DOOM Eternal Review | Alpha Male Gaming | Amogus Edition

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @Max0r
    @Max0r  3 года назад +11831

    Hey all,
    While this review is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, better in terms of voice and editing work, so I encourage you to check that out.

    • @notreallyreii
      @notreallyreii 3 года назад +1387

      tell that to the people who come back to watch this for the shits and giggles. i alternate this video with your genshin review to be schizophrenic.

    • @n8zog584
      @n8zog584 3 года назад +130

      Yes Papa Max0r

    • @amberhernandez
      @amberhernandez 3 года назад +236

      Average Max0r Doom Eternal review enjoyer

    • @n8zog584
      @n8zog584 3 года назад +2

      @@amberhernandez 🥲

    • @disappointedfather5218
      @disappointedfather5218 3 года назад +237

      I mean, yeah you aren't wrong, but this is still a hilarious gem. It's one of the videos that really got me into your content.

  • @KenAshcorp
    @KenAshcorp 3 года назад +11991

    Maybe the Doom: Eternal was wanting to collab with Tsunomaki Watame along the way.

    • @hobojoesnr.3283
      @hobojoesnr.3283 3 года назад +438

      Mabye the true Doom: Eternal soundtrack was wanting the Ken Gordon and Mick Ashcorp collab all along

    • @rocket_sensha4337
      @rocket_sensha4337 3 года назад +198

      Never imagined of seing the legend here.
      Tought it was just a copy cat for the meme.
      But.
      After all , is still you!

    • @Parelf
      @Parelf 3 года назад +69

      Just wanna say, I'm a big fan.

    • @commandmentzero2103
      @commandmentzero2103 3 года назад +37

      Holy shit he’s here, love your music! Hold my hand is my favorite

    • @jesuslover5183
      @jesuslover5183 3 года назад +25

      wait its the actual ken ashcorp ur songs are fkn awesome bro much love

  • @Avengedtenfold
    @Avengedtenfold 3 года назад +3932

    "Giant Uncontrollable Deer Titan"
    That's a unique way to spin puberty, but okay.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 года назад +8

      Teal Deer?
      No
      KILLER DEER!

    • @karotgamin790
      @karotgamin790 3 года назад +7

      O

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 3 года назад +41

      ah yes, the secret 10th Eldians titan of the world,
      [ Giant Uncomfortable Deer Titan ]

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 3 года назад +17

      @the golden doomslayer
      dude, i dont even care which titan win
      i just wanna see them both go sicko mode

    • @vadernation1233
      @vadernation1233 3 года назад +5

      @the golden doomslayer yeah no shit. His mere existed damned heaven for eternity and was basically eating away at the universe.

  • @diarrhea2515
    @diarrhea2515 3 года назад +5485

    Honestly the line "Im going to shit yourself" is a scary threat to me

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 года назад +207

      Since it would require AT LEAST ONE TYPE OF VORE to pull off
      XD

    • @Seihawhaw
      @Seihawhaw 3 года назад +18

      @@Ramsey276onexD

    • @dannychefalo432
      @dannychefalo432 3 года назад +33

      Your profile pic's face is the face I made when I heard that

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 года назад +41

      1:02

    • @thedenseone6443
      @thedenseone6443 3 года назад +48

      It’s not a threat, *it’s a bloody promise*

  • @pedrosertori6541
    @pedrosertori6541 2 года назад +4787

    the longer this man stays on earth the funnier his words become

    • @iamwoke322
      @iamwoke322 Год назад +94

      I played one level of doom
      MY ADRENALINE IS GOING TO HEAVEN

    • @sillyman7274
      @sillyman7274 Год назад +24

      @@iamwoke322 godspeed my brother in hell

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Год назад +10

      Max0r vids make my brain go super serotonin III

    • @danteshollowedgrounds
      @danteshollowedgrounds Год назад +3

      I don't know I feel like the less anime (cringe) he induces into everything would probably make things more funnier but that's just me lol not everyone can do it like that though.

    • @djinn-iv8ku
      @djinn-iv8ku Год назад +1

      Crap

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 2 года назад +11261

    laughing on a 10 second delay after my brains processes each thing

  • @lionwolf7424
    @lionwolf7424 3 года назад +3369

    The funniest thing about this video is that Hugo Martin has definitely seen it and is probably very confused

  • @zikulit0770
    @zikulit0770 3 года назад +8003

    "I'm going to shit yourself." Has to be the most threatening, yet funniest threat ever.

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 года назад +393

      Equivalent to "I will steal your cookies" or "I will dropkick your fridge."

    • @giantidiot31
      @giantidiot31 3 года назад +163

      That and, "But Maxor!" I hear you thinking."

    • @KhezuOnYourScreen
      @KhezuOnYourScreen 3 года назад +30

      @@giantidiot31 *JOSH*

    • @thedarkmonarch
      @thedarkmonarch 3 года назад +7

      can somebody tell me what that character is?

    • @giantidiot31
      @giantidiot31 3 года назад +3

      @@thedarkmonarch Whatchu mean?

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 2 года назад +2199

    As someone with intense ADHD I am glad to have found a RUclips channel that perfectly resonates with my neuron synapses at the exact speed they fire

    • @FIVEBASKET
      @FIVEBASKET Год назад +13

      Good luck

    • @Satire_Filmz
      @Satire_Filmz Год назад +18

      Danny…that doesn’t wash

    • @dawnderhenker
      @dawnderhenker Год назад +8

      hahaha I feel with you

    • @somenerd8401
      @somenerd8401 Год назад +18

      i dont have adhd
      but also you pulled my exact feelings from my brain

    • @liano9711
      @liano9711 Год назад +28

      ​@@somenerd8401homie, I have news

  • @wulfski
    @wulfski 3 года назад +3548

    "Why does Thailand get to keep all the good monkeys?"
    My fucking sides.

    • @Rat_Fบcker
      @Rat_Fบcker 3 года назад +183

      We didn't keeping them they taking over our government.
      Oh shit they coming for me i'm gotta go.

    • @mememawah
      @mememawah 3 года назад +7

      @@Rat_Fบcker Couldn't agree more 🤣

    • @dylanbell268
      @dylanbell268 3 года назад +9

      @@Rat_Fบcker you ok my man, did Caesar get you?

    • @hellhedgehog2560
      @hellhedgehog2560 3 года назад +37

      @@Rat_Fบcker Don't worry, reinforcements are on the way. We won't return to monkey, we'll progress to crab.

    • @SrinivasAdigopula
      @SrinivasAdigopula 3 года назад +7

      @@hellhedgehog2560 Fuck crab. we will return to monke or gorilla and spin with meathook playing

  • @LordBaktor
    @LordBaktor 2 года назад +6249

    I like how he still managed to convey the idea of "the fun zone". "You will play in a fun way or you will lose", that's exactly what Doom Eternal is about.

    • @lagg1e
      @lagg1e 2 года назад +81

      I so dislike the concept of fun zone. It feels like following instructions, being rewarded with sparkling pinata candy for using the chainsaw, and taking Doom 2016 and not making a sequel, but a frantic guitarhero variation. Can't describe the feeling when I learned one "lesson": The punch does no damage anymore, the pistol is taken away, the ammo count is aggressively small and regular zombies spawn infinitely to convey the message that I'm not supposed to shoot zombies, never shoot zombies, I'm only supposed to chainsaw when my infinitely recharging chainsaw is ready. It felt like somebody holding a hoop in front of me ordering me to jump.
      Someone telling me what to do is called my job. I play games to not have someone micromanage me.

