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The best part about MGS3 is the torture scene because literally everybody else in the room is a double agent who was actually looking for the money while the guy who's being tortured about being there for the money isn't even there for the money.
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I love how volgin literally checks his identity via sausage size, and when he realizes it isn’t the same size he immediately is enraged and goes to avenge raikov.
@@yasquishyboi902 Volgin and Raikov are actually lovers in MGS3, but in the original Snake had a different ball size, and that's how Volgin knew the difference
@@user-uy1rg8td1v the only problem with the Militia Acts is that they set the lower age bound of required participation at 18 years. It should have been 16.
@@RabbiHerschel Boy scouts are good up to age 18, militia after. At some point during their teen years (14-18) the kid should work a real summer job if they aren't working at home. If none of that suits, enroll in N/ROTC. Either way there's lots of ways for a kid to be prepared for a militia or military service.
@@neattricks7678 Well, if we're discussing an idealized Republic as a continuation of the long-abandoned founding principles of our own, there wouldn't be an ROTC. The standing army would be small enough that an ordinary military academy would suffice. Officers in the militia would be elected from among the members of the units.
"Dust-panned sized Donkey Kongs" Honestly I never thought anything would top the (mostly correct) summary of Ace Combat 7 but this is absolute perfection.
If someone watches this and hasn't played the game, they won't realize how much of the jokes in the video are actually in the game. Revolver Ocelot really does summon the rest of his special forces squad by meowing and kills bees by spinning his guns.
Sounds like something Lyndon Johnson would come with. The guy was a massive asshole and loved to fuck around with people so i wouldn't have been surprised if he made that name up to fuck with Snake.
@@sketch92 They're not giant in the way you're thinking. It's more like a giant wave of tangled tumbleweeds, so large that it looks like there's no ground underneath it. Go out to the California Nevada border if you want to see what I'm talking about.
I think the Sorrow's "boss fight" is WAY more funny if you kill no one. "Behold, all the people you've killed!" Three hours later: "Oh look, it's the fear-" "please just kill me!"
If you want this bossfight to be interesting, DO kill as many enemies as you like, and if I can suggest one thing; vary your kills. From my own playthrough I can confirm that; - Enemies killed with the knife takedown will be gushing blood out of their necks, some even bending their heads like they're about to fall off. - Those killed with fire grenades and stuff will show up on fire shouting "GAAH IT BURNS!!! SO HOT!!!!" - If you killed one while he use the 'book', they'll be clutching their dicks - And if you killed someone, fed them to vultures, killed that vulture, THEN ate it, they'll show up with vultures above them shouting "YOU FED ON ME!!!"
@@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 I can atest to this. I may have played these games as a pasifist, but my little bro played them WAAAAAAY more then me... He got... *Creative.*
@@henriquebecker4453 Yeah, and death stranding was fucking moronic in a lot of ways. His content is okay when it's filtered through some sane people, but he's about twice as unhinged as yoko taro with slightly more relevant/less stupid ideas but still no less unnecessarily complex.
My favorite thing about the Sorrow boss battle is that when the dead enemies show up is related to when you killed them in the game I basically walked the whole river only seeing the bosses until I ran into a small cluster of like 20 and back to nothing then I remembered "ah right thats when I found the AA gun and fukd around for 5 minutes"
"Teeell me; Snake; in capitalist America; do they really spend 80% of the resources on advertisement instead of the product?" "Actually yeah." *"FASCINATING!"*
@@Oriaks in Soviet Russia, they don't even make that product like in America and they don't spend anything on advertisement, it relies on people talking with each other, they instead make schools, mines, fatories, rockets to fly to the fkin moon and huge parlamentary buildings or such exaggerated party stuff, they produce mostly raw material, use a quarter, sell a half and steal the rest. In Soviet Russia you make your own toys (except Matryoshka) and decorations (except communist symbols and portrays) like carpets on walls out of the cotton that friend's auntie who works in cotton industry brought him so he shared some with you, and corn leaves from the agricultural cooperative your 60 year old granny works at.
“Kojima originally wanted the fight to take 3 weeks in real life” Y’know what the sad part is? That absolutely sounds like something Kojima would actually do.
Kojima actually went with this idea, however the testing was absolutely brutal as the testers couldn’t find him once so it had to be shortened it down.
Kojima actually went with this idea, however the testing was absolutely brutal as the testers couldn’t find the end even once so it had to be shortened it down.
To add on to this fun fact, Kojima was so intent on this boss fight taking super long, that he was completely okay with majority of players hating the game and giving up at that boss fight, as long as some people enjoyed it. I think weeks is a bit long, but I feel like it taking hours (even if you know what your doing) would be pretty cool.
The Fear (Spider-Man) shoots snake with a crossbow bolt coated with the venom of the Brazilian Wandering Spider. Look up the effects of it. Canonically, Snake had a painful, enraged boner the entire fight.
“Now Snake, is it true that in capitalist America you fuck Chinese undercover agents because you have a boner from being shot by a discount Spider-Man?” “I mean, not on porpoi-“ “Ah, FaScInAtIngG¡”
I love how even with Snake calling him cringe, Ocelot bids him a happy farewell: Snake didn't specifically say "no" so he thinks he can try again later.
30 minutes in four decades a lone wanderer in the post-covid wastelands will find a dusty VHS casette of this short film, watch it, and become instantly cursed by it
As a Russian myself, I also have some questions for you TELL ME, AMERICAN, WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A GARDEN OF NOTHING BUT GRASS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOME WHY DO THEY WATER THE GRASS, AMERICAN?
1950s (ish?) era Anti Communists would use it as a domino-effect like "result" of the idea of communal ownership. Much like when a wing of the ultra conservatives in the USA were saying that letting LGBT weddings happen would result in legal Human + Dog marriage. In the 1950s, the capitalists would tell people that if they let communal ownership of property and industry take hold, it would only be a matter of time before everyone would have to share a single toothbrush. Ofc it's absurd, the capitalists were arguing in bad faith.
