Sam did the right thing. That man was way too calm in an active war zone. If he’s that calm, in that situation, there is no telling what he is capable of.
It's fucking hilarious, but on the same token a dick move. Imagine asking a question to who you think is your favorite youtuber and then they gun you down and put it in a video. It's high key disrespectful. I know it's annoying being recognized and shit that's a given. But chill lmao.
I swear I remember someone saying, "VOIP is awesome, its only a matter of time before General Sam makes a video and ruins it for everyone." The time has come.
Honestly, I don't get why people scream "omg it's General Sam" when they identify his voice, like there is no quicker path to lead poisoning than that.
He'd be kill on sight for me, if I still played EFT online. I got fed up with the cheaters and desync, so I took my toys and went to the offline mod Altered Escape.
Really says something about human psychology. Just by speaking and being able to understand someone, you become friendlier towards them or trust them more. The sound of a voice enough to make them into another human being. Honestly kind of touching.
These opening just keep getting better and better. Hopefully one day Sam brings Aqua on his show, and dumps a full mag of AK into him. “Mrs. Aqua, I’m sorry for your loss.”
One can call Sam by many names. A deceiver, a rat, a thief, a scoundrel, but all of these names roll off of his massive forehead like water off a ducks back. However, call him by his true name, General Sam, and watch as he recoils in shock and becomes hostile as if saying “oh no, I’ve been found out.” -guy who was shot by Sam
@@akiraic you try to make as smooth transitions and lit ass editing as whoever the fuck edits sams shit. its very clean and impressive if you know anything about editing and sams content is full of bomb ass editing
I'm the player scav at 15:50 that you laid down some cover fire for, for some reason my voip wasnt working and i was so upset. I knew right away that was you, Omid and Exfil the whole time and I couldn't talk to you I was so sadddd lol. Love your stuff sam. I took that headshot for the content 100% lmao
"I'm not gonna hit the button" just imagine, he's sitting there waiting the entire time... Then slowly the time runs down and he starts to get nervous. Then time runs out and he wastes away for eternity.
@@BrassBashers They do, but scavs generally never stay in match long enough to need to drink and every time you scav it's a new guy with full hydration and energy.
Similar thing happen to me yesterday. Me and a friend did a scav run on factory and another player scav geared to the teeth runs up and says "we are murdering every pmc here the last few are hold up the office area come with me" and even the cpu scavs hear the noise of the pmc desperately trying to defend themselves and they get on the action too. The PMCs never stood a chance.
@@tulersmeesh4077 did you also see that recent clip where both players missed a lot of their shots, but one of them managed to critically injure the other before bed the ran out of ammo?
The split moment of clarity Sam gets as he is forced to think back on "Why the fuck did you kill this guy for helping us?" is truly poetic. Lets us get a deep look into the mind of a torturer just for a moment.
10:03 You can pin point the moment those scavs flipped from friendly to realizing that if it's actually Sam, something bad was going to happen. Sam knew that and murdered them a split second before them. It was very cinematic in a sense.
When I saw that happen I couldn't help but think of the bank robbery scene from Dark Knight where Joker shoots the bus driver after he asks "Where are the other guys?"
@@brandonclarke274 yeah imagine that scene but instead of having all the robbers kill each other, he waits until the end, locks them in the school bus, and throws a grenade through the window.
@@deathstramy7272 seeing as how some people on the EFT subreddit absolutely seethe whenever Sam uploads something about rats, I can def see that happening.
Sam detected a fan and correctly sensed imminent danger, wisely gunning down both the fan and his accomplice mere moments before they would have leapt at and ripped Sam to shreds with their bare hands. I would have done the same. I hate him. I want to feast on his liver.
The absolute joy it brings me to see you shoot every single person that mentions you by name is incomprehensible. If you had an OnlyFans of just videos of that specifically happening, I wouldn't subscribe but I'd definitely want to. Just the thought of someone recognizing you, then immediately becoming too scared to say anything for fear of their life brings me great happiness.
I'm just waiting for the video where someone asks "You know who you sound like...?" then shoots him, and as Sam fades into oblivion he says his name...
Of all your Tarkov videos so far, I think this one is my favourite. The greenscreen in-game skit at the beginning is a great format, love to see it, and you and your friends are really seem to be having a great time which brings out the best humour.
