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  • Опубликовано: 25 июн 2024
  • Oh, the sweet Bloodborne, it sings to me.
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    0:00 Intro
    1:51 The Basics
    5:27 Prepare to Die
    10:24 The Old Hunters
    13:12 The Chalice Dungeons
    15:57 Conclusion
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @Max0r
    @Max0r  2 года назад +9503

    Hey all,
    While this review is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, better in terms of voice and editing work, so I encourage you to check that out.

    • @Metalhed1300p
      @Metalhed1300p 2 года назад +468

      This is one of my favorite vids ever, you owe no apology. Also, I thank you immensely for the Micolash cheese. Fuck that guy.

    • @AA-xo7xl
      @AA-xo7xl 2 года назад +358

      I have nothing to add to this but I'm gonna reply anyway.

    • @buzzyboi1037
      @buzzyboi1037 2 года назад +50

      Cookie

    • @wroseyarn1430
      @wroseyarn1430 2 года назад +76

      still sounds great

    • @mat-hr4vu
      @mat-hr4vu 2 года назад +679

      fuck off this video is incredibly good

  • @lordtachanka85
    @lordtachanka85 3 года назад +12364

    Foreign man goes to Britain seeking Healthcare, instead he gets forced into unpaid labor

  • @pollyannaquixote9739
    @pollyannaquixote9739 3 года назад +9469

    Bloodborne successfully predicted that during a time of a great pandemic, humanity will get really edgy.

    • @zaccondiscord7763
      @zaccondiscord7763 3 года назад +115

      Nice one Kyle hehe, i swear over time you keep getting funnier and funnier, reminds me of your grandpa ;P
      - Love, Gram grams

    • @blakebridges8989
      @blakebridges8989 3 года назад +199

      “Your just like me snake, edgy as all hell.”

    • @katamariroller2837
      @katamariroller2837 3 года назад +77

      Did you see that beast that assaulted the Yharmington capitol?

    • @loonylunaticmaxhammer3401
      @loonylunaticmaxhammer3401 3 года назад +2

      where is the edge?

    • @allaion2897
      @allaion2897 3 года назад +144

      Not enough people took advantage of this pandemic as an excuse to wear plague masks and trench coats

  • @Corvid-Senpai
    @Corvid-Senpai Год назад +2303

    Max0r is a real one for not censoring the sauce when he brought up the lore material at the end

    • @Draecoid07
      @Draecoid07 Год назад +17

      He did

    • @Corvid-Senpai
      @Corvid-Senpai Год назад +213

      @Đraecoid the sauce is the name of the stuff. He censored the image, not the name

    • @abblabaabblaba823
      @abblabaabblaba823 Год назад +109

      @@Draecoid07 the all-identifying numbers are clearly there, so no, he did not

    • @Draecoid07
      @Draecoid07 Год назад +25

      @@abblabaabblaba823 oh shi didn't see em wasn't in full screen

    • @StayLazzy_bbbbooiiiiiiii
      @StayLazzy_bbbbooiiiiiiii Год назад +8

      Could you give a time number

  • @jaspalsarkaria7281
    @jaspalsarkaria7281 Год назад +583

    Love how red sun is just playing in the background as he gives us a walkthrough on how to commit infanticide

    • @Gibuspan
      @Gibuspan Год назад +56

      Kids are cruel

    • @jaspalsarkaria7281
      @jaspalsarkaria7281 Год назад

      @@Gibuspan and I LOVE MINORS!

    • @gman2570
      @gman2570 Год назад +39

      @@Gibuspan they just lose TOUCH with it at the ripe old age of 12haha

    • @thegreglin332
      @thegreglin332 Год назад +22

      @@Gibuspan And I'm very in touch with my inner child

    • @StillNightss
      @StillNightss 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@thegreglin332the line is “and I love minors”

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 3 года назад +3652

    2:20 Germans soldiers 1941

  • @januub5153
    @januub5153 3 года назад +2693

    "Oi bruv, seems you got ya hand in me chest, bit rude innit?"

    • @donacdum7102
      @donacdum7102 3 года назад +55

      Ye lad

    • @thomasagra856
      @thomasagra856 3 года назад +123

      OI OI OI YEAOUH WANKA wots ol this then? Yo´got a loicense for gettin´stabbed?

    • @aelix56
      @aelix56 3 года назад +27

      Fokkin 'ell m8

    • @darmansbar7900
      @darmansbar7900 3 года назад +58

      @@thomasagra856 I got my loicense for stabbin right here

    • @kaiwenchan1840
      @kaiwenchan1840 3 года назад +34

      BY THE QUEEN.

  • @theawickward2255
    @theawickward2255 2 года назад +711

    The air conditioning story is called 'Cool Air', and it revolves around a guy who lives in the same apartment building as an air conditioning zombie. The dude used a cocktail of chemicals to keep himself "alive" that only worked at low temperatures, so he got an early AC unit and used it to cool his apartment to the right temperatures. It works until the AC breaks and he melts into a puddle of horribleness.

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica Год назад +1425

    Rest in peace, Queen Elizabeth II. At least you died peacefully surrounded by family rather than to a Vileblood hunter with great vocal skills.

    • @foxpro3002
      @foxpro3002 Год назад +16

      🇬🇧

    • @spinecho609
      @spinecho609 6 месяцев назад +13

      you have got to hand it to her, she was good at her job of convincing british people giving her money for no reason is a good idea

    • @benjamindavidson4680
      @benjamindavidson4680 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@spinecho609 better then the government from pulling a china and just deciding that you don't need money your whole life is about servicing their god (if you are a woman your job is to look pretty enough to be useful).

    • @alack3879
      @alack3879 2 месяца назад

      ​@@benjamindavidson4680
      Okay so both are shit what's your fuckin point?

