An Incorrect Summary of Ace Combat 7

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @Max0r
    @Max0r  3 года назад +5887

    Hey all,
    While this summary is popular, I don't consider it to be up to my current editing standards. My current content is, in my opinion, FAR better in terms of voice and editing work (Especially voice), so I encourage you to check that out.

    • @ethanlong4670
      @ethanlong4670 3 года назад +82

      Okay

    • @TheDownrankTrain
      @TheDownrankTrain 3 года назад +209

      Still good though

    • @closeblast3298
      @closeblast3298 3 года назад +300

      Proud of your improvement but this is still fire

    • @HurricaneHomer9
      @HurricaneHomer9 3 года назад +86

      I do agree with that. I recently watched the Project Wingman review and it is superior in editing quality. But that just shows your improvement in work! Good work!

    • @T101-p7p
      @T101-p7p 3 года назад +52

      Shut your mouth. This is amazing.
      Based? 👀

  • @mattsfrigginchannel
    @mattsfrigginchannel 4 года назад +6008

    "Its my mental illness, I get to pick the coping mechanism"
    telling my parents this next time they find the crack bong

  • @Somedude317
    @Somedude317 4 года назад +8140

    As a submariner, 690 something days underway would 100% make anyone turn into a cultist pirate. Hell we'd make a new religion halfway through.

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 4 года назад +1354

      "You could make a religion out of this."

    • @SavageCaliber22
      @SavageCaliber22 4 года назад +827

      @@phantomwraith1984 "And maybe conquer the world."

    • @Fighterpilot555
      @Fighterpilot555 4 года назад +1200

      To put it more accurately, it wasn't just 690 days underway.
      They spent six hundred and ninety days *STUCK ON THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.*

    • @pleasantlymixed5860
      @pleasantlymixed5860 4 года назад +905

      @@Fighterpilot555 yeah the longest time a submarine had stayed submerged in real life was 111 days and I bet it was pure hell for the crew

    • @aptspire
      @aptspire 4 года назад +1171

      *PRAISE THE GOD-REACTOR, IT WHISPERS DARK TRUTHS TO ME.*

  • @MrDeathwingking
    @MrDeathwingking 4 года назад +4252

    "Sending the mute guy cause he can't object."
    That's the whole reason of player characters getting into trouble 99% of the time.

    • @Not_MissHina
      @Not_MissHina 4 года назад +60

      It is all planned from the first fxking episode

    • @justaclock4768
      @justaclock4768 4 года назад +25

      N 777 wait,it’s all planned from the first episode?

    • @Not_MissHina
      @Not_MissHina 4 года назад +37

      @@justaclock4768 always has been my friend, always has been

    • @benjaminlee985
      @benjaminlee985 4 года назад +82

      They literally say something like "If Trigger thought it was impossible he would've said something" for one of the missions.

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 4 года назад +31

      @@benjaminlee985 Actually, it’s “If you thought it was impossible, you wouldn’t have said anything”.

  • @merinreal
    @merinreal 2 года назад +5465

    "It's kinda weird how their entire military strategy revolves around two airplanes"
    *Laughs in Ace Combat*

  • @goblinoftheyear7407
    @goblinoftheyear7407 4 года назад +7788

    "So you select an A-10, knowing full well you'll only be fighting ground forces this mission."
    AC7: You fool. You *ABSOLUTE* buffoon.

    • @ValentineC137
      @ValentineC137 4 года назад +307

      Now that's a reference I'm happy to get

    • @DP-fq7iy
      @DP-fq7iy 4 года назад +117

      I can hear this.

    • @myon-
      @myon- 4 года назад +190

      i chose the a-10 and had absolutely zero issues with that mission lol

    • @TheRambossss
      @TheRambossss 4 года назад +269

      Well, considering the fact i took the Russian route, using a SU-34 wasn't as easy as you may think, but you can carpet bomb the Amazon Dron, it does absolutely 0 damage because is not a ground unit

    • @Genny207
      @Genny207 4 года назад +95

      I definitely took in the A-10 and suffered a similar fate to the video

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 4 года назад +1744

    “I am now racist instead of sexist”
    “My *sex woman* goes to another school”

    • @VeeTOHFan
      @VeeTOHFan 4 года назад +66

      10/10

    • @daudratsu6222
      @daudratsu6222 4 года назад +11

      How's incel suppose have grandkids anyway?

  • @SadlyBaked
    @SadlyBaked 4 года назад +2111

    Marine's pirate booty was the motivation of Torres all along.
    Maybe freeing him from this mortal world will let him achieve his dream

    • @DP-fq7iy
      @DP-fq7iy 4 года назад +88

      A good motivation if there ever was one.

    • @velstro
      @velstro 4 года назад +127

      Marine's ass is a *『Sexual Symbol』,* you cannot convince me of anything less.

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 4 года назад +54

      I'd do it if it was Marine's booty too

    • @mrandrossguy9871
      @mrandrossguy9871 4 года назад +6

      Freshlybaked now i want some cheddar popcorn

    • @jonbellaflor7871
      @jonbellaflor7871 4 года назад +57

      There is a reason why senchou is the oppai connoisseur

  • @gamersoaisis3147
    @gamersoaisis3147 2 года назад +3243

    I love how the "flood the back of this submarine" is a real tactic used by naval commanders to give guns extra range.

    • @lordazn
      @lordazn 2 года назад +425

      >the USS Texas liked this

    • @tankhead2645
      @tankhead2645 2 года назад +37

      AAAARRRRHGGG I made that comment

    • @abasdarhon
      @abasdarhon 2 года назад +234

      "Hey cap, I was thinking...you know how ancient bowmen would raise their bows to get more range? Is there some way we can raise our bow to get the same advantage?"

    • @krivdik
      @krivdik 2 года назад +85

      This is was a way soviet submarines used to launch old missiles, since the tracking/ navigation was not exactly sophisticated back them, they calculated how much fuel would be burned while the missile was making its way through water unto the surface, so the leftover fuel then determined the exact distance it would be able to fly towards the intended target.

    • @pickleconsumer4355
      @pickleconsumer4355 2 года назад +13

      How do you get the submarine mission?? I'm on my third playthrough and still haven't gotten it??

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 4 года назад +6187

    Country 1 commits war crimes.
    Country 2 commits war crimes back.
    Country 1, shocked that Country 2 would commit war crimes commits war crimes upon them again.
    Country 2 retaliates with more war crimes.
    Repeat.
    This is surprisingly realistic.

    • @MrDalisclock
      @MrDalisclock 3 года назад +358

      Was it worth it? How many points did you get?

    • @HelterwithoutSkelter
      @HelterwithoutSkelter 3 года назад +264

      @@MrDalisclock 1000

    • @coreypatton6290
      @coreypatton6290 3 года назад +286

      @@MrDalisclock ‘do you still feel like a hero’
      -Spec Ops: the Line loading screen.

    • @trbd
      @trbd 3 года назад +72

      Sounds really similar to WW2 pacific front doe

    • @Vchk1917
      @Vchk1917 3 года назад +53

      *Pacific Theater in a nutshell*

  • @nick_a91
    @nick_a91 3 года назад +7103

    "it's kinda weird how their entire military strategy revolves around two airplanes"
    *laughs in Galm team*

  • @AlexorPwnsAll
    @AlexorPwnsAll 4 года назад +2173

    "Its kinda weird how their entire military strategy relies on two airplanes"
    and... our military strategy is based off one mute psycho in an experimental Urusian X02 Strike Wavvern with high-tech Rail guns
    Don't think we should be firing rail guns in glass houses xD

    • @Canadian_Ale
      @Canadian_Ale 4 года назад +193

      "Who the hell is this new guy?"

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 4 года назад +43

      *Erusean.

    • @Asayano
      @Asayano 4 года назад +155

      Strangereal war history basically relies on mute guys carrying out decisive victories one after another simply because no one else is confident enough to fly their plane in ***tunnels***

    • @MrDalisclock
      @MrDalisclock 3 года назад +15

      Yo buddy, still alive?