    • @LordBaktor
      @LordBaktor 2 года назад +260

      @@lagg1e Of course every game can't be for everybody. I personally loved the gameplay design of this one.

    • @icecreamenthusiasts2487
      @icecreamenthusiasts2487 2 года назад +147

      @@lagg1e Then don't play it
      Problem solved

    • @markedforstrike
      @markedforstrike 2 года назад +2

      @@lagg1e there is cheatcodes for people like you, so YOU can tell the game how YOU want to play. But who I am to tell you what to do. Whatever, have a nice day, I need to kick some demonic asses

    • @donovan6320
      @donovan6320 2 года назад +28

      @Shaun L247 Doom eternal is just up front about it.

  • @trice286
    @trice286 3 года назад +7777

    Hugo Martin has confirmed that he has indeed seen this review and he said it is amazing.

    • @joaopedr0r0orcha54
      @joaopedr0r0orcha54 3 года назад +180

      Where?

    • @corn.c0b7244
      @corn.c0b7244 3 года назад +90

      Link?

    • @prashantbhosale6046
      @prashantbhosale6046 3 года назад +82

      Sauce?

    • @c8k5
      @c8k5 3 года назад +182

      @@trice286 remove user/ and anything after it btw since it's showing as a broken link

    • @trice286
      @trice286 3 года назад +82

      @@c8k5 Yeah sorry about that thanks mate

  • @OtothaG
    @OtothaG Год назад +762

    Before I played Doom and Eternal, I felt like your videos were way too fast and crazy with the edits, my brain couldn't keep up. After playing the games, I can now watch your videos leisurely as if watching them at 0.5x speed

  • @Max0r
    @Max0r  3 года назад +11358

    To do the Marauder voice I:
    -Used a distortion effect
    -Used 2 different pitch shifting effects (One pitch shifted down all the way, the other one (called pitchproof) had a 50/50 mix of dry and wet)
    -Added a chorus for effect
    -Finished it off with a compressor to control the volume
    Don't try to do this exactly, experiment with what works for you.

  • @squidfrackr
    @squidfrackr 3 года назад +789

    The pace of this is so fast that every add break feels like your bus came to a complete stop without easing into it, and youre standing

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 года назад +48

      “Windshield is clean!
      Just a bit cracked...”

    • @Official_Proxy
      @Official_Proxy 3 года назад +8

      That's why you install AdBlock extensions. No ads, no breaks.

    • @dexketristo2349
      @dexketristo2349 3 года назад +3

      @@Official_Proxy This guy gets it.

    • @pain.1901
      @pain.1901 3 года назад +5

      This video is paced like the burden breaker

  • @Mikigane
    @Mikigane 3 года назад +15697

    The amount of male hormones in this video made me evolve into man².

    • @SnekkerNoodle
      @SnekkerNoodle 3 года назад +637

      Would that be man * man, which is a married gay couple?

    • @sebastianzebrak6548
      @sebastianzebrak6548 3 года назад +966

      Yeah i’m trans, male to alpha male

    • @nickcook2775
      @nickcook2775 3 года назад +423

      G i g a m a n

    • @RaskaTheFurry
      @RaskaTheFurry 3 года назад +170

      so youre a femboy ?

    • @orewaren8549
      @orewaren8549 3 года назад +262

      A man squared.
      This is so fucking rare

  • @lightningq61
    @lightningq61 2 года назад +1210

    The lore is so batshit crazy and that’s without even getting to the fact in the dlc that actually Satan is God but he went fuvking crazy, it’s awesome

    • @Korbulon
      @Korbulon 2 года назад +149

      Not quite "crazy", but "immensely pissed off". Moth bastards were supposed to be near perfect, but they had the nerve to rebel for a very stupid reason.

    • @lightningq61
      @lightningq61 2 года назад +112

      @@Korbulon yeah that’s fair, I’d be pissed too if I was sealed away for like an octillion years after being betrayed by my moth children tbh

    • @Qreamey
      @Qreamey 2 года назад +127

      Bro I love how the plot of Doom Eternal is literally just,
      The Doom Slayer gets told he can't/shouldn't do something
      Does it anyways
      Refuses to elaborate at all
      Leaves to a different planet
      Doomguy is the fucking textbook definition of a gigachad.

    • @dankultimate3929
      @dankultimate3929 Год назад +19

      @@lightningq61 hate when that happens fr ong

    • @jacoba6747
      @jacoba6747 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@dankultimate3929yeah stuff like that always makes me a bit irritated.

  • @DauntlessFool
    @DauntlessFool 3 года назад +662

    The first thing I see is marauder saying "You were nothing but an impostor". This already looks great

    • @phasedcloak2835
      @phasedcloak2835 3 года назад +5

      that's it, that all you need. Roll credits, we're done here
      no more to see, go outside people

  • @francescomatute2565
    @francescomatute2565 3 года назад +10404

    As a Venezuelan, I can confirm that living here is like being in the ancient gods dlc every day of your life, without weapons or fun, just suffering, please get me out of here

  • @mickeymouse6628
    @mickeymouse6628 3 года назад +5827

    Fun fact: this video is comprised of 666 cut scenes. Now there’s the true lore of John Doom.

    • @ihatepower4580
      @ihatepower4580 3 года назад +86

      A day ago.

    • @thecatnipfarmer
      @thecatnipfarmer 3 года назад +42

      @@ihatepower4580 wait
      disney really is after him?

    • @ihatepower4580
      @ihatepower4580 3 года назад +51

      @@thecatnipfarmer yes, also get off the catnip

    • @thecatnipfarmer
      @thecatnipfarmer 3 года назад +9

      @@ihatepower4580 no u

    • @warbacca1017
      @warbacca1017 3 года назад +10

      Almost 666 likes. We have to stop it there

  • @Tuplapukki
    @Tuplapukki 2 года назад +287

    "2016 was walk
    Eternal was Usain bolt
    And DLC is a fucking Venezuela's inflation"

  • @blacksmithpanzer4517
    @blacksmithpanzer4517 3 года назад +1203

    imagine dying and your entire life is played backed to you in a nearly hour long max0r style video with him narrating it.

    • @SRVZephyr
      @SRVZephyr 3 года назад +186

      ngl, that's what I want at my funeral

    • @mylesobrien7477
      @mylesobrien7477 3 года назад +43

      And hes god

    • @ichabodlorax7585
      @ichabodlorax7585 3 года назад +157

      "So, here was a sad little boy. Why was he sad? Because he had more than two brain cells. He wasn't particularly smart, just smarter than 99% of all Facebook moms, and that made him sad, so one day, he jumped off a cliff, similiar to Jeffrey Epstein's demonstration to the FBI. Now here he lies, surrounded by loved ones and cocaine. Rest in spaghetti never forgetti. 'Forgetti' is not a real word."

    • @scubasketch8879
      @scubasketch8879 3 года назад +61

      @@ichabodlorax7585 But then he was reincarnated as this german scientist in Mario’s World 1 named “Rick Hoffman” It is proven that Rick Hoffman was the third brother to the Mario Brothers. But then he meets three other CS GO players called “Mobile Armored Dumpster,” “Drunk Husband,” and “Wolf from Sekiro” they point guns at each other and forgets what a trigger is. Then the dad of the Iron Giant attempts to kill all of them and accidentally hurt his foot.

    • @karelpgbr
      @karelpgbr 3 года назад +9

      Bruv that’d be crazy, just counting down all the times I almost died, yeah pretty lit

  • @kyorith6132
    @kyorith6132 3 года назад +7995

    The year is 2027: All of Maxors videos are literally just compilations of Waifus

    • @keyarts7381
      @keyarts7381 3 года назад +462

      And genshin impact

    • @l.e.b.3541
      @l.e.b.3541 3 года назад +423

      And Venezuelas inflation

    • @yippee851
      @yippee851 3 года назад +213

      A more fortunate timeline.

