As a Floridian in the Tampa Bay area, Sam's not even close 🤣. Dudes down here open carry ARs to go fishing, Sam's Amazon chest rig isn't gonna get the job done haha
My favorite addition in this patch is that I can finally put the M4 carry handle on guns other than the M4. It is the funniest thing ever to me and I’ve been asking the devs for this since alpha. It’s goofy af and I love it.
Petition to make Sam a Scav boss. He’s wearing a little Rat hat/mask and he scurries around in the shadows and attacks you from behind with the “RAT ATTACK”
Have the rat lord loot around where he's spawned in so if by some miracle you out rat him he's just got the most retarded shit in his back pack but if you damage him till he's almost dead he runs and ditched all his gear in some dark little rat boy corner that you have to find
Lisa reminds me of back when I would play Overwatch with my friend who was bad at trolling. He would always be like "OMG ITS A GIRL" and then the girl would get all awkward and quiet, not funny at all. So one day I'm like instead of that, what if we just assert beyond all shadow of a doubt, that any girl we run into is actually a little boy. The reactions were priceless. Lisa would be such a perfect candidate.
Bro we’re on the same wave length. I’ve been doing this for months at this point. I refuse to accept that natural born females play video games and it pisses them off to an unreasonable level
I do this for years now when im too tired to go full-on harrassment mode and turn the other teammates against them so its easier to just pretend its a boy and not be annoyed by it. its like beach you do not belong in my tatical millitary shooter game you are ruining mine and everyone else vibe with your presence please leave and go do something else like playing moon harvest or whatever is the game that you people play. Is there not a single place left where men can be safe from w*men's aggression anymore? And wtf was she saying completely vile disgusting stuff and all the stimps tolerate this abhorrent behavior from this beach. I got no respekt for these stimps with mixed boy/girl friend gaming group frankly they are the lowest of the low they dont even register as human to me anymore. and wtf is with sam hanging around with that lisa character? is he trying to cheat on his wife and score some underage gamer girl pusy?
Okay so "can't cum, cant go" was legitimately one of the best improv lines I've ever heard. Nothing overly complex, but a perfect 4 word response to a relatively obscure setup.
Sam's Green screen skills have improved exponentially, soon he will be able to greens screen another life for himself maybe one that doesn't include that tragedy he committed may 4 2017. We know Sam We know.
As the years go buy, the more I realize Sam is literally just Dennis from It's Always Sunny. An absolute psychopath and potential murderer doing a horrible job of hiding it from the world. I love it.
Yeah it was kind of surprising he let aqua be in his video. especially after what aqua did to that homeless camp and all those people under that one bridge... I try really hard to erase that image from my head.
Hearing the fear of a Timmy PMC when I’m a scav fuels my confidence. When I make a mistake and think they are a scav, their slow reaction and hesitation are indicative of super low confidence and I love it
Yesterday I was running in a 4 man with my friends, and I split off from the group to go and grab a quest item. I eventually ran into a 2 team, who started to shoot at me. I told them over VOIP "Stop shooting at me or you die", they kept shooting. 30 seconds later my 3 buddies rocked up, and slaughtered them, and all of us survived. Hate to say "I told you so", but I did tell them they'd die if they didn't fuck off. Ahh, I love VOIP.
My favorite moment in Tarkov so far is last wipe when I got in an intense 1v1 in factory and the whole time we were flaming eachother in voip while trading bursts of gunfire. My gun jammed and I called time out, then he helped me over voip from the other end of the hall clear my jam so we could continue the fight. I ended up dying to a scav while I am pretty sure he was on the verge of bleeding out...
When I was a kid, there was a 90s cartoon that made me itch uncontrollably when the intro scene played. I tried to find the cartoon again when I got older but couldn’t find it. It was something to do with underwater creatures is all I remember.
Oh... I always plead. If I don’t have to waste resources fighting, and neither do you, that’s a win win. I roll full garbage man, I carry nothing of real value, Hoover up the absolute worst crap, and slither out like a sneaky snake. And if, with barely enough time to move at a full sprint to the nearest exit and arrive with exactly enough time to extract, I locate several corpses with leftover decent gear, well, that’s my GADAMN PAYDAY.
I can just imagine same playing pixel music in the background, so whenever he dominates someone over voip, there's an off chance they might shit themselves.
