Steven Segal's Flight of Fury is so bad that he proves Santa exists, and then kills him in front of a preschool, all on a live stream that is automatically downloaded to every device which is connected to the Internet and then it plays on repeat until the device is unplugged.
@@bollockjohnson6156 You go to space ice's channel and just mash f5 all day? I swear you say the same thing on all his videos as soon as they come out. Guy's living rent free in your head 24/7
This movie is so bad that my father who abandoned me at 7 years old came back home to smash the TV on which I was watching it and then abandoned me again
Steven Seagal is truly inspirational! He has never let his complete lack of talent or ability as an actor, storyteller and filmmaker stand in the way of his dream of becoming an actor, storyteller and filmmaker.
Every Steven Seagal movie in a nutshell: -Steven Seagal is either former special forces or CIA -Everyone brags about how awesome Segal is -Steven Seagal’s character will be portrayed as a good guy while doing illegal things -Women that are significantly younger than him will be attracted to him -A plot that makes no sense -Steven Seagal using body doubles for anything -Steven Segal will also mumble his way through scenes -Steven Seagal is portrayed as an invincible badass that takes no damage during his fights Anything else I forget?
A benevolent gift for Space Ice to endlessly entertain us in an otherwise boring to death universe. As we all know, good movies are for kids. Mocking bad movies is far more interesting. At least for me.😅
He's too lazy to film a significant part of the movie so there's always one or more characters who basically carry the plot for him (e.g. nose picky here doing most of the climax).
introducing: the awesome Rambo like dude who does all the movie for seagul but sadly kamikase himself at the end, so the former takes all the credits and women.
It was in fact a well known bug used by speed runners. If go under the truck and push yourself close enough to the underside, the game doesn't understand if you're under the truck or inside, so it pops you on top of it.
Ra'virr the trader just admit your really seagal and your using a pseudonym, there's no way on earth two people could be an ex seal/ranger stealth ass knife thrower fighter pilot.
"Making sense has no place in a Seagal movie." Sounds about right. Someone please give this guy the Presidential Medal of Freedom simply for torturing himself watching this movie so we don't have to.
I like how Seagal plays exactly the same character in all of these movies and there's not a single ounce of a character arc in any of them. He never gets injured, he never breaks a sweat, he never faces an obstacle that he doesn't immediately overcome in the simplest way possible, everyone talks about how amazing he is. Just ego validation front to back.
"But they can't risk a transforming car becoming fully sentient, so they make the right choice and blow it the f$&k up" 😂😂😂. I laughed till I cried. Thank you Space Ice. You're an all-star.
What if there were both, a seal team and a ranger team that both wanted the job, because dying in a Seagal film is still better than sitting through the whole thing, so whatever team lost snuck on the plane and joined in anyway
I called up my buddy in the SEALS and he said they do this all the time, when they hit Bin Laden, they switched from being SEALS to Army Rangers like 15 times.
Seriously, the Rangers, then SEALS, then Rangers thing I f-ing wanted to die laughing. So a Seagal movie has weaker writing and script editing than me and my friend playing army in the yard at age 8.🤣🤣🤣🤣
This movie has been an inspiration. I have now been dictator of a decently sized African country for about a decade and I would not have made it without him! Thank you, Steven Seagull
Segal has his niche market. Guys getting together in some dude's home theater all smoking and drinking up and laughing out loud throughout the film. I want to be part of that gang of guys.
i would say come around and tag along coz we do this once a month, rolling a few blunts having some drinks and watching a baaad movie, last month it was "battlefield earth" (we nearly croaked from laugthing), befor that it was "the room" (holy hell xD) and this month it will be uwe bolls masterpiece "bloodrayne"(featuring meat lofe) and im looking forward to it xD, and after seeing this i think we have to put some steven onto the menu
She didn't faint. She realized if she stayed up, she would've had to make out with Seagul. So then she decided to play dead and get out of the movie. 🤣
@@jonthrelkeld2910 Yes Jon, I got it. My response to you was a little unclear but it was meant to support your intent. Which, by the way, made me laugh. We should be grateful to "the Greater Being" for allowing this borderline sociopath with the spine of a sea slug and the brains of an amoeba to exist as he makes almost anyone else on the planet look pretty good, by comparison.
I remember watching this movie years ago and it was literally the most incoherent movie I've ever watched. They just hop from one scene to another and nothing is explained whatsoever. This was the first 'Seagal direct-to-dvd' movie I watched so I didn't yet know they are all basically like that...
@@StevieB8363 She willingly took a bit part in a Steven Seagal 'film.' How much dignity could she possibly possess. Ok, enough to NOT wanna have to kiss Steven Seagal. Ok, that's fair...
