Sam's God Complex and Aqua's Hatred of The Homeless - Ep. 13
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
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Sam:
"What was your story of beatng up a homeless man?"
Aqua:
"Homeless woman actually"
I really wanted there to be a cut there; just started laughing uncontrollably
Beating up +100
Homeless teethless +100
*WAMEN +350*
*PROMOTED LIEUTENANT COLONEL 78*
I love the fact that he wasn't like "I didn't beat them up" he just corrected Sam that it was a woman 😂
EvEn BeTtEr
In all my years of watching Sam, and by god he has suffered through like 3 or 4 tornados, and in each instance he has intentionally or non-intentionally abandoned his wife and child.
Rat life
It's actually the opposite his wife ran on him 😂 and he stayed he's like fuck that tornado
They abandoned him...
this made me choke on my edible
It only appears non-intentionally.
Sam YOU spent years teaching these guys how to Shekelstein then you're surprised when they do it to you?
Exactly! He should be commending us on our masterful manipulation of the payment system. Somebody who has the rat in them to pull a scheme like that deserves to get it for free.
Sams just sheckel grubbing back, its an endless push and pull, swindling wouldn't be any fun if it was easy.
A Barbarian Horde that’s a hot ass take
This aint no country for old men
Bro, too true
Imagine trying to game patreon to see a man harass aqua early
@Smoov Cat cease and desease please
Edgy boy
Half the reason I watch Sam now is for him to rip on aqua.
The beautiful thing about Sam's podcast, regardless of lack of quality compared to others, he always ends up talking about what's on everyone mind..and I appreciate that shit
@Smoov Cat first of all, piss off.
secondly, thinking someone can be scared into straightness is patently ridiculous.
but yeah, piss off.
This is not the greatest general Sam and aqua podcast, this is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember, the general sam and aqua podcast
Marshall Johnson was that a thing at one point?
Daniel Lee I get that reference 😂
Nice reference my guy
Grayson can you fill me in? I’m clueless
At this point the lost podcast is just a tall tale
@Smoov Cat not a good news for you mate
The police coming to arrest aqua for all those homeless people he kicked to death
Smoov Cat now syphilis is NOT epic
@Smoov Cat scaring people into being straight has never worked
Smoov Cat reminds me of that based Sam Hyde stand up
I imagine Aqua would have no problem committing war crimes
He already has
69th like. nice.
0000p04oo
Yeah he‘d just be ordered to bomb civilians and he‘d go „well, okay then“ in his monotonous quiet voice and absolutely demolish those women and children
@@bigjizz6997 i will skin you
i love how general sam makes aqua so uncomfortable talking about politics and just laughs the hole time
homeless man sam 🥵🥵🥵🥵
aqua is too pure for this world
/holetime/
when i was young, one of my teachers told me about an interaction she saw between a kid who wiped his nose with his hand with an upward motion and a different kid who did not. i’ll call the kid who wiped his nose with his hand johnny. johnny was talking to a kid one day, and the kid noticed johnnys hair is super spiky in the front like it’s gel’d. the kid asked “How do you get your hair like that?” Johnny said “I don’t know,” and proceeded to wipe his nose with his hand all the way up into his hair. idk if this story is true or not, but i thought it was relevant and i’ve never had the chance to repeat it.
Thats a boomer copypasta
I like your version more. I just realized isn’t snot awfully like cum? So everyone’s gay cause everyone‘s at least once put in his mouth?
It a joke.
I don't know why. But it seems like his mouth is very slightly not aligned with the audio. It's unsettling. Maybe he's a puppet
God, why'd you have to say that? Now I can't not see it.
Right in the beginning I noticed it and it kept fucking with me
What are you trying to tell us shiro
@@kingbeez4943 the golden God's physical form can no longer keep in touch with our perception of time and reality
Is your profile picture the priestess ring?
“What was that story about you beating up a homeless man?”
“It was a homeless woman, actually.”
Way to convince us, Aqua
Should be titled “Two aging youtubers try to remember the names of actors for an hour”
It's funny. I do hope RUclips remains a millennial platform and you Zommers can just put Tide pods up your ass on tiktok.
Eirick Buckley 😂😂😂😂
@@eirickbuckley9998 I agree fellow boomer #boomernayshen
20 minutes in I realized that this wasn't a clip.
Man, Aqua is a whole lot more Anti-Semitic when he's not on camera, makes you think what kind of truly awful things he said in the previous episode before it got doinked
@MARK PEARSON based
@MARK PEARSON What's your iFunny?
Guess who invented the word anti-semetic
@@TheNikeman99 the damnable pro-semetics
MARK PEARSON pog!
