Using A Magic 8 Ball To Guide Me In Tarkov
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- Опубликовано: 16 июл 2024
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For those of you freaking out:
I have 1 more Tarkov video idea and its sole purpose is to piss off the entire fanbase of the game and then i'll probably be done for a while and I can get back to making other stupid videos.
Ghost of Tsushima?
Congratz on a million daddy
Some more Hunt: Showdown would absolutely radical my man.
Do a postal 2 video fatty... uwu
Bring back Kenshi, all hail the chad skeletons
i have a feeling sam uses that same 8 ball to determine if his daughter gets fed that day
Sam: No food for you
Daughter: Whyyyyyyyyyyyy
Sam: The 8 ball said so...
Ghoulz oh magic cronch can squidward have some food
Cronch:no
Sorry squidward
His daughter still insists on being a son, but the 8 ball says It is most definitely a girl.
Chances are low
"You may rely on it"
He’s only been milking Tarkov to reach a million subs, which is super cool in my eyes tbh. It’s nice to see a lesbian content creator break the glass ceilings on this platform.
So progressive.
Bandicam Bois she’s so strong
Its due to all our thoughts and prayers.
I thought he was American.
Wtf general sam isn’t a women. 👿👿👿 That’s online bullying and is not A-OK. Grrrr your are making me mad 😩😩😩.
A buddy of mine drank the juice from an 8 ball, and he was able to predict the future; he said he felt like he was gonna die and he did.
thanks Tom Cruise
so cool
thanks tom cruise
Thanks Tom cruise
Thanks Tom
This is the best idea for a video i've ever seen and I'm never gonna get over it
It's also the worst idea for a video
Great work I the new video char
well sam copied your sim video so you can copy this idea lol
@@GeneralSam is it just me or is your forehead getting bigger
@@GeneralSam did you have to ask the eight ball to give us a double standard?
'Are we gonna live'
8Ball: 'Yes'
'Oh so we're invincible'
sam is now macbeth, life imitates art once again
Plz no, that book haunts me
Honestly he didn’t ask if he’s gonna live in game. I’m pretty positive he’s alive irl tho
@Joel Merrick aqua can be macduff
Nerd
@@SmokeSAS What, you egg?
That world of tanks ad was the most energetic i've seen sam since he lost his virginity.
He’s the only virgin I know that has a child
@@bensmith6868 who gonna tell him😂
best world of tanks ad ive seen so far lol. they should pay him more
@@TheOMGWTFBBQ777 Absolutely agree.
Unlike most depraved, beta youtubers, Sam realizes that “1 million subs” doesn’t mean 1 million subscriptions, but rather 1 million subordinates.
1 million rats 🐀
Jawohl!
i just imagine the three of them hunched in a dark corner passing the ball around like goblins and asking it if they should breathe
“You can rely on that”
Sam: streams once a year
Also Sam: "Was that poggers? YES."
Never realized how much Sam looks like a real life psychicpebbles drawing
Sam is an odd little character
It's honestly so fun to see Sam's sponsorships. Most channels just recite the script they get sent with a dead face while Sam's are the only place where I'm not surprised to see the term "TACTICAL TANK FUCKING"
His one million subs went to his head so much it expanded his forehead even more.
With each sub it grows
Indeed
if he gets to 10 million theres gonna be so much mass it turns into a black hole
Sam Hyde effect
@@grapesoder1301 correction, General sam hyde effect.
Next video, *using a magic eight ball to manage my finances*
more like Yoloing Entire Life Savings Into The S&P 500
My man telling the truth
Boom art of the deal
*using a magic eight ball to raise my child*
@@attilabubby "Should i feed my child today?"
I'd by that hat, and I have the head to match.
USE THE ECONOMY ON THE ECONOMY TO FIX THE ECONOMY
Funny tank man likes Sam?
Tank man
Holy shit history meme man likes sam
Sam is dad.
11:24
The way Sam pans over to Poob IN GAME like his character is gonna react is just so funny to me
Just chillin
That's called complete immersion
Gaming
"You're about to get a juice transfusion"
Oh god, what fluid would go back in. All available options make me sad.
without a doubt, coom
Gamer girl bathwater, for good luck
Orange juice
Diet Coke
Wine
Chocolate pudding
The blood of his enemies
Aqua's used bath water
@@ExTess gusher juice
Gusher coom
"It's a world where no humans exist, ONLY TANKS"
It’s 2034 the cheese touch has infected half the population
Disney Pixar's TANKS
I love how he doesn't hold back when he does the ads for his sponsors. He goes all out, throwing F bombs everywhere and it's always hilarious. If I owed a company, I would hire Sam for the commercials.
“ 1.5 hour” Jesus, I bet he got lock jaw after that.
Tanktastic. I love when the sponsor ads are funny.
Allah akbar
I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not
holy *dogshit*
@@AmongSussy1 The ways of the internet are tanktastic.
That's the standard promo code for their ads. Few RUclipsrs actually have their own code.
