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Hell yeah dude
I don't know if I enjoyed Nick's or Stav's special better. Both probably make my top 10 specials of 2023 for sure though.
This seagal review is one of my favorite videos on RUclips, it is absolutely hilarious, well done
A lot of people don't know this, but Steven Seagal actually knows karate, taekwando, judo, jiu jitsu and many other types of dangerous words.
King of improv
Nice
I’m not gonna lie you got me in that first half
He's been doing martial arts for 85 years
@@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd Marshmallow arts more like
I love how the Muslim Islamist is drinking alcohol in his movie
You'd drink too if the only operations they sent you on were against Fat ass Seagal/
Muslim Islamist? lol
@@hangukhiphop makes sense not every Muslim is a radical
Hahaha
@@hangukhiphop I was about to say exactly that.
"34, he isn't a.. young guy.."
That got this 35 year old's eye a bit teary.
Don't feel bad, when I was 21 everyone older than 25 was 'ancient'. I can guarantee you its the same with the guys commentating.
I'll be 31 in a week...
@@spets4265 When I was 26 I was callled an "old man" by chicks 20 at the bar
I just turned 32 and people call me a kid still. Some woman said "Ahhh! Your still a baby." Little strange but I guess theses guys are all 20 - 24 or so.
They have 35 is middle aged 😂
they should have cast him for Tropic Thunder and just told him it was an actual action movie
That would have been brilliant
The idea of Big Seagull in that movie has my imagination running wild! Woulda been great!
@@balefulbunny if reality ever gets reset, i vote @Mhammerable to be in charge lmaoo. my head is spinning with the possible hilarity that idea entails. SHANE GILLIS!!!! IF YOU READ THIS!!! steal this mans idea and make this a sketch lmao... a concept this good can't be squandered by the likes of... _network television_
Steven Seagal is the kind of guy that wakes up the entire family to let them know that he's going to bed
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE!?
ughhh "immm going ....to....bed...ok uhhhh🤣
I’m na get me maaa slippers motherfuckers
I'm totally ripping off RCR here, but I think it fits.
Steven Seagull is the kind of guy that shits himself but keeps singing happy birthday.
@@Prototheria I would love a pet Seagull called Steven Seagull 🤣. I have a Miniature Schnauzer called Arnold Schnauzernegger 😊. Yes I agree 😂
the way he just says 'whats happenin' to a 5 year old romanian child killed me lmaoo
"CHE MA FARTS"
“Was hanin”
Hahahaha
He might as well been like “How’s it hangin, lil’ n*gga?”
Does she even speak English? And if so, why?
"Well, it started with Glimmer Man and now it's progressed to the point where he just talks like a slave" had me dying laughing
Making movies in Moscow…….he is Шлях трафи
About every six months I check in on this masterpiece.
This is so gold.
"fatly coming around a corner"
Stellar
Priceless
Exactly! I fell out of my chair 🤣
Holy fuck I gut chuckled so hard at this
Come on the guy is 68 yrs old
He's sniping from 5 feet away, shooting at a devout taliban islamist I'd presume, who is drinking liquor, out of a flask. it's amazing.
Why Would you ever hire him instead of vandamme
Uteop He served two tours in Foreverever Land with Frank Dux bro. Jokes aside does the first bullet hit the flask and dent it? Lol
M Lo i thought it was some type of anti material rifle or some shit
@@TheSchematican Oh man, I'd forgotten about Frank Dux. Thank you for mentioning him. And it looked like it may have, which I imagine it wouldn't in real life, it would completely over penetrate and leave a very clean entry and exit.
I like how he needs to shoot the flask first....😁
“Fatly going around corners”
Omfg I died from laughter
4:33 "Are you really as good as they ALL say you are" -- The fact she added "all" ("they say" wasn't enough -- no, it must be UNANIMOUS) is proof Seagal himself wrote that line
Fun fact: Seagal has claimed once to be immune to any chokeholds. In order to prove it, he had a stuntman put him in a chokehold. Seagal promptly lost consciousness and also shit himself.
Good Ole Gene Lebell
Hahahahahahahahhayahahahahahha
No Gene also put him in a hold.
There was a stunt man who's team complained Seagal was being too rough.
