An Incorrect Summary of Elden Ring | The Moon & The Stars

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  • Опубликовано: 11 июн 2024
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    0:00 - Intro
    1:10 - No Maidens?
    6:19 - The Exploration Arc
    10:45 - Garfielf Castle
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    20:21 - Brasil
    25:03 - The Festival
    27:09 - Conclusion
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Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @Max0r
    @Max0r  9 месяцев назад +1403

    hey everyone, if you're coming from part 3 or from future videos, you might notice that part 1 and part 2 seem quite different. at the time, i had a worse sound setup, different editing, and generally timing and narration that was very different. over the course of just a single year, i improved greatly. and one day, i want to be able to recreate parts 1 and 2 of this series to be a cohesive whole, when everything is said and done. in the meantime, please do not let these videos be your judgement of my content style, and I urge you to check out part 3: ruclips.net/video/jqINW3rU6eU/видео.html

    • @jiyuunokaizoku
      @jiyuunokaizoku 9 месяцев назад +186

      When the 2 videos you are not satisfied with anymore are still better than 90% of the content out there

    • @orxy5316
      @orxy5316 9 месяцев назад +180

      I actually prefer your old style over the new tbh

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM 9 месяцев назад +111

      i feel like your orginal style was amazing. not sure why you switched up.

    • @bigmike8586
      @bigmike8586 9 месяцев назад +10

      I remember your stream of getting footage for pt 3, the content's been gold mate. Cheers

    • @orxy5316
      @orxy5316 9 месяцев назад +24

      @5uperM his videos got more views as well with the old style so not really sure of the benefits of his new style

  • @ymfah
    @ymfah 2 года назад +25985

    I can vouch that this is indeed, a 100% correct summary of elden ring.

    • @onilink134
      @onilink134 2 года назад +2022

      Technically only a 50% summary, since there's a part 2

    • @paleflame
      @paleflame 2 года назад +412

      Not if you play with portals and "balanced" mechanics.

    • @childethetoysalesman2968
      @childethetoysalesman2968 2 года назад +280

      Even the Blade of miquella part? i don't think i heard her say this in the Boss fight

    • @Max0r
      @Max0r  2 года назад +6441

      @@onilink134 YOU THINK I'M STOPPING AT 2 PARTS?

    • @spartacus778
      @spartacus778 2 года назад +1156

      @@Max0r THE MADMAN!

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 2 года назад +8928

    The fact that Maxor can still speak in coherent sentences after editing this masterpiece proves he is truly a god among men

  • @sirspoof7354
    @sirspoof7354 Год назад +610

    21:03 "Der backpfeifengesicht" roughly translates to "the face in need of a fist"

    • @gageshippy2256
      @gageshippy2256 Год назад +21

      I was told it was "the workers union".

    • @sirspoof7354
      @sirspoof7354 Год назад +4

      @@gageshippy2256 Google translate it

    • @gageshippy2256
      @gageshippy2256 Год назад +17

      @@sirspoof7354 you right but mines better.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Год назад +1

      I learned it from John Oliver

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Год назад

      I learned it from John Oliver

  • @Toffeehammer
    @Toffeehammer Год назад +1708

    Holy shit. "MASS GRAVE EVANGELION". Godrick doesn't deserve to be described in such a metal way.

    • @akilouissifou9957
      @akilouissifou9957 Год назад +9

      Ff

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 Год назад +81

      Fuck yeah he does, he cut off his own arm and attached a Dragon to it. Say what you will, but I'd say that earns him a "Certified Metal Award"

    • @Toffeehammer
      @Toffeehammer Год назад +43

      @@Yougotcaged102 I mean you say he cut off his own arm but I don't think any of Godrick's limbs are "his own" lol

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 Год назад +18

      @@Toffeehammer Ok yes, technically you're probably right.

    • @Coid7
      @Coid7 Год назад +10

      But…Dragon hand

  • @Squiders
    @Squiders 2 года назад +38701

    Max0r’s editing software must have become sentient, there’s no way the human brain alone can come up with all this

    • @frostbyte2899
      @frostbyte2899 2 года назад +2458

      Bold of you to assume Max0r is human

    • @Shadest
      @Shadest 2 года назад +1986

      Max0r IS the editing software

    • @xman7337
      @xman7337 2 года назад +331

      He is NEO!

    • @karlhyetravelerofworlds
      @karlhyetravelerofworlds 2 года назад +318

      Who said Max0r is human?

    • @agniteyt
      @agniteyt 2 года назад +234

      So bold of you to assume Max0r's Brain is a Human brain

  • @mrgopnik5964
    @mrgopnik5964 2 года назад +6280

    “Sometimes life is just a Bulgarian and you are an unstolen car”
    As a Bulgarian I feel insulted…
    Why only one car?

    • @grizlisid22
      @grizlisid22 2 года назад +194

      that's just a start

    • @rosant7074
      @rosant7074 2 года назад +107

      It takes TIME and time is MONEI

    • @belion750
      @belion750 2 года назад +14

      LMFAO

    • @justalex2.0
      @justalex2.0 2 года назад +45

      As a bulgarian absolutely true why not steal more cars for the homies?

    • @notme8232
      @notme8232 2 года назад +72

      The Romanians took the rest

  • @marcoescalante3130
    @marcoescalante3130 Год назад +513

    The fact that this was the video that told me that Fia debuffs your health

    • @ivanayala2715
      @ivanayala2715 Год назад +23

      Same
      Still worth It

    • @digiquo8143
      @digiquo8143 Год назад +65

      It's not all that terrible. If you actually use the Baldichan's Blessing she gives you it removes the debuff, and simultaneously boosts your poise by a substantial margin for a bit. Very good if you're having trouble with an enemy that attacks multiple times in rapid succession.

    • @teomcnasty
      @teomcnasty Год назад +10

      @@digiquo8143 thanks I didn't know that. I'll be sure to use it to get rid of it. Question tho, does it nerf your capacity your increase damage taken?

    • @TheLikeButtonLMAO
      @TheLikeButtonLMAO Год назад +9

      @@teomcnasty Last I checked, no it does not nerf your capacity or increase damage taken. it simply boosts poise when used.

  • @HajimeKomaeda
    @HajimeKomaeda Год назад +1410

    In honor of Elden Ring being the winner of Game of the Year in The Game Awards, let's rewatch this masterpiece billions of times.

    • @kea7119
      @kea7119 Год назад +18

      Agreed i shall follow you in your madness!

    • @PK_Scratch
      @PK_Scratch Год назад +38

      I'm sure the rabbi Bill Clinton would approve.

    • @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle
      @ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Год назад

      @@PK_Scratch if bill clinton is a rabbi I guess the Jews did do 911

    • @gardenturtle4878
      @gardenturtle4878 Год назад +23

      @@PK_Scratch_reformed orthodox_ rabbi bill clinton, mind you

    • @Urb4nN0rd
      @Urb4nN0rd Год назад +5

      Really? I mean, I'm all for rewatching this mad masterpiece, but do you really need a reason?

  • @louis559
    @louis559 2 года назад +4736

    "Made of German bedtime stories" is probably the best way to succinctly get across the idea that something is utterly horrifying that I've ever heard

    • @shovelmaniac7475
      @shovelmaniac7475 2 года назад +27

      BTW what id the ending song

    • @jeandelacroix6726
      @jeandelacroix6726 2 года назад +73

      @@shovelmaniac7475 Girls Frontline OST Fixed Point Event Ending Song - Solar Sea

    • @ajanis95
      @ajanis95 2 года назад +27

      I think made of Russian bedtime stories would work just as well.

