I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear ren
" My religion is the only one that says that suicide is cool and honorable..." Me: *is concerned that Sam is gonna kill himself because he thinks it's cool and honorable* Also Me: *realizes I have nothing to worry about because Sam would never do something cool or honorable*
There is that one meme of a guy flicking rats like he’s literally a rat lord. I wanna see Sam as a scav boss but his henchmen are literally rats he throws at people, which when they make contact will infect the player with HPV and slowly kill them (ya know, out of spite). If it doesn’t happen, my dog gets it.
@@zebobthesecond8112 as a fairly new father I don't think its out of the question that this wealthy man wouldnt buy some real firearms to protect his family
It says a lot about a creator when you come to expect a degree of quality with their videos, and you, sir, you always seem to one-up the last with funnier bits, tighter comedic timing , and an overall style and pace that’s just class craft, man. Your videos are wholly underrated.
These green screen bits are getting better and better Papa Sam, I didn’t like the one where you were role playing as Aqua and kicked that disabled Lithuanian child.
Always fun going from watching Shroud play this game where he wipes out half the map, to Sam where he gets at most 2 scav kills and misses nearly every shot he takes.
I am stockpiling RatCola in the event it gets discontinued. As a shrewd business man, I will become Tarkov’s sole RatCola provider. That’s supply and command for ya.
Having gotten into the game VERY recently because of binging his videos… I’ve already been fucked by so many exit campers and I’m so happy to see that hahha
I'm sure he's used it to make some funny home videos with his family. Like maybe he put one of his daughters in front of the screen and super imposed her stomping through a city like Godzilla.
"There are no chads" . Yeah? Me and four friends were assassinated by Lvndmark yesterday. One by one. That psychopath brought us down. No emotion on his face. The level 44 gamer didn't even loot most of us... We are squashed beneath the chad. But in the end, when he's dead and decaying on the ground. That's when we will strike. The rats will always win.
I love how you do your lighting for the beginning skit. The colors and lighting went well with your cropped background. Great production work Sam and friends.
@@mrpassthebong3213 I bought the game a little while ago and did that for the first time the other day. I felt like the wise wizard of the woods, a master hunter. Then he shot me in the face with a shotgun.
@@Fertro lmfao. A buddy and I have used it twice now to track down someone and kill them. Pretty cool. I havent used it and then died to the person yet. 😂
(for those who don't know, DNR means "Do Not Resuscitate". When old people just want to be allowed to die when they start dying, they get a DNR, and it becomes illegal to try to save their lives, you just have to sit there and watch them die. )
The timestamp that is "poobs date" is basically every podcast summed up into 3 minutes for anyone curious and haven't seen any episodes of the podcast yet
It's disconcerting the mixture of emotions I felt during that dad pep talk, the fact that I found it actually uplifting was incredibly depressing. Also, god tier greenscreen game Sam.
I just wanna take a moment and appreciate how much effort you put into green screen. Especially making sure the light is correct. That scene with the fire for example *chef kiss* anyway. To Rat, or not to Rat. there is no question.
17:16 That Lapua Magnum AP ammo is probably the rarest bullet in the game, each shot pens all armor and is a 1 hit kill. Each individual bullet usually sells for about 100K+ on flea.
Which is annoying because how flea market taxes work with bullets means if you charge more then about 10 thousand rubles per bullet it literally makes zero difference you make the exact same profit at 10 thousand a round as you do 100 thousand a round
I've watched the intro at least a dozen times already. It's just...it's fucking majestic, frankly. I thought Sam's intros were ahead of the game back in the early 123 days, but now he and Bizzle just own the whole game. Bravo, dudes.
Sam, genuinely, honestly. Your idea about spending time with a viewer and acting all dad-like, giving them pointers and pick-me-ups and whatnot, could be a moneymaker. You absolutely have the personality for it, and I am absolutely positive people would pay for small sessions to just spend time with you acting and being yourself.
I love how exfilcamper makes cameo's in random rust and tarkov videos in videos with millions of views and everyone loves him, but he has like 10 videos and 26k subs. Still a household name in 2 survival pvp games.