I missed you, mostly your tarkov vids. Started playing tarkov 2 months ago and you're my favorite content creator by far. Mailing you my come. Hopefully it will make you come.... out with more videos
Always remember young ratlings it’s a rat eat rat world and those words come from the rat god and absolute legend him self The general Sam so go out their with you saga 12s with Flechette rounds and 20 round mags and camp extracts pacifically the D2 extract to make the lives of the greatest enemy of the rats the chads lives hell
You know i was living a wonderful life. I had started college, had an amazing girlfriend... then tarkov wiped. I've lost everything. All I have now is my paca and my ratnik.
When I heard the voice at 3:26 speak ("I don't think she's human") it reminded me of an old tarkov friend of mine, literally had my stomach drop and ask myself "LyfSaPort that you?" lmaoooo
He gets fit around the time Abby wants a new baby. Not saying she is holding a gun to his head and forces him on a rowing machine, im just saying there is a pathern
First raid I had a guy beg when he was by the roller mannequin on customs. He had corregated hoses, wires and both kinds of tape. "Please let me go man, it's my first wipe. Please I'm not good at this game." Mans died holding that mannequins hand.
"I never heard a noise and had to shit"... meanwhile every single guy on the planet: ~hears the noise of running water~ hold up Im'ma go to the bathroom real quick XD
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I love how Sam is like "intimidate people in Tarkov!!!" while I'm CERTAIN this man makes Abby order his extra sauce.
That's IRL vs keyboard warrior meta right there.
Careful, these nerds might not be able to handle that level of reality.
@beyond your imagination finally its here guys!!! LOOK!!! Incredible
@@andynorth1776 dude thats part of the joke chill out lmao
He’s the chad of keyboard warriors
@@andynorth1776 The man names himself a rat, insulting him is pointless
Seeing Sam with a tactical rig makes him look like he is halfway there of becoming a floridian militia leader.
He just needs the Hawaii shirt and shitty goatee
I would join that group
Is that not what the goal of this channel has always been? The Tampa Terminators
As a Floridian in the Tampa Bay area, Sam's not even close 🤣. Dudes down here open carry ARs to go fishing, Sam's Amazon chest rig isn't gonna get the job done haha
@@futurelazarus8217 i read it as "I'd jump that group." and i was like ya i would too but then was like wa-wait a gawd danm min what
My favorite addition in this patch is that I can finally put the M4 carry handle on guns other than the M4. It is the funniest thing ever to me and I’ve been asking the devs for this since alpha. It’s goofy af and I love it.
Used to put it on my mutant "sussy imposter" build
I think you could use it on guns like the MDR before, can it go on the MCX and MPX now?
Can't wait for the objective where we have to find a Hitachi wand in Interchange for Abby due to Sam's ED.
Up you go
Petition to make Sam a Scav boss. He’s wearing a little Rat hat/mask and he scurries around in the shadows and attacks you from behind with the “RAT ATTACK”
I 2nd this
What kinda loot would they put on someone whose skill is comparable to a scav, without them actually being a scav?
Make him the leader of the cultists.
Please nakita
Have the rat lord loot around where he's spawned in so if by some miracle you out rat him he's just got the most retarded shit in his back pack but if you damage him till he's almost dead he runs and ditched all his gear in some dark little rat boy corner that you have to find
Sam's quest - Cause immense mental strife to another human being over the internet.
For fun.
Facts. Imma do it
5:25 "hey you've got a glowing red thing on your face.."
"What like a spider? GET IT OFF"
*PEW*
"There's no way she's human!" Your right she's italian.
His hairline isn’t receding, his brain is growing from his 5head tarkov strats
His Cranium is Just Ascending
it happens
@PissedPajamas at the cost of one day having to wear a hat as to not be confused for a landingstrip by nearby pilots
Awesome
abby must've taken a real toll on him for this quest to exist
2 kids'll do that
does she stream? if yeah what is the link, if that's the girl in the video's name
@@clazzo6231 1. The girl in the video is ItalianNinja. 2. Abby is his wife
Sam needs to be a trader who’s quests lower all of the other trader reps every time
And have no benefit, just fun.