    • @thanquolrattenherz9665
      @thanquolrattenherz9665 2 года назад +56

      fun thing is the bedtimes story at 21:09 is actually mixed from two real german bedtime stories into a horrorstory. the first is about a cook starving to death and the second about a tailor removing bodyparts of childreen with a scissor, there is nothing more relaxing to german kids than a good bedtime story before sleeping.

    • @xaga8794
      @xaga8794 2 года назад

      @@ajanis95 nope. Russians have pretty neat fairytales.

  • @Hyper_Dragons477
    @Hyper_Dragons477 2 года назад +7365

    My god the amount of memes and cameos are absolutely god tier! Worth the wait and can't wait for Part 2

    • @jacobcaron2280
      @jacobcaron2280 2 года назад +111

      Patron spotted. Thank you for supporting this insane lunatic of an editor. I can't wait for part 2.

    • @gizmoatlas
      @gizmoatlas 2 года назад +9

      420th like

    • @savio953
      @savio953 2 года назад +6

      Are the views broken cause there's only 718

    • @soulsplayingidiot
      @soulsplayingidiot 2 года назад +6

      This video was released an hour ago. Why tf does it say this comment was wrote yesterday.

    • @diamondnotdark
      @diamondnotdark 2 года назад

      @heavy weapons guy same wtf....

  • @hushgaze8424
    @hushgaze8424 11 месяцев назад +148

    Fun fact: the coordinates at 9:13 are pointing to the Town Hall of Sus, a city in France, which is right next to the "Amogus Tower", which is a butcher shop and also the "Embassy of Bobuxland".
    I wish I was making this shit up.

    • @griegomamey4624
      @griegomamey4624 11 месяцев назад +1

      man this dude srlsly adds up layers upon layers, of dumbshit, when I come back, there is always something I missed, goddammit

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk 7 месяцев назад +7

      fr??? 💀

  • @BlackwindAlpha
    @BlackwindAlpha 10 месяцев назад +131

    26:20
    _This man is skateboarding a horse and holding back the stars while killing everyone he comes into contact with, and he does it _*_from the hospice._*_ Radahn is an absolute god among chads and this fight’s intensity lives up to that and _*_then some._*_ And that is just phase one. Phase two starts when he, um.. uh.. jumps. Into the upper atmosphere._ 26:40
    [Punishing: Gray Raven OST - HIKARI, Kowloong Central]

    • @derpcat1716
      @derpcat1716 15 дней назад

      thank you so much

    • @markomega8719
      @markomega8719 10 дней назад

      Thank you SO MUCH for the music.

    • @BlackwindAlpha
      @BlackwindAlpha 10 дней назад

      @@markomega8719 No problem, man! I suggest checking out Punishing: Gray Raven if you like Action and Hack & Slash games. It has both a mobile and PC client!

  • @justmonika3500
    @justmonika3500 2 года назад +3726

    2:32 Arknights CC#5 Spectrum Lobby Theme
    4:12 Persona 3 OST - Iwatodai Dorm
    4:59 Persona 3 Portable: Wiping All Out
    5:23 Dust Punishing Gray Raven OST
    6:19 meganeko - The Cyber Grind (Ultrakill Soundtrack)
    13:22 Guilty Gear Strive - Smell Of The Game
    25:05 HIKARI Punishing: Gray Raven OST
    27:22 Solar Sea - Girls Frontline OST

    • @Khann_2102
      @Khann_2102 2 года назад +154

      That Arknights ost is fire

    • @bismarckimperia8781
      @bismarckimperia8781 2 года назад +122

      King, you dropped this 👑.

    • @bankratchatron9488
      @bankratchatron9488 2 года назад +169

      15:58 Arknights - Boiling Blood

    • @Raptor747
      @Raptor747 2 года назад +11

      Thank you so much for this!

    • @abird955
      @abird955 2 года назад +68

      Punishing Gray Raven music slaps

  • @Franz0818
    @Franz0818 2 года назад +1974

    “Because sometimes life is just a Bulgarian, And your an unstolen car”
    *Max0r’s quote of the day*

  • @craboo8668
    @craboo8668 Год назад +572

    I translated all the German names in Google translate so you wouldn’t have to:
    21:00 The workers compensation act and the red doesn’t translate correctly (the friendship relationship)
    21:02 The Bird
    21:02 The Declaration of Independence
    21:04 The face that needs a slap (rough translation)
    21:06 can’t read it but it’s in German
    21:07 “The Child Shredder”

    • @Herox13
      @Herox13 Год назад +32

      I think it's an article about house dogs straight from Wikipedia. (21:06)

    • @LordBloodySoul
      @LordBloodySoul 10 месяцев назад +39

      I'm from Germany - I can help with that :D
      21:00 - "The Workspace Accident Compensation Law/Act" and the red one's "The Friend-Relation"
      21:02 - The Bird
      21:02 - The Declaration of Independence
      21:04 - Close, but it's more like "A Face in need of a Fist" or "A face in need of a good Hook"
      21:06 - That the German Wiki page for "House dog"
      21:07 “The Children Shredder” or more likely "Child / Children Mauler"

    • @Bananen_999
      @Bananen_999 10 месяцев назад +22

      21:09 are we just going to ignore 'Das Hodenverstümmelung' which um well... nvm.

    • @Morningstar_37
      @Morningstar_37 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@Bananen_999 Yes, we are going to ignore das hodenverstümmelung

    • @Morningstar_37
      @Morningstar_37 7 месяцев назад

      also not to mention his almost perfect pronunciation of Friedrich at 12:17

  • @12_gageshotgun90
    @12_gageshotgun90 Год назад +140

    26:41 My favorite maxor edit. No memes (not that I don't like the meme edits), just clips of Radahn going all out and edited flawlessly while being backed by a dope soundtrack.

    • @heisenberg1621
      @heisenberg1621 11 месяцев назад +5

      Do you know what the soundtrack is? I can't find it.

    • @sierrasix420
      @sierrasix420 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@heisenberg1621same

    • @heisenberg1621
      @heisenberg1621 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@sierrasix420 Punishing Gray Raven ost. I found it finally

    • @n0va807
      @n0va807 11 месяцев назад +8

      Its Hikari from the punishing gray raven ost. An amazing ost and game

    • @KePzez
      @KePzez 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@n0va807 this video legit made me download and play PGR a year ago, I haven't missed a daily yet, fuck.

  • @lazfratelli3740
    @lazfratelli3740 2 года назад +2632

    Sseth really went from making fun of the lore "people" to becoming one himself

    • @Noah-nk5og
      @Noah-nk5og 2 года назад +294

      To make as much money as possible you must know the lore of the land

    • @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos
      @ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos 2 года назад +344

      @@Noah-nk5og The many members of the merchants' guild have taught him well.

    • @l.e.b.3541
      @l.e.b.3541 2 года назад +84

      I have high hopes for THE bossfight.

    • @mememachine4174
      @mememachine4174 2 года назад +69

      The many members of the merchants guild sponsored this cameo and it made me leave this video to watch his

    • @Kousaka_Kyousuke
      @Kousaka_Kyousuke 2 года назад +22

      Looking forward too the boss fight lmao

  • @Erik-kun
    @Erik-kun 2 года назад +2399

    The Editing on this video should be added to the list of wonders of the world.

    • @carljohan9265
      @carljohan9265 2 года назад +11

      The Rhadan with this editing and Maxor's voice over made it 200% more awesome.

    • @CringelordJen
      @CringelordJen 2 года назад +2

      honestly

  • @spoooooooooooooooook
    @spoooooooooooooooook Год назад +111

    Stopped for a quick silly vid to see during lunch
    Ended up with the most magnificently beautiful brain overloading seizure provoking comically random giggle inducing morbin time in my entire journey throughout this platform and I love you for this.
    This will now be stored in my core memory lane for the next 17 and a half seconds

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk 7 месяцев назад +2

      it's been 10 months now, do you still remember this shit?

