Steven Seagal's Black Dawn Is So Bad It Watches Other Seagal Movies - Worst Movie Ever
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- Опубликовано: 19 янв 2023
- The Steven Seagal movie Black Dawn is the source of all evil and terrible things in general. If mankind ever had a chance of salvation, it definitely doesn't anymore. If our alien overlords are reading this, I hold no anger or grudge towards you. You did what you had to do.
#badmovies #worstmovies #stevenseagal 
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Your older seagal videos are private.
fuck! I've never done Patreon, but for you I might
Man . How many of these money laundering movies did he make ?
This is one of your best ! Keep it coming. You have one helluva sense of humor.
This guy should review Kung Fury, Velocipastor and RRR
The only channel that makes you say, "YES! A STEVEN SEAGALL MOVIE!"
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I came to this channel to hear him say Seagal's name--I just love the way he says it--so this checks out.
Haha so true!!!
Exactly.
😂😂😂✅
"for reasons never fully explained" and "it's never mentioned again" are two classic traits of a Seagal movie.
Also:
Strip club scene
Young girl throws herself at him
Characters sit around talking about how badass he is
Stunt double for shots of his character walking and sitting
Shooting without looking
Unintentionally hilarious dialogue - "It's like a monkey trying to fuck a football" etc.
Slap fighting
Knife fighting
Car explodes for no reason
Yep… it’s a drinking game now.
Don’t forget “BODY DOUBLE”
Alcohol poisoning isn't a game, they'd need to have their stomach pumped @@1pierrr
@@Illustraful
I would watch a Steven Seagal movie in theaters if this guy narrated the entire movie. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
Morgan Freeman is an amateur.
I'm usually in tears from laughter
Right
I had to pause halfway through because I was laughing too hard and it hurt
The problem is, he doesnt make movies for the theaters anymore. Its all straight to dvd crap lol
“She goes Steven She-gal on them.”
That blind-sided the shit out of me. I’m dead. 😂🤣
She learned from Seagal by loading her gun with bad-guy seeking bullets 😂
"Segal's complete disregard for human life has led to 8 vehicular homicides. But Segal knows...he can get to 10." This line and the delivery transcends the writing of mere mortals. It is absolute comedic gold.
Steven Seagal: No regard for human life three years before LeBron
I lost it at that part as well
Yeah, I laughed, but I seriously almost passed out with the 5 second delay it took the bullet to get there from Alpha Centauri when the woman was shooting from outer space (the black screen.) He has at least one of those comments every video and is why I will always look forward to them. :)
I almost spat out my coffee in that part 🤣
@@davemiller401 That was the best. It was all the best, but that especially was the best.
We should thank this man for his service. Not only does he put himself through pain watching these movies, he also brings us beautiful content.
Cheers
He's like a man who eats a couple pin cushions, then later shits you out a pair of bloody, yet beautiful, ruby red diamond earrings, its magic.
damn straight,i love his stuff! puts a smile on my face everytime
Not all heroes wear capes
I like to imagine that's just how he talks
"unable to use the brakes and unwilling to let off the gas" had me dying
The quote that comes up after it is even funnier:
"He crashes *HEAD FIRST* into this NAPALM TRUCK... But don't worry, Seagal's fine, that was just his body double. He goes through like three a week! And that's what she realised, it wasn't just the body double going down in flames, but also her career. But, whatever."
Do you even know how much energy that would take for Steven to lift his foot off the pedal?
It's also impossible to lose you brakes on an truck with air brakes.
And that stunt double took one hell of a fall!!!
What a commentary on his career! 😅
Listening to Space Ice narrate the Steven Seagal Saga gets progressively funnier as he sounds even angrier with every movie he recaps.
Thank you, Space Ice. I hope Sensei Seagal never stops making bullshit films so you can keep making hilarious videos on them.
Its true that hes getting harsher and harsher each video. If you watch his year old videos, they're nicer. Who knows how far he'll go.
@@user-og4fm6rj5y you can feel his anger in his Urban Justice review, which is (imo) the best one he's ever done thus far
@@user-og4fm6rj5y He sounded calmer in his Kill Switch review, to name an example.
"....gets progressively funnier as he sounds even angrier with every movie..." I totally noticed that before I went to work today!!
No, his voice has become more Hollywood but his style is crazy all the time.
Space ice puts more effort in his videos than seagal does in his movies
I put more effort ordering my groceries online than seagal does in his movies
A bot puts more effort into comments than Seagal does in his movies.