When Seagal heard the stunt guy was some belt in an art form he told him put him in a choke and he get out of it.
The stunt guys boss said go ahead and old steven could not get out of it and after a bit of straining he tapped and headed straight to the toilets 😂
@@JamesMooreMarketing Hahaha, thank you for the clarification on the story mate :)
The true (skid) mark of a great warrior! 😁 😁 😁
The fact Seagal choses to remain completely clothed during the sex scene says to me that he's aware of how he looks
or the woman only agreed to do the scene if he was fully clothed... dudes a real sleaze ball...
Pretty sure the leather jacket is now a part of him.
Maybe just maybe he comes from the old school of thought that you don't get unclothed with a woman unless you are married to that woman. Dummy.
@@roberttimothy1338 LOL
Or may be his belly weight might physically prevent her from getting close
I listen to this probably once a month
lol me too,still funny :)
Same my favorite clip from CT
I had a dividin' rods tells me there's gold in dem hillz.
at least tenth time for me.. everytime I hear his name I wound up here
"There's three human transactions in this movie"
10/10
The way Seagal holds his rifle is completely embarrassing.
Paul Marchano “fatly going around corners”
"Stock propped up on his shoulder"
A little higher and he'll be holding it like a rocket launcher.
I had to rewind every time he held a rifle, just to laugh at how bad it was
The fact that it was still so out of control and flipping around in his limp hand when firing BLANKS was hilarious.
To use “Fatly” as an adverb genuinely kills me
I think "fatly" is my favorite new word 😂
I use it all the god damn time now
And it fits perfectly 😂
Fatly, dumbly, uglyly
rip
“Limp wristly firing the gun” is brilliant
“He talks like a slave”
My fucking sides are in orbit, I’m dying 😂
“Are you really as good as they all say you are?”
“eryaghfjwnbs”
Goddamn it that was fuckin hilarious
What did he actually say lmao
@@andreipulosul1492 'every once in a while' lmao
@@weedwin7356 *EVRYONCEANAWHILE*
4:32
I literally fell on the floor when I heard Seagal's voice and realized that they weren't exaggerating at all.
Proposition steve
I thought he was fucking kidding when he said they sold her to a pedophile.
norseman bushcrafting ooo
Did you literally fall on the floor?
man what the fuck am i missing with his movies XD
40 years later he’s still flipping dozens of opponents by barely moving his finger, and sometimes he’s even seated. Some will say that it’s all staged and not real at all, but the Steven Seagal School of Pinky Fighting certifies each match so you know no cheating is happening. What an inspiration for us all.
It's really noble of them to do that. I'm just not used to the big guy looking out for me. Perhaps we should worship him as a god?
I gotta say, the editing here is top notch. When Nick switches gears, the clips also switch to match exactly what he's talking about.
steven seagal sounds like hes physically exerting himself just by talking
HE EVEN LAGS LIKE A CHEAP COMPUTER!!
XD
He is.
at this point in time - he's killing himself by simply talking outside of "slavery" accent
I can swear I saw a Seagal movie where it was obvious someone else was doing his ADR with a half assed impression.
No wonder why Seagal whispers everytime he talks,
I can never hear a thing he’s saying most of the time.
"this is my sister"
"WHATS HAPP'NIN"
holy shit i nearly fell off my chair
"Stranger danger!"
😂😂😂
I was laughing so hard I started to cry hahaha
I about pissed myself. Wtf greets a little 6 or 7-year-old kid like that?
@@TheSchematican the little sister? Open up, this is the FBI
I would have coughed an eyeball out of my socket from laughing if I was in the same room. "Weelll, I got a divining rod says there's GOLD in them hills!"
The way he shoots the gun has me dying 😂
Seagal is just the navy seal copypasta in human form.
😂
more like gravy seal
More like Navy meal
More like big fat fuck
More like buttered veal
I love the way he holds guns. The stock is like never in contact with his shoulder. He's so fuckin strong he just absorbs all the recoil with his limp wrists lmao.
I thought I was the only one who noticed. It’s amazing
Or the way he swaps sides with his rifle without a care for the empty cases that will fly into his face :)
🤣🤣🤣
He puts the stock over his shoulder like its an RPG, amazing.
