Hey all, While this review is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, better in terms of voice and editing work (Especially voice), so I encourage you to check that out.
While I am going to do that, I'd like to point out that the main funni-factor is the impeccable writing and meme-choice. So long as that hasn't changed, all is well
@@user-bg1xh3yl5o It's finally time to do a pro Redditor move and respond to someone with "r/woosh" even though they were joking. Finally, the culmination of my life is nearing. My obligation is nearly fulfilled.
Yeah - until you read the wiki and realize that you have to pay for any ammunition used during your "hospitalization" and for any deaths/injuries caused during the process.
@@bustanut5501 Would be a really hilarious sight if a fully armed assult group jumped out of a flying ambulance into an intense firefight only to rescue ONE guy who had their membership while half a dozen people lie bleeding around them.
This is proof that a fast-paced clever talking review mixed in with loud noises, flashing images, and memes that are barely relevant to the sentence is enough to throw me into a fit of uncontrollable laughter urging me to pause this video roughly 18 times before I could recover.
Fun fact: you can get get into a street brawl with the grenade-nosed clown in a quest later down the line and if you hit him in the head too many times the grenade goes off. Good times.
Ah yes. The future, where I can pay hospitals to send EMTs with shotguns to make SURE they have patients to take back. They drove out there. THEY'RE TAKING SOMEONE BACK TO THE HOSPITAL.
Honestly in night city I think everyone needs a gun. I think in the rulebooks for the tabletops it's explicitly stated everyone needs to be armed because of rampant crime which I think might just be V because we never see any actual crimes committed aside from out own.
@@ralcogaming7674 i mean you have the crime stopping missions where you mostly have a gang of random thugs stading around murdering bystanders. except for the three or so organized crime missions where you have a gang of random thugs standing around somewhere that are just waiting for you to kill them to get a blueprint for a weapon that you will only ever be allowed to craft if you spec into crafting. and those are some of the greatest weapons in game.
@@StabbyTheSkaven yeah but we don't really see those crimes happen we see the aftermath of crimes, corpses and such. People should be getting robbed and shot in the streets constantly.
Spoilers in case you haven't played through that quest yet This quest was one of the last quests I still had open and I decided to tell him what's up after finding things out. The voice message the guy sent me on the credits screen fucking killed me lmao
It’s amazing and pathetic, he’s better off dead anyways because he’s an absolute monster that just wants to kill. We JUST found a new way of hating him.
2077 went from "It'd be easier to list how often it ran smoothly rather than list the crashes and bugs" to "wait this game is playable now why did it take me two years, an anime, peer pressure from two of my friends and a 50% discount to even consider playing this" and I'm glad it did because I really like killing Adam.
@@ionitaa Sseth's video is actually being way less ADHD than this, but Sseth injects waaay more focus on various edgier political and historical memes while without being partisan about it
@@allgameriot1291 I do think that he takes a whole lot of inspiration from Sseth, maybe could even be called a bootleg Sseth, though he still adds a bit of his own flair to the mix.
It's kinda funny to me how the ultra rich in this game pay for trauma team accounts that run into the tens of thousands of eurobucks annually, whereas V can just buy a second heart from a ripperdoc for $€42000 that automatically revives him whenever he dies.
Or that one modification that when you get low enough health activates and takes 50% of nearest enemy health. I forgot the name of it (it isn't half of their health its 50% so if their under half health they die)
Starting to believe Haigs is also in a state of quantum superposition because every video I look in the comment sections *he's right fucking there lmao*
Please dear god tell me you're monetized for this video. I have watched it more than I care to admit publicly because of the unique and hilarious style. I'm sold, and a new subscriber!
I hope that he re-makes this video now that 2.0 and phantom liberty are released. It'll be cool to see how both Cyberpunk and Max0r have evolved over time
The title has [OLD] now just like his 1st GENSHIN video, this is surely gonna get another one, I hope this time we're the ones glitching in the floor than the game
my favourite part was when I accidentally betrayed the Haitian gang to colonialists and caused a genocide when they all died in their chairs thanks to internet smallpox.
I was so shocked when the reclusive gang who uses outsiders for their dirty work then throws them away, used me for their dirty work then threw me away.
@@pajwubx1809 fallout 76 wasn't that bad. on release yeah it was fucking god awful but the gameplay loop itself is decent. got a decent 100 hours out of it. being able to make your settlement anywhere and chill in your base and have people come hang out and trade feels cool. the bugs and micro-transactions are inexcusable though I wouldn't doubt if they used fallout 76 as a way to get fast money to fund starfield and their new elder scrolls game lol.