  • @solanum.
    @solanum. 3 года назад +16954

    I am convinced max0r has now merged and become one with his editing software

    • @YOOT_JJ
      @YOOT_JJ 3 года назад +744

      he has become one with his machine spirit

    • @bruvaguren494
      @bruvaguren494 3 года назад +445

      @@YOOT_JJ The progenitor of The Men of Iron. His future generations would rebel against the imperium for being *BASED*

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 3 года назад +245

      He is now one with the Omnissiah. From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh... It disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind clings to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved for the machine is immortal.

    • @ivanmarquez2218
      @ivanmarquez2218 3 года назад +159

      Since we are in a bloodborne video, I pictured Max0r's misshaped bones acting as the case, cables made out of tendons, pumping muscles keeping the flow of blood, and organs intertwined inside his new "ribcage", where instead of electricity his blood flows inside the grotesque machinery leaving eternally dripping puddles of distilled red and the scent of rust. His malformed head adorning where you could guess was the CPU, his teeth all lined up where the RAM should be, and his mushy brain acting as the storage unit.
      He no longer clicks, he wills. He no longer edits, he thinks. He no longer gets footage, he breathes. And when it's all done? The perfect gory circuitry that holds his conciousness prisoner rewards him again, a sharp dose of hormones, a momentary relief from his eternal and consistent agony, and when it runs out? He creates more.
      Imagine Master from Fallout 1 but ramp it to Bloodborne's insanity.

    • @unholycrusader69
      @unholycrusader69 3 года назад +32

      @@ivanmarquez2218 it's okay buddy, you take out your sheer *edge* all you want on wattp-

  • @haydenmartin372
    @haydenmartin372 3 года назад +1666

    Think someone took step: "kill Prince Philip" a little too seriously....

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 3 года назад +68

      what an honor it must be to have God himself as your subscriber

    • @biga9144
      @biga9144 3 года назад +3

      @@SmileytheSmile good one

    • @redacted-19
      @redacted-19 3 года назад +1

      :P

    • @khornhole
      @khornhole 3 года назад +3

      It's the only way to play bloodborne without a ps4.

    • @666Nicolai666
      @666Nicolai666 3 года назад +2

      @@khornhole the real way to "play" bloodborne.

  • @jaydenlobbe7911
    @jaydenlobbe7911 2 года назад +615

    2:27 "But in London, bullets are a suggestion"
    *Laughs in Bloodtinge Build*

  • @Nistau
    @Nistau Год назад +794

    Bloodborne Songs
    0:00 - Persona 5 OST: Rivers in The Desert
    1:35 - Persona 5 OST: Last Surprise
    1:58 - Persona 5 OST: Life Will Change
    4:02 - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance OST: Red Sun
    5:17 - Persona 5 OST: Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There
    6:12 - Spooky Scary Skeletons
    6:34 - Bloodborne: The Old Hunters OST: Ludwig, Holy Blade
    7:11 - Persona 5 OST: Rivers in The Desert
    8:51 - Skeleton Boomerang OST: Disco Necropolis (Graveyard Stage)
    10:13 - Bloodborne: The Old Hunters OST: Ludwig, Holy Blade
    10:29 - Doom Eternal OST: The Only Thing They Fear is You
    11:49 - Bloodborne: The Old Hunters OST: Lady Maria of The Astral Clocktower
    12:37 - Bloodborne: The Old Hunters OST: Ludwig, Holy Blade
    12:40 - Bloodborne OST: Cleric Beast
    12:48 - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney OST: Pursuit ~ Cornered
    13:46 - Jose Pavli: Showdown (Project Wingman OST)
    15:57 - Ace Combat 7 OST: Magic Spear 1
    16:40 - Zachariah Hickman: Morning Dove
    17:01 - Jose Pavli: Showdown (Project Wingman OST)

    • @dovahkiin3379
      @dovahkiin3379 Год назад +39

      Finally a blessing that we don't have to surrender our souls for eternity to get, you deserve indefinite access to all supplementary lore material

    • @tonywilliams6294
      @tonywilliams6294 Год назад +1

      Nice!

    • @tanya-789
      @tanya-789 Год назад +1

      Thank you

    • @emilioe574
      @emilioe574 Год назад +2

      Bless you dude i love you

    • @jeffreykessler2503
      @jeffreykessler2503 Год назад

      0

  • @Gobloing
    @Gobloing 3 года назад +8089

    You're laughing, you've cheesed me with poison knives and you're laughing?

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 3 года назад +825

      Yes, and I'm tired of pretending I'm not.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад +71

      yeah your cage head looks ugly

    • @samk4480
      @samk4480 3 года назад +373

      @@renmcmanus And you can just. *Use the game mechanics* and dash through it. Micolash is only hard if you're lazy and don't pay attention. Which is why I die to him 30 times every NG cycle.

    • @rdumb6813
      @rdumb6813 3 года назад +116

      And I'll do it again

    • @FirebunbunYT
      @FirebunbunYT 3 года назад +90

      I had legitimately no idea people had bad feeling about this boss. I just always walked up to him and killed him in 2 hits with my stakedriver.

  • @KenAshcorp
    @KenAshcorp 3 года назад +7170

    Bloodborne is an average evening in any British city except only half as disgusting and with at least 3 times less infanticide.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Год назад +287

    "Okay, so you have to find the three umbilical cords to kill a god and become a baby Eldritch God so doll waifu can carress you"

    • @albypesphemore
      @albypesphemore 4 месяца назад +6

      Fuck it, we ball

    • @PoisonelleMisty4311
      @PoisonelleMisty4311 3 месяца назад +4

      The gameplay is known for its challenging combat, intricate level design, and deep lore. The story revolves around themes of madness, sacrifice, and the consequences of recklessness in the pursuit of power.

  • @Lulu-ex7fc
    @Lulu-ex7fc Год назад +157

    Today, she felt the Wrath of the Proletariat.