My Alzheimer Grandfather put more efforts remembering his families than Seagal does in his movies.
Real talk
Lol Damn
Fun Fact: The "Get that bag ready" scene in the beginning was actually Steven referencing a bag of doritos off set. With Seagal unwilling to reshoot, they did what they could.
You could actually be making this up and it would still be more believable than any of Seagal’s movies.
@@marsayde1237 a flying unicorn would still be more believable than seagull movies.
There's no 'fun-fact' in a Segal movie. You crack a joke on set and you get the 'personal treatment' from Segal, without any medical assistance.
@@tomasviane3844 Does he try to eat you?
@@Mitch_Conner75926 Nah he just spoons you.
"The very advanced technique of holding the oxygen mask upsidedown" and "It wasn't just the body double going down in flames but also her career" blew me away 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😅😅
"none of it matters and it's NEVER mentioned again" makes me laugh every time in these reviews
Over and over and over.
Seagal being a medical doctor in charge of saving people's lives is somehow even more insulting than him being a Harvard professor in that one movie we all forgot the title and the plot of but only remember because of how stupid Seagal being a Harvard professor was.
It was up there with Tara Reid playing a scientist
I guess it's "Out for a kill".
He's one of the most delusional people out there. It's like Neil Breen actually became famous enough to constantly have his own conceit reinforced by the people around him.
@@davidjsaul I thought that was the poor man’s Tara Reid played by Tara Reid
BUT WHY DID HE DO BOBBY LUPO? NOBODY REMEMBERS SEEING RITT-CHEEE????
"The terrorists show up to get their plutonium but get lead instead." Is a better line than anything in a Seagal film 😂
Plutonium 238 actually decays to lead, so yeah :D
Maybe they didn't keep it in the refrigerator and it therefore decayed much faster.
@devanov3103 No. Because Plutonium 238 decays into Lead only if the temperature is 98.6 Degrees Fahrenheit. No higher, no lower.
Seagal as a doctor is truly horrifying
His staff saves one life, he takes out 20.
One time, he stuck his finger up my ass, and I flew into space! (Not really)
Only to every disease known to medical science.
Seagal 👉💪
Makes Doctor Giggles look like a rank amateur.
Sensei Seagal, the greatest martial artist of our time and a talented actor.
A living legend. Larger than life! 🫡💪👏
"Unable to use the brakes, and unwilling to let off the gas.." 😂
There's nothing quite like coming home after a hard days work, hanging up your coat, pouring yourself a scotch, burying yourself in the couch and not watching a Seagal movie.
Best quote ever!!! lmfao!!
Gosh, I actually want to watch some of these movies now just for a laugh at all the body doubles
Im stealing this
@@R.L.M.3743 I think they are the typical cases of watching someone else watch it being more entertaining
And instead watching a Space Ice video on it
Producer: You can't have a strip club scene in this movie
Seagull: Then I'm out
Producer: What about a room full of topless mannequins?
Seagull: I'm listening...
lol underrated comment
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LOLOOLLL
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Yea how many mannequins have nipples.... lol this was hilarious
"Seagal digs deep into his medical knowledge and knows he can stop the convulsion by blowing up his fucking heart" Laughed my ass off.
He does have a way with words...😂
“Seagals complete disregard for human life, has led to 8 vehicular homicides...”
😂😂😂
Seagal knows he can get to 10 😂
My favorite moment also.
The line I look forward to in every video. “And it’s never mentioned again.” Gets me every time.
hahah I love those!!
When there's more hole than plot, how do you classify the plot? A Nothingtopian - sciencish fiction - low fantasy?
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Personally, I get a kick out of every time he say's "...Steven Seagal's, mega-hit movie that proves..."
I start rolling every time one of these scenes come up. Not only that but when he emphasizes how the movie never bothered even explaining who the hell the people are, why they're shooting each other, or how they found themselves at the spot they have their showdown.
Following it up with the "And it's never mentioned again" is icing on the cake!
“It’s never mentioned again” kills me every time.Seagal has to write these scripts in like 2 days.
On napkin in the strip club.
“Anyways…”
Seagal owes Space Ice royalties for making his movies actually entertaining.
You make a very good point.