You know Ocelot isn’t entirely wrong in the fact that we Americans are currently fighting a war against tumbleweeds. I know it sounds like I’m joking but I’m not.
@@TheBlueReverb Tumbleweeds occasionally gather up into massive “waves” which has the potential of blocking and even damaging some equipment if a military base gets hit by them.
"Kojima originally wanted this boss fight to take 3 weeks in real life, but was told 'no' by a trained gibbon" made me laugh so much my lungs are now in permanent orbit around Earth.
@Chandler Burse iirc there is/was a game like that, but i cant remember the title. or if it was something like petscop, where its a little bit of an urban legend that we have some proof of existing...
Fun fact: Volgin not only reveals the location of Eva's onlyfans, but he does while in the same room was Eva: triple agent, looking for the onlyfans Ocelot: triple agent, looking for the onlyfans The Boss: double agent, looking for the onlyfans Snake: had no idea it existed
@@magatsuno-imouto7661Yeah Snake only cared about desclating the Cold War, him being entangled with the whole conspiracy onlyfans was never at all his intent, let alone knowledge
3:04 he isn't fricking joking "Lori Alan is an American actress and voice actress. She has played a long-running role as Pearl Krabs on the animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. She also voiced Diane Simmons on Family Guy, the Invisible Woman on Fantastic Four, and The Boss in the Metal Gear video game series."
Damn he’s actually not lying. What’s funnier is that nestled in between shit like stomachache and broken nail is proctitis and hypoxia. If you scroll far enough down it just says breast enhancement.
"Could an ocelot and a snake find love?" Metal Gear Solid V: Ocelot almost simping on Venom but wanting the real Boss Metal Gear Solid 4: Ocelot sacrificing for Big Boss Ocelot is the only simp that deserves to be well-treated.
when Eva gives your stuff back, you can call her about why all of your food is missing, and she'll say that Ocelot ate it because he "wanted to eat just like you" ("you" being Naked Snake of course)
And also a great name for a Metal Gear boss. I can see it now - Unfresh Bonobo, a gangly figure infamous for his poor hygeine and of personal biological weapons. He throws shit at you like he's fucking Plague Knight, and you kill him by using your gun.
"Tell me Snake, in Capitalist America is taking an ambulance to a hospital costly enough to bankrupt a large portion of the population?" "Why do you think I joined the army?" *"Fascinating!"*
The part about the trained gibbon made me laugh just because it would make so much sense if there's a guy who's entire job is to tell Kojima what he's doing is insane.
In complete honesty, this video didn't actually leave out much of the story. In fact, watching this video, you will probably understand more about MGS3's story than people who actually played MGS3 (because in the game the story just clogs up tons of redundant dialogue and attempted red herrings and plot twists that go nowhere and don't amount to anything).
I imagine big boss just sleeping and then Ocelots appears in the middle of the Night and says "So American I have question, tell me do capitalists hear ASMR as a cultural tradition?"
"Tell me, Snake. In Capitalist America, is it true that most men spend exorbitant amounts of money on cartoon women?" A good Ocelot question tends to almost nail it… but only almost.
@@StickWithTrigger During the big shell operation, you can have a voice call with the Russian lady before the bomber fight. She explains how her father knew a GRU colonel who tried to topple The Philosophers during the cold war, and he was killed in Afghanistan. I believe her name was Olga?(been years since I played) The Americans who helped with The Philosopher's Legacy eventually form the original Sons of Liberty
@@Azure_Razgriz hmmmm i remember Olga's calls but i think the only colonel she talked about was her father.Gonna have to look for this cause i dont think ive come across it
The best joke in this video is Maxor pointing out that the game "doesn't trust you (the player) to figure out how to remove the 'heroin' " during the Fear fight - while Maxor then continues to play the rest of the game with the arrow stuck in him.
I've only just discovered this channel and I suspect that the "An incorrect summary" series was designed just to make me die laughing. I mean... How do you come up with this. "Tell me American, is it true that in Capitalist America, there's no such thing as the Village toothbrush?" "The wha..?" "Fascinating!
To answer your question about whats happening during volgin’s beatdown of naked snake: A. He just discovered an infiltrator to the base. B. This infiltrator knocked out his boyfriend took off his clothes and shoved him in a locker So he’s got two very legitimate reasons to beat the living shit out of naked snake.
Fun fact: the darts The Fear uses are coated in Brazilian wandering spider venom which, among other things, gives you an erection that lasts for hours Snake was painfully hard the entire fight
@Molecule Mind To be fair, he had a good relationship, till she died and left him alone with a hole in his heart that no dog, horse or punchy robot could fill.
15:25 I didn't notice until now that while Ocelot and the Boss are moving normally in the foreground, Volgin's still doing the weird jump-cut-y punching in the background. And regarding that, Ocelot's reaction is even more perfect.
I found the best way to deal with Eva when she's badly injured is just knock her out and drag her around. She loses less stamina and doesn't require constant feeding and then you just wake her up for when she has to climb over something.
11:01 spoiler alert for this part of the game for those who don’t know and/or haven’t played the game. If you kill the end just after the cutscene where he’s introduced, you actually end up fighting Ocelot and his emotional support squad instead. I highly recommend against offing Mr. Sander early in the game for that reason alone because Ocelot still won’t stop asking me questions. He’s still outside my window. *Please send help!*
Fun fact: The multiple tanks in the factory were actually considered as anti-nuke tanks. They would’ve been made to withstand nuclear shockwaves. They weren’t ever put into production though and only 1 prototype was made.
it's a very powerful scene in the game, so you can say whatever over it and it just fits anyway honestly. One of the best endings of any game. Minus the whole "you are now big boss" nonsense lmao
Fun fact! The tanks at 19:13 are early Object 279's that were ACTUAL PROTOTYPE TANKS that were designed to withstand a NUCLEAR DETONATION. RUSSIA ACTUALLY BUILT PROTOTYPES OF THESE.
yeh i mean the "Russians on fucking spaceships" was an existing prototype designed around 61', it worked! just was pointless and never used so they scrapped it afterwards. Seriously!