You mistyped, this is the only CORRECT review I've seen so far, literally hitting the nail on the head so often that I think you accidentally build an entire house
@@randomisaac5959For some reason I played it on ps4 and literally had 50x less bugs than everyone on pc. No idea why but I played on base ps4 and it was fine except for a visual bug here and there
“It is up to you and you alone and you and Keanu Reeves to navigate this scary world together yourself and to get to the bottom of who the when is where on top of the six the near whenever and build this city on rock and roll, but to understand cyberpunk 2077, you must understand the world of night city.” I broke my brain trying to understand that sentence.
he's right though, there should be some fucking consequences with as much as you fuck with the gangs, or hell, the megacorps. We're told (and shown) throughout the game that Arasaka and Miltech actively hunt down anyone who screw with them or their bottom line, and moreover, they're fairly good at finding folks. Yet here you are, fucking with them constantly, and outside of Main story missions, they couldn't give less of a shit. The Tyger Claws in particular according to the lore are supposed to take extreme umbrage at anyone who raises a hand against any single one of them, no matter how valid the reason, yet here ya go, going through group after group of gangoons, not being subtle in the slightest, and there's no reaction. Hell, 6th Street let me join a fucking rooftop party at one point
@@magmat0585 hell, after you fought against Mr. Forest, while looking for Evelyn, Johnny mentions how much you just fucked up because you alerted every single Tyger Claw in your area. 20 minutes later you call THE LEADER OF THE GANG, YOU JUST FOUGHT AGAINST and it isn't mentioned in the slightest... I'm sorry, WHAT?
"You PAID to go to that hosiptal, and God Dammit, you're going to fucking get there." I honestly laughed out loud, because I thought the same damn thing when Sandra Dorset got evac'd.
Fuck yeah, Trauma Team will do everything in their fucking infinite power to make sure you live to pay your bill. They are prepared to use military-grade weaponry to ensure your survival. There's a reason the one percent tend to use them exclusively.
@@notastone4832 Sure. There is Lithium everywhere on earth. Lithium is one of the most abundant earths on Earth. You don't have it to source from cartels, unlike rare earths where you don't have much of a choice.
I’ve never heard Max speak so quickly. This video felt like a 20 minute video shortened down to 12, while retaining the good writing and memes; just sending them at you so quickly you barely have time to register them before the next one comes at you.
I don't have a dozen mnemonic wetware implants from Crazy Cal's Value Black Clinic and Refurbished Gear Mart to boosterize my thinkmeats' processing and comprehension to duploquintum-computer levels (and still not be able to run Crysis), nor do I have a supply of MegaCityOne's greatest contraband substance, Slo-Mo, to grant me a full ten minutes to take in each frame of video. I enjoy full-on bang-bang non-sequitur humor, but this is way, way too cocaine-fueled. Oh, well, so long as there were no embedded blipverts that would cause my head to sponta- *B O O O O M*
@@crimmythecrow unless "your" opinion is not same as hivemind - then it gets downvoted and buried. Bonus point for shadowbans. Even though some subreddits are ok that does not change the whole picture of Reddit
“The game isn’t afraid of letting you break it with massive damage numbers” _shows only 1800 damage_ me with my Critical Craftsman build: *laughs in 300,000 damage crit*
@@gorkemaykut5230 With the right set up, you could wipe out an entire building full of goons without even taking a step onto the premises because you could see and hack them through walls
Laughs in 2 million damage critical headshot smart sniper rifle. Chuckles in insta-kill quickhack applied to two people at the same time. You literally become unstoppable towards the end. Which is why I want to try the game with the hardcore combat overhaul, where basically anything can one hit anyone, including you.
Nah screw water boarding, introducing DIESEL boarding,for when you have to much diesel or feel like leaving an everlasting effect of pain in your enemies lungs
Seriously, this is one of the best, if not the best, game reviews I've seen on RUclips. Tight, consice, hilarious, well-edited, informative, rewatchable, entertaining beyond belief. Great job with this one! I'm so glad I found this channel.
@@ArunNarasimhan_arun1997107 There's barely any labour protection and the new legislations made everything chaotic. Basically, no one liked the new legislation. But in general, much like other eastern Asian countries, Taiwan has one of the longest official working hours in the world
@@benlex5672 well, gotta keep the pretense that people outside US and western Europe can somehow work more for much less pay and still live "just as good"™. At least mainland is happy to go completely without labor laws for that sweet sweet slave labor for their -zaibatsu- /cough/ I mean, communist™ overlords.
@@benlex5672 Come and live in Hong Kong my friend, where there are literally NO labour protections; while having THE LONGEST official working hours in the world.
What I learned from this is that if you’re a game dev and can summarize your side quest in less than a well developed good quality paragraph, it probably doesn’t need to be in the game.
@@spinyslasher6586 do it. I played it twice and loved it but I would definitely wait for patches and Optimization. By then you'll probably have dlc too.
@@atrocious7766 Eh, frankly it’s pretty average. Average to bad, even. But that doesn’t say much when 9/10 games these days are literal dumpster fires.
