Steven Seagal's Into The Sun Is So Bad He's The Worst Fat Man In Japan's History - Worst Movie Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 25 мар 2023
  • The Steven Seagal movie Into The Sun objectively caused much more harm and destruction to Japan, than the combined damage of both atomic bombs dropped over Hiroshima and Nagasaki. This has been confirmed by scientists worldwide as well as repeatedly by numerous Japan Prime Ministers, and even Buddha.
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  • @SpaceIce
    @SpaceIce  Год назад +249

    Check out my Patreon for ad-free and censorship free videos: patreon.com/Space_Ice

    • @faisalashour8866
      @faisalashour8866 Год назад +7

      Love your videos , will do Steven Seagal movie tire list ?

    • @madwizard3243
      @madwizard3243 Год назад +6

      take my money daddy

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 Год назад +1

      Don't you dare Sully this great man's name

    • @samholdsworth420
      @samholdsworth420 Год назад +3

      ​@@madwizard3243 🤢

    • @fredsmith9714
      @fredsmith9714 Год назад

      I tried to tweet but I don't use Twitter. Seagal is officially opening a dojo in Moscow to teach slap fighting to young Russians so they, like seagal, can go kill innocent Ukrainians when they join the army at 18. Its really screwed up. He got a new medal from Putin, and visited russian troops to spread propaganda and boost morale.

  • @draekoolleres4439
    @draekoolleres4439 Год назад +1421

    Fun fact: Steven Seagal also has a black belt in Bullshitsu

    • @missdebbie8131
      @missdebbie8131 Год назад +28

      Ta-dah!!! That is funny, witty and clever...comment of the mf'ing month!! Laughed and laughed. Thanks!!

    • @leighmiles5786
      @leighmiles5786 Год назад +35

      Also black belts in fengshui and origami.

    • @F40PH-2CAT
      @F40PH-2CAT Год назад +1

      Buuuuurn

    • @azombie8mybaby
      @azombie8mybaby Год назад +33

      Steven Seagal has a black belt he bought from Kohl's. It was on sale.

    • @Tsonontowan
      @Tsonontowan Год назад

      First I'm hearing of this 😮

  • @RR_theproahole
    @RR_theproahole Год назад +892

    "A Japanese guy, killed another Japanese guy, in Japan, which is somehow CIA's problem."
    Man I'm dead😂

    • @Desi_Nehra
      @Desi_Nehra Год назад +16

      Bro ur username had me dying. 😂

    • @kevinthetruckdriver353
      @kevinthetruckdriver353 Год назад +1

      Yeah. That Japanese guy who killed that other Japanese guy who ended our President aka The Big Guy's 10% has to be illuminated. That's why our CIA & FBI were there. To tell this country never mess with the Big Guy's 10%. Or the Big Guy will send in Russian Steven Seahag.

    • @frankspeakmore7104
      @frankspeakmore7104 Год назад +19

      It got me to. LMFAO

    • @hotelsix4099
      @hotelsix4099 Год назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @zombiedodge1426
      @zombiedodge1426 Год назад +32

      Seagal's pal Vladmir Putin thinks stuff in another country is *his* problem, so it kind of makes sense.

  • @dandavis8300
    @dandavis8300 9 месяцев назад +325

    "That's why I brought you in big papa". I feel so sorry for the actor having to say that; you can tell it was difficult for him.

    • @stvdagger8074
      @stvdagger8074 7 месяцев назад +38

      That is William Atherton. He went from Ghostbusters & Die Hard to this.

    • @dandavis8300
      @dandavis8300 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@stvdagger8074 --Yes, of course! The reporter in Die Hard I&II and the man with no dick in Ghostbusters. Well, I'm glad he had his glory days.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 7 месяцев назад +8

      It's because of the smell of rotten ketchup and old hot dogs, the famous "Eau du Seagal" if you will.

    • @L1701
      @L1701 2 месяца назад +4

      @@stvdagger8074 That poor poor man. I hope he managed to get the therapy he clearly needed after doing this movie.

    • @goofygrandlouis6296
      @goofygrandlouis6296 Месяц назад

      lol "big papa" 😂

  • @captainhadd0ck
    @captainhadd0ck Год назад +123

    Steven Seagal is 1/4 Cherokee - he weighs a quarter of a jeep.

    • @sloppytightbottom
      @sloppytightbottom 2 месяца назад +2

      😂

    • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
      @Frosty_tha_Snowman 18 дней назад +2

      It makes me happy when I see stolen comments barely get any likes compared to the one they stole it from.

  • @loganwallace5854
    @loganwallace5854 Год назад +1661

    I love how Segal thinks he's the hero in the movie but always makes his character a homicidal maniac 😂

    • @noname-gp6hk
      @noname-gp6hk Год назад +103

      He knows what we want

    • @loganwallace5854
      @loganwallace5854 Год назад +52

      @@noname-gp6hk he definitely subscribes to 'if you build it they will come "philosophy in regards to his movies. Lol

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 Год назад +32

      Charles Bronson enters the chat

    • @swissmilitischristilxxii3691
      @swissmilitischristilxxii3691 Год назад

      It's been said 100 times ffs. Lust for killing and mandatory strip-tease,
      IT'S FOR THE RUSSKIYE AUDIENCE !!

    • @hithere4719
      @hithere4719 Год назад

      @@gregbors8364Charles Bronson kept it classy. He just got tired of everyone r@ping and murdering his daughter, wife, and all of his girlfriends.

  • @skyrimisforthenords8312
    @skyrimisforthenords8312 Год назад +719

    "You look younger and taller"
    ... The mind of Steven Segal is a beautiful and terrifying thing.

    • @janakakumara3836
      @janakakumara3836 Год назад

      ... please. take my hot teenage daughter... please....

    • @jeffreyonemu1426
      @jeffreyonemu1426 Год назад +58

      😂😂😂
      His ability to not just double over and laugh at his own bullshit should be considered a superpower.