Boss: "I raised you to be gay, Snake!" Well, in one timeline, one of his clones _does_ end up riding off into the sunset with an adorkable, twinky scientist....
@@MASKarade25 I know that. The two timelines to which I am referring are the two endings to Metal Gear Solid (1998). In the canon ending, Solid Snake ends up with Meryl, but in the other, he ends up with Otacon.
I wish that humans just naturally interacted with each other the way these videos are slam cut edited together Edit: I've been floored by the delivery of this line 9:54
20:03 Oh god, that minute long rant is just too good. Even when it went on to less ridiculous actually concerning goals I just kept laughing, just because it kept on going. Haven't laughed like that in a while. Bravo and Subbed
What's that quote attributed to Harrison Ford on the set of Star Wars? "You can type this shit, but you can't say it?" Sure, Kojima's a great designer, but Combat Pissing doesn't become a good mechanic just because the designer made Policenauts.
This this this. Kojima is insane but his shit is really good when it's parsed by a good editor. Same goes for Yoko Taro, like his earlier works (Drakengard 1 I think it was called) was pretty solid as far as a game and story goes. Later on his shit just spins off into the deep end with "rule of cool."
@@artaum5635 It's brilliant. You should play it as soon as you get the chance if you're into fast-paced hack and slash games. I should mention that you have to play it 2 or 3 times to get the full story but it's a different experience each time because you uncover things that weren't there the first time
Yoko still makes really captivating stories that make sense. Sure there are abstract concepts in play in most of them but that doesn't make the message of the stories any less well made. Kojima is kinda crazy and has proved with death stranding that he can't make a good *game* out of every idea that comes to mind but I would argue story telling is still above average if you are willing to engage with the insanity of death stranding.
Hey all,
While this summary is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, better in terms of voice and editing work (Especially voice), so I encourage you to check that out.
I love all your content, but I will admit, this one is definitely one of my favorites.
It has nostalgic value Max don't underappreciate it
Volkin's speech on communism across the globe is really difficult to top, to be honest, and the music helps.
Still a great video.
Love all your content anyway, you magnificent crackhead. Thank you
Old ocelot: a badass double agent with secret agendas and mystique
young ocelot: the president of anime club
I think "double" is an understatement. He betrayed every Side, because his True alliance always was with Big Bossu-Senpai
Well, everyone has to start somewhere
"Meow"
MEOW
Middle aged Ocelot: Daddy cowboy cosplayer
The best part about MGS3 is the torture scene because literally everybody else in the room is a double agent who was actually looking for the money while the guy who's being tortured about being there for the money isn't even there for the money.
I would like to add onto this by saying that literally everyone in that room wanted volgin dead and he thought they were his subordinates
Nothing more MGS than a bunch of Double Agents.
So please,...da money
False. The best part is the theme song. What a banger.
@@frumpyglint you mean...
...WHAT A TRIIILL !!!!!!
Fun Fact: This video only took one hour to edit. The rest of the time taken in between the release of the previous video and this one was spent climbing the ladder.
SNAKE EATER!!
What a thrill
So the lifeline stream was a lie
Huh?
What a thrill~
I love how volgin literally checks his identity via sausage size, and when he realizes it isn’t the same size he immediately is enraged and goes to avenge raikov.
Makes sense. Communists take balls inspection super seriously
*but why does he know that?*
@@yasquishyboi902 Volgin and Raikov are actually lovers in MGS3, but in the original Snake had a different ball size, and that's how Volgin knew the difference
@@jamfingers55 huh…good to know
Ball tickler
"Tell me, Snake. In Capitalist America, does patrolling the Mojave really make you wish for a nuclear winter?"
No but i used to be an adventurer like you until....
@@partydue123 Took someone's knee and used it as an arrow? My, my, America sounds like fun!
Yes, yes it does Red Menace
No, but it will make you get chewed out for not wearing power armor.
I understood that reference
"Tell me Snake, in Capitalist America, are you allowed to give children firearms?"
"Wha-"
"AMAZING"
Shall Not Be Infringed means Shall Not Be Infringed!
@@user-uy1rg8td1v the only problem with the Militia Acts is that they set the lower age bound of required participation at 18 years. It should have been 16.
@@RabbiHerschel Boy scouts are good up to age 18, militia after. At some point during their teen years (14-18) the kid should work a real summer job if they aren't working at home. If none of that suits, enroll in N/ROTC. Either way there's lots of ways for a kid to be prepared for a militia or military service.
@@neattricks7678 Well, if we're discussing an idealized Republic as a continuation of the long-abandoned founding principles of our own, there wouldn't be an ROTC. The standing army would be small enough that an ordinary military academy would suffice. Officers in the militia would be elected from among the members of the units.
@@RabbiHerschel Yeah, I just mean for like right now, if you're raising your kid, those options are fairly realistic.
"Dust-panned sized Donkey Kongs"
Honestly I never thought anything would top the (mostly correct) summary of Ace Combat 7 but this is absolute perfection.
Your not wrong.
If someone watches this and hasn't played the game, they won't realize how much of the jokes in the video are actually in the game. Revolver Ocelot really does summon the rest of his special forces squad by meowing and kills bees by spinning his guns.
Sure, sure, but does he ask Snake about Capitalist America every 10 seconds??
@@fandomcringebucket No, it's actually every 5 seconds.
@@mortemtyrannus8813 *_I KNEW IT!_*
Wait ocelot kills bees by spinning his guns are you serious
@@sixgaming7254 Yes.