    • @hmmmooops
      @hmmmooops 3 года назад +216

      And only available in Brazil(everywhere is Brazil)

    • @duckerman7483
      @duckerman7483 3 года назад +64

      truly a dystopia

  • @mantacid1221
    @mantacid1221 3 года назад +1337

    This rapid-fire editing style has my brain lagging. I’m processing jokes 3 scene cuts later. Incredible. Peak content.

    • @Symmetriad
      @Symmetriad 2 года назад +69

      What rapid-fire editing? This is just regular Doom: Eternal footage.

    • @pacifistminigun3987
      @pacifistminigun3987 2 года назад +1

      ikr. it's part of the fun tho!

  • @Righteous_Hand_of_the_Father
    @Righteous_Hand_of_the_Father 2 года назад +133

    His armor is green
    Their screams are infernal
    Money is temporary
    But doom is eternal

    • @Lax_35
      @Lax_35 4 месяца назад +1

      God damn genius.

  • @skypiratecloud19
    @skypiratecloud19 3 года назад +2180

    How Max0r writes his videos nowadays:
    Fills a kiddy pool with meth and cocaine, turns on weed fogger, opens discord and starts a fight with the furry and weeb communities for content to add, cries himself to sleep.

    • @lobzoy
      @lobzoy 3 года назад +104

      *atleast now theres no lolis in the kiddy pool*

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад +68

      then uploads his mind to the editor and lets it spit out a video on a topic

    • @stylishniggachannel4763
      @stylishniggachannel4763 3 года назад +37

      @@lobzoy you sure?

    • @saltmiester720
      @saltmiester720 3 года назад +13

      Thats why his videos are so great

    • @big_man_nine6488
      @big_man_nine6488 3 года назад +5

      This is too accurate

  • @xCepheid
    @xCepheid 3 года назад +7600

    I haven't cry laughed this much in a long time

    • @michaelrunkat6115
      @michaelrunkat6115 3 года назад +73

      Do I sense an Intergalactic metal coming?

    • @ReBirdo
      @ReBirdo 3 года назад +61

      The whole video is just golden lol

    • @AndroidNoir-L06k
      @AndroidNoir-L06k 3 года назад +4

      😂

    • @yodef6828
      @yodef6828 3 года назад +43

      Casually finding a comment from the Cosmic Metal man. Truly iconic moment.

    • @BedroQuendoTV
      @BedroQuendoTV 3 года назад +1

      I haven't lost in a video this much in a long time

  • @chestedarmor5578
    @chestedarmor5578 3 года назад +2680

    3:03 THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE:
    If you get ammo in the last level, a part of the last level (the shells) gets used by the first shotgun (to shoot demons).
    -> The last level gets used by the first shotgun!!!

  • @Fluffernutter48_
    @Fluffernutter48_ Год назад +108

    I bought doom eternal and the ancient gods, played a couple levels of eternal, then had to step away because of the massive headache I had form just how fast paced it is. 10/10 game. I absolutely love it.

    • @robibobi0089
      @robibobi0089 Год назад +5

      if you think thats fast try ultrakill

    • @Arnob-vm4ub
      @Arnob-vm4ub Год назад

      @@robibobi0089Doom Eternal can be as fast as ultrakill. It's just that you have to work a lot harder to be that fast. Ultrakill gives you techs such as ultraboosting/dash jump to be that fast. But, doom requires meathook mastery and balista boosting mastery to do that.
      For example, have you ever seen top 100 battlemode players play the campaign?
      ruclips.net/video/gMK_b04hDKI/видео.html
      The reason why Doom Eternal feels more slower is because it never really punishes/rewards you for fast and aggressive gameplay, so many players play slowly as it is enough for beating the hardest MLs and the only content that requires that much speed is battlemode, unlike Ultrakill which rewards you by a high style meter score and incentivizes it.
      For example, here are 2 insanely skilled players beating one of the, if not, the hardest modded master level. You can clearly see the difference of speed in their playstyles. Muricaneagle has a fast and aggressive playstyle whereas Nayrhamm has a much more slow(comparatively) and methodical approach.
      ruclips.net/video/4kt8lOXs-2k/видео.html
      ruclips.net/video/3ZLpbTexQlg/видео.html

    • @irvancrocs1753
      @irvancrocs1753 7 месяцев назад

      And that's just the normal campaign, until you then meet the master level..
      Taras Nabad's master level on nightmare difficulty still gives me "nightmare" to this day..

  • @Yossarian1507
    @Yossarian1507 2 года назад +2105

    Wow, they actually made "no John, you are the Demons!" an actual plot point, I'm impressed.

    • @Randy.Bobandy
      @Randy.Bobandy 2 года назад +92

      And then John was a zombie.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 года назад +55

      And he fired the rocket missiles.

    • @herbderbler1585
      @herbderbler1585 2 года назад +23

      It always pleases me to see references from ye olde internet days.

    • @CreatureOutOfTime
      @CreatureOutOfTime 2 года назад +11

      Im glad im not the only one who noticed

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Год назад +3

      I think they did that on purpose now

  • @Fallout_Survivor
    @Fallout_Survivor 2 года назад +2419

    7:24 as a Brazilian I can confirm that 1 year in Brazil takes billions of human years

    • @kobz2862
      @kobz2862 2 года назад +155

      Not many people know that Doom has a secret difficulty called Brazil after beating Ultraviolence

    • @awesomegaymer5786
      @awesomegaymer5786 2 года назад +102

      @@kobz2862 this is because no human has ever been able to survive for more than a single frame of Brazilian mode

    • @subertin1382
      @subertin1382 2 года назад +4

      Same

    • @JG-xb1og
      @JG-xb1og 2 года назад +13

      KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • @evolutionthenotsofunnyrefr5869
      @evolutionthenotsofunnyrefr5869 2 года назад +17

      @@kobz2862 just a flying chanklas being thrown at St tremendous speeds

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 3 года назад +6300

    I can not stress how much I love your videos.
    I love how you mix your own lore with the game your covering so I have no clue what is orginal and what is new.
    The editing is like 21st century humor but good.
    (Also is that Project Wingman ost I spy 😎)

    • @SadseaI
      @SadseaI 3 года назад +28

      Fancy seeing you here. love your vids :D

    • @specificocean7992
      @specificocean7992 3 года назад +32

      Ferdinand barrel pull up tutorial when

    • @pada9358
      @pada9358 3 года назад +4

      I knew I wasn't the only one who heard it

    • @_Messerschmitt
      @_Messerschmitt 3 года назад +16

      Nice to see the He 162 Volksjäger simp is here, very well

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 3 года назад +2

      I second what this man says, your videos are awesome

  • @Bakuganluver23
    @Bakuganluver23 2 года назад +266

    "You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars." "Observe." *proceeds to do just that*
    Also, the monkey thing was hilllarious.

    • @iamwoke322
      @iamwoke322 Год назад +4

      “You can’t just become an image of a character!”
      observe
      *becomes v1*

  • @MarioGMan25
    @MarioGMan25 3 года назад +8490

    "There's enough Testosterone here to transition someone."
    That. That got me.

