Look at all the seasoned Chads in the comments. All the Bros that know how to loosen their sweet little throats and let stuff slide deep down in there without gagging. Teach me how to take a big shot of Russian vodka without shedding a tear.
i was honestly worried about sam when he told me about this idea... but then i realized i was picturing it with my K/D ratio. Once i remembered his rat ways i knew he'd be alright
the CHAD liquor shot: down the hatch, head tipped back and consumed swiftly the RAT liquor shot: small sips to completion over a period of 8-10 seconds, followed by feelings of regret
32 hecking miles? You know Sam isn't paying a cent to put her in any kind of decent school. She's getting shoved into whatever diverse, crap, local school the state puts her in. She'll definitely be walking back though.
Imagine if they ever had a divorce and had to choose who had custody of their daughter. The idea of a judge in court watching this entire video is beautiful.
Sam is so scared of having to spend time with his daughter sober that he's trying to sabotage himself by playing with Aqua. What does your daughter do to you?
Sam, the clip you used every time you poured a shot was driving me insane. Just a little spilling out at the end, over and over. It's not even about waste, it's just the image I had in my mind of an increasingly larger puddle of vodka on your desk.
Is Sam's marriage really that bad or is it all just a meme? A marriage falling apart is always a shit thing especially now he's got a kid and he always seems to crack jokes about his wife making it hard to tell
@@akjohnny5997 Phillips is smooth enough to drink straight if ya wanna pay the extra 4 bucks compared to karkov. New vid idea karkov and tarkov, which lives longer, my liver or my pmc
Josh Plimer make sure you click the Singapore server or HongKong one in the server selection screen before you open tarkov, you’ll have quicker matches
Taking a shot is a learned art, clearly this man focused more on starting a family and the real chad endgame first. That being said, I echo the "buddies girlfriend joining the game" sentiment 100. I feel your pain brother.
Sam sip sip sips on those shots in a way I could not. That's how you know he's an epic Chad gamer. I have to drink mine all at once like the simp I am.
Tony G Alcoholism is a terrible terrible addiction and the fact that you so openly embrace calling yourself an “alcoholic” when in fact you aren’t is embarrassing and reminds me of cringy edgy kids in high school. Coming from someone who loves to get piss fucking wasted
@@tirushone6446 Well, it's sort of a tradition to propose a toast before drinking, always, and the most basic toast is either for health or for happiness
@@zrig18 One approach would be to have a ring modulator or vocoder VST running standalone and run the audio data from your microphone through, before it's input into Discord's recording interface; aside from that, there are plenty of vocal modulators already designed for use with voicechat applications, but you might not be able to find the exact effect in Sam's video without a specific patch/software. If you didn't need live/real-time functionality, plenty of DAWs come with similar vocoder/ring modulator plugins that you could run audio samples through and then play from your hard drive (or an external speaker into a mic) over voice chat. Freeware like Clownfish or VoiceMod would probably do the trick, although I haven't tried them and can't vouch for them myself.
^^Everything this guy just said. I can personally attest to Voicemod. Especially if you buy the pro version, there’s a bunch of whacky shit you can use and it’s like a two step process to get it to run in discord.
I used to unironically do this while playing any game while I was an alcoholic, and truthfully seeing the title of this video almost made me relapse. That's when I thought to myself, "Who the fuck wants to be like General Sam?" Edit: nice ending btw
C Hodge And out of all the things that fuck with your mind, alcohol is one of the worst. Can’t really say much tho, I still enjoy the occasional spliff every once in a while
"To health!" The Russian says as he downs one of the many shots of vodka he has taken in his drastically shortened lifespan, from over consumption of alcohol.
@@mcchicken1849 They mean to health of the fields of the farmers so that the people of the motherland may feast as they please for many more years to come, duh🙄
That same scene from around 11:50 was in aquas video and I love how in aquas video it's this epic battle with two squads fighting in street in this dramatic fashion and in Sam's he's just shoving his fat face with chicken fingers and you could see his American lust for fast food and his ratlike lust for monetary gains war. With each other. CHAD VS RAT. Rats win Everytime.