    • @joshuagrahamcrackers
      @joshuagrahamcrackers 3 года назад +9

      Where did he dig up another one in the penal unit and why does HQ even let him use it?

  • @tankhead2645
    @tankhead2645 2 года назад +2790

    17:17 not only did Torres actually say that, but it was a real tactic the USS Texas used to land its shells during the D day landings

    • @deruta37
      @deruta37 2 года назад +116

      i was waiting for someone to mention her

    • @GodittoC
      @GodittoC 2 года назад +37

      69 likes, make a wish!

    • @sawyerlogon7666
      @sawyerlogon7666 2 года назад +25

      Prefection

    • @ONESIE-art-guy
      @ONESIE-art-guy 2 года назад +24

      I was waiting for someone to say this
      Best tactic ever

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 года назад +53

      okay but the USS TEXAS doing THAT is amazing and glorious.

  • @Whale_stream
    @Whale_stream 4 года назад +5295

    Jeff Bezos has deployed sixty KillDrones ™ to your location. Please do not move.

    • @scarmu9643
      @scarmu9643 4 года назад +64

      hi whale

    • @Whale_stream
      @Whale_stream 4 года назад +48

      @@scarmu9643 is online

    • @sombrerocactus7942
      @sombrerocactus7942 4 года назад +8

      ruclips.net/video/KwP_hymEvho/видео.html I have made what was most needed

    • @Whale_stream
      @Whale_stream 4 года назад +11

      @@sombrerocactus7942 nice video but check this one out: ruclips.net/video/e7VK3pne8N4/видео.html

    • @sombrerocactus7942
      @sombrerocactus7942 4 года назад +7

      All music by marine a is a bop

  • @RimmyDownunder
    @RimmyDownunder 4 года назад +8079

    God I really want to pet the dog. Strangereal ArmA op inbound.

    • @Lucky-ln9ke
      @Lucky-ln9ke 4 года назад +42

      uh e

    • @Spudtron98
      @Spudtron98 4 года назад +188

      Oh _yes fucking please_ mate.

    • @CoolPsyco
      @CoolPsyco 4 года назад +212

      please deploy 7 nukes if mission failed

    • @swordman8959
      @swordman8959 4 года назад +134

      It'll be absolutely wonderful to see more attention bought to the Ace Combat Arma scene. As far as I'm aware atm my unit is the only strangereal unit in existence and we're fairly small for that matter.

    • @colinrussell2857
      @colinrussell2857 4 года назад +20

      @@swordman8959 Hold on i've seen you somewhere before

  • @tavogerard9691
    @tavogerard9691 4 года назад +7095

    Brb, replaying every Ace Combat with the new context of major naval enemies being secret Houshou Marine fans

  • @deathkorpsgrenadier2419
    @deathkorpsgrenadier2419 2 года назад +837

    "Yarr hurr hurr, it's my mental illness so I get to choose the coping mechanism"
    Please, Max0r
    You can't possibly be this much of a comedic genius

  • @GamerGuy249
    @GamerGuy249 4 года назад +1352

    "Who the fuck is this new guy?" Is my favourite quote I can never use.
    Also, I can't hear "we live in a society" without hearing "ONE MILLION LIVES"

    • @captainmatiastorres4425
      @captainmatiastorres4425 3 года назад +58

      YAR HAR

    • @holdguard4624
      @holdguard4624 3 года назад +5

      The only bad thing about this video is the fact that he ruined the "society" quote for you.

    • @commandertecdragon7921
      @commandertecdragon7921 3 года назад +7

      Well this video also gave me a favorite quote I can never use “what once killed asteroids now kills *ssholes”

  • @kylesweeney1550
    @kylesweeney1550 4 года назад +6366

    "Everyone's acting gangster until the water starts speaking Latin"
    Ace Combat series in a nutshell.

    • @MrDalisclock
      @MrDalisclock 3 года назад +327

      The only exception is if you hear Spanish guitar.
      "Yo buddy. Still alive?"

    • @captainmatiastorres4425
      @captainmatiastorres4425 3 года назад +174

      YAR HAR, EVERYONE GANGSTER UNTIL THE WATER STARTS SPEAKING WEEB

    • @MrDalisclock
      @MrDalisclock 3 года назад +87

      @@captainmatiastorres4425 Torres, how do you have internet access at the bottom of the ocean with your sub broken in half?

    • @captainmatiastorres4425
      @captainmatiastorres4425 3 года назад +108

      @@MrDalisclock I'm slowly dying with no tomboy GF at the bottom of the sea, my crew has perished, the sub keeps creaking as walls buckle and break, but I sealed myself inside of my compartment. Death is coming for me, I only hope I can get a tomboy gf in heaven....

    • @chasetoyama8184
      @chasetoyama8184 3 года назад +50

      @@captainmatiastorres4425 *Yeets Bandog waifu pillow at Torres*

  • @usafturkey2687
    @usafturkey2687 3 года назад +2342

    When he said "Hey google, how can I kill one million people?", my google home answered lmao.

    • @trinityexmachina2102
      @trinityexmachina2102 3 года назад +338

      ok but the important part here is
      what was the answer

    • @usafturkey2687
      @usafturkey2687 3 года назад +510

      @@trinityexmachina2102 It said "Sorry, I don't know what you're looking for." I'm pretty sure it alerted the FBI.

    • @PauaP
      @PauaP 3 года назад +190

      @@usafturkey2687 God wouldnt it be funny if Google actually had an actual answer?

    • @usafturkey2687
      @usafturkey2687 3 года назад +318

      @@PauaP "Currently rerouting to nearest nuclear stockpile."

    • @randomt-9034
      @randomt-9034 3 года назад +136

      @@usafturkey2687 currently finding enemies to provoke into a nuclear war

  • @electrikal_shok588
    @electrikal_shok588 2 года назад +1380

    "WomanSlayer69 is actually the world's oldest incel and is therefore, a wizard. All of the drones are based off his flight data exclusively so that they don't have sex"
    Legend.

    • @HD_555
      @HD_555 Год назад +27

      ''Alright guys it's time for rescuing the president he's been engulfed in at least three seconds and that's terrible I'm gonna send in a mute guy to rescue him I don't know he can't object to this''
      Guys someone continue role-playing after me

    • @mitchellbarton7915
      @mitchellbarton7915 Год назад +2

      I laughed so hard at this.

    • @erathemonologuer1454
      @erathemonologuer1454 11 месяцев назад +10

      @@HD_555 "he hasn't golfed in at least 3 seconds"

    • @HD_555
      @HD_555 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@erathemonologuer1454 Damn that's terrible

  • @LeonardoOliveira-hq8pw
    @LeonardoOliveira-hq8pw 3 года назад +2253

    "What once killed ASteroids now kill ASsholes"
    Best sentence I heard today

    • @channelddd6299
      @channelddd6299 2 года назад +7

      I was about to say the same thing

    • @luisareyes400
      @luisareyes400 Год назад +3

      Hell yeah

    • @flallana18
      @flallana18 Год назад +3

      10:40

    • @HD_555
      @HD_555 Год назад +8

      ''So you select an A10 knowing full well that you'll only be fighting ground forces this mission''
      [DO NOT MAKE THIS F-ING MISTAKE]

  • @nicksmth33
    @nicksmth33 4 года назад +4086

    “I will flood the back of this ship to give the gun the elevation it needs” absolutely killed me.

    • @carebloodlaevathein6732
      @carebloodlaevathein6732 3 года назад +781

      Funnily enough: This has happened in real life at least once. On D-Day, the captain of the USS Texas ordered the starboard(?) side of the ship to be partially flooded, so the main batteries could get a higher elevation angle to increase the range. Because of this, the USS Texas was the only ship to actually hit its targets that day. XD

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 3 года назад +296

      @@carebloodlaevathein6732
      I'm _fairly_ sure the Fletcher DD that ran itself aground on Omaha hit some stuff too.