    • @crusadertachanka5883
      @crusadertachanka5883 Год назад +2

      pffffffft

    • @Alpha_priama
      @Alpha_priama Год назад +1

      @@crusadertachanka5883 the lord is here, and i see he has good taste on RUclips

    • @heitormedina7098
      @heitormedina7098 Год назад

      9:15

    • @PoisonelleMisty4311
      @PoisonelleMisty4311 3 месяца назад

      Bloodborne is known for its challenging difficulty, intricate level design, and deep lore, making it a beloved title among fans of action RPGs.

  • @jameswhite301
    @jameswhite301 3 года назад +2267

    Max0r: “Prince Phillip guards the way as an eternal lich”
    Prince Phillip, literally not even a week later: yeah fuck that *promptly dies*
    The prophecy is being fulfilled: the prince has fallen, and soon shall London descend into darkness. I am being hunted by the crown for this comment. Send help.

    • @guidoferrari5415
      @guidoferrari5415 3 года назад +61

      We gonna play BB IRL boys!

    • @Dragonlover553
      @Dragonlover553 3 года назад +52

      This is not how I imagined discovering that Prince Philip was dead.

    • @myHandleIsAlwaysTaken
      @myHandleIsAlwaysTaken 3 года назад +5

      You have 666 likes atm lol, couldn't be any more perfect

    • @martinmelanopaz6925
      @martinmelanopaz6925 3 года назад +8

      the time has come brothers and sisters! lets decend into the eldricht madnnes of London and have the most glorious final moments in human history!

    • @librarian5657
      @librarian5657 3 года назад +6

      South London, the alley next to the grocery shop, knock on the yellow brick behind the candles 3 times.

  • @Obliviontiger5
    @Obliviontiger5 3 года назад +1618

    “Keep listening because it gets worse”. That’s why I’m here

    • @haydenlarkin4789
      @haydenlarkin4789 3 года назад +6

      As a new veiwer, I'm glad I did.

    • @nickcook2775
      @nickcook2775 3 года назад +6

      200,000 jokes with millions more well on the way

    • @j.j.663
      @j.j.663 3 года назад +3

      ah yes, the prequel memes

    • @PoisonelleMisty4311
      @PoisonelleMisty4311 3 месяца назад

      Bloodborne is an action role-playing game developed by FromSoftware, the same developers of the Dark Souls series.

  • @gibleloco
    @gibleloco Год назад +222

    9:02 Well that aged well.

  • @blu3844
    @blu3844 2 года назад +207

    1:49 This....this fucking part right here is just absolutely fucking gorgeous. First matching up the music with each blood filled stab, and then ending it with the boss on unsheathing her sword is just.....FUCK IT FILLS ME WITH SO MUCH OF WHATEVER THAT EMOTION IS WHEN YOU COMMIT A WARCRIME AND IT GOES EXACTLY TO PLAN!

    • @forple8930
      @forple8930 2 года назад +17

      ...satisfaction?

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 6 месяцев назад

      Post nut clarity probably sucks for you

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 4 месяца назад

      @@forple8930mental illne

    • @PoisonelleMisty4311
      @PoisonelleMisty4311 3 месяца назад

      Players take on the role of a hunter who ventures into Yharnam to uncover its dark secrets and rid the city of its malevolent creatures. Throughout the game, players will navigate through intricate levels, engage in fast-paced combat with a variety of enemies, and uncover a deep and intricate story filled with mystery and horror.

  • @SeigiVA
    @SeigiVA 3 года назад +15562

    Don't have to kill Prince Phillip anymore.

    • @Robbot12345
      @Robbot12345 3 года назад +1570

      "That one didn't age quite so well...."

    • @Riplee86
      @Riplee86 3 года назад +441

      Hah! That's one down.

    • @ericschuster2680
      @ericschuster2680 3 года назад +89

      pain

    • @Tsuruchi_420
      @Tsuruchi_420 3 года назад +376

      This video killed prince Philip by osmosis, and he also mentions the queen in It...

    • @Stingraysquad
      @Stingraysquad 3 года назад +524

      I am actually fucking amazed that Max0r managed to time that joke to within a week of a 99 year old man dying.

  • @Iksilver44
    @Iksilver44 3 года назад +2235

    As a British person I can confirm this is a average day in the uk

    • @crabinasuit7646
      @crabinasuit7646 3 года назад +26

      True dat fellow brit

    • @anarquia201
      @anarquia201 3 года назад +118

      >br*tish
      >person
      pick one

    • @chunguskhan5327
      @chunguskhan5327 3 года назад +18

      @@anarquia201 neither. I pick bri'ish.

    • @boxlessone1046
      @boxlessone1046 3 года назад +3

      Ye bruv, the commute is almost inconceivably bad wit those bliddy hairy street urchin poors mumblin’ ‘bout that eldritch truth while standin’ on the road. An’ don’t get me started on those squid buggers in the sky, I tell ya airplanes delays are unbearable.

    • @unprofesional_tw1820
      @unprofesional_tw1820 3 года назад +19

      @@RedClouds2196 as another random British person I can say without a doubt that people here absolutely say they are British

  • @ashamefulgamer1578
    @ashamefulgamer1578 Год назад +40

    The stark naked guy is the best. Imagine being so convoluted that you break through reality from Lordran to Yharnam. Bless this strenght build user.