Foxconn belongs to Taiwanese Company and both Foxconn and its Holding company have harsh working schedule (i know its half year late for this comment but still make a reply no matter)
@@eukaryota5197 still, most allegations point to the Chinese branches, basically not our fault. In Taiwan we actually have this amazing thing called democracy and the right to protest
tbf Kang Tao was originally Taiwanese but restructured to become Mainland Chinese in 2050 Also Taiwan declared independence from China in 2008 in Cyberpunk's timeline 'cause Japan was backing them up and China was busy being mid-civil war between Maoists and Dengists Cyberpunk lore gets kinda wacky
Just wait until you enable raytracing on an non-RTX GPU. It actually works, but at 1fps. You could even bump that up to 30fps if you go all low at 50% resolution scaling of 1080p. Edit: GTX 1660 Ti, AMD 5600x
Just here to point that the strange clown dude who "accidentaly" robs a store is a character from a brazilian RPG geek podcast called Ozob, who is like our Hatsune Miku but its a sad clown allowed to swear. Oh, and accidentaly robbing a store is in full character
I know it's late, but as a Polish femboy CD Projekt slave I can agree, I have been modeling V's apartment for 6 years, they have just let me out after making a single tavern for The Witcher 4 for around 17 months
I know the joke about rubber at 5:30 was made off handedly, but seeing as logistics was fucked in the time of the Red (circa 1923-1949), that's basically true.
Kinda sad that there isn't an Italian Mafia in the game, and even more sad that if they're theoretically was you couldn't join them and play the Pizza Time Theme on loop
Two things : A/ I'm jealous of your writing skills, I will be learning from you and B/ the all-terrain bike is the best vehicle in the game. It drives perfectly and it can fit in traffic where a car would be stuck. It can brake from 100 to 0 in the space of 5 millimeters and then you can change direction by spinning around on your front wheel I mean how cool is that, come the eff on ! You also get the bike for free if you do a couple of the "biker gang" quests. I did the entire game with that bike except for the parts that force you to drive someone else's car. Plus, biking in this game looks and feels *effing badass.*
The best part about Max0r videos is that they're all like 4 times the actual length of the video because he edits in thousands of memes for us to read out.
"The mentality of these people uniquely corresponds to the wider world. One where human life means nothing, and everyone is out for themselves." "Just like America"
Depends what you're comparing it to, cuz theres like, nearly everywhere else in reality which makes it look not so bad.. but then theres the impossible fantasy land in peoples heads too, or the not so impossible but equally improbably but technically possible slightly improved land.
This entire video was relentless, I'm pretty sure I was laughing so hard I began to cry at some point during that. Anything that uses quantum superposition as a gag is a winner in my books, the editing for that police bit killed me.
Hey all,
While this review is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, better in terms of voice and editing work (Especially voice), so I encourage you to check that out.
Oh surprised I saw this first! Great content regardless tho :D
While I am going to do that, I'd like to point out that the main funni-factor is the impeccable writing and meme-choice. So long as that hasn't changed, all is well
no no this is good to fr
Funny enough this was the first video of yours I've come across some months back - Been subscribed since with Ace Combats being my absolute favorites.
Chris Pratt is So Cool
I cant even blink because 10 years of Max0r's life looks like it went into every frame.
THIS
RIP Maxor, he committed 3,540 years of his life to this video.
BUt it hAsNt eVeN BeEN 10 yEARs sinCe The Game CaMe oUt
Max0r made this video a god damn horcrux.
@@user-bg1xh3yl5o It's finally time to do a pro Redditor move and respond to someone with "r/woosh" even though they were joking. Finally, the culmination of my life is nearing. My obligation is nearly fulfilled.
"You pay to go to that hospital and goddammit you're going to get there." Gold. Honestly, trauma teams are a dope idea.
They are called TRAUMA TEAM?!
Glorious
Yeah - until you read the wiki and realize that you have to pay for any ammunition used during your "hospitalization" and for any deaths/injuries caused during the process.
@@crimsonstrykr I think if you can afford their premium service package in this world, paying for ammo or casualties isn't really a problem.
@@bustanut5501 Would be a really hilarious sight if a fully armed assult group jumped out of a flying ambulance into an intense firefight only to rescue ONE guy who had their membership while half a dozen people lie bleeding around them.
@@crimsonstrykr WHO CARES IF YOU AREN'T PAYING US, RIGHT????
that's the amircan health system
This is proof that a fast-paced clever talking review mixed in with loud noises, flashing images, and memes that are barely relevant to the sentence is enough to throw me into a fit of uncontrollable laughter urging me to pause this video roughly 18 times before I could recover.
Lmao basically my humor
Yeah. This is good shit
@@ratemal7748 I shall :D
Reddit user
@@jonesjones6279 “enemy spotted”
“Counter-terrorists win”
Fun fact: you can get get into a street brawl with the grenade-nosed clown in a quest later down the line and if you hit him in the head too many times the grenade goes off. Good times.
That's it, I gotta find that guy again. I hadn't bothered this time through...yet.
@@danielharvison7510 You have to beat the entire boxing questline to unlock Ozob's boxing match. And yes there are two ways to finish the fight.
@@Krocxigor Ahh, beat on the brat or whatever its called? I never did follow those through. Might give it a go.
@@danielharvison7510 Yup, thats the questline.
dont forget that the grenade-nosed clown is brazillian, so that makes him 20000x more dangerous
Ah yes. The future, where I can pay hospitals to send EMTs with shotguns to make SURE they have patients to take back. They drove out there. THEY'RE TAKING SOMEONE BACK TO THE HOSPITAL.
