Steven Seagal Movie Out For A Kill Is So Lazy He Fights Sitting Down - Worst Movie Ever
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- Опубликовано: 3 июн 2022
- The Steven Seagal movie Out For A Kill is the worst movie ever made in every possible way. The plot makes no sense, the action scenes are lazy, and Seagal is, well he's Seagal. I am a worse person for having seen the movie. Please tell my family that I loved them
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I love how all your reviews of Steven Seagal movies are titled "Worst movie ever". Cause literally each one of them is. Bro I have a question for you, does Steven even have any REAL fans at this point? Or does everyone just watch his movies to laugh at him?
@@H2Raby I've watched more Seagal since yesterday watching this guy's videos in the last 2 days than in the previous 38 years I've been alive
@@PaulieD1984 that's because these videos are the greatest thing that ever happened to Seagal, and he's probably salty they exist.
Do you think this is the dumbest Seagal movie?....i think so
As a Yale professor I can confirm we are constantly ambushed by kungfu monks sent by Harvard.
Lol
Want me to call my Georgia Bulldogs have them tell Haaavaad to leave you alone? Prices are still the same, your lunch money and you gotta do the teams biolabs for them.
Name DOESN’T check out.
Do they have crimson cloaks?
Sounds like a yell problem
He totally forgot about the guy in jail.
😅
Steven Seagal doesn't care about black people
Nigga in chinnese Jail in Bulgaria. Dang it, I lost my shit
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cuz of all the g4y sh1t they did in there 😅
The last time I flew, they showed a Steven Seagal movie on the plane. Half the audience walked out.
walked out where? Outside during a flight? xd
@@bartoszkupper9551 damn bro, you almost got the joke
@@BIGD0Gxl remove the "almost". Good job
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In mid air that is how bad his acting is!
He deserves a degree with honours in archaeology for repeatedly trying to dig up his career...
LOL. You win the comment section on this video.
Along with a PHD for how long he’s managed to keep it on life support in the meantime.
@metae.4256 cheers mate. From Australia 🇦🇺
Ha ha ha ha........the best one-liner I've heard in a long time.
" trying" may be a bit of a reach😂
"They call me Crash because I never have."
It's almost as believable as someone saying "They call me Pants-shitter because I never have."
''They call me racist cause ive never been''
@@flowsy5294 "They call me racist because I love to race."
"They call me Crackhead, because I've never smoked it."........bruh I see what u mean 😆 🤣 😂.....fkn Seagal.
This is better than anything I read today lmao!
I’m dead🤣🤣🤣, my name must be , Not dead
Pilot: “They call me Crash because I never have.”
Seagal: “They call me actor because I can’t.”
Underrated
That has to be the dumbest line…I think 99% of the pilots out there probably also share that nickname
😂
This comment made my day 🤣
Totally underrated 😂😂😂
“I’ve seen him fight aliens, I’ve seen him fight vampires”
-Shows him fighting women and children LMAO 😂
He just trying to give him a nice haircut!
Aaaaand..... Apparently he sucks at it!
That scene of him stabbing the kid is a real scene from one of his movies which brings up the question, why would he add that to his movie? 😂😂 you know that had to 100% be his idea
@DescendingVelocity It was a horror movie, or at least his attempt at one. Probably thought killing a child would add to the scariness.
....he's not entirely wrong, at least with the vampire part.
😂😂😂
I love the “Call me Crash cause I never have” line. Not just for how stupid it is, but also because it implies that being a pilot that hasn’t crashed is a really rare occurrence
It's like saying, "They call me DUI, because I never have"
This is -90 IQ writing and I love it
@@sethlangston181hahahahaha
"Call me Dead, because I haven't died."
Oh yeah 😂
Seagal taking a date to his wife’s funeral is the most accurate portrayal of himself I’ve seen him offer to the audience
The only thing I could think of more segal would be for him to open up the coffin and his wife miraculously walk out alive....because segal never loses anything!
She wouldn’t cause he wants to lose her…
I saw this a mile away, confirmed my suspicions when the DEA dude was killed but not her
The Guy married a japanese chick, took all her money and went to America without divorce, married another chick, then came back to japan to hit on another more famous chick.
this movie is tame compared to that
At least they were respectful and wore dark colors to the funeral.