Once was really sick, but when I told my professor I wasn't going to be there, she wrote back that I needed to be there or else I'd be deducted points for missing a due date. Got my revenge by bringing in my bright yellow handkerchief and coughed and hacked into it the entire time I was forced to be there. Nobody touched me, talked to me, or even looked at me because of how obnoxious I was, nobody wanted to team with me during the daily group activity, and when I turned in my paperwork to the professor I purposely made sure it was with the same hand that held my handkerchief in all day. She looked at me with a wincing smile and told me to get well soon, but I knew that when she got home she straight up incinerated those papers because I got an A+ even though I BSed the whole thing. It was a great day after that.
as the great Julius Caesar once said “Veni, Veni, Veni”
Julius coomar
Best comment
I could not think of a name thanks :)
@@jaek7595 bitte
In Spanish that traduces as “come,come,come” like a frantic mom that wants to beat up his youngest decendant
Finally! I've always wanted to get an in depth look on the homeless sewer culture of New York.
How Aqua be hating the homeless when the dude looks 3 dollars from a cardboard box
I used to be friends with a guy from new york. Not even joking that state does that to people.
I was once stuck in a airport for a layover and on the screen next to my connecting flight and that Johnny Depp commercial was playing on the screen I ended up watching that commercial for 4 hours and I hate the fact that I could recreate it perfectly from memory
Must've either been really bored or that commercial is hot
I'm already laughing just at the title lmfao
If this ain’t facts
non-facts
It’s probably been mentioned already but Stephen King’s wife reads most if not all of his work. He calls her his greatest critic. Just thought it was funny that the random example chosen was one where the partner does read all of their partner’s work.
I did the wipe up method once. Never again. I was sick when I did it and my entire hand was green
That Sam Hyde joke went right over Aqua's head 😂👌
Damn, Sam had all the facts to the Amber/Johnny case all the way back in 2020. Although he didn’t realise how popular it would become.
Perfect for me staying up to 4am to finish a project my group hasn’t contributed to which is due tomorrow
good luck dude you’re gonna pass i bet
Sorry im the guy that doesnt contribute
Thanks for the support!
But it’s a lose-lose for me, because I am spending time on this project instead of doing homework which is also due tomorrow. The project just has a bigger impact on my grade.
Not to mention I haven’t been able to finish my work for enterprise (a college pseudo-professional club) which has its meeting every Tuesday.
😁 All I can do is keep moving forward
Make sure you put only your name on it and make a report on your contributions vs the contributions of your team mates. Guarantee the teacher will have a word with them after
Ben Sosnowski make them fail, that was my favorite part of college
Please Sam ...... I beg of you .... never stop making these ... I’m stuck in the middle of a desert right now on a deployment .... and these have been my fucking LIFELINE for humor ......
Sam I sent u a ps4 with your logo on it like a year ago idk if u got it fam
Tf
Some dude got a ps4 with Sam's logo in the mail and was like "Huh well someone knows I like General Sam."
@@Hylander1993 lmao I spent so much making it
@@gunsofthepatriotsbutbigger9116 did you put tracking on it? Also if you want a definitive answer I might try going to his discord server or commenting on one of his twitch streams and try to ask him there.
He closed down his P.O. box when he moved years ago.
There’s nothing I enjoy more than a Forehead Fables podcast while in work.
Pls kill me
Done
I lived in Miami during my teen years and I remember a homeless dude telling me he'd never accept unpackaged food from anyone again after someone slipped him a laxative Burger. Everyone at the bus stop laughed but it just made me feel terrible. Could you imagine having no home, no toilet, and possibly no shower while having explosive diarrhea? People like Aqua suck.
He didnt doshit
We have to see the meme he sent his crush Sam.
@Smoov Cat dood ur so homofobic omg wow
Dennis Hopper is dead Sam. Your never gonna meet him.
you’re*
TheWishingPig you’re on dumb my man
@@kommisarreid821 you guy is dumb man
User name you are All’nt on dumbest
@@Creedio90 I bet you are real fun at parties
its 10:30 here and i just started a final project due in 10 hours. thank your for this
Sam is literally a Florida man
*Huge Jackedman*
Sam, I have the same phone and literally the same case. You want a nice watch to go with it? Look at the Fossil Gen 5 Carlyle HR, specifically the smoke stainless steel one with the metal band. It's stock WearOS so you can get all of the apps, as opposed to Samsung Galaxy watches which have a tiny, limited, Samsung-approved app ecosystem. Like, 85% of my apps have WearOS companion apps, and the watch is sexy as fuck
Oddly specific
Borderline shill
Love it
Fossil is good. I have a ticwatch pro and works great with my Google pixel.
Yeah idk how he didn't notice that WearOS exists
@@king_sutter he just means there isn't a specific watch where the hardware is Google like the pixel
Good podcast, Aqua talking about his collection of ears he cut off of homeless people was uncomfortable though.
Last time i was thus early i was one of those babies in the little see-through containers!
16:58 (I'm an electrician apprentice) anyone who has gotten their kitchen updated recently, and I mean pretty much all the people who get new lights get them so that they can dim. With under cabinet lights that can dim, along side pendant lights that can also, you guessed it, dim.