Anyone else come back to watch this after the recent part 2? One thing never changes, and that is the hilarity of seeing slowly creeping drunken Tarkov antics. What does change is the game itself...Seeing it without inertia, grenade pin pulling, and a bunch of other stuff is wild.
Daughter at daycare? Just stay at home drinking until someone else takes her home. Not to your home obviously. Abandon your daughter is what I'm saying.
@MARK PEARSON they're right about alcohol too. It's pretty dangerous for a Hell of a lot of people. It affects even those that don't partake in horrible and often deadly ways. If alcohol didn't exist, we'd be better off for it. You should look up a video on how the Russian tzars systematically caused alcohol addiction in the Russian people. Russians are still drinks to this day hundreds of years later. Sure, most people can handle their shit responsibly, but many can't.
8:32 i have Tarkov actually running in background and when the vid went silent it was playing one of those sick breakdowns as you took the most manly of sips.
I like the part where everything turned out fine and Scabs wasted all her energy radiating disappointment for nothing. She went the whole yarn though. "My dish smashing is obviously too quiet, he doesn't know how upset I am, I better go stand in the office doorway and glare at him until he understands the error of his ways"
General Sam, you'll probably never see this and my flea market scam will be stolen by others, but lab arsenal room keys. They sell ~70k on the flea market (buy them ~70k), whereas the Therapist buys them at 75k. Do you see the juice?
Look at all the seasoned Chads in the comments. All the Bros that know how to loosen their sweet little throats and let stuff slide deep down in there without gagging. Teach me how to take a big shot of Russian vodka without shedding a tear.
Is simple Ivan, just be man
Just drink it russian style
HEY DADDY CAN YOU PUT IT IN ME PLS???
Just let the liquor do the thinking
i can show u how to put it in without out gagging
"Taking a shot everytime I die in tarkov"
I hope Aqua doesn't try this out, he'll be dead real quick
What a looser lol
Aqua went kid friendly there will be no curse words and no talk of naughty things like liquor.
@@Lilly_Nox U good bro?
@@Lilly_Nox it's a rat
i was honestly worried about sam when he told me about this idea... but then i realized i was picturing it with my K/D ratio. Once i remembered his rat ways i knew he'd be alright
the CHAD liquor shot: down the hatch, head tipped back and consumed swiftly
the RAT liquor shot: small sips to completion over a period of 8-10 seconds, followed by feelings of regret
Actually a real rat shot is taken anally so that you have something slippery to spray on the floor when someone is chasing you.
Welyn Zip it, manlet. Your words hold no value here.
Welyn you be spittin fax
@@GeneralSam big facts chief
@@GeneralSam favorite comment on RUclips
You know Scabs wasn't in the house when Sam was talkin shit during the ad. He would never risk getting 1 more beating than usual.
Yeah, she might make him have sex with her, rather than his fleshlight.
Such abuse.
You know Scabs is the man of the house, and Sam is the housewife
@@Lilly_Nox Sexist
gatordontplay417 Leftist oh I thought we were naming thing you were 😂😂😂 So funny!
@@justanother9764 You know general sam is more liberal right
"Me the ethical man, will go start a dog fighting ring where a Chihuahua and a Pit-Bull can fight each other because they're Equal." killed me.
Ok
@@IckbobTheAwesome 🤡
aqua is like "being the loot lord comes with great responsabilities"
bro shows up naked with a WWI rifle.
I was fucking dead when he showed up with nothing lol, rat attack > chad attack
HAHAHA
Mosin Brads are above every other player category.
@@CassiusGreen this is... actually true. é__è
Yea idk how he got the loot lord title dudes always broke lol
Fingers: cracked
Headphones: on
Daughter: emotionally neglected
It's gaming time.
What a Chad.
Haha, yeah. I'm an epic gamer.
