Did you that the queensboro bridge opened up on 1901 costing 300 million to get off but nowadays 15$ and pair of good hand is all that's needed to get me off
Gotta love Sam asking the one question he had planned for Aqua and then immediately changing the topic to underage sex before Aqua could finish his answer and never coming back to it.
Great podcast! Although I didn't like the part where Aqua started talking about how Germany should have won World War Two. I really didn't get that part.
Sam I rewatch all of your videos, I've watched most of your videos 3 or 4 times just to kill time and cheer me up while I'm dealing with college and work stress and just wanted you to know you fr make my general well being better dude and I'm so glad your channel is growing.
YO MY GIRLFRIEND JUST CALLED ME WHILE I WAS WATCHING IT AND WHEN THE VIDEO CAME BACK ON IT CAME BACK AT 4:19 WHERE SAM SAID "Did your phone just go off in the middle of my podcast?" HOLY SHIT
Bruh I do not watch podcasts, they make me yawn and sleep but when I watch the Forehead Fables Podcast I laugh. This is as good as your regular content
Explosive residue on Sam's hands is actually just what comes out of a Jew's nose when they blow it. It needs some help getting some oomph with all that space the air has to escape.
@Forehead Fables Podcast Please keep a clock in the podcast. Dude I might be high as shit but seeing both people in the same frame and the clock is beyond satisfying.
Me: I want Jake Gyllenhaal
Mom: we have Jake Gyllenhaal at home
Jake Gyllenhaal at home:
ALRIGHT 👍
Alright 👍
G Wizzy well I am a turbo virgin
@@cheekychief2273 ALRIGHT 👍
Cheekychief22 glad I’m not the only one that saw the resemblance
never been so comfortable in my life
Alright
I hate when pornos have a ton of plot in the beginning. like just skip to the pounding already
@@breadpilled2587 aye the story line is so good tho
You look like you wanna call your mom to pick you up its okay aqua.. sam cant hurt you anymore
@@breadpilled2587 The meat n' potatas?
This is whats in the beyond section in bed bathroom and beyond
@Jack The Leaf hahahahahaahah
@Jack The Leaf Ireland
@Jack The Leaf no worries lad😂
When you can't meet with Jake gyllenhaal so you buy the Walmart edition
Looks more like something ordered off Wish
I think it’s more of a Craigslist version
Kirkland brand
Sam out of breath for getting back in bed is something Abby has to hear every night
What does she see in him if she doesnt think hes funny lmao
@@chazworth6604 big pp
@@cassius1404 soft pp
@@chazworth6604 small hat
@@chazworth6604 Jewish gold.
so this is the guy who fixed dayz, huh?
Adam himself
how was this commented 5 days ago
@@zackzimovan1551 might be a patron thing
@@zackzimovan1551 I shill to Sam on Patreon
How tf did you post this 5 days ago
Yknow the more I hear about this aqua character, the less I care for him
aqua aqua
Did you that the queensboro bridge opened up on 1901 costing 300 million to get off but nowadays 15$ and pair of good hand is all that's needed to get me off
Sounds like a real Turd Ferguson
@@TrapsAreNotGayButILikelyLong that was fucking amazing man. this line is actually legendary
@@darthjesus7959 thanks
Gotta love Sam asking the one question he had planned for Aqua and then immediately changing the topic to underage sex before Aqua could finish his answer and never coming back to it.
I thought Aqua said he was into Diablo 2 and WoW classic?
@@TotalNegan
Ya but he was just about dive deeper into it and Sam changed the subject
I really appreciate Sam had his feet on camera. Truly shows how much he cares about the fans.
I know right, showing us his little footsies like that.
Beat off material
Them little piggies
Imma suck em
2 people have to unlike this comment in this instant.
Dude, I'm just waiting for these 2 alpha Chad's to kiss already
Patreon
I want nothing more or less than a hardcore make out session between daddy samnite and baked Gyllenhaal
4 20 likes................nice
Broke-back bedroom.
@@g449 lmao underrated comment
Such an abusive relationship. I hope aqua finds the courage to leave sam someday.
duckh0le Ik right? But sadly he stays for the sick merch. And as long as Sam has sick merch(which is appropriate priced btw) he won’t leave
@@donatter1042 i mean he does want to wear cool clothes
Sam's grooming process involved removing all of Aqua's other incomes, so he's his only source of goods and information
quite sad, really
Hahaha
no Aqua is far to pussying to fight a golden god like sam
Great podcast! Although I didn't like the part where Aqua started talking about how Germany should have won World War Two. I really didn't get that part.
