Hey all, While this summary is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, FAR better in terms of voice and editing work (Especially voice), so I encourage you to check that out.
I do agree with that. I recently watched the Project Wingman review and it is superior in editing quality. But that just shows your improvement in work! Good work!
Well, considering the fact i took the Russian route, using a SU-34 wasn't as easy as you may think, but you can carpet bomb the Amazon Dron, it does absolutely 0 damage because is not a ground unit
Country 1 commits war crimes. Country 2 commits war crimes back. Country 1, shocked that Country 2 would commit war crimes commits war crimes upon them again. Country 2 retaliates with more war crimes. Repeat. This is surprisingly realistic.
It'll be absolutely wonderful to see more attention bought to the Ace Combat Arma scene. As far as I'm aware atm my unit is the only strangereal unit in existence and we're fairly small for that matter.
"Hey cap, I was thinking...you know how ancient bowmen would raise their bows to get more range? Is there some way we can raise our bow to get the same advantage?"
This is was a way soviet submarines used to launch old missiles, since the tracking/ navigation was not exactly sophisticated back them, they calculated how much fuel would be burned while the missile was making its way through water unto the surface, so the leftover fuel then determined the exact distance it would be able to fly towards the intended target.
"Its kinda weird how their entire military strategy relies on two airplanes" and... our military strategy is based off one mute psycho in an experimental Urusian X02 Strike Wavvern with high-tech Rail guns Don't think we should be firing rail guns in glass houses xD
Strangereal war history basically relies on mute guys carrying out decisive victories one after another simply because no one else is confident enough to fly their plane in ***tunnels***
"So you report to the nice lady whose job it is to repair all of the aircraft in the base but she's probably very surprised when she has to find parts for an experimental XO-2 Strike Wyvern equipped with high-tech rail guns; who the fuck is this new guy??" That shit never gets old 🤣
As surprising as it is having a former convict in the squad it's even more surprising that he showed up in an erusean experimental X02 Strike Wyvern equipped with high-tech rail gun; who the fuck is this new guy??'' Man that's some good shish 😂😂😂😂
@@boombang0418 If you pause quick enough, you can faintly see the 3 strikes on the A10s tail. You can also see the Osean Roundel on the side when the camera changes. If it was Buffle's A10, it would have spots all over with the Eurusean Roundel.
@@wreita Trigger does not have one canon aircraft. It changes as the game progresses. F-16C for Mage. The rest of Mage, Golem, and Gargoyle used F16s as well, and it's the starting aircraft. F-15 for Spare, though this can vary. In the cutscene after mission 7, where Avril checks out your plane, the engine nozzles look a lot like those on the F-15. F-15 for early Strider arc and DLC missions, as the cutscene before DLC mission 3 briefing depict Trigger in an F-15. Strider and Cyclops also use the F-15. F-22 for endgame. I'd say starting at Farbanti is when Trigger starts to use the Raptor. The cutscene before mission 20 briefing does show Trigger's 3 strikes on an F-22. I just don't think he used an F-22 the entire campaign. The Air Force certainly wouldn't give a brand-new pilot an F-22 for their first sortie, definitely wouldn't give a convict an F-22 (not like they have one, anyway. All 444 aircraft and built from scrap.)
You know, I never thought Max0r could loop it all around to the extremely major element of Peace, present in all Ace Combat games, but he did. "One thing might be better than this experience... petting a dog, and not being dead." *"You really want to pet the dog now."* ... he nailed it. Hit the target, as far away from the bullseye he could while it still counted. That spiteful little Ace; never change, Max0r.
@@MrDalisclock I'm slowly dying with no tomboy GF at the bottom of the sea, my crew has perished, the sub keeps creaking as walls buckle and break, but I sealed myself inside of my compartment. Death is coming for me, I only hope I can get a tomboy gf in heaven....
He is canonically 2nd in kills after you (though tbf everyone is 2nd when their kills are all 0) and he's the guy who handles the air targets when you're tasked with ground stuff (in that case good job Count i have like 20 missiles on my ass)
@@SSpider41 that bc at first your teammate where stealing kill form you so people complained and the developer patch it be making your team mate useless (i get it for the mission where you need a certain amount of score to pass it but yeah it bad)
@@aoki6332 I do recall that would happen in the older PS2 games. They'd steal kills sometimes but it wasn't often enough to fail the mission. That's unfortunate.
To be fair, Capt Torres was a highly respected naval commander who with no hesitation sank his own boat with crew onboard down to the bottom of the ocean simply because he was ordered to, and instead of questioning after several months of no follow up orders, decided to stay down there for a year and a half, subsisting on anime and the heartfelt feelings of his men. One day he hears a russlin' on his roof and resurfaces to investigate. Seeing world war 3 happening ace combat style and noticing he has a boat, he points out this heresy by trying to kill anyone that doesn't have a boat, the fact a million people didn't own boats is their problem. The two enemy forces explain that mass airborne genocide is ok, but innocent genocide is not. To Torres, a man who only knows of anime and bro love, he sees not the difference. Even after losing countless men, even after surrendering his sub, giving up the nukes, he refused to give up what was important.
because it’s pretty much only responsible for advancing story rosa and getting the characters into the space elevator. To explain them would take way too much time and the video would suffer, so I cut it
Hearing maxor talk without my retina's being spit roasted is terrifyingly peaceful. The very fact that you can here him pausing between each sentence puts me at unease. Truly disturbing.
He would also send them each time someone dare to say he want an Onion :'D "Blip bloup, you said you want an Union, Clause n°1950-M4C-C4RTHY Activated"
During the last Arsenal Bird fight originally the music would just play and there'd be the swelling chorus. However the guy in charge felt like the game was still lacking, so with the entire game finished and ready to ship he called up in the middle of the night his sound team. They redid the the OST so that it was timed with the conversation and the shield drop, and then went through and retouched all the other OSTs to improve them.