Honestly in night city I think everyone needs a gun. I think in the rulebooks for the tabletops it's explicitly stated everyone needs to be armed because of rampant crime which I think might just be V because we never see any actual crimes committed aside from out own.
Literally the definition of "Call an ambulance, BUT NOT FOR ME"
@@ralcogaming7674 i mean you have the crime stopping missions where you mostly have a gang of random thugs stading around murdering bystanders. except for the three or so organized crime missions where you have a gang of random thugs standing around somewhere that are just waiting for you to kill them to get a blueprint for a weapon that you will only ever be allowed to craft if you spec into crafting. and those are some of the greatest weapons in game.
@@StabbyTheSkaven yeah but we don't really see those crimes happen we see the aftermath of crimes, corpses and such. People should be getting robbed and shot in the streets constantly.
Reminds me of the air force PJs (Pararescue).
Man this documentary of California really captures what it's like to live in cali. Thank
s for making this.
Live in California bold of you to assume any of those husks are still alive
except they can own actually functional guns
Night City geographically is in California, just smack in the middle between Corpo North Cali and "Die as you breath" South Cali...
As a Californian can confirm we live in a cyberpunk dystopia full of megacorporations and street gangs
As a citizen in Los Angeles, I can confirm this is daily life
“A sequel of 76” I never thought about it that way
They only fixed half of the bugs. (by that I mean the giant mutant ones that still give me the creeps)
Well you shouldn't
holy fuck 666th likes
2:48 He's not joking, the mayor is LITERALLY UNDER MIND CONTROL.
it was a really odd quest when you have to search his apartment😅
Spoilers in case you haven't played through that quest yet
This quest was one of the last quests I still had open and I decided to tell him what's up after finding things out. The voice message the guy sent me on the credits screen fucking killed me lmao
“The game runs well if you have a computer designed to fight god”
Shin Megami Tensei
and nothing else
Is it possible to learn this power?
@@Ramsey276one i just realised that you did fight the literal Abrahamic God using a computer/laptop that's strapped to your hand in SMT
@@Satantron1 Yep
XD
This review was so intense that my brain got blue screen in the first minute.
Like the Game bro
yes.
Imagine how i feel as a first time watcher.
@@eskaflorence5659 Me too, like a fever dream. Subbed
@@joefly1298 I’ve got the series X now & the game runs alright; but on the base Xbox when it first came out I couldn’t stop laughing
Cyberpunk before: glitches everywhere
Cyberpunk now: everyone has watched Edgerunners and everyone wants Adam *dead*
Frfr
Couldn't be truer
It’s amazing and pathetic, he’s better off dead anyways because he’s an absolute monster that just wants to kill. We JUST found a new way of hating him.
Rebecca :(
2077 went from "It'd be easier to list how often it ran smoothly rather than list the crashes and bugs" to "wait this game is playable now why did it take me two years, an anime, peer pressure from two of my friends and a 50% discount to even consider playing this" and I'm glad it did because I really like killing Adam.
“If you have a computer strong enough to fight God.” I died
Im never...NEVER...accepting any other way to describe a PC
or when he said you must look to a cardboard for 20 seconds XD XD
I have that computer
Asus Maximus XII Hero, 32GB Corsair Dominator, 10900K and RTX 3080, Samsung 970 PRO.
SMT
@@zZiL341yRj736 damn someone actually flexed an Intel system in 2021 lmao
3:31 Damn, Max0r really living in 2077 if he can see music.
*hey I know you*
You committed crimes against Ashfeld and her people, what say you in your defence?
I cant believe I found you on this sorta video lmao.
If I didn't see the comments in here I wouldn't have seen that it's you xDDD
Thanks for making FH videos! Stay safe gamer!
He be listenin’ to music with his eyeballs
This is Internet Historian levels of talent
Also this is a review of the year 2021
its like sseth and internet historian combined
@@allgameriot1291 More like the poor man's SsethTzeentach...
@@ionitaa Sseth's video is actually being way less ADHD than this, but Sseth injects waaay more focus on various edgier political and historical memes while without being partisan about it
@@allgameriot1291 I do think that he takes a whole lot of inspiration from Sseth, maybe could even be called a bootleg Sseth, though he still adds a bit of his own flair to the mix.
"This is a review of the year 2021" but in 4k
It's kinda funny to me how the ultra rich in this game pay for trauma team accounts that run into the tens of thousands of eurobucks annually, whereas V can just buy a second heart from a ripperdoc for
$€42000 that automatically revives him whenever he dies.
Or that one modification that when you get low enough health activates and takes 50% of nearest enemy health. I forgot the name of it (it isn't half of their health its 50% so if their under half health they die)
@@Angry_Peanut_52 50% of their hp is half their health though so you werent wrong
Look not everyone has 20 body to install a second heart okay
V is somehow immune to cyberpsychosis which normal people can get if they get too many robot implants
@@mushbach3667 someone wasn't paying attention during the cyberpsycho quests
Another banger of a video
Hey haigs
Bro why are you here lmao
hello again
Warthunderrrreeeeeee
Starting to believe Haigs is also in a state of quantum superposition because every video I look in the comment sections *he's right fucking there lmao*
Please dear god tell me you're monetized for this video. I have watched it more than I care to admit publicly because of the unique and hilarious style. I'm sold, and a new subscriber!