You can shoot any gun that way no problem. Especially a 12 gauge..... No shouldering required. You barely hold the gun and your trigger finger absorbs all the recoil for best accuracy. All 65 year old ultra special undercover secret black ops guys know this.
I've easily watched this video five times and it still cracks me up. Using "fatly" as an adverb is the best part.
Edit: I find myself watching this every day. It's better than an anti-depressant.
I’ve only seen this video about 50 times and it already is one of my all time favourites.
I feel like Steven farts a lot on set and the crew just has to deal with it.
"It's like I always say, we have to blow it and we have to blow it now"
~ Steven Seagal [On Deadly Ground, 1994]
He did shit his pants once after claiming his aikido training made him impervious to being choked unconscious. Somebody called his bluff and Segal let him try. Dude choked Segal out and Segal shit in his pants.
Oh, thats a power fart. Thats how he asserts his dominance over the entire cast and crew.
Sounds reasonable to assume that he farts on set.
I think he's more the guy who shits with the door open and he even likes to talk while taking a shit...and he doesn't shit silent or normal, he might push and moan like a lot. But hey...he's the big star of the film.
Him wearing his sunglasses while sniping is the funniest thing ever
They even had to retouch the reflection of the sunglasses. You could probably see the camera in the reflection or something.
not to the guy he fuckin shot from 50 yards away,he was thinkn "thats the coolest mutherfucker ive ever see"**** (pink mist.)
It’s so realistic come on 😀💩💩💩💩
@Southern Fun haha
Jules D lol that’s not super far fetched I’ve shot my scoped rifle with my glasses on
You guys are hysterical. I could listen to this a 1000 times. 😂
It’s a podcast called Cumtown lol, has since turned into The Adam Friedland Show
I've been back here twice in two days and a minimum of 5 times since I first watched it. It's pure joy
7:35 I love that line so god damn much, "Fattily going around corners" made me cry laughing because it so encapsulates all of Steven Seagals movies from the last 30 years 🤣
HE KEPT HIS JACKET ON FOR THE SEX SCENE LMFAO
He’s got a lot of fun hidden things in his pockets
It's a tactical move.
@@nickmattio3397 whoop. Like that
Good lord ,,, Do you really want to see him without a shirt?
prolly pulls it out through his underwear to pee
"He's fatly going around corners." Lmfao 😂
He's gotta be very careful with those corners. He might pop like the balloon he is.
Steven should be respected he’s the greatest Buffet Master of all time
Sounds like yo mamma!
I feel bad for the corners. His weight could do some serious damage if and when he loses his balance while fatly moving near them.
Best adverb yet.
If they were ever to make a biopic of Steven Seagull he should be played by Danny McBride.
McBride would have to put weight on.
@@itsconnorstime Fair enough 😁
SEAGAL: A Life. Starring: Steven Seagal.
@@Drazakhan_Dynasty guys, it should obviously be Will Sasso playing Steven Seagal in the biopic.
Steven Seagal is definitely the movie star of all time, every movie he makes is a movie and it really shows the imagery on screen
Truly an actor of time.
he talks like robert downey junior in tropic thunder talking about the jeffersons
YES!! That's exactly the character I was thinking. Downey killed that role!
and looks like Danny McBride has been playing him for the last 15 years,
@@M2Mil7er Now I want to make a Steven Segal Movie but swap out Danny McBride and not tell anyone. Put Segal in the credits, and on the poster. But when you see the movie it's Just Danny McBride
He's got a little Chicano twang in his voice too
"whayddya mean 'you people'?"
"Fatly going around corners..."
I'm fucking dead.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“His body sucks...” 😂
can tell u do not know what respect is shure can tell your mom and dad did not teach u it
One of the greatest lines ever said.lmao
@@kevinshaw4569 I bet you walk fatly
Stav’s laugh around 4:15 is my favorite thing and brings actual joy to my life. That and my wife and daughter
That’s gay. Literally, so well done.
I thought you were gay
yeah its contagious :D
Same, your wife and daughter.
I can only agree with half of that sentiment. If you could see my wife, you'd understand why 😢 Turns out a once solid 3 doesn't get any better after 10 years, 4 kids and 50lbs, unfortunately.