That is the literal definition of Plot Armour and its converse trope, The Plot Strike. Just as Plot Armour, can protect key characters against anything, because the plot demands it, Plot Strikes can instantly cut through any defence and are almost invariably fatal, but very rarely are they instantly so. This is generally so the Plot Struck character, can deliver some last words before dying in the hero's arms or in some cases, sacrifice themselves in a heroic last stand to save the day.
In hindsight, the fact that the fighter jets saw Avril flying a decades old unarmed jet that's incapable of turning and thought "Unauthorised Fucking Thing. Kill it!" before shooting it down with extreme prejudice is hilarious.
Funnily enough: This has happened in real life at least once. On D-Day, the captain of the USS Texas ordered the starboard(?) side of the ship to be partially flooded, so the main batteries could get a higher elevation angle to increase the range. Because of this, the USS Texas was the only ship to actually hit its targets that day. XD
@@carebloodlaevathein6732 I mean, counterflooding is a common enough damage control mechanic that I can see a commander coming up with this on the fly haha
That convict part is pretty similar to 6 where you get grounded for disobeying an order and taking out the squad that killed half your military then two minutes later they ask for your help because they remember you and your partner are the only 2 competent pilots in the entire airforce since everyone else needs you to tell them to shoot the bad guys
Poor Count. He got on my nerves early on so I was surprised that he was the one that wound up making it out of Spare Squadron with me. But then by the end of the game I really wound up liking the guy. He's like an inversion of Pixy and your other wingmen in the series. He starts out as a rival and an asshole but matures as the game progresses and learns to respect you and stop being a whiny bitch, especially after Wiseman dies. When he flies into the tunnels with you at the end of the game when he didn't have to, by then you know it isn't his ego driving him. He has finally become your bro.
Tabloid/Count should have been merged into one character, Tabloid gets all the cutscenes and Count gets all the game time lol. I don't think a lot of players even noticed the character progression of Count as a result because people pay less attention to radio chatter. Either that or you should've stayed as a convict until the last mission IMO, killing off Full Band, Champ and the gambling dude was too quick and that asshole leader in Mage squadron needed a confrontation. Húxiān was the only Strider squadron member I even noticed, and I don't know when she stopped being Cyclops.
@@Spaced92 Played the game to completion recently and honestly agree with most of your points, just wanted to note that Cyclops and Strider probably got folded into one squadron due to losses prior to the satellite situation
13:40 I didn't even realize they were the "Boss" of that stage either. My friends died laughing from their dialogue as I streamed it to them on Disc, then laughed even harder that after that dramatic cutscene, I just downed them in a few shots
You can literally just ignore them and they’ll run away with their tails between their legs. Treating them like the children they are and listening as they rage and scream at being ignored is fun.
Music from the video (because the OST from this game rocks) - Magic Spear I 0:00 - IUN Briefing 0:55 - Ghost love score - Nightwish 1:36 - Two-Pronged Strategy 2:24 - Archange 2:43 - Salty Lake 3:04 - IUN Briefing 3:13 - Rescue 3:21 - IUN Briefing 3:52 - 444 4:04 - Pensees 4:47 - The Only Thing they Fear is You - Mick Gordon 5:17 - Long Day 5:35 - Yinshi Valley 6:20 - Archange 6:25 - IUN Briefing (you get it at this point) 7:14 - Pipeline Destruction 7:16 - Waiapolo Mountains 7:48 - Identification 8:10 - Transfer Orders 9:04 - Rex Tremendae (AC4) 9:16 - Siren's Song 9:47 - Stonehenge Defensive 10:49 - Magic Spear I 12:08 - The Hero of Comberth Harbor 12:28 - Enchanter II 13:10 - Enchanter I 13:30 - Alliance tavern music from World of Warcraft 14:22 - Mimic - Rage & Scream 15:11 - Alicorn 16:14 - Werewolf 17:46 - Battle for Farbanti 18:17 - I am all of me from Shadow the hedgehog 19:36 - I am all of me from Shadow the hedgehog 20:01 - Archange 20:11 - Alliance tavern music from World of Warcraft 20:43 - Lighthouse 20:59 - Daredevil 21:25 - Rex Tremendae (AC4) 22:11 - Agnus Dei(AC4) 22:38 - Pensees 23:27 Unfortunately I could not find some of the songs but most of them should be here Edit: Thanks to @Clamitous Enigma for the help finding some of the sneaky ones
Its funny to think in this verse even if Torres survived to the destruction of the Alicorn he would kill himself anyways after the assault on Farbanti when he realizes he wouldnt be able to see Marine-chan again.
Max looks back at these videos like they're bad but here I am thinking he thought he didn't ADHD hard enough with his 17 layers of video/audio elements on every clip. This is some gourmet shit man
"All prisoners of war will be treated in accordance with international law. We've even brought pizza" You coulda said pizza first and I would have willingly thrown myself at you to surrender.
Mihalys’ name is actually realistic, someone from my school (Arabic) had the middle name of all their male ancestors first names. They don’t even know their full name
Noone: The Multiplayer: HEY HEY HEY WANT TO MAKE SOME CRAZY MONEY? LOSING A SINGLE MATCH WITHOUT EVEN DAMAGING ANYONE GIVES MORE THAN REPEATING MULTIPLE 20 MINUTE STORY MISSI- *gets mini nuked by DLC plane*
Huge AC Fan here. I imagine some humorless shits will give you crap for this but its amazing. You should be able to laugh at the things you like and I laughed hard at this. Keep it up. Love the Arma stuff too.
@@xmlthegreat We live in a democracy but that 9/10 score of steam and successful more than 3 million units sold is saying otherwise . But yeah , kinda see why you have some dislikes but I like it , better than AH and infinity at least
I remember playing the mission with the thunderstorm in the valley thingy and I got hit with lightning and was flying like a madman and everyone was going “WHAT THE F*UCK ARE YOU DOING” but I discovered if you just don’t steer while in wind turbulence thingys it just carrys you around every obstacle
I found an even better strategy: don't get baited into the canyon run. Your radar is look down/shoot down and the canyon is open from above. Fly above the canyon and when you are in position to attack swoop down for a missile strike. John Boyd may be a reformer but his energy manoeuvrability theory is solid for dogfighting.