He is immunized against all Dangers: one may call him a liar, a backstabber, a fraud, and it runs off him like water off a raincoat. But you call him Sam and you will be astonished at how much he recoils
Or finding an impact when your a scav then finding a 3 man and toss it at our feet at extract killing us all but worth it knowing they lost all their shit
@@theduke6939 said I was going to loot the building beside the extract and as soon as they walked away I took it out and threw it at their feet, they weren't very smart
@@twebbyy6908 holy shit, never seen any of his content but just looked him up. Dude is a straight up maniac. Definitely puts some context in this push and the rightful terror Sam had on running into him. 😂
The split second choice at 10:06 is truly amazing, Sam has honed his reflexes to kill on acknowledgement of who he is lest they kill him for his fine skinsuit first.
I like the implication that we as Australians have a higher default skill. Alternatively, it implies that we are so bad we are synonymous with anything that isn't good.
But also yeah, I cant trust anyone as an Australian. We are all out to trick you. If someone sounds British then there's a chance you can cooperate with them. If they sound like they live with their mum, just pop one in their head, they're gonna do the same to you.
That first skit really explained the unsettling feeling and that stomach sinking feeling of knowing what ever is gonna happen in that social situation is gonna be weird, gratuitous, and or wholesome. The feeling when you were kid when you met a stranger that was about 35 on your Xbox and he helps you along the way for days. Then one day he turns on you. Takes you to the Divison dark sector, and he takes you into an ally. He leaves the party chat, you hear an alert that there is a rogue agent nearby. You think “ that’s really bad timing that he get kicked out of the chat as there’s an enemy player nearby” you turn around and your friend is rogue and he’s already lighting you up with his vector, he downs you and melees you. He unfriended you and sent you a message then blocks you. You don’t wanna read the message cause you’ll know it’ll hurt. That’s impressive that you can make me remember that.
man, he sounds like a real kind friend. mabye you should return the kindness? might i suggest one of these days, you should visit him, and give him the ability to bend his knees backwards. tell you what, me and the boys will help. we'll bring bats and other equipment, that way his leg surgery will be done sooner. :) i ha-i mean love spies... tortu- i i mean.. body enhancing surgery is my speciallty : |
This is just a generally good tactic for dealing with Sam. If someone knows who he is he immediately assumes that person's going to call him out for his many crimes against humanity, so he tries to strike first.
We had finally entered an era of peace and diplomacy. First Sam tells everyone to exit camp, and now he's telling people to abuse VOIP. When will Nikita stop Sam's sinful hand?
I keep coming back to this video. I think it's one of Sam's best. Whether it's his masterful display of broad-range character acting, the deft use of green screen to simulate real-world sets, or the absolute sigma rat grindset. Phenomenal.
I’m not going to ask if your General Sam 🤣 just going to run away as fast as I can. I ain’t talking the risk to be played like a fiddle, I’m fighting for my life to get this quest done.
Meanwhile, my experience: " Oh, you're new? Here's an assault rifle and two mags. A spare rig I looted too. I can give this to you and go grab some more valuable stuff. " - That kind of thing has happened like four times now.
3:00 no matter how many times I watch it It looks so real, but also feels like Sam has actually snapped as he snickers to himself as he commits murder 😆
My favorite voip betrayal is me convincing a solo in reserve that I was fighting a dude when in reality it was my duo. He was trying to do bunker and I said I would guide him. Ended up bringing him to my friend and we gunned him down. I felt absolutely filthy.
I’m rewatching this video and your comment reminded me of one raid where me and my buddy were being shot at from fortress on customs and then a dude opens the door in crackhouse amd yells: ”GET INSIDE”. We run inside and he closes the door. Without hesitation I shot him in the back of the head and the last thing he gets to say was, ”I fuckin kne…” and then the voip cuts off. Almost cried because my friend quilt tripped me the whole day😂
@@___meph___4547 I don't know if he said it another time but I am pretty sure I remember him saying he was only getting rid of old surplus guns he doesn't really want
It's impressive that Sam cloned himself just so he could shoot himself for this video. That's some real dedication right there. How do we know the one that fired is the real one though?
@@Lowgitech Backstab everybody until nobody trusts VoIP and it’s only purpose is scavving and shittalk- that’s the Tarkov mindset. Lol fuck this community.