    • @tartantoaster2219
      @tartantoaster2219 3 года назад +235

      The best part is that he actually fucking does

    • @carebloodlaevathein6732
      @carebloodlaevathein6732 3 года назад +95

      @@CruelestChris Could be. Wouldn't put it past the Americans, tbh. But it's kinda like the USS Texas but a slightly different approach to things XD

    • @dsdy1205
      @dsdy1205 3 года назад +154

      @@carebloodlaevathein6732 I mean, counterflooding is a common enough damage control mechanic that I can see a commander coming up with this on the fly haha

  • @natem.9208
    @natem.9208 4 года назад +487

    Well ya can't blame Torres for having good taste.

  • @JM64
    @JM64 3 года назад +785

    "So you report to the nice lady whose job it is to repair all of the aircraft in the base but she's probably very surprised when she has to find parts for an experimental XO-2 Strike Wyvern equipped with high-tech rail guns; who the fuck is this new guy??"
    That shit never gets old 🤣

    • @draochvar9646
      @draochvar9646 Год назад +66

      * Casually rolls up with Scarface's XFA-27 *
      Everyone else in the penal squadron: "HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE THAT?!"

    • @jeanchen194
      @jeanchen194 Год назад +22

      Me when I showed up with an ADF-01 Falken

    • @HD_555
      @HD_555 Год назад +16

      As surprising as it is having a former convict in the squad it's even more surprising that he showed up in an erusean experimental X02 Strike Wyvern equipped with high-tech rail gun; who the fuck is this new guy??''
      Man that's some good shish 😂😂😂😂

    • @geist33w
      @geist33w 10 месяцев назад +4

      Me pulling up in the Raven be like

    • @konohamaru77
      @konohamaru77 2 месяца назад +4

      "who the fuck is this new guys"
      trigger: you know, i m some kind of MINISTRY OF DEFENSE sons myself

  • @Damitsall
    @Damitsall 4 года назад +732

    Your depiction of Jeff Besos is super accurate. He would sent the drone hub after employees who want a bathroom break.

    • @pitioti
      @pitioti 3 года назад +40

      He would also send them each time someone dare to say he want an Onion :'D
      "Blip bloup, you said you want an Union, Clause n°1950-M4C-C4RTHY Activated"

  • @SeanCityNavy
    @SeanCityNavy 4 года назад +6222

    Maxor, I thought this was an incorrect telling of the AC7 story, not a entirely correct telling of the AC7 Story

    • @JudgeAnnibal
      @JudgeAnnibal 4 года назад +229

      I wanted to like this comment but it’s at 444 and i don’t wanna ruin the SOLITARY.

    • @Gramstaal
      @Gramstaal 4 года назад +74

      @@JudgeAnnibal God damn it now you made me not like it either.

    • @skyeshi3570
      @skyeshi3570 4 года назад +31

      @@JudgeAnnibal almost at 666 now

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 4 года назад +61

      Well, now we'll just have to get it to 8492.

    • @guilegale8942
      @guilegale8942 4 года назад +30

      @@diddy_dante No, he wanted to kill 1 million to save 10 million. That's the "Ten Million Relief Plan."

  • @Sebax9000
    @Sebax9000 3 года назад +804

    Protag isn't actually mute, he just didn't realize he was muted on the Zoom call for, like, the whole game

    • @luckycookie5994
      @luckycookie5994 Год назад +43

      Thank you for cleaning my nostrils

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Год назад +27

      Actually given the year the game came out it was probably a Skype call

    • @robertspeedwagon982
      @robertspeedwagon982 Год назад +33

      The best thing is that he becomes squadron leader and that they all acknowledge that he doesn't talk much

  • @khaisinclair2798
    @khaisinclair2798 Год назад +182

    You know, I never thought Max0r could loop it all around to the extremely major element of Peace, present in all Ace Combat games, but he did.
    "One thing might be better than this experience... petting a dog, and not being dead."
    *"You really want to pet the dog now."*
    ... he nailed it. Hit the target, as far away from the bullseye he could while it still counted. That spiteful little Ace; never change, Max0r.

  • @seraphim_son
    @seraphim_son 4 года назад +1255

    “Copy that, King”
    “Don’t call me that... it’s cringe”

    • @inkjoestar5683
      @inkjoestar5683 4 года назад +18

      Woah! Hello there Space Marine! How are ya goin'?

    • @ryanjapan3113
      @ryanjapan3113 4 года назад +15

      So is being a wizard incel with bullshit non critical areas.

    • @theunforgiven9641
      @theunforgiven9641 4 года назад +2

      Cousin

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 4 года назад +10377

    This is a top tier video. To be fair I think the captain made the right decision, I would die for Marine Chan.

    • @global..System.Boolean
      @global..System.Boolean 4 года назад +394

      Ah Iron, you have trapped inside the hole eh? Just like us. Enjoy

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 4 года назад +308

      You have posted a comment about Houshou Marine.
      You will now put into solitary of Marine hell.
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      *SENCHOU WA HOUSHOU MARINE DESU!*
      *SHU KA!!!!*

    • @arturstin6333
      @arturstin6333 4 года назад +209

      For our lewd Boomer Pirate, ey. Good choice

    • @ShiftyDrums
      @ShiftyDrums 4 года назад +119

      *AHOY!*
      edit: Vtubers camo on planes when? 🦀

    • @lt_darkseekerantique3911
      @lt_darkseekerantique3911 4 года назад +29

      Hi Iron

  • @Sad_Salad_
    @Sad_Salad_ 4 года назад +5651

    The fact that there’s pizza in the Ace Combat universe shows that Italy has existed

    • @MrDalisclock
      @MrDalisclock 3 года назад +557

      Your Long Caster AWACS mentions Italian food specifically at one point

    • @AugustGreen_
      @AugustGreen_ 3 года назад +217

      I mean like, Emmeria. Plus probably some country on the Verusean continent.

    • @qenten05
      @qenten05 3 года назад +69

      Why is a member of Hammer Down wondering about pizza?

    • @nillynush4899
      @nillynush4899 3 года назад +40

      anime Italy

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix 3 года назад +140

      Not hard to put toppings on a wide piece of bread. But AWACS does say that he will take the team to an Italian bistro.

  • @Thomas_Everman
    @Thomas_Everman 2 года назад +282

    10:48 The funny thing is that according to the ending cutscene in the DLC, Trigger canonically uses an A-10 in this mission.

    • @HD_555
      @HD_555 Год назад +58

      Canonically and according to the game itself he used the f15 eagle for almost 90% of the game lol

    • @boombang0418
      @boombang0418 Год назад +10

      Was it a picture of Trigger? I could have sworn it was just a picture of the A10 you shot down that had that livery.

    • @Thomas_Everman
      @Thomas_Everman Год назад +27

      @@boombang0418 If you pause quick enough, you can faintly see the 3 strikes on the A10s tail. You can also see the Osean Roundel on the side when the camera changes. If it was Buffle's A10, it would have spots all over with the Eurusean Roundel.

    • @wreita
      @wreita 9 месяцев назад +5

      In reality Trigger canonically would have used the f22A Raptor throughout the campaign, it's even on the cover of the game

    • @Thomas_Everman
      @Thomas_Everman 9 месяцев назад +33

      @@wreita Trigger does not have one canon aircraft. It changes as the game progresses.
      F-16C for Mage. The rest of Mage, Golem, and Gargoyle used F16s as well, and it's the starting aircraft.
      F-15 for Spare, though this can vary. In the cutscene after mission 7, where Avril checks out your plane, the engine nozzles look a lot like those on the F-15.
      F-15 for early Strider arc and DLC missions, as the cutscene before DLC mission 3 briefing depict Trigger in an F-15. Strider and Cyclops also use the F-15.
      F-22 for endgame. I'd say starting at Farbanti is when Trigger starts to use the Raptor. The cutscene before mission 20 briefing does show Trigger's 3 strikes on an F-22.
      I just don't think he used an F-22 the entire campaign. The Air Force certainly wouldn't give a brand-new pilot an F-22 for their first sortie, definitely wouldn't give a convict an F-22 (not like they have one, anyway. All 444 aircraft and built from scrap.)