  • @WaddyDohn
    @WaddyDohn 2 года назад +7112

    Im convinced that Max0r has merged himself with his Editing Software lmao

    • @hk-4738
      @hk-4738 2 года назад +449

      He has uploaded his conciousness into his gaming setup, just like Jetstream Sam.

    • @BiggusNickus
      @BiggusNickus 2 года назад

      @@hk-4738 Even in death he's still on crack..

    • @consumerjtc5835
      @consumerjtc5835 2 года назад +31

      So he has essentially become Richard Grey?

    • @SleepyPopups.Unedited
      @SleepyPopups.Unedited 2 года назад +40

      HE IS ONE WITH THE EDITING SOFTWARE

    • @Aeternum_Zephyria
      @Aeternum_Zephyria 2 года назад +27

      HE IS THE EDITING SOFTWARE

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 2 года назад +1800

    I love how due to the lore they couldn't put a lot of dragons in the Souls games so with Elden Ring they were like "FINALLY WE CAN USE DRAGONS" and put like 50 in the game

    • @TheeLZ
      @TheeLZ 2 года назад +105

      Sadly I don't think that number is an exaggeration lmao!

    • @bennettross6785
      @bennettross6785 2 года назад +155

      @@TheeLZ what do you mean sadly. I love dragon fights

    • @crash-testproductions9341
      @crash-testproductions9341 2 года назад +31

      And maybe we will fight Gransax in the DLC !

    • @en-men-lu-ana6870
      @en-men-lu-ana6870 2 года назад +93

      @@crash-testproductions9341 Considering how much the game stutters when Greyoll is given the ability properly move and just crashes when she tries to fly, Gransax would just cause the game to break.

    • @smergthedargon8974
      @smergthedargon8974 2 года назад +64

      @@en-men-lu-ana6870 Well, keep in mind Greyoll wasn't _designed_ to have such things applied to her - she just _can_ be made to use them due to having the basic dragon skeleton.

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Год назад +532

    I love that Max0r is giving me an opportunity to practice my Japanese
    0:11 Gaijin 外人 ( がいじん ) - A foreigner.
    外 ( がい) outside
    人 (じん) person
    0:31 Nihongo 日本語 ( にほんご )
    This _does_ mean "Japanese" but refers to the language [ 語 ( ご ) language/speech]
    not the _people_ Nihonjin 日本人 ( にほんじん ). That's Japan 日本 ( にほん) and people 人 (じん).
    0:54
    ??
    助 help/assistant
    1:19 I think this is just a Jojo reference but those are katakana characters, they all say "go" ゴ , which doesn't mean anything, it's just a sound effect. Fun fact: Japanese write onomatopoeias in katakana, which is usually used for foreign words or sometimes for emphasis. Like using *BOLD* or _italics_ but instead they invented a whole other alphabet -just to irritate me.-
    Hiragana: ご Katakana: ゴ
    1:57 Weeaboo - Comes from the old term "wapanese" which is a combination of "white" and "Japanese". On 4chan this word used to get filtered so they started replacing it with the term "Weeaboo" which was a made up word from a comic that didn't mean anything. Now it's stuck. Weeaboo is an insult which refers to a person who has an unhealthy obsession with anime and a poor idea of Japanese culture based on said anime.
    2:02 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
    3:17 I still don't know Kanji but the third one has the radical for 1 trillion in it. Google says it means "escape now" which is terrifying and possibly inaccurate.
    4:00 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
    4:24 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
    4:24 ほう? 向かってくるのか ? Hō ? Mukatte kuru noka? Oh? You’re approaching me?
    (You're never gonna believe this...but this is a Jojo reference.)
    6:44 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
    7:33 それを殺します Sore o koroshimasu I will kill it (respectful)
    8:55 Google says this means "painful death"
    痛 いた ouch/pain
    苦 くる trial/suffering
    地 ち earth/soil
    死 し death
    去 きょ eliminate
    This doesn't have any kana so I'm pretty sure it's actually Chinese but they both use Kanji, so close enough. If so it's actually more like "die in pain".
    10:07 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
    10:59 This is Chinese again...but I can read it!
    *Top left:*
    Chinese: 中国 Zhōngguó
    Japanese: 中国 ちゅうごく Chūgoku
    Both mean "China"
    *Bottom text:*
    Too tired to type that all out but it says "I like ice-cream"
    *Bottom right:*
    化 change/becoming
    工 factory worker
    廠 workshop
    _Chemical plant_
    11:21 "get out or else"
    趕緊 quickly
    出去 get out
    不然 or else
    (Thank you, NightSnackCatMeat)
    13:47 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
    13:54
    16:37 There is some Japanese in there but I'm starting to get sleepy I'll do it later
    16:46
    17:27
    19:35 Goku
    21:50 Doki Doki Literature club.
    ドキドキ an onomatopoeia for "thump thump" or the sound of a heartbeat
    24:01 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
    26:37 "leap"
    跳 jump/dance/skip
    躍 leap/jump
    That was way more than I was anticipating

    • @yep5700
      @yep5700 Год назад +16

      just to correct something
      7:33 それを殺します
      it means more "I will (respectfully) kill it", isntead of just "kill it"
      edit: for people interested, if you wanted to tell someone that you were gonna kill him, you'd say something like ぶっ殺すぞ (Read as "bukkorosuzo"), for extra shock and violence you can add こらぁ (KORAAA) at the end.
      To say "Kill it", it'd go something like "殺せ” (Read as "korose"), there's no need to add the それを cuz it's implied, if you add that then it's unatural

    • @HyperBeam354
      @HyperBeam354 Год назад +2

      woah

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy Год назад +1

      @@yep5700 thank you!

    • @Elysia_bed
      @Elysia_bed Год назад +1

      *So nihon and nihongo are actually the same word「日本語」?*

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy Год назад +1

      @@Elysia_bed
      Nihon is 日本 (Japan)
      Nihongo is 日本語 (Japanese language)
      Go is 語 (language)
      Sorry I didn’t make that clear, I’ll fix it

  • @somerandomguyontheinternet7323
    @somerandomguyontheinternet7323 Год назад +25

    5:48 So I was not aware I was supposed to fuck off and come back later, so I just sat there for like 40 minutes dying over and over before I somehow fumbled my way through the fight.

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 2 года назад +3399

    "And one is just really attracted to his younger brother."
    His younger brother who is perpetually cursed to remain a child, by the way. Thank you, George R. R. Miyazaki.

    • @humanwreckage4563
      @humanwreckage4563 2 года назад +308

      On the plus side I had a reason to McMurder the living hell out of Mohg

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 2 года назад +1

      @@humanwreckage4563 There are so many bosses in the From Soft games library that you feel bad for killing. Often times they are lonely, sad, or defeated already.
      Not Mohg. Fuck that guy.

    • @EvilBakaCat
      @EvilBakaCat 2 года назад +124

      mmmm legal shota

    • @crash-testproductions9341
      @crash-testproductions9341 2 года назад +237

      @@humanwreckage4563 I've murdered him only for his cape. I've killed all the bosses in the game for one single reaon : Do their clothes look good on me ?

    • @MrDalisclock
      @MrDalisclock 2 года назад +56

      @@crash-testproductions9341 legit

  • @trice286
    @trice286 2 года назад +2537

    Glad Max0r's getting the attention he deserves. Dude played a huge part in reviving MGR.

    • @nrgbladex7670
      @nrgbladex7670 2 года назад +66

      Indeed. I was very happy about that.