You would think that Sam just used a green screen for the intro, but contrary to popular belief Sam actually executed his twin just for our viewing pleasure.
Great choice of background image for the shekelscheme link screen. Never thought “The Guy’s” creations (that anthropomorphic mouse sex doll thing) would come back to haunt me over a decade later.
Been watching since your Chairdolf Sitler days, and I gotta say youve always pretty much had a style of your own, at least in terms of humor, but you've seriously come into your own unique style with these green screen skits. The amount of effort you put into these videos I could never know, but they're quite frankly fantastic. Dont even downplay the quality of content you put out. Please keep working hard and making top-tier vidyas.
"I am not a psycho"
*kills a man because he was eating oat flakes*
Sam, you're a psycho. We've known this for years. This kill takes the cake though.
Technically he took the flake
The oat flake in fact
Sam did the right thing. That man was way too calm in an active war zone. If he’s that calm, in that situation, there is no telling what he is capable of.
He killed him for his oats.
Sam's brain projected his psychopathic tendencies on a guy who thought he had friends
@@alexcawley2981 Would you look at that, we seem to share the same brain.
Such a diverse wardrobe for someone who never leaves home
Hes been quarenteening since 2014.
His office*
@@cole5953 his mom's living room* (according to the podcast)
wife's clothes
I thought you said divorce wardrobe
Player: "you sound like general sam..."
Sam: "the jig is up! No witnesses!"
It's fucking hilarious, but on the same token a dick move. Imagine asking a question to who you think is your favorite youtuber and then they gun you down and put it in a video. It's high key disrespectful. I know it's annoying being recognized and shit that's a given. But chill lmao.
@@AngusBeaph If you expect anything else from the Rat King himself I don't know what channel you've been watching.
@@AngusBeaph good. Seethe
@@AngusBeaph
*kill him first*
"you die like general sam"
@@AngusBeaph general Sam viewers cannot be trusted Sam knows that better than anyone
People like Sam are why I have trust issues in online games.
"My ancestors are smiling at me USEC, can you say the same?"
as fearless in death as he was in life
Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear col
Fucking hilarious my dude, I did lol
"Next up, the Rat!"
NEXT THE SCAV IN RAGS
I swear I remember someone saying, "VOIP is awesome, its only a matter of time before General Sam makes a video and ruins it for everyone." The time has come.
Holy shit you're right. I can't remember who said it but it's true
What’s funny is papa Sam taught me how to be a rat so well before voip, that I already did this to people
I mean i was already doin this shit lmao
that girl repeatedly thanking you guys in the exact same tone and cadence while your anger rises is just hilarious
I felt that too bro, the rage slowly taking over from the good guy😆
Honestly, I don't get why people scream "omg it's General Sam" when they identify his voice, like there is no quicker path to lead poisoning than that.
I know right? I can't imagine hearing Sam's voice and not opening fire immediately.
Yeah, if anything a sam viewer should know NEVER to trust him.
If I met him, I'd say he sounded like Aqua's sidekick and shot him in the face
He'd be kill on sight for me, if I still played EFT online. I got fed up with the cheaters and desync, so I took my toys and went to the offline mod Altered Escape.
Unless he's streaming a quest, then you have two choices, join or die
In one of Sam's new shorts a guy recognized him and just said "awh fuck this" and started running lmao
The amount of Sam "fans" who recognize him and decide to still trust him is astounding. A true fan knows not to turn your back on Sam
Or you kill him first and then tell him he sounds like General Sam.
A True fan would go "Hi sam" and tap his head instantly
A true fan knows to kill on sight, whether you're killing Sam or yourself.
as soon as I hear anyone resembling Sam I will be shooting them immediately!
A true fan would kill him on sight after convincing him to look at something.
Really says something about human psychology. Just by speaking and being able to understand someone, you become friendlier towards them or trust them more. The sound of a voice enough to make them into another human being. Honestly kind of touching.
I use this tactic to not get gunned down like the rat I am
This is so true I’ve gotten out of so much crap in games like rust and Tarkov just by talking
So I can gun them down after gaining their trust like a rat
Another human being...... Right up until they say his name lol
I feel like all of tarkov is just a test of human psychology
Sam is getting ever more increasingly better with these green screen bits
His new place is bigger allowing him to do the greenscreen easier
Don't forget his mental manipulation of the general public. Sam is a menace
@@El-Burrito thankyou for the reminder
and fatter too
This intro might be one of my favorites
These opening just keep getting better and better. Hopefully one day Sam brings Aqua on his show, and dumps a full mag of AK into him.