In spite of how far your editing prowess has come, the ending of this video is fucking spectacular on its own. The contrast of the backing music with the chaos of the rest of the story & video, still laden with humor-filled commentary, yet, with _just_ enough sincerity to cap things off in an immensely satisfying way.
Though this was a haha funny until I realized maxors summary of how the belkan scientist created hugin and munin was at least 40 times more concise than how it's explained in game
Erusea however did all the wrong things, and the Princess needs to be beheaded...yes, I'm still bitter, and to quote Linkara 'Just because a character has a sympathetic backstory, doesn't make them sympathetic.'
You know the one thing funnier than turning up to Spare Squadron in an X-02 is turning up as an ADF-11F. "Um, guys, why is there a drone here?" "It was bad."
@@tonyepic8 the MiG-21 is still in service in some countries, the YF-23 is an experimental 5th Gen aircraft, only two were made, Black Widow and Grey Ghost.
Yeah so they never address that the shot Torres missed *probably hit an entirely uninvolved third country called Sapin and still killed millions of people*. Speaking of Sapin, when are you streaming Ace Combat 0, Max? Bombing Kunduz Hospital is an actual gameplay mechanic in that one.
Honestly, considering the railgun depressed by 3 degrees on a low energy ballistic trajectory, and oured is a costal city, it is likely that the shell fell in the ocean. Still, it would have been nice to have a throaway line confirming this, as the explosion of any nuclear weapon even without directly killing anyone is a dangerous prospect, ESPECIALY tactical nukes, as comparatively to strategic nukes they create a lot more radiation contamination due to being less efficient at burning and dispersing their core.
“Hey Google… how can I kill… _one million people?”_ The best part is this then triggered my Google Home thing. Thank you for putting me on an FBI watchlist.
Hey all,
While this summary is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, FAR better in terms of voice and editing work (Especially voice), so I encourage you to check that out.
Okay
Still good though
Proud of your improvement but this is still fire
I do agree with that. I recently watched the Project Wingman review and it is superior in editing quality. But that just shows your improvement in work! Good work!
Shut your mouth. This is amazing.
Based? 👀
"Sending the mute guy cause he can't object."
That's the whole reason of player characters getting into trouble 99% of the time.
It is all planned from the first fxking episode
N 777 wait,it’s all planned from the first episode?
@@justaclock4768 always has been my friend, always has been
They literally say something like "If Trigger thought it was impossible he would've said something" for one of the missions.
@@benjaminlee985 Actually, it’s “If you thought it was impossible, you wouldn’t have said anything”.
As a submariner, 690 something days underway would 100% make anyone turn into a cultist pirate. Hell we'd make a new religion halfway through.
"You could make a religion out of this."
@@phantomwraith1984 "And maybe conquer the world."
To put it more accurately, it wasn't just 690 days underway.
They spent six hundred and ninety days *STUCK ON THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.*
@@Fighterpilot555 yeah the longest time a submarine had stayed submerged in real life was 111 days and I bet it was pure hell for the crew
*PRAISE THE GOD-REACTOR, IT WHISPERS DARK TRUTHS TO ME.*
"So you select an A-10, knowing full well you'll only be fighting ground forces this mission."
AC7: You fool. You *ABSOLUTE* buffoon.
Now that's a reference I'm happy to get
I can hear this.
i chose the a-10 and had absolutely zero issues with that mission lol
Well, considering the fact i took the Russian route, using a SU-34 wasn't as easy as you may think, but you can carpet bomb the Amazon Dron, it does absolutely 0 damage because is not a ground unit
I definitely took in the A-10 and suffered a similar fate to the video
17:17 not only did Torres actually say that, but it was a real tactic the USS Texas used to land its shells during the D day landings
i was waiting for someone to mention her
69 likes, make a wish!
Prefection
I was waiting for someone to say this
Best tactic ever
okay but the USS TEXAS doing THAT is amazing and glorious.
Country 1 commits war crimes.
Country 2 commits war crimes back.
Country 1, shocked that Country 2 would commit war crimes commits war crimes upon them again.
Country 2 retaliates with more war crimes.
Repeat.
This is surprisingly realistic.
Was it worth it? How many points did you get?
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@@MrDalisclock ‘do you still feel like a hero’
-Spec Ops: the Line loading screen.
Sounds really similar to WW2 pacific front doe
*Pacific Theater in a nutshell*
Marine's pirate booty was the motivation of Torres all along.
Maybe freeing him from this mortal world will let him achieve his dream
A good motivation if there ever was one.
Marine's ass is a *『Sexual Symbol』,* you cannot convince me of anything less.
I'd do it if it was Marine's booty too
Freshlybaked now i want some cheddar popcorn
There is a reason why senchou is the oppai connoisseur
God I really want to pet the dog. Strangereal ArmA op inbound.
uh e
Oh _yes fucking please_ mate.
please deploy 7 nukes if mission failed
It'll be absolutely wonderful to see more attention bought to the Ace Combat Arma scene. As far as I'm aware atm my unit is the only strangereal unit in existence and we're fairly small for that matter.
@@swordman8959 Hold on i've seen you somewhere before
I love how the "flood the back of this submarine" is a real tactic used by naval commanders to give guns extra range.
>the USS Texas liked this
AAAARRRRHGGG I made that comment
"Hey cap, I was thinking...you know how ancient bowmen would raise their bows to get more range? Is there some way we can raise our bow to get the same advantage?"
This is was a way soviet submarines used to launch old missiles, since the tracking/ navigation was not exactly sophisticated back them, they calculated how much fuel would be burned while the missile was making its way through water unto the surface, so the leftover fuel then determined the exact distance it would be able to fly towards the intended target.
How do you get the submarine mission?? I'm on my third playthrough and still haven't gotten it??
"Its kinda weird how their entire military strategy relies on two airplanes"
and... our military strategy is based off one mute psycho in an experimental Urusian X02 Strike Wavvern with high-tech Rail guns
Don't think we should be firing rail guns in glass houses xD
"Who the hell is this new guy?"