I guess I'm a rare breed. I really enjoy the overstock of Tarkov content on Sam's channel. Every video is excellent, and it really lends itself to his style.
I suppose it makes sense a great deal of viewers would be irritated with nothing but Tarkov content, but I'd be 100% okay with that.
is your pfp dying light?
@@codswallop2938 I'm not sure, it used to be my old gamer pic on Xbox, just never changed it on youtube.
Same here, i don't even play it but i love watching these videos. It wouldn't hurt for him to sprinkle in some Tarkov once in a while, maybe monthly.
Right same here, it's almost like if you're someone's fan you like their stuff even if they don't have a lot of variety.
I don’t care what kind of content he makes, it’s always entertaining anyways
If a Teacher responds "Idk can you?" Start questioning their knowledge of human anatomy. If they don't know if you have the ability to take a shit then they really shouldn't be teaching
Fuckin shit on their desk and smear it all over the doorknobs
@@user-le5gs9qe1l hmm
I hate English teachers with a passion
"I'm almost completely dependant on the ball" - every coke head ever
Broooooooo im fucking dead lmfao
L
@@Mr.NewVegas420 Like all those coke head's who od'd... I'll let myself out.
Not gonna lie Sam. That plug was almost at Internet Historian levels of quality.
GeneralSam, the one and only RUclipsr that makes ads so goddamn enjoyable that you await them with a smile on your face.
Meanwhile on the other side of youtube, Bellular transitions into his ads so smooth you never see it coming.
Internet Historian and InternetCommentEtiquette are the best imo, Sam's great tho!
“Alligators have to go because if they could invest in the stock market it’d be game over”
-Sam 2020
Sams leering face towards the 8 ball reminds of the first time I found an artifact in stalker. I was killed by a snork five minutes later.
That Aqua fps fella likes 8-balls too, but the only thing magical about his is that he makes it disappear with his nose..
Such a clever original and funny joke... how did you scrape the brain power together to make such a good joke?
Its not a joke. He is just trying to get it out there.
Lol
Rob Davis stfu
@@robdavis4951 you are sad loo
3:17 how you gotta expose me like that sam
stop rat on rat violence
Holy shit, that really IS you lmao
Unacceptable, let's cancel Samuel #CancelCulture
I’m drunk, high and have churros from a food truck to come home to a new 30 min video from Sam... life is great
Da life broskie
@@Chudsaurus Da lyfeeee
Fun fact: The "juice" inside a magic 8 ball is alcohol and blue dye
Sounds like a good time
1:05 “Dependant on the ball”
Thats what she said!
I only have one ball
THE BALL! THE BALL! THE BALL! THE BALL! THE BALL!
I have 3.
@@thyreradim7885 that 3 balls thing is such a common italian joke
@@MichaelBlazio what do you mean?
www.google.com/search?q=Polyorchidism&oq=Polyorchidism&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
@@thyreradim7885 here in italy when somebody gets blamed for not being able to do something (almost) impossible or really skillfull they would mostly react with "yeah sure and if i was born with 3 balls i would have been a flipper"
as kind of responding with "dont you think you're asking for too much from me?"
I was just watching one of Aqua's vods to get my lil snackums taste of General Sam and I watched the 8ball tell you to go to labs. This gon' be good.
I just realize the orb lied to them right after Sam told poob to go get the loot instead of asking the orb for what to do
Sam: Let's make like a fetus and get out.. OH NO!
I guess that joke got aborted.
This comment doesn’t get as much attention as it deserves
I'm giving your a joke a score of 6.0. The joke was great, but the delivery was awful.
You son of a.
@@StudleyDuderight gahahaha
The 8 ball wanted to roll out!
He used that 8-Ball to determine how much he’d put into Bitcoin
I put 20 Gs of my college money into it at $100.
Hit almost 20k and thought "its gonna go higher!"
Instead I watched as it fell back down to prebubble levels.
HODL till abraham comes back from the dead n magics my cock sleeve back on me.
Sam protects Aqua just to then beat him senseless, this is what true friendship is like.
Im pooping right now, thank you for assiting me during these times sam
Wait same!
Shout out to Jippy for tying all of this together with some dope tunes...
When ever I asked a teacher “Can I use the bathroom?” And the said “I don’t know can you?” I would just reply “Yes” and walk out.
So did I...in my dreams
What a badass
What a fucking CHAD
i do that
Today you saved my life General Sam. The nostalgic beat from your old Rust videos, the gameplay , your ideas, your humor and your voice... just thank you man thank you
hey man are you still good?
I've been enjoying sam's tarkov vids to the point where I've never played the game but know everything about it, still kinda want that next kenshi video doe
the "you should get paid less" and then shit your pants has got me straight GIGGLIN over here
Sam I also live in Tally and I'm 90% sure I could locate you by the stench of your gamer gunk alone.
4:23 ok it's official sam is becoming Norm Macdonald
My inner stalker screamed “Artifact!” when I saw the thumbnail.