    • @tominatorxx
      @tominatorxx Год назад +25

      Mostly, terrifying, I'd say.

    • @donmcdouglas5017
      @donmcdouglas5017 Год назад +28

      the fact that hes writting this himself make it so cringe

    • @DedAlexFive
      @DedAlexFive Год назад +9

      You just know he wrote that and said to himself in front of a mirror "Oh yeah that sounds badass, Me..."

  • @rbjs7
    @rbjs7 Год назад +526

    The problem with just having discovered Space Ice is you realise there is only a finite amount of it, and now you must ration his videos on Segal.
    This channel provides the rare flat out loud uncontrollable belly laughing that you don’t even get from many professional comedian Netflix specials.
    Bravo, Space Ice.

    • @LightYagami-ik1cg
      @LightYagami-ik1cg 11 месяцев назад +10

      Dude imagine what I went through a few months ago. At least you got the recent stuff too😂😂

    • @noneofyourbussines6362
      @noneofyourbussines6362 10 месяцев назад +2

      Agree.

    • @Jose_Russo
      @Jose_Russo 10 месяцев назад +14

      I'm already watching the Seagal videos for like 4 or 5 times, but still can't get enough

    • @Kracov_the_Madman
      @Kracov_the_Madman 8 месяцев назад +1

      The next best thing would be to review unknown crime movies with actors we never heard of.

    • @joshcarter-com
      @joshcarter-com 6 месяцев назад +3

      I ran out of Space Ice Seagal videos a few days ago. 😢 Fortunately there’s Uwe Boll and plenty of direct-to-streaming garbage to keep his queue full for the next century.

  • @desertweasel6965
    @desertweasel6965 Год назад +158

    He called him " Big Papa" and you know this is exactly what Seagal told them to call him at all times, even off the set.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 7 месяцев назад +13

      That's William Atherton btw, he went from Ghostbusters, Die Hard and The Pelican Brief..to this. It's a living, i guess

  • @denzelvistan5729
    @denzelvistan5729 Год назад +561

    "The Notorious P.I.G heads into the crime scene Japan can't seem to solve" The most perfect description of that scene

    • @centurion262
      @centurion262 Год назад +23

      One of the best lines ever spoken about seagal

    • @13MRBrooks
      @13MRBrooks Год назад +18

      and yes! He called him big poppa!!!!
      "That's why I brought you in, Big Poppa"

    • @vinloc3854
      @vinloc3854 Год назад

      @@centurion262 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @roylle6346
      @roylle6346 8 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 8 месяцев назад +7

      Notorious PIG
      💀💀💀

  • @anthonyshoop575
    @anthonyshoop575 Год назад +2377

    Bringing laughs to millions and humiliating Seagal at the same time…you’re truly doing the lord’s work, Space Ice!

    • @ByakuyaKB
      @ByakuyaKB Год назад +42

      On a Sunday no less

    • @johnadams1600
      @johnadams1600 Год назад +71

      seagal is a good actor. you hate him just because he is black

    • @didisaythat4230
      @didisaythat4230 Год назад +12

      Some people just seem to really heed their calling.

    • @UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg
      @UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg Год назад +59

      ​@@johnadams1600and Native American, and Russian, and Japanese, and Italian and...

    • @Zamorewrestling
      @Zamorewrestling Год назад

      @@ByakuyaKB as the old saying goes, I will snatch every motherfucker birthday.

  • @charlie_23Laaaa
    @charlie_23Laaaa Год назад +458

    SEAgal the type of guy to write his own movies just so he can write in as many love scenes with woman 40years younger than him

    • @missvida6251
      @missvida6251 Год назад +19

      Exactly!!

    • @F40PH-2CAT
      @F40PH-2CAT Год назад +25

      Schoolgirls

    • @sharpfalcon6196
      @sharpfalcon6196 Год назад +2

      @@F40PH-2CAT No, screw that!

    • @elcononamethon2157
      @elcononamethon2157 11 месяцев назад +31

      You're dead wrong. He goes for women 50 years younger than him

    • @sircole4549
      @sircole4549 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@sharpfalcon6196yup Seagal definitely screwed that....

  • @vasvas8914
    @vasvas8914 Год назад +228

    "He goes full Michael Fatley and throws Bono's washed-up ass out of the window" - pure poetry, sir Ice 👏👏

    • @wangson
      @wangson Год назад +6

      OH my shit! That bit killed me too!

    • @marcust478
      @marcust478 Год назад +1

      Can you tell me the name of the song that plays on that part?

    • @GrinningMoth
      @GrinningMoth Год назад +7

      ​@@marcust478 Ronan Hardiman - Cry of the Celts

    • @marcust478
      @marcust478 Год назад

      @@GrinningMoth Thank you!

    • @GrinningMoth
      @GrinningMoth Год назад

      @@marcust478 No problem. If you like the song you should check out the whole Lord of the Dance album, it's very good.

  • @patfer1189
    @patfer1189 Год назад +1042

    One has to admire that Seagal is so concerned with the environment that he recycles the same plot elements and the same leather jacket in every movie.

    • @YokaiX
      @YokaiX Год назад +45

      Same prop guns too. That's probably one of his best investments.

    • @MachineintheMonkey
      @MachineintheMonkey Год назад +12

      And I’m pretty sure that he shared the meat from the animal he skinned amongst his indigenous community!😂

    • @louissmith5298
      @louissmith5298 Год назад +17

      And ponytail

    • @patfer1189
      @patfer1189 Год назад +1

      @@louissmith5298 Forgot about that one. You are right.

    • @squishydafishy
      @squishydafishy Год назад +6

      Don't forget the shoulder pads

  • @maxglen8182
    @maxglen8182 Год назад +491

    "While still managing to take out as many unarmed villagers as possible."
    Just over a minute into the video and Seagal has already killed bystanders LMAO.

    • @tonytoes0
      @tonytoes0 Год назад +11

      Wasn't one the bystanderss a blonde woman? @ 01:11

    • @lordemarsh6804
      @lordemarsh6804 Год назад +15

      I think that particular scene is from Rambo...