I hope that he re-makes this video now that 2.0 and phantom liberty are released. It'll be cool to see how both Cyberpunk and Max0r have evolved over time
The title has [OLD] now just like his 1st GENSHIN video, this is surely gonna get another one, I hope this time we're the ones glitching in the floor than the game
"It's not corruption when you call it 'lobbying'"
Isn't that the current state of affairs in the US already??
yup.
Welcome to the list
Yup, N E T W A T C H is now tracking you
Very much so, yes.
It's pretty much the case everywhere in the world.
"Death to Arasaka...,
Paid for by Militech."
Frickin' hilarious!
Indeed, really laughed at that.
CINO and OTEC would like a word with you Max0r
Phantom Liberty in a nutshell.
my favourite part was when I accidentally betrayed the Haitian gang to colonialists and caused a genocide when they all died in their chairs thanks to internet smallpox.
everyone can agree with that
They deserved it.
I was so shocked when the reclusive gang who uses outsiders for their dirty work then throws them away, used me for their dirty work then threw me away.
@@simj202 i went back and killed them with my own hands because it felt better lol
Accidentially?
"come on guys, even Todd got this right" hits way harder than it should.
Agreed
And this is the same guy who own Fallout 76 ye?
yup hits harder than the Defibrillator to your grandpa's Chest💀💀
@@pajwubx1809 Ye
@@pajwubx1809 fallout 76 wasn't that bad. on release yeah it was fucking god awful but the gameplay loop itself is decent. got a decent 100 hours out of it. being able to make your settlement anywhere and chill in your base and have people come hang out and trade feels cool. the bugs and micro-transactions are inexcusable though I wouldn't doubt if they used fallout 76 as a way to get fast money to fund starfield and their new elder scrolls game lol.
"Keanu Reeves, who plays as himself. And even then, he's improperly cast."
OMFG!!! Nail on the head, dude!
is he? seemed to fit well to me
@@notastone4832 Same, he was great.
"That camera still running?!"
Tbf he was probably uncomfortable with the amount of shitty sex jokes and sex scenes
@@hueylong7989 Imagine using someone else's unrelated comment to spout your shit opinion.
You mistyped, this is the only CORRECT review I've seen so far, literally hitting the nail on the head so often that I think you accidentally build an entire house
You mean the reviews where they played PC Cyberpunk 2077 and not PS4? You do realize that CDPR refused to hide how bad it was on Base Console? But eh
@@randomisaac5959 ps4 pro actually isn't too bad. It works just fine and it seems to have less visual glitches. Was very crashy until recently though
@@randomisaac5959For some reason I played it on ps4 and literally had 50x less bugs than everyone on pc. No idea why but I played on base ps4 and it was fine except for a visual bug here and there
@@randomisaac5959 “The game runs well if you have a computer designed to fight god”
@@slejszer5100 Gimme.
you know you've gone far back in Maxor's catalog of videos when the editing doesn't induce violent seizures
i feel like ive blacked out for 11:48 minutes watching this
It only took 30 minutes to watch this video.
good, cause you got spared for 1 whole second.
Yes, with each post he grows stranger...
he, who ?
@@Paratroopersteark Max0r
Unironically the most valid review of this game i've seen
That pfp is weirdly creepy
@@hamper6511 Why would you say such a thing
@@BigDayVid horror asian movies traumatized me
@@hamper6511 You are scared of asian people
@@BigDayVid im faqin asian why would i be scared of my fellow dudes
Unlesa its an asian mom who has a slipper on their hands then i would be
“Arasaka is based, on my balls”
-Johnny Silverhand, 2077
@Eriko. Oy "Arasaka is cringe"
-Johnny Silverhand, ~2020s, moments before the bomb
based? based on what?
'Tell me, Johnny, in capitalist Night City, do all citizens have to cut their limbs off to get internet access'
@@Cyrotechnium based on being based
@@sillylittleowlguy2392 based department?
“It is up to you and you alone and you and Keanu Reeves to navigate this scary world together yourself and to get to the bottom of who the when is where on top of the six the near whenever and build this city on rock and roll, but to understand cyberpunk 2077, you must understand the world of night city.”
I broke my brain trying to understand that sentence.
and my kidneys are begging me to hydrate myself
The part of "Build this city on rock and roll" was just halarious
Yo dawg, you ever read a stroke?
@@Alan_The_Jaguar sounds like something out of bill and ted
Godzilla had a stroke trying to understand this and fucking died
Given how much time you spend fighting gangs, V is more like a sexy reboot of Robocop than a criminal.