This was fucking hilarious, man. I was dying laughing watching this. 10/10 comedy gold. You need to bring the magic 8 ball back!
Poob and Aqua are always great additions to content, never forget kthx.
Sometimes when I watch these vids it almost seems as if I have friends
"Let's make like a fetus and head out"
🤣
General Sam is literally the only RUclipsr who can get me actually wanting to support the sponsors.
When I watched the stream I KNEW this had to become its own thing, glad it did
when was the stream?
@@Deadlypigsaredeadly Saturday I think
I know right. I was like he's gonna make a vid on this whole idea lol
Lucky
LUNCHPIN this was Aquas stream right?
Claiming to consult an entity with supernatural knowledge, when in reality you're just using it as a means to manipulate those around you. Now that's what I call a GOD-tier swindle.
👌
Merch idea: “I hung out with Jeffery Epstein and all I got was a bullet to the chest before I could testify”
No it should be “I hung out with Epstein and all i got was suicide by two bullets to the head”
Wishing he does another one of these or even a mini series. Was comedy gold
this reminds me of the magic conch episode from spongebob
*”Yes.”*
Goddamn I just started to rewatch general Sam these last days and he grace us with a new video
I think Sam's content is literally the only stuff I have ever watched that legitimately makes me laugh out loud. Good shit
The 8ball wasn't guiding Sam in game, it was guiding him to create this video
Damn, first time he pokes his head out after the big 1 Mil and it's a banger like this. Keep up the great work
This already sounds more chad than rat, and I’m disappointed
Y'know, I was never convinced that Aqua was as bad as Sam was saying. But after hearing that explosive anger?... Well it's hard to not see that he truly is the monster Sam always warned of
That part where Sam and poob are jamming and then poob stubs his toe or whatever will never cease to make me laugh my ass off
Sam called World of Tanks ptw in his podcast
Thank god he has Alzheimer’s
Whos sam
Which episode?
Sam while I was watching this video I wheezed very hard at one of the jokes, pulling my groin in the process.
It goes without saying that you will be hearing from my lawyer in three to five business months
love how you and aqua just gel together and go with it...amazing content
Sam is the only RUclipsr that makes me want to watch his sponsored sessions. He makes everything funny.
Sam is hands down one of the best Entertainers in RUclips history
Its 1AM. I have work tomorrow. BRING IT OOOON! What a blessing before the sleep. I can have night terrors about Sams nose.
the eightball didnt lie to you when you asked "will we live", the enemy just had a stronger eightball
General Sam is the only person i don't skip past their sponsorships cuz he makes it enjoyable to watch. Love this dude
I love these longer videos. I would honestly watch a 2 hour long video of just sam breathing, Intently looking at the camera, every so often licking is lips. That be poggers
Gratz on the 1 millions subs man you earned em! You better make us a gold play button video!
I fucking love the success you are having this year. You have deserved this for years
Dude love you’re shit happy to see you finally got a million subs been fallowing since you’re first fall out 4 video. This 8 ball run was hilarious keep it up man.
I'm not gonna lie, the video was good and all but man do I want an hour long World of Tanks ad instead of Tarkov
I feel blessed everytime I see a new upload by this manlet. Weird times
at this point i don't play tarkov but the combination of sam and aqua interacting is like ASMR to me.
I rarely remember to like videos, but that part about the Italian food made me remember instantly.
Magic 8 balls work, my friend once drank one and said he was gonna die and he did
real original dude.
@@majora919 shup
@@majora919 your a bit late
"This one's a yes definitely"
*Closes door behind him*
I love how i never wanted to play world of tanks but Sam just brought it in such a manner which made it interresting xD
Saying “You should get payed less” and then shitting yourself to a teacher is the most fucking chad move in so many different ways.
the best quote 'are you going out for groceries? fuck a mask, wear a tank' best thing i ever heard
You weren't specific enough got to ask "will we live in this match of tarkov"
I appreciate the cinematography in this one sam.
This is genuinely one of the funniest General Sam videos I've seen.
I remember the days of Sam showing off Interesting Places in Skyrim
Imagine using 4D smell vision while plaything through Blight Town in Dark Souls.
Love Sam's little head shake when saying no
General Sam and his little announcer spiel in front of green screen is the best thing about this channel
When Poob sneezed I literally had to stop myself from saying "bless you" out loud.
Wtf is wrong with me?
every once in a while when they get really thirsty - i spit on them. lmao
I want you to know, this is the first time i've ever seen General Sam's youtube page, and i subbed before he even got out of the sponsor portion of the video
i remember getting caught in that may I can I argument too, just started leaving and telling the teachers if they smart enough to do that they can put 2:2 together.
Poob uses Sam’a M1A after he died with it lmao.
Sam your wish has been fulfilled. Play “50 cent blood on the sand.”
I got a Tim Clancy ad right after you said that with good black guys LOL
this one is a banger.
also congrats on a million subs. I remember when you had 100k, goddamn