Yea, the part where he started talking about the stab in the back by, what did he call it? "Gold merchants"?
Only real gamers know Germany did nothing wrong
@Aniquin that's a melon minion
Dakota Delong we gotta keep the comment on 666 likes
If hitlario never invaded Russia we would all be speaking German right now
you could hear sams heavy breathing after he had made the arduous journey of plugging the camera in and crawling back into bed
Hey that's a lot of work for a jewstein like him
Sam honestly makes some of the most entertaining content on this website
Most underrated tuber imo
Creepstaa Sucks him and ssethtzeentach
Uhhh there's this other guy called general Sam, he is the best
my high ass actually thought that was Jake Gyllenhaal for a second
Logmo bro I thought it was until 37:46 then my friend called me retarded
@@phwix388 Your friend seems like a good guy.
@@juice6199 lol when friends are close enough then they dont care what they get called by you. Depends on the person though
Good thing Abby won’t watch this.... but aqua’s dad will.
We need daddy aqua on the podcast now
taloob true.
why does sams facial features look like they're squished into the middle of his face
Because he's high as shit
Because half his head is forehead
xXnig_nogXx theyre all gravitating towards his nose
Because he's fat
i love how toxic the comment section is in a funny way
We require Sam to wear a robe on every podcast from now on
Smoking jacket would be cooler
Will do!
Guys if Sam can be married then I'm sure we all have a shot
let's wait until he goes bald rapidly gets a beer belly and starts rants about "Abby took the kids"
I'm not serious enough...
It’s a fluke. He has that Jewish gold
Dang dude the sexual tension in this episode is strong
You took my comment from last episode you little jew
@@xx_harold_xx7394 oh harold
Aqua looks like a mix of Jake Gyllenhaal and Seth Rogen
And did a shit ton of meth
omg youre spot on
Now that you said this I can’t unsee it
Meth rogen
Aqua looks like when you press randomize on oblivion
You want to feel like you're about to die without actually dying, come to South Africa.
You mean if you're white?
@@ryankl1984 Sam doesn't need to know about that
finally, you got aqua. was waiting for this since this podcast took off bc i knew it was inevitable
2:47 Aqua is cheating on his wife with a pre-op transgender lesbian named Samantha
sure
14:39 this is the closest AquaFPS has ever come to calling sam fat with a joke just look at his eyes as he resist calling sam the Elephant
Bruh how are you commenting on this 6 days ago
@@Vartrog patreon u noob
Oh we got a richboi over here
@@TheDonUrbas 5 $ a month isnt anything close to rich
vammennn having disposable income sounds pretty rich to me
Take a sip whenever Aqua says "Like"
Sip of what
Michael Valdez Water stay hydrated
29:16-30:06
Aqua says “like” ~13 times in 50 seconds.
He is a bot, controlled by Putin
15 or 16 damn
Oh you should see kyle on PKA. he triples up on it. Likelikelike begins almost every sentence.
i like how the camera turned off and aqua goes "oh look"
Sam I rewatch all of your videos, I've watched most of your videos 3 or 4 times just to kill time and cheer me up while I'm dealing with college and work stress and just wanted you to know you fr make my general well being better dude and I'm so glad your channel is growing.
the wheeeeeeezes are just abnormal
Abby sounds like a real battle axe
"Noone has more finesse than serial killers. They're like artists."
General Sam, 2019
is this a brokeback mountain sequel?
I wish I knew how to quit you
I remember when u told us that u had inseminated Abby that aqua knew the whole time and didn't spill. That was positive
"Nobody has more finesse than a serial killer, they're like artists."
-General Sam
YO MY GIRLFRIEND JUST CALLED ME WHILE I WAS WATCHING IT AND WHEN THE VIDEO CAME BACK ON IT CAME BACK AT 4:19 WHERE SAM SAID "Did your phone just go off in the middle of my podcast?" HOLY SHIT
I really don't even know who the top is in this relationship
Both of them manage to be top at the same time
Sam is a power bottom don't @ me
Tf it’s 100% Sam
Aqua let's Sam top because he knows it makes Sam feel like a big man.
Neither, they just bash asses.