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 4 года назад +627

    "You find out that Obama is in Erusea"
    I FUCKING KNEW IT

  • @chumbeat770
    @chumbeat770 4 года назад +1294

    Ace Combat 7: Everyone gangster until the sky starts speaking latin.

    • @rx-0gundam393
      @rx-0gundam393 4 года назад +148

      Ace Combat Zero: Everyone gangster until the sky starts strumming the Spanish Guitar.

    • @grass123
      @grass123 4 года назад +47

      Everyone Gangster until the planes start speaking russian

    • @ayubsalim1303
      @ayubsalim1303 4 года назад +22

      Ace Combat Assault Horizon: Everyone’s gangster until the Su-35 has a shark mouth.

    • @bigshow196
      @bigshow196 4 года назад +21

      Ace Combat 04: Everyone is gangster until the stars start to fall

    • @raykreiger4123
      @raykreiger4123 4 года назад +17

      Ace Combat 03: Everyone gangster until the tech companies gain more power then governments and mass produce fighter jets.

  • @atomicvortex6071
    @atomicvortex6071 4 года назад +1756

    Wiseman takes 10 missles by drones : I sleep
    Wisemen after he gets shot by womanslayer69 once : REAL SHIT

    • @dsdy1205
      @dsdy1205 3 года назад +118

      The drones hit him in a non critical area

    • @someoneidk6303
      @someoneidk6303 3 года назад +25

      :)

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 года назад +41

      That is the literal definition of Plot Armour and its converse trope, The Plot Strike. Just as Plot Armour, can protect key characters against anything, because the plot demands it, Plot Strikes can instantly cut through any defence and are almost invariably fatal, but very rarely are they instantly so. This is generally so the Plot Struck character, can deliver some last words before dying in the hero's arms or in some cases, sacrifice themselves in a heroic last stand to save the day.

    • @impendingoof964
      @impendingoof964 2 года назад +18

      Also I like how Womanslayer69 can survive multiple beating from my state of the art high spec laser of doom that can disintegrate warships in seconds.

    • @TheMightyDrake
      @TheMightyDrake 2 года назад +5

      To be fair, @@impendingoof964, Mihaly was flying in a way that minimizes the damage.

  • @Jam._.
    @Jam._. Год назад +152

    Hearing maxor talk without my retina's being spit roasted is terrifyingly peaceful. The very fact that you can here him pausing between each sentence puts me at unease. Truly disturbing.

  • @trainknut
    @trainknut 4 года назад +7050

    I love how Count is so useless in this game that literally the only time he canonically shot anything down is when he accidentally killed Fullband.

    • @weebcraft6829
      @weebcraft6829 4 года назад +1396

      He is canonically 2nd in kills after you (though tbf everyone is 2nd when their kills are all 0) and he's the guy who handles the air targets when you're tasked with ground stuff (in that case good job Count i have like 20 missiles on my ass)

    • @potetobloke
      @potetobloke 4 года назад +690

      @@weebcraft6829 "MISSILE. MISSILE. MISSILE."

    • @SSpider41
      @SSpider41 4 года назад +322

      For whatever reason npc missiles do less damage to each other than we do

    • @aoki6332
      @aoki6332 4 года назад +382

      @@SSpider41 that bc at first your teammate where stealing kill form you so people complained and the developer patch it be making your team mate useless (i get it for the mission where you need a certain amount of score to pass it but yeah it bad)

    • @SSpider41
      @SSpider41 4 года назад +178

      @@aoki6332 I do recall that would happen in the older PS2 games. They'd steal kills sometimes but it wasn't often enough to fail the mission. That's unfortunate.

  • @ArlanKels
    @ArlanKels 4 года назад +383

    During the last Arsenal Bird fight originally the music would just play and there'd be the swelling chorus.
    However the guy in charge felt like the game was still lacking, so with the entire game finished and ready to ship he called up in the middle of the night his sound team.
    They redid the the OST so that it was timed with the conversation and the shield drop, and then went through and retouched all the other OSTs to improve them.

  • @Hatifrey
    @Hatifrey 4 года назад +748

    To be fair, Capt Torres was a highly respected naval commander who with no hesitation sank his own boat with crew onboard down to the bottom of the ocean simply because he was ordered to, and instead of questioning after several months of no follow up orders, decided to stay down there for a year and a half, subsisting on anime and the heartfelt feelings of his men. One day he hears a russlin' on his roof and resurfaces to investigate. Seeing world war 3 happening ace combat style and noticing he has a boat, he points out this heresy by trying to kill anyone that doesn't have a boat, the fact a million people didn't own boats is their problem. The two enemy forces explain that mass airborne genocide is ok, but innocent genocide is not. To Torres, a man who only knows of anime and bro love, he sees not the difference. Even after losing countless men, even after surrendering his sub, giving up the nukes, he refused to give up what was important.

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 4 года назад +48

      HIS ANIME

    • @ladyellen7993
      @ladyellen7993 4 года назад +26

      Pure poetry

    • @nazodreemur8284
      @nazodreemur8284 4 года назад +14

      Protect waifu

    • @captainmatiastorres4425
      @captainmatiastorres4425 3 года назад +13

      THE ANIME!!!!!!!!!

    • @pitioti
      @pitioti 3 года назад +7

      But true question: How the fuck did they survived all this time without renewing oxygene and with limited food and drinkable water?

  • @ReviveHF
    @ReviveHF 2 года назад +469

    Imagine Warthunder actually had a single player or coop fictional story about near future conflict.

    • @AWACS_Eagle_Eye
      @AWACS_Eagle_Eye 2 года назад +17

      Oh look. you got a scammer.

    • @ReviveHF
      @ReviveHF 2 года назад +13

      @@AWACS_Eagle_Eye lol, that scammer has no life.

    • @bombomos
      @bombomos 2 года назад +2

      Warthunder is way more simulator then ace combat

    • @AWACS_Eagle_Eye
      @AWACS_Eagle_Eye 2 года назад +40

      @@bombomos Yup. But Ace Combat is less grindy and more player focused.

    • @Frille512
      @Frille512 Год назад

      ​@@bombomosAnd war thunfer fucking sucks

  • @letthebasscannon223
    @letthebasscannon223 4 года назад +354

    the evolution of Max into a fellow AC fanatic is beautiful to watch

    • @letthebasscannon223
      @letthebasscannon223 4 года назад +46

      also reminder that Tabloid is totally Pixy's son

    • @vicio7full
      @vicio7full 4 года назад +38

      @@letthebasscannon223 Looks like he passed the "borderless" idea to him XD

    • @LunaNicoleTheFox
      @LunaNicoleTheFox 4 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @emidossoles5137
      @emidossoles5137 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, an Animal Crossing fanatic

  • @resident4620
    @resident4620 4 года назад +494

    Captain Torres is up there with PJ and Yellow 13

    • @derptomistic
      @derptomistic 4 года назад +44

      PJ has to share a room with Torres while he watches vtubers all night
      "DANGIT!"

    • @TheDemonHelios
      @TheDemonHelios 4 года назад +3

      And Chopper

    • @aperson.7738
      @aperson.7738 4 года назад +2

      A world without borders

    • @GeneralWildDog
      @GeneralWildDog 4 года назад +2

      Sorry about your bedsheet and your submarine.

    • @undeadjohnmarston4661
      @undeadjohnmarston4661 4 года назад +2

      Wait minute,same name,same pfp

  • @kyrozudesoya1829
    @kyrozudesoya1829 3 года назад +1395

    Poor Count. He got on my nerves early on so I was surprised that he was the one that wound up making it out of Spare Squadron with me. But then by the end of the game I really wound up liking the guy. He's like an inversion of Pixy and your other wingmen in the series. He starts out as a rival and an asshole but matures as the game progresses and learns to respect you and stop being a whiny bitch, especially after Wiseman dies. When he flies into the tunnels with you at the end of the game when he didn't have to, by then you know it isn't his ego driving him. He has finally become your bro.

    • @tuttuti123
      @tuttuti123 2 года назад +145

      He got me when he said "form up on count i mean trigger".