“Mrs. Aqua, I’m sorry for your loss.”
But not with green screen magic just an actual AK
"Who knew the gun was loaded...with 30 bullets" *wheeze*
*sips Diet Coke
“He survived the first 29. But who knew that 30th bullet would be the one?”
@@emperortivurnis9161 "Also did you know I have a podcast and not dead?"
@@williamglass2223 We now know the limit. It's 30 bullets.
The legendary patience on the man who refused to shoot you despite absorbing so much extra leg weight
God I would've just killed him when he said his exit was far away lmao save him the time
Sam’s dungeon must be finally complete. The green screen work is top notch
I know right! man doesn't even have green light leaking anymore!!!!
when ak-50?
@@itsbluesteveJUST CHAMBER AN AK IN .50
f in chat for your check mark
That was a clone, the green screen did not work....
The guy screaming “murder” as he murdered you all was beautiful
no way that wasnt aqua
@@nobstompah4850 he sounded similar to aqua but what made me sure that he isn't aqua
HE IS WEARING ALTYN
and our loot lord is always poor 😂
Its SmittyStone lmao
Ngl haven’t laughed that hard in awhile, that clip was a work of art
where
One can call Sam by many names. A deceiver, a rat, a thief, a scoundrel, but all of these names roll off of his massive forehead like water off a ducks back. However, call him by his true name, General Sam, and watch as he recoils in shock and becomes hostile as if saying “oh no, I’ve been found out.” -guy who was shot by Sam
I love how everyone who recognizes Sam in-game gets instantly teleported back to the lobby
“Back to the realm of the eternal Backpack Tetris for you, insect.”
@@superbodaciousflibbertigib8139 thank you for this LMAO
They know to much
You would think they'd get it by now
Yeah because sam is very anti social and gets weird when confronted by fans.
“Trick them with 4 words” *proceeds to write the most verbose script for any bit hes ever done*
Sam is pissing advanced comedy at this point
It was a slick pistol draw too
your editing is unreal man, great video
One bald man pays the other bald man to edit his bald man videos
is just green screen and a chairs dude
@@akiraic you try to make as smooth transitions and lit ass editing as whoever the fuck edits sams shit. its very clean and impressive if you know anything about editing and sams content is full of bomb ass editing
Woah Mr wobbles i love this guy wtf
@@akiraic yes you're right its not a transformers movie. Total shit.
I'm the player scav at 15:50 that you laid down some cover fire for, for some reason my voip wasnt working and i was so upset. I knew right away that was you, Omid and Exfil the whole time and I couldn't talk to you I was so sadddd lol. Love your stuff sam. I took that headshot for the content 100% lmao
it probably preserved your life a little longer
@@rustyshackleford1508 this what I came to say, the moment he said "are you sam?" he would've been shot in the face
He would have murdered you instantly if you acknowledged who he was 😂 this is an ongoing trend in all of his videos
The distant “thank you” from the girl and right after the “SHUT UUUUP!” Was so fuxkin funny.
i had to run to the toilette because i nearly pissed myself at that moment 😐
shit was funny af :D
The dream woman
Genuinely made me laugh out loud
Bruh that’s me 😭
"I'm not gonna hit the button" just imagine, he's sitting there waiting the entire time... Then slowly the time runs down and he starts to get nervous. Then time runs out and he wastes away for eternity.
Scavs don’t get thirsty, that’s a red flag that he’s a PMC. Well played Sam.
Wait really?? My lvl 6 ass never even noticed lol
@@BrassBashers They do, but scavs generally never stay in match long enough to need to drink and every time you scav it's a new guy with full hydration and energy.
They don't make heavy breathing noises when they run out of stamina!
@@Ixaglet some do some don't. I have no idea why but I make no noises but my buddys scavs do.
VOIP: exist
Most people: “Yay now I can talk to player scavs!”
Sam: This is the ultimate tool for fucking people over
He learned from dayz
@Dr. Bright who cares….