8:30 I literally watched this after getting home from being out all day, my car had caught fire on the highway. I finally make it back home and Papa rabbi is telling me I'm doing a good job. Even though this is old, the timing couldn't be better.. Thanks dude.
I started crying when poob talked about the small amount of milk at the bottom of the glass as a treat on the date. Couldn’t quite contain myself with uncontrollable laughter ;)
My god, this is the fastest I've ever been on a video, bitch said 11s. I ain't complaining though, glad to see another fantastically hilarious video from Sam.
Seeing Sam green screen him in Tarkov. Just makes me want a "Rat Trader" in the game. Can finally sell cheese and that milk for $$$ to a trader that appreciates it.
@@brandonclarke274 You know... Maybe because of him wiggling and yelling at you to hold your fire in a such calm Voice, that you literally cannot think that he would shoot you in the back ^^
@@DutchStylZ He uses a radar sometimes. No doubt. Anyone can use a radar without getting caught, unless something changed recently with eft, packets can be intercepted from another computer on the network or via VM so anticheat will never have a chance to detect it. Even having a radar for one second in a game would make a world of difference. He obviously doesnt use it nonstop but even a little bit makes a yuge world of difference. That's not to say he's not an incredibly skilled gamer pogchampion with speed jaw. Look at the best like hyperrat or smithy or even pestily, they play completely different from Landmark for a reason. Also any cheat can be programmed to appear on screen but not on OBS. Theres just no reason to use aimbot in Tarkov unless youre all thumbs as location is what matters most, play all day every day and youll be good at clicking on stuff
I can't explain how much I love you green screening yourself into Tarkov.
It's honestly its own art form.
It’s not green screen, he’s there
Shits amazing!!!!
The man knows his lighting
That's just vr
They thought they could patch you out of existence. You merely adapted.
" It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent.
It is the one that is most adabtable to change" - Charles Darwin
I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear ren
Funny seeing you here Reno.
@@AxxLAfriku the dissers ur videos suck
You merely adopted the rat. I was spawned in it. Moulded by it. I didn't see kappa until I was a chad.
I was crying so hard watching him manually reload the 20 round SKS mag, I can’t do this anymore.
30 FUCKING SECONDS
and dying after firing like 4 shots. god is dead, and we killed him with boredom.
i do that with 35 round mags because it levels up your assault rifles skill super fast
Bro after ten rounds I was like, okay he’s done right??
Those things are dirt cheap too, like 2000 roubles worth of USD
This dude's greenscreens are so great lol. It would be terrifying to look behind and see Sam hiding in a pipe.
Who says he isn’t?
Was going to come comment the same thing xD hes gotten so good over the years
Its actually simple masking
true
*stuck in a pipe. Parasocial.
That’s no green screen: Sam made so much money betting on John McAfee’s staged suicide that he bought a holodeck.
Remember, Sam is on the list
Sam staged it.
@@bpdqbpdq lol
That's no holodeck. He just made a death sport somewhere in Russia based of escape from tarkov and used the map as the setting.
He made the money from buying and hodling $Whackd
" My religion is the only one that says that suicide is cool and honorable..."
Me: *is concerned that Sam is gonna kill himself because he thinks it's cool and honorable*
Also Me: *realizes I have nothing to worry about because Sam would never do something cool or honorable*
The wheeze at 23:31 my reaction to this comment
kek
well ich fuck honorar
Suicide is bad ass
It takes balls to suicide, we have nothing to worry!
"you know when a rat strikes?
It's when their enemy is already dead."
hahaha
I laughed HARD at Sam reloading his gun bullet by bullet for like 3h straight.
Then instantly getting pushed and dying when its finally done, Tarkov af
yeah i was crying how long it went on
With the SKS if you dont kill them with those 20 rounds its less painful to die than it is to reload it lol
That was just classic Tarkov
People are always such idiots about it, just cancel the reload like halfway through if your in a fight, especially with a 20 rounder
That "poob's date" section is easily one of the funniest things I've ever seen, and it's funniness is amplified by the w h e e z e
I love the genuine "Thank you" he gave his wife. You can hardly hear the hatred between them.