He deserves more than a reward, he doesn't just watch the movie, editing takes time, he has to rewatch scenes many, many times to put them together, and write the dialog ( which is better than the movie itself) Then he has to to trigonometry to fix the damaged brain cells and watch Pulp fiction or John Wick to get his taste in good action movies back to normal. Thank you for your sacrifice Sir Ice of Space 😅
Space Ice deserves a humanitarian award and an Oscar for his work of making Steven Seagal movies watchable.
Steven Zeagal is real, I will love and believe in him for the rest of my life.
Forget the Oscar. Just pay the man for having guts to watch this dreck in the first place.
"She goes full Steven She-geal on them"
Caught me off guard.
I effin lost it! 😂😂😂…
Love how we all a understand "she leaves the most seagull way possible" @7:07
Steven Seagal is an amazing actor and an even better human being, not to mention his supreme martial arts skills and athleticism. Never stop making fun of him.
And his hair is totally really real and amazingly thick.
This.
You forgot that he taught MacGyver everything he knows, can spontaneously awaken coma patients, and shoots down helicopters with a 9 mm handgun.
“Amazing, every word of what you just said... was wrong.”
Your post contains nothing but 100% truth
Seagal can speak 4 different languages, but mumbling is his favorite.
It must be amazing having a career making fun of Steven Seagal.
Ya Steve has done really well for himself...
No undertaking is more noble and fraught with danger.
@@bozbozman1575 brilliant 😄
Steven Seagal’s managed it without even realising.
Now that’s job security
"After she breaks into a car, using her thumb print..." had me wheezing 😂😂. Space Ice is gold standard.
Just found this channel a few days ago. This man is brilliant. I'm in tears every time I watch one.
"None of it matters, and it's never mentioned again" seems to be a staple plot device in Seagal films
If he put this on a shirt with South Park version of Seagal, I'd buy it.
When you take a "ninja sword" chop approach to story streamlining...
i always hears it in every videos of steven seagal
I think there should be a movie about Seagal's body double, showing all the hardships and tribulations he went through to become an actor only to find himself stuck beneath a slobbering fat overseer that doesn't fully utilize his talents. Could be a action horror movie.
Great idea! Perhaps the role of Steven Seagal could be played by the actor himself along with another body double for the stairs, together with another real body double for the guy playing the first double.
Hard To Kill While Marked For Death
"If you have a piece of paper and a pen, you can do a movie"- Steven Segal's Master Class 😂😂😂
"Pen optional"
More like colouring book and Crayons!!😂
"Doctor Seagal and his revolutionary medicine"
You know you're in for a treat when you hear something like this!
We need more Seagal films. These videos always pull me out of my depression. I could listen to this man all day ❤️
If you’re depressed, get you’re hopes up. Can you imagine, being Steven’s stunt man. Holy lick. Anyone would need a therapy session.wtf😂😂😂
I've thought about this too!!! Eventually all of Segals movies will be covered 😭😭😭I literally want this man to keep "acting"😬 just so Space Ice will have content. This channel cheers me up as well❣PS. Hang in there Robert, I hope things start feeling better for you soon❣
There will be more. Look outside your window. See? He’s filming one right now.
@@unstablegenius2325
EVERY VIDEO HAS THIS COMMENT!!!
Not just "roasting trash" (like Velma) but giving genuine joy to many... even possibly Steven Segal himself!
@Ki Mac
JVCD, Nick Cage, Arnie, and Stallone have a ways to go yet..
Then there's Jet Li, Lundgren still...
Maybe even some 007 Space Ice style!!
"the books didnt have pop ups" "while she shoots from Alpha Centauri or somethin" man, i laughted out loud
I particularly liked "the four time hide and seek champion of the universe" and "blindside her from the bathroom that they teleported into"
@@thedarklrd6714 Absolutely!!
I too had to comment about the sound and light from her gun coming, "...from Alpha Centauri...." - and yeah - I literally laughed out loud at that one too!
Man, ever since I discovered your channel I can't stop laughing. I don't remember I ever laughed so much in my life. You are doing an amazing work. I hope everyone will start appreciating it! Thank you so much!
10:22 I love how in all of Space Ice’s videos, he highlights how Seagal is literally addicted to killing innocent people. 😂
11:43 : While she covers him from outer space or some sh*t,
11:54 " Or if that's just how long it took for the light and sound to travel from Alpha Centauri "
I'm dying of laughter x)
I’m dead 😵
I crapped my pants when that scene came up
Haha 😂same
The camera cuts back to her, then has her on screen for a few seconds before shooting despite absolutely no background. I'll bet Seagal thought that was a move of artistic brilliance.