The pure amount of wheezing is how you know your watching sam and that your in for an enjoyable video
Why do i alwaya get "Adult Swim" vibes from this channel lol
I literally said out loud that the rock murdered epstein when you asked aqua. I see you're a man of class.
*Aqua "DayZ is fixed" FPS*
im a big fan of aqua, the only reason why is when he started of the videos with," do you want to wear cool clothes, link in the discription"
Bruh I do not watch podcasts, they make me yawn and sleep but when I watch the Forehead Fables Podcast I laugh. This is as good as your regular content
Explosive residue on Sam's hands is actually just what comes out of a Jew's nose when they blow it.
It needs some help getting some oomph with all that space the air has to escape.
When he mentioned backgammon I genuinely felt my blood rise.
The Adventures of General Man and Aqua Kid!!!
Dude... the aspect ratio makes me so happy to full screen.
25:15 That's just gold
GETOUTOFHERESTALKER
This is a lost episode of Bert and Ernie
"bizzlesnaff makes The Dude look like he's high strung" -Sam 2019
32:34 That might have been one of the greatest jokes I heard for some reason
Best podcast I listen to, thanks for the content Sam!
Sam: wife bad
I worked in TSA 10 years. Explosive residue is slang for seman.
We need brian on the podcast, but in person
ElectricBulletZ I’m pretty sure Sam has said in the past he’s super introverted and basically a recluse but I agree, Brian is fucking hilarious.
spat my food out when I heard 'youve got a head like an anvil'
The thumbnail I deadass thought you had Actual Jake handcuffed to the bed
So I went through 9 years of school peeing the wrong way in a urinal
An hour of mom and dad not fighting. I'm so happy.
I love how Aqua just looks like he's casually relaxing, but Sam looks like he's hospitalized.
i love when right at the the end sam just bonks his head on the mic
"Death row victims" - General Sam
This is the first time I have actually finished a 1 hour video in one go, and with Sam in it it felt like 5 minutes
12:06 gosh that up skirt though
It’s like watching “Step Brothers” in real life. 😂 they didn’t book you two rooms cause you woulda turned them into bunk beds
@Forehead Fables Podcast Please keep a clock in the podcast. Dude I might be high as shit but seeing both people in the same frame and the clock is beyond satisfying.
Sam is a natural leader
36:11 look at him slyly ask Sam that and then grin at the camera
Been waiting!! Lmao, y'all are my favorite youtubers for real. Thank you for all the great content, keep up the grind my dudes!
Sam youre doing good with this podcast thing, keep doing it.
Sam hit aqua with the old Weinstein
“On Jah”
Lol what
Why does Aqua always look depressed? You good man?
He's friends with Sam it'll happen
General Sam and Aqua FPS porno never seemed closer
Notice how aqua crosses his legs when they start to talk middle school sex
sam I just wanted you to know listening to your shitty podcasts makes my day a minuscule amount better and I wanted to thank you for that
This duo is one of my favs 😂 These podcasts are all so fucking good though
I feel like awkkwah is so stressed, but at the same time happy.
Sam is so ripped, that he couldn’t even get a question out lol. Good podcast though
Watch you explain weed while tripping my mouth out was great
We we will never know sexual tension that may have transpired when the camera battery died.
Aqua looks like he's in a constant state of a coked up acid trip
If you watch Norm Macdonald and then watch Sam you’ll notice he has picked up a lot of gestures and mannerisms of his, and it’s glorious
That moment around 36:00 when Aqua said "so you're mean to people you like" and looked knowingly at the camera...
Sam has made me feel like a good gamer dad. Many a hunter has been lost to baby shit.
The sexual tension is unbelievable....
The RAW sexual tension just flooded over me from watching this.
"Jake Gyllenhaal with genitals I understand"
Can I get the link for that Max Mears vid?
No
didn't i see this video already?
These 2 bros are so old that their idea of "sports" is their fond memories of the very first Olympics in ancient Greece
Take a shot for every time aqua says like you will probably die
12:30 sam get winded getting out of bed
Saved immediately to playlist
I saw BR back in 04, I think I was a sophmore. That definitely made an impression.
Took me 17 years but I finally learned how to piss
1:59 Sam, I see you checkin that out
21 by 9 FUCKING HELL
PROPERLY RENDERED ASPECT RATIO OMFG THANK YOU SAM!
Damn aqua be looking like my old art teacher
How did I literally just see thus video I’ve watched so many of these podcast and absolutely love Aqua and sam AND YET NEVER SEEN THIS INE