And in every quest he scams you. Promising loot, but giving nothing
No refunds
Lisa reminds me of back when I would play Overwatch with my friend who was bad at trolling. He would always be like "OMG ITS A GIRL" and then the girl would get all awkward and quiet, not funny at all. So one day I'm like instead of that, what if we just assert beyond all shadow of a doubt, that any girl we run into is actually a little boy. The reactions were priceless. Lisa would be such a perfect candidate.
Thats cookin with gasoline
Bro we’re on the same wave length. I’ve been doing this for months at this point. I refuse to accept that natural born females play video games and it pisses them off to an unreasonable level
I do this for years now when im too tired to go full-on harrassment mode and turn the other teammates against them so its easier to just pretend its a boy and not be annoyed by it. its like beach you do not belong in my tatical millitary shooter game you are ruining mine and everyone else vibe with your presence please leave and go do something else like playing moon harvest or whatever is the game that you people play. Is there not a single place left where men can be safe from w*men's aggression anymore? And wtf was she saying completely vile disgusting stuff and all the stimps tolerate this abhorrent behavior from this beach. I got no respekt for these stimps with mixed boy/girl friend gaming group frankly they are the lowest of the low they dont even register as human to me anymore. and wtf is with sam hanging around with that lisa character? is he trying to cheat on his wife and score some underage gamer girl pusy?
Love that the beginning of the gaming starts with someone talking about how they found ‘the brown note’
Lisa is a weird creature indeed. now i need to start using 8-bit music as a brown note attack
The secret was never the pitch of the sound, but whether it was 8-bit
@@CumGang69 does lisa have a twitch
@@leonseyer7884 I think so, Italian ninja or something?
New quest: finding the hairline
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That's not fair to go give the man an impossible challenge he will never.... ever complete
Yesterday my voip wasn’t working today it seems fine
18:27 everyone is sleeping in on this Olympic tier jump over the hurdle without slowing down.
i feel like sams kids are gonna see the intros to his videos when they grow older and think their father is a serial killer
Damn Sseth, Sam, podcast, and wipe…. Damn today isn’t a bad day at all
Today has been a great day
Ikr? RUclips's gaming content creator been feeding us good today
I see your a merchant of culture as well
THANK YOU FOR ALERTING ME TO THE TZEENTACH UPLOAD GOOD SIR
The gods blessed us this day
Was waiting 6 months for this, not the wipe, but your video on it, thanks.
Yes.
Does this man have to start a horrible toxic trend every single wipe LOL? I love it.
It seems like the best thing about Tarkov for Sam isn't the aquisition of loot or competing quests, it's human suffering.
Sam justifying killing innocents right out of the gate i like it
Good to see Sam promoting this unknown game! Sure he will bring a honest and good sporting community.
"unknown"
Okay so "can't cum, cant go" was legitimately one of the best improv lines I've ever heard. Nothing overly complex, but a perfect 4 word response to a relatively obscure setup.
Sam's lighting in the green screen scenes in the beginning is legit amazing.
Sam's quest still isn't as sadistic as Jaeger's
Hail Jaeger
kill 20 pmc with all limbs broken with tremor and dehydrated
They took away his figgin acog.
And today, he is still bitter.
@@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 wrong Jaeger
@@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 At least give his acoq respect and say fucking
Sam's Brown-Note experiment with Lisa is a highlight for scientist all around, proving that women do infact "leave coils"
I had this happen
So I used the morphine in the room
When they killed me they got nothing but a PM and a scav vest
You should have voiped yelling " It's morphine time!"
OD'ing in dorms is the ultimate chadmove tbf
15:50 gets absolutely loaded with gear. Next raid is a scav run
Rat life
Always dude. Always.
Sam's Green screen skills have improved exponentially, soon he will be able to greens screen another life for himself maybe one that doesn't include that tragedy he committed may 4 2017. We know Sam
We know.
This isn’t a schlatt comment section bud
@@theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583 nigga did you just unironically say bud💀 bro how fuckin old are you go ahead show us you birth certificate
@I Can't Think of a Name they did a podcast? You have a link I want to see that lol
@@josephmontanaro2350 Just look up forehead fables episode 51
As the years go buy, the more I realize Sam is literally just Dennis from It's Always Sunny. An absolute psychopath and potential murderer doing a horrible job of hiding it from the world. I love it.