@Dr. Bright na fightguy was the beat
Similar thing happen to me yesterday. Me and a friend did a scav run on factory and another player scav geared to the teeth runs up and says "we are murdering every pmc here the last few are hold up the office area come with me" and even the cpu scavs hear the noise of the pmc desperately trying to defend themselves and they get on the action too. The PMCs never stood a chance.
VOIP gave rats the perfect addition to their playstyle, you can beg for your life now
It's all fun and games until the scavs start shouting "!#* you!" in unison.
There is no begging. Only missing all your shots and watching the other dude miss all his shots and laugh together.
@@tulersmeesh4077 Welcome to Noob-Battle 9000! Today we watch this random fucking rat try to shoot me an nail my neighbors dog instead!
@@tulersmeesh4077 did you also see that recent clip where both players missed a lot of their shots, but one of them managed to critically injure the other before bed the ran out of ammo?
I'm casting several lies a second now, none of which are working. Muahahahahaaa!
The split moment of clarity Sam gets as he is forced to think back on "Why the fuck did you kill this guy for helping us?" is truly poetic. Lets us get a deep look into the mind of a torturer just for a moment.
well dont bang your on it, sams as deep as a puddle. hes just tricking you into thinking he has humanity left
His reasoning was essentially, "He put his guard down, and that offended me."
@@Grey_Winters "He trusted us, and I took that personally."
I love his, "don't make me explain it because, then I'll look like psycho" and precedes to sound like a psycho. That shit kills me.
for real tho, the biggest insult you can give to a psychopath is to question their capability to kill you out of nowhere
the guy unwilling to kill you was the highlight of my day.
He tried to reason with Sam until the very end. Alas, Sam cannot be reasoned with.
Meeting Sam in Tarkov is one of my biggest fears in this game. I’d start magdumping the moment I hear his sickly voice
"woah it's like totally Sam" *commits mass murder
10:03 You can pin point the moment those scavs flipped from friendly to realizing that if it's actually Sam, something bad was going to happen. Sam knew that and murdered them a split second before them. It was very cinematic in a sense.
When I saw that happen I couldn't help but think of the bank robbery scene from Dark Knight where Joker shoots the bus driver after he asks "Where are the other guys?"
@@brandonclarke274 yeah imagine that scene but instead of having all the robbers kill each other, he waits until the end, locks them in the school bus, and throws a grenade through the window.
Others: "You sound like General Sam"
Sam: "And I took that personally" *Headshots Them*
“We made a mistake shooting you, maybe you’ll choose peace?” Had me creasing 🤣
MURRDERR!
@@FirstNameLastName-rh6zc ITS SMITTYSTONE
My man's turning into origami
Dude yelling "IM GONNA FUCKING MURDER YOU" got me
@@WileyCatOFFICIAL do you have the clip
"This guy sounds like General Sam"
*Mows down both of them immediately*
Well played.
why do you think its a good play?
Just like the rest of his gameplay i assume he had about 10 other times where that happened and he didnt live
@@deathstramy7272 seeing as how some people on the EFT subreddit absolutely seethe whenever Sam uploads something about rats, I can def see that happening.
Sam detected a fan and correctly sensed imminent danger, wisely gunning down both the fan and his accomplice mere moments before they would have leapt at and ripped Sam to shreds with their bare hands. I would have done the same. I hate him. I want to feast on his liver.
General Sam is one of the best chaotic evil displays I’ve seen in a while
The absolute joy it brings me to see you shoot every single person that mentions you by name is incomprehensible. If you had an OnlyFans of just videos of that specifically happening, I wouldn't subscribe but I'd definitely want to. Just the thought of someone recognizing you, then immediately becoming too scared to say anything for fear of their life brings me great happiness.
I'm just waiting for the video where someone asks "You know who you sound like...?" then shoots him, and as Sam fades into oblivion he says his name...
@@Gyallarhorn1 actual powermove
Bro said I wouldn’t subscribe ..but I’d definitely want to 😹👍 lol
I'm disappointed that everyone's first instinct after realizing it's Sam is to talk instead of putting one between his eyes.
Ik as soon as u realise it’s him it’s kill or be killed it don’t matter how much u like him u can just like his corpse 😭
That one dude did but it was too late
Of all your Tarkov videos so far, I think this one is my favourite. The greenscreen in-game skit at the beginning is a great format, love to see it, and you and your friends are really seem to be having a great time which brings out the best humour.