    • @boneman-calciumenjoyer8290
      @boneman-calciumenjoyer8290 Год назад +25

      The word you're looking for is "liberated".
      He liberated all these unarmed civilians.

    • @CarinoGamingStudio
      @CarinoGamingStudio Год назад

      @@tonytoes0 unless she dye her hair

    • @mariomm9080
      @mariomm9080 Год назад +1

      its faked for comedy

  • @1117Jrod
    @1117Jrod 10 месяцев назад +52

    The "MEGA BLOCKBUSTER" part gets me EVERY.SINGLE.TIME!

    • @HartleySan
      @HartleySan 3 месяца назад +5

      "...is the Steven Seagal mega blockbuster movie where he showed the world..."
      I have come to love that opening to these videos. I'll never forget it!

    • @BenoitMussche
      @BenoitMussche Месяц назад +2

      hit movie, of course

    • @khuthadzomukhesakule7270
      @khuthadzomukhesakule7270 12 дней назад

      😂😂😂

  • @matemm52
    @matemm52 Год назад +73

    "It was actually a woman and not a duel" - that line made my lose all control over my body

  • @sowii
    @sowii Год назад +369

    OMG I almost died at the Notorious PIG line

    • @dustencross357
      @dustencross357 Год назад +53

      He loves it when you call him Big Popeyes...

    • @filmbuff2777
      @filmbuff2777 Год назад

      Steven John Assanti is also a Notorious P.I.G.

    • @gerttopmuller
      @gerttopmuller Год назад +38

      Throws his hands in the air cuz he’s a buffet slayer

    • @notinterested8452
      @notinterested8452 Год назад +16

      He drinks every single milkshakes in the yard.

    • @commycasty
      @commycasty Год назад +7

      He's much better in Top gut 2 and Prone strike.

  • @kanjo4976
    @kanjo4976 Год назад +224

    The “Big Papa” line is the biggest crime against humanity.

  • @agxec2932
    @agxec2932 10 месяцев назад +49

    "They've been sent by the CIA on a covert mission to secretly record Burmese women going potty" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abrahamcardenas13
    @abrahamcardenas13 Год назад +37

    I just love that there is an obligatory scene, in every movie, where people tell him how awesome he is. 😂😂😂

  • @Jedsa009
    @Jedsa009 Год назад +605

    The first rule of a Steven Seagal movie:
    Someone speaks about how awesome Seagal is.

    • @splfordayz9050
      @splfordayz9050 Год назад +63

      While in a strip club...

    • @ElliottChinProductions
      @ElliottChinProductions Год назад +55

      And attracts women in an instant

    • @xenuno
      @xenuno Год назад +5

      Brad Pitt is quite a good actor but the scripts always had him taking shirt off after he started sporting a built look for his parts. That same glorification seen often on facial shots with that funny looking and often miscast, DiCaprio

    • @NOCALGooN916
      @NOCALGooN916 Год назад +3

      By someone you mean every one on his side right 😂

    • @starkiller3098
      @starkiller3098 Год назад +3

      ​@@Filip10101 great entertainment lol

  • @eggy6815
    @eggy6815 Год назад +510

    Steven Seagal movie starter pack be like:
    -Pointless action scene at the start
    -Good guy that always seems to die for no good reason
    -Stereotypical bad guy who’s probably Asian
    -Woman who falls in love with him for no reason
    -Russian guy who is both a saint and a psychopathic monster
    -Always takes place in a country that’s really cheap to film in
    -That one guy who does nothing but talk about how great Steven in
    -“You’re the only one who can do this Steven”
    -Stunt doubles everywhere
    And finally, a terrible ending that leaves more questions than answers and is extremely underwhelming.

    • @theotherohlourdespadua1131
      @theotherohlourdespadua1131 Год назад +119

      Don't forget the obligatory Strip Club scene...

    • @slamdunktiger
      @slamdunktiger Год назад +34

      @@theotherohlourdespadua1131 that's like rule #1 =D

    • @FranciscoSilva-qd4dm
      @FranciscoSilva-qd4dm Год назад

      And you missing the shoot where the girlfriend/lover comes to him while he is seating in a bed. She takes the clothes off, rubs her niples in him and he just puts his hands on her back.
      Every freaking time.

    • @slamdunktiger
      @slamdunktiger Год назад +20

      @ and clothes on!!!

    • @edgabrielocay3376
      @edgabrielocay3376 Год назад +43

      You forgot the scenes that has nothing to do with the rest of the movie, and never mentioned again.

  • @przemekg4945
    @przemekg4945 Год назад +51

    I can't get over this scene from 6:17, Seagal peeps on a girl, crashes on her neighbours, murders them, flips a table, refuses to elaborate and leaves. Poetry in motion.

    • @yuuya2111
      @yuuya2111 11 месяцев назад +14

      What about the Chinese man gave his daughter to Seagal for no reason at all, and then he dragged this girl along for his murder spree while his fiancée was killed... Wtf was going on.

  • @Noahboy8
    @Noahboy8 Год назад +219

    I used to be a huge Seagal fan, because he never loses and always beats up the bad guys. I was 12 back then.

    • @jonathanwei2477
      @jonathanwei2477 Год назад +21

      same, when i was a kid i never really understood any of the plot (now as explained they don't make sense), but i liked his movies because he always wins!

    • @Noahboy8
      @Noahboy8 Год назад +47

      @@jonathanwei2477 Exactly. The whole formula is very appealing when you're a child, when you get older it starts feeling cringe. I mean even the powerrangers got a beating before they took down the bad guys.

    • @PantsofVance
      @PantsofVance Год назад +18

      I'm glad you've grown out of it, now that you're 14.

