I Finally Got Rid of Him
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- Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
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Sam being a father is still mind boggling to me
He's pretty good building that fake identity
Twice over as well
@@awadhyzidii it’s shit
@@awadhyzidii it really is shit
Athba7 you said to critique it 🤦♀️
"make sure to systematically belittle him over the next few years" lmao
Best parent advice
@@awadhyzidii Trash
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I literally read this as he says it
@@iwantsexseemyvideo654 no.
He said “my wife is about to give birth again”, he never mentioned if it is his child though so we must assume he is still a virgin
wasn't he talking about how he wanted a "black child with blue eyes" but it would take it miracle for that to happen, absolutely no way possible for that to ever happen
Did you see what he did to that plushee ? He knows his way around a man
i think he said in a video before the only reason he had a first child was to prove he wasnt a virgin.
@@midgetman4206 Even mentioned black people in the same sentence as his child
@@midgetman4206 the first Europeans were most likley dark skin & blue eyed
this "friendship" runs along similar lines to topgear specials
The best kind of friendships
Sometimes your genius is almost frightening.
(After clarkson was fired)
May: "I kind of like working with him."
May literally 2 months later: "CLARK-SOOOOOOOOON!"
I saw the title and knew who and how.
Is that the real starfish?
@@Hardchunkz no
omg the real starclap 👏
@@Hardchunkz yeah he's definitely fake
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I feel like aqua pretends sam is joking but secretly hes slowly gaining more and more psychological trauma from sam
100%
That "slowly belittling him over the years" seemed a bit too serious
lol
I thought the same thing
Death by 1000 cuts
"We have AquaFPS at home"
at home: Grandpa Loot
I'm glad Sam found the help he needed to be finally out of the abusive relationship ship he had with aqua, couldn't stand the sound of aqua verbally abusing him every video he is in along with a some physical abuse.
Don't you mean Grimble? Aqua is a really nice guy
@@goatythecringeyone7686 that is the joke
"MY WIFE IS ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH AGAIN?!?!??!?"
BIRTH 2
Didn’t think he was getting any hole
@@dakotaboi7988 Sam gets it in his hole and his wife gets pregnant....amazing.
He mentioned it on his video about him making Crunchrap Supremes
Yeah hes been talking about it for over 2 months atleast wdym
Tarkov Wipes are officially a national holiday, fantastic!
Get job
I swear, SAML is the Justin Y. of tarkov videos
You, again
@@awadhyzidii delete it
@@awadhyzidii delete it
Everyone is shocked about Sam having a second kid when in reality he mentioned it as early as his podcast episode with his brother
Bruh that was like last month
Bruh
People listen to podcasts? Lol. Jk.
That was a baby? I thought it was a potato
@@calebhuston6747 I can't believe more than a year ago is already last month
Actually Really proud of Sam.. That whole bit where he lost his Daughter’s college fund on Bitcoin was a bit of a mark but all in all, happy for the guy
Wait what ?
You serious he lost his daughter's money? Did he get it back?
Bitcoin hit 50k so that's a smooth deal
@@devenbrigham9392 sure he said he forgot the login details...
i had quite some btc as well and lost it. cuz i was like it was only 11 dollars worth.
looking back i fucking hate myself.
Aqua is like a companion in Skyrim, they carry all the loot and die 10 seconds later, but they can always be replaced
Okay that one was funny lol
@@awadhyzidii Garbage
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difference is a skyrim follower will only die if you kill them.
Aqua just dies
All the gear and no idea
Just a reminder. This man, THIS MAN, is about to be the father of two human beings.
Yeah, standards for child care have dropped in recent years :).
@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ you're annoying asf. Please stop filling my notifications.
Side Note: Are you the same bot that's on a lot of LinusTechTips vids (Rita)?
OH GOD AQUA SENT THE FUCKING THOTBOTS AS REVENGE NOOOOO
To call them human beings would be to infer he was actually human.
i suspect the wife is gonna handle most of the duties,if its a boy maybe it could teach sam to play sports and grow a proper mustache.