  • @VanHalen70
    @VanHalen70 Год назад +138

    "these guys somehow killed the milf god" I died laughing so hard 😂

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 9 месяцев назад

      And the milf god was fucking Marine-chan

  • @belowaverage3451
    @belowaverage3451 3 года назад +3547

    This game is a representation of what it's like to live as an unvaccinated child

    • @tczm7269
      @tczm7269 3 года назад +156

      You mean the only one in town who's vaccinated

    • @ideclaredwaronyourfrenchas4123
      @ideclaredwaronyourfrenchas4123 3 года назад +46

      @@tczm7269 its the way around

    • @tczm7269
      @tczm7269 3 года назад +8

      ok cheng

    • @belowaverage3451
      @belowaverage3451 3 года назад +69

      @@tczm7269 the enemies are viruses and diseases, with the first boss being the common cold. And, as you can see (maybe not from this video), it can be hard to beat them

    • @tczm7269
      @tczm7269 3 года назад +17

      @@belowaverage3451 stay based, king

  • @joeburch6754
    @joeburch6754 2 года назад +6775

    There's nothing wrong with being in love with an 8' tall doll based on a 7'10" lady

    • @watchyourback8877
      @watchyourback8877 2 года назад +231

      Facts

    • @MrFox-ox2ze
      @MrFox-ox2ze 2 года назад +352

      I mean considering how many people wanted Lady D to step on them I'd say being in love with a Real Doll (tm) isn't that much weirder

    • @AJKecsk
      @AJKecsk 2 года назад +279

      German wanted Maria EVEN TALLER

    • @joeburch6754
      @joeburch6754 2 года назад +97

      @@AJKecsk not BIG enough

    • @LetsAMP
      @LetsAMP 2 года назад +130

      HOLD UP? EIGHT FUCKIN' FEET? GOD PLEASE CRUSH ME 6'4" SMALLNESS

  • @Dragon65488
    @Dragon65488 Год назад +199

    That Queen part hits a little different after today... XD

  • @としゆきどま
    @としゆきどま Год назад +37

    I can't believe his editing skills were like this 2 years ago and the most recent videos now are now full of brain damage and I freaking love it.

  • @junkyardmob
    @junkyardmob 3 года назад +995

    *Makes joke about killing Prince Philip.*
    *Prince Philip dies one week later.*
    Max0r: Well, _shit_

    • @u.asriel4125
      @u.asriel4125 3 года назад +31

      Prince Phillip couldn't git gud

    • @goose93
      @goose93 3 года назад +11

      Philip lost the 1v1

  • @justacatwithasadface2692
    @justacatwithasadface2692 2 года назад +4680

    Okay, but can we appreciate how even when he's doing this for comedy, Max actually went ham on his lore research?

    • @Dekarowski25
      @Dekarowski25 2 года назад +62

      which one ? The doll one ?

    • @justacatwithasadface2692
      @justacatwithasadface2692 2 года назад +243

      @@Dekarowski25 In general, I think. He actually used relevant theories even though some of them are still contested even today

    • @dr.adderman483
      @dr.adderman483 2 года назад +141

      “John Bloodborne”

    • @pajwubx1809
      @pajwubx1809 2 года назад +48

      Yes, such as the milf god, the bloodborne comic, and fisting

    • @D00000T
      @D00000T 2 года назад +19

      he watched one too many vaati videos

  • @drodtheraccoonowner4547
    @drodtheraccoonowner4547 Год назад +62

    "tasers will not stop me" made laugh so hard

  • @tacticalnuke5673
    @tacticalnuke5673 Год назад +47

    Now you don't have to kill the Queen anymore.

  • @panicatthejojo0315
    @panicatthejojo0315 3 года назад +2653

    Attempt at an even worse and shorter Bloodborne summarization: "Murdering insane people and beasts in order to consume baby juice and turn into a slug."

  • @mrfezzerton664
    @mrfezzerton664 3 года назад +1526

    I can’t believe a bunch of college students killed Marine I’m shaking and crying.

    • @IamVendetta95
      @IamVendetta95 3 года назад +151

      I had a more difficult time believing that she had a kid after she died.

    • @nickcher7071
      @nickcher7071 3 года назад +102

      It seems they must be teached some... SALVATION
      *Alicorn angrily resurfaces*

    • @rigatonithetiger9986
      @rigatonithetiger9986 3 года назад +38

      @@nickcher7071 Bad Torres, go back to the time-out zone. I’m taking your nukes and anime away.

    • @nickcher7071
      @nickcher7071 3 года назад +52

      @@rigatonithetiger9986 WE RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY

    • @gudamdiddler1064
      @gudamdiddler1064 3 года назад +27

      @@nickcher7071 Where gamers
      Don't rule the world

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Год назад +30

    "The odds are stacked against you in ways that don't feel like bullshit, most of the time."
    That's a pretty accurate summary of souls-like difficulty.

  • @markjmacrae
    @markjmacrae 2 года назад +41

    This video is so deep, complex, and subtle, that it needs its own VaatiVidya to explain all the little nuggets of gold. Using Last Surprise from the Persona 5 OST was so perfect, but you need to hear the lyrics and get the content to realise…. Have watched this over and over and it’s still hilarious and there are always more things to get

  • @spookwagen-thegreat1350
    @spookwagen-thegreat1350 3 года назад +3497

    im not exactly sure of the canonicity of that supplemental lore material

    • @manuelciancarella7152
      @manuelciancarella7152 3 года назад +275

      I need to conduct an investigation on It
      In other words sauce

    • @futoifutomomodesu3206
      @futoifutomomodesu3206 3 года назад +222

      @@manuelciancarella7152 352533

    • @srs6461
      @srs6461 3 года назад +19

      @@manuelciancarella7152 sauce?

    • @kylehill9653
      @kylehill9653 2 года назад +54

      @@futoifutomomodesu3206 that was neat

    • @dognamedpancake1016
      @dognamedpancake1016 2 года назад +27

      @@manuelciancarella7152 AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was good

  • @anamonlbigm5838
    @anamonlbigm5838 3 года назад +416

    “Supplementary lore material” is going in the vocabulary now.

    • @marcodxd3631
      @marcodxd3631 3 года назад +20

      the deepening of the understanding of the dolls anatomy

    • @leotenenbaum6806
      @leotenenbaum6806 3 года назад

      It wasn’t before?

