Inventing New Ice Cream Flavors
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- Опубликовано: 16 июл 2024
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0:00 - For The Depressed Housewives
1:25 - Moosetracks Criticism
4:41 - Sam's Homemade Ice Cream Recipe
14:16 - Creating New Flavors
19:18 - Taste Testing 'Nutty Buddy Putty'
22:37 - In Conclusion
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Sam should get a cooking show that plays on adult swim at 4 am
I would watch that omg xD
10/10 would watch
They'd probably cancel his show bc Adultswim is full of PC cucks
Sam should get a better option on fudge
@@harryfillpot666 Then he could accuse them of antisemitism
"No one ate it because I'm not trustworthy"
We all know you kept that for yourself.
the dude put the same spoon he used to taste BACK in the mixture!
@@CodeOakSama Exactly, they oughta be glad they didn’t have it
@TheLemmingKing
Exactly! If a fat man makes a delicious snack, it's going to be delicious. No way I'd share proper moosetracks with the proper amount of peanutbutter cup!
at least hes alluding that hes poisoned people with food before
They all thought that he added his C O O M to the mix.
My favorite part of this is that Little Debbie made Nutty Buddy ice cream after this. Sam needs to get intellectual property rights and boost his net worth.
yeah and on top of that there are like cosmic brownie ice creams and all sorts of different ones after this
I was thinking the same thing
@@kooz7553 thats god tier
@@ineedapharmiststhe nutty bar one is okay, but the cosmic brownie is a banger.
3:41 true fat guy passion, man started breathing heavy at the thought of a chex mix cracker
“Wtf is a milliliter?”
Oh yeah baby, this is the guy I wanna see on the cooking channel
The man only knows gallons and his freedom units, if you don't want that in a cooking show, I don't know what to tell you
Metric is gei
The constant camera switches is actually Morse code, he’s got his editor tied to a bed in his basemtn
we gotta save stalltt to ensure more podcast episodes
if u save him he wont be forced to edit any more, the podcast will be over
@@moonthekiddyt1846 hmm, yeah i guess you're right
His base mountain?
Base mountain
I was making bread dough in a KitchenAid mixer once. Using a little silicon frosting whatever to scrape down the sides
To slow on the removing the spatula thing, the whisk pinned the wooden handle against the side of the bowl and INDENTED IT
That's at least a broken bone if you get your delicate sausages in there. I couldn't imagine what would happen if I had one of the stronger metal attachments in there
I've heard stories of people getting the fingers caught in their mixers it's not a thing I want to happen to me!
my one single issue with this entire video is the fact that every bite of ice cream he took, he bit it off the spoon
What's wrong with biting it?
You must not have sensitive teeth. Also why bite half melted ice cream lol
@@mustangmckraken1150 um, he was biting the reeses and the nuddy buddy bar bites, and not the ice cream itself obviously.. this person means why did he scrape his teeth on the spoon every bite, as if he were biting the spoon lol
Bit it off the spoon and then sank that shit back into the bowl
@@kooz7553 so he can get the maximum amount of ice cream off of the spoon
Sam looks familiar….Like he’s going to surgically combine three peoples digestive systems…
*oh no*
Feed them😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I was thinking the exact same thing
Dude i watched that movie i still have nightmares from that shit
Peter griffin makes ice cream and makes fun of me asmr.
The lawyer agrees
Hey, you're Reno May.
r u the next mass shiiter
@@reapthewhirlwind6915 what’s with anti gunners and their obsession with killing kids
peter griffin is hot tho
i love how confident he says to him getting testers just for it to say “apparently i’m not trustworthy”
Sam is every generational stereotype stuffed into one man, and then given camera equipment.
The uselessness of a millennial, the apathy of a gen-Xer, and the greed of a boomer.
"Nobody likes a two hole gal, use the third hole".
This man knows what he's talking about.
"It's only a couple bucks extra"😳
@@famts3716 I didn't even think of that like.....that
@@jeffpienta4532 Is it a problem if I did?
This is the worst food network show I've ever watched. I'm saddened having heard about what happened to Dakota Skye for the first time, and I can't stop thinking about lathe accidents. Start to finish I was appalled. Liked and subscribed.
@@Molecular-Brainwaves-Translate I was confused for a moment by what you meant by that person. In seriousness, that is actually quite sad. Overdosed and died in some strangers RV, alone and at the end of the rope.
There’s no way this is Sam’s kitchen there’s not enough empty diet coke cans and knock off Slim Jim rappers laying around
*wrappers
Its all in his office
@@pauperslament3467 nah dude they do be spittin bars
You're right, it's his wife's kitchen.