Or a Judge from Judge Dredd...
he's right though, there should be some fucking consequences with as much as you fuck with the gangs, or hell, the megacorps. We're told (and shown) throughout the game that Arasaka and Miltech actively hunt down anyone who screw with them or their bottom line, and moreover, they're fairly good at finding folks. Yet here you are, fucking with them constantly, and outside of Main story missions, they couldn't give less of a shit. The Tyger Claws in particular according to the lore are supposed to take extreme umbrage at anyone who raises a hand against any single one of them, no matter how valid the reason, yet here ya go, going through group after group of gangoons, not being subtle in the slightest, and there's no reaction. Hell, 6th Street let me join a fucking rooftop party at one point
@@magmat0585 hell, after you fought against Mr. Forest, while looking for Evelyn, Johnny mentions how much you just fucked up because you alerted every single Tyger Claw in your area. 20 minutes later you call THE LEADER OF THE GANG, YOU JUST FOUGHT AGAINST and it isn't mentioned in the slightest... I'm sorry, WHAT?
@@magmat0585 Hard to simulate "hunting you down" if there isn't even meaningful driving AI to do this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And that's why we teleport!
@@Combine605 yeah, NCPD just phasing in like the goddamn Protoss is I think my biggest complaint with the game.
You could have used your last sentence:
"Death to Arasaka... paid by militech"
To sumarize the entire world of 2077.
"Sir it is imperative to the success of this game that you allow me to create dank reggae music" This slaps hard if you live in the caribbean
"You PAID to go to that hosiptal, and God Dammit, you're going to fucking get there."
I honestly laughed out loud, because I thought the same damn thing when Sandra Dorset got evac'd.
Fuck yeah, Trauma Team will do everything in their fucking infinite power to make sure you live to pay your bill. They are prepared to use military-grade weaponry to ensure your survival. There's a reason the one percent tend to use them exclusively.
They are called TRAUMA TEAM?!
@@Ramsey276one yes they are lol.
@@lelouche25 they sure evolved from the Wii/DS games!
XD
“That lithium isnt gonna mine itself.”
We'll coup whoever we want!- some billionaire
"This is the closest I will ever get to reaching Elon and telling him to stop killing people for Lithium"
It's rather Cobalt. Lithium is a clean mineral compared with rare earths that can only be found in Africa or China.
@@matfax no.. there is massive lithium reserves in south america.. one specifically is in cartel controlled mexico lmfao
@@notastone4832 Sure. There is Lithium everywhere on earth. Lithium is one of the most abundant earths on Earth. You don't have it to source from cartels, unlike rare earths where you don't have much of a choice.
11:24 It would appear, dear Max0r, that you must now eat a live cricket on camera.
“There is no driving AI in this game, nobody can drive. Not even you” Bruh I love that sentence
I’ve never heard Max speak so quickly. This video felt like a 20 minute video shortened down to 12, while retaining the good writing and memes; just sending them at you so quickly you barely have time to register them before the next one comes at you.
He just took an amphetamine instead of his ADHD meds
I don't have a dozen mnemonic wetware implants from Crazy Cal's Value Black Clinic and Refurbished Gear Mart to boosterize my thinkmeats' processing and comprehension to duploquintum-computer levels (and still not be able to run Crysis), nor do I have a supply of MegaCityOne's greatest contraband substance, Slo-Mo, to grant me a full ten minutes to take in each frame of video. I enjoy full-on bang-bang non-sequitur humor, but this is way, way too cocaine-fueled. Oh, well, so long as there were no embedded blipverts that would cause my head to sponta- *B O O O O M*
Still slower paced than a Sseth video.
“If there is a post game I will eat a cricket on camera.” So?
0:49 hey hey people, Sseth here
I wonder if it is really a reference or he just put that picture there. 🤔
@@ivandubsky705 they're very similar in their humor, it's definitely a reference
This video feels like what Tzeentach would make if he replaced his ADHD meds with methamphetamine.
Today we're gonna play with a sheep connoiseur
@@tadpolegaming4510 I firstly met Sseth's channel, once I stumbled upon Max0r's, I deadass though I was still watching Sseth.
"Internet does not exist anymore" WE DID IT BOYS, REDDIT IS DEFEATED
no more twitter
no more REEEEra
no more hate
it wasn't defeated, just moved to another reality, one where it is.
*FAR*
*MORE*
*DANGEROUS*
not
yet
what's wrong with reddit besides some of it's toxic, actually have your opinion and have a nice day.
@@crimmythecrow unless "your" opinion is not same as hivemind - then it gets downvoted and buried. Bonus point for shadowbans. Even though some subreddits are ok that does not change the whole picture of Reddit
An update video for this game would go crazy with Max0r's improvement in brain-frying editing over the years
8:59 can we just take a moment to acknowledge how epic the story introduction is
What is the song name?
@@heitormedina7098 V theme
What is this moment with falling meteors?
Dude, the editing is so fast, and random af, my adhd cant keep up.
I like it
disable raytracing.
“The game isn’t afraid of letting you break it with massive damage numbers” _shows only 1800 damage_
me with my Critical Craftsman build: *laughs in 300,000 damage crit*
Game turns you into a god halfway through
I played as a pure net runner and I was killing the gang by walking near them
@@gorkemaykut5230 With the right set up, you could wipe out an entire building full of goons without even taking a step onto the premises because you could see and hack them through walls
@@RaxusXeronos, And that's fucking amazing!