    • @GenericJeebus
      @GenericJeebus 2 года назад +25

      We all got a new buddy that day.

    • @Spaced92
      @Spaced92 2 года назад +97

      Tabloid/Count should have been merged into one character, Tabloid gets all the cutscenes and Count gets all the game time lol. I don't think a lot of players even noticed the character progression of Count as a result because people pay less attention to radio chatter. Either that or you should've stayed as a convict until the last mission IMO, killing off Full Band, Champ and the gambling dude was too quick and that asshole leader in Mage squadron needed a confrontation. Húxiān was the only Strider squadron member I even noticed, and I don't know when she stopped being Cyclops.

    • @zadovrus1624
      @zadovrus1624 2 года назад +25

      @@Spaced92 Yep listening to chatter is hard when the screen shakes hard enough to make you go vertigo XD

    • @eldritchplayz51
      @eldritchplayz51 2 года назад +25

      @@Spaced92 Played the game to completion recently and honestly agree with most of your points, just wanted to note that Cyclops and Strider probably got folded into one squadron due to losses prior to the satellite situation

  • @DarknessCalling
    @DarknessCalling 3 года назад +742

    "Hey bro, do you see any jets?"
    *deafening jet noises
    "WHAT?"
    comedic gold.

  • @Exodia0715
    @Exodia0715 4 года назад +1690

    I think Torres wanted to end the war because they were delaying the new seasons of the anime he was watching

  • @JdCR_927
    @JdCR_927 4 года назад +1489

    Ahoy!~ Captain of the Alicorn-class nuclear submarine, Matias Torres desu!~

    • @jonaspacina
      @jonaspacina 4 года назад +169

      Kyaah! Trigger-kun,dont missile me so hard!

    • @MOTIVATED_SPARDA
      @MOTIVATED_SPARDA 4 года назад +80

      ST OP

    • @redactado266
      @redactado266 4 года назад +62

      Chu~~

    • @Daps741
      @Daps741 4 года назад +111

      Oh god I just imagined Marine using the Alicorn as her ship.

    • @maximuffin6395
      @maximuffin6395 4 года назад +76

      Posting horny pirate in MY Christian website?

  • @ScarletElite
    @ScarletElite 4 года назад +863

    Its funny to think in this verse even if Torres survived to the destruction of the Alicorn he would kill himself anyways after the assault on Farbanti when he realizes he wouldnt be able to see Marine-chan again.

    • @bravo6959
      @bravo6959 4 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @bigdoggo5827
      @bigdoggo5827 3 года назад +70

      Double that after learning that Marine is not a real pirate

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 3 года назад +61

      @@bigdoggo5827 she isin our hearts, damnit

    • @captainmatiastorres4425
      @captainmatiastorres4425 3 года назад +54

      @@bigdoggo5827 *UNCONTROLLABLE SOBBING*

  • @undercover7923
    @undercover7923 3 месяца назад +29

    3:50 Osprey’s just do that. That plane wasn’t actually shot down, it was just the vessel for the annual Marine sacrifice to appease the machine spirit.

  • @fuzz1191
    @fuzz1191 4 года назад +465

    "All prisoners of war will be treated in accordance with international law. We've even brought pizza"
    You coulda said pizza first and I would have willingly thrown myself at you to surrender.

  • @Starcatplays
    @Starcatplays 4 года назад +4607

    These are great, you should make more!

    • @lavaavalon
      @lavaavalon 4 года назад +46

      I see Max0r like Rimmy, Whale and Scarmu's comments, but he did not like yours...
      sorry starcat

    • @civilrebel3743
      @civilrebel3743 4 года назад +15

      Lava Avalon I agree mate, #Starcatlivesmatter

    • @Starcatplays
      @Starcatplays 4 года назад +30

      @@civilrebel3743 :(

    • @rsflores6090
      @rsflores6090 4 года назад +6

      Star cat plays ace???

    • @dark_crimson_rose9791
      @dark_crimson_rose9791 4 года назад +5

      Do you think hed make an inaccurate retelling of call of duty campaign?

  • @vnthony_ka1535
    @vnthony_ka1535 4 года назад +2056

    17:47 That shit cracked me up. Playing this mission I'm like "So erusea just put a bunch of deaf soldiers on spotlights?

    • @Grim_Yeeter
      @Grim_Yeeter 4 года назад +191

      Well I mean, Osea has a mute guy on their air force

    • @Lynn.knepper1280
      @Lynn.knepper1280 3 года назад +64

      That segment had such Raccooneggs energy. 17:49

    • @chasetoyama8184
      @chasetoyama8184 3 года назад +65

      @F99 Crafter makes sense, the maps are pretty big and you don’t want to have your troops have to drive/walk all the way back to base.

    • @Lynn.knepper1280
      @Lynn.knepper1280 3 года назад +3

      @@mousek801 I dunno.

    • @BigHomiezee12
      @BigHomiezee12 3 года назад +1

      What about tge pizza part

  • @TheWildSlayer
    @TheWildSlayer 2 года назад +169

    Max looks back at these videos like they're bad but here I am thinking he thought he didn't ADHD hard enough with his 17 layers of video/audio elements on every clip. This is some gourmet shit man

  • @blackbolt740
    @blackbolt740 4 года назад +2112

    I feel personally attacked....

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 4 года назад +73

      You need to get back to menacing Axel and Blaze you lazy butt.

    • @shinjigaming7185
      @shinjigaming7185 4 года назад +119

      Yes womanslayer69

    • @blackbolt740
      @blackbolt740 4 года назад +27

      Zero 😂

    • @shinjigaming7185
      @shinjigaming7185 4 года назад +52

      womanslayer69 why do i here latin music

    • @blackbolt740
      @blackbolt740 4 года назад +40

      Zero don’t worry its nothing to worry about.

  • @aurelianus1308
    @aurelianus1308 4 года назад +752

    Huge AC Fan here. I imagine some humorless shits will give you crap for this but its amazing. You should be able to laugh at the things you like and I laughed hard at this. Keep it up. Love the Arma stuff too.

    • @SoloWing88
      @SoloWing88 4 года назад +10

      11k likes to less than 50 dis...I think even the fuddies liked it.

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 4 года назад +1

      Ace Combat 7 was absolute dogshit though, so I'm very happy this video got made.

    • @lupvirga
      @lupvirga 4 года назад +6

      @@xmlthegreat Booo get off the stage, your joke isn't funny BOOOOOO!

    • @WimsicleStranger
      @WimsicleStranger 4 года назад +6

      @@xmlthegreat You're bad and you should feel bad.

    • @pauloazuela8488
      @pauloazuela8488 2 года назад +1

      @@xmlthegreat We live in a democracy but that 9/10 score of steam and successful more than 3 million units sold is saying otherwise . But yeah , kinda see why you have some dislikes but I like it , better than AH and infinity at least

  • @penzorphallos3199
    @penzorphallos3199 4 года назад +872

    Bro how did you skip the tyler island mission, they killed the dog and did war crimes

    • @Max0r
      @Max0r  4 года назад +414

      because it’s pretty much only responsible for advancing story rosa and getting the characters into the space elevator. To explain them would take way too much time and the video would suffer, so I cut it

    • @bubchudlar5629
      @bubchudlar5629 4 года назад +73

      @@Max0r no love for scrap queen (((

    • @TheSpeep
      @TheSpeep 4 года назад +109

      I bet its cuz including it meant he couldnt make the "I wanna pet the dog" joke at the end since the dog is dead.

    • @John_McCarthy1
      @John_McCarthy1 4 года назад +10

      @@bubchudlar5629 good, the scrap queen is annoying

    • @tanknerd7193
      @tanknerd7193 4 года назад +9

      @@Max0r is it also because that mission gave you PTSD/made you temporarily insane?