@@somethingelse401 his wife's boyfriends*
1:58 That whistle on the soundtrack as he rattles off the ingredients of moose tracks cannot be a mistake. It's too perfect. So hilarious that I splooged fudge out of my mouth.
“It’s like a lathe, but vertical”
So… like a mill?… they’re not the same, but… a kitchen aid is more like a mill than a lathe…
I will fight you on this. This is important.
Sam: "I'll put her in the description" Doesn't do that
Gotta fight the power on every front. Give them an inch they take a mile
Honestly the poor lady was probably gonna get harassed by assholes
Honestly a good call knowing sams audience
It was a good bluff though.
He didn’t want to expose the lady to his cretinous audience.
Say what you want about Sam, his hairline, self-destructive tendencies and dysfunctional family, BUT, look at that cooking video set up, that's legit
What a strange coincidence that Little Debbie is coming out with Ice Cream pints this month 🤔 They're taking notes, Sam.
I love how you can’t decide on which camera to talk to at the start and then in editing you mess with yourself and cut between both every 0.2-2 seconds. Never change, Grandmaster Samuel the Third.
I love how sam didn’t end up putting that ladies recipe in the description because he knew that it would end horribly. You people are animals
Shush and gimme the granny
he did
@@bananamustard1151 he updated it
from an episode about little kids and dodging chris hanson to an episode about making ice cream I think samuel is trying to tell us something
well you cant just call a video "how to kidnap children part 1"
@@uoverr Sounds like a good video name tho
Next video: How To Procure Rohypnol
LMAO
The only kids General Slampiece is gonna abuse are his own when they have to start paying the medical bills for when his frail body finnally starts crumbling down and until he succumbs to his high blood pressure and Gusher-induced diabeetus complications
Just wanted to say, that one angle when you're at like 3/4 view or whatever it's called looks so professional. I dig these videos so much.
I like how Sam always makes references an infinitesimal portion of his audience will ever understand. I’ve never known the people he name drops in his jokes. Not even once lmao.
The "serial killer cookbook" positioned suspiciously well above the slideshow of his children
I wonder why no one tried the ice cream 🤔
How tf did you see that dawg?
when the woman is out of the house for the day, Sam stacks them cameras in the kitchen like it's a fancy porno
Ok, it looks like the ice cream business went well... Naaah, he is probably chilling, having a great time off
11:50 the moment I heard “lathe” I knew where he was going 😔
The most uncomfortable part about this video is Sam being to lazy to switch camera angles and him uncomfortable staring at the wrong one
if he kept switching them i would've gotten motion sickness
No no no THATS HOW FOOD NETWORK DOES IT THEY DO THE SHITTY 3/4 ISOMETRIC ANGLE BECAUSE THEY THINK KT MAKES THEM SEEM COOL FUCK FOOD NETwork
Sam brings that cursed vibe with his slick greasy hair and that clearly stolen chefs coat like he’s Hannibal Lecter about to produce a fine human roast.
That was human milk
@@grognackgarganil9164 Holy fuck. _That's why he's been having kids._
The back and forth cuts between both camera angles as the beginning had me in tears. 11/10
I unironically gasped when he started talking shit on fudge.
I wasn’t even aware that it was possible to dislike the most superior form of chocolate.
i thought the exact same thing. my next thought was "he's never had good fudge huh"
@@hunters.dicicco1410 that beginning makes me really sad because moose tracks ice cream is by far my favorite kind, and i like the fudge in it :(
@@MysticLuka Fudge is the best when its added on top, when its already mixed in , it loses its magic IMO
ahhh cute, do you gals also have a knitting club?
Fudge isn't really a form of chocolate, it's a mixture of sugar (the main ingredient), milk, and butter. Cocoa is often added now in most mainstream forms of it, but fudge itself is more close to caramel than chocolate.
"Whoever made this is like the Wobinhood of ice cream manufacturers."
I see Sam is already overusing his multiple camera angles just like he did with his green screen.
half the time he isn't even looking at the one that's on.
@@yokothespacewhale yesss
he's preparing for when he's on network, man
Or is it just the right amount?
I demand we get more green screen footage. His old hunt videos where he used them to shit on the devs were 11/10
Dude I actually had Ferrero Rocher gelato in Chicago a few years back, it was *amazing* -- and it was just a little gelato shop right inside the front door of a 2-story grocery store. :o
I had a Ferraro Rocher gelato milkshake (or it might have been labeled Nutella or Chocolate-Hazelnut) at an Il Gelato in Florida once.
It was definitely one of the best shakes I’ve ever had.