I'm so happy I've found this channel , I had a foot surgery and it's hurts , but watching all this "Seagal's movies " thru this channel , makes me laugh and feel better , thanks a lot !
Space Ice set out to become a RUclipsr and accidentally became the world's foremost expert on Steven Seagal's filmography.
“Walks like a black man, breathes like a killer “😂
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one of the greatest "Walks like a black man, breathes like a killer" lines in a movie named Today You Die of all time
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"But Seagal knows he can get to 10"
I love you man 😂
"...for reasons that are never explained" is one of my favourite Space Ice quotes, and it's well delivered in this review.
6:51 "Then Pat Sajak comes in!!!" One of the funniest things I have ever heard and seen ever!! Fantastic work Space!!!
My, how Seagal's standards have raised!
The ending where he walks away in those clothes had me dying. Very accurate.
It legit looked like a little kid walking away 🤣
I can't believe nobody involved in the production saw that and said "Of all the stupid things in this movie, this is the stupidest. We shouldn't include it in the final cut"
"The Seagal's New Clothes"
@@McLuddy77 To be fair there are a LOT of stupid things. How do you pick just one.
9:17 "Seagal breaks into Colin Robinson's home and flips through random books but they don't have any pop-ups so they're complete bullshit." And from out of nowhere, that one hit me hard.
Love this shit.
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The only shit u going to love freshly Made by seagull
The disdain he portrays for this man is admirable. It’s fresh, and never stale. I look forward to each of these with the same alacrity I possessed with the first one. Absolutely side splitting edge of your seat entertainment. Thanks. 🙏🏾😂
"The CIA lady and Dracula, jump out the window" 🤣🤣🤣
Seagal ad-libbing as a doctor while he's ad-libbing as an actor is such genius my mind is still blown trying to encapsulate the multilevel concept.
Careful... Trying the understand the mind of Seagal will most certainly cause psychosis and possibly even death.
He can warp reality and move through the multiverse at will..truly a master
He really is a genius!
Nothing like the smell of a new Space Ice Segal video in the morning.
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Got to appreciate @ 8:36 during the struggle with the insurance salesman, when his gun fires, it isn’t facing his direction, but off to the side!
The award winning camera work and choreography cannot be praised enough in Segal’s movies!
As an ICU nurse I really appreciated the "airways are for pussies anyways" line lmfao
As an RN, I totally agree..... ! Lol
Its inspiring how Seagal with literally zero talent in acting, story writing and direction doesn't let it stop him from doing acting, story writing and direction. Legendary stuff.
His movies r money laundering schemes
Inspiration…
Someone somewhere “money ain’t gonna launder itself!”
Haha!, cool!
Its hilarious how every time there is stairs, long walk or standing still moment Seagal gets young and thin, he is so undercover that the camera shows what he want us to see. Thanks for the laughs man 😂
That's because of his mastery of mystical East Asian martial arts, he refocuses his chi energy out of his body and into the atmosphere, becoming one with the stairs, decreasing his physical form to flow with the cosmic energy or some shit.
That shows you how good for you walking stairs is.
@@mikeshelogowski434 😂😂😂
In Karate, they teach you that weight is an illusion, so Seagal can thin himself at will which makes walking stairs much easier and more efficient.
@@TheStraightestWhitest but he is an aikido master or he just mastered that part of karate? 😂😂
‘Don’t worry - it was just his body double, he goes through like 3 a week’ I died, what an amazing line
Go through as in employs or eats?
good number.
@@mgb4692 A little from Column A, a little from Column B....
"You're not a doctor!" @2:22 that had me good 🤣
Seagal should be thankful to you for making his movies watchable.
All you need is Absolute Proof Vodka to get through his movies!
I was losing it the entire video but that scene where the old guy glanced to the side and she felt for that absolutely murdered me
“I learned all I know from him” 💀
Bro I replayed it like 5 times
He should have said "Is that the Goodyear Blimp?" to make the scene more realistic.
Ah, the old look to the side trick, eh
It's the oldest trick in the book.
Producer: How many inconsistencies do you want?
Seagal: Yes.
The driver continues his Alcohol Fueled Rampage 🤣🤣🤣
"Now Seagal feels thirty years younger, one hundred pounds lighter and six inch shorter..."