  • @dah3071
    @dah3071 3 года назад +100

    That convict part is pretty similar to 6 where you get grounded for disobeying an order and taking out the squad that killed half your military then two minutes later they ask for your help because they remember you and your partner are the only 2 competent pilots in the entire airforce since everyone else needs you to tell them to shoot the bad guys

  • @v4nd3l4yhomeboi5
    @v4nd3l4yhomeboi5 4 года назад +664

    8:46
    I don’t know why but this is my favorite joke of the whole video.
    “Whooo left the confetti on?”

  • @kerbaltubehd5737
    @kerbaltubehd5737 3 года назад +626

    Trigger: *Shows up to Spare Squadron in an ADF-01 Falken*
    Avril who now has to raid a Gründer Industries factory: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Mazule24
      @Mazule24 3 года назад +7

      Yes..yes you are

    • @strayednine8859
      @strayednine8859 3 года назад +66

      "Who the fuck is this.... Who the fuck let him have this plane"

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 3 года назад +13

      The story: *”yes”*

    • @BattleshipOrion
      @BattleshipOrion 3 года назад +19

      Yes. Yes you are either get the parts or you work for Amazon.

    • @draochvar9646
      @draochvar9646 Год назад +4

      Could be worse, at least we know who made that thing and whose teeth we have to kick in to get spare parts.
      Image the psychopath rolled in there with an XFA-27, where we don't even know who built the damn thing.

  • @morganpriest7726
    @morganpriest7726 3 года назад +400

    Love how the main character of every game is a mute psychopath. Simply amazing.

    • @K3ntucky123
      @K3ntucky123 2 года назад +8

      except Ace combat AH

    • @sin978
      @sin978 2 года назад +53

      @@K3ntucky123 We don't talk about AH

    • @yocapo32
      @yocapo32 Год назад +13

      Well, Blaze isn't, but he has us blocked in Discord, so we can't hear what he's saying.

    • @gamershipgirl4563
      @gamershipgirl4563 Год назад +4

      ​@@sin978 come on it wasn't that bad it was just one feature they forgot to make cheese proof

    • @yourpalpalmetto979
      @yourpalpalmetto979 Год назад +4

      @@gamershipgirl4563 I actually liked AH helicopter mission a lot, except for the one where you have to fight 2 jets... idk why they didn't sent an actual plane to get them but what ever

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel Год назад +80

    13:40 I didn't even realize they were the "Boss" of that stage either. My friends died laughing from their dialogue as I streamed it to them on Disc, then laughed even harder that after that dramatic cutscene, I just downed them in a few shots

    • @amonkey4707
      @amonkey4707 Год назад +5

      You either take less than 5 minutes or are forced to listen to a crazy emo yell for 10 minutes

    • @paint4r
      @paint4r Год назад +1

      Yeah I also killed it instantly like that I had no idea there was a boss

    • @jasonalbert6251
      @jasonalbert6251 6 месяцев назад

      You can literally just ignore them and they’ll run away with their tails between their legs. Treating them like the children they are and listening as they rage and scream at being ignored is fun.

  • @justderp5713
    @justderp5713 4 года назад +374

    Noone:
    The Multiplayer: HEY HEY HEY WANT TO MAKE SOME CRAZY MONEY? LOSING A SINGLE MATCH WITHOUT EVEN DAMAGING ANYONE GIVES MORE THAN REPEATING MULTIPLE 20 MINUTE STORY MISSI- *gets mini nuked by DLC plane*

    • @themeddite
      @themeddite 4 года назад +34

      God the Multiplayer.

    • @theprincipalityofbelka4646
      @theprincipalityofbelka4646 4 года назад +27

      Long live the morgan

    • @CharlieFoxtrot
      @CharlieFoxtrot 4 года назад +29

      Hey hey, kids. Wanna be the only Level 1 Tomcat out of a full lobby of Level _"I Have No Life"_ Nosferatus?

    • @palusokudo5570
      @palusokudo5570 4 года назад +5

      @@CharlieFoxtrot Dont forget the qaam spamming f22s

    • @MrDalisclock
      @MrDalisclock 3 года назад +1

      I feel like this is a mercy to help people get better planes if stuck in the campaign. It helped me get an A10 first time through Long Day.

  • @pancake4061
    @pancake4061 4 года назад +458

    "Hm, yes, today I will climb straight up" *stalls and crashes into the wall of the elevator*

    • @ben2741
      @ben2741 4 года назад +34

      Most modern air superiority fighters have a positive thrust to weight ratio, so pulling that stunt isn’t that difficult actually.

    • @pancake4061
      @pancake4061 4 года назад +36

      @@ben2741 You're forgetting something. Air breathing engines become less effective the higher you go, because the air is thinner.

    • @lick816
      @lick816 4 года назад +39

      @@pancake4061 Hear me out, p47 with external rocket booster

    • @pancake4061
      @pancake4061 4 года назад +32

      @@lick816 No, you hear me out; P-36 Peashooter with 3 rocket engines strapped to the fuselage.

    • @lick816
      @lick816 4 года назад +15

      @@pancake4061 sold

  • @rosacosettedelise5932
    @rosacosettedelise5932 4 года назад +1262

    I am literally a main fucking character and my name isn't even spoken in this video.

  • @JSzekely
    @JSzekely Год назад +49

    “It’s kinda funny that their entire military strategy depends on two airplanes”
    Welcome to both sides of every Ace Combat game ever

  • @GuilhermeMaia100
    @GuilhermeMaia100 4 года назад +282

    The most funny is that, basically, this is all canon

  • @hatter10880
    @hatter10880 4 года назад +153

    "Everyone is gangster until the ocean starts talking Latin."
    I need that on a t-shirt

  • @MrAntraxico
    @MrAntraxico 4 года назад +1099

    Music from the video (because the OST from this game rocks)
    - Magic Spear I 0:00
    - IUN Briefing 0:55
    - Ghost love score - Nightwish 1:36
    - Two-Pronged Strategy 2:24
    - Archange 2:43
    - Salty Lake 3:04
    - IUN Briefing 3:13
    - Rescue 3:21
    - IUN Briefing 3:52
    - 444 4:04
    - Pensees 4:47
    - The Only Thing they Fear is You - Mick Gordon 5:17
    - Long Day 5:35
    - Yinshi Valley 6:20
    - Archange 6:25
    - IUN Briefing (you get it at this point) 7:14
    - Pipeline Destruction 7:16
    - Waiapolo Mountains 7:48
    - Identification 8:10
    - Transfer Orders 9:04
    - Rex Tremendae (AC4) 9:16
    - Siren's Song 9:47
    - Stonehenge Defensive 10:49
    - Magic Spear I 12:08
    - The Hero of Comberth Harbor 12:28
    - Enchanter II 13:10
    - Enchanter I 13:30
    - Alliance tavern music from World of Warcraft 14:22
    - Mimic - Rage & Scream 15:11
    - Alicorn 16:14
    - Werewolf 17:46
    - Battle for Farbanti 18:17
    - I am all of me from Shadow the hedgehog 19:36
    - I am all of me from Shadow the hedgehog 20:01
    - Archange 20:11
    - Alliance tavern music from World of Warcraft 20:43
    - Lighthouse 20:59
    - Daredevil 21:25
    - Rex Tremendae (AC4) 22:11
    - Agnus Dei(AC4) 22:38
    - Pensees 23:27
    Unfortunately I could not find some of the songs but most of them should be here
    Edit: Thanks to @Clamitous Enigma for the help finding some of the sneaky ones

  • @morganrosenfeld5917
    @morganrosenfeld5917 Год назад +70

    In hindsight, the fact that the fighter jets saw Avril flying a decades old unarmed jet that's incapable of turning and thought "Unauthorised Fucking Thing. Kill it!" before shooting it down with extreme prejudice is hilarious.

    • @Moonstone-Redux
      @Moonstone-Redux 10 месяцев назад +13

      Even the twitchiest of interceptors would at least try to contact the unidentified plane on the emergency channel.

    • @StardustontheWind
      @StardustontheWind 7 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@Moonstone-Reduxthey probably did, but it had no radio. Worst luck ever lol

    • @glasses2926
      @glasses2926 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@StardustontheWind Avril deciding to fly a jet with no turning or radio sure was one of the decisions to make

  • @gsthomas187
    @gsthomas187 4 года назад +238

    MAX how dare you become a submariner therapist without us.