    • @KaramTNC
      @KaramTNC 2 года назад +249

      @@LazarusBell my source is that I made it the fuck up

    • @SKMP
      @SKMP 2 года назад +55

      @@LazarusBell My source is that I made it the fuck up

    • @ShoujoSnail
      @ShoujoSnail 2 года назад +38

      Reviving? When did it die?

    • @obamaslastname8793
      @obamaslastname8793 2 года назад +115

      @@ShoujoSnail never, like my college debt

  • @dibarra5461
    @dibarra5461 Год назад +34

    "Unique among all women, including my mother, for offering to hug me"
    Damn, Max0r, just... damn

  • @hggs4466
    @hggs4466 Год назад +131

    I've seen so many of maxor's videos that I can predict every beat of the video the chaos has become predictable I have reached a new level of shit post enjoyment

  • @respiratoryfailure3780
    @respiratoryfailure3780 2 года назад +4632

    I refuse to believe that this guy isn't our world's version of ultron who instead of going for mass human extinction after browsing the internet for a few minutes, chooses to embrace it and make a youtube channel.

    • @ShyGuyx
      @ShyGuyx 2 года назад +74

      hahahahaha i thought the same

    • @Darca1n
      @Darca1n 2 года назад +138

      They saw the internet's insanity and decided to, for the fun of it, add further to it with gloriously ridiculous meme-stuffed videos, just because they're curious as to how bonkers they can make things.

    • @johnc4783
      @johnc4783 2 года назад +29

      This is my headcanon now

    • @Lusty_Grip6900
      @Lusty_Grip6900 2 года назад +16

      This dude fast tracking seizures in a big way. What an innovator.

    • @clownindan
      @clownindan 2 года назад +33

      This video cured my adhd but gave me autism.

  • @jacobkern2060
    @jacobkern2060 2 года назад +946

    26:17 While Maxor didn't mention this, Radahn learned gravity magic specifically so he could keep riding his tiny horse, Leonard, without the horse imploding. The fact that he's currently got the entire solar system stopped is a side effect.

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 2 года назад +160

      Radahn is by far the best character in all of Soulsborne. Malenia should be tried at the Hague for what she did.

    • @mmsL125
      @mmsL125 2 года назад +55

      The horse is the real boss

    • @todo9633
      @todo9633 2 года назад +149

      Radahn wanders the fields eating the corpses of his former soldiers and friends, but not the horse, never the horse.

    • @thewizard1
      @thewizard1 2 года назад +22

      Wholesome 100 reddit chungus radahn

    • @calthepal312
      @calthepal312 2 года назад +75

      @@thespanishinquisition4078 Radahn won that fight. I'll have no "oh it was a draw" bs, malenia was put in a coma and only lived because a cleanrot saved her unconscious ass.

  • @samuelcarter2624
    @samuelcarter2624 Год назад +25

    Calling Raya Lucaria linear is funny. There’s a pathway over the rooftops full of items, spells, and spastic children that I only discovered on my 3rd playthrough

  • @HarshReviews
    @HarshReviews Год назад +42

    You've just inspired me so damn hard man. The way you've constructed this masterpiece, from the jokes to the hype, it's just beautiful. That Radahn edit made me feel so many emotions at once, and by the end I was like "damn, this is what it's all about."

  • @morganrosenfeld5917
    @morganrosenfeld5917 2 года назад +1772

    The fact this video is simultaneously utterly incomprehensible while still being easy to understand and follow what's going on is a testament to Maxor's growth as an editor and writer.

    • @sergeantsainsburys9181
      @sergeantsainsburys9181 2 года назад +59

      Bro he writes his script with no spaces or full stops

    • @pyroronpa
      @pyroronpa 2 года назад +54

      Or that Max0r has made us (the audience) ascend to where this is our normal. Like when someone is used to earrape and everyone tells them they're just losing hearing.

    • @Sirflyingmustache
      @Sirflyingmustache 2 года назад +13

      Max0r deserves a phd in filmmaking. His story telling, attention grabbing and humor are superior to almost all netflix, he should be the CEO of Disney.

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 2 года назад +3178

    “I am also homophobic. And you are looking pretty gay right now.”
    The writing in these videos never fails to make me laugh.

    • @geneericname7138
      @geneericname7138 2 года назад +116

      I hadn't put it together before your comment, but I just realized he called his character 'Elden John'.

    • @geneericname7138
      @geneericname7138 2 года назад +16

      @tenjek Your comment isn't showing up for some reason so I can't reply to it directly. I don't know if you'll see this, but it's at 0:17.

    • @GaminCatto
      @GaminCatto 2 года назад +4

      @@geneericname7138 oh that bug is so annoying, I've had that happen 3 times already

    • @mirageknight8070
      @mirageknight8070 2 года назад

      @@GaminCatto No it's not a bug, it's YT censoring comments.

    • @Leathal
      @Leathal 2 года назад +12

      “A bug” is definitely the most charitable way I’ve ever heard describe “you accidentally tripped either the WrongSpeak or Spam AI” (lol betting this comment gets eaten too)

  • @Gary-lg4ml
    @Gary-lg4ml Год назад +17

    20:45 hey, from Brasil here and yeah can confirm that some parts look like that

  • @chickenboi5857
    @chickenboi5857 Год назад +6

    I love how the coordinates at 9:14 end up being a place in france called sus

  • @AA-xo7xl
    @AA-xo7xl 2 года назад +3126

    Maxor 3 months after making this masterpiece:
    "I am not proud of this, it is not my best work."

    • @karelpgbr
      @karelpgbr 2 года назад +19

      Yep

    • @thedeadliest4380
      @thedeadliest4380 2 года назад +178

      Right? I'm still pissy about him saying the dmc5 video wasn't his best work

    • @Horotoma
      @Horotoma 2 года назад +197

      At the rate he is going, his standards are only going to jump with every video. God bless this man for what he brings.

    • @Crystal-nw3hz
      @Crystal-nw3hz 2 года назад +99

      Tbh the voice acting has improved quite a bit with more involvement of other people

    • @valentinlopezrodiguez136
      @valentinlopezrodiguez136 2 года назад +90

      Yeah,he said the same with the Bloodborne video, which is a freaking masterpiece.

  • @snackmaster5319
    @snackmaster5319 Год назад +7856

    Fun fact.
    As a German i can approve that there is indeed a story close to "Das Kindershredder".
    It's called "Max und Moriz" and it's about two mischievous boys that get shredded to chicken food in the end.
    What a fun little story. Always helped me to get a good sleep afterwards.

    • @frazzledapplesvr124
      @frazzledapplesvr124 Год назад +295

      wtf

    • @tandemdwarf745
      @tandemdwarf745 Год назад +714

      My German teacher literally had that shit stapled on the walls of her classroom.

    • @snackmaster5319
      @snackmaster5319 Год назад +507

      @@tandemdwarf745 Yes, it was everywhere.
      You go to the dentist office and it just sits there among the other books and magazines.
      Even in the kindergarten - or elementary school library.

    • @SoSarchastic
      @SoSarchastic Год назад +37

      Wat

    • @DoktorDaytha
      @DoktorDaytha Год назад +205

      Ich vergesse immerwieder wie schlimm Max und Moritz war… Struwwelpeter ist einfach krank… wen ihr mich nun entschuldigt, ich will gerne meine Lieblings Gute-Nachtgeschichte aus meiner Kinderheit hören: ES

  • @dededehasastroke6919
    @dededehasastroke6919 Год назад +16

    I fucking love 25:45. He legit made some pics of it looking like video game events. In the right pic, he made it look like the other festival members are game contestants.

