2070 Paradigm Shift, a TED talk by Sam Hyde (HD)
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- Опубликовано: 31 янв 2021
- Legendary TED talk by comedian Sam Hyde from Million Dollar Extreme.
This is a fixed version with synced audio and HD quality (except at the end) mainly done for archival and historical purpose.
These were based times, frens. 
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That audience doesn't know how lucky they are to have survived
He can’t keep getting away with it
He must be stopped
Right! Im literally SHAKING right now?!
When Sam did blindfire into the crowd murdering hundreds, it was in self-defense
@@arvidarvidsson3475 chills
"sexualizing young girls, and it's getting to the point where even I have a problem with it" props to the one person that laughed lol
I bet everyone turned around and looked at him lol
@@bradybronson4287 7:43 I'm sure they did. Their laugh sounded like a crows call while flying into the distance.
Word.
It was probably Nick lol
@@bradybronson4287 I thought it was her. But it could have been anyone including mickey mouse.
“Teaching African refugees to program JavaScript” - Sam Hyde
How are we going to get clean drinking water to 2 billion chinese people?
*squats*
I audibly laughed 😂
they do that, atleast this dream was realized
I love how he covered his face laughing
It's funny because it's true. In 2017, Finland was celebrating its 100th year of independence and to commemorate that, the team that was supposed to share the crowdfunded money to different Finnish organizations (veteran organizations etc.), spent 30 000€ to send a "coding-bus" to Africa. They literally went through the most deprived areas of Ghana teaching Africans how to code.
Whoever allowed this to continue to the end gave humanity a great gift
if they could they would, but they shot themselves in the foot by being a "ted TALK", whatever is said is suppose to be different
I mean, it was a Ted ex talk, not a ted talk, so he basically paid for the time.
Ted talks became so ridiculous that even the people in charge didn't know if it's serious or not
Really? This is terrible...
that little Indian guy.. thank you
The laugh after “we’re just gonna kill emmmmmm” gets me every time. Because you can tell he’s thinking “how the fuck am I still on this stage”. He literally could not believe he got as far as he did without someone trying to stop him.
Corona prophet
It was meant to be
And they let him stay for questions.
Of course, who else would be able to get away with it and get away with it?
He just kept getting away with it
Now he's a fighter pilot in Ukraine. He's known as "The Ghost of Kiev".
@Sabizos it wasn't even a good photoshop😆. I'd never heard of sam before or knew what he looked like but i could instantly tell it was botched.
LMFAO
o7
I’m surprised they didn’t make filthy frank there ghost
Zelensky's strongest soldier
the older lady in the front that totally gets the jokes is top tier
Thought the same thing
she would be fun
LMFAO im already dying when he name dropped albert einstein and then broke character so he slapped himself
Favorite username of all time
a passionate childlike innovator who has been all around the gerlobe
The fact Sam Hyde even got here in the first place is a testament to the inhuman tenacity he possesses
Not really he just sent them one email.
And proof to how far bullshit and lies can get you in life.
looks great for 22
@@redmist6630he was 28 lol. Dunno why he said 22
He sent an email saying he was a war photographer in Somalia, and his topic was the "trash ladies of Somalia", Somalian women who are helping take out the trash and cleaning the streets 💀
He's just making fun of these talks for what they are.
Just talks.
I despise TED talks, so pretentious cirkejerks. I remember being forced to watch them in school and we had to copy them when we did our next presentation. Play with hands and arms in a forced unnatural way and all that bullshit which made me refuse, which also gave me worse grades.
The intention behind this talk seems to be to make you question the intention of "talks".
@@husman9439 My school currently does the same thing. I'm annoyed by them too. They also force us to watch CNN everyday.
@@meatballmeatwad5730 sounds horrible. Funny thing is that nobody cares at university on how you speak, at least not as an engineer haha. We were also forced to watch "woke" news.
@@meatballmeatwad5730 Jesus CNN? That's pretty rough. I heard about some schools in the US using PragerU vids in class, which is even more terrifying. Gotta fix the education system.
I love how according to his calculations we only had a few years left to exist yet he's still thinking ahead to 2070. That's love.
Yes- he’s a forward thinking optimist pessimist.
Well they looked at the data
I enjoyed this comment!
That’s a lier that knows we have millions of years left
"We're just gonna kill em!" Silence "We're just gonna kill em!"
Based.
died laughin here
Covid enters the chat.