I love how ''and then he just starts murdering everyone'' applies so well to almost every Seagal movie. Seriously, he really needs to keep his blood lust in check.
let me get this straight. They picked some random dude off the street who just killed people in a convienience store and decided to give him a top secret mission, put him on a flight in a SR-71 blackbird to go fight some battle for them?
a few minutes earlier I thought it would be a perfect parody of Seagal's films if the main character was given a mission to take down an international drug cartel, but in the first 5 minutes he walks into a convenient store to buy cigarettes and after being told how much it is, he shoots the clerk, takes the cigarettes and walks away, AND none of this is mentioned later. then I saw your comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steven Seagal as Santa Claus is a casting decision i can get behind. I like to imagine that he goes to peoples homes, eat their cookies and leave a dvd of "on deadly ground"
“Anyways, Seagal’s been locked up for a while and has a real thirst for some innocent blood. So he drives into oncoming traffic hoping to get lucky and take out a family “ LOL!!!!! I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No, it's actually a proof that the laws of physics aren't actually the same in every place and in every direction, which would basically shatter the entire modern cosmology and physics.
OMG, when you said "a group of guys realize the $100 in the register split 4 ways is life changing money, so they decide to rob the place" I was laughing so hard I almost choked. 😂😂😂😂
@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay I dont know about that, it was probably stock footage. The navy likes working with Hollywood, even though its a massive pain to go through every frame of every take and scrub it for classified material. The airforce does not like movies. Watch a big budget film, the f22s are always cgi. But the f18s are real and flown by navy pilots to get the best shots possible. But sometimes stock footage is released, or stunt men copy a known parachuting tactic, or the planes eventually get purchased by other countries and they get paid to be in our movies.
His first few, where he actually looked like he was trying, were decent. Then it didn't so much go downhill as much as it just plummeted straight to hell. And DVD
I haven't laughed so hard at anything since at least 2016 - thank you SpaceIce. And I was by myself when I watched this, meaning I wasn't just laughing to fit in with friends! That's the mark of a truly special piece of comedy. So good.
When Seagal has a young, hot American girlfriend living in a village in the middle of Afghanistan isn't the most ridiculous thing about this movie, then you know you've really got a classic!
One of his movies supposedly took 28 days to make, so if that's correct you've likely got 6 or 7 and more by now, and more to come later if he keeps making movies.
@@Manglet762 that’s no surprise. Going by how shit they are the only time they would take a second cut is if when something actually cool happens accidentally the first time.
When the De Niro lookalike shows up again, Space Ice has this bombshell: "Then, holy shit, De Niro's trapped, but he ain't going out like a bitch, so he plunges to his death, like a fucking boss."
Dear Space Ice…whoever you are. The pain you’ve no doubt endured having to sit through these action-packed thrillers on our behalf is greatly appreciated. Thank you for your sacrifice.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I no longer think it's painful for Space Ice to watch horrible movies. I think he gets off on exposing the bad logic and acting in these movies. I mean, it's fun badmouthing something, and getting paid to post your opinion online is just the icing on the cake.
Only Seagal would write a script where a stealth bomber has a Romulan cloaking device. Pro tip: They’re called stealth bombers because they don’t show up on radar; not because they can turn invisible. 😅
In sensei's defense I legit thought they turned invisible when I first heard about them. I was a child though and I also quickly learned after that they were invisible to radar which was extremely disappointing
It's like he is not playing a charactor, he is playing himself. And all these movies are in the same universe and the heads of state and military branches just sit around and wait for him to pop up on some police/crime radar so they can go in and recruit him to save the day. What a guy!!!
"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." - Steven Seagal. No joke. That is a direct quote from him off his IMDB page. LMFAO!
"They get spotted by... someone, and the chase is on. But, Seagal mindfucks them, and is now the one doing the chasing. Then, they do a mindfuck of their own and are now in a completely different vehicle, chasing Seagal again." The narration in that car chase is comedy gold.
It's all so incredible. Starting from how they still let him make these films, to how he's still got it in him to keep making them. I'm genuinely in awe. This is the opposite of genius and talent, and it's just as spectacular.
Well this one is from 2007. You can recognize the recent Seagal movies from his increased body weight, coloured sunglasses and his goatee that signals his slow transformation into an Asian man.
You can say what you want with your little jokes and snide remarks about Steven, but no one can deny he was gifted from god with that gorgeous thick black hair. It’s picture perfect. In fact, it looks as if he picked it from a catalog.