  • @aceofjacks7071
    @aceofjacks7071 Год назад +25

    I like how Caelid was described as several different places in a row, such as Brazil, Germany, Detroit, Ohio, Florida and several other american places

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 6 месяцев назад +1

      Most importantly, Gary Indiana

  • @burnin8able
    @burnin8able 2 года назад +781

    "You don't even get anything for killing it, just the guilt"
    He says, while the ancestral spirit summon is on the screen. Never change, Max0r

    • @entropyascending515
      @entropyascending515 2 года назад +11

      the hooded lass giving the gift card is the Monsoon of this game

    • @Denielle-V
      @Denielle-V 2 года назад +13

      His source in this entire edit is that he made it the f*ck up

    • @Max0r
      @Max0r  2 года назад +203

      Like I said, nothing

    • @lolzism1
      @lolzism1 2 года назад +5

      @@Max0r Well that's part one Max0r.... what about part two- the self-regenerating Bambi from Hell?

    • @blukoi3829
      @blukoi3829 2 года назад +1

      @@Max0r Hello Editer

  • @TransientLunatic
    @TransientLunatic 2 года назад +2460

    Using German and ancient Sumerian interchangeably as terrifying eldritch script is much, much funnier then it should be

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 Год назад +145

      To be fair, Lovecraft has absorbed at least ONE Sumerian god into his mythos, so it kind of makes sense. As for the Germans, well. Considering what they consider to be "children's bedtime stories", I think eldritch is an understatement.

    • @cmdAHYT
      @cmdAHYT Год назад +92

      @@0riginal_zer030
      Speaking as a person from Denmark (the tiny country just above Germany), I can confirm that those darn Southerners are indeed the closest we'll probably ever get to Elder God patrons.
      Also, it doesn't get better when you leave Germany. Just different.
      Edit: To clarify, the Nordics and Eastern Europe fall under this umbrella of "Different Flavours of German Nightmares". At least to my knowledge.

    • @justsomeuser7484
      @justsomeuser7484 Год назад

      @@0riginal_zer030 Iä Iä Angela Merkel fhtagn!

    • @eccomi21
      @eccomi21 Год назад +19

      @@cmdAHYT dead on. Polish have their own folklore, lady midday for example. nice to know us germans are not the only fucked up ones

    • @wolf2403
      @wolf2403 Год назад +3

      It hurt me from laughing

  • @notcloudy4877
    @notcloudy4877 7 месяцев назад +6

    Back when this first came out it, I only just discovered Max0r. Now a year later I still keep rewatching it. These videos are master pieces and just keep getting better everytime he releases a new one.

  • @Kriegsman_3rd_Siege_Regiment
    @Kriegsman_3rd_Siege_Regiment 10 месяцев назад +12

    2:00 YOOO THATS THE FROG GUY THAT SCREAMS FUNNY

  • @Real7419
    @Real7419 2 года назад +850

    The Elden Ring video review market is oversaturated, yet Maxor through sheer force of will, ADHD medication, Tesla microchips in his frontal lobe and a few sacrifices to the dark powers. Is able to ascend into a new plain of epileptic and cardiac arrest inducing levels of content.
    Also, he absolutely nails the feel of each boss through editing that could be considered as a deadly weapon against anyone over 30.

    • @liamwhite3522
      @liamwhite3522 2 года назад +39

      He's becoming more proficient with every video. It was anyone over 40 last I checked.

    • @Jackson_dot_exe
      @Jackson_dot_exe 2 года назад +21

      You watch this man's videos and you think he's medicated?

    • @helloneighbour2408
      @helloneighbour2408 2 года назад

      @@Jackson_dot_exe thats what i was gonna say lol

    • @thefool8224
      @thefool8224 2 года назад +9

      @@Jackson_dot_exe .the fact you can actually see anything in the video should be proof the medication exists

  • @andre206
    @andre206 2 года назад +815

    I can imagine Maxor sitting in front of his screen and recording equipment, reading out the script as he tries to not die from hysterical laughter every time he has to joke. 10/10

    • @TyrDrum
      @TyrDrum 2 года назад +52

      You mean trying not to die from body wide carpal tunnel as he contemplates opening his editing software.

  • @cipher01
    @cipher01 Год назад +7

    I did did NOT expect to find the persona 3 dorm theme here of all place.
    A surprise for sure.

  • @captainsoldier774
    @captainsoldier774 Год назад +9

    In case you didn't know, Melatonin is voiced by the same guy that was Armstrong in Max's MGR:R video.

  • @Jirudoggu
    @Jirudoggu Год назад +4016

    Gianni losing his shit while reading his lines never get old

    • @timdoyle3436
      @timdoyle3436 Год назад +2

      The schizo entity known as max0r is the only thing that can cause the normally straightfaced Gianna to crack up

    • @CsQ_RandomRepository
      @CsQ_RandomRepository Год назад +313

      my name is m e l a t o n i n

    • @spidey5558
      @spidey5558 Год назад +1

      @@CsQ_RandomRepository I'm in looking for a quirked up hwite boy who can bust it down sexual style. So that I can make him goated with the sauce.

    • @soulsborne14
      @soulsborne14 Год назад +75

      Probably my favourite part of the video xD

    • @frozenstrike0196
      @frozenstrike0196 Год назад +27

      Best VA in the history of VA

  • @bobby2loaves895
    @bobby2loaves895 2 года назад +3054

    I’m convinced that Maxor isn’t human anymore, he’s literally just an editing software with a human consciousness

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 2 года назад +54

      Max0r.exe: I’m sorry. You require 1 TB of RAM to render “An Incorrect Summary of Bayonetta 1 2 & 3”
      XD

    • @sethseth916
      @sethseth916 2 года назад +9

      Just like Skulker

    • @iurigomes603
      @iurigomes603 2 года назад +3

      The Sundowner Dream

    • @doctorhealsgood5456
      @doctorhealsgood5456 2 года назад +11

      Max0r is a small, blonde anime loli in real life. Max0r said so.

    • @bobby2loaves895
      @bobby2loaves895 2 года назад +18

      @@doctorhealsgood5456 wait a minute:
      If Maxor is a small and blonde anime loli,
      and Tsunomaki Watame is a small and blonde anime loli,
      Then that means that Maxor is actually Tsunomaki Watame. My god, you’re a genius.

  • @Uploaded1995
    @Uploaded1995 Год назад +10

    Honestly, your section about Radahn is one of my favorite pieces of video on this whole platform. Full on meme-ery and humor while still capturing how crazy intense and badass this boss fight is.

  • @Tzenpes
    @Tzenpes 5 месяцев назад +7

    25:00 ost is "hikari" thank me later
    Fron PUNISHING GRAY RAVEN goated game

  • @Stryxo
    @Stryxo 2 года назад +1867

    banger video also oh my lord your editing is insane I cannot imagine what your timeline looks like

    • @spruce6930
      @spruce6930 2 года назад +1

      Hey Stryxo 👋

    • @Moircuus
      @Moircuus 2 года назад +7

      Looks just like the Elden Ring time-line

    • @Kik4s
      @Kik4s 2 года назад +36

      YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE IT 4 TIMES IN THIS VIDEO ALONE

    • @gamergaming3843
      @gamergaming3843 2 года назад +12

      he lives in caelid

    • @BlueSoulGamer
      @BlueSoulGamer 2 года назад +11

      Looks like 5 hour prep time involving drugs, memes, gaming, and a little too much internet. then another 5 hours of putting all of that into this game somehow.

  • @gorbonator5008
    @gorbonator5008 2 года назад +879

    "Sometimes life is just a Bulgarian, and you are an unstolen car" is one of my new favorite quotes

    • @ryder4482
      @ryder4482 2 года назад +17

      As a Bulgarian,I agree.