Someone posted your cursed thanksgiving dinner on a meme website and now ive watched almost all your cooking related content, make more! (please
I can’t believe this is how I found out about Dakota skyes death
Right? I mean, I don't really pay attention to much in the way of porn news, but I didn't think I'd learn about it here of all places.
the fact that you know more than 5 pornstars is embarrassing
@@billwithers7457 that goes for you too
@@Peanut_Sam I think Dakota skyes was just one person dumbass
27 years old, from a drug overdose. God, I hate this world sometimes. Pray for her soul sometimes, bros. Thot or not, she was human, like us. 🙏
Those fucking camera angles are better than the entirety of Aqua’s channel
A dead squirrel is better than aquas channel.
Aqua has the worst audio I've heard. He record on a flipphone?
Anything is better relative to aquas channel
@@limpshrimps5733 no joke I saw 3 squirrels get hit by cars today. Car right in front of me each time, back wheels as well. One shot up into the wheel well upon impact and ricocheted out, fkn comedy gold
Pretty rude my dude
The quick cuts and talking to different cameras already had me giggling at the start
I would definitely watch your show on Food Network. I like your regular nonsense vids, I always get a laugh. But this was next level, and surprisingly good. Bravissimo!!!!
Imagine one day his kids would have their self consciousness unlocked only to watch this video
Finding out Dakota Skye died through a General Sam Ice Cream Tutorial was absolutely heartbreaking
I scrolled a long way for a comment mentioning it lol. Its incredibly surreal how he just makes an offhand comment about it in a fucking ice cream video
To be fair he tweeted about it when it happened so .. He probably didnt think about making it a Special announcement
Dude. Watching this man and listening to him is like hanging out with one of my buddies. Then he really won my heart with the nutty buddies. However, when he mentioned owning an autoblow AI that he bought with his pod cast money? He earned a subscriber.
bro right before you pulled the nutty buddys out i was thinking little debbie strawberry shortcake rolls cut into little slices and popped in there would kick ass. might try it.
Sam has a picture of his baby on his iPad to flex how he cheated God into giving him a wife and two children
three if you count aqua
Sam is one of the evidences that there is no god
Holy fuck, referring to Anthony Bourdain as "that guy that died" is ruthless
how so? he's a guy that died
i would pay money to see you make a cooking show. just please never change! you are perfect my dood!
That's wild. My first thought when new unexplored flavors were mentioned was nutty buddy's. Then that's first thing pulled out. Sounds amazing.
That old lady was so nice that she didn’t even need Sam to put her channel in the description. Very sweet of her!
The way sam keeps darting his eyes towards the main camera when he talks feels like he's making his family watch this as his live studio audience
Its like a frantic lizard on its first lsd experience
Sam’s delivery at 6:26 is one hundred percent the same as Norm McDonald, and I love it.
I love the tablet in the back with the picture of Sam and his kid. Great video.
"I hate when people do this"
"My wife does this"
I like how he made sure to point out his wife does something he hates
I am slowly starting to realise that he's implying that he hates her. (his wife)
@@notinterested8452 no, he just bitches. It's a joke. I'd imagine they're pretty close
@@notinterested8452 he is the first married incel
@@notinterested8452 he doesn't (in case you didn't know but I'm pretty sure you did)
Actually the balance of pumpernickel chips has really improved, the bags are mostly pumpernickel chips and those little wheat squares. The pretzel and the bread sticks are now the uncommon ones.
someone chart the positive trend of pumpernickel chips and overlay it on top of the negative trend of bread sticks i gotta see the finer details here
@@GeneralSam how do you not like fudge though? My dad owns Food Network and now you’re definitely not getting $1 Million/yr. for 10-20 years.
@@GeneralSam It’s actually a marketing catastrophe, as the self-proclaimed “Cheesy” variant has had no increase in pumpernickel chips, as when the Savory side has. Not to mention the lack of pretzels in both. It really is a shame.
Aren’t they rye bread chips?
"I demand equity for party mix snacks NOW! WE NEED TO OVERTHROW THE BOURGEOISIE WHO OWNS THE SNACK FACTORIES FOR THEIR ATROCITIES AGAINST THE FAIRNES OF SNACKS! WE CANNOT ALLOW THEM TO ARTIFICIALLY SCARCE ONE OVER ANOTHER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER US. SNACK PROLETARIAT UNITE!!!"
" I agree, but is it equity in volume or in weight?"
".... INTO THE GULAGAMOLE WITH YOU!!!"
General Sam doing cooking stuff is definitely the thing the internet had been missing all these years. This is PURE GOLD!!!