“After taking the first guy out with several dick shots, he does this highly advanced shuffle move before he falls on the ground and slides across the entire store like a greased up penguin and kills two of the other robbers along with the cashier who just rubs Seagal the wrong way. “ My god I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. Good god Space Ice is the best thing on YT
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Steven Segal's Flight of Fury is so bad that he proves Santa exists, and then kills him in front of a preschool, all on a live stream that is automatically downloaded to every device which is connected to the Internet and then it plays on repeat until the device is unplugged.
Can you review In To The Sun? It's the movie when Segal believes he's Japanese. It was the first Segal movie I ever saw.
@@bollockjohnson6156 See you posting similar things on a few space ice's videos. You're an obsessed stalker 🤣
@@bollockjohnson6156 You go to space ice's channel and just mash f5 all day? I swear you say the same thing on all his videos as soon as they come out. Guy's living rent free in your head 24/7
I'm begging you for a review of china salesman 🙏🏾 🙏🏾 🤣🤣🤣
This movie is so bad that my father who abandoned me at 7 years old came back home to smash the TV on which I was watching it and then abandoned me again
You must be 8 years old by now? Time to start supporting yourself. Dads never coming back from getting cigarettes and booze. 🤷
😂
He did the right thing.
Thats called parenting you ungrateful brat. Just for that Im adopting you and then leaving.
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Steven Seagal is truly inspirational! He has never let his complete lack of talent or ability as an actor, storyteller and filmmaker stand in the way of his dream of becoming an actor, storyteller and filmmaker.
The American Dream. LOL
The best actors are not convincing in action films.
So much so that I'm beginning to think these movies are just a way to wash money or something. Nothing else makes sense.
@@rasszo8729mostly its to sleep with young desperate actresses
did you write the one from Neil Breen's movie too (from the same channel) or did you just copy paste it and replaced Breen's name with Seagal's?
“Seagal flies to Afghanistan, and due to the extra weight, has to be fueled the entire flight.” 😂😂😂😂
I spit out my coffee when I heard that. Hilarious!
The "posthumously transferred back to the navy" really put it over the top for me 🤣
HAHAHAHAHA
Hahaha. Best line.
Best comment ever for this award winning action movie...
"... a neck full of ass knife" Those words have never been used in that order in history.
History is meant to be made.
Lmao it's like the name of a spaghetti western movie you'd see being advertised in GTA or something.
Lmao
I always laugh so hard at your lines about how bloodthirsty Steven Seagal is. "He drives into oncoming traffic hoping to take out a family" lmfao
yup! xD
Seagull can't help himself. It's his dark passenger.
Bloodthirsty for innocent people 😆
But these slippery bastards keep swerving out the way😂😂
"with one solid punch to the stomach!!" lmao
Every Steven Seagal movie in a nutshell:
-Steven Seagal is either former special forces or CIA
-Everyone brags about how awesome Segal is
-Steven Seagal’s character will be portrayed as a good guy while doing illegal things
-Women that are significantly younger than him will be attracted to him
-A plot that makes no sense
-Steven Seagal using body doubles for anything
-Steven Segal will also mumble his way through scenes
-Steven Seagal is portrayed as an invincible badass that takes no damage during his fights
Anything else I forget?
Don't forget the strip clubs!
Steven Seagal's epic hand-to-hand combat and his precise no-look shootings
A benevolent gift for Space Ice to endlessly entertain us in an otherwise boring to death universe. As we all know, good movies are for kids. Mocking bad movies is far more interesting. At least for me.😅
He's too lazy to film a significant part of the movie so there's always one or more characters who basically carry the plot for him (e.g. nose picky here doing most of the climax).
introducing: the awesome Rambo like dude who does all the movie for seagul but sadly kamikase himself at the end, so the former takes all the credits and women.
"He pulls himself up with so much power that he pops straight through the top"
That really made my day.
And then Teen Wolfed the fuck out of there haha
You'd better all take notes in case
Wow. That teleportation was awesome
It was in fact a well known bug used by speed runners. If go under the truck and push yourself close enough to the underside, the game doesn't understand if you're under the truck or inside, so it pops you on top of it.
Sounds like something you would hear about Chuck Norris :D.
I like the "Army Rangers transferring to the Navy Seals in mid-air, then transfer back." Good one!!
As an ex-Seal Ranger stealth pilot knife thrower, this movie was pretty accurate.
AAAAAND THE AWARD #gold goes to RA'VIRRTHETRADER ! :-)
😆
*ass knife thrower
Ra'virr the trader just admit your really seagal and your using a pseudonym, there's no way on earth two people could be an ex seal/ranger stealth ass knife thrower fighter pilot.
@@snelgrave101 HAHAHA ... WHINING #stevenseagal #exposed #hollywood #tmz #thesun
The girlfriend living in Afghanistan for no reason and the girl on girl action came out of nowhere 😂
There was no strip club seen so he has to make do 😅
She's opening up an Afghanistan strip club, the girl came by for her interview and screening process!