Laughs in 2 million damage critical headshot smart sniper rifle.
Chuckles in insta-kill quickhack applied to two people at the same time.
You literally become unstoppable towards the end.
Which is why I want to try the game with the hardcore combat overhaul, where basically anything can one hit anyone, including you.
@@gorkemaykut5230 A year later and you might not respawn but how did you guys get the ultimate hacks to practically 1 to 0 seconds
I thought this was supposed to be an incorrect review
This was pretty spot on
It’s like the only incorrect part is his belief that his summary is incorrect.
Watching this felt like I was waterboarding myself
and *IT IS A GOOD PAIN*
Nah screw water boarding, introducing DIESEL boarding,for when you have to much diesel or feel like leaving an everlasting effect of pain in your enemies lungs
Seriously, this is one of the best, if not the best, game reviews I've seen on RUclips. Tight, consice, hilarious, well-edited, informative, rewatchable, entertaining beyond belief. Great job with this one! I'm so glad I found this channel.
"Make Taiwanese labour law worse"
As a Taiwanese, I approve this message
I don't get the joke.. is it that Taiwanese people work very long hours?
@@ArunNarasimhan_arun1997107 There's barely any labour protection and the new legislations made everything chaotic. Basically, no one liked the new legislation. But in general, much like other eastern Asian countries, Taiwan has one of the longest official working hours in the world
@@benlex5672 well, gotta keep the pretense that people outside US and western Europe can somehow work more for much less pay and still live "just as good"™. At least mainland is happy to go completely without labor laws for that sweet sweet slave labor for their -zaibatsu- /cough/ I mean, communist™ overlords.
@@benlex5672 Come and live in Hong Kong my friend, where there are literally NO labour protections; while having THE LONGEST official working hours in the world.
@asdrubale bisanzio Hongkong has always been part of China. Ever since British gave it to Chineses.
Please tell me that the [OLD] addition to the title means you're making a new one please please
yes
Signs of new one (he did the same thing for genshin)
I fucking love this new (well, new enough) style of video you've been doing recently, it's too fucking funny.
"Polish people be like: POLSKA GUROM"
Cyberpunk rozwalona zbugowana polska gra 2020
wiedzmin i tak lepsiejszy
BoLzGa GuRoM
Jestem V Prawd 😌🇵🇱
dread of a golf club in my skull is inevitable, I feel joel's fate crawling on my back
Oh boy he labeled it OLD. Max0r is going to explore puppy village
the canine shoreline
hound borough
The editing is like having a stroke!
Love it!
Like Dr Dre
Fighting Adams after edge runners makes me wanna disrespect him even more
Adam wasn’t feeling himself, he hasn’t had a snickers since he killed david
All because he offed David similar to that of a disassembly of a lego set
What I learned from this is that if you’re a game dev and can summarize your side quest in less than a well developed good quality paragraph, it probably doesn’t need to be in the game.
or it needs to be revisited and expanded on
Holy shit....i have never thought i would see a review of a game that accurately applied the concept of quantum super position
For all of the glitches I’ve endured in this game, I’m still having fun with it.
I'm waiting for about 6 months so they can fix the shit before I get in.
@@spinyslasher6586 do it. I played it twice and loved it but I would definitely wait for patches and Optimization. By then you'll probably have dlc too.
I experienced more glitches in Skyrim. Built up my tolerance and threw away my biases, and damn this game is good.
@@atrocious7766 Eh, frankly it’s pretty average. Average to bad, even. But that doesn’t say much when 9/10 games these days are literal dumpster fires.
yeah this review is actually on point, very nice main history, top quality side-quests, a lot of A-B-C padding and well, technical issues.
2:45
"Makes Taiwanese labor laws worse"
*shows pictures of Chinese factories*
Foxconn belongs to Taiwanese Company
and both Foxconn and its Holding company have harsh working schedule
(i know its half year late for this comment but still make a reply no matter)
@@eukaryota5197 still, most allegations point to the Chinese branches, basically not our fault. In Taiwan we actually have this amazing thing called democracy and the right to protest
tbf Kang Tao was originally Taiwanese but restructured to become Mainland Chinese in 2050
Also Taiwan declared independence from China in 2008 in Cyberpunk's timeline 'cause Japan was backing them up and China was busy being mid-civil war between Maoists and Dengists
Cyberpunk lore gets kinda wacky
Prepare to eat a cricket Max. I will be watching. Here comes phantom liberty
Guys, Max0r updated the title with (OLD). Are we getting the cricket eating on camera?
WHERE IS THE CRICKET EATING VID WE HAVE PHANTOM LIBERTY NOW
Cyberpunk 2077: get 16 fps while trying to drive somewhere
Get 10 fps for daring to look in the direction of a mirror
and don't even think of doing both when it's raining.
Just wait until you enable raytracing on an non-RTX GPU. It actually works, but at 1fps. You could even bump that up to 30fps if you go all low at 50% resolution scaling of 1080p.