Bryan screaming “SHUT UPPP!!!” after the girl kept saying thank you was hilarious
Best part of the video
He is immunized against all Dangers: one may call him a liar, a backstabber, a fraud, and it runs off him like water off a raincoat. But you call him Sam and you will be astonished at how much he recoils
Oh no he thinks. I've been found out.
Reference on point 👌
It’s like reminding a creature of their humanity
Oy vey
The general sam cries out in pain as he shoots you
I found sam when i was in the hospital and he helped me alot with just being funny. Thank you for the last few years of content sam
I hope you got better, even more so with Sam wheezing down your neck.
what was sam doing in a hospital with you bro
Leading another PMC through a whole raid to then bonk his head at the extract is a whole new level of getting gamed on in Tarkov
Or finding an impact when your a scav then finding a 3 man and toss it at our feet at extract killing us all but worth it knowing they lost all their shit
@@smolpeter whoever you did that to was not observant lol I always side eye the scavs I extract with
@@theduke6939 said I was going to loot the building beside the extract and as soon as they walked away I took it out and threw it at their feet, they weren't very smart
Disposable pack mule is what that pmc was
To that beautiful, psychotic, altyn wearing marauder: keep up gods work.
That exchange was pure genius. “We were thinking maybe pick peace?” “Murder!”
That was SmittyStone
@@twebbyy6908 holy shit, never seen any of his content but just looked him up. Dude is a straight up maniac. Definitely puts some context in this push and the rightful terror Sam had on running into him. 😂
@@RenesisActual smitty best strimmer and little of his dope shit makes it on youtube
peace was never an option
7:08 He said it was like "signs" lmaooo one of my favorites
Note to self: Never acknowledge Sam sounds like Sam when encountering him in Tarkov
Addendum: Also never eat near him.
@@TheEmilkh addendum 2: dont encounter sam in the wild
Rule #1: don't recognize GeneralSam
Rule #2: don't eat cornflakes
Rule #3: don't put white rice in a burrito
@@sedarium5307 you do not recognise the GeneralSam in the water.
No, if you recognize him you must kill him
"I have to die a Scav but you have to live a liar" was hilarious
The split second choice at 10:06 is truly amazing, Sam has honed his reflexes to kill on acknowledgement of who he is lest they kill him for his fine skinsuit first.
With VOIP you can finally tell if the other PMC is actually good or just Australian.
Back when stimpee played it would’ve been crucial lmao
As an Australian im both angry with this comment but also in acceptance
I like the implication that we as Australians have a higher default skill. Alternatively, it implies that we are so bad we are synonymous with anything that isn't good.
But also yeah, I cant trust anyone as an Australian. We are all out to trick you. If someone sounds British then there's a chance you can cooperate with them. If they sound like they live with their mum, just pop one in their head, they're gonna do the same to you.
@@tighegilmore9202 I meant it mostly as a sarcastic remark towards pestily. He’s great I have no problem with him though.
That first skit really explained the unsettling feeling and that stomach sinking feeling of knowing what ever is gonna happen in that social situation is gonna be weird, gratuitous, and or wholesome. The feeling when you were kid when you met a stranger that was about 35 on your Xbox and he helps you along the way for days. Then one day he turns on you. Takes you to the Divison dark sector, and he takes you into an ally. He leaves the party chat, you hear an alert that there is a rogue agent nearby. You think “ that’s really bad timing that he get kicked out of the chat as there’s an enemy player nearby” you turn around and your friend is rogue and he’s already lighting you up with his vector, he downs you and melees you. He unfriended you and sent you a message then blocks you. You don’t wanna read the message cause you’ll know it’ll hurt.
That’s impressive that you can make me remember that.
man, he sounds like a real kind friend. mabye you should return the kindness? might i suggest one of these days, you should visit him, and give him the ability to bend his knees backwards. tell you what, me and the boys will help. we'll bring bats and other equipment, that way his leg surgery will be done sooner. :)
i ha-i mean love spies... tortu- i i mean.. body enhancing surgery is my speciallty : |
you deserve better, but the first step to betterment. starts with retribution against those who wronged you
That 35 year old has issues.
@@gang-ridertv5433 Most 35 year olds do
11:52 theres a man riding a shirmp fking underrated reference. The chuckle he gave himself LMAO
Lesson learned: if you encounter Sam in tarkov, don't acknowledge it's him
This is just a generally good tactic for dealing with Sam. If someone knows who he is he immediately assumes that person's going to call him out for his many crimes against humanity, so he tries to strike first.