    • @Noahboy8
      @Noahboy8 Год назад +17

      @@PantsofVance I wish I was still 14. I'm actually pushing 30. 😂

    • @purest_evil
      @purest_evil 10 месяцев назад +5

      I think you'd like Marvel movies then

  • @kingbaby8761
    @kingbaby8761 Год назад +377

    Japanese Tyler Durden is possibly the best description of anyone I've ever heard.

    • @dustencross357
      @dustencross357 Год назад +4

      I hear he is also known as Asayler Durden

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 Год назад +1

      Notorious PIG tops it 😂

    • @danweaver3901
      @danweaver3901 Год назад +4

      ​@@vietnamd0820 Seconded, I almost spit coffee all over my TV.

    • @OlYables
      @OlYables Год назад +1

      I’ll have to keep my eye on him!

    • @gary4846
      @gary4846 Год назад +5

      Then putting that as a subtitle later on haha.

  • @drscaphismmd3326
    @drscaphismmd3326 Год назад +197

    “Seagal goes full Micheal Fatley” 😂😂 Please never stop Space Ice

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes Год назад +9

      I thought that was a typo. Now i get it

    • @zvuho
      @zvuho Год назад +9

      I had to google that reference

    • @etherospike3936
      @etherospike3936 Год назад

      In the role of Micheal Fatley - Notorious P.I.G. !😂

    • @ckmoore101
      @ckmoore101 Год назад +13

      That was God level satire there.

    • @theonlyoguru
      @theonlyoguru Год назад

      I wish I could like this more than once it was that good.

  • @desertweasel6965
    @desertweasel6965 Год назад +39

    I love how he tries to always show he's not a simp, but he's so disconnected that it just comes as straight mental abuse and sexual harassment.

  • @TheRealGothicBarbie
    @TheRealGothicBarbie Год назад +46

    Just recently found this channel. I didn't know I needed this in my life. These Segal breakdowns are hilarious

  • @petrifiedtoaster8572
    @petrifiedtoaster8572 Год назад +525

    I never get tired of Seagal moving fatly around corners, killing as many people as he can. He's a living legend... in his own mind.

    • @mommymilkers4119
      @mommymilkers4119 Год назад

      I hope Steven Segal sees himself on CumTown one day

    • @TammoKorsai
      @TammoKorsai Год назад +37

      Of course he's a legend. Don't you know that he studied Akido for 98 years and taught Bruce Lee?

    • @mommymilkers4119
      @mommymilkers4119 Год назад

      @@TammoKorsai Steven Seagal writes movies about a guy who says "yeah I'd totally do that in a fight" in his head... his shitty movies literally do nothing but fuel his own ego

    • @gdhuertas07
      @gdhuertas07 Год назад +39

      “moving fatly”
      Beautiful.

    • @andrejsasd8904
      @andrejsasd8904 Год назад +30

      "moving fatly around corners" 😂😂💀💀

  • @UfodexENMD
    @UfodexENMD Год назад +538

    Let's all appreciate Space Ice risking his mental health every time he watches a Segal movie for us so we don't have to 🙏🏾

    • @nathanielsmith9400
      @nathanielsmith9400 Год назад +19

      Amen to that. I don't know anyone that can put themselves through that much torture.

    • @marhineykaye5026
      @marhineykaye5026 Год назад +5

      Wud've never ever ever watched a Seagal movie, even for the laffs this gentleman gives me. He's a treasure for sure.

    • @markusgronholm5750
      @markusgronholm5750 Год назад +3

      May the force be with you 🖐🏻

    • @philbobagbox1177
      @philbobagbox1177 Год назад +1

      Too late I watched it the other night 😢

    • @shaned7158
      @shaned7158 Год назад +1

      It was funny the first time it was said sorry for being a dick bit it's just everyone of these videos about Seagal you can but ypur life this comment with be on the thread.i know I'm a ass but I guess I hate predictability.

  • @adamfreeman2348
    @adamfreeman2348 11 месяцев назад +33

    This guy is super funny. He has really nailed the comical ludicrous nature of seagal films. He ruthlessly reduces the entire flick to a pointless farce. Which it is!

  • @BlahDBlahDBlah
    @BlahDBlahDBlah Год назад +18

    I love how pretty much every roast of a Segal movie includes the line, "...this has nothing to do with the rest of the movie, AND IS NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN."

  • @vittoprince
    @vittoprince Год назад +428

    “I admire and respect Steven Seagal for maintaining a level of calm that no one can possibly have, and I love how his movements are so delicate yet precise. Almost like a kung-fu master, I might say.”
    -Steven Seagal

    • @moulibeu
      @moulibeu Год назад +6

      "I m the reincarnation of buddha"
      Steven seagull.... for real :)

    • @Eric-ot7en
      @Eric-ot7en Год назад +8

      From one great man to another.

    • @houseofhas9355
      @houseofhas9355 Год назад

      😂

    • @dbutler9319
      @dbutler9319 Год назад +2

      The funniest part of this comment is that I had to click *read more*, only to see it attributed to steven Seagal 😂

    • @markmorenault765
      @markmorenault765 Год назад

      there is some dumb people here wow! ok, listen up, he's got a 7th degree dan belt in aikido! he was trained by a well know japanese master in japan starting at the age of 7, he then took over his father in laws aikido school and taught the japanese their own martial arts style, you dumb people listen to all the bs that jealous people spew, yes he sucks at acting, but actually very good at martial arts, so he made a million B grade movies and got semi rich. my point being, he would actually kick everyone's asses unless they were at least a second degree belt in some offensive style . bet you wouldn't fight him lol you might say you would but you would chicken out. sorry but what you've heard and been told is not even close to the truth, he's the real deal guys

  • @heybro6105
    @heybro6105 Год назад +755

    If you ever feel bad about yourself, at least you're not Steven Segal. 😊

    • @danielaustin2766
      @danielaustin2766 Год назад +49

      Unless.......you are.

    • @EG-bw5kv
      @EG-bw5kv Год назад +39

      I needed this today, thank you.