That and nose picky are the only redeeming qualities of this movie 😂
Typical Afghan action !
Such a progressive country.
Still so boring I only powered through this for space ice's sake
The way Seagul holds guns while shooting is beautifully insane. He doesn't even bother
The question is is it better or worse than whatever tf he’s doing with that knife 😂
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You are Very Right at this!
Dont respect wepons because these things cause Death.
Seagal Is Best !
Love him.
Sincerly Martin KALMUS
In Mother Seagalia, we're not holding guns and bother about it. Guns are holding onto us and that's bother them.
You are right. The best phrase to describe Seagal is "he doesn't even bother".
"... and due to the extra weight has to be refueled the entire flight" Epic writing, once again
Nearly shit myself when I heard it lol
In an SR-71fatbird, amirite?
"Neck full of ass knife" is a timeless phrase.
I'm naming my band this
Tbf id be terrified if a dude pulled a knife out of his ass 😂
I need a T-Shirt with this phrase 😂
@@Luke-zh5xe I really hope it's a metal band. 🤘
@@Luke-zh5xeHow could one not want to go see Neck Full of Ass Knife?
“Slides across the entire store like a greased up penguin”. My man gives seagal 0 breaks and I love it 😂
"prentending like recoil doesn't exist" is a little but nice detail that further proves 0 breaks given !😂 and that's what's great about SI
That’s my favourite line!
Me too. Iceman kills!!!
And I still believe in Santa Claus lmao
😂😂💀💀💀
Wait …. Seagal just happens to know how to fly an SR-71 AND an F-117? Wow, we need more pilots like him.
"This guy stopped a convenience store robbery. Let's hire him to recover a stealth fighter plane."
@@playlist9980😂😂😂😂😂
Who doesn't?
Remember that he is top special forces with 50+ years experience at anything
He used someone outside the matrix to download the schematics...
That thumbnail though. “Top Gut” 🤣
Took me out!
"Making sense has no place in a Seagal movie."
Sounds about right. Someone please give this guy the Presidential Medal of Freedom simply for torturing himself watching this movie so we don't have to.
I like how Seagal plays exactly the same character in all of these movies and there's not a single ounce of a character arc in any of them. He never gets injured, he never breaks a sweat, he never faces an obstacle that he doesn't immediately overcome in the simplest way possible, everyone talks about how amazing he is. Just ego validation front to back.
Dude, he's Steven Seagal. He is... the only man Chuck Norris fears 😁😁😁.
I still think its better than john wick
@@IgnorantWeed Nah man.
And he gets to wear his trademark full-length leather overcoat, custom-made by Big Agnes, Colorado’s finest tent maker.
@@svartvarg9778 I was never as bored as when watching john wick movie
"But Seagal thrives on stupidity". I love this guy.
“But Seagal THRIVES on stupidity!”
I can’t breathe!🤣😂
Me too, and it's late at night, barely holding it in 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"A neck full of assknife" had me screaming with laughter. Why does Seagal always kill so many innocent people? Like the cashier?!?
I really, really don't understand this. Why does he insist on portraying himself as a dickhead deliberately at all times?
He's scared of first hand accounts on RUclips
Because "he grew up in a bad neighborhood"
He also gets 3 body doubles killed per week.
Neck full of ass knife!! Bro that shit is funny
"...realize the hundred dollars in the register, split four ways, is life changing money"
Dude, you come up with the funniest shit xD
For real 😂😂😂
The way he said split four ways 😂hahahaa
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"But they can't risk a transforming car becoming fully sentient, so they make the right choice and blow it the f$&k up" 😂😂😂. I laughed till I cried. Thank you Space Ice. You're an all-star.
And remember his partner? Don't worry, the military ender up sending more planes for him... and blew him the f$&k up. 😂😂😂
seagal doesn’t want a transformer-seagal crossover
Thanks! You are THE BEST!! I love your hatred of Steven Seagal. Keep up the great work 😂
"And it's never mentioned again" 😂
The ranger, seal, ranger, seal switcheroos was fecking brilliant 😂
The genius of Steven Segal and his incoherent plot threads
What if there were both, a seal team and a ranger team that both wanted the job, because dying in a Seagal film is still better than sitting through the whole thing, so whatever team lost snuck on the plane and joined in anyway
I called up my buddy in the SEALS and he said they do this all the time, when they hit Bin Laden, they switched from being SEALS to Army Rangers like 15 times.
Seriously, the Rangers, then SEALS, then Rangers thing I f-ing wanted to die laughing.