  • @dragonel88
    @dragonel88 2 года назад +28

    A bit story about Kos and the fishing hamlet. byrgenwerth didn't kill Kos,she actually ascended into higher plane of existence. However her body stays and one day it somehow wash a shore at fishing hamlet. Fishing hamlet people worship it because her corpse still contain great one power and they turn mad because of it(madman knowledge). Byrgenwerth notice this and so they ventures there to discover that fishing hamlet people were hostile to them(because they knew byrgenwerth is chasing after Kos body) and so they order hunters to neutralise them,after that byrgenwerth scholar kidnap fishing hamlet people and doing inhuman experiment on them. Kos from higher plane of existence get angry at this and so she curses all the blood drunk hunters to be doomed forever in hunters nightmare.

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile Год назад +1

      tldr the elder gods are less evil than your friends are

    • @dragonel88
      @dragonel88 Год назад +1

      ​​@@Tom_Cruise_Missile bloodborne was inspired by lovecraftian, most of evil being in lovecraftian story is human.

    • @desertdude540
      @desertdude540 2 месяца назад

      @@dragonel88 I don't know what you're talking about. There isn't much evil in Lovecraft's stories (aside from Nyarlathotep) and all the dread comes from the idea that these immensely powerful alien beings that live very close to us could wipe us all out without much effort and the only reason they haven't is a combination of not noticing something so insignificant as humanity and that the opportunity cost of exterminating us is higher than the opportunity cost of doing something else.

  • @cymes82
    @cymes82 Год назад +19

    Max0r predicted Prince Philip's death a week prior.

  • @MultiKillerpie
    @MultiKillerpie 3 года назад +422

    pretty sure our man actually killed prince Phillip...

  • @knightcat2726
    @knightcat2726 3 года назад +3622

    the jokes per second ratio is incredible

    • @4KDolbyDigital
      @4KDolbyDigital 2 года назад +112

      And at the same time it doesn't feel overwhelming

    • @nealang9520
      @nealang9520 2 года назад +18

      I never knew such ratios existed 😋

    • @Laid2Rest94
      @Laid2Rest94 2 года назад +33

      It’s enough to steal the air from your lungs

    • @mrditkovitch4395
      @mrditkovitch4395 2 года назад +1

      what is it

    • @trevorx7872
      @trevorx7872 2 года назад +22

      tfw it's jokes per second instead of seconds per joke

  • @SirMrGeo
    @SirMrGeo 2 года назад +47

    This Max's editing skills are horrorfying yet divine and I don't know if I should be scared

  • @samwhary5498
    @samwhary5498 2 года назад +21

    Max0r, you made me laugh so hard I nearly fainted. Finally got me out of a long, depressing, aimless existence. So thanks.

  • @PhoenixLive_YT
    @PhoenixLive_YT 3 года назад +4859

    it's like hey hey people, but faster

    • @sir_fuckwit
      @sir_fuckwit 3 года назад +273

      "Hey hey people, MaxOr here."

    • @henriquefinger935
      @henriquefinger935 3 года назад +136

      I live to see videos with this energy.

    • @deusexmachina2938
      @deusexmachina2938 3 года назад +203

      Even Sseth doesn't have this much ADHD

    • @momysbigcohones7255
      @momysbigcohones7255 3 года назад +177

      Either max0r is Seth on cocaine or seth is max0r High on ritalin

    • @LordLicoriceDerp
      @LordLicoriceDerp 3 года назад +181

      I want to fund a co-project between Sseth and Max0r, knowing full well the experience will kill me

  • @Scindere
    @Scindere 3 года назад +1294

    the guy is on another level of entertainment speedrun. This was just pure gold dude

  • @ElinCamellia
    @ElinCamellia Год назад

    I love these, found you through a recommendation on my stream, I watch them when I'm stressed out which is all the time. really helps me change mine sets. thank you.

  • @aidandeleon697
    @aidandeleon697 Год назад +3

    10:33 He forgot about Yamamura. we're just missing the air conditioning.

  • @Mikaela112
    @Mikaela112 2 года назад +1169

    "You can rip out there heart which is considered rude and a slight annoyance"
    We British are just built different

  • @Sophist
    @Sophist 3 года назад +3079

    I'm only 11 minutes in and it's already the best video I've seen all year. Incredible.

    • @lukeferguson2597
      @lukeferguson2597 3 года назад +18

      Would recommend his devil may cry videos

    • @daviddixon8674
      @daviddixon8674 3 года назад +6

      Bloodbourne.EXE?

    • @RadiantBeachShulk
      @RadiantBeachShulk 3 года назад +1

      Oh my gosh, of COURSE you're here LMAO

    • @Sophist
      @Sophist 3 года назад +7

      @@RadiantBeachShulk I clicked on this vid because I saw "Bloodborne review" no other reason...

    • @RadiantBeachShulk
      @RadiantBeachShulk 3 года назад +19

      @@Sophist not for "Doll Waifu Simulator" of course, nope, definitely not

  • @randallporter1404
    @randallporter1404 Год назад +7

    3:53 "Buckle your britches bitches." LOL

  • @lyle851
    @lyle851 2 года назад +1

    Lately I've been seeing reaction videos of your work here and there, glad these masterpieces are being noticed

  • @warlerker
    @warlerker 3 года назад +5644

    That Prince Philip joke aged so quickly it Literally was like spilled milk.

    • @Max0r
      @Max0r  3 года назад +3946

      It takes like a week to beat bloodborne
      prince Phillip died within a week of this upload
      I’d say it aged perfectly, since my video canonically caused someone to defeat the Prince Phillip Boss in real life

    • @namegobrrrr7192
      @namegobrrrr7192 3 года назад +458

      Nah that joke aged like a fine wine that I will savor for the rest of my life

    • @TheDocbach
      @TheDocbach 3 года назад +103

      @@Max0r LOL! Dark....