"I hearby award you the title of big boss."
Sounds like something I would say to my dog. Who's the big boss? Yes you are.
Tbf the American government basically used snake as an attack dog.
Sounds like something Lyndon Johnson would come with.
The guy was a massive asshole and loved to fuck around with people so i wouldn't have been surprised if he made that name up to fuck with Snake.
If I kill Brian, do I become Big Brian?
@@firetarrasque4667
Only one way to find out!
would it be a diamond dog?
"All communists may be gay, but im not gay for you" im stealing this
2,000 likes and not a single comment.
It is an amazing line though.
@@antoninuslarpus7107 holy shit i had no idea how many until just now
As someone who isn't gay or a communist, I'm doing the same
@@Codamans x2
The best part of ocelot's questions is that they're all based on actual things that happen in america.
@Grey Donovun Tumbleweeds are an actual military concern in the Western US, and feral hogs kill and injure a ton of people very year.
even the clapping?
@@tatefranklin4761 and the village toothbrush of course
Wait there really ARE giant tumbleweeds!?
@@sketch92 They're not giant in the way you're thinking. It's more like a giant wave of tangled tumbleweeds, so large that it looks like there's no ground underneath it. Go out to the California Nevada border if you want to see what I'm talking about.
I think the Sorrow's "boss fight" is WAY more funny if you kill no one.
"Behold, all the people you've killed!"
Three hours later: "Oh look, it's the fear-" "please just kill me!"
If you want this bossfight to be interesting, DO kill as many enemies as you like, and if I can suggest one thing; vary your kills. From my own playthrough I can confirm that;
- Enemies killed with the knife takedown will be gushing blood out of their necks, some even bending their heads like they're about to fall off.
- Those killed with fire grenades and stuff will show up on fire shouting "GAAH IT BURNS!!! SO HOT!!!!"
- If you killed one while he use the 'book', they'll be clutching their dicks
- And if you killed someone, fed them to vultures, killed that vulture, THEN ate it, they'll show up with vultures above them shouting "YOU FED ON ME!!!"
@@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 Played this game yeeeeeeeeears ago on PS2 and this is an amazing discovery. Thanks for that!
@@simple-commentator-not-rea7345 I can atest to this. I may have played these games as a pasifist, but my little bro played them WAAAAAAY more then me... He got... *Creative.*
One hour later: "hi Bernie"
*The end died again*
Also, if you kill Raidenovich you will see him only in his underpants
"Tell me snake, in Capitalist America can ladders be 69 Kilometers tall?"
Only where snake bazoinked Eva (aka: Alaska)
No, they're 420 *miles*
@@pygmalion0451 *cries in metric*
You misunderstandin, we have to use FEET
nice
"Did you mean the pain?"
*Backflips*
"No :/"
he represents my brain.
I can feel that ":/"
when u just tryna kill some guy and he gets the really cool and original name u gave urself wrong
:/
I don't know how to feel about the fact that "Kojima originally wanted the fight to take 3 weeks in real life" sounds pretty realistic for Kojima
3 weeks? Sounds abit low... For kojima that is
Pretty realistic? It was the actual plan
It's true (technically 2 weeks but close enough)
He made Death Standing, it quite fit on his way of making games.
@@henriquebecker4453 Yeah, and death stranding was fucking moronic in a lot of ways.
His content is okay when it's filtered through some sane people, but he's about twice as unhinged as yoko taro with slightly more relevant/less stupid ideas but still no less unnecessarily complex.
My favorite thing about the Sorrow boss battle is that when the dead enemies show up is related to when you killed them in the game
I basically walked the whole river only seeing the bosses until I ran into a small cluster of like 20 and back to nothing then I remembered "ah right thats when I found the AA gun and fukd around for 5 minutes"
That's hilarious.
Now that is based my friend.
Same bro
I'm glad so many people could appreciate the story most friends (non mgs fans) wouldn't really understand
@@Indiana_Jesus dude I did the same thing
"Teeell me; Snake; in capitalist America; do they really spend 80% of the resources on advertisement instead of the product?"
"Actually yeah."
*"FASCINATING!"*
Unlike Soviet Russia, where they spend 20% on advertisement, 10% on product and steal the rest.
Oriaks In the U.S. they just barely pay taxes and try to shirk their employees of pay whenever they can.... so yeah
Oriaks Basically it sucks anywhere lmao
@@Oriaks in Soviet Russia, they don't even make that product like in America and they don't spend anything on advertisement, it relies on people talking with each other, they instead make schools, mines, fatories, rockets to fly to the fkin moon and huge parlamentary buildings or such exaggerated party stuff, they produce mostly raw material, use a quarter, sell a half and steal the rest. In Soviet Russia you make your own toys (except Matryoshka) and decorations (except communist symbols and portrays) like carpets on walls out of the cotton that friend's auntie who works in cotton industry brought him so he shared some with you, and corn leaves from the agricultural cooperative your 60 year old granny works at.
I'm going to meow now
I can't believe Revolver Ocelot was a furry in love with America this entire time
OwO
*n o*
*_y e s_*
uwu
I can absolutely believe that.
man call of duty cold war looks wild bro.
Rimmy i love you bro
Actually this is about Battlefield 6
Necromancer simp
true
@@ThatGuy-ve5dp yes
“Kojima originally wanted the fight to take 3 weeks in real life”
Y’know what the sad part is? That absolutely sounds like something Kojima would actually do.
it is, he did want that
Gabe wanted both half life games to have ralistic moss growth.
Kojima actually went with this idea, however the testing was absolutely brutal as the testers couldn’t find him once so it had to be shortened it down.
Kojima actually went with this idea, however the testing was absolutely brutal as the testers couldn’t find the end even once so it had to be shortened it down.