Don't forget to sit up straight, not even the rat king a bad back and neither should you gamers
ahaha nice ;)
@@billabong_bogan After all, their spine curves naturally
Grown man drinks himself into a coma while his daughter is knocking at the front door after walking 32 miles from school
Florida Man strikes again
Thats 11 hours of walking
@@nates9778 Blame Sam not me dude
32 hecking miles? You know Sam isn't paying a cent to put her in any kind of decent school. She's getting shoved into whatever diverse, crap, local school the state puts her in. She'll definitely be walking back though.
His kid is like 2
I think the funniest thing about the divorce jokes is that sam would be absolutely annihilated and distraught if abby left
Sounds like simpery
@@clownworld4655 yeah nice 9 month old dead meme man
@@Daniel-bb9qj ok simp
@@clownworld4655 mind telling me what comedy school you attended to come up with such a masterful comeback
@@clownworld4655 the comedy connoisseur
Can’t wait when like 10 years from now Sam’s daughter finds video proof of her father pounding shots before going to pick her up from daycare
That would he beautiful
It's good evidence for Abby when the divorce comes up.
He’s not pounding anything he’s sipping bruh
Michael Ron like really look at how much he drank and tell me he’s pounding shots
Eli Lamb because that is the point of the comment
Imagine if they ever had a divorce and had to choose who had custody of their daughter. The idea of a judge in court watching this entire video is beautiful.
*when
No such thing as bad publicity.
Hahaha damn
Lmfao wow, rude bro 😂
DELETE DELETE DELETE
Sam is so scared of having to spend time with his daughter sober that he's trying to sabotage himself by playing with Aqua. What does your daughter do to you?
Force him to be a "faaatheer"
@Kalle Nilsson wHEEEEzE
Firebomb children’s hospitals
@MARK PEARSON Found the incel
Matias Ahumada The emphasis wasn’t on female, more on Jewish.
'I'm sandwiched between three people!'
'You usually have to pay for that.'
nice
no shit I spit out water I was drinking when I heard that
Yeah they said that in the video!! Wow!!
Lmfao
"Hey Welyn wants that green screen of me saying alright-"
"NO. I EARNED IT."
I also watched this part of the video that you are quoting.
Sam drunkenly walks into day care “one child please”
He'd ask for two if he needed a new fleshlight.
@@nickd.9955 Savage XD
@MARK PEARSON sorry, that other fat guy took all of them.
Nice Choice “savage XD” go figure
@@nickd.9955 woah that's a little to far sir. Get 3 just in case one breaks
Aqua: A bullet flew by, and almost hit us.
Sam: Wut
Aqua: Someone is shooting at us
Sam: ....... wut
a rat is meticulous but his reflexes are garbage
I just want to recognize the man who tried to take the grenade after accidentally throwing it. That’s a good teammate
that was www.twitch.tv/thebizzlesnaff
8:35
“Ughh, it’s like finger nail polish”
As opposed to toe nail polish
I can confirm that all nail polish remover tastes the same
taste like communism
Sam, the clip you used every time you poured a shot was driving me insane. Just a little spilling out at the end, over and over. It's not even about waste, it's just the image I had in my mind of an increasingly larger puddle of vodka on your desk.
Nah, that shit's drying into his mouserug
@@alecxander1681 That's even worse xD
Still loved the video aha!
Bruh I hated watching that
Let’s play “who goes to AA?”
Cthulhu Overlord "mouserug"
25:38 after the shot and the camera focused on his wedding ring, really shows us the state of his marriage.
Oscar for Cinematography 2020.
@@pestopoliz
Sooner than Roger Deakins'
Is Sam's marriage really that bad or is it all just a meme? A marriage falling apart is always a shit thing especially now he's got a kid and he always seems to crack jokes about his wife making it hard to tell
Hanz Berger it’s fine he says so in the podcasts
@@poopoomcpeterson137 yeah it's just for the meme
Okay, so I'm watching this back, and Sam literally had like seven shots of vodka then immediately followed it up with a bowl of cereal.
Dudes a madman
You don't get drunk and eat cereal?
Chad move
@@TH1CC0LAS for real right? be like 9 beers deep and be wanting some corn flakes or something.