Don't forget the Gronk spike.
@@ChancellorOfTheSpellchecker do you know any other words
You can see the pain in his eyes. Easily the most inspiring TED talk I've ever seen. The adversity he's overcome is truly palpable.
Truly a man of his age. Revolutionary.
He killed people...
@@DJ-sn2wn Yes, but at what cost? I mean, after all, we're just gonna kill em!
not as much as when fighting on ukrainian contested airspace
When he responded to that girl asking what you should take away from his speech with “nothing it’s a load of crap” was the most profound thing ever said on a Ted talk stage
You can tell he was trying to think of something to say in character then just gave up and just admitted that lmaoooo
Yeah that kind of ruined his performance and that's why he had a very painful face right after that lol
But it was an amazing performance nevertheless
@@djnxfxcxI like his answer, "it's whatever you make of it" I really enjoyed this performance.
The fact that he gave a straight answer because even he was in complete disbelief that he was allowed to talk for 18 minutes is the funniest thing in the world to me.
@@nano7586I don’t think it ruined it at all. In fact I think it’s even funnier that the very next question was “what is the future” followed by a load of useless crap answer.
the worlds toughest crowd
Not really, some of them laughed quite a bit.
That's Dreexel University for ya
Well Ted Talks tend to be populated primarily by smart ass snooty pricks with their noses in the air.
Maybe he isn't funny
@@robbie192 if he werent funny you would be a smart person and we both know thats not true.
This is S tier comedy.
Sigma?
@@humblestman No, ligma
@@ReverendMeat51 sligma
@@ringkite stigma
Shrigma
what I find so fascinating is how he pushes the limits just a little bit then goes back into the nice comfortable corporate speaker rhetoric and then continues and pushes it farther and miraculously he continues this insane rant for over 18 minutes without anybody stopping him
Yeah, one second it's teaching African refugees, then we vear into 9/11, then backs up to a childlike innovator
@@johnmorrell3187 that's how he got away with it
@@THESLlCK one minute its the knockout game white people are gonna get tired meeting it then it's men and women lactating every month
I think everyone knows he's taking the piss and is expecting a twist
he is quite literally edging the organizers, as soon as they're about to call it he calms down a little. sam hyde must be a monster with the women huh
I love how legitimately embarrassed he looks to actually be allowed to sit there during questions
That must have been so surreal for him at the end sitting there
420th like
He was fighting for his life. That was the best part. Him trying to be as ridiculous as possible and the guy after being completly serious but sounding exactly like him was orgasmic. I've been forced to watch many stupid ass ted talks at school and that was such a relif to have them mocked in such a way.
“just a bunch of crap”
Videogames are gonna get more realistic.
ou yeah babyyy
Hell yeah!
Ya
I swear this guy has some supernatural ability to peer into the future because that totally was spot on and unfolded exactly like he said it would!
He is literally a prophet
"Childlike innovator" "We looked at the data" "Studies show" "By my calculations"
These freaks actually say this unironically while huffing their own farts
Sam hyde is a living legend
you forgot the exercise of:"I want everybody to close their eyes let's do a little experiment."
Referencing a study makes you a freak?
@@yellowtitan604010 months later and we still have no idea
The fact Sam Hyde got a Ted talk and got through the whole thing just goes to show anyone can get up there and say whatever the fuck they want 😂
Except Graham Hancock
Anyone can do Ted X talk if they pay.
Yeah because it's Ted *X,* which is seperate from Ted-Ed and has no standards for speakers.
@@iz2333 both have no standards Lmfao they allowed a woman to try and normalise pedophilia for crying out loud hahahaha
Ted X*
The fact that they let him stay on stage
Everyone important was too busy laughing to care
They were paralyzed by fear
They didn't want to force him into a self defense situation.
I’m convinced his script is a Mad-libs he filled out
everything in his life is this
Omfg
It sort of is, it was written by him, a couple of his friends, and a bunch of fans. It's like a potpourri of comedy and it's beautiful
This feels like if Sam Hyde was a guest on impractical jokers
I need this
Nah this is much funnier than anything those morons could come up with. I'd like to see Sam's face if he ever heard someone comparing him to Impractical Jokers.
@@Chapterhouse86 i think this is genuinely the first time I've seen someone hate on them. I haven't watched their show in like 8 years, but I remember it was hilarious when it first came out.