THE MOMENT he was inviting the random AQUAFPS into the squad, he knew what content he wanted to get out of the situation. What a villain.
years from now sams new kid is going to watch this video and develop a fear of his father
*her
@@Creedio90 your profile picture is stupid
"all my angry sexual aggression" Ya thats gonna be a doozy
"if only there was something I could take my anger out on."
*Looks at wife who is holding camera*
@@user-os1fq8zk9c begone leave this realm
@@extrathiccherobrine8672 the porn bots man they’re back
@@MintyLime703 someone should indeed
He answered my questions at the beginning before I could even ask
@@awadhyzidii no
@@awadhyzidii it’s very bad. I never even heard of vigor. Casual normie gamer
@@awadhyzidii no one enjoys vigor so you have no audience that's why he's not interested
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step 1: don't ask general sams audience to review your channel, they're here for Sam and don't give a shit about your channel.
step 2.get a better name, and drop the "gaming" at the end.
@@awadhyzidii it didnt really bother me its just that spamming to get attention isn't really a likeable trait, it'll only attract negative attention.
sam might act all rude to aqua on camera but it’s only because they’re passionate lovers
Every time Sam talks about being a father, I feel better about my own abilities.
Sam has a very masochistic relationship with Tarkov. It beats him relentlessly and he still loves it, does that remind you of anything, Samuel?
Reminds him of his wife beating him.
@@deltaforce2780 you got the joke buddy well done
Abusive father moment
@@awadhyzidii wth is Vigor?
@@deltaforce2780 #amber heard ain't a victim
finally a version of aqua that doesn't beat homeless people and orphans
🤔 🤦♂️ Is there a new paper article on this? Lol. Heard aqua did some quacked stuff
Is all of this an inside meme, or did this man unironically do some messed up stuff?
@@aarondier8652 unsure but more and more people say Aqua did some stuff. He is from Florida 🤷♂️
@@blackbeargear8884 okay I think I'm getting behind it. All of the "news" that aqua did messed up stuff seem to from either r/generalsam or sam's podcast. Also sometimes they say he's from Florida and then he's from NY all of a sudden. He punched everyone and their mother and steals milkiway.
At this point I assume it's a meme that drags on a bit far.
@@aarondier8652 no it’s not a meme he was filmed kicking a homeless guy in nyc and we’ve all made jokes about it since
Sam's transformation into edmund Kemper is nearly complete
"That celestial event that gave black people superpowers" Is going to ruin your child
Glad to hear Sam finally got rid of Aqua, now he can monetize his hard work without having to censor anything
He also won't have to hide his kid from aqua anymore
hi colon
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What happened aqua
@@AxxLAfriku uh hi?
you just threw him away like a used condom just to pull out a newer, and fresher condom out of the box
*you just threw him away like a used condom just to pull out a newer, and fresher but still used condom out of the box
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Deep
Condom? My g, he's like weeks away from having his second kid. I promise you, he's never worn a condom.
But isn't that what the directions indicate you should do? Not to reuse the same one over and over?
"This Aqua is so much cooler, ... he's *aLIVE,"*
"Christmas, New Year's, Tarkov wipe, that celestial event that gave black people super powers, and my wife's about to give birth again."
Sam's back baby
Again?Damn your wife's boyfriend has to chill
Make a podcast with everyone going on the hike General Slampiece
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jesus christ what happened here
@@colbubratbub2649 I have no fucking clue these bots are wild
I’m about to get so much hole
I love how sam essentially just pulled someone off the tarkov streets.
Sam proving yet again that his similarities to Ed Kemper go beyond looks alone.
Genewal Sam theowy: The Biological father of sam’s two children is aqua and sam is being forced into cuckery, the stress has caused his obvious recede in hairline and its the reason Sam holds such resentment towards Aqua.
that's the true story mainstream media is trying to hide from us
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@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ begone
@@extrathiccherobrine8672 report the account for spam bro
So aqua was after all the negativity after all
Sam on that "finna start WW1" type beat with that Gavrilo Princip lookin pistol lmao
He coulda gone to DC seeing how easy it is to get in the Capitol
I know! Legit that pistol type is from the early 1900s.
Yeah pretty much. FN Model 1922. Just a big version of Gavrilo's FN 1910.