To add on to this fun fact, Kojima was so intent on this boss fight taking super long, that he was completely okay with majority of players hating the game and giving up at that boss fight, as long as some people enjoyed it.
I think weeks is a bit long, but I feel like it taking hours (even if you know what your doing) would be pretty cool.
"I am The Paint!"
"Do you mean The Pain?"
*[Backflips for no reason] "NO!"*
He has to backflip to be in denial
:o thousandth like....i feel powerful
@@gurt1574 Oh god I never realised it reached 1000- o-0
@@Shinransa mental gymnastics
It's sounds like he went
No :(
The Fear (Spider-Man) shoots snake with a crossbow bolt coated with the venom of the Brazilian Wandering Spider. Look up the effects of it. Canonically, Snake had a painful, enraged boner the entire fight.
Snake: *Solid*
@@Tumbleflop this got a hearty chuckle out of me gj
“Now Snake, is it true that in capitalist America you fuck Chinese undercover agents because you have a boner from being shot by a discount Spider-Man?”
“I mean, not on porpoi-“
“Ah, FaScInAtIngG¡”
And also probably had erectile dysfunction afterward!
Snakes poor digaling underwent way more trauma than should have been possible in that operation.
It is incredibly funny how snake is clearly more interested in the gun than Eva, but it gives a nice piece of characterization to Snake.
As a guy who likes guns i identify with Snake in thst sceme
@@wgreenewgreene1022 Same. Very much so
This means he’s chad and is more interested in guns than woman
sigma grindset
Boobies: I sleep
Gun: Real shit?
I love how even with Snake calling him cringe, Ocelot bids him a happy farewell: Snake didn't specifically say "no" so he thinks he can try again later.
When Palpatine spit out his plan to turn the world into Venezuela I realized, this is pure insane genius and I loved its 30 minutes
I cried of laughter when I heard about Venezuela and inflating the currency to the ends of times because well. I'm Venezuelan 🤣
@@salk9943 "Not with a bang, but a whimper."
He got me at healthcare. Kept laughing even at nuclear war just at how comically long it was.
20:03 Just so I can laugh myself to death again.
“Tell me Snake, in Capitalist America, can love bloom on the battlefield?”
Stop asking me questions.
@@Snakedude4life "Tell me snake, is it illegal to ask questions in America?"
Nice reference!
Raiden: *_WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!_*
"Not for you,kid."
“Not voiced, because I don’t know a woman.”
Based
Bro cringe
king
Based
He ain’t no simp
Shoot me so I never have to hear that word again.
“She gets Snake to join her OnlyFans”
“She then gives him a gun, which he likes *MORE”*
“I filled that arrow with heroin. Your about to have a fucking *Blast* my dude”
*Cum*
he meant snake subscribed,,
30 minutes
in four decades a lone wanderer in the post-covid wastelands will find a dusty VHS casette of this short film, watch it, and become instantly cursed by it
I'm already cursed.
Same
*become instantly based
Fuck you mean, he’ll become the wasteland’s prophet and share his newfound religion throughout the world
( ꈍᴗꈍ) --- ( And with that you're comment is at 1k likes congratulations! )
As a Russian myself, I also have some questions for you
TELL ME, AMERICAN, WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A GARDEN OF NOTHING BUT GRASS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOME
WHY DO THEY WATER THE GRASS, AMERICAN?
As an American, I Dont know.
THE GRASS IS SOFT
For the vibes
The grass is greener in the ocean
How else do we get the cows fat enough for our burgers
"DID you forget about ME!?"
*Ocelot T-poses into view*
"For *I* have more questions for you! "
Your Pfp Does Not Give Me Pleasant Memories
@@Rederix3934 sauce?
@@fbi-sama9052 Corpse Party
"The Village toothbrush"
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, give whoever wrote that line an award.
Most likely writen by max0r
1950s (ish?) era Anti Communists would use it as a domino-effect like "result" of the idea of communal ownership. Much like when a wing of the ultra conservatives in the USA were saying that letting LGBT weddings happen would result in legal Human + Dog marriage. In the 1950s, the capitalists would tell people that if they let communal ownership of property and industry take hold, it would only be a matter of time before everyone would have to share a single toothbrush. Ofc it's absurd, the capitalists were arguing in bad faith.
You know Ocelot isn’t entirely wrong in the fact that we Americans are currently fighting a war against tumbleweeds. I know it sounds like I’m joking but I’m not.
scleen
Please inform us on this. I n e e d to know m o r e .
Tumbleweeds are also native to Russia. They are the first wave to a Russian invasion.
@@TheBlueReverb light a tumble weed on fire
@@TheBlueReverb
Tumbleweeds occasionally gather up into massive “waves” which has the potential of blocking and even damaging some equipment if a military base gets hit by them.
"Kojima originally wanted this boss fight to take 3 weeks in real life, but was told 'no' by a trained gibbon" made me laugh so much my lungs are now in permanent orbit around Earth.
Imagine if he was allowed to make cracked ideas like that what else would he have done
I don’t think that’s healthy
@Chandler Burse What the fuck?
@Chandler Burse talk about insane
@Chandler Burse iirc there is/was a game like that, but i cant remember the title. or if it was something like petscop, where its a little bit of an urban legend that we have some proof of existing...
"When I'm done with your toothbrush I'll take all your fucking teeth next." is unironically an amazing threat.
Dentists doing overtime in a passive aggressive manner be like
I still have no idea what a village toothbrush is. Is it like a communal toothbrush that an entire village shares? I NEED ANSWERS.
@@itsumayo Yes. That's exactly what it is.
@@itsumayoIt's not a real thing, it's a joke about communal ownership in the USSR
@@theregalproletariat Okay but does that mean your mom is now the communal bike since everyone gets a ride?