  • @Iota-15
    @Iota-15 Год назад +364

    I calculated how much child support radagon owes. If he owes £100 a month, he owes £6,000,000 of child support
    Edit: this child support is just for ranni, not any of the others. If it was all 3 it would be £1.5 trillion

    • @walkingglasses6264
      @walkingglasses6264 Год назад +30

      Makes sense why he doesn't wanna pay

    • @hatman4818
      @hatman4818 Год назад +1

      When your child support has the GDP of Russia.

    • @olafgurke4699
      @olafgurke4699 Год назад

      He did the Vergil on them.

    • @kn1ghtsm1t38
      @kn1ghtsm1t38 Год назад +1

      @@olafgurke4699 “Let me be clear, Tarnished. I. Will never. Pay.”
      -Radagon, probably

    • @stormlordeternal7663
      @stormlordeternal7663 11 месяцев назад

      The child support he gave was a weird egg and a great rune. This somehow made it worse.

  • @GearShotgun
    @GearShotgun 3 месяца назад +4

    I can't put into words, how perfectly he captures the experience of visiting Caelid for the first time.

  • @barcodeverifier9256
    @barcodeverifier9256 2 года назад +2988

    2:30 - Operation Spectrum [Arknights]
    5:25 - Dust [Punishing Gray Raven]
    8:55 - Hacked theme [Honkai Impact 3rd]
    13:22 - Smell of The Game [Guilty Gear Strive]
    15:58 - Boiling Blood [Arknights]
    16:40 - Heart of Surging Flame/fesedm [Arknights]
    20:55 Unwelcome School [Blue Archive]
    25:05 - 27:20 - Hikari [Punishing Gray Raven]
    27:25 - Solar Sea [Girls Frontline]

    • @shinya9030
      @shinya9030 2 года назад +133

      you forgot the Rennala theme
      ruclips.net/video/cuOae6-GA-g/видео.html - Rennalla / LCC - Sie liebten sich beide (Punishing:Gray Raven)

    • @helvarstark4282
      @helvarstark4282 2 года назад +45

      The irish memes' music is "Come Out Ye Black and Tans" if anyone wants to know

    • @_Bings_
      @_Bings_ 2 года назад +31

      bro you're a god for this

    • @Payday5
      @Payday5 2 года назад +53

      Max0r knows gfl 😳

    • @user-uy8kf7fi3p
      @user-uy8kf7fi3p 2 года назад +9

      May god bless you

  • @bettercallmiguel7865
    @bettercallmiguel7865 2 года назад +808

    I can imagine Maxor doing math. He doesn't calculate, he straight up just *edits* the fucking answer into being right

    • @federicofiordelli104
      @federicofiordelli104 2 года назад +85

      Thats a nice answer max0r, why dont you back it up with calculus
      my calculus is that i made it the fuck up

    • @jacobwansleeben3364
      @jacobwansleeben3364 2 года назад +8

      So basically like when Bobobo said an infinitely long and complex mathematical proof within a finite amount of time that proves that 3+3=8, causing the number 6 to die.

    • @sunnyday6133
      @sunnyday6133 2 года назад +2

      When reading the first sentence, I thought you'd misspelled "meth". Both make sense, tbh.

  • @Person-tz1tk
    @Person-tz1tk Год назад +5

    This is my first time ever watching a Max0r video and the intro alone made me laugh for 10 minutes straight.
    subbed in half a second.

  • @aronaxel752
    @aronaxel752 Год назад +10

    I'm pretty sure this video gave me an epileptic seizure I don't even have epilepsy

  • @L0rdLexan01
    @L0rdLexan01 2 года назад +744

    My favorite part about Maxor's videos is how he always takes the time to show the Cool Stuff. Like yea, the whole video is a shitpost that crawls out of my screen and fucks my neurons with RGB lighting, but that Radahn Phase 2 montage with the music was genuinely incredible and highlights just how fantastic this game can be sometimes.

    • @arlissven1555
      @arlissven1555 2 года назад +23

      Radahn bossfight OST is : Hikari by Vanguard Music Sound, made for PGR, you can check out VMS OST, most of them are banger

    • @NeoNaito
      @NeoNaito 2 года назад +5

      Sadly, I never got to see any of the "cool stuff" because I was too busy destroying every "hard boss" instantly with meteors. At least on new game +7 I am taking things slow to try to enjoy it.

    • @eeroke12
      @eeroke12 2 года назад +27

      @@NeoNaito Damn that's wild but whom inquired?

    • @diavolojaegar
      @diavolojaegar 2 года назад +10

      @@eeroke12 thou shall not abuse thy tarnish for I am the one who Inquired

    • @JmKrokY
      @JmKrokY 2 года назад

      Yes

  • @PyroManic-cn9cg
    @PyroManic-cn9cg 2 года назад +2291

    As someone who just recently got the game and started playing, I’ve been using this video as a guide, and I agree wholeheartedly that CAELID FUCKING SUCKS.

    • @kylesmock1146
      @kylesmock1146 2 года назад +159

      Gotta say though its a pretty accurate representation of Gary Indiana

    • @Max0r
      @Max0r  2 года назад +839

      This is a pretty bad guide. I intentionally do things out of order or in ways that are not totally possible without inferring more stuff because I want it to be my telling of the game’s events.

    • @PyroManic-cn9cg
      @PyroManic-cn9cg 2 года назад +139

      @@Max0r it’s still very accurate honestly

    • @Jukantos
      @Jukantos 2 года назад +57

      @@Max0r I'm not going to be touching this game because i couldn't even make it past the first dragon bridge in Dark Souls 1... but my god do i look forward to Part 2 through X of this incorrect summary. As a German i was bawling at DAS KINDERSHREDDER because that is *not* how you spell Schredder in German :D

    • @LockOn7016
      @LockOn7016 2 года назад +46

      @@Jukantos It's the easiest Souls game and in my opinion the best one. Once you beat the first boss you won't be able to put it down. The Dopamine is addicting. Give it a try

  • @_burningshadow_8010
    @_burningshadow_8010 9 месяцев назад +3

    4:14 damn the persona 3 music really hit me.

  • @Shadethewolfy
    @Shadethewolfy Год назад +11

    There is nothing more exhilarating than dancing with Starscourge Radahn in melee armed with just a +5 Blood Uchigatana with Double Slash slotted and wearing the Carian Knight armor. It was a difficult fight, but I managed it with a partner of mine.

  • @GambitRaps
    @GambitRaps 2 года назад +1104

    My sense of humor has either become elevated to unattainable heights or just completely destroyed from watching these, and I don’t regret a thing.

    • @primaltrainer1018
      @primaltrainer1018 2 года назад +8

      You're not alone

    • @papalaw07
      @papalaw07 2 года назад

      Same

    • @MFDOOOOM
      @MFDOOOOM 2 года назад +2

      the editing is pretty fun however the jokes are kinda lame just a bunch of genz z memes randomly stitched together with voice acting etc.If you look at Someone like SSeth who also does the same content, but he takes the time to also put in jokes and elaborate setups which youll still be grinning about 2 yrs later.