Such class...
Steven Seagal is a 7th degree master of Kukido. Kukido is the martial art that enables you to fight a opponent, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough. KUKIDO! Ha ha, yippeeeeeeee!
Yo, 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 holy shit that’s hilarious, well done and thanks for the laugh.
haha summabitch you got me🤣🤣
😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
xddd
They call me a worker because I never go
They call me a sexist coz I never do
@@rohansharma1342 actually, every man is called sexist no matter if they are or not, simply because they disagree with a woman or point out a woman's poor character.
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I can picture Steven Segal rolling around in a computer chair fighting throughout the entire movie 😂
The only time he can do a spin kick is in a rotating chair
I feel Seagal genuinely thinks this is his life
No doubt about it. He's totally delusional.
I’m wondering what him think: “this is gonna be a really badass movie!” Smh. Seems like one of the worst movies ever made. It’s so bad.
What do you mean? You do know that segal's "movies" are autobiographies right? he's the real deal
It's what I'd expect from guy who claims to have studied under Morihei Ueshiba....two year after he died(Ueshiba passed away in -69, while Seagal moved to Japan in -71). And that he was friends with Bruce Lee(Who as far as I know in seventies lived in Hong Kong, not Japan). And that he was CIA's advisor in Vietnam(Because apparently CIA, after intefering Vietnam's internal affairs since before Seagal was born, decided that best way to get new perspective to their operation was to bring in some egomaniac in his 20's).
@@hawk66100
I think his movies are a money laundering scheme, stroking his own ego is a bonus.
With his back against the wall and no other options, Seagal does the most insane maneuver of just slightly turning left and completely loses them. 😂
😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Lmao 🤣
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Hahaha!! I was crying!!
I know bro, I sent it to my friends 😆🤣😂
I am 45 and have been around for the entirety of Steven Seagal's career in movies. I do not remember a time when he was not a complete joke. It still amazes me how many movies he was able to make.
i think under siege was halfway ok'ish.... my dad watched that one a lot, but I was still quite young and never noticed the bullshit seagal was doing
@@kosmique Precisely, although the only really good movie with him in it was Executive Decision. Mostly because it wasn't a "Seagal movie"; i.e. he is still the same douchebag in it, but isn't the main actor and gets killed about a third of the way in and I have to say, in such a limited role, it actually works.
@@HenrySomeonepretty incredible how his ego allowed the death
@@mikeadams7904 That was the only time for both him not being the main actor or getting killed (even that was by an accident though, no way would he have ever allowed himself to lose a fight, lol). My guess is that his agent or manager at the time wanted him to appear in more mainstream movies with several other established names, so he did it...once and never again, lmao. After that he went straight to the horrible productions we can still see to this day. Seriously, not a single movie after that has been at least half decent (judging by imdb ratings and videos like this one at least, I would obviously never suffer through them all.
@@HenrySomeone He died in Machete.
The fade to black mid sentence has me dying
Taking a date to your wife’s funeral is a total boss move.
its a sigma move.
🤣😁
Haha
Alpha male
Seagal: wife's dead.. what you expect me to do?
Never forget that Steven Seagal takes himself 110% seriously
Never forget that Steven Seagal supports an oppressive and genocidal regime, and went around in Ukraine spreading Russian propaganda.
Super serial.!
He is like a reverse Chuck Norris
@@critzathis is the perfect way to describe it😂
My brother also takes him 200% seriously. Literally hero worship him. Fuckin crazy.
They call me a tax evader, because I never have.
It gets funnier everytime he mentions seagal being a Yale professor 😂😂
"They call me Crash because I never have"
He says that like it's normal for every pilot to have crashed at least once in their career
didnt even think of that lol
Was looking for this comment 😆
yeah, once is enough to end your flying career!!!
Right, like someone saying that to me right before we took off would have me needing new pants
You're not a real pilot until you've totaled your first A320
Pilot called "crash" because he never has......, seagal called "Actor" 😂 because he can't.
call Seagal 'consensual mutually agreed upon sexual contact' ..because he never has 🤣
He's a better actor than you hater.
@@ryandixon7604 how much did his mob associates pay you?
You just blew my mind with that play on words.