*Erusean.
Strangereal war history basically relies on mute guys carrying out decisive victories one after another simply because no one else is confident enough to fly their plane in ***tunnels***
Yo buddy, still alive?
Where did he dig up another one in the penal unit and why does HQ even let him use it?
“I am now racist instead of sexist”
“My *sex woman* goes to another school”
10/10
How's incel suppose have grandkids anyway?
Well ya can't blame Torres for having good taste.
"It's kinda weird how their entire military strategy revolves around two airplanes"
*Laughs in Ace Combat*
Laughs in Ace Combat 6
Zero be like
Laughs in Project Wingman
laughs in battlefield 4
Laughs in trigger
Brb, replaying every Ace Combat with the new context of major naval enemies being secret Houshou Marine fans
Play her theme song if you have to, lmao
Ahoy~
I’m horni
Blasts with Railgun
Genocide second season
Maxor, I thought this was an incorrect telling of the AC7 story, not a entirely correct telling of the AC7 Story
I wanted to like this comment but it’s at 444 and i don’t wanna ruin the SOLITARY.
@@JudgeAnnibal God damn it now you made me not like it either.
@@JudgeAnnibal almost at 666 now
Well, now we'll just have to get it to 8492.
@@diddy_dante No, he wanted to kill 1 million to save 10 million. That's the "Ten Million Relief Plan."
Captain Torres is up there with PJ and Yellow 13
PJ has to share a room with Torres while he watches vtubers all night
"DANGIT!"
And Chopper
A world without borders
Sorry about your bedsheet and your submarine.
Wait minute,same name,same pfp
"So you report to the nice lady whose job it is to repair all of the aircraft in the base but she's probably very surprised when she has to find parts for an experimental XO-2 Strike Wyvern equipped with high-tech rail guns; who the fuck is this new guy??"
That shit never gets old 🤣
* Casually rolls up with Scarface's XFA-27 *
Everyone else in the penal squadron: "HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE THAT?!"
Me when I showed up with an ADF-01 Falken
As surprising as it is having a former convict in the squad it's even more surprising that he showed up in an erusean experimental X02 Strike Wyvern equipped with high-tech rail gun; who the fuck is this new guy??''
Man that's some good shish 😂😂😂😂
Me pulling up in the Raven be like
This is a top tier video. To be fair I think the captain made the right decision, I would die for Marine Chan.
Ah Iron, you have trapped inside the hole eh? Just like us. Enjoy
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For our lewd Boomer Pirate, ey. Good choice
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edit: Vtubers camo on planes when? 🦀
Hi Iron
"Who the fuck is this new guy?" Is my favourite quote I can never use.
Also, I can't hear "we live in a society" without hearing "ONE MILLION LIVES"
YAR HAR
The only bad thing about this video is the fact that he ruined the "society" quote for you.
Well this video also gave me a favorite quote I can never use “what once killed asteroids now kills *ssholes”
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All music by marine a is a bop
10:48 The funny thing is that according to the ending cutscene in the DLC, Trigger canonically uses an A-10 in this mission.
Canonically and according to the game itself he used the f15 eagle for almost 90% of the game lol
Was it a picture of Trigger? I could have sworn it was just a picture of the A10 you shot down that had that livery.
@@boombang0418 If you pause quick enough, you can faintly see the 3 strikes on the A10s tail. You can also see the Osean Roundel on the side when the camera changes. If it was Buffle's A10, it would have spots all over with the Eurusean Roundel.
In reality Trigger canonically would have used the f22A Raptor throughout the campaign, it's even on the cover of the game
@@wreita Trigger does not have one canon aircraft. It changes as the game progresses.
F-16C for Mage. The rest of Mage, Golem, and Gargoyle used F16s as well, and it's the starting aircraft.
F-15 for Spare, though this can vary. In the cutscene after mission 7, where Avril checks out your plane, the engine nozzles look a lot like those on the F-15.
F-15 for early Strider arc and DLC missions, as the cutscene before DLC mission 3 briefing depict Trigger in an F-15. Strider and Cyclops also use the F-15.
F-22 for endgame. I'd say starting at Farbanti is when Trigger starts to use the Raptor. The cutscene before mission 20 briefing does show Trigger's 3 strikes on an F-22.
I just don't think he used an F-22 the entire campaign. The Air Force certainly wouldn't give a brand-new pilot an F-22 for their first sortie, definitely wouldn't give a convict an F-22 (not like they have one, anyway. All 444 aircraft and built from scrap.)
Ahoy!~ Captain of the Alicorn-class nuclear submarine, Matias Torres desu!~
Kyaah! Trigger-kun,dont missile me so hard!
ST OP
Chu~~
Oh god I just imagined Marine using the Alicorn as her ship.
Posting horny pirate in MY Christian website?
"it's kinda weird how their entire military strategy revolves around two airplanes"
*laughs in Galm team*
Lmao
Bruh lmao
*laughs in Phoenix and möbius *
@@younghentaii1772
* laughs in gryphus *
Hey i exist too
"You find out that Obama is in Erusea"
I FUCKING KNEW IT
loool
"Yarr hurr hurr, it's my mental illness so I get to choose the coping mechanism"
Please, Max0r
You can't possibly be this much of a comedic genius
Protag isn't actually mute, he just didn't realize he was muted on the Zoom call for, like, the whole game
Thank you for cleaning my nostrils
Actually given the year the game came out it was probably a Skype call
The best thing is that he becomes squadron leader and that they all acknowledge that he doesn't talk much
“Copy that, King”
“Don’t call me that... it’s cringe”
Woah! Hello there Space Marine! How are ya goin'?
So is being a wizard incel with bullshit non critical areas.
Cousin
You know, I never thought Max0r could loop it all around to the extremely major element of Peace, present in all Ace Combat games, but he did.
"One thing might be better than this experience... petting a dog, and not being dead."
*"You really want to pet the dog now."*
... he nailed it. Hit the target, as far away from the bullseye he could while it still counted. That spiteful little Ace; never change, Max0r.