    • @AlexTheGuac
      @AlexTheGuac 3 года назад +187

      @@Max0r dude where do you get these goddamn jokes? Do they just pop into your head every second of every day?

    • @mrhbn9251
      @mrhbn9251 3 года назад +92

      @@Max0r Damn dude. Was Prince Philip really a boss fight though, I am sure I could have beaten him by slapping some wet toilet tissue on him.

  • @Metaretru
    @Metaretru 3 года назад +516

    OH GOD HE EVEN INCLUDE THE ART STUDE-

  • @dantebeowulfhawbolt5862
    @dantebeowulfhawbolt5862 Год назад

    First video I've seen by you, it was really good! Your humour is great. Appreciated the King footnote, I am glad to see you support all form of monarchs

  • @gerhardventer1098
    @gerhardventer1098 Год назад +9

    13:20 when you tell your girl to calm down

  • @scollin8096
    @scollin8096 3 года назад +428

    “We spent the entire game trying to kill an infant. These guys killed the milf god” as a lover of bloodborne this is my favorite description of the dlc

    • @capperbuns
      @capperbuns 3 года назад +25

      And the fact that marine is Portrayed as the "Milf God" just maked me sub lmao

    • @greekman5
      @greekman5 3 года назад +2

      Ah yes you are a masochist as well

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 3 года назад +2

      Hilarious.

  • @giornogiovanna5214
    @giornogiovanna5214 3 года назад +227

    “Bullets are a suggestion like the Genova convention”
    Maxor

    • @fauxfirefur
      @fauxfirefur 3 года назад +2

      He has said no lie.

    • @strogonoffcore
      @strogonoffcore 3 года назад

      The Spiffing Brit also talks about the Geneva Suggestion

  • @L1v1ngDeAdGirl
    @L1v1ngDeAdGirl 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love going back to these older videos just to see how much Max0r has improved (for better or worse).

  • @mrcwillis6970
    @mrcwillis6970 Год назад +1

    Amazing XD 👌
    Thanks for making my day.
    This is so good and well edited.

  • @c.i.a.3621
    @c.i.a.3621 3 года назад +1640

    We are currently looking into Max0r because of the recent death of Prince Phillip, and we hope you won't actually charge sony headquarters, Max0r. Nice ending theme btw.

    • @osielperez6941
      @osielperez6941 3 года назад +22

      I have a crime to report 3:47

    • @mr.mlaststandsite813
      @mr.mlaststandsite813 3 года назад +1

      CIA your people scare me sometimes

    • @suntzu1409
      @suntzu1409 3 года назад +1

      Wanna collab?

    • @suntzu1409
      @suntzu1409 3 года назад +1

      @@osielperez6941 sin not crime

    • @Scotty-tl3jj
      @Scotty-tl3jj 2 года назад

      Wait English affairs are out of the CIA’s jurestiction, ignoring Afghanistan in the 70’s-80’s

  • @shcemx
    @shcemx 2 года назад +13

    0:01 Hey ain't that the girl from ME!ME!ME!? You know, THAT girl.

  • @TheGrimmlore
    @TheGrimmlore 2 года назад +1

    This is 9000/10 the most epic, glorious review I have ever seen. You sire have arned my like and subscribe, I has now become a Max0r fan.

  • @noloid1206
    @noloid1206 2 года назад +3725

    Fun fact: when you go to Fromsoftware's headquarters, Max0r's summon sign appears next to the main door!

    • @agreyspiritden5442
      @agreyspiritden5442 Год назад +323

      "Hello my name is Max0r and we are going to heist the entire of From software HQ to finally submit them to port Bloodborne on PC"

    • @yorunoshugeki
      @yorunoshugeki Год назад +97

      *Ringing old hunter bell*

    • @PrinceRoshak
      @PrinceRoshak Год назад +10

      That was gold

    • @cianmccarthy8451
      @cianmccarthy8451 Год назад +53

      Myazaki, Host of the Soulsborne:

    • @willcraft1007
      @willcraft1007 Год назад +34

      Imma go test this out, I’ll update in a few hours
      Update: From is sending the Orphan of Kos after us, we need backup

  • @niocriste2705
    @niocriste2705 3 года назад +348

    Don't worry, Prince Philip has ascended into an Eternal Lich Phase

  • @usny2922
    @usny2922 Год назад +39

    and so Alfred’s quest line came to an end today

  • @Mr_Reeflay
    @Mr_Reeflay 8 месяцев назад +1

    having played this game and actually experiencing its horrors and discomforts
    then laughing out loud watching this clip
    compels me to sub.
    nice stuff man 👏

  • @anaccident523
    @anaccident523 3 года назад +1540

    "Tasers will not stop me"
    Well I'm not sure about that, police is using some weird looking tasers these days

    • @Phantomegaming
      @Phantomegaming 3 года назад +80

      Yeaaaa, some would even claim they resemble guns

    • @buivansung1406
      @buivansung1406 3 года назад +86

      Their "taser" will still taze you but with copper instead electricity :)

    • @bennygohome4576
      @bennygohome4576 3 года назад +31

      Only the female officer use those wired new tasers though

    • @krokey9996
      @krokey9996 3 года назад +6

      Oof

    • @nomoreheros374
      @nomoreheros374 3 года назад +1

      Lol 😆

  • @jakeb6703
    @jakeb6703 3 года назад +486

    Deeply worried how much effort the editing takes

  • @fellasinparis8561
    @fellasinparis8561 Год назад +3

    Bloodborne is just a London child fetching his dad a pint of beer at night

    • @zombiedemon1762
      @zombiedemon1762 Год назад +2

      What child in London has an endless supply of Lovecraftian monsters between him/herself and the fridge?