Love watching these movies 😂
Seagal: This is the best script I have ever read
Director: Really? Who wrote it?
Seagal: I did!
Steven is literally the embodiment of a South Park character
Steven sa-boom-boom
Yep. His.
He definitely is Eric Cartman
"In my safe space..."
@@wilfredoUbatuba Eric Cartmen actually achieved, and did shit that's inhuman. Unlike Steven... so fuck you.
Steven isn't Eric, Eric is a new form of being... a redditor, discord, and twitch moderator
Steven Seagal is the only man in the world that can hallucinate without drugs...
Who said he was ever clean of drugs? 🤣
Frank Dux is the king of it, actually.
LOL
I think he is high asf when he writes his stories.
Don't forget Frank dux. Lol just another delusional master
"They call me Crash because I never have." Still lives rent free in my head to this day 😂
I think that ‘fights while sitting down’ thing was supposed to be like those kung-fu fights where the protagonist fights while at some kind of crazy disadvantage; the problem is that one: Segal doesn’t have the build nor skills to make such a scene work, and two: he’s clearly not being restrained or in any way forced to fight like that.
I think it's supposed to show how "cool" and good at fighting he is. Some dude's coming in to kill him and he doesn't even feel the need to stand up. Kinda like a poor man's version of Neo's first fight in the second Matrix, where he fights against agents while barely paying attention.
You are 100% correct about Seagal though: he doesn't have the presence to pull this off convincingly.
Rumor from film workers is Steve is just lazy and prefers siting as much as possible.
His lack of self awareness kills me. He doesn't realize everyone is laughing at him
Ego is a he'll of a drug, and you can feed it when you're the one making the movie! Ever notice how all of his movies have someone else telling him how awesome he is?
He avoids any info or situation that would make it clear to him that everyone knows he is full of bs.
Like the R allegations, he lies for a whole interview but if someone asks about something real like that he just splits, while you'd think that it would be simpler to just lie about it(like he does 24/7) but the whole thing reminds him too much that people know he is full of bs
Not everyone..only his haters🤮you including🤡
Seagsl and Trump are almost identical that way
@@Nklecz1980 tRuMp MuR nUr NuR
I love how the mug doesn't break when it falls to the floor. It's like it refused to take the movie seriously.
Legend has it that it took 43 takes for the drink itself to finally spill.
😂☠️💀💀💀
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They botched the mug shot so much they stopped using ceramic
naah seagall uses 1 take at most
Seagal may have had a little too much of Walter White's glass sugar when he decided to write that Crash line.
The wifes funeral part made my brain stop braining 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seagal: I trained with the founder of archeology for 10 years.
Nah he trained mother earth how fossilise dead animals then..
This comment will never get the true recognition it deserves.
Also Seagal:then I made it a lot more cinematic
: I taught him how to use those little brushes…I invented em
I been flying planes for like 80 years
I like that they were so cheap that they couldn’t afford to break the coffee mug.😂
Lmaooooo ikr?
Or it was supposed to break but Seagal is so half-assed he said ***k it, next scene!
@@maxpower2631 They run out of coffee
@@fernandogimenez7520 Propadlly Steven drank all of it.
They cant even afford to film on a suburb park and just use green screen instead
Seagal movie casting calls are just whoever drives thru Burger King that day.
Mondays, am i right?
This had me cracking up xD
That scene of the mug falling and NOT breaking was actual comedic genius
I was looking for this exact comment. 😅
That mug tough as shit. Figured seagal would take out 50 dudes with it
Is that part of the movie?
when your movie's budget so low that you can't even afford to break a mug for it
Plot twist: Most of the budget of the movie went to that rock-solid mug
"They call me Crash, because I never have."
Apparently Stegal's writers think the vast majority of pilots have been in at least one plane crash, maybe more.
Everyone just calls me John, because i crash my planes on the regular
Segal; “Hi Crash, my name is Coitus.” 👍🏻👌🏻
Bold you to assume there's ever a writer in all of his movies
Which technically should make all pilots dead and piloting a non existent proffession.
I’m surprised he’s allowed to keep his license with such a poor crashing record.
(partial) fun fact:
in the military, A nickname is typically given to you when you've been observed to do or be involved in something so majorly stupid or misfortunate, it stuck with the rest of your peers having observed it, and so your nickname will be directly related to that stupid or misfortunate event...