So a Seagal movie has weaker writing and script editing than me and my friend playing army in the yard at age 8.🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@partyboi8773 my brother, cousins and I had more coherent plots than this when we were playing war with sticks. 🤣
The line about the $100 in the register split four ways being life changing nearly killed me 😂😂😂
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The "sliding across the entire store like a greased up penguin" did that for me XD
It's funny but something similar happened in real life. 4 armed robbery stole some cig packs and what appeared to be about $200 😂
5:23 😂 ‘due to the extra weight the plane had to be refueled the entire flight’. That is perfect writing
This movie has been an inspiration. I have now been dictator of a decently sized African country for about a decade and I would not have made it without him! Thank you, Steven Seagull
"And it's never mentioned again" 😂 I always love that part
"Segal shows off his expert driving by throwing it into fourth gear from a dead stop" got me real bad.. LMAO!🤣🤣🤣
I had to pause the video at that point. This really took me out. Laughing so hard I'm crying lmao
@@davidbass6460 wow weird to know I'm not the only one that had to stop the vid to finish laughing at that lol
Went from US army rangers to Navy Seals within seconds. They'll be in the Space Force by the time they land on the ground.
That scene of the HALO drop was ripped off from the 1990 film Navy Seals. Seagull better be careful or Charlie Sheen may come after him!
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By the time they land on the moon :p
Who do think supplies Charlie with the Tiger Blood?
Segal has his niche market. Guys getting together in some dude's home theater all smoking and drinking up and laughing out loud throughout the film. I want to be part of that gang of guys.
i would say come around and tag along coz we do this once a month, rolling a few blunts having some drinks and watching a baaad movie, last month it was "battlefield earth" (we nearly croaked from laugthing), befor that it was "the room" (holy hell xD) and this month it will be uwe bolls masterpiece "bloodrayne"(featuring meat lofe) and im looking forward to it xD, and after seeing this i think we have to put some steven onto the menu
Can we all just appreciate how that woman at the beginning didn't even *try* to look like she fainted?
She didn't faint. She realized if she stayed up, she would've had to make out with Seagul. So then she decided to play dead and get out of the movie. 🤣
@@GabrielAngelfire That ploy works until Seagal discovers necrophilia
That was the dest part and best acting in the movie 😂
Oscar worthy material 😂😂
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Seagal is an unrecognized comic genius who is truly a master of self-parody.
Sadly, I don't think that is his intention. Do you think he just might be a delusional, fat-arsed goon?
@@-MacCat- I was being sardonic. Seagal is a borderline sociopath with the spine of a sea slug and the brains of an amoeba
@@jonthrelkeld2910 Yes Jon, I got it. My response to you was a little unclear but it was meant to support your intent. Which, by the way, made me laugh. We should be grateful to "the Greater Being" for allowing this borderline sociopath with the spine of a sea slug and the brains of an amoeba to exist as he makes almost anyone else on the planet look pretty good, by comparison.
He's not self-aware though. But he's so awesome the police let him go despite all the killings.
@@-MacCat- He might be the reason extra-terrestial civilizations have ignored us?
I can’t express how funny I find these videos. Thanks Space Ice, it helps.
I remember watching this movie years ago and it was literally the most incoherent movie I've ever watched. They just hop from one scene to another and nothing is explained whatsoever. This was the first 'Seagal direct-to-dvd' movie I watched so I didn't yet know they are all basically like that...
The way the nurse just laid down on the floor tho 🤣🤣🤣
It was that or have a make-out session with Seagal. She chose to preserve her dignity.
I know right?!!! 🤣🤣🤣
She deserved an Oscar for that attempt at bad acting.
Seems like a natural reaction to me
@@StevieB8363 She willingly took a bit part in a Steven Seagal 'film.'
How much dignity could she possibly possess.
Ok, enough to NOT wanna have to kiss Steven Seagal.
Ok, that's fair...
I love how ''and then he just starts murdering everyone'' applies so well to almost every Seagal movie. Seriously, he really needs to keep his blood lust in check.
"And due to the extra weight has to be refueled the entire flight" :D Best line ever :D
Truly is the best line yet
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greased penguin comes in second :)
"Seagal truly gets Afghanistan" 😂
He really really does
let me get this straight. They picked some random dude off the street who just killed people in a convienience store and decided to give him a top secret mission, put him on a flight in a SR-71 blackbird to go fight some battle for them?
Pay attention.
Sensei Seagal is not a " random dude"
a few minutes earlier I thought it would be a perfect parody of Seagal's films if the main character was given a mission to take down an international drug cartel, but in the first 5 minutes he walks into a convenient store to buy cigarettes and after being told how much it is, he shoots the clerk, takes the cigarettes and walks away, AND none of this is mentioned later. then I saw your comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
To everyone else, this plotline was completely stupid. To Seagal, this was a masterpiece.