This quest actually sounds fun, unlike the normal ones
"Are you trying to make me shit!?" The mission to make a woman shit. Gold.
I just wanna say how much I appreciate and respect Sam for his dedication for getting the perfect lighting for his green screen intros
the fact that he does the lighting so perfectly when he injects himself into the tarkov environments via green screen 🤯🙏🏻
The Caelid music while sam's whispering under the door 😭👌
General Sam as a trader with making a player cry on VOIP as his daily quest
Sam low-key becoming a dark-Lord/tyrant in Tarkov 😂
it's nice of aqua to star in your vid. good you guys have a solid relationship still
after what Aqua did to Sam's kid? He probably has his wife hostage or something, what a PSYCHO Aqua is
Yeah it was kind of surprising he let aqua be in his video. especially after what aqua did to that homeless camp and all those people under that one bridge... I try really hard to erase that image from my head.
15:53 "Will you get that sniper, can you get him? on the roof." proceeds to fold, LMFAO
After hanging out in the discords,(have left that hellhole and it's for the better) the joke at 13:20 is accurate af
This isn't the new wipe new me video where Sam gaslights the entire takrov community into believing he's changed his ways
Sam’s over here requesting booby trapped packages… this won’t go wrong…
Sam helping with exposure therapy what a great guy
awesome green screen edit! The way he made the candle light glow on the right side of his body was a very nice touch.
sam always makes me feel some type of way
Yes.
He is, undoubtedly, one of the Tarkov streamers of our time
Thanks dad for uploading
Glad to see Steve and his two left legs make an appearance again
Dang man, you've seriously toned up since i last seen! Nice work.
I see you rocking that Condor FLC Sam. I have the same one in OCP pattern. Now I can head into battle knowing I made the right choice.
How does Sam maintain his relationship with Abby? She must be colder than Stalin
We all have our kinks
he trapped her with two kids and never let her date anybody else in her life lol
Hearing the fear of a Timmy PMC when I’m a scav fuels my confidence. When I make a mistake and think they are a scav, their slow reaction and hesitation are indicative of super low confidence and I love it
I'm not even two minutes in but I love the effort.
Like, this two minute gag took HOURS to make and I love it.
Sams ability to get mad loot then immediately die is unmatched
Never new Sam was such a dominatrix lmao
16:45 i'm a fan of bizzels philosophy.
5:09 i laughed so hard my lungs were begging me to stop
Why should I be a quest?
Wait! What if I am the quest, that is, the guy begging for his life.
Sam is getting scary
Sam need to be a scav boss that waits in trees and bushes with a hunter with m81 loaded into it and then he uses his victims bodies as bait
I dont even play this game but i cant get enough of sam. please keep uploading for me
Yesterday I was running in a 4 man with my friends, and I split off from the group to go and grab a quest item. I eventually ran into a 2 team, who started to shoot at me. I told them over VOIP "Stop shooting at me or you die", they kept shooting. 30 seconds later my 3 buddies rocked up, and slaughtered them, and all of us survived. Hate to say "I told you so", but I did tell them they'd die if they didn't fuck off.
Ahh, I love VOIP.
Sam got that fisherman Dad look
What little respect I had for Exfilcamper is now gone, lol he doesn’t know that scene from Predator
"When i take my sunglasses off i can see at night"
My favorite moment in Tarkov so far is last wipe when I got in an intense 1v1 in factory and the whole time we were flaming eachother in voip while trading bursts of gunfire. My gun jammed and I called time out, then he helped me over voip from the other end of the hall clear my jam so we could continue the fight. I ended up dying to a scav while I am pretty sure he was on the verge of bleeding out...
from a fieldmarschall to a general.
As always brilliant, make em beg!
Another General Sam video, another upgrade to the quality. Damn the quality is outstanding
My god I adore how far your greenscreening has come
Man tarkov started as a game I saw randomly and went "you just shoot and escape a island why play it" and now I watch these videos religiously
Sam spreading his masochism to his followers is my favorite character ark
@@IceysCream i think you’re worried that i do
Can I join him on that ark?
sam i have been watching your videos for long time now and i cant think of a video i got bored watching keep up the good work
Once I yelled at a guy on factory "ur against the wall and I am the fucking wall" and he only said pls don't then he died. I wish i had the clip
I had to pause right at the start, 'cause the image of Sam just chillin in a bus had me dyin' laughing....