"Everyone's acting gangster until the water starts speaking Latin"
Ace Combat series in a nutshell.
The only exception is if you hear Spanish guitar.
"Yo buddy. Still alive?"
YAR HAR, EVERYONE GANGSTER UNTIL THE WATER STARTS SPEAKING WEEB
@@captainmatiastorres4425 Torres, how do you have internet access at the bottom of the ocean with your sub broken in half?
@@MrDalisclock I'm slowly dying with no tomboy GF at the bottom of the sea, my crew has perished, the sub keeps creaking as walls buckle and break, but I sealed myself inside of my compartment. Death is coming for me, I only hope I can get a tomboy gf in heaven....
@@captainmatiastorres4425 *Yeets Bandog waifu pillow at Torres*
I love how Count is so useless in this game that literally the only time he canonically shot anything down is when he accidentally killed Fullband.
He is canonically 2nd in kills after you (though tbf everyone is 2nd when their kills are all 0) and he's the guy who handles the air targets when you're tasked with ground stuff (in that case good job Count i have like 20 missiles on my ass)
@@weebcraft6829 "MISSILE. MISSILE. MISSILE."
For whatever reason npc missiles do less damage to each other than we do
@@SSpider41 that bc at first your teammate where stealing kill form you so people complained and the developer patch it be making your team mate useless (i get it for the mission where you need a certain amount of score to pass it but yeah it bad)
@@aoki6332 I do recall that would happen in the older PS2 games. They'd steal kills sometimes but it wasn't often enough to fail the mission. That's unfortunate.
The fact that there’s pizza in the Ace Combat universe shows that Italy has existed
Your Long Caster AWACS mentions Italian food specifically at one point
I mean like, Emmeria. Plus probably some country on the Verusean continent.
Why is a member of Hammer Down wondering about pizza?
anime Italy
Not hard to put toppings on a wide piece of bread. But AWACS does say that he will take the team to an Italian bistro.
Imagine Warthunder actually had a single player or coop fictional story about near future conflict.
Oh look. you got a scammer.
@@AWACS_Eagle_Eye lol, that scammer has no life.
Warthunder is way more simulator then ace combat
@@bombomos Yup. But Ace Combat is less grindy and more player focused.
@@bombomosAnd war thunfer fucking sucks
To be fair, Capt Torres was a highly respected naval commander who with no hesitation sank his own boat with crew onboard down to the bottom of the ocean simply because he was ordered to, and instead of questioning after several months of no follow up orders, decided to stay down there for a year and a half, subsisting on anime and the heartfelt feelings of his men. One day he hears a russlin' on his roof and resurfaces to investigate. Seeing world war 3 happening ace combat style and noticing he has a boat, he points out this heresy by trying to kill anyone that doesn't have a boat, the fact a million people didn't own boats is their problem. The two enemy forces explain that mass airborne genocide is ok, but innocent genocide is not. To Torres, a man who only knows of anime and bro love, he sees not the difference. Even after losing countless men, even after surrendering his sub, giving up the nukes, he refused to give up what was important.
HIS ANIME
Pure poetry
Protect waifu
THE ANIME!!!!!!!!!
But true question: How the fuck did they survived all this time without renewing oxygene and with limited food and drinkable water?
These are great, you should make more!
I see Max0r like Rimmy, Whale and Scarmu's comments, but he did not like yours...
sorry starcat
Lava Avalon I agree mate, #Starcatlivesmatter
@@civilrebel3743 :(
Star cat plays ace???
Do you think hed make an inaccurate retelling of call of duty campaign?
Bro how did you skip the tyler island mission, they killed the dog and did war crimes
because it’s pretty much only responsible for advancing story rosa and getting the characters into the space elevator. To explain them would take way too much time and the video would suffer, so I cut it
@@Max0r no love for scrap queen (((
I bet its cuz including it meant he couldnt make the "I wanna pet the dog" joke at the end since the dog is dead.
@@bubchudlar5629 good, the scrap queen is annoying
@@Max0r is it also because that mission gave you PTSD/made you temporarily insane?
Hearing maxor talk without my retina's being spit roasted is terrifyingly peaceful. The very fact that you can here him pausing between each sentence puts me at unease. Truly disturbing.
"What once killed ASteroids now kill ASsholes"
Best sentence I heard today
I was about to say the same thing
Hell yeah
10:40
''So you select an A10 knowing full well that you'll only be fighting ground forces this mission''
[DO NOT MAKE THIS F-ING MISTAKE]
Your depiction of Jeff Besos is super accurate. He would sent the drone hub after employees who want a bathroom break.
He would also send them each time someone dare to say he want an Onion :'D
"Blip bloup, you said you want an Union, Clause n°1950-M4C-C4RTHY Activated"
Ace Combat 7: Everyone gangster until the sky starts speaking latin.
Ace Combat Zero: Everyone gangster until the sky starts strumming the Spanish Guitar.
Everyone Gangster until the planes start speaking russian
Ace Combat Assault Horizon: Everyone’s gangster until the Su-35 has a shark mouth.
Ace Combat 04: Everyone is gangster until the stars start to fall
Ace Combat 03: Everyone gangster until the tech companies gain more power then governments and mass produce fighter jets.
During the last Arsenal Bird fight originally the music would just play and there'd be the swelling chorus.
However the guy in charge felt like the game was still lacking, so with the entire game finished and ready to ship he called up in the middle of the night his sound team.
They redid the the OST so that it was timed with the conversation and the shield drop, and then went through and retouched all the other OSTs to improve them.
Keiki Kobayashi at his best.
based kono
Based composer
17:47 That shit cracked me up. Playing this mission I'm like "So erusea just put a bunch of deaf soldiers on spotlights?
Well I mean, Osea has a mute guy on their air force
That segment had such Raccooneggs energy. 17:49
@F99 Crafter makes sense, the maps are pretty big and you don’t want to have your troops have to drive/walk all the way back to base.
@@mousek801 I dunno.