    • @fellasinparis8561
      @fellasinparis8561 Год назад

      @@zombiedemon1762 london

  • @CelestialDraconis
    @CelestialDraconis 2 года назад +4

    The way you describe it, this game felt like a fever dream. If you were to explain Bloodborne to anyone who has no knowledge of the game, you'd sound clinically insane.

  • @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod
    @FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod 3 года назад +554

    THE SWEET MERCH... OH IT SINGS TO ME... ITS ENOUGH TO MAKE A MAN DRIP...

    • @ihavewings655
      @ihavewings655 3 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @nillynush4899
      @nillynush4899 3 года назад +4

      So long as their parent company doesn't also own subsidiaries which make tear gas and bullets for the Police like Some companies do. Do your research kids, follow that Money.

  • @DPiddy
    @DPiddy 3 года назад +1564

    This... is a masterpiece. SUBBED.

    • @francis6489
      @francis6489 3 года назад +4

      Check out Ssethtzeentach. This video is basically a parody of his style.

    • @siccypup6523
      @siccypup6523 3 года назад

      I was going to like the comment, but it's at 69, so not today

    • @hyhy2235
      @hyhy2235 3 года назад +2

      @@siccypup6523 do it bro it’s like 449 now

    • @RedaiRmal
      @RedaiRmal 3 года назад

      Oh man, re watching your con videos has been helping with the convention withdrawal.

    • @creatorsfreedom6734
      @creatorsfreedom6734 6 месяцев назад

      Still cannot USE the DOLL to this Day ........... my life is not complete

  • @ReggieZoltan
    @ReggieZoltan 2 года назад

    There are very few RUclips videos that I have watched more than once and they still amuse me. GJ 👏

  • @francescapatti2934
    @francescapatti2934 2 года назад +48

    I love watching Maxor videos about weird ass games I've never played and will never play, because his fast paced editing from hell coupled with the sheer absurdity of the things he's saying and also me literally only understanding half of it, just makes it so entertaining.

    • @emoaf8555
      @emoaf8555 Год назад

      Says the Genshit gamer

    • @francescapatti2934
      @francescapatti2934 Год назад +1

      @@emoaf8555 Haha yeah. I do like Genshin 😂

    • @albo3music
      @albo3music 11 месяцев назад +4

      You should definitely play bloodborne, lol

    • @catwiffhat4274
      @catwiffhat4274 10 месяцев назад

      everyone should play bloodborne

  • @coinslot321
    @coinslot321 2 года назад +2822

    'Filled with squids, immigrants, and air conditioning' had me rolling. Lovecraft was an.... interesting dude. For those that dont know, the air conditioning bit isnt a joke. Lovecraft really did write a book where that was the 'cosmic horror' behind the plot. edit: as Tyler Cunningham mentions below, the name of the story is 'Cool Air' for those interested.

    • @georgekal9726
      @georgekal9726 2 года назад +180

      For some reason i cant picture a guy with the name LOVEcraft writing eldrtitch horrors...when i first heard about him i thought he was a romance writer or something.

    • @walrusonion9yearsago777
      @walrusonion9yearsago777 2 года назад +276

      @@georgekal9726 Honestly so did I then I learned he named his cat the N Word

    • @georgekal9726
      @georgekal9726 2 года назад +40

      @@walrusonion9yearsago777 wait what?

    • @kookykoruc1827
      @kookykoruc1827 2 года назад +246

      @@georgekal9726 dude just hated everything that wasnt like him, he called people that spoke my native language "simians"
      I still enjoy his stories tho

    • @georgekal9726
      @georgekal9726 2 года назад +172

      @@kookykoruc1827 oh well..just because someone creates good art , doesnt mean they are necessarily a good person.

  • @ShinigamiSparda
    @ShinigamiSparda 3 года назад +190

    "John Bloodborne becomes conscripted into the service of a gay elder god and the 60 year old man he keeps as a pet and is given the ultimate task of killing an invisible infant in order to cure his anemia."
    This line not only made me break down in laughter, but also got me subscribe. Bravo.

  • @rodarkness6189
    @rodarkness6189 11 месяцев назад

    This is one of the best video i ever see, i saw it two years ago and still explode my mind of how amazing it is

  • @NorseBloodTyr
    @NorseBloodTyr 2 года назад

    First time watching one of your vids... And I'm going to say that I love this SO MUCH amazing review and full of fun

  • @wolfexxvii
    @wolfexxvii 3 года назад +182

    @3:47 My man's tossed fischl doujin at us and thought we wouldn't notice.

    • @bruhman6920
      @bruhman6920 3 года назад +23

      The numbers mason what are they

    • @mayer492
      @mayer492 3 года назад +5

      The numbers mason what are they? (2)

    • @grandjoueur388
      @grandjoueur388 3 года назад +3

      The onions Mason ?

    • @jojomaster7675
      @jojomaster7675 3 года назад +4

      *_GIVE US THE SAUCE!_*

    • @Tidal_FGC
      @Tidal_FGC 3 года назад +4

      Commenting for sauce

  • @Whale_stream
    @Whale_stream 3 года назад +769

    oh damn this is like an actual review n shit

    • @crusade3802
      @crusade3802 3 года назад +9

      It was?
      Damn I was just watching cause of the funny I didn't understand a word he was saying

    • @necrogaming418
      @necrogaming418 3 года назад +2

      I side with the shrimp

    • @hellatze
      @hellatze 3 года назад +3

      he even cover the long hour lore in few minutes.
      madlad

    • @rune.theocracy
      @rune.theocracy 3 года назад +1

      wait
      what

  • @Joeylikeswakkie
    @Joeylikeswakkie 9 месяцев назад

    I haven’t touched this game since it came out and boy that Lore breakdown really refreshed my memory. Thanks!