    • @willphoenix5464
      @willphoenix5464 2 года назад +697

      “Doom Eternal is a game dripping so much testosterone through its orifices it caused me to create a son via mitosis”
      At this point, I knew I was subscribing

    • @Thatonejoestar
      @Thatonejoestar 2 года назад +21

      Same here

    • @ExplodingBear117
      @ExplodingBear117 2 года назад +40

      ​@Tarbosaurus Where's the lie?

    • @Pyromantic_Performer
      @Pyromantic_Performer 2 года назад +108

      can confirm doom eternal transitioned me

    • @marshmallowallen5677
      @marshmallowallen5677 2 года назад +183

      Colonel I’ve been trying to transition but the amount of sheer testosterone from this video is rendering my estrogen pills completely ineffective

  • @ilbroken2491
    @ilbroken2491 3 года назад +656

    As a Brazilian I can confirm that the Dad was a pretty chill guy,except that one time that he created a hell portal in my country and now I'm stuck in this eternal suffering

    • @aziks867
      @aziks867 3 года назад +5

      foda ser br... =/

    • @notreallytomclancy
      @notreallytomclancy 3 года назад +4

      How’s the wifi like there

    • @aziks867
      @aziks867 3 года назад +2

      @@notreallytomclancy some places have like a really shitty wifi... but most of it is a regular wifi..

    • @VH-fj1hb
      @VH-fj1hb 3 года назад +1

      Just *PAIN*

    • @memoraveljogador8697
      @memoraveljogador8697 3 года назад +4

      So... He basically created Rio de Janeiro?

  • @cyceryx
    @cyceryx 3 года назад +2943

    "why is heaven comprised entirely of moth people"
    hollow knight: *allow me to introduce myself*

    • @omega6749
      @omega6749 3 года назад +124

      Orange juice moment

    • @lordofshades9852
      @lordofshades9852 3 года назад +78

      @@omega6749 you know what else has an orange juice moment? Neon Genesis Evangelion!

    • @sicariuscat
      @sicariuscat 3 года назад +10

      frig off! 😂

    • @sussygussy5457
      @sussygussy5457 3 года назад +74

      In this game, we play as JOHN KNIGHT

    • @longhuynh9360
      @longhuynh9360 3 года назад +80

      @@sussygussy5457 A small millenial who comprised with octopus ink and born from a chess piece and a shiny tree on his or her or it journey to free lordran from the mommy moth and the covid pandemic

  • @theknightikins9397
    @theknightikins9397 Год назад +119

    The fact that John Doom killed God only so that he could revive satan only for the purpose of killing him is just perfect.
    And then when he does revive satan, he just straight up shoots his ass.

  • @Ethan13371
    @Ethan13371 3 года назад +2320

    "I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm saying you're bad." is such a power move

    • @dexketristo2349
      @dexketristo2349 3 года назад +79

      I mean, it's totally a fair thing to say. You either enjoy Marauder because he's brutal and a fun challenge, or you hate the shit out of him because he tears apart the fun you were having 5 seconds ago and fills you with dread. There's people who are good at him, and people who suck at fighting him. The statement "I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm saying you're bad" is a very good response to people who genuinely despise the Marauder. It also is quite true. v_v
      Seriously though, the Marauder is not my favorite demon to fight in Eternal. The Doom Hunter is more exciting than the Marauder. '=.=

    • @ttv_mrjack6749
      @ttv_mrjack6749 3 года назад +17

      @@dexketristo2349 Just use the BFG during any of their entry animations (besides the first one).
      The easiest way to deal with the fuckers haha. Shotgunparry into ice grenade and balista also 3 hits.

    • @dexketristo2349
      @dexketristo2349 3 года назад +2

      @@ttv_mrjack6749 Huh! I'll have to try that! o.o

    • @paulduchamp4736
      @paulduchamp4736 3 года назад +16

      @@ttv_mrjack6749 You are looking to much into it really.
      My solution : BOMBS
      And if it doesn't work : MORE BOMBS

    • @ttv_mrjack6749
      @ttv_mrjack6749 3 года назад +1

      @@dexketristo2349 Just remembers, it has to hit them as they spawn (they put their axe in the air), watch some speed runs that aren't as glitchy and you'll see.

  • @Hesstig
    @Hesstig 3 года назад +411

    14:41 I just wanna point out that Mick Gordon didn't just sample random Mongolian throat singing but actually had Mongolian throat singer Nature Ganganbaigal (RIP) on-hand as part of the "Hell Choir" of metal vocalists that contributed with all the demonic chanting for the soundtrack.

    • @zekrinealfa1113
      @zekrinealfa1113 3 года назад +6

      Wait, why RIP, what happened to him?

    • @davidceli0
      @davidceli0 3 года назад +31

      @@zekrinealfa1113 he died. he was suffering from mental health issues and made a suicide attempt back in 2017. His cause of death was never published, but it's unfortunately certain that he went through, and succeeded, with another suicide attempt.

    • @zekrinealfa1113
      @zekrinealfa1113 3 года назад +13

      @@davidceli0 Damn that sucks to hear. It is always sad to see people go, moreover when it is avoidable like in this case. Now, we can only wonder what he could have achieved.

    • @davidceli0
      @davidceli0 3 года назад +17

      @@zekrinealfa1113 at the very least, his work with Mick Gordon has been immortalized in the game

  • @imskyhigh22
    @imskyhigh22 3 года назад +1964

    The most accurate and reliable doom review I've ever seen. A truly artful masterpiece. 7/3

    • @spetmember8799
      @spetmember8799 2 года назад +28

      A real 10 out of good

    • @BIZaGoten
      @BIZaGoten 2 года назад +3

      Damn, haven't seen a 7/3 reference since yeeears ago.
      When Imgur was good :)

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington 2 года назад

      SMH. Everyone knows it’s 666/10

    • @yourmomreacts3734
      @yourmomreacts3734 2 года назад +1

      I too rate this review a parsec out of a metre

  • @n1thecaptain965
    @n1thecaptain965 10 месяцев назад +21

    "Unsurprisingly, demons invade to recycle Earth into blue energy for the moth pope" is the kind of sentence you can't find anywhere other than a Max0r video without doing drugs

  • @8-bitsarda747
    @8-bitsarda747 2 года назад +5051

    I love that almost every time he mentions male hormones/manliness during the intro, he shows a picture of Astolfo

    • @prinzezzqtpi5437
      @prinzezzqtpi5437 2 года назад +728

      Astolfo is true Sigma Chad. Mastered the sword AND shaves his legs.

    • @stev_ee
      @stev_ee 2 года назад +51

      he? 😏

    • @8-bitsarda747
      @8-bitsarda747 2 года назад +297

      @@stev_ee are you confused by the fact that I referred to Max0r as a man, or the fact that Astolfo is a guy?

    • @stev_ee
      @stev_ee 2 года назад +18

      its a joke

    • @stev_ee
      @stev_ee 2 года назад +19

      i know who astolfo is

  • @trial_with_an_error9687
    @trial_with_an_error9687 3 года назад +749

    Id also like to point out to people that H-DOOM, the DOOM hentai game is now officially canon to the DOOM universe since Alpha Chad Game Director Hugo Mussolini made every single DOOM mod ever made canon.

    • @l.e.b.3541
      @l.e.b.3541 3 года назад +139

      Based

    • @dova9609
      @dova9609 3 года назад +39

      @Ian Chen god that a good comment

    • @gamaactive8278
      @gamaactive8278 3 года назад +12

      I thought that was a joke

    • @MarisaGaming88
      @MarisaGaming88 3 года назад +55

      So that would also include the 6 million race war mods

    • @axelmilan4292
      @axelmilan4292 3 года назад +97

      @Ian Chen and those who tasted the bite of his shaft called him...the CoomSlayer

  • @JalarenZarrus
    @JalarenZarrus 3 года назад +568

    Max0r is currently suffering from stage 7 of Moth Waifuism, please pray and donate to his recovery.