Masked beyond recognition/detectability
It's hard to feel resentful at the same woman who've gave you blowjob a few times before, as quoted by Sam himself
Edit: Typo
Hatred?
@@mattstiles8210 a joke
It's Sam's rat world, we just belly crawl through it..
And now Sam's demanding rent.
Joke’s on Sam when he goes to his P.O. box and finds 6 corrugated hoses waiting for him…
uh oh
Sam's decent into prop comedy has been enlightening to watch
Hes been learning from Poob
Descent is the word you're looking for, Sam is getting more than decent at this shit lmao
the word you are looking for is descent. you are saying decent, as in "this dude is pretty decent"
Excuse me the Word you should have typed, is descent not decent, the Word decent is completely different "My duude"
he really is improving with it
Honestly the best V-tuber, so original. Who would make a fat middle aged man as their character.
A genius of course
Depending on Sams eating habits, he could be more than half way.
What's a V tuber bro
@@j4y167 it's what happens when you put an air gun hooked up to an air compressor down the end of ya knob 🤔
I love itttt, its so body positive!
"You can put a little bit of milk at the bottom as a treat".
Sam: *Lethal Tea Kettle Noises*
The way general Sam leads his rats is basically like a scav boss at this point
There is that one meme of a guy flicking rats like he’s literally a rat lord.
I wanna see Sam as a scav boss but his henchmen are literally rats he throws at people, which when they make contact will infect the player with HPV and slowly kill them (ya know, out of spite). If it doesn’t happen, my dog gets it.
He's also the camera crew.
"It SOUNDS like someone is being quiet down here." I love it Sam.
The "Poobs Date" segment almost made me cry
check his ADAR ^^ rofl
In Floridian, I guess "I'm getting rid of all my guns" means "new Glock, shotgun, and hunting rifle"
it means moving them from the floor to out of reach so the infant dont start blasting
@@sednabold859 I think he only had an FN hammerless and a Carcano a little while ago, the podcast Patreon must have a defense budget
May be fakes, as guns are pretty pricey. Wouldn’t doubt Sam would put in the money to invest in some props or something
@@zebobthesecond8112 as a fairly new father I don't think its out of the question that this wealthy man wouldnt buy some real firearms to protect his family
@@j4y167 indeed. Florida's minority population is on the rise.
It says a lot about a creator when you come to expect a degree of quality with their videos, and you, sir, you always seem to one-up the last with funnier bits, tighter comedic timing , and an overall style and pace that’s just class craft, man. Your videos are wholly underrated.
At least it's not underaged. Like Poobs' basement girls.
“Get out there and *CLICK be somebody”
Brought a tear to my goddamn eye.
These green screen bits are getting better and better Papa Sam, I didn’t like the one where you were role playing as Aqua and kicked that disabled Lithuanian child.
So you dont wanna play kick the baby?....i sure hope you are old enough to know south park?
I did.
No no you've got it all wrong
That was just found footage of Aqua from yesterday
That reasoning with the out rat is fucking genius "if your saying I'm responsible for that death then I just committed suicide and I'm fine with that"
*Rat Tactics*
To see sam get recognition from Nikita by having his own in game cola warms my heart. Sam I love how far you've come from those sub rosa days
It should give you +2 attention lvls and focus
I feel like general sam's lighting is underappreciated. He's even got the light source color and direction down for when he green screens. Excellence.
I noticed that when he'd greenscreened himself into that room with the window when he had the rilfe; pro greenscreen times
god tier editing
Yeah I notice that too, I love his editing, true rat editor
He’s gotten good at minimizing the size of his giant ass head
some would say he's a pedophile for cinematography
Sam: *talking about killing himself*
Me: *Immediately gets a mid roll ad about Health Insurance*
He knew there was going to be an exit camper too, his chat and his own negligence got him killed
@Complex never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
Hahahaha totally didn’t think those exist then I remembered I just live in Canada.
Always fun going from watching Shroud play this game where he wipes out half the map, to Sam where he gets at most 2 scav kills and misses nearly every shot he takes.
These edits are gettin wacky...love it
He's goin back to the crazyness.
Same bro, if Sam does it, he does it right.