Id tell him he sounds like my dead grandma and eat a pack of sprouts.
If you encounter Sam, the best thing to do is slowly but politely back away.
Don't run. Sam can taste your fear.
" You sound like AquaFPS" Sam will be so overcome with rage he will freeze for a split second. Thats when you act.
@@herrskeletal3994 yo that's MY secret strat. Sam will be so busy setting up his greenscreen for his rant that he will be vulnerable
We had finally entered an era of peace and diplomacy. First Sam tells everyone to exit camp, and now he's telling people to abuse VOIP.
When will Nikita stop Sam's sinful hand?
He's a menace to society
I keep coming back to this video. I think it's one of Sam's best. Whether it's his masterful display of broad-range character acting, the deft use of green screen to simulate real-world sets, or the absolute sigma rat grindset.
Phenomenal.
I bet sam is just devastated when his friends die knowing he has to rummage around in their pockets and steal everything uninsured
correction: everything. Full stop. everything.
Another “Thank you!” followed by Brian screaming is the best thing I’ve heard this whole month
Was just about to comment about that I cried
im rewatching all your tarkov videos and they are seriously so rewatchable . i appreciate you bud
I’m not going to ask if your General Sam 🤣 just going to run away as fast as I can. I ain’t talking the risk to be played like a fiddle, I’m fighting for my life to get this quest done.
Honestly as a long time fan of sam the best policy is kill on i.d
If you know its him drop him.
@@BigBeerus cause he'll drop you for sure
same here and you may wonder why do guy on reserve in garage just stood still and was praying to higher power....so Sam would not notice him
Nah, just tell him, "I do NOT recognize your voice, General Sam." It's the perfect plan. 😎
What are you doing here The iron Armenian
Sam is sending a simple message, whenever you hear somebody even remotely sound like him, aim for the head with no hesitation.
I would do that, even in real life.
The end credits at 20:58 have me absolutely in stitches. These videos are instant classics as always Sam!
"STOP THANKING ME AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE!"
"I'm Sorry!....thank you!"
*Bryan's Angry Scream*
LMAO
Kills me every time 😂
I´ve spent more time watching Sam´s videos about Tarkov than I have played some games I own, maybe it´s time to finally buy it for myself lol
prepare yourself for a world of pain
Nah ....Continue to live biceriously XD
I don’t even have a pc and I feel like I’ve been playing for years
@@ltziggy6470 😂😂
Dude I have been watching tarkov since the NDA lifted in like 2017? I know the maps, quests and stuff but I don't have the game lol
Meanwhile, my experience: " Oh, you're new? Here's an assault rifle and two mags. A spare rig I looted too. I can give this to you and go grab some more valuable stuff. " - That kind of thing has happened like four times now.
We need a General Sam green screen challenge
Am I the best comment sniper?
Woah, Enardo watches general sam? Ngl very unexpected..
that is true
what is a Dani fan doing here
corridor digital should teach us how he did those special effects
If I ever hear Sam's voice... he's dying. I can't risk it around him the guy's a loose cannon XD
i'm late but yeah if i suspect a thing ima say "bye sam" and mag dump.
3:00 no matter how many times I watch it
It looks so real, but also feels like Sam has actually snapped as he snickers to himself as he commits murder 😆
My favorite voip betrayal is me convincing a solo in reserve that I was fighting a dude when in reality it was my duo. He was trying to do bunker and I said I would guide him. Ended up bringing him to my friend and we gunned him down. I felt absolutely filthy.
That's dirtyyy
I’m rewatching this video and your comment reminded me of one raid where me and my buddy were being shot at from fortress on customs and then a dude opens the door in crackhouse amd yells: ”GET INSIDE”. We run inside and he closes the door. Without hesitation I shot him in the back of the head and the last thing he gets to say was, ”I fuckin kne…” and then the voip cuts off.
Almost cried because my friend quilt tripped me the whole day😂
I just wanna say thank you to the Indian guy trying to gain my trust on woods by acting like a tech support scammer, you made my day
"I may have to die a scav, But you have to live a liar" I had to pause to catch my breath. I almost died laughing...