    • @Dumner99
      @Dumner99 3 года назад +36

      ...you got a sauce on that moth? I'm a researcher that has to gather some data.
      For science.
      Edit:
      139732

    • @randomnobody8713
      @randomnobody8713 3 года назад +3

      @@Dumner99 thx

    • @brosephnoonan223
      @brosephnoonan223 3 года назад +2

      Moth

    • @goobermagoob9160
      @goobermagoob9160 3 года назад +5

      the artist is solopipb and there are a total of six moth doujins to his name, 4 being the main erotically horrifying series with two non horror/non cannon offshoot stories. I don’t think I’ve ever been so horrified and aroused at the same time.

    • @sniper7303
      @sniper7303 26 дней назад

      @@goobermagoob9160 Thank you kind stranger. I am not horny nor want sex. I just like moths. I love moths.

  • @Skalbemann
    @Skalbemann Год назад +56

    i like how he's barely holding around the part with tigers. I was already literally melting.

  • @semukoMAI
    @semukoMAI 3 года назад +1039

    Finally my monthly ADHD Coping mechanism has arrived

    • @jackeronie6490
      @jackeronie6490 3 года назад +33

      when the 70mg of lisdexamfetamine dimesylate isn't exactly enough

    • @lolsadboi3895
      @lolsadboi3895 3 года назад +8

      dextroamphetamine gang

    • @SimonNissen94
      @SimonNissen94 3 года назад +11

      now i understand why i loved this video so much

    • @Arkanist71
      @Arkanist71 3 года назад +9

      when the methylphenidate is just a tad too slow to kick in

    • @ryanfrank6572
      @ryanfrank6572 3 года назад +1

      When you run out of dexmethylphenedate

  • @switchprocontrollersplatoo7240
    @switchprocontrollersplatoo7240 3 года назад +1305

    This video is structured like a doom eternal fight. Seemingly unstable, but actually well built. Extremely Fast, yet (technically) makes sense. I don’t remember how many times I’ve watched it

  • @TrashPANDA658
    @TrashPANDA658 3 года назад +1755

    I have watched this video so many times and it never gets stale. It’s got the same amount of replay value as Minecraft or even bill wurtz’ “history of the entire world, i guess.” There’s just something about the high speed editing to coincide the high speed gameplay. This definitely deserves more praise because it’s just so much fun to watch, every single time, without fail. Please, do not stop making videos like this. I cannot express what this video means to me.

    • @frosty1328
      @frosty1328 3 года назад +19

      I second this notion.

    • @The_Smiurgh
      @The_Smiurgh 3 года назад +3

      Ttue

    • @karelpgbr
      @karelpgbr 3 года назад +2

      Yeah this has to be the seventh time I’m here

    • @onestar8796
      @onestar8796 3 года назад +5

      When vid in 16 Minutes fells like 40 Minutes
      Also constant pause for bullet memes & references

    • @kittenbeardthepiratecat
      @kittenbeardthepiratecat 3 года назад +2

      Im on my eighth time watching it right now.

  • @defiltrator1
    @defiltrator1 Год назад +40

    9:15 "u need 2 kill my son"." oh shit what he do?" "he turned into a furry demon deer. "

  • @SqallLionheart
    @SqallLionheart 3 года назад +223

    We never really thought about it, but the marauder was SWORDTRICKGUNTRICKGUARDSWORDGUARDGUNing all along.

    • @SqallLionheart
      @SqallLionheart 3 года назад +27

      @Doom Eternal Is A Better Game "you were never one of us doom slayer, your income money never corrisponded to what you declared, you never belived in our Equitalia faith" (Equitalia=italian IRS, 2 star reviews on google)

    • @T34RG45
      @T34RG45 3 года назад +1

      Today you play as John Bloodborne and yesterday were are going to hunt some beasts

  • @SapunMan
    @SapunMan 3 года назад +1627

    "Everything I said so far, except some of it, applies in full, partially, to the base game."
    I love this sentence so much.

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 3 года назад +23

      "that sounds strong"
      *(Read with Samuel hayden voice) *
      "chuckles * "oh boy... *buckle your ass*"

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 2 года назад +17

      "I always works, most of the time." 😁

    • @animeiscancerfurriesarefet217
      @animeiscancerfurriesarefet217 2 года назад

      another anime pfp using peddle file. and this time both my names apply

    • @SapunMan
      @SapunMan 2 года назад +3

      @@animeiscancerfurriesarefet217 Not anime, and can you even spell words? Come back when you learn how to actually communicate.

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 года назад +2

      @@SapunMan bro you cant say some shit because youtube will smite your channel thats probably why he said it like that

  • @ittaiak1246
    @ittaiak1246 3 года назад +517

    ive found myself going back to this video every day since release. this video is goddamn amazing

  • @LazyOcto
    @LazyOcto 5 месяцев назад +22

    0:36 *stricken with irrationally severe autism*
    Me: no wonder I can relate to him

  • @vergilinthechair8618
    @vergilinthechair8618 2 года назад +4226

    The Betrayer: "Doom Slayer you need this knife to kill my son."
    Doom Slayer: "Oh shit what he do?"
    The Betrayer: "He's the GiAnT UnCONtrOLLablE DeER TiTan."
    got me to hard

    • @sham8127
      @sham8127 2 года назад +83

      my man down bad for deer titan

    • @BEESKIT800
      @BEESKIT800 2 года назад +50

      You some kinda furry?

    • @CowKirbo
      @CowKirbo 2 года назад +8

      Ayo?

    • @huntermagnuson8062
      @huntermagnuson8062 2 года назад +18

      9:14 timestamp :)

    • @D00MNUKEM90K
      @D00MNUKEM90K 2 года назад +11

      For the dudes that don't get it, that part made this guy laugh his ass off, and had to go to the doctor because his funny bone no longer became funny.

  • @d34thnote79
    @d34thnote79 3 года назад +826

    I hooe this gets monetized cause holy shit, that was fun

    • @Briggsby
      @Briggsby 3 года назад +34

      RUclips doesn't like any videos that don't revolve around getting toddlers to accidentally buy thousands of dollars of shady items while watching baby shark on repeat.
      It's sad, but that's the current situation.

    • @ineedsleep3115
      @ineedsleep3115 3 года назад +9

      Fun isn't monetized.

    • @d34thnote79
      @d34thnote79 3 года назад +6

      @@ineedsleep3115 This vid most likely is since Max0r said it will hopefully get monetised "first time" because it should, and the video went public, my comment is still present

    • @kmsgrafzeppelin904
      @kmsgrafzeppelin904 3 года назад +4

      HYPERMONETIZATIOM

    • @jacobsanteler6097
      @jacobsanteler6097 3 года назад

      How is your comment 2 days old? Video came out 14 hours ago

  • @minus6585
    @minus6585 3 года назад +726

    Maxor : im not here to make people buy things
    Also maxor : buy this game i am biased

  • @thomsmids3147
    @thomsmids3147 Год назад +24

    14:18 still breaks me everytime to this day.

  • @berrymax7907
    @berrymax7907 3 года назад +520

    I love how you couldn’t even mention Sigma males without cracking up

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 3 года назад +33

      Is that supposed to be a alpha male but even more cringy

    • @swemn8062
      @swemn8062 3 года назад +110

      @@ahardworker2154 Its some pseudo science bullshit were lonely nerds compare themselfs to john wick.