@@herpyderpycunt9123 My favorite move after forgetting how many drinks deep I am
"I unloaded 2 clips into him and he didn't die"
Looks like she didn't study the ammo chart
This is not a Rat Of Science , he must be rocking an AirFrame on factory
@@SeltGS I bet she found some HP on a scav and though "huh that sounds fancy"
@@floridamancode_e2673 Loading it on a fully modded AK-104 with three flashlights and 2 Valday scopes.
Truely a Chad
@@SeltGS gotta have that blue laser too
Its pronounced "magazines".
*sees title*
"It's impossible to even get drunk with the queue times on Tarkov"
EU gang
Say The N Word, NPC europooin
Rats never die, they merely scurry away into the shadows
MARK PEARSON what? I see what you tried but it fell short
MARK PEARSON uhhhhhh not really you tried to push an overused joke and failed sorry
"humans were never bred for selective purposes"
That look on general Sam's face.
i do not understand what they were talking about... do you?
@@sniperalexander248 slavery
@@sniperalexander248 Want to guess why football and basketball are primarily black now?
I’m pretty sure 2020 is the year Sam loses his mind
Cosmic Owl i agree
After those gushers. I completely agree
Implying that he hasn’t already lost his mind
You mean we are pretty sure
And the custody
"I'm never going to die. It's not going to happen.".....Starts playing with Aqua
nateithegreat1 lmao
This guy is a stand up comic that decided to start streaming games instead. Right up by alley.
I’m actually interested in finding by alley if you could show me directions!
@@phalspar it's by diagonally
How does a comic stand up I thought they were printed on paper
It's a special comic
easily the most naturally funny youtuber imo
When Sam took the first shot of the day it looked like he was taking the first shot of his life, he was just sippin
As soon he changes from his rat tactics, everything starts falling apart
He would never die if he was a solo rat, so I don't blame him :D
jesus, i went about 7 straight years of my life doing this. Had no idea it could be turned into a funny youtube video.
NATESOR sheit
fucking nice
do you have a throat left?
@@zethrious your mom does
@@robotpotato3806 lmao
"smells like nail polish"
welcome to cheep alcoholism dad
just vodka
C H E E P
@@akjohnny5997 Phillips is smooth enough to drink straight if ya wanna pay the extra 4 bucks compared to karkov. New vid idea karkov and tarkov, which lives longer, my liver or my pmc
It's always funny to watch Aqua's channel with him hyping himself up and then every time he's on Sam's channel he just looks like a loser
Yeah you got to love aqua right!
monpekokero with the magic of editing anything is possible
Loot lord vs Russian pleb
The virgin Aqua vs the CHAD General Sam
Dude seriously. Sam paints such a different picture of him LOL. I like his videos though they're pretty funny
Been rewatching alot of his videos and holy shit this gamer dad lost some serious weight showing we can all be chads
With all the demonetization, Sam's been skipping meals to feed his daughter
Meth_Busters Sam doesn’t feed his daughter
Bizzle: You've been playing with the wrong people.
Sam: I was playing by myself and..
Bizzle: That's the wrong person.
Haha, Bizzle is great.
SleepingAgent you usually gotta pay for that
yo mumma isnt great
His ass is at Home and sends his kid to daycare..... the ultimate
The rats ways are so profitable that this man has a thermal mounted on his helm
The nerd who doesn’t drink becomes an alcoholic,
I’m so proud
Aren't we all.
You mean we are so proud
That wasn’t vodka. Maybe wasn’t alcohol at all
@@LesioJunior1 was some gamer girl pee.
@@mollyparkinsons24 could be, but it wasnt vodka, belive me Im slav
Aqua: makes a bunch of videos proclaiming himself the "loot Lord" of tarcov
Reality: has empty stash an no rubles
Reality: doesn't even have clothes
reality: he doesn't even have tarkov
Sounds like 90% of online business coaches.
This is Sam just trying to rationalise his day drinking
It's working.