Yeh
Steven Seagal as Santa Claus is a casting decision i can get behind. I like to imagine that he goes to peoples homes, eat their cookies and leave a dvd of "on deadly ground"
"Man, what did I do to piss Santa off enough to deserve this?"
Like, instead of coal?
yes, but first he masacre all the family, to clench his blood thirst , then leaves the DVD.
I would watch the fuck out of a movie with SS as Santa 🎅🎅
"I love the fuck out of these cookies. Ho ho ho."
Is there any lazier yet pervasive trope than the "people decide to happen to rob the store that the hero is in so he can discover his skills?"
Whosever job it is to paint Seagals hairline on each day deserves a medal
Paint? I thought it was a scrap of beach towel dyed black.
"A neck full of ass knife" is not a sentence I would have ever imagined I would hear 🤣
A sentence never thought of but everyone needs to hear 😆😆😆
Yeahhhh but he literally took out the knife from his ass.....
So, SpaceIce gotta say what they gotta say....
When Segal put it back he had a a$s full of neck knife 🗡 🤣
Hmm, the ass knife might explain the waddle.
@@OvalRock ..or why he runs like a girl.
“Anyways, Seagal’s been locked up for a while and has a real thirst for some innocent blood. So he drives into oncoming traffic hoping to get lucky and take out a family “
LOL!!!!! I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wasting the cashier, and then walking off Scott free, was GOLD.
Steven Seagal is the real world equivalent of "Somehow Palpatine has come back"
No pretext no development no forshadow. Just, oh how convenient
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Except in the real world he's called Steven's Pal Putin!
Without skills or style. ☮️
Segal puts more scenes in his films where people explain how awesome and badass he is, than JCVD enjoys a dance at a Thai bar.
R. Lee Ermey did my favorite one in On Deadly Ground. ruclips.net/video/Iq4dhgD07qo/видео.html
@@Flint-Dibble-the-Don hearing an actual badass like R. Lee Ermey be forced to describe Seagal in such a way hurts the very core of my soul. R.I.P.
"greased up pinguin" you made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes. Thank you. You are doing gods work.
The greased up penguin line was absolutely awesome and 100% sold the film for me I need to see that bit.
Add to that a greased up penguin would have lot more credibility.
Seagal's commitment to method acting to make every character unique is unmatched.
This is the Best channel on Earth!😂
Agreed.
Concur
Merica!
@@marcwilliams1942 Bro your name is so close to mine; you had to spell it with a c???
By any chance is your middle name Anthony? Lol
@@retroroyalplays9457 Mine is lol😂
"He slide across the floor like a greased up penguin ." is comedic gold!
The fact that Space Ice calls every one of these movies "the worst ever" and yet is 100% correct definitively proves the existence of a multiverse.
No, it's actually a proof that the laws of physics aren't actually the same in every place and in every direction, which would basically shatter the entire modern cosmology and physics.
Einstein referred to this as "Segal Theory."
The Ranger-Seal-Ranger-Seal sequence is solid gold.
Seagal deployed flares by activating infrared cameras on his plane. Truly one of the pilots of all time
I had to scroll way too far down to see this. Shit had me in stitches
Haha
"They call me Crash cause I never had one."
this comment is gold
"But whatever" & "The movie never explains" are two basic characteristics of every classic Seagal movie .
“Nothing ever comes of it, and it’s never mentioned again!”
For me it's the strip scene. But this movie proves me wrong
I spent a year in Afghanistan. NOT ONCE was I treated to hot girl on girl action. Mr Seagal, you are a legend! Space Ice, brilliant as ever!
Yeah... that part of the movie was as incredibly random as it was nonsensical.
So typical Steven Seagull.
You obviously weren't as cool, badass, smart and sexy Steven Seagal is
How many times did you transfer back and forth from Army and Navy?
You werent keeping a knife in your ass. Thats the key
Did 3 tours. NEVER! EVER! Seen any girl on girl action! If only I could be like Seagal! 😭😭😭
2:30 the way Steven seagull runs always makes me crack a smile😂
"A man that has a plot can make a great movie" - A movie producer
"A man that has lost the plot can make any movie" - Steven seagal
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"What's a plot?" - Seagal
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OMG, when you said "a group of guys realize the $100 in the register split 4 ways is life changing money, so they decide to rob the place" I was laughing so hard I almost choked. 😂😂😂😂
This is the only way to actually enjoy watching a Steven Segal movie 😄😄
I was gonna make this exact comment! hahahaha
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He's made a torturous movie hilarious
"A Neckfull of Ass-knife" The Steven Seagal Story.