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 3 года назад +53

      @@swemn8062 that sounds really stupid

    • @lemmonboy6459
      @lemmonboy6459 3 года назад +55

      @@ahardworker2154
      CORRECT

    • @krokey9996
      @krokey9996 3 года назад +11

      I am a sigma male, I stand at the top of the food chain. I don't like women, women like me.

  • @korm7471
    @korm7471 3 года назад +730

    Hi, I am a Brazilian. You said Brazil ( 7:24 ) in your video so I was summoned here. That"s how things work around here

    • @djpianist6394
      @djpianist6394 3 года назад +67

      As a Brasilian, you said Brasil in the comment section so I was summoned here. That's how things work from here too amigo.

    • @SuperBrunout
      @SuperBrunout 3 года назад +44

      @@djpianist6394 As a brasilian, you said Brasil in your comment, so you know the drill

    • @llamadelreyii3369
      @llamadelreyii3369 3 года назад +26

      @@SuperBrunout And here we are.

    • @ahardworker2154
      @ahardworker2154 3 года назад +20

      As a British citizen am here to take your tea, do not resist

    • @swemn8062
      @swemn8062 3 года назад +24

      @@ahardworker2154 As a portugese person i must first go around africa, discover brazil and write a epic odesay style book before i can sell you this chinese tea we got while in india.
      Ill take your codfish now.

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish 3 года назад +428

    Gee I remember when the counter to "Doom is satanic" was "You're killing the demons" now we've got oooh spooky angels maltheism.

    • @cherno8119
      @cherno8119 3 года назад +64

      well i mean, i thought the point was that you're literally killing a false god, and therefore becoming even more christian

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 3 года назад +2

      @@cherno8119 I guess so, but what's the god echo ai thing? Or the pokeball god?

    • @jakeb6703
      @jakeb6703 3 года назад +4

      @@DIEGhostfish that's your local youth pastor.

    • @sashageneralov8343
      @sashageneralov8343 3 года назад +2

      Naaah, its just a space lame space squids
      (fr, this Doom could be so cool if we fought biblically accurate angels)

    • @oscarstaszky1960
      @oscarstaszky1960 3 года назад

      @@sashageneralov8343 yeah that absolutely sounds cool but it might also kinda feel outta place because of Doom Eternal's rather majorly futuristic-techno aesthetics instead of a standard fantasy/magical type

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 Год назад +16

    That was the wildest first two minutes of a video I've ever seen.
    Edit: It just kept going. I can't even begin to imagine how difficult it is to do this much editing

  • @Leoncroi
    @Leoncroi 3 года назад +3121

    A note for the soundtrack: Because Doom Slayer is blessed with angelic powers, the soundtrack is canon. The seraphims are imbuing you with power through song.
    Heaven is playing death metal because it powers the Doom Slayer.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 года назад +181

      If this is for real...
      Cherubs on Boomboxes I LOVE IT
      XD

    • @ryanchong9965
      @ryanchong9965 3 года назад +228

      Bard mains: furiously scribbles down on notesheets

    • @BNuts
      @BNuts 3 года назад +71

      @@ryanchong9965 Venti: Teh-heh. And they say I'm the _weakest_ Archon. I've just been holding back.

    • @axetheviking6482
      @axetheviking6482 3 года назад +6

      I call bs

    • @justabrokezombie6252
      @justabrokezombie6252 3 года назад +16

      @@axetheviking6482 OK, no one cares.

  • @petrchar2852
    @petrchar2852 3 года назад +430

    This 16 minute video took me 44 minutes to watch, just because my ocd doesn't allow for skipping a single .2 seconds long meme. Thank you for this masterpiece.

    • @kingpiggins292
      @kingpiggins292 3 года назад +18

      Holy crap I'm not alone

    • @Golden_Tenders
      @Golden_Tenders 3 года назад +10

      I’m pausing and rewinding every 5 seconds

    • @gasterblaster9817
      @gasterblaster9817 3 года назад +18

      @@Golden_Tenders the [,] and [.] keys let you go frame-by-frame, it's really helpful for this style of editing

    • @derrilazkia1002
      @derrilazkia1002 3 года назад +7

      Bruh even without OCD I NEED to watch this at least three times

  • @Loggerten
    @Loggerten 3 года назад +370

    I wanna see what this guys premiere timeline looks like

    • @raspyApostle
      @raspyApostle 3 года назад +43

      Actual nightmare fuel

    • @megan00b8
      @megan00b8 3 года назад +2

      I can help you out.
      1) Find a blender and plug it in
      2) Get as many different coloured vegetables (and fruits) as possible, I'd suggest carrots, broccoli, tomatoes, lemons, onion, and plums.
      3) Blend it all together, not into a fine paste, just cut up and mixed small chunks.
      3,5) [optional step] Open the blender while it's running, and observe your wall to have the full screen experience
      4) Profit(?)

  • @jokerpt1594
    @jokerpt1594 Год назад +29

    John Doom is a man of focus. Commitment. And sheer will. I once saw him kill three Marauders in a bar...with a pencil.
    With a fucking pencil.

  • @joseph1981
    @joseph1981 3 года назад +495

    6:59 Sauce: 114750
    The artist also made a wholesome version as well if that's more up your alley: 165684

  • @cicciopasticcio1690
    @cicciopasticcio1690 2 года назад +1007

    "Money is temporary, but Doom is Eternal" that's one _hell_ of a marketing quote.

  • @jazzymcjazz5182
    @jazzymcjazz5182 3 года назад +320

    1:00
    “I’m going to shit yourself”
    I’ve never been this threaten in my life

    • @kr3lla153
      @kr3lla153 3 года назад +4

      "Sir this is the scariest moment of my life"
      - current 2d simp loli

  • @Sarril101
    @Sarril101 Год назад +49

    Just finished watching this, and man, hands down, this is one of the best videos I've ever watched, period.
    The editing, the memes & references, the humor, the entertainment (and quick writing down something to shush the "extra accurate nerds" that would say/argue sayin' "well actually"). Idk about You, but for me that's just a damn good vid.

  • @MayBT7274
    @MayBT7274 3 года назад +629

    "Amy Rose? I didn't know she could stand"
    I literally fucking died of laughter

    • @NoHandle44
      @NoHandle44 3 года назад +10

      I don’t get the joke

    • @gr1mshadow158
      @gr1mshadow158 3 года назад +89

      ​@@NoHandle44 It's part of a string of deliberately bad puns on random names.
      Character's last name is 'Rose,' like the flower.
      Max0r interprets it as past tense of verb 'rise,' hence "Amy rose" is an action he's seemingly confused by.

    • @NoHandle44
      @NoHandle44 3 года назад +10

      @@gr1mshadow158 I see, it still seems like an odd joke to make.

    • @Adhjie
      @Adhjie 3 года назад +19

      ​@@NoHandle44 daddy sciptor of scriptorium this is vainglory old english before hideo norman did hastig
      dad jest of jester yester year yock jocke*

    • @karotgamin790
      @karotgamin790 3 года назад +8

      @@Adhjie what

  • @ghillieg4169
    @ghillieg4169 3 года назад +306

    Max sounds like he has been screaming for a week straight
    Which is definitely accurate when playing a DOOM game

  • @ASFalcon13
    @ASFalcon13 3 года назад +715

    On the subject of the Marauder:
    "I personally have no issue with him, as I find the challenge fun and engaging. And if you don't, I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm saying you're bad."
    Facts.

    • @9091destroyer
      @9091destroyer 2 года назад +37

      One of my favorite moments in this game was when I understood how to fight the marauder. It changed how I played for the rest of the game.