That party mix joke lol already knew where you was going with that
sams daughters are gonna see this and think their father is a schmuck (edit: think was the wrong word, perhaps know* is better)
They won't be wrong
they probably already do
I'm pretty sure "Schmuck" was/will be their first word. Not Mama. Not Dada. Schmuck!!!!
That’s not the worst case scenario I think.
He is an avid defender of big chubby canibal ladies. Dude is a legend
“Apparently I’m not trust worthy”
*Eats several bites out of each ice cream with the same spoon*
This is why I love this channel.
Once you see it, you can't unsee it
My girlfriend had a bad medical condition going on past few days(not trying to get into all that). But while she went through surgery I came back and watched this video. Thank you for you’re enjoyable fuck you attitude, with your baby face that’s so comforting.
12:00 i used to use a super sized standing mixer at my pizza shop job. shit was the size of a lawnmower and at full speed it could probably turn a human body into stringy paste. mixers aint no joke.
"I don't know why Food Network didn't offer me a show"
*Uses liquid measuring cup for dry ingredients.*
Never change Sam. Never change.
"I didn't know you could just do this yourself at home" "Here's how we did it at home when I was a kid"
Do you not get that he was clearly acting as if he was an audience member asking themselves "I didn't know you could do this at home" ?
@@BazookaTooth707 😐
@@BazookaTooth707 well you're obviously a general Sam fan
@@cliffordhaufe9123 its common sense ?? how did yall not get that????
What a gamer
9:30 what are those shorts i love it fits the whole sam look 😂🤣💀👻
Please do more of these they are amazing.
"The Serial Killer Cookbook" and the "Keto Cookbook" - these are both books that I would expect to see on Sam's shelves
They're both his wife's books
and the 21st Anarchist Cookbook
I still can’t figure out if his background is real or not, it looks so really surreal lol.
It’s definitely real
yea it’s his Chartreuse kitchen
i see the fence he built so it must be real
The clock changes...
Well, there is a Peleton in the background, so it's definitely fake
i love how he make nutty buddy ice cream then less than a year later there is official little debbie's ice cream with nutty buddy's as a flavor
Right when the music kicked in at 19:24 I could not contain myself.
Sam: "Nothing but good vibes"
Also Sam: "Fudge fuCKING SUCKS"
Also : "go and google lathe accidents"
@@Darkaan13 what the fuck did I just see. God I’m scarred
@@es0x wut you see …
@@phantom6453 what i have seen from these comments it's some sorta machine that (from what i have once again seen in these comments) got some type of vacuum thing or something with cogs that can suck in people's clothes/limbs if they ain't careful enough thats used with woodworking or can be used with it
@@soup7694 ayo!?
finally, another excuse to give my wife food poisoning
Another?
It's fucking ice cream man????
@@terrydevlin3486 how else do you make chocolate
You need an excuse?
You have a wife?
I found you from the comments on that lady’s ice cream recipe and I’m staying!!! Haha 😆
That whole 3rd whole bit was great. Thanks, Sam, very cool.
Sam looking nervously back and forth at each camera like Chris Hansen just asked him to take a seat in the kitchen
The camera switches are really killing me internally.
Is one of the camera's lower fps? It's throwing me off too.
@@evancronin6028 one is like 24 or 30 and the other is 60
My man cut the carton in half, and I was actually about to seriously try to argue about fudge belonging in ice cream.
This shit is so wholesome. Even checked out the old lady and the comments there are gold.
> Says he’s gonna be more positive to attract Food Network agents
> Tells audience to go look up lathe accident photos
Never change, Sam.
(Don’t look it up if you’re squeamish, you’ll regret it. All I’ll tell you is that they definitely aren’t alive anymore.)
i regret it lmao
I seen the one where he gets his arm stuck at first then it sucks him in and spins him round and round,it made me sick to my stomach I used to work on one and quit within 2 months glad I did
that russian lathe video is one I'll never forget. perfect example of how complacency kills. safety rules are there for a reason and lathes especially are no fucking joke
on a side note, the 2nd video I can never forget is also russian - the dashcam where a guy is in the car with his wife and a brick flies off the back directly into his wife in the passenger seat... you don't see any of it, but you hear, and that somehow makes it even worse. I'll never forget his voice.
@@SozzledWobbegong it really is. visuals of gore don't bother me much at all but for some reason pure audio is what really gets me.
@@FelineBlue Didn’t bat an eye at the lathe, It was his negligence that turned him into paste his bad. But fuck that scream of russian begging for his wife back made me feel something horrible
I love how there is like 20 camera transitions early on when sam looks at each camera and then as it goes on it just stays on one camera 😂
I would kill to know what cameras you use to make your videos. The quality is insane... and mine would make a potato turned into a camera look like it was the camera used to shoot any major movie. Sam, I am rewatching this 6 months later and this video still slaps.
quality video! Edmund Kemper attempts to get a show on Food network by putting chocolate into cold milk.