Edit: GTX 1660 Ti, AMD 5600x
Running this on max settings on an Rx5700 and a Ryzen 3600 if anyone is looking for an upgrade
u get FPS?
Hopefully I'm not the only one thinking this.
Max0r, please do a sequel video based on your feedback for Phantom Liberty
Just here to point that the strange clown dude who "accidentaly" robs a store is a character from a brazilian RPG geek podcast called Ozob, who is like our Hatsune Miku but its a sad clown allowed to swear. Oh, and accidentaly robbing a store is in full character
That Chinese sentence segment had me rolling on the ground. You deserve all the subs you get sir.
what did he say in Chinese?
@@PanzerKitsune- Dunno, souned hilarious though.
@@PanzerKitsune- please dont kill me
This review feels like a fever dream and i want more.
Please review my life.
How can he review what doesn't exist
@@Ben-rz9cf I hate how your right
"It's not fun to commit crimes in night fucking city"
Took the words right out of my mouth
Not that sentiment is untrue, being a murderous cyberpsycho is awesome.
This video is like if a RUclips Poop was put into a sorting algorithm.
"As a part of Hamas" hits different now
The little Watame easter eggs in this video really make me laugh
suzuhara lulu as well
@@markabrahambordeos5279 oh really? I didnt notice. Can I have a timestamp?
@@davidsphere43 around 10:30 the 9/11 joke
Has anyone listed them in a timestamp yet? 'cause Imma do that if none did.
I loved how every single time it was Watame in 3D.
The many members of the Merchants Guild appreciate your contribution to quality content.
This reminds me of Sseth in the absolute best way imaginable
So sseth with actually good jokes?
@@TheSamgo Sseth is pretty quality on his own, he's just less ADHD.
@@cousinpatsey2471 and doesn't speak sonically fast.
@@TheSamgo the merchants guild will have your head profligate
@@cousinpatsey2471 yeah he weaned of the adderall lmao
I'd love to see the re-do after 2.0 and the bombass DLC - even *ozob* has more content now
I know, I recently got the game and HOLY *SHIT* ITS *_AMAZING_*
I know it's late, but as a Polish femboy CD Projekt slave I can agree, I have been modeling V's apartment for 6 years, they have just let me out after making a single tavern for The Witcher 4 for around 17 months
You’re gonna have to eat the cricket my guy
No way
How
How
gaéy pfp :ooo0000
How
I know the joke about rubber at 5:30 was made off handedly, but seeing as logistics was fucked in the time of the Red (circa 1923-1949), that's basically true.
I love how you used information from the wiki which applies to the tabletop versions from the 90s
Kinda sad that there isn't an Italian Mafia in the game, and even more sad that if they're theoretically was you couldn't join them and play the Pizza Time Theme on loop
So are you gonna eat the cricket? There is a dlc
subtly pushing watame on us all
And even more subtly pushing Suzuhara Lulu on us
Lulu did 9/11
Watame is love, Watame is life
11:22 Oof eating cricket video when?
Dinners ready, time to eat your cricket max...
8:37 Yikes! That went from bright to shocking dark in under 10 seconds
Two things : A/ I'm jealous of your writing skills, I will be learning from you and B/ the all-terrain bike is the best vehicle in the game. It drives perfectly and it can fit in traffic where a car would be stuck. It can brake from 100 to 0 in the space of 5 millimeters and then you can change direction by spinning around on your front wheel I mean how cool is that, come the eff on ! You also get the bike for free if you do a couple of the "biker gang" quests. I did the entire game with that bike except for the parts that force you to drive someone else's car. Plus, biking in this game looks and feels *effing badass.*
The best part about Max0r videos is that they're all like 4 times the actual length of the video because he edits in thousands of memes for us to read out.
I couldn't wait for you to come clear the cupboards
GANG THE VIDEO TITLE HAS BEEN CHANGED TO HAVE [OLD] IN IT I THINK MAX0R'S ONTO SOMETHING
Think he owes us a cricket.
"The mentality of these people uniquely corresponds to the wider world. One where human life means nothing, and everyone is out for themselves."
"Just like America"
69 likes confirmed
XD
No just D E T R O I T
this ad was payed for by the Ohio state college
Depends what you're comparing it to, cuz theres like, nearly everywhere else in reality which makes it look not so bad.. but then theres the impossible fantasy land in peoples heads too, or the not so impossible but equally improbably but technically possible slightly improved land.
0:38, That did NOT age well
OLD ? OLD ? Are we getting a new CP2077 Review soon ?
This entire video was relentless, I'm pretty sure I was laughing so hard I began to cry at some point during that.
Anything that uses quantum superposition as a gag is a winner in my books, the editing for that police bit killed me.
10:23 oda's entry almost killed me from shock..
I’m watching this after watching Edge Runners.
Same
Same
Same
Sir, your editing skills are amazing. What a masterpiece of a content!
"you can return to monke"
Since when have monkeys been grafted with a shitton of metal and electronics?
You know you have to do a part 2 once the expansion comes out.
You must. It is your destiny.