Fun fact: Volgin not only reveals the location of Eva's onlyfans, but he does while in the same room was
Eva: triple agent, looking for the onlyfans
Ocelot: triple agent, looking for the onlyfans
The Boss: double agent, looking for the onlyfans
Snake: had no idea it existed
So Snake was practically innocent in this whole thing
@@magatsuno-imouto7661ironically yes, man just wanted to stop a war
@@magatsuno-imouto7661poor guy got stuck in the middle of a ton of looney dumbasses and got famous for it
@@magatsuno-imouto7661Yeah Snake only cared about desclating the Cold War, him being entangled with the whole conspiracy onlyfans was never at all his intent, let alone knowledge
"And i will rename the Earth to Venezuela."
Me, a Venezuelan: FUCK NO I CAN'T NO LONGER ESCAPE
You know you can always go to Brazil.
@@cooleradam4324 good point
We always return to Venezuela we can’t escape
Heil Belka Venezuelan
@@ricardomalaquias6116 hail Belka
3:04 he isn't fricking joking
"Lori Alan is an American actress and voice actress. She has played a long-running role as Pearl Krabs on the animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. She also voiced Diane Simmons on Family Guy, the Invisible Woman on Fantastic Four, and The Boss in the Metal Gear video game series."
based
All that... And she defected to the forces of CRINGE
@@lewydmusic 29:09 Say sike right now...
@@lewydmusic but she was really a double agent for the forces of Based!
So Mr. Krabs is actually one of the Philosphers after all...
Fun fact: Looking at Eva's medical history when healing her reveals she had breast implants.
that is a nice fun fact @WilltBear1 so why dont you back it up with a source
@@Hayden_Walker the source is that I made it the f*ck up
@@AR-yd2nd lmao
it is true, along with anal prolapes
Damn he’s actually not lying. What’s funnier is that nestled in between shit like stomachache and broken nail is proctitis and hypoxia. If you scroll far enough down it just says breast enhancement.
This game is actually set in present day Bosnia, as demonstrated by the bosses randomly exploding, mine fields, space craft and the village toothbrush
"Could an ocelot and a snake find love?"
Metal Gear Solid V: Ocelot almost simping on Venom but wanting the real Boss
Metal Gear Solid 4: Ocelot sacrificing for Big Boss
Ocelot is the only simp that deserves to be well-treated.
when Eva gives your stuff back, you can call her about why all of your food is missing, and she'll say that Ocelot ate it because he "wanted to eat just like you" ("you" being Naked Snake of course)
*"Unfresh Bonobo"* is the most insulting roast have heard this year
And also a great name for a Metal Gear boss.
I can see it now - Unfresh Bonobo, a gangly figure infamous for his poor hygeine and of personal biological weapons. He throws shit at you like he's fucking Plague Knight, and you kill him by using your gun.
@@firetarrasque4667 "gun" - no
Flamethrower - yes
infected appendix
@@firetarrasque4667 Wait, are you the same tarrasque from the karaoke incident...?
I wanted to add a like to this but the counter is at 666 and I think that's funny
So here take this one instead 👍
"Tell me Snake, in Capitalist America is taking an ambulance to a hospital costly enough to bankrupt a large portion of the population?"
"Why do you think I joined the army?"
*"Fascinating!"*
Pretty underrated and funny joke, American, so witness my Ocelot impression:
*MEOW*
I’m going to meow now, MEOOOWW!!
The part about the trained gibbon made me laugh just because it would make so much sense if there's a guy who's entire job is to tell Kojima what he's doing is insane.
Kojima you're crazy! You can't just make a game where the whole premise is you walk to places!
"Haha Norman Reedus go brrrr"
Basically just Tomokazu Fukushima
“All communists may be gay, but I’m not gay for you.” Damn Volgin, you’re roasting people 20 years before you’re literally on fire
I will never get over Max0r’s Ocelot voice, it’s too good
*"TELL ME PUNEY AMERICAN!"*
FASCINATING
"I have to gooo...
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"*
This, Senator Armstrong, and Jetstream Sam's voice lines are the best on the channel
I just want to hear more of Ocelot's questions tbh.
Never played MGS3 before so I’m gonna genuinely believe that this is the story and this is how it actually happened.
Pretty much, except it's longer and half of it is the ladder scene.
In complete honesty, this video didn't actually leave out much of the story. In fact, watching this video, you will probably understand more about MGS3's story than people who actually played MGS3 (because in the game the story just clogs up tons of redundant dialogue and attempted red herrings and plot twists that go nowhere and don't amount to anything).
Mostly true, but he forgot to tell that onlyfans' money has been brought to China, and Ocelot was an american triple agent this whole time
Very accurate and historicaly correct.
For a comedy video its shockingly accurate
7:49
"I am The PAINT!"
"Do you mean the Pain?"
*backflips*
"no."
I imagine big boss just sleeping and then Ocelots appears in the middle of the Night and says "So American I have question, tell me do capitalists hear ASMR as a cultural tradition?"
“N-“
“fAsCiNaTiNg”
BB: dude... its litarly 2AM... how did you even get to Zanzibar?
"Tell me, American. In Capitalist America, is it true that these things known as 'VTubers' have taken over the economical state of your society?"
HE KNOWS TOO MUCH
Yes.
He can’t be allowed to live he’s too dangerous!
"Tell me, Snake. In Capitalist America, is it true that most men spend exorbitant amounts of money on cartoon women?"
A good Ocelot question tends to almost nail it… but only almost.
Wait is that true?
"You flip him harder than the state of Georgia" 💀
"And burn every starving Ukrainian" Damnit who gave Max0r the power of prophecy again?
Russia’s been doing it for decades
@@Boarbatrice based
Hi, Seamus!
Nobody. The Holodomor was in 1931.
Metal Gear Rising already established that Kojima is Nostrodamus, I think its just rubbning off on Max
28:26
"Thats cringe"
"Okay bye!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHH"
*falls into cubed water dimension*
I fucking love how the Paint performs a backflip before ending his
*backflips*
sentences
"You mean the pain?"