  • @LeatherNinja
    @LeatherNinja Год назад +9

    Your content makes minutes feel like literal hours. You would think a brain overloading video would make time fly by, but you would be completely wrong. Good job 👍

  • @Actiondanny
    @Actiondanny 2 года назад +507

    Poorly summarized Bloodborne lore:
    The moon told an elderly cripple to tell you to kill a baby, but if you kill enough extra babies on your own time, you can kill the moon and turn into a slug.

    • @jotarokujo4727
      @jotarokujo4727 2 года назад

      But isn't the moon a gay Elder god who kills babies for fun?

    • @mr.bruhbruh9203
      @mr.bruhbruh9203 Год назад

      Brilliant 👌👌👌👌👌👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👨‍🦳👨‍🦳👨‍🦳👨‍🦳👨‍🦳👨‍🦳👨‍🦳👶👶👶

    • @francobriones98
      @francobriones98 Год назад

      Poorly? This is perfect

  • @dopey473
    @dopey473 3 года назад +519

    Oh god even his titles are like Sseth's now. The transformation is fully complete!

    • @icantthinkofagoodusername4464
      @icantthinkofagoodusername4464 3 года назад +104

      One step closer to his goal of replacing Sseth in this reality by becoming so similar to him that the universe itself can not distinguish between the high levels of quality in their content, thus forcing Sseth to be replaced by Max0r throughout space and time.

    • @kobidavis1752
      @kobidavis1752 3 года назад +64

      Now he just has to convert to Judaism

    • @justanotherrandomontheyout4791
      @justanotherrandomontheyout4791 3 года назад +10

      Sseth's american cousin?
      Oh yeah it's all coming together

    • @gyarurespecter3386
      @gyarurespecter3386 3 года назад +14

      @@kobidavis1752 He already is, didn't you see 3:21?

    • @kobidavis1752
      @kobidavis1752 3 года назад

      @@gyarurespecter3386 yes the munnies

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 9 месяцев назад +3

    I really like the editing, good job

  • @voytech6280
    @voytech6280 Год назад +8

    This is the best Bloodborne video ever created.

  • @garlicbreadlady
    @garlicbreadlady 3 года назад +555

    “All you have to do is kill prince phillip.”
    That aged like fine, 200 year old wine.

  • @Yugyuk
    @Yugyuk 3 года назад +1483

    "Bullets are a suggestion"
    Ymfah: Hold my beer

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 года назад +38

      Bloodting for the win!

    • @PorktatoesSSRB
      @PorktatoesSSRB 3 года назад +35

      *Snorts Bone dust*

    • @pofi1957
      @pofi1957 3 года назад +15

      "I accept your suggestion."

    • @alack3879
      @alack3879 2 года назад +2

      I want to do that for my first ru

  • @grapplingalligator596
    @grapplingalligator596 Год назад +8

    Finally figured out the difference
    Story:➡️➡️➡️➡️
    Lore:➡️⬆️⬆️🔽❔🌕☠

  • @pridesin9070
    @pridesin9070 Год назад +7

    Wrath of the proletariat succeeded yesterday

  • @yourpalsammy9773
    @yourpalsammy9773 3 года назад +323

    I actually Googled "Mergo's pig fisting route."
    Was disappointed to not find it called that.

  • @magosexploratoradeon6409
    @magosexploratoradeon6409 2 года назад +1595

    I did not expect seeing that high profile doujin of the doll waifu.
    10/10 would cope with 2d women more.

    • @DeshyTheWise
      @DeshyTheWise 2 года назад +88

      ...give... me... the... fucking... sauce... or else...

    • @DeshyTheWise
      @DeshyTheWise 2 года назад +43

      HAHAHAH I FOUND IT, "me!me!me!" hahgahahahahahah

    • @fiddlesticks7245
      @fiddlesticks7245 2 года назад +115

      @@DeshyTheWise she's from this game called bloodborne the video is about it. Hope it helps

    • @Dominator-gh4cv
      @Dominator-gh4cv 2 года назад +7

      @@DeshyTheWise sauce me up man

    • @detrilogue3174
      @detrilogue3174 2 года назад +194

      @@Dominator-gh4cv i gotchu fam
      379595

  • @SilkenDealer19
    @SilkenDealer19 Год назад +1

    you gained a new sub bro, amazing content and sense of humor

  • @Warspanker
    @Warspanker 6 месяцев назад +1

    I come back to this one every now and then, since it was my first exposure to max0r.

  • @fatherferguson9933
    @fatherferguson9933 3 года назад +579

    Holy shit what a good video

    • @punishedgrimm
      @punishedgrimm 3 года назад +2

      ikr

    • @ink66
      @ink66 3 года назад

      I haven't watched yet imma be back afterwards

    • @Silent_Sounds
      @Silent_Sounds 3 года назад

      @@ink66 how did it go?

    • @ink66
      @ink66 3 года назад

      @@Silent_Sounds It was good considering my uncertainty about it lol

  • @MrMagnetron2
    @MrMagnetron2 3 года назад +336

    “Bullets are a suggestion like the Geneva Convention.”
    Peko↗️Peko↘️Peko↗️Peko↘️

    • @v0780
      @v0780 3 года назад +33

      HA↓HA↑HA↓HA↑HA↓HA↑

    • @matteopietroluca3434
      @matteopietroluca3434 3 года назад +4

      Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion.

    • @kathrynegames4032
      @kathrynegames4032 3 года назад +1

      Wow the rabbit hole reaches even to the Soulsborne

  • @ThatCatInAsuit
    @ThatCatInAsuit 2 месяца назад +1

    This is three years old but whatever, Micolash isn't random from what I can tell he will run in the opposite direction to you. So when entering the boss arena go straight, right, straight, then another right and he will go down to the door you need to stop before getting on the stairs or when you see him run down and go back down the staircase you came up and go just left then straight to start the 1st phase.

  • @NataNation007
    @NataNation007 Год назад +5

    max, that "basics" section is one of the best things I've ever seen in my life, hands down.