    • @massivelegend6610
      @massivelegend6610 Год назад +25

      That's why he takes out as many Unarmed civilians as possible, To make himself feel younger 🤦‍♂️

    • @dudepool7530
      @dudepool7530 Год назад +31

      Raise by an abusive, drug addict. Forced into a biker gang as a kid. Lived on the streets for a decade, trying to pull myself up.
      I can attest that this though WILL get you through hell. "I'm not Segal" has gotten me through more dark times than Jesus.

    • @Canadianvoice
      @Canadianvoice Год назад +10

      He's got more money than us combined though.

  • @TheOneOnthisrock
    @TheOneOnthisrock 2 месяца назад +3

    " Seagal's girlfriend surprises him with a group of innocent teens for him to viciously attack". . . 😂😂😂😂 This guy is the best ever🤣

  • @Noteven0
    @Noteven0 Месяц назад +5

    They didn’t even try to hide the bright red blank adapter on seagulls rifle lol!

  • @CorporalDanLives
    @CorporalDanLives Год назад +338

    True story, I was working at a software job in Shinjuku, and I heard that Steven Seagal was shooting a movie that day. During lunch we scrounged the area as much as we could (unsuccessfully, Shinjuku is huge) in hopes that we could catch the Rotund One doing one of his girly slap fights on the road or something. We failed, but I saw a secondhand copy of this in a video store a few years later, checked the date, put two and two together, and figured this was the one. I watched it with an eagle eye, hoping I could catch the shooting locations, but all I caught was a bad case of the giggles over how bad it was.
    I'm sorry for how shitty my story is, but at least I apologize unlike Seagal

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat Год назад

      You should have gone to a strip club. He would have showed up there for sure!

    • @danknfrshtv
      @danknfrshtv Год назад +63

      That truly was a shitty story... But I'd still like to thank you for not being Stevel Seagal. Keep up the great work!

    • @thermjuice
      @thermjuice Год назад +43

      entirely pointless 10/10

    • @moulibeu
      @moulibeu Год назад

      Nothing to be ashamed of, id kill my mom to get a chance to see steven seagall on the street

    • @tranzco1173
      @tranzco1173 Год назад +32

      Your story is good. better than the movie.

  • @M42Cullen
    @M42Cullen Год назад +115

    Aspiring Actor: "I always wanted to be in movies"
    Talent Agent: "I have a Steven Seagal script here"
    Aspiring Actor: "I always wanted to be a garbageman"

    • @wilfredoUbatuba
      @wilfredoUbatuba Год назад +16

      Talent Agent: You got the job then

    • @doctorthirteen1700
      @doctorthirteen1700 Год назад +19

      Talent Agent: "You have to get your ass kicked by Seagal"
      Aspiring Actor: "I think I'll take my mom's advice and become a plumber instead"

    • @furiousapplesack
      @furiousapplesack Год назад +1

      Nice! That works on multiple levels.

    • @lykinsmark123
      @lykinsmark123 Месяц назад

      Synergy!

  • @rhizomorph-music
    @rhizomorph-music 26 дней назад +4

    Dude, I'm quickly becoming a fan of your absurd put-on voice and hilarious scripts!

  • @BLOODHOUND427
    @BLOODHOUND427 Год назад +8

    Space ice is honestly the most entertaining channel on YT thank you good sir

  • @zippy7214022379
    @zippy7214022379 Год назад +175

    “Now there is no question who is the most desirable man in Japan is”, “You’ll never guess who wrote the script” Space Ice is hidden gem of RUclips

  • @ezet
    @ezet Год назад +232

    "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." - an actual quote by Seagal

  • @reefatlantis489
    @reefatlantis489 Год назад +7

    At 2:36!! *In your voice* "Steven Seagal is wearing two watches, 1 to tell what hour it is, and the second to tell him when his next meal break will be!" Missed opportunity lol keep up the good work my friend I look forward to laughing at these videos all the time.

  • @life_of_riley88
    @life_of_riley88 6 месяцев назад +5

    1:23 wtf is up with the red plastic tip on sensei seagull's ak47? Is it a toy gun?

  • @elitehank862
    @elitehank862 Год назад +413

    if steven seagal had at least an OUNCE of self awareness, he could've become one of the BEST comedic actors of all time

    • @pimpontheline
      @pimpontheline Год назад +40

      if he suddenly dressed normal acted normal and said the last 25 yearshe was trolling and he got us, i might actually believe him. if he were doing a meta bit, he would truly be the greatest actor in the world.

    • @jaymac7203
      @jaymac7203 Год назад +14

      Or a sense of humour. Which he is famous for NOT having 😂

    • @CaptainCanuck1975
      @CaptainCanuck1975 Год назад +1

      He was pretty funny in Machete.

    • @badbirdkc
      @badbirdkc Год назад +30

      He was actually pretty funny in The Onion Movie where he played a parody of himself called "Cock Puncher" in a series of fake trailers. But, to be far, he may have thought he was filming a serious movie the whole time.

    • @salvadormendoza8535
      @salvadormendoza8535 Год назад

      that's a really really big "IF"

  • @enjoythestruggle
    @enjoythestruggle Год назад +63

    'None of this has anything to do with the rest of the movie, and it's never mentioned again' has become the most common stock phrase in discussing Steven Seagal movies, particularly the opening scenes.

    • @LIONTAMER3D
      @LIONTAMER3D Год назад +1

      I say it @ work pm when something mentioned am fails to materialize

    • @enjoythestruggle
      @enjoythestruggle Год назад +2

      @@LIONTAMER3D Thinking you're in a movie is definitely a good way to get through a work day.

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat Год назад

      Yeah haha!