The queue times in Australia are so long that even if I tried to do this I’d sober up between each game waiting for a match
Ouch. I'm in Canada getting 4min queues
We have 15-20 min queues
Josh Plimer make sure you click the Singapore server or HongKong one in the server selection screen before you open tarkov, you’ll have quicker matches
Just tick Singapore and LA as well in the server selection and queue times are never over 4 min
2-4 mins usually in Canada. There is the odd time it takes 5 minutes, but most the time it goes over 4 minutes I will just back out restart the search
Chad Sam earned my respect when he bullied that e-girl off the team lmao.
That.
Was an E P I C gamer moment.
Wasn’t even bullying. He was just arguing sound logic. Couldn’t handle the truth
Dog eugenics
The ethical man
Cptbravo2211 Yeah he destroyed her but wtf was his point even
I worry for Sam's daughter. She has to come home every day to a father who's hammered yelling at video games.
Thats how i became a gamer. Its a hard, but rewarding path. I have high hopes for her future
Ridiculous that you would perceive their relationship in such a simple negative way. You don't know them troll.
Speak Allowed it’s just a joke
@@speakallowed8435 whooosh
She has a stay at home dad and still goes to daycare. It's like the opening line of a tragic childhood in a biography.
"That's what the knew him in highschool for, you could shoot him and he would keep his form."
*Pumped up kicks intensifies*
“Hit em with the rat attack!”
Every time Sam takes a shot, there should be a soundbite of his daughter saying "Daddy, help me!"
You’re sick
Berk welcome to the channel
It should be a soundbite of his wife scolding him that he doesn't spend enough time to watch his daughter grow up.
I'm horrible, I know
Nebulous Neuhaus yours and op’s ideas are the best I need this now
@@BerkNiteGaming sicko mode
Taking a shot is a learned art, clearly this man focused more on starting a family and the real chad endgame first. That being said, I echo the "buddies girlfriend joining the game" sentiment 100. I feel your pain brother.
Armontek what it sounded like
@Armontek it's worse when it's a buddies girlfriend because then you can't bully them like you can their little brother
@@nadnerb_sr20 if the homie brings his girl in the group chat she's getting roasted just like the homie if shes saying stupid annoying shit.
@@nadnerb_sr20 bullshit, we bully our homies girlfriends around here.
Can't wait to see Sam's daughters reaction to his video when she gets older. She's going to be so confused
15:05 this dude reminds me of the orc that took a dozen arrows and blew up the wall in that lord of the rings movie
Anna Baelfire lol I was watching that th other day
Sam sip sip sips on those shots in a way I could not.
That's how you know he's an epic Chad gamer.
I have to drink mine all at once like the simp I am.
The rat attack is the greatest thing you’ve come up with Sam. Hands down.
Better than Shekelstein?
Bob Bemis that’s a very good point. But I feel Sam has really come into his own on this 😂 ripped on the tarkov latecomers and really found his footing
Reference 18:00
You take shots like your 75 and alcohol is the only thing that hits your tastebuds anymore
"I'm a giver... But only after I had taken"
He's a man of the deal.
Sounds white to me
*Rat paw rubbing*
Me: “I’m not an alcoholic”
Also me: “That shot pouring clip is so damn satisfying” lmao
I mean I rarely drink and I dig the shot fill clip. It's class at it's finest.
Hell you guys talking about? Am I the only one bothered by the spillage of the shot?
Tompson not a drop must be wasted 😂 lol maybe we are alcoholics
Tony G Alcoholism is a terrible terrible addiction and the fact that you so openly embrace calling yourself an “alcoholic” when in fact you aren’t is embarrassing and reminds me of cringy edgy kids in high school. Coming from someone who loves to get piss fucking wasted
AGP okay boomer lmao take a joke
Buddy takes shots like hes sipping on water at a family dinner
Sam never did pick up that child. He looks back on the glory days, wishing he never changed.
19:10 In Russia we say "Za zdorovje", that besically means "For health"
Or ''na zdorovje''
So you say "For Health", as you drink high alcohol spirits?