*Backflips*
"no"
Such a great fucking
*backlfips*
Comment
@@aquaisuseful682 it really
*blafckpis*
is
@@pyrusuchus924i love
*flapbicks*
it
"Thank god Volgin is dead for real this time"
MGSV: *No*
Actually the ending to Volgin in Phantom Pain was Cannon all the way back in the PS2 era. I believe it was MGS 2 that references his fate.
@@Azure_Razgriz there was a volgin reference in MGS2?where?
@@StickWithTrigger
During the big shell operation, you can have a voice call with the Russian lady before the bomber fight. She explains how her father knew a GRU colonel who tried to topple The Philosophers during the cold war, and he was killed in Afghanistan. I believe her name was Olga?(been years since I played)
The Americans who helped with The Philosopher's Legacy eventually form the original Sons of Liberty
@@Azure_Razgriz hmmmm i remember Olga's calls but i think the only colonel she talked about was her father.Gonna have to look for this cause i dont think ive come across it
@@Azure_Razgriz is there a vid of this?
The best joke in this video is Maxor pointing out that the game "doesn't trust you (the player) to figure out how to remove the 'heroin' " during the Fear fight - while Maxor then continues to play the rest of the game with the arrow stuck in him.
"The _game?_ ...Well, I'll be damned."
Hey, in his defense, they only told you to remove the heroin, not the arrow.
I've only just discovered this channel and I suspect that the "An incorrect summary" series was designed just to make me die laughing. I mean... How do you come up with this.
"Tell me American, is it true that in Capitalist America, there's no such thing as the Village toothbrush?"
"The wha..?"
"Fascinating!
"I wouldn't mind eating you."
*w h a t*
if only...
Vore
"EEEEEEEERRRRGGGHHHH"
@@Nuxi10. only if he's eaten whole, if not it's just cannibalism which I'm still down for.
“So how does it taste?”
I heard you start laughing when you said the splinter faction was led by emperor Palpatine. You can’t hide things from us.
11:28 the “He was told ‘No’ by a trained Gibbon” line gets me every time.
*told
@@cymes82thanks!
To answer your question about whats happening during volgin’s beatdown of naked snake:
A. He just discovered an infiltrator to the base.
B. This infiltrator knocked out his boyfriend took off his clothes and shoved him in a locker
So he’s got two very legitimate reasons to beat the living shit out of naked snake.
Knocked out or killed
snake kills him cause volgin gets emotional when you wear the raikov mask
ok but how does that explain volgin grabbing snakes cock (i cannot believe i wrote that)
No, he’s not his “boyfriend.” He’s not mentally ill.
oh right, about the femboy,,,
Fun fact: the darts The Fear uses are coated in Brazilian wandering spider venom which, among other things, gives you an erection that lasts for hours
Snake was painfully hard the entire fight
...The one time Eva had a chance before the ending, and she was nowhere to be seen...
@@matthewyeldig4608 That spy is not one of us!
I mean when The Fear has a long tongue like that......
damn brazilian spiders go hard
looked it up, is true, what the fuck is the point of that.
The Fear: *appears*
Also Fear: "C U M"
I always loose my shit at 12:53, i love the way that line is delievered. 10/10 dude
The way it just comes out of nowhere
The story of how snake couldn't become gay and finally smash a e-girl with a onlyfans
I am a failure as a parent
The next few games are him simping and failing to learn his lesson so he clones himself hoping one will be gay and pass on his ideals.
@Molecule Mind To be fair, he had a good relationship, till she died and left him alone with a hole in his heart that no dog, horse or punchy robot could fill.
@@tanith117 Sadly his body double really did his job so well, he too lost his waifu (quiet) too.
@@ausar567 ahh poor Quiet, we will always be thirsty for you...
15:25 I didn't notice until now that while Ocelot and the Boss are moving normally in the foreground, Volgin's still doing the weird jump-cut-y punching in the background. And regarding that, Ocelot's reaction is even more perfect.
Volgin had high ping
I found the best way to deal with Eva when she's badly injured is just knock her out and drag her around. She loses less stamina and doesn't require constant feeding and then you just wake her up for when she has to climb over something.
Bill Cosby reference
11:01 spoiler alert for this part of the game for those who don’t know and/or haven’t played the game. If you kill the end just after the cutscene where he’s introduced, you actually end up fighting Ocelot and his emotional support squad instead.
I highly recommend against offing Mr. Sander early in the game for that reason alone because Ocelot still won’t stop asking me questions. He’s still outside my window. *Please send help!*
How you just stop playing for a week or just kill him normaly very quickly
@@MASKarade25 You can see him at some point in the game before the bossfight and you can shoot him.
“I didn’t fall.”
*_gets back up_*
“Shut up.”
Fun fact:
The multiple tanks in the factory were actually considered as anti-nuke tanks. They would’ve been made to withstand nuclear shockwaves. They weren’t ever put into production though and only 1 prototype was made.
Jesus, you really know your planet!
*That's a nice argument messiah, why don't you back it up with a source...*
@@mr.burnsgaming8985 look it up it's russian and it's called object (insert number i don't remember)
@@Camilo_Z 279
@@gagida1829 Yes, that
This is Metal Gear we talking about, even Kojima himself had a hard time to summarized the story
Here are the capitalist American jokes, mostly so I can find them:
2:34
5:58
6:29
16:21
17:10
19:33
You forget this ones:
27:18
28:12
7:10 "Ocelot uses an extremely viable way to kill bees"
I had to stop the video i laughed so hard for 5 straight minutes
Look past the comedy show and you’ll see a video game in the background. It’s there, look good.
28:12 Makes all of Ocelot's interactions actually make sense... Good storytelling Maxor
nothing makes sense in american stories
only when people make fun of them it makes sense
That's not something Max invented. It's canon. That dialogue didn't happen, yeah, but Ocelot loved Snake.