  • @isaacnation4116
    @isaacnation4116 6 месяцев назад +5

    “I know who killed my family…Japanese Tyler Durden” had me folded 😂

  • @ared4108
    @ared4108 Год назад +13

    I could watch Seagal kick-dance all day 😂

  • @BlameScott
    @BlameScott Год назад +47

    "The notorious P.I.G. heads to the crime scene..."
    Of all your hilarious commentary on Segal movies, this line really got me. 😂😂😂

    • @derekmcdonough4263
      @derekmcdonough4263 Год назад +2

      I came to comment that thank you for already saying what I was thinking 😂

    • @mikrophone8499
      @mikrophone8499 Год назад +2

      Is because that guy called him big Poppa 🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidgessin-mccully3919
    @davidgessin-mccully3919 Год назад +21

    “Which is a super awkward conversation to have in front of your side chick” 😂😂💀

  • @MrMoridinalthor
    @MrMoridinalthor 7 месяцев назад +4

    Seagal's women have the same survival rate as Paul Kersey's in the Death Wish series.

  • @Most_Ghost
    @Most_Ghost 8 месяцев назад +2

    Just found your channel and after about 2 videos you already have achieved Legend status.
    You should be the lone voice for every upcoming movie trailer and the only one who reviews every movie after they come out. Oh yes, also, and i feel like I can speak for all your fans and say Just go ahead and narrate all of our daily lives….Please and thank you

  • @tsoklat3094
    @tsoklat3094 Год назад +201

    I actually wish Seagal would never stop putting out movies just so we can continue to have these videos you make of him lol

    • @slamdunktiger
      @slamdunktiger Год назад +5

      unfortunately, our collective fears are unwarranted, he a fiend for that guac

    • @lustwaffle
      @lustwaffle Год назад +11

      Since he in russia, he can get sponsored by wagner writing war movie scripts for seagarl.

    • @mindtaker299
      @mindtaker299 10 месяцев назад +1

      looks like 20219 is the last time Steven Seagal released a film.
      I think hes done.
      the man is 71 years old

    • @slamdunktiger
      @slamdunktiger 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@mindtaker299 Do not underestimate Steven Seagal's ability to continue the money laundering process we call his career

    • @joshcarter-com
      @joshcarter-com 7 месяцев назад

      Seagal will keep it up. Dude’s got rent to pay.

  • @theoriginalspur
    @theoriginalspur Год назад +41

    "After needlessly killing the janitor... And this gay couple. He takes it too the next level, and just starts blindly firing around corners" 😂😂😂.
    Space Ice is a legend I swear

  • @daryl1776
    @daryl1776 Год назад +16

    This guy is a genius and I believe should be given the newly created Nobel Prize for Entertainment for discovering the Seagal Paradox - That something so truly god awful bad can actually lead to something truly hilarious and good. Long may Seagal keep making his s--t movies so this guy can keep reviewing them.

    • @TiocfaidhArLa34
      @TiocfaidhArLa34 16 дней назад

      he stopped making movies i think. now he just does propaganda for the kremlin. he moved to russia and said that vladimir putin is like his brother. i feel like a crazy conspiracy theorist every time i say that but its fucking true lol.

  • @deeprollingriver52
    @deeprollingriver52 Год назад +5

    When life is hard and I’m carrying a heavy load, I watch this show and laugh my ass off.

  • @flash2672
    @flash2672 Год назад +78

    its funny how seagal thinks moving your hands fast makes you look like you know what your doing

    • @HauntedXXXPancake
      @HauntedXXXPancake Год назад +9

      In reality, it looks like pattycakes played by People who don't know the rules

    • @Iron-Bridge
      @Iron-Bridge Год назад +6

      Well, there's not much else he can get to move fast 🤣

    • @flash2672
      @flash2672 Год назад +5

      @@Iron-Bridge only thing faster than his hands is how fast he's breathing after doing the " fights" and the people walking away from him after a scene with him

    • @sammyhooligan803
      @sammyhooligan803 Год назад +4

      @@HauntedXXXPancake that's hilarious 😂😆, yep it does look like that, in fast motion, 😂

    • @ninetendopesaitama2107
      @ninetendopesaitama2107 Год назад +2

      It's called fakeonedo. ☮️

  • @sars910
    @sars910 Год назад +10

    "The Notorious P.I.G." is the best insult I've heard thrown Seagal's way.

  • @tylerherron3564
    @tylerherron3564 Год назад +8

    Please keep these coming dude. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time!😂

  • @Cmon-Man
    @Cmon-Man 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is my new favorite channel. Funny stuff. I had absolutely no idea Seagal has made so many movies. I don’t understand how someone could sit through anyone of them

  • @Mitch_Conner75926
    @Mitch_Conner75926 Год назад +44

    “Walks like a black man.. breathes like a killer” 😂

  • @ObserversOfHumanity
    @ObserversOfHumanity Год назад +24

    "you look younger and taller" said the older man and then presents his daughter "now she is yours" like wtf 😂

  • @jummyran
    @jummyran Год назад +2

    Lmao the Irish big part killed me . I found you at 30k now your way beyond that great work mr. Ice 👍

  • @kellybarthel8060
    @kellybarthel8060 5 месяцев назад +4

    Steven Segal needs to receive an oscar and nobel peace prize.... simply for throwing bono out a window.

  • @scottaveles6900
    @scottaveles6900 Год назад +174

    You can't blame Stephen Segal when this movie was obviously based on real events that happened in his life.

    • @RR_theproahole
      @RR_theproahole Год назад +19

      It was a movie? Oh no I was sure it was a documentary with actual footages of Seagal in Japan for CIA.

    • @stealthattack2209
      @stealthattack2209 Год назад +2

      @@RR_theproahole lol

    • @atomicdancer
      @atomicdancer Год назад

      Big Poppa Steven Seagal is always getting called in, either by CIA, FBI, or KFC to get to work on a really big case.

    • @seanwilks7712
      @seanwilks7712 Год назад

      Who is Stephen Segal?..your accountant?

    • @savvyladylondon5841
      @savvyladylondon5841 Год назад

      Those in the know will understand how funny your comment is 😅😅😅

  • @bandito241
    @bandito241 Год назад +24

    “This has nothing to do with movie and it’s never mentioned again”
    Best part of each video.