1:30 - Just wanna say, Sam, i'm extremely proud of you for picking the correct pistol AND a good light for it. Absolutely based and Glock pilled.
Is that a G19? What does sam have Hobbit hands? Didn't realize his last name was Gamgee.
@@___meph___4547 I don't know if he said it another time but I am pretty sure I remember him saying he was only getting rid of old surplus guns he doesn't really want
11:44 hahahahaha 😂 he sounds both excited and slightly frustrated because he knows what's about to go down.
It's impressive that Sam cloned himself just so he could shoot himself for this video. That's some real dedication right there. How do we know the one that fired is the real one though?
The Spider-Man Clone Saga has nothing on the Sam Clone Saga
VOIP has made me millions by telling people im friendly with a Makarov, then impact nading them
thats so fucking evil lmao
During the bird call thing, your friend sounded like comedian Steven Wright
This green screen bit is amazing. Really making use of the new space.
Bizzle trying to describe to Sam that his murder wasn't justified and that he was wrong was so wholesome and father like 😂
NO CARL. THAT KILLS PEEEEOPLLLLE
i startetd crying at 18:30 sooo true i was feeling the guys inner conflict xD
God I thought killing someone every time they said you sound like general sam would get old but it got me every time
It's a good policy because it keeps all his other interactions natural, when you're recognized it kinda breaks the immersion. -
I’m willing to bet Sam’s level of treason and untrustworthiness is the reason I’ve been killed my so many “friendlies” this wipe
You really think people are gonna be friendly on a game where you are one bullet away from getting free money
@@Lowgitech enjoy the negative scav karma and the negative things that come with it
@@Lowgitech Backstab everybody until nobody trusts VoIP and it’s only purpose is scavving and shittalk- that’s the Tarkov mindset. Lol fuck this community.
That has to be the greatest Shekel Scheme ad you've made so far.
this one took the top from the socks ad in the minecraft vid is second
That was a flawless "Is that a man riding a shrimp?" reference, absolutely divine humor thank you Brian. 11:52
*R2 NOISES INTENSITY*
Sam has never been more threatening than when was trying to get that dude to kill him holy fuck. "I've got three more mags of this shit."
That's like some Quentin Tarantino type stuff right there!
hahaha "are you gen Sam" - deadman 2022
Plot twist:
General Sam is a sleeper agent trained to instantly kill anybody upon hearing the words "General Sam".
Every time I remember Sam is married with kids I am never any less surprised than the first time
no cap at 16:41 maybe you would choose peace had me dying dead ass cried cause the shit was so funny
all jokes aside, these videos are insane. every one he makes is such high production value. he has really mastered a craft.
It really is so damn good.
You would think that Sam just used a green screen for the intro, but contrary to popular belief Sam actually executed his twin just for our viewing pleasure.
Great choice of background image for the shekelscheme link screen. Never thought “The Guy’s” creations (that anthropomorphic mouse sex doll thing) would come back to haunt me over a decade later.
"you sound like General Sam"
Sam: So.. you have chosen death
I just imagine the guy left at hermetic door for two minutes feeling betrayed and alone.
Brain screaming shut up after she said thank you again killed me.
Nearly brained myself with an 80lb dumbbell at the gym laughing at that ‘through the legs shot’ hahaha
I love how you gathered a small army on the spot to absolutely assault this poor guy
scavengers assemble
JEEZ that intro dude 😂 “your word is shit”
The infuriated bellow of "SHUT UP" at 9:30 cracked me up so bad
We all feared this video when VOIP was announced. Sam doesnt dissapoint.
Excellent trigger discipline in the opener 😂
Since voip dropped i've been too trusting, but lucky haven't been betrayed yet. Thanks Sam for reminding me to always doubt people.
LESSSS GO THATS ME AT 11:05
Didn't shoot him you the homie
That was fuckinnfunny
"Stop thanking me and get out of my house" hahaha Im dead
Been watching since your Chairdolf Sitler days, and I gotta say youve always pretty much had a style of your own, at least in terms of humor, but you've seriously come into your own unique style with these green screen skits. The amount of effort you put into these videos I could never know, but they're quite frankly fantastic. Dont even downplay the quality of content you put out. Please keep working hard and making top-tier vidyas.
You are so cute aleks
Sam's green screen capabilities are limitless now that he has a bigger office and I'm loving it.