Pure Gold ❤
And did all of this especially after taking the fucking elevator.. LOL!
Check out at 7:20 where Seagal's same younger, thinner, shorter self is hiding under the mannequins.
Trying to get a part in a movie after you’ve starred in a Seagal movie would be just as hard as trying to get a job in a bank after you’ve done time in prison for an armed bank robbery.
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my thoughts exactly, why would any actor wanna ruin their career by being in a seagal movie...smh
@@hardyharr9377 probably because these are the only movies that accept everyone.
@@OncelerKidsAreCringe uhh what?? These movies are literally not known to everyone, wtf are you talking about?? Also, what a terrible defense as to why seagals movies are garbage
@@hardyharr9377 I meant for casting. The only thing that must be in these movies is a slightly attractive woman for Steven to sleep with.
I didn't know that Seagal was a doctor. That just shows how humble he is,he never refers to himself as Dr.Seagal.
An accomplished actor, medical doctor and martial arts sensei.
The King of badassery!
The GOAT in his own right. Almost on the level of Lucas McCain
Hey, don't forget he's a professor of Archeology as well, and an award-winning one at that!
@@kommisar.
Damn, he's greater than I thought!
😃👍
"But don't worry, Seagal is Ok, that was his body double." made me burst out laughing XD
" she left the most Segal way possible"
I thought for a minute that she was going to the strip club
Lmao or she becomes Steven She-gal
Well they deleted that scene, and it's never mentioned again.😆😆😆😆😆😊
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I thought she was about to fly through a window
@@AudioAlcove or ( very realistically) spin kicked someone on the way out?
This film is infamous for Steven Seagal not being involved in any of the fight scenes due to him leaving the film 18 days into a 30-day shoot. The director shot fights with stunt doubles and scenes that were to involve Seagal were replaced by his co-star in the film
Did they say why he left the shoot?
@@snowbear163 idk maybe drugs and women but here is an interview with the director:
Black Dawn
Probably the best and most interesting story. Director Alexander Gruszynski anwered a lot of questions about his experiences during the shooting of Black Dawn. And he didn't hold back!
Q: can you tell what you thought of black dawn and how much freedom you were given for the film?
Alexander: Thanks for posting here. I was less than happy with the final film, in fact I will go as far as to say I hated it.
There were numerous problems associated with it not least Steven's behaviour on set, the absymal help from the studio and Andrew Steven's own personal interference.
I was offered the chance to direct Steven in a new movie in Vancouver in Spring but I turned them down.
Q: the film in the spring is an insight films prodcution and they are a better company with better budgets.
what did seagal do wrong?
I noticed that he was not involved in any of the fight scenes why?
By the way maximum risk was a great film
Alexander: Hello
I am aware the film is with Insight; however the problem is working with Seagal.
He bullied and coerced several members of the cast and crew on my film set,held up production continually and treated a particular co-star in a very disrespectful way.
He was not involved in any of the fight scenes because he didn't want to, simple as that. He was often morose and moody and if he didn't want to do it he wouldn't. He would say 'all i have to do is just punch this guy,end of scene'. he was just lazy.
Eventually he called Andrew and Andrew called me back and said ' If he is feeling tired then leave it don't force him'. Eventually I had to shoot a scene with his stunt double on the last day of shooting just so that it looked as if he was doing 'some' fighting. If you've seen the final movie, you'll know that it's obvious it's not Steven. (The fight on the staircase when Steven is going upstairs in the hotel to bust in on the crooks and Tamara Davies).
Eventually we had to use a lot of blue screen, my idea was to spend $15,000 on hiring a professional lot in LA that I had used to many of my other movies, but this money instead went to the post-wrap party at the Hilton in LA. This was not the way to make a movie and that's why I won't work with those people ever again.
Q: By the way who hired you for the film was it seagal or the producers?
Alexander: On the strength of an action picture I did in the early 90's called Stone Cold, one of the producers (Kamal Aboukhater) asked that I be involved in directing the movie. The script was written in 24 hours-yes remarkable isn't it?
The way Andrew Stevens Entertainment works is that they pay Seagal in this case an outright fee to just confirm he will be in the movie, then a group of writers usually scrape together a film on the spot to meet the deadline. Usually this script gets continually changed throughout the movie prolonging production. In the case of Black Dawn, Seagal insisted that he play the character Jonathan Cold. This was not supposed to be a sequel to The Foreigner(which I had not seen). I was instructed to then go back and watch The Foreigner go ensure I made Black Dawn as similar to it as possible. Of course this did not happen.