So, from this naming custom, we can deduce that the guy named 'Crash' is lying out of his ass, undeniably having crashed something or being involved in one.
That sounds about right. Definitely makes more sense.
The narration and voice of the narrator is 💯% on point!
you're singlehandedly keeping Seagal relevant in a way he can't himself.
segal is the better nicholas cage
@@philliam111 Nowhere close, wash that mouth.
@@philliam111 no way.. bad lieutenant 2 was 🔥
@@philliam111 Nicholas cage is not that good at acting but it's still not as dry as Stevens. Stevens acting has the least amount of personality at %0
@@BaawBee I'd say that at least Cage looks and feels like he's having a good time. Like, even at his worst, most camp moments, Cage still feels like he's in on the joke and having fun with it. Seagal just feels...sad. Like a washed-up action movie star that never got over their ego and just insists that they can keep making the same films over and over, believing people will enjoy them without taking time to dissect how bad they actually are.
That line about inviting the female cop as a date to his wife's funeral was hilarious 😂
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😂😂
Oh wtf lol
I CANT STOP LAUGH MAAAN THIS IS BEST YET. IN ANY OF HIS MOVIE THIS IS NUMBER 1
It’s not even a clever line. It’s just what happened. Does Seagal actually think that’s how humans behave or did he just forget about what was going on in the film’s story through lack of caring?
This video is the longest Steven Seagal movie I've ever gotten through.
Your editing and commentary has ironically made this movie worth watching...for eleven and a half minutes.
This guy's humor is on another level.
Subscribed.
"They call me Crash, because I never have." Probably the best, and worst, line in the movie, 😆!
I'd say most living pilots can say that lol
Wait a minute, the godamn hong kong cop is in the backseat of the airplane! 5:06
That's actually hard bro.
Ngl
I like it
They call me Die, because I never have.
@@rud5101 kinda like seagal being called slim... because he never is. .
“I’ve seen him fight aliens”… shows him fighting a woman.
“I’ve seen him fight vampires”… shows him fighting a child.
Well played Mr. Seagal, well played.
Someone threat me once said his hand had slapped so many women and children. That was scary.
@@patrickh619 LOL
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@@patrickh619
Who is he?
An elementary headmaster?
🤣😆💀 hes above the law
If this movie was intended to be a comedy, rather than hoping it would have been taken seriously, it actually would have been pretty successful.
7:25
dude going full weeb mode about the curse of darkness and whatnot.
Seagull ignoring all that like a gigachad, 'now i have you' 😅😅😂
Does the classy move and brings his new gf to his wife's funeral had me dying. 🤣
I’ve actually have done this
Then again I could might be an illusion
And wore the same jeans and sneakers from his international killing spree. My god, man…..at least he had a suit on in Hard to Kill.
@@deadhorse1391 You must be a pos like segal
@@MistaCUNextTuesday yeah OK 😃
"They call me Crash because I never have." has to be nominated as one of the greatest movie quotes of all time.
Crash looks and talks a little like Biden 😂😂
It's so amazing because that logic can apply to literally anything. "They call me successful because I never have." Not even to mention it's completely grammatically incorrect. Classic Seagal writing quality
he will crash every motherfucker birthday
It’s so bad but that’s what makes it so good lmao
@@liamphillips4370 Yeah, it would apply to probably a vast majority of people who decide to fly a plane. I feel like this is a missed clue in the movie on how Seagal was able to pick up on the fact that he had something to do with his wife's death or whatever. As a Yale professor, he probably immediately knew something was up with a name as dumb as that. It's like meeting a drug dealer named OD cause he never did and you'd immediately get your suspicion radar going if something happened like your house burnt down suddenly. And even dumber the guy lets you in on lessons as a pilot knowing that he had a major role in his wife's death. Seagal probably thought, as a Yale professor, nobody can be that dumb.
The narrator's voice makes these videos 100000x funnier lmao
This review is hilarious. I must have watched this at least 15 times the past year. Always cheers me up.
It took me 30 mins to watch this. I had to keep pausing cuz I was laughing so much..freaking hi-larious!!!😂😂😂
he actually had a fight scene where he was sitting down LOL
That's beyond lazy lol!