@@Chapterhouse86 I don't recall if it was Nick or Sam but I remember one of them saying that they liked IJ when asked about it.
the fact that he has to keep trying not to laugh at his own brilliance is the icing on the cake
Gives me joji vibes
@@nano7586 please never compare joji to Sam every again
@@kevg1060 Lololo
lolololol@@nano7586
@@kevg1060 okay virgin
I've been all around the grrrlobe, globe
"...globe."
Epic quote.
WE LOOKED AT DA DATA
“Sodastream will do for soda what 3d printing did for assault rifles”
"State enforced homosexuality"
"You ever had sea farmed cheesy baked potatoes!?"
"Trash economy...its a gold rush"
-Sam Hyde.
“State enforced homosexuality, Facebook has your birth certificate” accurate
Where do you live that the government forces you to be gay? Why did you give Facebook your birth certificate? Nothing about either of those statements is accurate to anyone I know.
@@christianmccollum5157 take a joke
@@christianmccollum5157 NPC confirmed
@@mrskinszszs Amazing. Absolutely brilliant comment. I am sure it took an immense amount of intellect to craft, and only your unique courage and individuality allowed you to post it. Truly your peak of individual thinking. Posting a stale regurgitated meme instead of a thought of your own really asserts how unique you are so congratulations. I almost expect you to say something as profound as "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee." Based on your mental talent.
Now what else do you have to to bestow on us?
@@christianmccollum5157 dude for all of your intellectual posturing, keep in mind you wasted over a paragraph of typing over 2 words.
“Great ideas don’t come in all shapes and sizes…9/11-“
Now this guy knows what he's talking about.
Ha i love magic man and sam hyde wassup brother in retardation
Oh froggy
Best quote from it “walk with me” -Sam Hyde
Best quote was actually "sea cheesy potatoes that blew your socks off"
Nope. Best quotes was the part about Israel being gone and: It's called the knockout game. And eventually white people are gonna get tired of playing it.
video games are gonna get more realistic
"You're not gonna like that one. NO ONE is gonna like that one"
Still love to come back to this video truly the man was ahead of his time
Talking about it like it happened 40 years ago
@@alaskawashere7037 8 Years ago on RUclips is a long ass time fuck you mean bruh? This person just ripped it and reuploaded it (ruclips.net/video/SmicRDpS5Gk/видео.html) from october 2013
@@alaskawashere7037 I'm sure this video came out close to a decade ago
@@alaskawashere7037 it was at least 8 years.
"close your eyes"
"now look"
I can never hear someone say “we looked at the data” and not chuckle.
13:47 the silence and repeated punchline made this 100000x funnier than if the audience laughed on the first try
For me it's the random softball pitch he does twice lol
How the fuck does he do this....its amazing that he can marinate in that steamy uncomfortable vibe like a 5 star lobster dinner
His introduction is so much more hilarious when you rewatch it.
Him running up exhausted made me immediately laugh
Especially when you watch his video explaining how he got on there
First time I watched this he made me realize that I was working, not living. R.I.P. Mr. Hyde, he truly was a hero to me and many others.
What
@@ThinkerOfThoughtshe was killed by Wagner mercenaries in Pripyat, a true hero fighting for freedom
I didn’t even know he was sick
Ghost of Kyiv RIP Samuyil Hydé
He was an hero?
Props to that old lady in the front she was loving this shit. We hear basically no laughing at the killing old people line but she's cracking up.
So this is what the famed 'Ghost of Kyiv,' did before the war?
He has always been a bright, young man.
Yes. Samiyul Hydikov was a motivational speaker before he shot down 39 Russian planes on his own.
“Worlds. Worlds, world.”
“im gonna start with a parable, a story if you will”
We looked at the data
What we found shocked us
His smirk when he says it the 2nd time
Lmaoooo I can't bro
Every time I watch this I notice a new joke.
the whole thing is a joke...
“I’m going to be picking on you”
As he point to the only black guy in the audience
I thought he was pointing at the boomer
Based.
Awe true to Ceasar
"We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die."
- Legate Lanius
Solid reference
@Oliver Swanick [what lottery ?]
[I don't have time for this]
[Charisma 6/10] [ceasar commands your death and the legion obeys !]
the most frightening part about this was that despite being satire he ended up being mostly correct
Now you’ve met Sam Hyde, prophet
'Not an Ivy league school, a second choice school', -Throwing shade on Drexel?
Keen observation…
makes sense
@@vladislavno xD lol
It is right next to Penn
Drexel is a 4th choice bro
My life is like 23% better overall because I've watched this!