I'll give you an example of how strange Steven Seagal can be. On the dvd release, there is an interview of him taken in Thailand just before the film shot in LA. For this interview he specified that he sit on a throne that had been used by the previous King of Thailand for 25 years. The interview had to take place in the Imperial Gardens of the US embassy in Bangkok. Seagal would not take photo shoots for the Black Dawn cover and publicity stills unless this interview was included on the dvd when released. Andrew Stevens then specified that there be a ludicrous picture of two people doing flying kicks on the front cover when none of this happened in the movie.
If you have anymore questions feel free to ask. I am happy Steven is doing better movies(I have not seen them) all I can say is that it takes the patience of Job to get a good performance and time out of him.
Q: how much say did you have on the casting of the film?
Alexander: I had a lot initially but there were always last minute replacements, I insisted on Tamara Davies who I still think is one of the best things about the movie. She provided a strong counterpart to Steven. Interestingly I was adamant that she should get some martial arts training so I sent her to a kickboxer friend for a week or two, she came back and looking a real pro. She filmed two fight scenes were she kicked some major butt(in the hotel and in the warehouse with the dolls and model figures) but these scenes were cut because they emphasised the fact that Seagal wasn't doing his own fightings and looked weak.
The other actors were studio choices and all did their jobs pretty professionally.
Q: Why was cgi used so much?
Alexander: Mostly because the money was taken away from us for lavish parties and to pay for Seagal's entourage. Steven walked around with 7 bodyguards at all times during the shoot. You couldn't get to talk to him without getting past those guys. One day they went to a chinese restaurant mid way through shooting and racked up a $25,000 bill which went on Andrew Stevens Entertainment credit card. The net result? We lost two days worth of shooting on the dumpster truck chase scene and had to use some dodgy blue screen. At the end of the movie we were over budget and Seagal had moved on to another movie, so I had to use a computer friend at the last minute to put together a bad impersonation of the ocean when the nuclear device is dropped.
Q: The film had a tv look about it yet your films that you are a cinematographer for look theatrical..why did the film look cheap?
Alexander: Because the studio would not pay the extra to shoot on quality film
Q: Will you ever direct again or will you stick to cinematography?
Alexander: Cinematography. My proudest moments are making a film that is good look even better. if i direct again I don't want to do it on this scale.
Referring to Van Damme; he has a million and one ideas on set but is interested too much in partying, although he may be a different person now.
@@holosbachstudios9122 oh man I'm laughing and crying at the same time. Does he comment a lot on Van Damme in his interviews?
@@snowbear163 not that i have seen
@@snowbear163 There is an interview from 2015 or so where he was asked which Hollywood martial artist he would like to have as a backup in a fight. Of course Steven was laughing and then he said they were all not real martial artists in his eyes: Not Van Damme, not Michael Jay White, nobody ... And Chuck Norris would be too old for this - says the man who is only 12 years younger and visibly out of shape!
Your Seagal commentaries are always amazing, but you have really excelled yourself on this one.
Thank you so much.
The title is hilarious 😂😂 it's so bad it watches other seagal movies!! 😂😂
What I find really impressive is that Seagal somehow always manages to top himself, making his latest movie even worse than the previous.
Yes remarkable 😂😂😂.
We fight for NOD!
This movie isn't listed on Seagal's IMDB movie list and this little gem explains why "The film is infamous for Steven Seagal not being involved in any of the fight scenes due to his leaving the film 18 days into a 30-day shoot. The director shot fights with stunt doubles and scenes that were to involve Seagal were replaced by his co-star in the film."
and it's so hard to tell too. they really did a great job covering it.
OMG! I didn’t even realize that there were no fight scenes!
SERIOUSLY?? That's insane!!! However, being Seagal, I should have known better!!! Oh Steven.
Ahah
and probably still got paid 😂
The only thing that could explain how he allowed a character other than himself to get the spotlight for so many scenes.
I can’t believe I watched this whole thing 😂😂 I can’t believe a man has made a career out of explaining how bad stevens movies are 😂😂 this is gold honestly
This is so brilliant, thanks Space Ice ”For reasons that are never explained” Gold
Thank you space ice. Thank you for your undying mockery of steven Seagal. It always puts a smile on my face when you show unkindness to Seagal
It's a shame this movie never won an academy award. The acting is masterful, the story is riveting and insightful, and who could forget the articulate delivery of the elite actor, Steven Seagal?