    • @anthoras
      @anthoras 2 года назад +16

      >having to wait for the enemy to attack before you can deal damage
      >fun
      you people are out of your minds

    • @josegonzales9169
      @josegonzales9169 2 года назад +43

      @@anthoras
      You just haven't played the right games yet

    • @gooseenjoyer9696
      @gooseenjoyer9696 2 года назад +15

      @@anthoras while that is one way to fight the marauder, it's horribly inefficient. What the game instructs you to do is a suggestion not a rule.
      Here's a one cycle kill of the maruader ruclips.net/video/tsjUNkqVCVI/видео.html

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 2 года назад +27

      @@anthoras while you're not wrong in thinking that you are objectively bad

  • @sambits9125
    @sambits9125 2 года назад +10

    3:09 this is actually very true. When i first started playing doom i sometimes refused to switch weapons after a while tho i realised that certan weapons are great in certain situations and i started switching more and started dying less. In this game a weapon truely is never replaced.

  • @danielfranze9755
    @danielfranze9755 3 года назад +557

    "Demos can fly, they can roll around like hedgehogs, contract obesity and be BASTARDS"
    I found this hilarious

  • @victornaut
    @victornaut 3 года назад +1245

    "There's enough male hormones here to transition someone." I lost it 😂

    • @mangoruby1357
      @mangoruby1357 3 года назад +97

      Trans male to mega male to giga mega chad male.
      Also can’t wait for the inevitable 41% comment that appears on any video with the word “trans” in it.

    • @pamelotms5867
      @pamelotms5867 3 года назад +30

      @@mangoruby1357 no no the final evolution is male man

    • @raymond0076
      @raymond0076 3 года назад +11

      Male to alpha male

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 3 года назад +16

      @@raymond0076 sigma male

    • @vwertix1662
      @vwertix1662 3 года назад +22

      @@mangoruby1357 Just watch out that you don't cause a buffer overflow and loop back around.

  • @wrahttia
    @wrahttia 2 года назад +1482

    The "play on easy" message blurb is very underrated. Games are all about fun and I sometimes play on easy mode to have some more laid back hellspawn slaughter fun. Making it accessible to people who haven't spent thousands of hours to git gud is so important, sometimes.

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 2 года назад +197

      What I like is that the game itself encourages you to play on easy if you want. No insulting comments, it just says "You'll be wrecking hell in no time, you have fun!"

    • @Da1337Man
      @Da1337Man 2 года назад +154

      Ironically enough, the easiest mode would be the closest to lore accurate Doom Slayer. Slap on some cheats, and you could literally fight naked with your bare hands since that is how the slayer actually defeated a titan.

    • @leadpaintchips9461
      @leadpaintchips9461 2 года назад +40

      @@resileaf9501 Heck of a 180 compared to some of the earlier Dooms.

    • @Doctor-Infinite
      @Doctor-Infinite 2 года назад +74

      yes i completely agree, my mom has been slowly getting into gaming and isn’t as good as me at all and constantly berates herself for it lmao
      i have to constantly tell her that it’s ok to play on easy mode cause the purpose of gaming is to have fun and nothing more
      gatekeepers are the worst
      edit: my mom has been playing roblox and the game unravel and has improved tremendously
      eventually we’ll be playing unravel 2 cause that’s more her speed
      she’s still bad at 3d games but there’s sufficient improvements

    • @bubbanator-qf4gp
      @bubbanator-qf4gp 2 года назад +19

      If your bad at a game get gud, if your homeless get a house, if you are poor get money, if your jobless get a job

  • @spencernelson1580
    @spencernelson1580 2 года назад +15

    8:14 This is only after they figured out that solar and wind energy was too costly to produce and not sustainable, and that they were too incompetent to utilize nuclear energy effectively and efficiently.

  • @jonathanglukhoman5285
    @jonathanglukhoman5285 3 года назад +295

    "As good as 2016 was, a Polygon journalist could finish the first half and that's unacceptable"

    • @MGMan37
      @MGMan37 2 года назад +31

      The dev actually literally said this as a design goal of doom eternal, it wasn't just a joke by max0r. The exact words was something like "A problem with Doom 2016 was you can get far playing the game wrong, in Doom Eternal we want playing wrong to immediately kill you"

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 2 года назад +6

      @@MGMan37 That's fucking big dick energy.

  • @mr.nickname9172
    @mr.nickname9172 3 года назад +150

    The editing is making the little caveman in my head clap his hands

  • @DerVasto
    @DerVasto 3 года назад +506

    "Satan-God-God who is also himself"
    This game truly asks the deepest questions mankind ever thought of.

  • @herbderbler1585
    @herbderbler1585 2 года назад +29

    I hate that it took me over a year to find this video. This is the only review that truly does this game's batshit insanity justice.

  • @Pepperjack831
    @Pepperjack831 3 года назад +215

    "I became more obssesed with hammers than bob thr fucking builder"
    Thats a name I havent heard in a long time

  • @mckeeganator5844
    @mckeeganator5844 3 года назад +749

    You can’t hide your laughter at “my fellow sigma males”

  • @mangoruby1357
    @mangoruby1357 3 года назад +490

    “There’s enough male hormones here to transition someone” holy shit that just summarizes the entire fucking doom franchise.

    • @22beesjustvibin67
      @22beesjustvibin67 3 года назад +18

      doom will make you a trans man
      fallout: new Vegas will make you into a trans woman
      I have never met a trans woman that didn't complete fallout new Vegas

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 3 года назад +8

      @@22beesjustvibin67 damn that’s actually true wtf

    • @22beesjustvibin67
      @22beesjustvibin67 3 года назад +7

      @@glctcthnkr8059 I know this forbidden knowledge because I have 100% completed fallout new Vegas and subsequently realized I was a trans woman

    • @teadealer2093
      @teadealer2093 3 года назад +2

      @@22beesjustvibin67 Damn, guess I need to go beat fallout new vegas before I come out.

    • @22beesjustvibin67
      @22beesjustvibin67 3 года назад +1

      @@teadealer2093 do it, fallout: new Vegas is a great game

  • @gigakoresh
    @gigakoresh 2 года назад +11

    The damn spirit was added to be literally the only reason to use the microwave mod on the plasma rifle because someone said learning to be a piano virtuoso is slightly harder than Nightmare and the devs wanted to prove them wrong.

  • @go-to-bed1472
    @go-to-bed1472 3 года назад +878

    "I hard simp for 2D women"
    *Constant sprinkling of Vtubers*
    Could this man be one of my people?

    • @kathartik9000
      @kathartik9000 3 года назад +75

      He's simping badly to Watame. He's clearly one of us

    • @TomciokTS
      @TomciokTS 3 года назад +18

      ONE OF US!

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 3 года назад +39

      He's been in the hole for a good while. Even back in one of his arma videos he had watame as a decal on a tank. *Watame bribgs vengeance.*

    • @SpikerDragon95
      @SpikerDragon95 3 года назад +8

      One of us

    • @theuniverse1158
      @theuniverse1158 3 года назад +8

      One of us

  • @TheMaskedMan
    @TheMaskedMan 3 года назад +633

    I have seen this video 20 times this week

  • @ocsanik502
    @ocsanik502 Год назад +18

    Your editing is so manic that it manages to actually capture my attention span that ordinarily requires me to be doing 10 things precisely at the same time.

  • @aqua-sama7298
    @aqua-sama7298 3 года назад +192

    I didn't expected that review to be a goddamn masterpiece of a video which I needed in my life.
    You really earned a sub and I'm clearly looking forward for more memes

  • @leonard5426
    @leonard5426 3 года назад +326

    "Mom, why is there a big hole in the surface of Mars?"
    "You know, there was this one guy, who was like... really angry. And I think he did it for the memes."