Your green screen work has got so much better. Good lord that light bloom.
I feel like Sam has been slowing transitioning into thinking “that might cancel me” to “fuck it”
Are you new here ? Guy used to pop off the N word all the time
@@poopghost9845 shit I forgot the aqua and Poob bullying I retract my statement lmao
Bro I never thought about the sunglasses thing with Riddick thats fucking hilarious
When I was a kid, there was a 90s cartoon that made me itch uncontrollably when the intro scene played. I tried to find the cartoon again when I got older but couldn’t find it. It was something to do with underwater creatures is all I remember.
Oh... I always plead. If I don’t have to waste resources fighting, and neither do you, that’s a win win. I roll full garbage man, I carry nothing of real value, Hoover up the absolute worst crap, and slither out like a sneaky snake. And if, with barely enough time to move at a full sprint to the nearest exit and arrive with exactly enough time to extract, I locate several corpses with leftover decent gear, well, that’s my GADAMN PAYDAY.
I can just imagine same playing pixel music in the background, so whenever he dominates someone over voip, there's an off chance they might shit themselves.
8:20 that was a brutal kill man lmao
I missed you, mostly your tarkov vids. Started playing tarkov 2 months ago and you're my favorite content creator by far. Mailing you my come. Hopefully it will make you come.... out with more videos
Always remember young ratlings it’s a rat eat rat world and those words come from the rat god and absolute legend him self The general Sam so go out their with you saga 12s with Flechette rounds and 20 round mags and camp extracts pacifically the D2 extract to make the lives of the greatest enemy of the rats the chads lives hell
I'm always defending emercom from dirty tax evaders!
Sam is getting alarmingly healthy and good looking, I'm worried.
He goes from fat to fit, back to fat again in cycels. He will be fat again around december
@@someguy7723 How do you expect him to survive the winter if he loses all that blubber?
1:36 IS THAT AQUA! 😂
i love how i can't unsee sam as the the riddler in the new batman movie 1:34
You know i was living a wonderful life. I had started college, had an amazing girlfriend... then tarkov wiped. I've lost everything. All I have now is my paca and my ratnik.
Sam is making tarkov a worse place everyday and it's glorious.
Also, glad you're back Steve 🤙
I missed Steve. Wish he would show up in more videos, Fungletoe too
@@willgolden I missed him too. He's hilarious and that laugh is contagious. And Fungletoe too. We need ya back Fungletoe.
Forever the greatest tarkov commentary
@7:03 is Sam in the doctors office after overhearing someone’s medical results😂
Liked the video before the video buffered. Always love EFT content Samta Claus. Bring me tarkov presents.
The Rat King himself is back with another banger 😎
When I heard the voice at 3:26 speak ("I don't think she's human") it reminded me of an old tarkov friend of mine, literally had my stomach drop and ask myself "LyfSaPort that you?" lmaoooo
>video of Sam introducing a mailbox
>next video suggestion at end: “Why did you send me this I have a family”
He dropped the weight just so he could do a "how I got fat again part 2". Respect
He gets fit around the time Abby wants a new baby. Not saying she is holding a gun to his head and forces him on a rowing machine, im just saying there is a pathern
Sam I'm glad your looking healthier buddy. unless your not then sure keep doing what your doing lad. Live your life mate.
He's definitely lost a bunch of weight. I'd be proud of him if he wasn't a psychopath.
@@allthenamesiwantedweretaken I mean it's just his charm right? xD
"Yea- that's Carl Weathers and Arnold alright. Get their fuckin names right" LOLOLOL
First raid I had a guy beg when he was by the roller mannequin on customs. He had corregated hoses, wires and both kinds of tape. "Please let me go man, it's my first wipe. Please I'm not good at this game." Mans died holding that mannequins hand.
Can this new quest you gave us be IRL?
You should voice a character, General
Never in my life have I seen someone address Sam as General
Bro when sam was whispering under the door he reminded me on the riddler from the batman 😂
"I never heard a noise and had to shit"... meanwhile every single guy on the planet: ~hears the noise of running water~ hold up Im'ma go to the bathroom real quick XD