I really do hope Seagull never stops making movies and Space Ice has to review them for eternity so like I can watch them.
So “like”?
so like 💀
It will just get funnier and funnier the older he gets
so like
Are there other bad actors that are comparable? Maybe Jon Voight? At least his recent stuff.
Bruh the soldiers switch from rangers to seal team was hilarious 😂😂😂😂
And they even ripped off the airdrop footage from the Navy SEALS movie.
@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay I dont know about that, it was probably stock footage. The navy likes working with Hollywood, even though its a massive pain to go through every frame of every take and scrub it for classified material. The airforce does not like movies. Watch a big budget film, the f22s are always cgi. But the f18s are real and flown by navy pilots to get the best shots possible. But sometimes stock footage is released, or stunt men copy a known parachuting tactic, or the planes eventually get purchased by other countries and they get paid to be in our movies.
@@fredsmith9714 This movie ripped off footage from another film.
imagine how much worse the film would be if there was a script
Guess the military branches were preemptively trying to push the blame to each other for when the team got merced.
At this point, youd think Segal would have accidentally made a good movie.
To be fair, Under Siege was pretty good. Please don't make me defend Seagal ever again.
It would go against everything he believes in
His first few, where he actually looked like he was trying, were decent. Then it didn't so much go downhill as much as it just plummeted straight to hell. And DVD
We’ll have to be satisfied with him accidentally making bad ones.
IMO his movie career went to shit after Under Siege 2
As a former Dark Forces Spec Ops K-19 Agent and Space Shuttle Door Gunner, I found this movie to be quite motivating and accurate.
‘The nurse can’t help but swoon at the sight of Seagal murdering a defenceless old man’ 😂
But there's no time to explain Because now he's Judo-Chopping this guard right in the body armour.
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He pulls himself up with so much power that he pops straight through the top and Teen Wolfs it to freedom.
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I’m so happy I found your channel. You save so much time hate-watching movies, or love-watching anything non-Seagal.
I use Space Ice as “laugh therapy”. Whenever I feel tired or down, I just watch one of your Seagal videos and just naturally laugh. It is amazing.
I'm right there with ya, partner. Comedy unites us all!
Get a room you two
“…neck full of ass knife” is cathartic poetry
Worst part is... Someone in this world probably saw this movie and LOVED IT 😶
That someone is Seagal
Russians
I loved this movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Yeah I someone like that lol
@@eternalproductions Chinese
I haven't laughed so hard at anything since at least 2016 - thank you SpaceIce.
And I was by myself when I watched this, meaning I wasn't just laughing to fit in with friends! That's the mark of a truly special piece of comedy. So good.
same bro it usually takes a lot 2 get me goin. stil gt tears now lmfao
Made my dead person in me laugh after a looong time !!
Whenever Space Ice reviews another Steven Seagal movie my day gets 10 times better.
It is like a Christmass, but any day of the year.
When Seagal has a young, hot American girlfriend living in a village in the middle of Afghanistan isn't the most ridiculous thing about this movie, then you know you've really got a classic!
"Along with the cashier who rubbed Seagal the wrong way" ROFL DOUBLE LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seagal needs to make like 6 or 7 movies a year. I absolutely love these tear downs 😂😂
With as much thought he puts in these movies he can make one every week
One of his movies supposedly took 28 days to make, so if that's correct you've likely got 6 or 7 and more by now, and more to come later if he keeps making movies.
@@Manglet762 that’s no surprise. Going by how shit they are the only time they would take a second cut is if when something actually cool happens accidentally the first time.
so this is the fault of people like you
@@sublimeadeso insightful
"Robert F*cking DeNiro shows up" LMAO how do his body doubles keep getting worse? 😂
When the De Niro lookalike shows up again, Space Ice has this bombshell:
"Then, holy shit, De Niro's trapped, but he ain't going out like a bitch, so he plunges to his death, like a fucking boss."
Wait, that's supposed to be his body double? LMAO
@@venichen1 ikr he's not even wearing the same clothes 😂😂😂
@@sharpfalcon6196I’m still laughing at that 😂
I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂
Why is the nurse wearing a hot mini skirt and Prada heals? Does Steven Segal understand how nurses work?
Dear Space Ice…whoever you are.
The pain you’ve no doubt endured having to sit through these action-packed thrillers on our behalf is greatly appreciated. Thank you for your sacrifice.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
At least they are all mega blockbusters!
@@rightpa Mega direct to Blockbusters...
(You can use this one Ice man).
@@rightpa *Mega blockbuster hit movie* is that one line that gives me a laugh when it comes to terrible Seagal movies.