  • @wnorris1567
    @wnorris1567 Год назад

    Discovered your channel by accident, and have laughed so hard at all of these 😂 also, as a die hard Titans fan, it's disturbing to know this is how Eddie George's career really died....

  • @EVERYBODYGETZ
    @EVERYBODYGETZ Год назад +3

    You bring me and my dad great joy with these videos lmao

  • @crashburn3292
    @crashburn3292 Год назад +150

    It's a scary thought that will give you nightmares, but the people who actually watch every Steven Seagal movie and think they're awesome, roam amongst us in everyday life.

    • @noname-gp6hk
      @noname-gp6hk Год назад +6

      They're my alltime favorite movies

    • @jeanpaulmichell7243
      @jeanpaulmichell7243 Год назад +22

      They're called disabled, have some tact.

    • @thelonewolf70x7
      @thelonewolf70x7 Год назад +4

      Especially here in Brazil. I guess the dubbing makes it less worse because you can actually understand what the dubber (and Seagal's dubber is VERY good at dubbing characters; I think he's basically in almost 99% of the dubbings of Sylvester Stallone's movies btw) is saying, unlike Seagal's mumblings... But yeah, I feel you.

    • @thatcanada
      @thatcanada Год назад +13

      There is a guy at my gym who rants and raves about him and his movies. He knows the lines, tries the 'fighting' moves and thinks he's a sex magnet for women.
      And yes, he has taken a few blows to the head. Thousands too many; worst mma practitioner going...

    • @jeanpaulmichell7243
      @jeanpaulmichell7243 Год назад +19

      @@thatcanada Some years ago, I was in a Florida jail for a five month stretch for a drunk and disorderly situation; the one television in the dorm had various channels and rarely would any of the 60+ inmates agree on what to watch. But damn near EVERY guy in there would agree to sit and watch the Steven Segal movies that came on the TBS channel. They would marvel at Segal in an un-ironic way..... Many of these cats were mentally ill and emotionally effed-up, really some of them should have been put in a mental facility for treatment, but Florida is not big on rehabilitation.... Point being, I think Segal convincingly attracts those of weak moral character and of questionable mental state.

  • @swanyay3304
    @swanyay3304 Год назад +86

    Space Ice is single handedly giving Steven Seagal a career resurgence 🙌🏿

    • @ant270
      @ant270 Год назад +2

      Plot twist...Space Ice IS Steven Seagal!

    • @TammoKorsai
      @TammoKorsai Год назад

      Not really. Seagal's movies make no profit, so they have to be money laundering schemes.

    • @Benjamin-di1or
      @Benjamin-di1or Год назад +1

      69th like for this comment, dudes! He'll yeah! Thats twice today already!!

    • @yuzucrypt
      @yuzucrypt Год назад

      for me it was the cum town bit.

  • @BenchongDy
    @BenchongDy 9 месяцев назад

    4:30am here binging your videos and I have work at 8. You're the best.

  • @speeddemonsion1505
    @speeddemonsion1505 7 месяцев назад +3

    “F” camo, I’m a ninja! 😂😂😂

  • @Huuge
    @Huuge Год назад +58

    Any day with a new Space Ice upload is a great day in my book!

    • @458alok
      @458alok Год назад +2

      Amen!

    • @dudepool7530
      @dudepool7530 Год назад +1

      Unless it's a VanDam upload.
      Then it is a most excellent day. Just because of the dancing.

    • @thehusketeers4319
      @thehusketeers4319 Год назад

      Fùck Yeah! And if you don't agree then fùck you.

  • @gaindekiryu
    @gaindekiryu Год назад +108

    Did you know that Seagal who claimed several times to have went to the Vietnam War actually flee to Japan in 1971 or 1973 to avoid being call in the War because he was between 19 to 21 years old at the time.

    • @ptolemeeselenion1542
      @ptolemeeselenion1542 Год назад +6

      Lol.

    • @JoeMama-yd1ve
      @JoeMama-yd1ve Год назад +37

      he was special forces. He said so himself.

    • @commandorpirx912
      @commandorpirx912 Год назад +87

      Vietnam was lucky. If Seagal was there, not a single men or child would've been left alive, and not a single woman left unfondled.

    • @visassess8607
      @visassess8607 Год назад +36

      It's always the ones who brag that didn't actually do anything

    • @Rondo2ooo
      @Rondo2ooo Год назад +8

      ​@Joe Mama Special gut forces, I guess, as he runs away or shits im his pants.

  • @thereseherft6799
    @thereseherft6799 10 месяцев назад +1

    Bro your narrations of Steven Segals movies are the best dude they are so entertaining never fail to make me lmao

  • @bigbangtheory1185
    @bigbangtheory1185 11 месяцев назад

    Bruh your vids are so addictive 🤷🏽‍♂️💯I literally get food and watch you're Seagal content.

  • @Krrish85
    @Krrish85 Год назад +5

    -"We found your fiance dead" which is a super awkward conversation to have in front of your sidechick 💀💀

  • @myce-liam
    @myce-liam Год назад +16

    "You'll never guess who wrote it..."
    *Story by Steven Seagal*
    well that explains it...

    • @sharpfalcon6196
      @sharpfalcon6196 3 месяца назад

      "And in case you forgot..."
      *story by STEVEN SEAGAL*

  • @Lelldorin84
    @Lelldorin84 Год назад +1

    Big papa isn't shooting into the ground.
    He is so tall and majestic that he has to aim down to hit the mortals from his place amongst the clouds.

  • @galil_6863
    @galil_6863 Год назад +53

    0:50 It's funny how Seagal always tries to portray himself as a good guy by saving a woman at the start of his movies, but then spends the rest of the movie killing innocent people and being inappropriate around every other woman he comes across.

  • @SuigaRou
    @SuigaRou Год назад +102

    Seagal really is all about improving his craft. It seems he made an effort to actually stand up in this movie for more than a minute at a time.

    • @moulibeu
      @moulibeu Год назад +4

      It s his body double

    • @yuzucrypt
      @yuzucrypt Год назад +15

      this looks early 00's. he hadn't reached his peak humpty dumpty O-shaped goatee seagal final form yet.