What about tge pizza part
Wiseman takes 10 missles by drones : I sleep
Wisemen after he gets shot by womanslayer69 once : REAL SHIT
The drones hit him in a non critical area
:)
That is the literal definition of Plot Armour and its converse trope, The Plot Strike. Just as Plot Armour, can protect key characters against anything, because the plot demands it, Plot Strikes can instantly cut through any defence and are almost invariably fatal, but very rarely are they instantly so. This is generally so the Plot Struck character, can deliver some last words before dying in the hero's arms or in some cases, sacrifice themselves in a heroic last stand to save the day.
Also I like how Womanslayer69 can survive multiple beating from my state of the art high spec laser of doom that can disintegrate warships in seconds.
To be fair, @@impendingoof964, Mihaly was flying in a way that minimizes the damage.
In hindsight, the fact that the fighter jets saw Avril flying a decades old unarmed jet that's incapable of turning and thought "Unauthorised Fucking Thing. Kill it!" before shooting it down with extreme prejudice is hilarious.
Even the twitchiest of interceptors would at least try to contact the unidentified plane on the emergency channel.
@@Moonstone-Reduxthey probably did, but it had no radio. Worst luck ever lol
@@AmayaBloblaya Avril deciding to fly a jet with no turning or radio sure was one of the decisions to make
“I will flood the back of this ship to give the gun the elevation it needs” absolutely killed me.
Funnily enough: This has happened in real life at least once. On D-Day, the captain of the USS Texas ordered the starboard(?) side of the ship to be partially flooded, so the main batteries could get a higher elevation angle to increase the range. Because of this, the USS Texas was the only ship to actually hit its targets that day. XD
@@carebloodlaevathein6732
I'm _fairly_ sure the Fletcher DD that ran itself aground on Omaha hit some stuff too.
The best part is that he actually fucking does
@@CruelestChris Could be. Wouldn't put it past the Americans, tbh. But it's kinda like the USS Texas but a slightly different approach to things XD
@@carebloodlaevathein6732 I mean, counterflooding is a common enough damage control mechanic that I can see a commander coming up with this on the fly haha
I think Torres wanted to end the war because they were delaying the new seasons of the anime he was watching
I just wanted to watched Nagatoro-San
@hrt sgwr Damn right
@@captainmatiastorres4425 Sus
@Derp Inshmurtz The whole game is but that anime had sus.
@@captainmatiastorres4425 how would i say... end a war?
now do ace combat 6
go dance with the angels
The cut scenes in that game are so bad, Max0r please.
Garuda 1, Fox 2!
@@Dagreatdudeman i like how large the scales of the missions are though
We need video about Zero
So you WERE the one who made that reference when the Su-34 got disabled on the runway.
That convict part is pretty similar to 6 where you get grounded for disobeying an order and taking out the squad that killed half your military then two minutes later they ask for your help because they remember you and your partner are the only 2 competent pilots in the entire airforce since everyone else needs you to tell them to shoot the bad guys
When he said "Hey google, how can I kill one million people?", my google home answered lmao.
ok but the important part here is
what was the answer
@@trinityexmachina2102 It said "Sorry, I don't know what you're looking for." I'm pretty sure it alerted the FBI.
@@usafturkey2687 God wouldnt it be funny if Google actually had an actual answer?
@@PauaP "Currently rerouting to nearest nuclear stockpile."
@@usafturkey2687 currently finding enemies to provoke into a nuclear war
Poor Count. He got on my nerves early on so I was surprised that he was the one that wound up making it out of Spare Squadron with me. But then by the end of the game I really wound up liking the guy. He's like an inversion of Pixy and your other wingmen in the series. He starts out as a rival and an asshole but matures as the game progresses and learns to respect you and stop being a whiny bitch, especially after Wiseman dies. When he flies into the tunnels with you at the end of the game when he didn't have to, by then you know it isn't his ego driving him. He has finally become your bro.
He got me when he said "form up on count i mean trigger".
We all got a new buddy that day.
Tabloid/Count should have been merged into one character, Tabloid gets all the cutscenes and Count gets all the game time lol. I don't think a lot of players even noticed the character progression of Count as a result because people pay less attention to radio chatter. Either that or you should've stayed as a convict until the last mission IMO, killing off Full Band, Champ and the gambling dude was too quick and that asshole leader in Mage squadron needed a confrontation. Húxiān was the only Strider squadron member I even noticed, and I don't know when she stopped being Cyclops.
@@Spaced92 Yep listening to chatter is hard when the screen shakes hard enough to make you go vertigo XD
@@Spaced92 Played the game to completion recently and honestly agree with most of your points, just wanted to note that Cyclops and Strider probably got folded into one squadron due to losses prior to the satellite situation
I am literally a main fucking character and my name isn't even spoken in this video.
lol
Hah, skunk
I rather your dog be the main character
I preferred your dog and not your Mass Effect facial expressions
@@captainmatiastorres4425 Silence, simp.
13:40 I didn't even realize they were the "Boss" of that stage either. My friends died laughing from their dialogue as I streamed it to them on Disc, then laughed even harder that after that dramatic cutscene, I just downed them in a few shots
You either take less than 5 minutes or are forced to listen to a crazy emo yell for 10 minutes
Yeah I also killed it instantly like that I had no idea there was a boss
You can literally just ignore them and they’ll run away with their tails between their legs. Treating them like the children they are and listening as they rage and scream at being ignored is fun.