So I just found an item called "RatCola" it literally says "Limited edition RatCola of the General Sam brand". You have you're own in-game item now
Truly, Sam has ascended
It gives you everything a rat needs 😂😂😂 energy and hydration 😉
I will be collecting them and bringing them with me when me and my buddies go extract camping to flex on someone even in death.
I am stockpiling RatCola in the event it gets discontinued. As a shrewd business man, I will become Tarkov’s sole RatCola provider. That’s supply and command for ya.
@@1X2Y3Zk Good job on copying a joke hes already used! Your pretty cool
His wheezing when talking about Poob’s date was on level with the cards against humanity video
I love how the most genuine, contagious laugh I've ever heard from Sam was over vaguely poor treatment of a female dinner guest 🤣
His four pack a day habit is finally catching up to him
@@JC-hf7zt man I subbed for the laughs, I stayed for the wheeze 😂
"I regret making an exit camp video" *FINALLY*
Having gotten into the game VERY recently because of binging his videos… I’ve already been fucked by so many exit campers and I’m so happy to see that hahha
What goes around, comes around lel
@@Exalarike just dont use d2😭😭😭
0:19 everybody knows
I'm going to find you
I hate that this happened
It feels… weird without Sam holding a mic on every greenscreen
It does but I'm here for it
@@honzothesloth8075 Same bro
Sam is having more fun messing around with the greenscreen than he does with his own kids.
I'm sure he's used it to make some funny home videos with his family. Like maybe he put one of his daughters in front of the screen and super imposed her stomping through a city like Godzilla.
he does WHAT with his kids?
He can green scene himself to places where his kids aren’t.
"What are you doing stepdaddy?"
They probably don't like him
0:21 "I'm in the thick of it" 🗣🔥🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥🗣🔥
"There are no chads" . Yeah? Me and four friends were assassinated by Lvndmark yesterday. One by one. That psychopath brought us down. No emotion on his face. The level 44 gamer didn't even loot most of us... We are squashed beneath the chad. But in the end, when he's dead and decaying on the ground. That's when we will strike. The rats will always win.
on customs?
THE RATS SHALL STAND TALL AFTER ALL!
@@cold6006 lvndmark is a chad irl too lol
@@cold6006 you obviously dont know who theyre talking about
@@cold6006 he is the sexiest man alive no joke
"what would i need a wool blanket for"
*instantly uses blanket*
MuscleBust was 5 steps ahead of Sam
I love how you do your lighting for the beginning skit. The colors and lighting went well with your cropped background. Great production work Sam and friends.
23:00 "Poob's date" segment had me crying
22:00 "Belly pumping" had me rolling :D
6:00 The father of Rats, slain by one of his own. Truly, Tarkov is a cruel world
it's a rat eat rat world out there
This is the first ever video i ever seen of this guy... and i'm here dying laughing. Thanks for this
Dude, buckle up... His podcasts are great too.
nearly all his shits good. check out his old stuff if you havent as well.
You can tell it’s going to be a good vid when Sam starts the video with “so anyways tarkov wiped”
man imagine if you really could track people's footprints like that.
give it 5 years
you can follow blood trails if the enemy is bleeding and doesn't bandage it up.
@@mrpassthebong3213 I bought the game a little while ago and did that for the first time the other day. I felt like the wise wizard of the woods, a master hunter.
Then he shot me in the face with a shotgun.
@@Fertro XD
@@Fertro lmfao. A buddy and I have used it twice now to track down someone and kill them. Pretty cool. I havent used it and then died to the person yet. 😂
0:20 He's in the thick of it.
Everybody knows.
11:36 The accidental comedic genius of this scene is just amazing.
Sam being out of breath after crawling a few inches for some food is the body I aspire to have.
That Zaxby’s father and son sit down was wholesome in the most toxic way possible 😂😂
I can tell sam is a happy father based on the DNR bracelet he wears.
The man's seed only produces daughters and his wife does the grilling...I'd wear one too if I had that life.
(for those who don't know, DNR means "Do Not Resuscitate". When old people just want to be allowed to die when they start dying, they get a DNR, and it becomes illegal to try to save their lives, you just have to sit there and watch them die. )
@@hedgeearthridge6807 fuck that's hot
@@hedgeearthridge6807 that’s epic
@@hedgeearthridge6807 that's rad
I like how the kolpak krew are like stormtroopers in combat and just stand in the open shooting.