This is not the first time and it won't be the last.
"Steven. Steven! We're doing the fight scene now. Can you get up?"
"No."
".. okay we're working around this again."
At least he hasn’t shot a fight scene entirely on his back yet, right?
@@yunehversomi1458 has he?
The “insane maneuver of slightly turning left” had me shook.
😂
Maybe the bad guys never learned the ancient martial arts technique of 'slightly turning left'.
they did the same maneuver in starwars
Well...he can run in Nascar with that skill
Sounds like Star Trek's "evasive maneuvers".
Absolutely great video, thank you! This video was not only on-point, but it also kept me laughing all the way through it.
The ONLY argument I can make (and not in favor of Seagal or anything lol) is that: a laundromat actually IS a great business for laundering money due to the fact that the machines are coin-op - making it a 100% cash-based business, making it easy to fudge the numbers....
...or so I've heard 😶
Laundering money at a laundromat..had me rolling😂
Seagal being a yale professor is like Seagal being an actual martial artist.
Apparently, he's a legit black belt in hapkido (I think that's the one). But hapkido is pretty useless, unless you're specifically trying to disarm a sword-wielding opponent with your bare hands. It's a bad fighting style because it's not a fighting style. It's an anti-fighting style. Or so I've heard.
Probably paid somebody off to give him his black belt title. 😂
@@noncomplier5385 If you look at his old training videos, he does look pretty legit. It's just that Hapkido...doesn't look very cool, even when it's legit. And it's so specialized that it doesn't give you any actual combat skills outside of disarming a katana wielder. Most other martial arts, even when they focus more on the art part, still have an element of teaching you how to fight. Hapkido is gonna look pretty silly no matter how legit you are.
@@ShadeSlayer1911 I would even doubt that Hapkido can disarm a katana wielder. Yes its the claim of Hapkido to be able to do that. And in demonstrations which are absolutely not a real-life katana-attack-scenario : yes , the student gives his wood-Katana to the master by the flow of Hapkido-movements. It still lacks the real-life-prove. I go even further than that. I highly doubt that a Hapkido-Master (regardless how much Dan etc he have) can disarm me, when i (as someone with no experiece in any martial arts at all) attack with a sharp Katana.
Hapkido seems for me like a fight-choreography in movies , like Star Wars etc ... they also train first the "light-saber-movements" slowly ..."what the opponent will do at this and that move..what looks fency and what not" ... and then in the training the choreography gets more and more speed up... until it reaches the speed for a camera-take, and then they film it.
Same with Hapkido. A specific order of well known attack moves from the Katana-attacker is choreographed...and the student is doing his defending/disarming faster and faster... until it looks like the most highest master-move (and then he gets his black belts, and Dans).
My claim is testable. Put a red marker on the top of a wooden Katana. And wetpaint the wood-Katana in red paint, and give it to the most inexperienced guy from the street who doesnt which move order he should do with that Katana-attack... then we let him attack a Hapkido-Master dressed in pure white clothes. After the "disarming" (if its even possible) we count all red marks on the white clothes of that Hapkido-Master. If he has even one red mark on his body, we can safely say: Hapkido is BS and i was right. If he doesnt have one single red mark on his clothes, all i wrote here is BS . Easy as that.
@@PygmalionFaciebat all good points.
“After asking him a question, Seagal does the most Seagal thing possible and chokes him out so he can’t answer.” 😂
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They call me "CRASH" because I never have! Excellent logic!
I cannot express how tired my brain is by just watching this breakdown. The binocular scene and the kingpin death had me laughing hard af.
What's hilarious is that these videos almost definitely have more views than the actual movies.
Not gonna lie his jokes are great and better than the movie
The American State/Uncle Sam should start recruiting Ivy League Professors in the Armed Forces instead of the general populace so that they can start winning wars 😂🤣😁👍.
Ibrahim Syal
@@ibrahimsyal thanks?
I think his movies are money laundering
His joke in this and uwe boll videos are hillarious
He’s just living out all his child good fantasies
lol exactly!
yeah, there is only 2reason why he makes these movies: money and ego 🤔😆
More like his teenage murder fantasies!🤣
*childhood
@@ankurnaskar2469 tell that to the other 600 people
This videos are so funny . Thanks 😂😂😂
A recurring theme in Seagal's movies is that he's always the hero, but he's always more brutal than the actual villains
Also nobody gonna talk about how he killed the first monk with only bamboo sticks?