@@tirushone6446 Well, it's sort of a tradition to propose a toast before drinking, always, and the most basic toast is either for health or for happiness
@@tirushone6446 in german it is "gesundheit" which literally means "health", and in Portuguese is "saúde" which also literally means "health"
Leo Araujo same French here< Santé >
"If a rifles been treating me well, then i'm gonna treat the rifle well" what a true statement
This man is sipping those shots like he's in high school.
High schoolers take then better lol
ivan robles what’s good chad
Kj0r _ oh whats good Thad been awhile
Drinks like a rat
Never seen a Teen sip unless they were adamant about not getting drunk.
23:23. The look over and the point cracks me up every time.
Bryan with the vocoder was the most hilarious shit I've heard in a voicechat
Morgan Cyrano any idea how one could get that same vocoder on discord? or even just the audio clips he was playing
Zach Rigby I want to know as well
@@zrig18 One approach would be to have a ring modulator or vocoder VST running standalone and run the audio data from your microphone through, before it's input into Discord's recording interface; aside from that, there are plenty of vocal modulators already designed for use with voicechat applications, but you might not be able to find the exact effect in Sam's video without a specific patch/software. If you didn't need live/real-time functionality, plenty of DAWs come with similar vocoder/ring modulator plugins that you could run audio samples through and then play from your hard drive (or an external speaker into a mic) over voice chat. Freeware like Clownfish or VoiceMod would probably do the trick, although I haven't tried them and can't vouch for them myself.
^^Everything this guy just said.
I can personally attest to Voicemod. Especially if you buy the pro version, there’s a bunch of whacky shit you can use and it’s like a two step process to get it to run in discord.
Yo Sam I work at Zaxby’s in Tally. Stop by some time for some free chicken my man I gotchu
@Austin Ivey ye
I thought you mean in Italy
I work at the zaxby's in saint petersburg
@@yourlocalpunkposer8107 Which one?
@@equim7363 it's near a military surplus store, pretty fucking cool
Next challenge: Take a shot every time you kill someone
He'd be stone cold sober
Sebastian Erivez Sam kills more people than heart disease in his family tree
Sam would be divorced right after
-Sees ded people
-Toggle Full Auto.
And of course Steve brings Eugenics to the vid at the end. Classic Steeve
I used to unironically do this while playing any game while I was an alcoholic, and truthfully seeing the title of this video almost made me relapse.
That's when I thought to myself, "Who the fuck wants to be like General Sam?"
Edit: nice ending btw
Proud if you for staying sober. Its not worth it
Good job dude
C Hodge And out of all the things that fuck with your mind, alcohol is one of the worst. Can’t really say much tho, I still enjoy the occasional spliff every once in a while
5:55 *opens bag, gets a bag, opens bag again, gets another bag* it’s
Like the cycle of life but with bags
That's how you manage the inventory space. I have like 40 bags stacked like that
This was fantastic, thank you for helping me justify my alcohol intake when I play Tarkov.
When Sam said he was ordering Zaxbys my respect shot up like a million times. True gamer food right there
Gamer needs his chicken tendies
Ain't no Zaxby's in WA
zaxby be hittin on god
ZAXBYS IS MY LIFE BLOOD
@@austematicthatragic4352 I'm missin out on the life blood.
The actual "cheers" word in russian is pronounced "Nazd'rovie" and it means something like "to health / for health"
"Za zdorovie" would be more accurate
I ussualy say nazdravlje whic in a dialect of russian means on health
russians doesn`t do this one
that from poland
"To health!" The Russian says as he downs one of the many shots of vodka he has taken in his drastically shortened lifespan, from over consumption of alcohol.
@@mcchicken1849 They mean to health of the fields of the farmers so that the people of the motherland may feast as they please for many more years to come, duh🙄
"Pull out that shotty like Jon Gotti" is now my spirit animal quote
AlphaSierraBravo John Gotti got my mother a candle for Christmas cause she worked as the receptionist for his dentist when he was in prison
his blood dragon vids were pretty good
1:33 sam has been training for this epidemic all his life.