Damn, I hadn’t even thought of finessing the podcast like that😂😂
Coom handkerchiefs
Johnny Depp was in the Dior Sauvage commercial my dude
How the fuck did you comment this 6 days ago bro
@@fuckman297 patreon
@@SketchyChicken281 the question is, did he pay for it or rat his way out of it
I really wanna see Sam fly out to NY make some IRL videos with Aqua.
Hearing the sirens in the back of Aqua's mic is an amazing tribute to new york
27:00 holy crap, Crocs has reached out of our boy 👏 what a time to be alive
Help us its 2021
I remember when I had a catheter, once it goes in it feels like you have several Sam sized people sitting on you, and once it comes out it feels like they are scooping out your entrails with a shovel.
My God, you really are doing a great Norm impersonation at times
I’m drunk af but I just wanna leg u know that u and aqua are the fucking best RUclipsrs and ima so happy u guys are a thing. Keep up the awesome work broskis.
Dude, yes, I've been waiting
Is it off sync for anyone else? is this a scam to get us to give you patreon money or is it bad editing?
it was fine, although it probably obvious if full screened
Yeah, picture is behind
Imagine marrying someone with the same name as your closest homey
18:27 Jonny Depp & amber
shenanigans
Aqua will be that old guy in the future and do the exact same thing.
Dances With Wolves was an emotional, heartfelt, and epic classic, how dare you, good sir! How dare you...
Do a podcast with brian (reddragon)
MeatlessOnion good idea
3 months old and it's already aged well, 11/10
You shit. I have work in the morning and was about to go to sleep until I saw this 😂
This is like when Tenacious D couldn't remember The greatest song in the world LMAO
Finally been waiting for this piece of gold forever
I think this might be the first time I've seen Sam be friendly with someone. Great accomplishment, Aqua.
General Sam is one good mustache away from being Ed Kemper
I too want to meet Dennis Hopper. I wonder if he's still getting type cast as an insane person after 10 years rotting in the ground.
Hey man, is that an album cover in your PFP? If so could ya tell me the name?
I love the aggressive outbursts from these two together! The random Apple product rage hahaha
Man the wheezing laughter drowning out Aqua's genuine complaints at 54:18 is just so fucking funny
EDIT: also the word for "second last" is penultimate. I don't know why but I feel like Sam would want to know
That line hit me. "I don't want your popped pimples"
This is not the greatest podcast interview in the world, no. This is just a tribute!
Mister_Kokie I appreciate you
Old spice ads are the best ads.
That “Sam” bit was surprisingly accurate
The podcast of Sam and Aqua trying to remember famous peoples names.
Those four steps to the fridge are the hardest.
God I love that ending. Sam showing everyone who Aqua really is
Can't believe aqua would say the n-word with hard R. Thanks, Sam for bringing this gross guy's behavior into the light.
Kinda based tho 😂
@@Janssusf55 Based God
Timestamp?
@@NZXT_Nomad 44:76
@@zadenreid8202 uhhhh that ain't it
And now I'm at work. Portioning. Looking like a physco, geeking out in the corner about palm boogers. XD
god damn old people and handkerchiefs my grandparents use them all time
i could consume 14 hours of this a week
I'm glad to see that Sam and aqua get along so well
Handkerchiefs were extremely popular from like 1850s to like early 1980s
If you ever insult “Dances with Wolves” ever again, I will steal what is left of your prostate.
Im gonna become patreon not for podcasts, but just to support you cuz i just love your humor and your videos.
I watch your podcast more than your gaming videos just because it’s something I can listen to while at work or running errands
Shouldn't have taught us to be rats Sam, you should've known we would find a way to make you cough up the content for free.
Weird time to click this video with the johnny depp trial going on lmao
Playing exanima to the soothing sound of sam's voice makes me a combat god.
Working at a tire shop dying 😂😂
1:01:44 Speaking as an Australian, you should totally do these things. It'll help a lot. 👌🏾
General Sam coming in with the rat attack
Sams 3 months early on the last question
I want to see the 40 minutes of aqua solving racism with poetry
"HM, that's a big bull." - Matthew Mcaunaheyheyhey
Oh sam, you really hit it with that johnny depp bit
this is officialy my favorite podcast
Nothing better than Sam’s podcast to get me through AP homework
I heard that siren and I'm driving home listening to this and, I thought I was being pulled over.
1:07:46
Sam gazes longingly into the camera and says "I straight up weighed myself; I was like, legitly a pound and a half lighter after the shit"
Been watching for 45 minutes now, still dont know what the fuck this podcast is all about. Funniest shit i've watched all day
Yes another video!!!!
One of my teachers had a hanker chief and would fill the classroom with the noise of snot and sneezes
Thank some deity for sams ability to not lose the audio this go around
why is your mouth so out of sync
there’s an alternate version of me that didn’t have to think about or notice that till you told me
that's how he talks irl
@@jaek7595 i was looking for this comment. Notices in less then a minute in. Bugs me a lot.
it's a symptom of hyperthyroidism
the mans is lagging irl, chill