That kind of makes me your therapist... where's my money?
@@hyperTorless Cheque is in the mail.
You can see him breaking down, he knew what he was going to go on to do after that speech… what a monster 😞
..What do you mean?
@@sheepsong5681 I am 85% certain he read the fake news reports.
@@sheepsong5681 Btw, be careful; ever since the alliance between the time traveling demon Sam Hyde and Adam "Race" Warski, it's very likely they may kill more people than just the ones they killed together in Hasbro.
He became a multiple mass shooter. I think the stress of presenting to an audience here just broke him, it's tragic
@@ReverendMeat51 I really hope you are joking.
Giving out iPads with Elon musk in Uganda
Rwanda
@@packerman1203 same shit
@@WarningBFG-isHiring Ah, pardon me, but it seems there might be a smidgen of confusion brewing in the air. Allow me to elucidate, if I may, on the rather pertinent fact that Uganda and Rwanda, despite any perceived similarities one might hastily conclude, are indeed distinct entities deserving of their own individual recognition. You see, Uganda, with its expansive landscapes and diverse ecosystems, presents a veritable smorgasbord of natural wonders that would simply be remiss to overlook. From the majestic Rwenzori Mountains to the tranquil waters of Lake Victoria, Uganda's offerings are as varied as they are awe-inspiring. And let us not forget the captivating array of wildlife that calls this land home - elephants, lions, and an abundance of bird species, to name but a few. Quite the impressive ensemble, if I do say so myself. Meanwhile, Rwanda, often affectionately referred to as the "Land of a Thousand Hills," paints a picture of tranquility with its undulating landscapes and verdant valleys. But do not be deceived by its diminutive size, for Rwanda's charm lies not in its scale, but in its profound beauty and rich history. The Volcanoes National Park, home to the iconic mountain gorillas, stands as a testament to Rwanda's commitment to conservation and environmental stewardship. And let us not forget the poignant chapter of Rwanda's past - the tragic genocide of 1994 - a somber reminder of the nation's resilience and unwavering spirit in the face of adversity. So, you see, while Uganda and Rwanda may share a border and a certain geographical proximity, they are as different as night and day, each possessing its own unique allure and character. It is, erm, quite imperative, if I may be so bold, to refrain from lumping these two remarkable nations into the same category, for to do so would be to overlook the myriad intricacies and nuances that make them truly exceptional in their own right.
How right he was........
Scary that this was done as a joke
loved your paintings bud
I know right, I found out a couple months ago I'm one of the 3%, already got myself 2 state-sponsored lactation therapists in preparation
Based Superchatter
We're in the presence of a true prophet
Very...
I'm gonna tell my kids this was the Emancipation Proclamation
It's hilarious that he largely constructed a Ted talk that consists of a pastiche of Ted talk tropes
pretty sure thats the joke
@@ThePainkiller9995 or is it?
this wine is aging better for each year.
I just figured out he’s dressed like one of the mythic dawn assassins in Oblivion
Gagagag
"We've got 7 billion people in the world, and according to UN projections it's gonna go up to 50 billion!"
Nobody understands how absolutely legendary this is…
shut up yes we do you're not special
@@Yambag @gettun my mama always said I was special, and this was even confirmed by doctors, sooo...
Well I think some people do if they dont god bless em
@DD-zh4byJust like the smooth & bold flavor of Dulcìno’s condensed tobacco paperless cigarettes
"walk with me" is fucking GOLD
so far nothing he's predicted is false
Well so far he's only right about the gas prices
@@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq3216 video games are going to get more realistic.
Yeah I'm on my way to get milked
@@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq3216Most of it did happen now lol
@@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq3216 He says $10 a gallon. The highest it's been in the last four years is $5 ?
I'm just discovering this guy. This shit right here is pure comedic genius. Every fucking line is pure gold
I'd recommend his skits Soldier in Occupied Paris, paranoid roommate, walking around college acting woke (I think Yale), Chinese massage parlor, cos play presentation and Jaihoo. He has a few other stand ups like this, the one on Skittles is particularly great.
“You caught me, I’m unprepared.”
“This is some pretty deep stuff.”
Some one said this was avant- grade when I watched about a year ago. I can now agree. Couldn’t stop laughing yet the points he touched on (in an extremely meta way) was amazing. Really got me thinking, thanks algorithm for making this rail of Jreg then this video to end my binge of watching RUclips. Couldn’t have asked for anything better.