That same scene from around 11:50 was in aquas video and I love how in aquas video it's this epic battle with two squads fighting in street in this dramatic fashion and in Sam's he's just shoving his fat face with chicken fingers and you could see his American lust for fast food and his ratlike lust for monetary gains war. With each other. CHAD VS RAT. Rats win Everytime.
Mia was getting on everyone’s nerves. Mia no more.
Facts bruh
Who's mia
@@gigagamer9892 the girl
@@OnyxHandle THAT WAS A GIRL?
mia was being a bitch the whole time
“This tastes like fingernail polish remover.” That’s how you know you got the good stuff!
Anyone else come back to watch this after the recent part 2? One thing never changes, and that is the hilarity of seeing slowly creeping drunken Tarkov antics. What does change is the game itself...Seeing it without inertia, grenade pin pulling, and a bunch of other stuff is wild.
Daughter at daycare?
Just stay at home drinking until someone else takes her home. Not to your home obviously.
Abandon your daughter is what I'm saying.
Pretty solid plan if you ask me. Not my house not my problem
Hope he didn't have to drive to pick her up
The "Girlfriend" sounded like an 11 year old boy.
Guess he likes them young
Doing it Greek style
hot
Sounds annoying
Bumbo?
I’d laugh if Sam heard that girl start talking again and decided to kill himself so that he could take another shot
@MARK PEARSON they're right about alcohol too. It's pretty dangerous for a Hell of a lot of people. It affects even those that don't partake in horrible and often deadly ways. If alcohol didn't exist, we'd be better off for it. You should look up a video on how the Russian tzars systematically caused alcohol addiction in the Russian people. Russians are still drinks to this day hundreds of years later. Sure, most people can handle their shit responsibly, but many can't.
@@alastor8091 smartest man of all time right here
8:32 i have Tarkov actually running in background and when the vid went silent it was playing one of those sick breakdowns as you took the most manly of sips.
12:39 sams daughter when he turns up to day care drunk
When’s that “tarkov: the art of the deal” poster coming out?
"whats cracking jimbo"
Thank you, Sam.
Yknow it really shocked me still that Sam rocked up to reserve with T-7's and a T-5000
I never would have imagined that I would have to look at Sam for the duration of a short podcast without hearing him complain about his wife
Pretty close though, she was mentioned
"There was nothing gained here"
1 million rubles just gleam in the corner
I like the part where everything turned out fine and Scabs wasted all her energy radiating disappointment for nothing.
She went the whole yarn though.
"My dish smashing is obviously too quiet, he doesn't know how upset I am, I better go stand in the office doorway and glare at him until he understands the error of his ways"
General Sam. Your content is always enjoyable, and your comedic input always gets me with good laughs. Thanks, man.
27:07 THAT FACE IM DYING LMFAO
General Sam, you'll probably never see this and my flea market scam will be stolen by others, but lab arsenal room keys. They sell ~70k on the flea market (buy them ~70k), whereas the Therapist buys them at 75k. Do you see the juice?
Leyheart NOOOO I JUST SOLD ONE FOR 69500
"Humans werent bred for specific purposes"... I think my ancestors want to know your location
The only hybrid between a cynical 30 year old married man and a gamer in existence
In the all the years I’ve been watching Sam and my time playing Tarkov. I would’ve never seen the two merging into one, I love it
My friends and I have been doing this for literally years in Tarkov and Squad, makes for a fun and sometimes short night depending on how it goes.
the cinematography is great when you have to take a shot. its like watching a movie. great shit Sam
rated R for rat attack
Man stopped playing a long time ago, but I am HERE for every vide. Finding this channel was the best thing to come from me buying the game.
I see just like Pewdiepie he is attempting to monetize his alcohol addiction, very clever Sam
Hey Sam, please keep intro-ing with “hey jimbo” it makes me feel good :)
11:07
Sam/Aqua: “I got him wooooooooo”
I'd imagine Sam would challenge his daughter on a game, then proceed to trash talk to her.