6 stars out of 5. Just like seagal
I no longer think it's painful for Space Ice to watch horrible movies. I think he gets off on exposing the bad logic and acting in these movies. I mean, it's fun badmouthing something, and getting paid to post your opinion online is just the icing on the cake.
The way they CGI’d out the wheelchair and replaced it with legs in this film is Oscar worthy.
Only Seagal would write a script where a stealth bomber has a Romulan cloaking device.
Pro tip: They’re called stealth bombers because they don’t show up on radar; not because they can turn invisible. 😅
In sensei's defense I legit thought they turned invisible when I first heard about them. I was a child though and I also quickly learned after that they were invisible to radar which was extremely disappointing
Reminds me of that one where the mafia accountant "knew where the bodies were buried" and he literally took them to buried bodies
we all know that, except Seagul obviously.
Seriously that guy is insane haha. But it gives us great content thanks to Space Ice.
It's a fighter, not bomber.
I bet every script in Steven Seagal movies always includes people validating him.
It's like he is not playing a charactor, he is playing himself. And all these movies are in the same universe and the heads of state and military branches just sit around and wait for him to pop up on some police/crime radar so they can go in and recruit him to save the day. What a guy!!!
"Hello? Mr Seagal? Yes, we'd like to buy one terrorism pls"
"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." - Steven Seagal.
No joke. That is a direct quote from him off his IMDB page. LMFAO!
Aikido master or not, bro is literally a redditor
Gift that keeps on giving
Fikey I didn’t believe you, because I thought that it was too ridiculous to be true, and looked it up myself. It’s actually true 😂😂😂😂 that’s hilarious
that’s fucking incredible
Used to be a great actor, but now he's not. His writing in his DTV tenure, is complete garbage.
To me,Steven Seagal is comic relief for the martial arts community
Facts!!!!🤣🤣🤣😂🔥
My instructor uses him as a punchline when people make a mistake 💀
“And it’s never mentioned again”... I don’t know why but that line always kills me😂😂😂
Something as simple like that . 😄 or "But, whatever..." - Space Ice
@@maurobertolone5198 it's also the way he says it xD
That's normal in Seagal's movies, the scripts have more plot holes than a swiss cheese.
I always laugh when Space Ice says 'for the reasons that are never explained'
“Anyways…”
I honestly can't pick a favorite line here 🤣 they're all so good. Great job my man!
(6:44) “Robert fkn DeNiro shows up to give him an assist…” that’s fkn golden man!
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The ass-knife strike was the most awesome combat move in cinematic history 😮
"They get spotted by... someone, and the chase is on. But, Seagal mindfucks them, and is now the one doing the chasing. Then, they do a mindfuck of their own and are now in a completely different vehicle, chasing Seagal again."
The narration in that car chase is comedy gold.
Did you notice the traitor pilot did the CLASSIC Saegal no-look firing technique when shooting the terrorist coming into the tent!
It's all so incredible. Starting from how they still let him make these films, to how he's still got it in him to keep making them. I'm genuinely in awe. This is the opposite of genius and talent, and it's just as spectacular.
Well this one is from 2007. You can recognize the recent Seagal movies from his increased body weight, coloured sunglasses and his goatee that signals his slow transformation into an Asian man.
Nothing incredible about the Russian mafias money laundering operations.
Incredible, as in not credible
It's a money laundering scheme 😂
Well, he own the studio.
Space Ice Saturday is my favorite day of the week
Deffo is.
LOL what will we do after all Segal’s movies are narrated
I know! I make breakfast for the family while watching lol 🤣
@Andy watch his Reality TV series 'Law Man'
@@The808andrew808 Hopefully Seagal will continue making new cheap shitty movies for Space Ice to ridicule.
Only a man with true courage and sheer determination like Steven Seagal can make such kind of movies
Or watch them.
You'd think after his experience with an F-117 in Executive Decision, Segal would stay far, far away from one
You can say what you want with your little jokes and snide remarks about Steven, but no one can deny he was gifted from god with that gorgeous thick black hair. It’s picture perfect. In fact, it looks as if he picked it from a catalog.
A Sherwin Williams catalog maybe.
@@ChimpFromSpace Do they sell carpets?
Totally natural. His receding hairline that mysteriously disappeared aside. He probably fought it off to grow his hair back. While sitting down.
“After taking the first guy out with several dick shots, he does this highly advanced shuffle move before he falls on the ground and slides across the entire store like a greased up penguin and kills two of the other robbers along with the cashier who just rubs Seagal the wrong way. “
My god I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe.
Good god Space Ice is the best thing on YT
I have watched multiple reviews of this film and I have to say this one is my favorite! “ a neck full of ass knife!” 😂💀
Isn't assknife one word? Lol
@Erik Hermansen It was... until it got a neck full of assknife