Music from the video (because the OST from this game rocks)
- Magic Spear I 0:00
- IUN Briefing 0:55
- Ghost love score - Nightwish 1:36
- Two-Pronged Strategy 2:24
- Archange 2:43
- Salty Lake 3:04
- IUN Briefing 3:13
- Rescue 3:21
- IUN Briefing 3:52
- 444 4:04
- Pensees 4:47
- The Only Thing they Fear is You - Mick Gordon 5:17
- Long Day 5:35
- Yinshi Valley 6:20
- Archange 6:25
- IUN Briefing (you get it at this point) 7:14
- Pipeline Destruction 7:16
- Waiapolo Mountains 7:48
- Identification 8:10
- Transfer Orders 9:04
- Rex Tremendae (AC4) 9:16
- Siren's Song 9:47
- Stonehenge Defensive 10:49
- Magic Spear I 12:08
- The Hero of Comberth Harbor 12:28
- Enchanter II 13:10
- Enchanter I 13:30
- Alliance tavern music from World of Warcraft 14:22
- Mimic - Rage & Scream 15:11
- Alicorn 16:14
- Werewolf 17:46
- Battle for Farbanti 18:17
- I am all of me from Shadow the hedgehog 19:36
- I am all of me from Shadow the hedgehog 20:01
- Archange 20:11
- Alliance tavern music from World of Warcraft 20:43
- Lighthouse 20:59
- Daredevil 21:25
- Rex Tremendae (AC4) 22:11
- Agnus Dei(AC4) 22:38
- Pensees 23:27
Unfortunately I could not find some of the songs but most of them should be here
Edit: Thanks to @Clamitous Enigma for the help finding some of the sneaky ones
4:47 is Pensees, the AC7 credits theme
Also 9:16 is Rex Tremendae, the intro to Megalith Agnus Dei from AC04
@@calamitousenigma9052 I have updated the index with your suggestions. Thank you
My man with the sauce
You're a fucking godsend.
I feel personally attacked....
You need to get back to menacing Axel and Blaze you lazy butt.
Yes womanslayer69
Zero 😂
womanslayer69 why do i here latin music
Zero don’t worry its nothing to worry about.
Its funny to think in this verse even if Torres survived to the destruction of the Alicorn he would kill himself anyways after the assault on Farbanti when he realizes he wouldnt be able to see Marine-chan again.
Lol
Double that after learning that Marine is not a real pirate
@@bigdoggo5827 she isin our hearts, damnit
@@bigdoggo5827 *UNCONTROLLABLE SOBBING*
Max looks back at these videos like they're bad but here I am thinking he thought he didn't ADHD hard enough with his 17 layers of video/audio elements on every clip. This is some gourmet shit man
the evolution of Max into a fellow AC fanatic is beautiful to watch
also reminder that Tabloid is totally Pixy's son
@@letthebasscannon223 Looks like he passed the "borderless" idea to him XD
Yes
Yeah, an Animal Crossing fanatic
"All prisoners of war will be treated in accordance with international law. We've even brought pizza"
You coulda said pizza first and I would have willingly thrown myself at you to surrender.
Me too, definitely.
But what if it’s Hawaiian, then what?
@@ryanmann1416 pizza is pizza my dude.
@@ryanmann1416 pizza is pizza
@@ryanmann1416 Uh, take it off? 😂
8:46
I don’t know why but this is my favorite joke of the whole video.
“Whooo left the confetti on?”
“who the fuck is this new guy”
ONE MILLION LIVES
@@A_ghost_leviathan FUCK I MISSED
*”Yo, do you see any jets!?”*
*Jet noises in the background
*”WHAT!?”*
"WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!"
Mihalys’ name is actually realistic, someone from my school (Arabic) had the middle name of all their male ancestors first names. They don’t even know their full name
Noone:
The Multiplayer: HEY HEY HEY WANT TO MAKE SOME CRAZY MONEY? LOSING A SINGLE MATCH WITHOUT EVEN DAMAGING ANYONE GIVES MORE THAN REPEATING MULTIPLE 20 MINUTE STORY MISSI- *gets mini nuked by DLC plane*
God the Multiplayer.
Long live the morgan
Hey hey, kids. Wanna be the only Level 1 Tomcat out of a full lobby of Level _"I Have No Life"_ Nosferatus?
@@CharlieFoxtrot Dont forget the qaam spamming f22s
I feel like this is a mercy to help people get better planes if stuck in the campaign. It helped me get an A10 first time through Long Day.
Huge AC Fan here. I imagine some humorless shits will give you crap for this but its amazing. You should be able to laugh at the things you like and I laughed hard at this. Keep it up. Love the Arma stuff too.
11k likes to less than 50 dis...I think even the fuddies liked it.
Ace Combat 7 was absolute dogshit though, so I'm very happy this video got made.
@@xmlthegreat Booo get off the stage, your joke isn't funny BOOOOOO!
@@xmlthegreat You're bad and you should feel bad.
@@xmlthegreat We live in a democracy but that 9/10 score of steam and successful more than 3 million units sold is saying otherwise . But yeah , kinda see why you have some dislikes but I like it , better than AH and infinity at least
16:52 I truly lost it here.
“It’s kinda funny that their entire military strategy depends on two airplanes”
Welcome to both sides of every Ace Combat game ever
I’d download a mod of you replacing the briefing cutscenes
Dose that actually exist
I hope
Dog: r... r... r... r...
Human: awww he’s gonna say ruff ruff!
Dog: RIP AND TEAR UNTIL OSEA IS DONE
Humans: O_O
Damn korone even reached here
@@papasult11 *DOOG bgm coming in slowly but surely*
666 likes..
I remember playing the mission with the thunderstorm in the valley thingy and I got hit with lightning and was flying like a madman and everyone was going “WHAT THE F*UCK ARE YOU DOING” but I discovered if you just don’t steer while in wind turbulence thingys it just carrys you around every obstacle
I found an even better strategy: don't get baited into the canyon run. Your radar is look down/shoot down and the canyon is open from above. Fly above the canyon and when you are in position to attack swoop down for a missile strike. John Boyd may be a reformer but his energy manoeuvrability theory is solid for dogfighting.
MAX how dare you become a submariner therapist without us.
Seriously im smh right now max
The most funny is that, basically, this is all canon
4:36 is just too fucking much. I can't even.
Mine is 6:50
...and 10:39
1:41
16:49-17:25
To be fair, I had the exact same thought as Max0r the first time this guy appeared :D
Wasn't expecting the Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage bit to be real
New theory: Jeff Bezos and Obama are secretly the CEO and Chief of Board of Directors for Grunder Industries
*[Elon Musk laughing in Neucom]*
*[Bill Gates laughs in General Resources]*
Who would be UPEO tho?