So true
In every movie, he Kills at least 5 random supposedly innocent people for basically some stupid shit that one can easily walk away from in real life
Just found this channel and I love it 😂
😂😂😂😂😂 First time watching a video from this channel, made me laugh so hard! Thank you
You know you've reached the highest level of martial arts when you don't need to stand anymore while fighting an opponent
There are some styles like that but Segal is not a master of them
It's called the Lay Zee Do
@@stevanusg1343 no. It's the Seat Kune Do
@@E1N9A8N0DA ROFL
@@stevanusg1343 🤣🤣🤣
Being able to sit through all of Segals movies to find the worst one takes true courage, you are my hero
It's masochism; I'm worried for him
They're not all bad. Executive Decision was pretty good, but that's only because he died near the beginning.
@@Pirelli913 Under Siege was good too. I remember a girl I had a crush on had a crush on him.
@@IrishCarney don't lie, you had the crush on him
@@smithereenss5840 lol no, but whenever he pops up in my recommendations etc he reminds me of her and she was a scorcher
Im watching this on my birthday 🎉 i love this channel, thank you.
Legend has it Seagal actually graduated from Yale with an Archeology degree just to play this role.
And the countless years of teaching to become a professor, the dedication is impeccable
I wouldn't put it past him. I heard he had a show where he was sworn in as a real sheriff.
Seagal was ahead of his class when he studies method acting
"Legend" is actually Seagal telling everyone and their mom that he actually had a Master's in Archeology for like 50 years and was the real inspiration for Indiana Jones
@@walmorcarvalho2512 “Legend has that Steven Seagal” memes are like a warped reflection of Chuck Norris memes
You forgot to mention that Seagal was born at a very young age, which makes all his accomplishments even greater.
@@bollockjohnson6156 It's a meme..
@@bollockjohnson6156 jesus forgot to install ur brain....STILL better than YALE PROFESSOR.
@@bollockjohnson6156 well someone didn't get the joke obviously 🤣
@@bollockjohnson6156 whoosh straight over your head ...what a moron 😂😂😂😂
@@bollockjohnson6156 Stop it Seagal we know its you lol
I’m in TEARS WATCHING THIS! your narration needs to be protected at all cost!
Him as a Yale professor is like Denise Richards as a nuclear physicist!
Steven Seagal impaling a child caught me off guard and really made me chuckle.
I was like o shit on those vampires
And he was serious too 😂
Like Putin, thats why he is his lover
Seagel was blessed to go on a murder rampage. lol
it was a vampire first then kid
As a Bulgarian I can assure you that this film is a documentary. Seagal is fighting flying ninjas here every night.
😂😂
I find it very accommodating that you let the Chinese and Americans hammer out their differences in your country without interference.
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The American State/Uncle Sam should start recruiting Ivy League Professors in the Armed Forces instead of the general populace so that they can start winning wars 😂🤣😁👍.
Ibrahim Syal
@@ibrahimsyal shhhhh! Are you trying to get yourself killed?
Your videos are insanely hilarious. I swear you add more value to his films.
I'm struggling to believe there wasn't a better option than green screening two actors looking at the sky...
What would you expect them to do? Go outside????
Maybe it was overcast that day and the budget was tight so they couldn't wait for a sunny day?
and the choice of the video that was overlaid on the green screen. so realistic...
I’m struggling to understand why they would transport drugs in material that’s more expensive than the drugs are.
@@IvnValmont its Seagal movie, he literally took money laundering as actual put them in washing machine
I almost pissed my pants at Seagal bringing his new date to his wife's funeral.
I can’t stop laughing
What's even more strange is that his dead wife's family had no problem with him bringing another woman to the funeral.
@@inlikeflynn7238 because he is a Yale's professor. They have a pass.
That's not good you should probably see a urologist...
@@gurnblanstein9816 and you should never try to be funny again.
"They call me Crash because I never have". Must be a common nickname among pilots.
1:00 i never saw this before but it's officially the best movie clip to play out of context. Just seagal fucking impaling a child
I haven’t laughed out loud for a solid ten minutes in a long time.