Don't forget the Avatar 12 level CGI and special effects lol.
Literally chills from every line he delivers. He could talk in a different language and I'd still feel it in my core, it's like I'm actually there.
I agree. It is a travesty.
I would have loved Seagal’s speeches he would have given us had he won.
Truly the greatest Orator of our time. Tales of his heroic deeds will be passed down thru the ages. This man has literally turned into a myth or even legend, if u will. The sacrifices hes made to bring us such masterpieces as Black Dawn and A Good Man should never be taken for granted or minimized. Without Sir Steven's consummate professionalism in the face of such adversity, Space Ice would be out of a job and we'd of lost some of the greatest content in modern times.
If I'm ever in a bad mood, I just watch one of these videos...instant good mood. 😂😂
Mr Ice your videos on S.S. phenomenon are great.
I need to refresh my knowledge on this phenomenon so will watch your vids again as they were published.
Thank you for watching these movies so we don't have to go through that torture.
Thank you for your service to humanity.
"It wasn't just his body double going down in flames, but also her career." - brutal words man, I love it!!!
The movie really killed her acting career tho 😂
Im just sad there isn't enough Segal movies.. this is pure gold
Dude, I am completely addicted to your channel. May you never run out of Segal movies to talk about. This is gold.
I was listening to the end of one of these episodes while walking into work but I had to shut it off cuz I just kept laughing and everyone was looking at me 🤣🤣🤣
These honestly get me through some really depressing days. Thank you, you are a saint.
5:50 Looked PAINFUL! I hope she or the stunt double are ok!
they go through like 3 a week!
These should be nominated for Emmy’s.⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
"Former NFL quarterback and all round disappointment, Chris Simms" That had me in tears. Hahaha!
Even funnier, a few months after this Simms became the only QB in NFL history to lose a playoff game to an opponent that failed to gain 100 yards.
This actually wouldn't have been a disappointment in comparison
"I'll answer that one for Chris." -- Mack Brown
Let us all pray that Seagal’s money laundring deal go on forever, so we never run out of his amazing movies!
That's too late - he made his last two movies in 2019, and now he has income from other sources ... he's a good friend of a certain Russian president and he even became an envoy for the Russian-US-relationships (no joke!!!).
Dude, I *LOVE* your channel. I just came across it a few weeks ago, and I think I have watched most of your videos, the Seagal ones multiple times each. You are hilarious! I don't know how you come up with such funny stuff, but please keep these coming!
LOL, the comment at the end about his body double got me!!! 🤣🤣
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The part "and quickly shaves his sideburns" got me good. Masterful :)
I met Steven Seagall when I was 8 during my birthday party at Pizza Hut (1998). He walked in with a karate uniform and started eating at the buffet almost immediately without paying. The cashier told him he had to pay for the pizza but he kept mumbling and pretending to karate chop the other pizza slices as if he cut the pizza with his hands. After he ate the last slice of pizza he walked towards the soda dispensers and shoved like 10 of those red Pizza Hut drink glasses still stacked together into his karate gi like a sword and walked out without paying. We had to get refunded for the pizzas because he ate the pizzas my mom and dad ordered for us, ended up going to Chuck E. Cheese.
are you trolling or its true?
@@donmcdouglas5017I have pictures from it
Sounds like a normal day for sensei Segal
Dude that was Steven Segals gift for you. You should be more appreciative of it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 💀
This single video made me laugh more than I've ever laughed in my life
10:54, not gonna lie, that got me. You could watch all of these worst movie ever videos of seagal in any order and everytime you would think it could not get any worse.
Your channel has become my absolute favorite! Please never stop never stopping!
This channel has me in tears. I hope Seagal keeps making movies just for the purpose of watching them here. Brilliantly done!
This channel is the best chuckle I've had for a long time..
Every one of your commentaries to Sensei Seafood's movies is a masterpiece, buddy you deserve an accolade for your work! Keep them coming! It's brilliant!
“The four time hide and seek champion of the world” 😂😂😂
*universe
Easily the best direct-to-video Steven Seagal movie of the 17 he released that month.
Sir it was 22 😂😂😂
Direct-To-USB as some say here...
@@SiphesihleKhoza USB exclusives 😂😂😂😂
He must have been having a slow month