Wait can it be that lady that was animemed hard alongside Kim's sister?
@@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920 UN
"Hm, yes, today I will climb straight up" *stalls and crashes into the wall of the elevator*
Most modern air superiority fighters have a positive thrust to weight ratio, so pulling that stunt isn’t that difficult actually.
@@ben2741 You're forgetting something. Air breathing engines become less effective the higher you go, because the air is thinner.
@@pancake4061 Hear me out, p47 with external rocket booster
@@lick816 No, you hear me out; P-36 Peashooter with 3 rocket engines strapped to the fuselage.
@@pancake4061 sold
Princess: Let’s stop war
Dog: BURN OSEA TO THE GROUND
lol true
.jpeg doggo is best doggo
Belkan doggo best doggo
@@px1_ yes
Wasn't there cutscene where the princess says they shot her dog?
In spite of how far your editing prowess has come, the ending of this video is fucking spectacular on its own. The contrast of the backing music with the chaos of the rest of the story & video, still laden with humor-filled commentary, yet, with _just_ enough sincerity to cap things off in an immensely satisfying way.
This is the best video you've ever made.
Thank you for this.
More of this please
"You really want to pet the dog now"
Wait a second. _Glances back at Tyler Island_
*Oh...Oh no*
Rip doggo
17:08 aged perfectly unfortunately
fortunately, she was restored
XD
What happened?
@@frostcodm7555 probably her YT went down or when her throat hurt so she can't stream for a while but dunno
"Torres, you need to hand over the anime."
...
"WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!"
The Torres joker sequence was incredible. We truly live in a society.
SALVATION!
Pyrolive fans be like:
12:30 Well that just lit up my Google Home, and probably automatically put me on a watch list now...
Yay...
3:17 Oh my god, you could order a Mute protag to do ANYTHING, they literally can't say no.
17:12 that "fuck I miss" had me laughing for some reason
"Everybody gangsta til' the water starts speaking latin"
Everyone gangster till the tanks speek German
Everyone gangsta until the Snow speaks russian
@@grass123 you mean finnish
@@redactado266 Both
Everyone gangsta until the bushes speak Vietnamese
I object strongly.
This is a more accurate account of the events of Ace Combat 7 than Ace Combat 7.
Though this was a haha funny until I realized maxors summary of how the belkan scientist created hugin and munin was at least 40 times more concise than how it's explained in game
17:49 Cracks me up every time!
*SHRRRRR Whooosh Zeeeoooom* "Hey bro, you see any jets?" - "What?!"
Your daily reminder that Belka did absolutely nothing wrong.
Still don’t understand what people claim they did that was wrong.
That's right
Erusea however did all the wrong things, and the Princess needs to be beheaded...yes, I'm still bitter, and to quote Linkara
'Just because a character has a sympathetic backstory, doesn't make them sympathetic.'
Too right!
They nuked themselves so they are pretty neat
I have never thought that count looked like the nickleback vocalist
You know the one thing funnier than turning up to Spare Squadron in an X-02 is turning up as an ADF-11F. "Um, guys, why is there a drone here?" "It was bad."
Even better if you use the YF-23 since this would be the question:
“Why is there a museum piece here”
@@theprincipalityofbelka4646 u mean fishbed
@@tonyepic8 i mean yeah but it do be in a museum so kinda
@@tonyepic8 the MiG-21 is still in service in some countries, the YF-23 is an experimental 5th Gen aircraft, only two were made, Black Widow and Grey Ghost.
This already smells of merchant’s guild
This time it smells less.
@@sneakillysneak2388 Smells quite a lot less.
Hey Hey People.
[Rubs Hands]
So I actually played the game because I saw this video and ended up loving it
Honestly, same.
Same
yep
The Ace Combat series is all fun imo, pretty chill and you don't really have to try all that hard to feel satisfaction.
I’m stuck on the siege of farbanti, but same
3:50 knowing that is a osprey, I doubt it was mute guys missile but just the terrible safety of the osprey
The missile passed within 150 feet of the osprey and it panicked and exploded.
"Everyone is gangster until the ocean starts talking Latin."
I need that on a t-shirt
"We live in a society"
IF I CAN’T WATCH RUclipsCHAN.COM THEN NO ONE ELSE WILL!!!
17:07 was a perfect moment to use "WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF BEAUTY" as a response.
Yeah so they never address that the shot Torres missed *probably hit an entirely uninvolved third country called Sapin and still killed millions of people*.
Speaking of Sapin, when are you streaming Ace Combat 0, Max? Bombing Kunduz Hospital is an actual gameplay mechanic in that one.
How do you know it hit Sapin?
@@Gilblo tis a joke
Honestly, considering the railgun depressed by 3 degrees on a low energy ballistic trajectory, and oured is a costal city, it is likely that the shell fell in the ocean. Still, it would have been nice to have a throaway line confirming this, as the explosion of any nuclear weapon even without directly killing anyone is a dangerous prospect, ESPECIALY tactical nukes, as comparatively to strategic nukes they create a lot more radiation contamination due to being less efficient at burning and dispersing their core.
@@Gilblo
It could also be sapout
Gilblo
Because nobody likes sapin.
Especially their goddamn telenovelas.
Strangereal is what would happend if the balkan countries had USA budgets for their militaries
18:31 That little detail of his voice fading as he goes farther from the camera is gold
JPEG The Dog is a god damned war hero
Also a developer's pet. Unfortunately that member of the staff died. Jpeg dog is the greatest tribute.
It's a BMP.
3:01 The way he barely holds back laughter at "WomanSlayer69" gets me every time.
22:12 The use of Megalith Magnus Dei unlocked a childhood memory. By far the best final mission music.
Agnus* Dei
God's lamb
“Hey Google… how can I kill… _one million people?”_
The best part is this then triggered my Google Home thing.
Thank you for putting me on an FBI watchlist.
what did it recommend?
@@marley7868 It recommend a link to Bing
My assistant didn't understand it al least.
lmao
Same exact thing happened to me. I really hope my phone isn't tapped, LOL.