Honestly it's kinda cute
3:35 *_"Holy shit I have hands."_*
*(very awkward silence intensifies)*
I know this is an incorrect summary, but goddammit, I still feel emotional with the boss death
I'm not crying, you are crying!
Crying is BASED
I don't know, kinda cringe
18:54
Snake: can't eat snakes while on mission huh?
Eva: wouldn't mind eating you.
Snake.exe has stopped working!
Dang bro gotta call IT now.
24:14
Snake: EVA, I need you.
EVA.exe has stopped working.
"Now tell me American, in Capitalist America..." -Revolver 'Revolver Ocelot' Ocelot
Revolver shalashaska revolver ocelot liquid ocelot
~Gun Cat~
@@illusion9289 Firearm Feline
"one symptom of autism is avoiding eye contact" All of a sudden my life is starting to make a lot more sense.
i make eye contact with everyone i meet and find it a bit sus when i cant,,,
Okay but that ending genuinely hits for some reason.
...
WHY DOES "A TIME OF BASED AND CRINGE" BRING ME EMOTIONS WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
nostalgia. of you only knows what
it's a very powerful scene in the game, so you can say whatever over it and it just fits anyway honestly. One of the best endings of any game. Minus the whole "you are now big boss" nonsense lmao
Brain cancer
As a Venezuelan, hearing 20:38 made me laugh my ass off and feel inmense dread at the same time
how are you still alive?
@@rodrigokuszek Nanomachines, son.
@@netherman2030 they harden in response to political trauma
@@omega7859 lmao
ok gusano
Fun fact! The tanks at 19:13 are early Object 279's that were ACTUAL PROTOTYPE TANKS that were designed to withstand a NUCLEAR DETONATION. RUSSIA ACTUALLY BUILT PROTOTYPES OF THESE.
and they had pretty advanced technologies, as of war thunder, a video game
yeh i mean the "Russians on fucking spaceships" was an existing prototype designed around 61', it worked! just was pointless and never used so they scrapped it afterwards. Seriously!
I knew I recognised those from something
I’m pretty sure they were scrapped because they were too heavy and sunk into most roads
@@martinadini4142 they were even on the moon
Boss: "I raised you to be gay, Snake!"
Well, in one timeline, one of his clones _does_ end up riding off into the sunset with an adorkable, twinky scientist....
There aren’t timelines, this is a prequel, 3 takes place in 1964, naked snake/big boss was the villain of the msx2 games and mgs1 takes place in 2005
@@MASKarade25
I know that. The two timelines to which I am referring are the two endings to Metal Gear Solid (1998). In the canon ending, Solid Snake ends up with Meryl, but in the other, he ends up with Otacon.
@@agiar2000 oh ok
what part of Otacon speaks "twink" to you?
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan thin, submissive, -breedable-
I wish that humans just naturally interacted with each other the way these videos are slam cut edited together
Edit: I've been floored by the delivery of this line 9:54
Youre saying you dont?
be the change you want to see in the world
“Where have you been kitten”
Instantly knew where it was going...
The “holy shit, i have hands!” Bit synced up too well with volgin’s lips
16:30 you're telling me everything Max0r said about the plot on crack was actually snake loudly narrating in 3rd person
Ima be honest, when Evangelion took all of Snake-sama's money, and the onlyfans, I got pretty emotional.
Ah spoilers
And then him realizing that Boss was trying to save him from simpery and mourning her was so emotional
No matter how distorted, I can always recognize the spinning Cirno Fumo
fumo
fumo
Yo buddy.
Still quoting memes?
29:44 Lyndon Big Johnson awarding Snake with the title of Big Boss. In America, everything is bigger.
20:03 Oh god, that minute long rant is just too good. Even when it went on to less ridiculous actually concerning goals I just kept laughing, just because it kept on going. Haven't laughed like that in a while.
Bravo and Subbed
Well, about that...
As im Russian it becomes even funnier
When he said “holy shit I have hands”, I really felt that
“Snake you deserve to be placed in a box and laughed at.” Is just, so fucking good in its crisp simplicity.
I dont know why there is "Incorrect" in the title. The ladders are just how i remember them
After Death Stranding, I'm starting to think that KojiPro would really benefit from hiring a trained gibbon to tell Kojima no to some of his ideas.
What's that quote attributed to Harrison Ford on the set of Star Wars?
"You can type this shit, but you can't say it?"
Sure, Kojima's a great designer, but Combat Pissing doesn't become a good mechanic just because the designer made Policenauts.
This this this. Kojima is insane but his shit is really good when it's parsed by a good editor. Same goes for Yoko Taro, like his earlier works (Drakengard 1 I think it was called) was pretty solid as far as a game and story goes. Later on his shit just spins off into the deep end with "rule of cool."
@@whythefuckdowehavethisherenow I haven't played NieR: Automata yet, but isn't it considered a masterpiece by most players?
@@artaum5635 It's brilliant. You should play it as soon as you get the chance if you're into fast-paced hack and slash games. I should mention that you have to play it 2 or 3 times to get the full story but it's a different experience each time because you uncover things that weren't there the first time
Yoko still makes really captivating stories that make sense. Sure there are abstract concepts in play in most of them but that doesn't make the message of the stories any less well made.
Kojima is kinda crazy and has proved with death stranding that he can't make a good *game* out of every idea that comes to mind but I would argue story telling is still above average if you are willing to engage with the insanity of death stranding.
I'm sat down, snacking on some tree frogs, let's do this
It’s mah boi gakopop
@@ricecooker7037 hello
GaKoPop henlo
but is it raining?
@@notloopers1110 somewhere else
Oh my god. I only learned recently about the 30-50 feral hogs recently and now Ocelot's question about pigs makes so much more sense