    • @MrAxeswinger
      @MrAxeswinger 3 года назад +8

      Altar Boy: High Priestess tell us a story of why there is the Huge hole in the surface of Mars?
      Elena Richardson: Sit boy and let me tell you the story the Slayers Holy Crusade..

    • @shikigranbell7608
      @shikigranbell7608 3 года назад

      @@MrAxeswinger and then doom slayer paid them a visit told them the reason why.

    • @shikigranbell7608
      @shikigranbell7608 3 года назад

      @@MrAxeswinger and then doom slayer paid them a visit and told them the real reason why.

    • @greatwavefan397
      @greatwavefan397 3 года назад

      You had me in the first half ngl

  • @TheGamePlayerM
    @TheGamePlayerM 3 года назад +302

    "Amy Rose? I didn't know she could stand" that honestly fucking killed me, pure comedy genius

    • @spookifyr
      @spookifyr 3 года назад +2

      Wait oh my fucking god

    • @arroz-autista7766
      @arroz-autista7766 3 года назад +4

      I have just got it now. I'm fucking dying.

    • @leonardusrakapradayan2253
      @leonardusrakapradayan2253 3 года назад +4

      I still don’t get it

    • @TheGamePlayerM
      @TheGamePlayerM 3 года назад +30

      @@leonardusrakapradayan2253 I gotchu homie, Amy Rose is that pink characters from the Sonic universe, her name is Amy Rose, rose can be seen as both the flower, and the past tense of the verb to rise, which was the meaning used to produce this high quality joke, in conclusion, this genius is surprised that she rose, or got up if it helps, because he didn't even know that she could stand.
      Hope this helped.

    • @lochlanharris3476
      @lochlanharris3476 3 года назад +5

      @@TheGamePlayerM that’s so big brained

  • @gamernist3050
    @gamernist3050 Год назад +5

    Man that part about sprinting through the louvre was so accurate! You mostly just look at enemies, or at the ground when parkouring, so you rarely take a look around

  • @bigboi2383
    @bigboi2383 3 года назад +366

    I just realized at 13:35 there’s ganyu standing in the background menacingly

    • @clairvoyant-
      @clairvoyant- 3 года назад +30

      doom eternal beta male gaming waifu edition

    • @deyash4602
      @deyash4602 3 года назад +7

      Oh shit your right

    • @dukenukem3dgaming
      @dukenukem3dgaming 3 года назад +6

      that demon angel thing is gonna die

    • @Zain69z
      @Zain69z 3 года назад +3

      No fucking way I didn't notice that

    • @someone-iv2nt
      @someone-iv2nt 3 года назад +3

      She knows she can Out-DPS every character in this game

  • @espio87
    @espio87 3 года назад +693

    If Ssethtzeentach is Mandalore when he is off his meds, then Max0r is Sseth on crystal meth.

    • @espio87
      @espio87 3 года назад +41

      @@modusoperandi7827 Eh, humour is relative. I find all three funny.

    • @samuelhunter4631
      @samuelhunter4631 3 года назад +8

      "Sseth on crystal meth" is a sick rhyme, tho

    • @ovahlord1451
      @ovahlord1451 3 года назад +4

      sseth if he had ADHD

    • @canjica_
      @canjica_ 3 года назад +23

      The Four Horsemen: Sseth, Mandalore, Max0r and UberDanger

    • @espio87
      @espio87 3 года назад +1

      @@canjica_ I am sad I can only give one "like" to comments.

  • @pewpewplasma3793
    @pewpewplasma3793 3 года назад +231

    “Why is there a giant spear through the planet? Why is heaven compromised entirely of moth people?”
    I feel like in the spirit of Doom I can answer this question simply.
    *Because why not?*

  • @FatherOfAllOmeletes
    @FatherOfAllOmeletes Месяц назад +2

    4:20 you know what’s also cruel? Kids. Kids are cruel, Jack. And I’m feelin very in touch with my inner child.

  • @aidankilleen7372
    @aidankilleen7372 3 года назад +330

    The capital city of hell is most certainly cleveland
    Signed: clevelander

    • @twitchingphoenix4595
      @twitchingphoenix4595 3 года назад +9

      As someone else who lived near Cleveland, I second this.

    • @schul9169
      @schul9169 3 года назад +4

      I will vouch for Cleveland being Hell too.

    • @mylesobrien7477
      @mylesobrien7477 3 года назад +4

      Sorry to hear that man hope you recover

    • @talon_xi
      @talon_xi 3 года назад +4

      as someone who just happens to be an Ohioan,
      yeah this is pretty accurate. hope you get better soon

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 3 года назад +3

      I have never been to Cleveland, but I have seen too many Ohioans come to my state and then start acting crazy to disagree

  • @ChoCoBenchMarker
    @ChoCoBenchMarker 3 года назад +226

    5:52 maxor really went full on syncing the dialogue with the anime girl

    • @cynika1923
      @cynika1923 3 года назад +13

      I mean he is a blonde anime loli

    • @adela9166
      @adela9166 3 года назад

      SAUCE

    • @adela9166
      @adela9166 3 года назад

      @@cynika1923 I WANT SAUCE

    • @michaelknne1318
      @michaelknne1318 2 года назад

      @@adela9166 Seitokai no Ichizon is the sauce

  • @vanta7175
    @vanta7175 2 года назад +551

    I now cannot forgive myself for how throughout this entire well thought and constructed, amazingly edited and insanely funny video, the first thing that actually made me laugh was calling Cleveland the capital city of hell.

    • @thedoomslayer5863
      @thedoomslayer5863 2 года назад +23

      your humor is broken did you try turning it off and then on again? or blowing into it?

    • @vanta7175
      @vanta7175 2 года назад +18

      @@thedoomslayer5863 damn bro u got the whole squad laughing

    • @Milsim_Man
      @Milsim_Man 2 года назад +2

      @@thedoomslayer5863 Damn bro you really did get the whole squad laughing 😃😃

    • @memesoon5877
      @memesoon5877 2 года назад

      @@Milsim_Man Amogus

  • @kitsunepsykhe
    @kitsunepsykhe 2 года назад +186

    All jokes aside, I want to say thank you, Max0r.
    I’m a pussy who doesn’t like FPSs (they’re just not my style), but I want to be a game developer. I know you’re making jokes about the gameplay and stuff (which, like all your humor, is good at absolute worst), but a genuine review and talking about what you like and what you don’t has really helped me refine my ideas of what a good FPS should play like, so that if I ever make one, I’ll have some info to fall back on :)
    Also you’re just hilarious.
    So thank you :)

    • @daenopher
      @daenopher Год назад +1

      Wait, bro. So you said FPS is not your style and then you redefine solely from this video for what a good FPS should look like? Bro. Did you even play Doom?

    • @kitsunepsykhe
      @kitsunepsykhe Год назад +9

      @@daenopher
      Not solely! It’s a piece of the data I use.
      I’ve seen other FPSs. I try to use as much data as I can.
      No, I didn’t play Doom.
      …did I do something wrong? Sorry…

    • @marston980
      @marston980 Год назад

      Not liking fps games is pussy?

    • @kitsunepsykhe
      @kitsunepsykhe Год назад +1

      @@marston980
      I guess, I dunno. I’m not tryna insult anyone else, just myself.

    • @marston980
      @marston980 Год назад +1

      @@kitsunepsykhe i was just messing with you 😅