  • @Whale_stream
    @Whale_stream 4 года назад +686

    now do ace combat 6
    go dance with the angels

    • @Dagreatdudeman
      @Dagreatdudeman 4 года назад +49

      The cut scenes in that game are so bad, Max0r please.

    • @RunicRhino22
      @RunicRhino22 4 года назад +17

      Garuda 1, Fox 2!

    • @gluever54
      @gluever54 4 года назад +27

      @@Dagreatdudeman i like how large the scales of the missions are though

    • @owlie373
      @owlie373 4 года назад +5

      We need video about Zero

    • @randombrit4504
      @randombrit4504 4 года назад +9

      So you WERE the one who made that reference when the Su-34 got disabled on the runway.

  • @jwahduck
    @jwahduck 4 года назад +572

    yo don't play 12:30 out loud on a speaker, my google home heard it and now I'm pretty sure i'm on a watchlist

  • @Dr_Ainz
    @Dr_Ainz 2 года назад +48

    In spite of how far your editing prowess has come, the ending of this video is fucking spectacular on its own. The contrast of the backing music with the chaos of the rest of the story & video, still laden with humor-filled commentary, yet, with _just_ enough sincerity to cap things off in an immensely satisfying way.

  • @skellyboi8931
    @skellyboi8931 3 года назад +1634

    I watched this and thought “haha, this game funny. Ima play it so I can laugh at the story” then I fucking played it for 10 hours straight and now that I’m finished with it I find a hole now in my soul that needs to be filled with another batshit crazy story and fun gameplay. Damn you maxor for making like the funny plane game!!!

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 3 года назад +178

      Try Project Wingman. Literally an Ace Combat clone made by fans. And an equally batshit story!

    • @Mobius118
      @Mobius118 2 года назад +62

      Once you’re done with Project Wingman, play Ace Combat 04: Shattered Skies. While the graphics aren’t as flashy, the rest of the game is miles better than AC7. Best game I ever played, it literally changed my life. Don’t expect the same results, but is a beauty for sure

    • @SiphonRayzar
      @SiphonRayzar 2 года назад +84

      ​@@Mobius118 As much as I love Ace Combat 4, saying the enitrety of it (aside from graphics) is better then Ace Combat 7 is just, blantently false.
      Sure, Ace Combat 7's story is a bit dumb, but the story of Ace Combat has always been dumb. Yes, that includes Ace Combat 4's story as well, altough it is a bit more grounded then its sequals. And in terms of general gameplay, like, you have to be high on something to say 4's gameplay is better then 7's.

    • @Mobius118
      @Mobius118 2 года назад +25

      @@SiphonRayzar I realize you're entitled to your opinion that my claim is false. No worries there. Personally, AC04's story is objectively stronger, makes more sense, and has FAR fewer plot holes. I like what 7's story is trying to do and it could have been the best but it's lacking a few key things.
      Graphics, of course 7 comes out on top. It looks GORGEOUS. Though I must admit it feels almost... cartoonish sometimes... either way its a sure winner there.
      The gameplay of 04 feels better and is closer to realism than is 7. It means you have to think more about your maneuvers instead of just slapping the high g's unthinkingly like in 7. (though I admit my appreciation of its 'feel' is entirely subjective; however the observation of how mindlessly you can play 7 compared to 04 results from hours of gameplay of both games).
      The radio callouts in Shattered Skies also are more realistic (the most realistic in the series *so far* ). When your buddies call out a Fox 2, or a splash, they actually did what they said. Whereas in 7, I have noticed that isn't the case; on the rare occasion it happens it isn't always actually occurring in game.
      When 04 AWACS gives you a vector, it's not always scripted. It can happen somewhat randomly (i.e. it's not just for some big plot point like in 7 when a drone shows up. I'm not sure how to explain this but I've played both games for over 200 hours each and it's something you just have to trust me on).
      04's pilots are professional and act more like real pilots would then the drama queens in 7. I get that AC is dramatic, but 7 was just a bit too much compared to 4 imo.
      I totally get that some of this is my opinion, and you're right there, but you also mentioned you have to be high to say 04's gameplay is better... when I just as easily claim you have to be high to say 7's gameplay is better. So realizing 7 is only subjectively better can help us realize that people enjoy different games differently! You're totally welcome to think it's better. All I can say from playing both for such exorbitant amounts of time is that Ace Combat 04: Shattered Skies comes out the clear winner.
      Sorry for the long one, don't expect you to read it all. I could go on more but probs should call it quits... Thanks for the conversation!

    • @SiphonRayzar
      @SiphonRayzar 2 года назад +20

      @@Mobius118 No worries mate. I LOVE Ace Combat 4, I've been playing it since the PS2 launched.
      I will agree that 4's story is more straightforward and grounded, and I do actually like that direction more then what the series would end up doing, starting with 5.
      I largely agree with you about Ace Combat 4 qualities, but the core gameplay in 7 (to me) is smoother and less, janky, then 4's. Ace Combat 4 is one of my nostolgic games from that era, but I have equally enjoyed my time with 7, and aside from the story, I believe it is a significant improvement across the board. I also just really like being able to abuse the high G maneuvers.
      Anyway, it's all good. I still love both games, I just don't think it's neccesarily true to state that 4 is still the "better" game altogether.
      Now, if we were to get a Ace Combat 4 remaster with improved graphics and tweaked gameplay to bring it up to pair, then it would be the better game simply because it's story is better. One can dream.

  • @ZuluGramma
    @ZuluGramma 4 года назад +432

    New theory: Jeff Bezos and Obama are secretly the CEO and Chief of Board of Directors for Grunder Industries

    • @Amarganeitor
      @Amarganeitor 4 года назад +25

      *[Elon Musk laughing in Neucom]*

    • @scarfaceone9005
      @scarfaceone9005 4 года назад +6

      *[Bill Gates laughs in General Resources]*

    • @justsomeguywithlasereyes9920
      @justsomeguywithlasereyes9920 4 года назад +3

      Who would be UPEO tho?
      Wait can it be that lady that was animemed hard alongside Kim's sister?

    • @ArkaSaurusRex218
      @ArkaSaurusRex218 4 года назад +2

      @@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920 UN

  • @tonalcrayon1290
    @tonalcrayon1290 4 года назад +730

    Dog: r... r... r... r...
    Human: awww he’s gonna say ruff ruff!
    Dog: RIP AND TEAR UNTIL OSEA IS DONE
    Humans: O_O

    • @papasult11
      @papasult11 4 года назад +22

      Damn korone even reached here

    • @Not_MissHina
      @Not_MissHina 4 года назад +19

      @@papasult11 *DOOG bgm coming in slowly but surely*

    • @SleepyBoyo
      @SleepyBoyo 3 года назад

      666 likes..

  • @Darksummerswind
    @Darksummerswind 2 года назад +24

    "Torres, you need to hand over the anime."
    ...
    "WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!"

  • @NoTraceOfSense
    @NoTraceOfSense 3 года назад +1491

    “Hey Google… how can I kill… _one million people?”_
    The best part is this then triggered my Google Home thing.
    Thank you for putting me on an FBI watchlist.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 3 года назад +39

      what did it recommend?

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 3 года назад +128

      @@marley7868 It recommend a link to Bing

    • @mcslender2965
      @mcslender2965 2 года назад +9

      My assistant didn't understand it al least.

    • @udinthetomato
      @udinthetomato 2 года назад +5

      lmao

    • @SeanUCF
      @SeanUCF 2 года назад +8

      Same exact thing happened to me. I really hope my phone isn't tapped, LOL.

  • @ctrouble2309
    @ctrouble2309 4 года назад +116

    This is the best video you've ever made.
    Thank you for this.
    More of this please

  • @goldenbucket5731
    @goldenbucket5731 3 года назад +361

    The Torres joker sequence was incredible. We truly live in a society.