Jesus Christ Gordon Ramsey has *really* let himself go.
OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear big
@@AxxLAfriku uh-…. Shut up, bot
I'm upset he doesn't have 4 yet.
Why say anything at all, your not funny .
Thank you chungus very cool
When he threw away the so called “ice cream” I’m sure people were thinking “kids in Africa could have eaten that” I for one STRONGLY believe they too would respond in a fashion similar to Mr. Sam
You really got my ass with that
das gay
You know what, I've been thinking about it, and I don't think there are any kids in Africa.
@@evancoveney6268 I’m starting to think Africa isn’t real
kids in my basement could have eaten that ice cream
I love any video where you're cooking
😭😭this entire video is art
So nice of Sam's Wife's boyfriend to let Sam use his kitchen for this.
You know Sam is serious when he's moving his head from camera to camera like a fucking flamingo
hey flamingo's are known for their love of ice cream, and their skill at making it
I love watching people who are way to talented to be doing what they are doing . It's fun entertainment. G bless
totally upped my icecream game
thanks for these creative inventions
oh and thank the old lady
Sam is right, lathes are insanely dangerous. My friend didn't tuck his shirt in while standing near my other friend's lathe in my machine tooling class, his shirt got stuck in the gear (not even the actual fast-moving jaws) at the front, and ripped it clean off of him. He's lucky that it was an old shirt.
I used to be the woodshop babysitter, and I wouldn't even bother asking people to tuck their shirts in. I'd just come up on em and cinch their shirts at their backs with a chip clip. I used to ask but then a girlfriend of mine bitched about how she'd look dumb with a peasant blouse tucked into her leggings, she looked 100x more stupid walking back to the off campus apartments wearing a smock we had to borrow from the ceramics department. All hair tied back all necklaces and bracelets off and all shirts tucked in kids, don't get sucked into machinery.
UR FRIEND IS SO LUCKY OMG... HE COULD HAVE DIED SO EASILY
Used a folding machine and a guillotine for years only ever saw 2 accidents. A guy got his shirt caught in the rollers on the folding machine and it ripped his shirt clean off and left some nasty bruises and when I was being taught to change the massive blade on the guillotine the guy was cleaning it first and literally said "clean it like this...oh" looked down and he'd cut his hand to shreds. Thing is so sharp that he barely noticed.
Nobody wants a degloving.
Yeah normally if something you’re wearing gets caught in a lathe, you die. There are far too many videos of accidents like that online.
You go girl! You are a powerful independent lesbian woman!
Yes queen slay!!!
The fudge in moose tracks is the best part
I have recently found these food videos and they are my saving grace! 😂
"No one likes a two whole gal, use the third hole"
Preach it.
It's only a couple bucks extra.
This is such an amazing format, it really takes advantage of Sam's personality (love it or hate it) to make twenty five minutes of pretty much amazing content. Significantly great work and would love to see more IRL stuff like this in the future.
Sams got a better personality than 98% of earths population wym
yeah makes me miss the hiking trips he used to take with his brother, those were Sam gold.
He used to do a lot of irl content and had such a unique style to it I loved those days.
The old General Sam videos still are a lot better than the newer ones and this video is a nice throwback to his old content. Part of what kept me coming back were his little breaks from gaming videos to tell stories or do something different like drinking dietary supplements or trying different canned foods.
@@rjk37 personally I’m just here cause he’s funny, idc what he’s doing at this point
I work with lathes. The phrase "Look up lathe accidents." 🤣
I used to scare people in machine school with that suggestion.
around 6:20 is the most Norm Mcdonald joke you've ever made, even got the expression change down. So proud of you.
those chex chips general sam was talking about are called rye chips, and you can get an entire bag of them from a brand called gardetto's, which imo is almost identical to the chex ones
Fukin godsend
I remember when I first found this out. Felt like I was doing something illegal. It was too good to be true.
@@dogboy0912 yeah lol
@@dogboy0912 church
Gardetto's makes bold chex mix look like a fucking joke i got a bag of those shits after work a couple years ago and never looked back
"The Serial Killer Cookbook"
Strategically lurking behind the tablet showing pictures of his kids and where the bodies are located.
Well done.
Its his wife's book actually, never who you'd expect is it
@@DavvyDarko She's gonna fatten him up and roast him like a pig
@@DavvyDarko A fellow podcast enjoyer
the camera cuts in the beginning get me every time
1:07 ...is to blow up, and act like I don't know nobody.