@@stevemc6010 general sam for president
This is the first time watching any of your videos, and I was thoroughly entertained. What a journey, lmfao. You got the gumption, kid. Take my subscribe and thumbs up!
I'd love a compilation of Sam just BRUTALIZING that lootlord doll.
Alright Sam’s finally lost it, someone get Aqua into protective custody ASAP
As soon as I read the title I knew this had to be about Aqua
Couldn't tell by the thumbnail?
@@awadhyzidii Shit
What happened between them
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@@kysnaros it's all a joke lol
Congrats Mr Sam. Prayers for you and your family. Hope everything goes smooth for you guys during this joyous time. Thanks for the video
"I would never do that to my friend" The best quote in this whole video lmao
I’m surprised Aqua has made it this far into streaming without Sam breaking into his house and replacing him with a body double
I love how sam puts the tarkov wipe on the same level as his wife giving birth
So glad Abby’s boyfriend decided to bless her and Sam with another child while Sam’s busy slaving away for roubles on Tarkov
Imagine that beautiful, quad-man naruto running at you whilst leaning forward, ever perpetually chasing you down..
imagine killing a homeless drug addict with leukemia
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Well
@@iwantsexseemyvideo654 k
We watched it happen. No need to imagine
And then defiling the body in such a manner as he did.
I know we say love knows no bounds but that was grotesque.
Aqua acts like he’s compensating for pushing over a handicapped kids wheelchair
Sam is the kind of friend you should hate, but can't.
"sams a liability"
-AquaFPS
today on his stream
i mean hes not wrong
"my aggression, my angry sexual aggression"
your poor, poor wife 3:45
So this is why aqua hasn't posted in 2 weeks...
&tarkovin
Those legs he’s talking about looks like the aliens from that Charlie Sheen movie lmao.
Hahaha that’s so funny
when you were zooming in on your face.... on the "...taking anger out on something...." at the end ... the Kill Bill anxiety/fight scene siren music started going off in my head....lol
This child isn’t even breathing air yet and has snapped Sam’s sanity. I love every second of it
Sams stream really was something else. I particularly enjoyed the part where Aqua cut Sams internet out of spite
General sam's pullout game is the equivalent of flat earthers having valid evidence that the earth is flat, nonexistent.
Congratulations Sam, I've got a few more months until second is born as well. Sad there's not going to be a lot of new content coming from you but I still got a lot of old videos to watch. Happy New Years!
4:13 hey man, you gotta give the people what they want... and we ALL know what we wanna see
Kenshi sequel?
Finally, we’ll get some peace and quiet with Aqua gone
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The thumbnail was the first thing I saw when I woke up, nice
ANOTHER CHILD just yesterday you were playing Skyrim talking about the lore of certain places it’s been a long ass time
Poggers has been canceled so i will say this is a epic gamer moment
A play of the game, if you will.
@@awadhyzidii I've seen better puddles of vomit! >:-(
@@awadhyzidii just don't go around self promoting and don't take mean words to heart
@@awadhyzidii if you want success dont play shitty games like vigor... play something popular or something with a tightly knit community. ultimately just make sure you enjoy making the content though.
*N*
Finally, was about to go insane
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its crazy man. I started watching this channel when I was 16. I am 21 now and Sam is a father of two. weird how time can pass and feel like it was only yesterday.
Aqua's loot first mentality gets him killed again
2 OF SAMS SPAWN ON THIS EARTH NOW GOD DAMMIT
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There's two of them now! This is getting put of hand!
Sam with a cigar looks just like when Tarantino starred in Pulp Fiction, his own movie, just to be able to say the N Word.
he’s in all of his own movies
@@caligula898 Pretty much. But that disproves me how?
@@hidenfn I don’t think he was trying to do that my dude.
@@hidenfn It disproves your point that he was in his movie just to say the N word.
@@hidenfn he doesn’t have to be in a movie to say the n-word, nor does he need permission. He’s in the movie because he’s in all of his movies.
I feel like Sam recently watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, that doll editing really reminds me of the hotel scenes.