    • @longphan7656
      @longphan7656 2 года назад

      @@MFDOOOOM I watch Sseth, but nah some of his jokes can be pretty obscure but not that memorable to me. Yeah MaxOr seem like he just slap in random jokes, but he can produce some really high quality quotes that I still remember to this day
      Especially the Metal Gear Rising vids. Also I remember even before start watching Max0r, I tried to watch some of Sseth’s vids, and they are just honestly too slow for me like way slower than most normal review let alone Max0r’s
      But hey, each person got their own taste. I mainly watch Max0r cause his vids got a lot of rewatchability

  • @catfish8716
    @catfish8716 2 года назад +1032

    "Like i said: kids are cruel, Tarnished. And I love minors"
    -Rennala of the Red Lobster

    • @longphan7656
      @longphan7656 2 года назад +47

      *Mohg
      Yes I know it’s a reference to his MGR vid

    • @MasterChef306
      @MasterChef306 2 года назад +47

      @@longphan7656 I am 100% expecting him to just recycle all of Sundowner's lines from that vid for Mohg

    • @Meri637
      @Meri637 2 года назад +14

      Very in touch with her inner crustacean

    • @denji3397
      @denji3397 Год назад

      @@Meri637 lol

  • @Error-5478
    @Error-5478 Год назад +16

    4:10 Right after Melatonin said "I'll send you to my dimensional pocket"
    I had a 5 second ad for Genshin Impact...
    I don't know if that was staged, or if it was life imitating art.

  • @lucasalkas3540
    @lucasalkas3540 Год назад +5

    13:13 I have googled “Bad Dragon” and I regret it so much

  • @RockYoMama
    @RockYoMama Год назад +2299

    21:00, for anyone wondering “das arbeiterunfallverischerungsgesetz” means “the workers compensation insurance act”
    Edit: Also das kindershredder is the child shredder.

    • @shinmalphur2734
      @shinmalphur2734 Год назад +63

      Really? I just thought that they shredded kinder bueono’s for milkshakes

    • @humanwreckage4563
      @humanwreckage4563 Год назад +39

      @@shinmalphur2734 Kinder means "child" in German.

    • @historicflame972
      @historicflame972 Год назад +24

      What about der freundschaftsbeziehungen
      And what the fuck is cheems saying at 23:45

    • @Ijariaofficial
      @Ijariaofficial Год назад +33

      @@historicflame972 "freundschaftsbeziehungen" is just friendship relationships

    • @thebloodfallen4667
      @thebloodfallen4667 Год назад +1

      DENKT NICHT AN HUNGER ODER
      ERSCHOPFUNG! DENRT NUR AN DAS
      GROSSARTIGE DEUTSCHE REICH
      DAS PREUSSISCHE VOLK ERWARNET Einen
      UNVERGLEICHLICHEN SIEG! FÜR DEN KAISER!
      Translated : DO NOT THINK ABOUT HUNGER OR EXHAUSTION! ONLY THINK ABOUT THAT GREAT GERMAN REICH THE PRUSSIAN PEOPLE EXPECT ONE UNPARALLELED VICTORY! FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • @erpege
    @erpege 2 года назад +1733

    As a Bulgarian, i have to say i find the "bulgarians stealing cars" joke... extremely fucking funny along with the whole of the video, great job

    • @SHAX516
      @SHAX516 2 года назад +17

      the knife in the back jokes are funnier

    • @samuelbelin4915
      @samuelbelin4915 2 года назад +5

      as a swede this is offensive

    • @Sxrra
      @Sxrra 2 года назад +19

      продавам голф 3-ка на части.

    • @MrProboina
      @MrProboina 2 года назад +12

      Evil twitter be like:

    • @scythewise
      @scythewise 2 года назад +8

      posted while in a yet to be stolen toyota

  • @thesavagegummybear7341
    @thesavagegummybear7341 Год назад +7

    There’s so much going on that my brain can’t physically comprehend it all at once so I’m just kind of dumbfounded at the experience unfolding in front of me

  • @Gamer_ProBoyZ
    @Gamer_ProBoyZ Год назад +4

    Had a file disapear from premiere once, and just randomly reappeared like a month later

  • @TriburosOnline
    @TriburosOnline 2 года назад +1412

    My favorite part of this game was that it made my teeth feel tingly
    My second favorite part of this game was this video which also made my teeth feel tingly

    • @colewamsley
      @colewamsley 2 года назад +29

      Never thought Id find trib here,
      I agree, the game makes everything tingly

    • @Shadest
      @Shadest 2 года назад +20

      you should probably see a dentist about that

    • @lizando1326
      @lizando1326 2 года назад +5

      Weird, this video only made my teeth taste like metal

    • @kamikomplex6272
      @kamikomplex6272 2 года назад +2

      Glad to see my uncle in an interesting locale

    • @tubao226
      @tubao226 2 года назад +1

      Maybe you should eat more oranges mate

  • @gerrodsegear6478
    @gerrodsegear6478 2 года назад +1014

    Let's just take a second to appreciate how good Maxor's music taste is. When he isn't assaulting our ears with God knows what, he's playing bangers like Hikari by GhostFinal

    • @munchrino
      @munchrino 2 года назад +15

      And str turles ost moxor always plays straight 🥵🔥

    • @kenshjiarson2204
      @kenshjiarson2204 2 года назад +9

      Does anyone know what the music at 5:30 is?

    • @AK-oj3vk
      @AK-oj3vk 2 года назад

      @@kenshjiarson2204 Dust by Vanguard
      ruclips.net/video/ZwZC4vlZTbI/видео.html

    • @depresespres4214
      @depresespres4214 2 года назад +4

      And Dust during Margit

    • @sungahymn
      @sungahymn 2 года назад +11

      and Unwelcome School

  • @oof3821
    @oof3821 Год назад +5

    0:45 a song from str turles LR card in the hit mobile game dbz dokkan battle⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🤯🤯

  • @christiansutlief
    @christiansutlief Год назад +2

    21:08 who could forget the great Das Kindershredder?

  • @iContrast
    @iContrast 2 года назад +1358

    The best editor on youtube, what an effort put in

    • @jackgames2188
      @jackgames2188 2 года назад

      1k likes no replies? Ima change that

    • @Idk-qx1hu
      @Idk-qx1hu 2 года назад +1

      he isn't the editor he is the software itself

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD 2 года назад +1548

    I never knew a seizure could be this amazing XD

    • @ThePyromancer-fz9by
      @ThePyromancer-fz9by 2 года назад +6

      Is that what seizure feels like

    • @danielchang4671
      @danielchang4671 2 года назад +17

      This video was made by a sentient seizure

    • @austra5710
      @austra5710 2 года назад +2

      Ever had xanax?

    • @jkwinley
      @jkwinley 2 года назад +2

      Amazing to see you in these comments

    • @clownindan
      @clownindan 2 года назад +1

      I thought your name was sonichu.

  • @ReinaHamazaki
    @ReinaHamazaki Год назад +3

    25:03 "You know, we could all be reading a book right now."

  • @shr00m44
    @shr00m44 Год назад +10

    26:12 legitimately has me in fucking tears from laughing so hard

  • @savvazotov4196
    @savvazotov4196 2 года назад +356

    A collab between Sseth, Martin, Gianni, Uber and Jimothy is fucking amazing

    • @austinmiller5708
      @austinmiller5708 2 года назад +7

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who realised and I 100% agree

    • @ayeaung3527
      @ayeaung3527 2 года назад +14

      It is like avenger endgame.

    • @drag0fek0
      @drag0fek0 2 года назад +4

      It's like a fever dream come true and im loving it

    • @user-gx6tu3mf4k
      @user-gx6tu3mf4k 2 года назад +1

      This

    • @savvazotov4196
      @savvazotov4196 2 года назад +1

      @@user-gx6tu3mf4k that

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 2 года назад +1740

    The golden knight on the horse is your friend, trust me -
    Patches The Trust Worthy

    • @williamgeorge3111
      @williamgeorge3111 2 года назад +49

      Trusty Patches, would never kick you into a pit of skeletons. Or giants. Or trap you in a box with a fire lizard. Or just decide to become a spider.