“Man we are so screwed”
“BYEEE BYE BYEEEEE!!!!”
“What do we take from you presentation?”
“I don’t know man, just a bunch of crap.”
~Next question~
Literally shows that he doesn’t know while trying to convince the audience he knows.
yeah noticed this too
OMG another Jreg fan, fancy meeting you here
"The countries who explore have the highest standard of living" no dumbass, the countries who have a high standard of living have the resources to explore.
“Walk with me.”
_walks backwards_
Daaaamn… that “we’re just gonna kill em” joke BOMBED HARRRD 😅
Then he tried it again in case they missed it 😅
The joke is for us watching at home, and it got a thunderous laugh from us watching. The audience there in person is basically sam's straight man for his routine.
“Racial tension . . . A new- ah skip that one.” Bruh
"Trash economy- you use cubes of trash as money. It's a gold rush. Everyone gets rich"
We need to teach more African children Java script
"And that young man....was Albert Einstein"...
absolutely insane
Did this ever get uploaded to an official TedX channel? I know they would definitely have deleted it, I just want to know if they were dumb enough to post it.
Same
i believe i originally saw it on tedx channel before I knew who sam hyde was. they must have removed it. it was hilarious and confusing
Yes it did. It use to have close to a million or more views. They have nuked it from YT for the most part.
@@CapoKies what were the comments like
The only TEDx talk I not only enjoyed, but highly recommend.
12:25 Funny how "Gas $10 a gallon" sounded still sounded so absurd a few years ago
Prophet
Thanks, Joe Biden, for making us poor to show the importance of buying a 70k electric car powered by the green energy known as electricity generated by coal. He's saving all of us!
the little tantrum he throws after saying that kills me
The highest it's been recently is 5 dollars a gallon two years ago. What are you on about?
@@planetofthegapesdepends where you are. Paid over 9$ a gallon a couple years ago outside LA.
4:42 the way he covers his smile. Absolute perfection.
Love how he does that with the paper over and over
Hahaha
The random “video games are gonna be more realistic” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Welookedatthedata”
My name is Sam Hyde and I am a motivational speaker I am 36 years old. I am thrice divorced. And I live in a van down by the river.
I love this guy!!!! He's a big picture man. Absolutely the best TED Talk ever.
4:45 he had to stop himself from laughing. Sam has more self control than anyone on the planet.
What did that audience member say back to Sam about inspiring
“Fix it, NOW” they don’t know how lucky they were it wasn’t a self defense situation
He can't keep getting away with it.
listening to this on 9/11, sometimes great ideas are actually horrible ideas
Reminds me of that tragedy...
Is your name from the book Young Torless
Dude whenever he stops himself from laughing is when i start
2022 and we are far ahead on some of those 2070 predictions, good job
Video games got more realistic :)
Gay men are now lactating and giving birth…
"State enforced homosexuality..." Boy did he call it?!
he called it im gay now and it was definitely the government's fault
Probably the greatest TED talk ever
Definitely, not probably.
The Al Qaeda joke was the most based one and ahead of its time
Based pfp
@@the4thindustrialrevolution225 thank you!
Your avatar is the best thing I have ever seen.
@@KaiTakApproach thank you very much
This guy doesn't have a pfp for me. What was it? Must of got removed I guess, was it anime tiddy?
His QX80 was totaled, sadly, in his drive back to the LaQuinta Inn. Be careful when renting automobiles. I have buried 13 homeless men in the greater Portland area.
He....got....a....round....of....APPLAUSE!!!! I'm fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣 It got so cringe-inducing at some points I felt uncomfortable continuing the video. What incredible balls of steel this man has. And then at the end he answers the girl with "It's just a bunch of crap".... dude is my new hero.
you could tell he wanted to talk shit about ted talks in his answer but he abstained
I miss this era of the internet
I find myself coming back to this month after month
Solutions are not the answer.
That old white woman in the front has a great sense of humor.
I'm gonna tell my kids this was Joe Biden
" History shows that the countries that explore, have a higher standard of living. When you go back to China, Portugal , Spain.... "
I come back to this video every year
this shit is absolutely hysterical
This is the best thing that ever happened to humanity. Taking the piss out of TedX and making fun of the “high thinkers” needs to happen more often these days. I’m pretty sure Sam would have got arrested (or worse) if he did this today.
this is really inspiring.