    • @mgb4692
      @mgb4692 Год назад +7

      One really has to appreciate Seagal's dedication to the art of Bu-Shit-Su

    • @yuzucrypt
      @yuzucrypt Год назад +2

      @@mgb4692 don't forget his mastery of office-chair jutsu.

    • @bryanlongshore6198
      @bryanlongshore6198 Год назад +3

      Don't forget about how he looks younger and taller......and the chicks still dig Big Papa !!!!!!!!!.....Chick's + Segal = Chemistry !!!!!

  • @TheMrFishnDucks
    @TheMrFishnDucks Год назад +2

    Couldn't stop laughing. Absolutely hilarious. Nice video. Keep up the good work.

  • @wavstudionet
    @wavstudionet 11 месяцев назад +3

    The star that always shines in a Spaceice production
    ...is the Spaceice Soundtrack!

    • @joshuamlnarik5942
      @joshuamlnarik5942 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah that goddamn female backing vocal cracks my shit up😅
      Awwwwwwwww awoooohhwwwaaaaayhhhhagghhhhhhhhhhh
      I crack up just thinking about it 😂

  • @supersardonic1179
    @supersardonic1179 Год назад +53

    What superb display of masterful writing, top tier editing and what could only be generational levels of talent in acting.
    Your video review that is. Who knows what the hell's going on in Seagal's movies.

  • @cliffmkabela5953
    @cliffmkabela5953 Год назад +41

    Who else was waiting and got satisfied when Space Ice mentioned "But whatever" and "it's never mentioned again"😂😂

  • @D_Smith81
    @D_Smith81 8 месяцев назад +4

    I swear nothing gets me laughing this hard. My damn face hurts from it 😂 Your truly awesome Space Ice!

  • @bribook69
    @bribook69 Год назад

    The “Notorious P.I.G” line cracks me up every single time - and I’ve watched this recap at least 8 times.

  • @Rainbow_Shogun
    @Rainbow_Shogun Год назад +54

    I nearly died choking on my coffee after laughing so hard.

    • @TammoKorsai
      @TammoKorsai Год назад +2

      Why do people even try to drink when watching Space Ice?

    • @apeet3101
      @apeet3101 Год назад

      ​@@TammoKorsaiBecause it's fun... do shots at every "anyways!"

    • @moulibeu
      @moulibeu Год назад +3

      Or drink at every strip club scene

  • @AyyItsRoboProductions
    @AyyItsRoboProductions Год назад +56

    A Space Ice weekly upload clears out the depression, the same way Steven Seagal clears out the buffet.

  • @marcclay9125
    @marcclay9125 9 месяцев назад +2

    It is insane how these movies exist lol. Im glad I found you to make them bearable 😂😂

  • @sfsen
    @sfsen 4 месяца назад +2

    I loose my sh!t every time hear
    "....is the Steven Seagal, mega blockbuster hit movie..."
    😂😂

  • @hamzaahmad1345
    @hamzaahmad1345 Год назад +22

    wait, he walked in entire movie without using body doubles....................
    Big hand for SEAGAL sensei right there.

    • @alleespach
      @alleespach Год назад +6

      He was younger and thinner then...

  • @countdracula4656
    @countdracula4656 Год назад +16

    That "Michael Fatley" quip with the edited footage to make it look like he's dancing was enough to send me into a spiral

  • @uncleanis45
    @uncleanis45 8 дней назад

    Dude. You narrate exactly what we’re thinking. After a long shift somehow these videos are necessary.😂 You are a damn genius!

  • @bobancamdzic5098
    @bobancamdzic5098 8 месяцев назад

    This channel is gold ! Glad I discovered it

  • @metalmaidenhell138
    @metalmaidenhell138 Год назад +12

    There should be a Steven Seagal kiosk at the State Fair where you pay to get your picture taken while Steven Seagal sits in an office chair and pretends to slap fight with you.

    • @moulibeu
      @moulibeu Год назад +1

      He has a 3m statue of him sitting in tokyo

    • @metalmaidenhell138
      @metalmaidenhell138 Год назад

      @@moulibeu 😂 Thank you for that knowledge nugget 😂

  • @abelgonzalez158
    @abelgonzalez158 Год назад +81

    I love Steven Segal movies... presented by Space Ice.

    • @georgehenderson7783
      @georgehenderson7783 Год назад +14

      It's the only way to watch those.

    • @spejic1
      @spejic1 Год назад +1

      @@georgehenderson7783 I once saw Steven Segal movie. It took me a week to recover.

  • @Rob-zs7mm
    @Rob-zs7mm Год назад +1

    Steven Seagal once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver. He missed every shot

  • @lensofthenorth42
    @lensofthenorth42 Год назад +81

    You have to admit Seagal has admirable qualities.. like his determination.. despite his utter lack of talent at acting, directing, and most importantly fighting, he won't give up on making action movies.. despite being one of the saddest and most pathetic creatures ever, he wouldn't stop trying to convince you that women actually care about him..

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 Год назад +14

      Afaik his movies are just used for money laundering, so the quality isn't important as long as they pass as legitimate movies. Also, by this point, there seems to be a huge number of Seagal haters that watch those movies precisely because they are so bad. In the end it's like in the internet - as long as people click, you are winning.

    • @soitsanightmare
      @soitsanightmare Год назад +5

      Well people didn't think he was a joke until around 2005. He was badass in the 80s and 90s.

    • @lensofthenorth42
      @lensofthenorth42 Год назад +10

      @@soitsanightmare people thought he was a badass, maybe.. in reality Seagal knows next to nothing about martial arts and aikido is bullshit

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 Год назад +3

      @@soitsanightmare I never liked him nor his movies, be that 80s, 90s or 2005+

    • @alexanderplatz517
      @alexanderplatz517 Год назад +1

      ​@@soitsanightmare He was a joke by the late 90s