    • @isaacmayer-splain8974
      @isaacmayer-splain8974 2 года назад

      @@williamgeorge3111 never played a fromsoft game. Fuck patches

    • @myankoZuluTango3613
      @myankoZuluTango3613 2 года назад +2

      Damn it Patches!.Like every f time that bastard points me on something interesting, he ends up getting me killed or use all my potions out of anger.

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 2 года назад +1

      @@williamgeorge3111 Or flip a bridge while you try to cross it. Or teleport you next to a bear. Or quit when you summon him for a tough boss.

    • @vincentcampbell8314
      @vincentcampbell8314 2 года назад

      He would

  • @lolan7410
    @lolan7410 Год назад +5

    15:05 Ah yes Bosnia, my favourite area in Elden Ring

  • @bobbysworld281995
    @bobbysworld281995 Год назад +3

    9:57 missed a Ravenholm reference with "We don't go to Caelid anymore."

  • @spinyjustspiny3289
    @spinyjustspiny3289 Год назад +2750

    My favorite part about Starscourge Radahn is that you can summon Patches into the fight, but he takes one look at Radahn and immediately disconnects because even he knows that kicking that boy down a hole isn't going to go well.

    • @bruhler7559
      @bruhler7559 Год назад +50

      Yeah lmaooo

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket Год назад +358

      Tbh, I would piss out too if was asked to kill a man who can accuratly cosplay a nuclear warhead

    • @sadturtlesoup8832
      @sadturtlesoup8832 Год назад +106

      Patches: "I'm out. Y'all got that."

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 Год назад +77

      Well, he’s been called “Patches the Coward(ly)” since his introduction to the series for several reasons.

    • @artemisorwhatever9828
      @artemisorwhatever9828 Год назад +42

      To be fair that is a perfectly reasonable reaction to being called into a battle with the dude holding back the fucking STARS

  • @Actiondanny
    @Actiondanny 2 года назад +671

    The fact that Max went into Caelid with a Godskin Peeler means that he either A: got so scared of The Red Area that he didn't come back until after exploring most or all of the Altus Plateau or 2: he recorded this footage in New Game+.
    Naturally, I'm going to just internalize the former as my personal Max0r headcanon because it's funnier.

    • @SirEggo2412
      @SirEggo2412 2 года назад +17

      You have to go to Altus plateau to start the radahn festival

    • @TheMmxfan
      @TheMmxfan 2 года назад +46

      Well you can only fight Radahn during the festival(normally),and that's triggered either by going to the Altus Plateau or by doing Ranni's quest and since we didn't hear about her during the video,your theory is probably correct.

    • @vaskopoh9512
      @vaskopoh9512 2 года назад +8

      @@SirEggo2412 the festival is triggered by dialogue with blaidd and the jar

    • @Max0r
      @Max0r  2 года назад +422

      So the actual story is just that Radahn would be a better conclusion to the end of the video than Morgot so I rearranged the order I approach bosses

    • @vaskopoh9512
      @vaskopoh9512 2 года назад +64

      @@Max0r Makes sense, thank you
      I promise that I won't steal your car Max0r.

  • @JanitoRiceMeister
    @JanitoRiceMeister Год назад +4

    "I'll send you to my *_DIMENSIONAL POCKET"_*
    "M&M's sharing together"
    Took me like 3 seconds to realize that last part wasn't part of the video, my AdBlock was just off

  • @digitalshoes5520
    @digitalshoes5520 Год назад +5

    21:35
    "Life is sometimes just a bulgarian and you are just an unstolen car"
    Майка му да еба, that's the best analogy so far for Caelid

  • @AnAverageGamer1
    @AnAverageGamer1 2 года назад +1227

    I stumbled across Max0r's work after somebody linked the source of the "That's a nice argument, senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?" short on RUclips... All I can say is this guy's content is a brutal assault on all my senses simultaneously... and I cannot stop watching it.

    • @azatheeverchosen7615
      @azatheeverchosen7615 2 года назад +31

      Holy shit, are you kidding me?! That's how *I* found Max0r the Haxx0r!

    • @OR56
      @OR56 2 года назад +16

      Same. Also, at 9:13 in Ben Shapiro’s “reacting to woke TikToks #9” it uses the I made it the fuck up.

    • @theoverlordbear
      @theoverlordbear Год назад +3

      Meanwhile, I think I first learned about him in bits and pieces while hanging around my fellow VTuber fans, and then a certain hololive fan animation by Harutimu gave me the final push to watch a Max0r vid, specifically this one, in full, which then led to my mindbroken subscription to this channel. And another addition to the hilarity is how both that fan animation and this vid feature Fauna.

    • @DynoSkrimisher
      @DynoSkrimisher Год назад +4

      _MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!_

    • @AbhijeetVakil
      @AbhijeetVakil Год назад +1

      @@theoverlordbear what fan animation?

  • @difforno
    @difforno 2 года назад +452

    The amount of dedication you have to your craft is truly scary, max0r. I almost feel guilty enjoying days worth of edits and masterfully executed memes in mere seconds

  • @dinnerboi
    @dinnerboi 9 месяцев назад +3

    Between this series and your Doom Eternal video, i think you are my favorite RUclipsr lol. Your editing is inSANE. This is coming from someone who recently started editing videos. It is a LOT of work. Keep up the good work man.

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze Год назад +4

    "I want some Lasaga."
    - Dave Miller

  • @MisterDillPickle
    @MisterDillPickle 2 года назад +684

    "ascend the political compass until we have authority" is a GOAT-tier line

  • @Psilomyde
    @Psilomyde 2 года назад +239

    “Why is the entrance to the school a graveyard? Is this America?”
    That joke gave my life purpose on this day.

    • @charlesxii2660
      @charlesxii2660 2 года назад

      Uhh purpose to what exactly?

    • @getampedmiku12
      @getampedmiku12 2 года назад +2

      @@charlesxii2660 to spread the architectural culture to his country

  • @Brazil152
    @Brazil152 Год назад +4

    THE RADAHN MUSIC IS CALLED HIKARI FROM PUNISHING: GRAY RAVEN OST YOURE WELCOME

  • @xcreeperxplodius5202
    @xcreeperxplodius5202 5 месяцев назад +2

    When I heard “hey hey, people” I knew I had just witnessed the crossover I’ve always wanted

  • @Skrighk
    @Skrighk 2 года назад +372

    "Skateboarding a horse" is maybe the best thing I've ever heard, only rivaled by, "Omg my zodiac just killed itself"

    • @carljohan9265
      @carljohan9265 2 года назад

      On that note, isn't it funny how both Radhan and Malenia kick your ass with severe handicaps?
      Radhan is as mentioned fighting you from the hospice and Malenia has lost all her limbs and uses prosthetics, making that fight by definition you getting your ass beat by a cripple 😁

    • @yededeuzzi7375
      @yededeuzzi7375 2 года назад

      My favorite is "My brother in Christ, they are misbegotten chimera and you're going to die".

    • @shovelmaniac7475
      @shovelmaniac7475 2 года назад

      BTW do u know the ending song name

    • @goldencookie6317
      @goldencookie6317 2 года назад

      @@shovelmaniac7475 Punishing Gray Raven Hikari

    • @jeandelacroix6726
      @jeandelacroix6726 2 года назад +3

      @@goldencookie6317 That's the final song used in battle, the ending is GFL OST - Solar Sea

  • @I.C-0wl
    @I.C-0wl 2 года назад +143

    As a italian, I feel honored by the fact that you remembered we exist

  • @liamfalvey5142
    @liamfalvey5142 Год назад +2

    Watching the intro sequence at 240p is a religious experience

  • @konajonah
    @konajonah Год назад +1

    These videos have so much rewatch potential it’s almost impossible to take it all in in one viewing