Congrats on the second child. It’s comforting to know that if you can be a family man, anyone of us can
When are we gonna see all Sam’s historical firearms on video? Also does homeboy have his C&R license?
Sam gives me an excuse to avoid my responsibilities and laugh.
Aqua is Sam's Adam Eget, and it doesn't get any less funny.
3:35 sam's forehead shrank in size, if only it could stay that way
Damn this new aqua seems good, hope we get to see more of him
What sam lacks in looks, charisma, and ability he makes up for in virility. Kudos.
Idk, he has the looks.
I'd unironically be with this man given the chance
Sam casually lighting up a Backwood is my favorite part of 2021 and will remain that way for the rest of the year
I honestly forgot about that time black people on Twitter thought a celestial event would give them superpowers.
loved the style and editing of the deserverd beating of the plushie lol
I'm kinda sad how this year's Tarkov stream ended though. Guys being heated for at least half an hour on top of Omid being fatigued from streaming and not sleeping for so long. The situation with Pestily. It was really uncomfortable to watch the last hour or so of the stream.
But besides that - loved every other second of it, loved the PSA's, the whole Aqua bit - hilarious, glad it got it's own separate from stream video even. It was worth me not sleeping at night (hello from Europe).
What was the situation with Pestily? I don't watch any streams
@Libtards cant Silence me same
@@schmeaty.1297 same
@@supersarge2477 as far as I remember - Sam made a joke that people should go to Pestily's chat and say something like "hey, Sam is online and he got drops! Go over there". He said it because he wanted to top Aqua's highest number of viewers (which was around 44k I think). It ended up in Sam's chat being utter douchebags and spamming uncontrollably on Pestily's stream for 1.5 hours. Pestily sent a message to Sam on twitter (which he couldn't find for another 20-25 minutes of stream). And after that, since Pestily didn't see any result after sending a message, Pestily said that he might report Sam's stream.
Anyone who remembers the whole situation better - correct me if I'm wrong, please.
i love how this guy laughs at his own scripts
Sam is literally Ed Kemper
'Loot lord gets destroyed and humiliated by massive Rat' gonna have to get that PH tick to upload this one
As soon as this showed up in my feed I clicked
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WAIT A SECOND, HE HAS MADE ANOTHER ONE?
The fact that Sam is willing to raise both of his wife’s boyfriend’s children is inspirational. Not to me, but probably to someone.
I bet he calls em his hatchlings
You know the lead singer of Oasis also doesn't cut his cigars....I expect more from you Sam.
Systematically belittling, the entirety of General Sam’s content. That’s why we’re here though. I guess.
Congratulations on the second addition, Sam. Hope all is well for you and yours.
You take whatever time you need man, if I wanted consistency I wouldn't have subscribed to this channel ;)
Where are these jippy songs from? I haven't heard these in beat tape 35, is Sam getting preview tracks or sumthin?
I came looking for this comment. I've never heard these beats before.
Same here the beats were slappin
BEAT TAPE 24 has the intro part.
@@hidenfn ah an older one, that's probably why I didn't recognize it
What about the one from 7:00 when they get in game
General Sam? More like General _Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma'am._
get on the floor and jam
@@End3rDJgaming 💃🕺
Watching Sam destroy that plushie was some demented shit
You should use the "birthday meme" that aqua's chat uses so you can erode aqua's sanity. Maybe one day his you will convince him that it isn't his birthday when it is.
I thought this was “aqua said what” part 2
Been weighing you down for years now
I just realized; Aqua has Steve Buscemi eyes.
Those shifty Buscemi eyes
ah yes maternity leave, General Sam out here bouta b a mommy
I dont mind hes leaving for a while cause he was finnally got rid off the homeless beater aquafps
Aqua is good at beating homeless people because he is homeless and finds them easily
@@awadhyzidii its crap
@@awadhyzidii Yeah, it fucking sucks
@@awadhyzidii actual hot garbage
@@cashel5232 Sorry to bother you and thanks for your feedback guys
"Maternity leave" oh my I didn't know you transitioned
Abby's definitely using this video in the custody suit
YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSS MY LORD AND SAVOIR HAS RETURNED TO TARKOV MY PREYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!!!!!!