Seeing Sam getting out ratted was basically the epitome of irony.
Yeah
Such a good vid LUL
yeah
Yeah
moist
livestream gang
"I live in Florida..." suddenly the mind of Sam makes more sense
:v im not a US citizen so i really dont know what wrong about Florida tho?
@@annguyenlehoang7779 look up Florida Man on Google. Shit's insane.
@@annguyenlehoang7779 we are all pretty crazy here
@@cremm2288 when u ever move out of Florida the curse is lifted. Shit is weird
Sam's definitely one of the goats of gaming yt vids.
And his podcast is funny as shit too.
I want to see the “behind the scenes” of all this greenscreen gags
check his onlyfans
wym green screen?
I have a feeling we'll see Sam's corrugated hose and gym bag if his shorts get any higher.
how come no one commented on this...
I've found a can of Rat cola and it has become my most prized possesion
23:33 is the most legitimate laugh I think I’ve ever seen Poob get out of Sam
Definitely, its one of the funniest things ive ever heard on one of Sams videos, I was crying
Funniest moment ive seen
The timestamp that is "poobs date" is basically every podcast summed up into 3 minutes for anyone curious and haven't seen any episodes of the podcast yet
shit man i guess i fucking have a shit ton of father issues because i started tearing up when he said "I'm proud of you champ"
I love his editing where he puts himself in the enviorment of tarkov
sam loading a Glock is one of the most cinematic things ever
man i wish general sam still made tarkov content.
It's disconcerting the mixture of emotions I felt during that dad pep talk, the fact that I found it actually uplifting was incredibly depressing. Also, god tier greenscreen game Sam.
I just wanna take a moment and appreciate how much effort you put into green screen. Especially making sure the light is correct. That scene with the fire for example
*chef kiss* anyway. To Rat, or not to Rat. there is no question.
3:03 " Nope! I heard that shit!" lmfao, had me tearing up it was so funny.
Unironically your editing and production value is actually really good
Sam already never leaves the house.
He now places a blanket over his window to keep out the sunlight.
I think we all know where this is going...
#RatLife
I silently belly laughed so hard at the milk conversation that i shook the bed enough to wake my S/O up.
this intro was on a whole different level of quality. you can feel the rat power
17:16 That Lapua Magnum AP ammo is probably the rarest bullet in the game, each shot pens all armor and is a 1 hit kill. Each individual bullet usually sells for about 100K+ on flea.
I watched as he evaluated what he was looking at for like 2 seconds and calmly sell 3 FIR AP .338s for a mere 4000 roubles.....
I found a stack of 5 on my first day. Made my balls tingle.
Which is annoying because how flea market taxes work with bullets means if you charge more then about 10 thousand rubles per bullet it literally makes zero difference you make the exact same profit at 10 thousand a round as you do 100 thousand a round
They are currently 5k a round on the flea
@@mfnoby1044 yea, theres no demand for them at the moment
I've watched the intro at least a dozen times already. It's just...it's fucking majestic, frankly. I thought Sam's intros were ahead of the game back in the early 123 days, but now he and Bizzle just own the whole game. Bravo, dudes.
Haha yea tell me nice things like my dad
“I’m proud of you champ”
*proceeds to bawl my eyes out*
i started to cry too. its just what i needed to hear. mainly about getting up when stuff is so shit
"Put a little milk at the bottom as a treat" Holy shit hahahahahahahahaha
"You can put a little bit of milk at the bottom of it as a treat" I haven't laughed that hard in a minute
Let's give the man props for matching his lighting to the in game backgrounds.
Sam, genuinely, honestly. Your idea about spending time with a viewer and acting all dad-like, giving them pointers and pick-me-ups and whatnot, could be a moneymaker. You absolutely have the personality for it, and I am absolutely positive people would pay for small sessions to just spend time with you acting and being yourself.
I love how exfilcamper makes cameo's in random rust and tarkov videos in videos with millions of views and everyone loves him, but he has like 10 videos and 26k subs. Still a household name in 2 survival pvp games.