  • @JBRAI22
    @JBRAI22 Год назад +38

    Mihalys’ name is actually realistic, someone from my school (Arabic) had the middle name of all their male ancestors first names. They don’t even know their full name

  • @Jojo867PIE
    @Jojo867PIE 4 года назад +282

    "You really want to pet the dog now"
    Wait a second. _Glances back at Tyler Island_
    *Oh...Oh no*

  • @BaDArxz
    @BaDArxz 4 года назад +191

    Princess: Let’s stop war
    Dog: BURN OSEA TO THE GROUND

    • @bravo6959
      @bravo6959 4 года назад +3

      lol true

    • @MrDalisclock
      @MrDalisclock 3 года назад +5

      .jpeg doggo is best doggo

    • @px1_
      @px1_ 3 года назад +3

      Belkan doggo best doggo

    • @bravo6959
      @bravo6959 3 года назад +1

      @@px1_ yes

    • @Hurok457
      @Hurok457 3 года назад +2

      Wasn't there cutscene where the princess says they shot her dog?

  • @tomathy4468
    @tomathy4468 4 года назад +345

    "Everybody gangsta til' the water starts speaking latin"

    • @mrwogamump7520
      @mrwogamump7520 4 года назад +10

      Everyone gangster till the tanks speek German

    • @grass123
      @grass123 4 года назад +9

      Everyone gangsta until the Snow speaks russian

    • @redactado266
      @redactado266 4 года назад +4

      @@grass123 you mean finnish

    • @grass123
      @grass123 4 года назад +3

      @@redactado266 Both

    • @kroper4469
      @kroper4469 4 года назад +4

      Everyone gangsta until the bushes speak Vietnamese

  • @dave7886
    @dave7886 3 года назад +32

    Wasn't expecting the Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage bit to be real

  • @monsterfurby
    @monsterfurby 4 года назад +209

    "Good morning, Sir, we are honored that you have come to inspect your newest superweapon."
    "Yes yes, thank you."
    "This way, sir. Meet the engineers. On the right is our team of gunners and target tracking experts. Over there is the defense squadron and those there are the officers in charge."
    "Great, great. And who are those people over there?"
    "Oh, that's the Latin choir. It's required procedure here in Erusea to keep one around."
    "It is wh-- I'm not sure that's entirely critica-- Colonel, why the fuck did they just start singing?"
    "It seems we're under attack, sir."
    "What? How did they get an army this far into..."
    "Not an army, sir, just a single plane. It appears that we are screwed. Let's get out of here using the escape tunnel."
    (Ten minutes later)
    "I thought this is an underground tunnel, Colonel. Why can I still hear chanting and WHAT IS THIS APPROACHING ENGINE NOISE?!"

  • @goblinoftheyear7407
    @goblinoftheyear7407 4 года назад +3543

    Your daily reminder that Belka did absolutely nothing wrong.

    • @eriklindergren8755
      @eriklindergren8755 4 года назад +199

      Still don’t understand what people claim they did that was wrong.

    • @averymicrowave1713
      @averymicrowave1713 4 года назад +44

      That's right

    • @SageofStars
      @SageofStars 4 года назад +98

      Erusea however did all the wrong things, and the Princess needs to be beheaded...yes, I'm still bitter, and to quote Linkara
      'Just because a character has a sympathetic backstory, doesn't make them sympathetic.'

    • @KingBobBobBob
      @KingBobBobBob 4 года назад +17

      Too right!

    • @DEATHRAGE157
      @DEATHRAGE157 4 года назад +121

      They nuked themselves so they are pretty neat

  • @Devourer_of_Worlds
    @Devourer_of_Worlds Год назад +56

    I remember playing the mission with the thunderstorm in the valley thingy and I got hit with lightning and was flying like a madman and everyone was going “WHAT THE F*UCK ARE YOU DOING” but I discovered if you just don’t steer while in wind turbulence thingys it just carrys you around every obstacle

    • @Moonstone-Redux
      @Moonstone-Redux 10 месяцев назад +2

      I found an even better strategy: don't get baited into the canyon run. Your radar is look down/shoot down and the canyon is open from above. Fly above the canyon and when you are in position to attack swoop down for a missile strike. John Boyd may be a reformer but his energy manoeuvrability theory is solid for dogfighting.

  • @SA-mo3hq
    @SA-mo3hq 3 года назад +342

    I object strongly.
    This is a more accurate account of the events of Ace Combat 7 than Ace Combat 7.

    • @tankhead2645
      @tankhead2645 2 года назад +1

      Though this was a haha funny until I realized maxors summary of how the belkan scientist created hugin and munin was at least 40 times more concise than how it's explained in game

  • @CruelestChris
    @CruelestChris 4 года назад +95

    You know the one thing funnier than turning up to Spare Squadron in an X-02 is turning up as an ADF-11F. "Um, guys, why is there a drone here?" "It was bad."

    • @theprincipalityofbelka4646
      @theprincipalityofbelka4646 4 года назад +3

      Even better if you use the YF-23 since this would be the question:
      “Why is there a museum piece here”

    • @tonyepic8
      @tonyepic8 4 года назад

      @@theprincipalityofbelka4646 u mean fishbed

    • @theprincipalityofbelka4646
      @theprincipalityofbelka4646 4 года назад

      @@tonyepic8 i mean yeah but it do be in a museum so kinda

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 4 года назад

      @@tonyepic8 the MiG-21 is still in service in some countries, the YF-23 is an experimental 5th Gen aircraft, only two were made, Black Widow and Grey Ghost.

  • @SpecterCat_
    @SpecterCat_ 4 года назад +125

    North: hand over those nukes and anime
    Torres: the nuke and what?
    North: the uhh... Anime?
    Torres: THEY TRYNA TAKE AWAY MARINE-CHAN FROM ME. CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN STRANGEREAL

  • @montana5204
    @montana5204 3 года назад +44

    "So you fight two new drones, Hugging and Mugging"
    That was good. I really laughed out loud with that one 🤣

  • @gracecalis5421
    @gracecalis5421 4 года назад +44

    18:31 That little detail of his voice fading as he goes farther from the camera is gold

  • @davidmarsh7933
    @davidmarsh7933 4 года назад +630

    "Okay, so we've taken like half the continent. Kinda weird how their entire strategy was based on two air planes"

    • @MrDalisclock
      @MrDalisclock 3 года назад +63

      It's ace combat. Checks out.

    • @weberman173
      @weberman173 3 года назад +8

      @@MrDalisclock i mean, its less "2 airplanes" and more like 2 highly advanced Carrier groups contained within 2 planes

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox 3 года назад +9

      @@weberman173 That shouldn't even be off the ground with the speed they move at.

    • @Winslow19
      @Winslow19 3 года назад +2

      @@chaotixthefox the wings probably generate an insane amount of lift I imagine.

    • @aidanmatthewgalea7761
      @aidanmatthewgalea7761 2 года назад +3

      @@chaotixthefox probably propeller assisted jets. also the entire thing is a lift surface. just because its massive doesn't mean its slow, it is however ludicrous that the damn thing has enough power to continuosly expell energy to deflect projectile with Giganewtons of force. not to mention that all those vents underneath the wing are probably ducted jet housings

  • @hedgehogevader530
    @hedgehogevader530 3 года назад +365

    17:12 that "fuck I miss" had me laughing for some reason

  • @GelyelFish
    @GelyelFish 3 года назад +152

    3:01 The way he barely holds back laughter at "WomanSlayer69" gets me every time.

  • @johnconner9149
    @johnconner9149 4 года назад +44

    "What once killed Asteroids, now kills assholes." Best description ever

  • @wolfundfriends6528
    @wolfundfriends6528 4 года назад +275

    The f*cking dog with the bottom text got me laughing so hard XD

  • @bobdmz6437
    @bobdmz6437 11 месяцев назад +3

    Free-Mission Osea after giving the guy who murdered the President a 9th Generation Air-craft: “My goals are beyond your understanding!”

  • @TheRadicalOneNG
    @TheRadicalOneNG 4 года назад +174

    3:17 Oh my god, you could order a Mute protag to do ANYTHING, they literally can't say no.