“He then ties him up… and sends him to safety”😂
Swamp trash ..dont ever question Grand Master Segal..he knows All !!
"And he got lost" 😂😂
Same, almost make me want to watch the movie for the laugh
I'm dying laughing 😂 😂 😂 😂
Me too. I was laughing so hard wtf! My neighboors child woke up by the laughs 😆. Subscribed. This was funny AF.
Haven't laughed so much in a long time, thanks man. Seagal has truly mastered the art of bullshido.
I needed this also
bullshido :D :D
bullshitdo
*Bullshito
In this movie, Seagal swears he will get vengeance, but to do so, he must follow a series of clues which are - get this - conveniently tattooed on the arms of every bad guy Seagal kills. Bravo.
The beauty of any Steven Seagal movie is the fact that it doesn't matter if you watch it from the beginning to the end or start watching from halfway it will still make equal sense to the viewer . You could randomly start watching from any point in the movie and youd still get as much as someone who watches it from the beginning .
lmao
Because there is no sense at all anywhere in those movies....
@@j.calvert3361 Yes , your comment basically sums it all up
I think that you get better content if you don't watch it at all.
You could take random clips of random Seagal movies, just hit them together and call it a movie.
😂 “when there’s an explosion and he’s attacked by two monks….why either of these things happened is never explained” had me rolling.
😂 he just had to do that for a different movie he was filming two movies that’s why he took care of the monks
It always looks like they let him act in whatever outfit he showed up wearing that day 😂
This is some of the best Seagal s***-talking I have ever seen! Top marks, my friend! 😂😂😂
This guy sat through the entire movie for us. Sacrifices😢
That's rough.
Just like Seagal does
@@Violant3 space ice probably stood up throughout his review of the movie more than Seagal stood up the entire time filing the movie 😂
Seagal movies are definitely movies that you want to get the Cliff notes for ( instead of watching it).....
Seagal should get unto comedy; even though he makes us laugh unintenionally, maybe he just might suceed at comedy
there is a Steven Seagal movie where his daughter gets kidnapped and he goes to bed first instead of going after her immediately 😂😂😂
is it the one where he say "that's syphilis"?
@@motionless360either that or Belly of The Beast
Bro this video was great! Omg I haven't laughed like that in awhile! Definitely following
Steven seagal has My Hero by Foo Fighters playing in his head 24/7 while thinking about himself
Steven Seagal isn't fighting sitting down. The world stood up for him.
Indeed we are all above him, even if he's a millionaire I don't care lol
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If Seagal stood, we'd have to kneel. He's merely doing us a service.
In his next movie there is a fight scene where he has a fight with 3 guys while taking a BIGGGG DUMP !!!!
Actually bringing your new girlfriend to your wife's funeral, was probably the most realistic part in this whole movie😆
As one box closes, another one opens.
@@ant270 box
It made me think of the Lethal Weapon 5 movie on Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Yet somehow, in some way, that skit was more believable than this movie
Its not cheating if she cant objects your new affair
its like slapping your wife in her funeral
Steve been taking 14 mill budgets and pocketing 13 of it from time 😂
The coffee cup not shattering was hilarious
"They call me Crash, because I never have."
Is somehow the coolest and stupidest line ever written.
It’s what your brain does when it tries to process the logic in that saying.
They try to make it sounds like the guy is unique but I think like 99% of all pilots haven't crashed 😅.
That's GOTTA be written by Seagull himself,, I mean what's next, "They call me Dropout because I finished school?"
Logically, once he crashes he's immediately dubbed Ace.
I’m surprised Seagal wasn’t holding a hamburger in one hand while fighting sitting down.😂
To be fair, a complete fight while sitting down is a neat idea. Sadly it's in this movie.
@HappyBeezerStudios - by Lord_Mogul ... with the knockout blow delivered by a pizza slice to the gullet.
Now don't be silly...
He is more of a wrap guy
@@jariz26 True, he is watching his figure.😂
dont give him any ideas now
Lmfao 😂 they call me crash cause I never have. Well, call me a millionaire don't have money don't care 😅
Seagal: "You cost me the life of my wife."
Cop: "hey, ur a poet an didn't know it."
Seagal: ................
Cop: " Sorry, please continue."