8:20 I lowkey needed that. Thanks dad
"We're all poor"- not even 4 days in and i've already been clapped by hk giga chads bhopping across maps at break neck speeds LUL.
yeah its fucking disgusting
Wasnt me 👀
It's getting rough, I'm considering just going in with my suicide nades for the greater good.
Dont worry, nothing camping with a RFB with m61 can fix
I died to a guy with an Altyn on the third day of the wipe
The "thick of it" you say 0:20
What you have no sense of humor? he was so serious yo
casually reloads magazine of his actual glock
best part actually
i love that he pointed it right at us too, ITS GOOD TO FEEL ALIVE
"BLINDED YA"
Based Firearm Owner
The zoomed reaction of Sam getting jump scared and laughing it off is priceless
Petition to make sam a scav boss on every map at certain times with his rats
A group of 8 scavs following one scav with community voted loadouts. Specifically the most loathsome.
Every time I see exfil camper waiting in a lobby my heart rate spikes in sheer awe and fear of the possible horrors that man can rain down on me
4:07 is an actual conversation Cosby’s lawyers had last week
8:30 I literally watched this after getting home from being out all day, my car had caught fire on the highway. I finally make it back home and Papa rabbi is telling me I'm doing a good job.
Even though this is old, the timing couldn't be better.. Thanks dude.
The start just proves that not only is Sam an expert at editing and green screen usage…. He’s also armed
armed and possibly dangerous
I started crying when poob talked about the small amount of milk at the bottom of the glass as a treat on the date. Couldn’t quite contain myself with uncontrollable laughter ;)
Poob: "You can put a little bit a milk at the bottom of it as a treat"
Sam: "DEAFENING WHEEZE"
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
My god, this is the fastest I've ever been on a video, bitch said 11s. I ain't complaining though, glad to see another fantastically hilarious video from Sam.
My current time is 2 seconds. Shooting for 1
Heyyy that's pretty good
I think Poob is underrated, dude is hilarious making Sam laugh most of the time.
I love your greenscreen edits.
Seeing Sam green screen him in Tarkov. Just makes me want a "Rat Trader" in the game. Can finally sell cheese and that milk for $$$ to a trader that appreciates it.
he would probably shoot you in the head as soon as you turn around and steal all of your belongings
^^
@@Sionisos A true rat move, How could I not see it?!
@@brandonclarke274 You know... Maybe because of him wiggling and yelling at you to hold your fire in a such calm Voice, that you literally cannot think that he would shoot you in the back ^^
So pumped for the this second mysterious wubby episode he’s talking about. the first one they did was great
He was linking the same one ya dunce
@@frostyalaska6371 and circle meets the square
"You can add a little bit of milk in the bottom AS A TREAT"
If i could subscribe to this multiple times, i would lol
i really needed that poob's date section, haven't laughed that hard in a while
thanks
"There are no Chads"
*looks at Lvndmark running Altyn on day 2* Riiight
LVNDMARK is a myth, merely a boogeyman placed in our minds to make us fear every gravel crunching sound under boot.
He's not real.... 👀
@Addmix eh, no he doesnt, silent aim is super blatant if you screenshare it (streaming wise for example )
@@DutchStylZ He uses a radar sometimes. No doubt. Anyone can use a radar without getting caught, unless something changed recently with eft, packets can be intercepted from another computer on the network or via VM so anticheat will never have a chance to detect it. Even having a radar for one second in a game would make a world of difference. He obviously doesnt use it nonstop but even a little bit makes a yuge world of difference. That's not to say he's not an incredibly skilled gamer pogchampion with speed jaw. Look at the best like hyperrat or smithy or even pestily, they play completely different from Landmark for a reason.
Also any cheat can be programmed to appear on screen but not on OBS. Theres just no reason to use aimbot in Tarkov unless youre all thumbs as location is what matters most, play all day every day and youll be good at clicking on stuff
@@brohemian bro you sound salty af
@@brohemian Proof? Or just talking out your ass because you’re not as good?
1:44 is my favourite bit out of all Sam’s work. Bob and his Weave comes second
23:30 sam has finished brewing tea in his belly