"Just fatly going around corners." Incredible 😂 This guy's amazing.
Steven Seagal is just living life doing what he wants, doing what he loves-Being fat and pretending to be a badass.
It's the american dream.
(Wipes tear)
Just like the rest of us lol
@@TheChuckFina Russian, Serbian, and American dream
The ideal lifestyle
While also human trafficking and money laundering.
I would bet money Segal watches his own movies, often.
I have very little difficulty believing he does.
I remember one story of segal’s talent agent walking in to see him sobbing in front of computer. He asked Segal why and segal said, “I think I just read the best damn script ever written.” His agent replied “Hang on, I didn’t forward you any new scripts. Who’s this one by?” And Segal turns to him to whisper, “Me.”
@@zyala The story is from Rob Schneider
I bet he's never even seen a movie in his life
Narrating along the way
Oh my god…that discussion was one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while. I was DYING
Seagal also insists on this editing technique that involves removing frames in action scenes to make him appear to move faster and hit harder. I love it.
"Fatly going around corners". A brilliant description.
Dude that was so fucking hilarious because then they show the scene and that is EXACTLY what’s happening. It’s such an apt description.
@@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis yeah, just gut and gun barrel.
A close second is where he's "limp-wristedly firing" and they show him just turn the gun like he's nonchalantly turning off an oversized water valve to shut off the yard sprinkler instead of actually participating in a firefight.
It’s seriously one of my favorite lines. I come back to it every time and still giggle.
lol
😂😂😂😂😂
"That means one of us has to die." Said Steven Seagal to the bacon double cheeseburger.
The burger got revenge later, by giving Seagal terrible diarrhea.
@Casey R. Fair.
@@leighbelk769 more like a cardiac arrest
@@quakethedoombringer Yeah, makes sense.
Hahahahahahahah
The old guy is Dale Dye, retired USMC captain. He sometimes plays minor roles in films but his primary thing is consultant/trainer. He's been involved in a TON of great stuff from Band of Brothers to Platoon. I'm amazed he lowered himself to this level. I hope he charged Segal a shitload of money.
Being in the same room as him must have been a huge blow to Seagals ego.
“the russian mafia sounds pretty reasonable” FUCKING GOLD
Seagal really looked at a 6 year old and went “wus hapnen?” like she’s an old friend of his.
Alpha move
He was just geniunely confused about what was going on. His age is taking a toll on him.
I thought the same thing.
highkey autistic as fuck
I immediately had to pause and go to the comments section to see if anyone noticed that.
That’s how I say hello to black guys at work
Segal sounds like Robert Downey Jr as the black guy in Tropic Thunder.
Ha! Lincoln Osiris!
RDJ is far more better
@Rocky Dennis do you mean Robert Downey Syndrome?
That's an insult to the character in Tropic Thunder! 😂😝😂
@Michael W there you are...
I knew I wasn't the only one 😁
The accuracy of the voice impression before hearing him talk literally ☠️
7:34 I love that line so god damn much, "You see him sneaking into some building, fattily going around corners" 🤣
Neighbor: "This is my Sister"
Seagal: "Whats hannenin"
I read this comment before I saw that part of the video and it made it so much funnier.
My future pick-up line for all eternity.
100% honestly - I laughed at this comment for over 30 seconds, and every time I re-read it I start again (laughing as I type even) 😆😂🤣
My favorite quote about him is “With every movie he makes, his gut gets bigger and his audience gets smaller.”
because he eats them.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
His eyes also get smallee
I think i heard it first on MXC
@@PrincessofPower84 Hells yeah! That's indeed where it's from!
3:08 old man impersonation is too funny 🤣
I like that Steven Seagal either has or will see this video, and he'll inevitably say the words "Cum Town" out loud at some point.
😂😂😂
*inhale*
cum townuhh *exhale*
Y’all play too much
The title of his next film should be Cum on Town
"Whozis Nick Mullen muhfugga?"
Don't mess with the Gravy Seals
bringing a whole new meaning to 'hot insertion' xD
gray seals ?
Meal Team 6, Semper Pie brother
"The goddamn cook's a seal?!?!"
Lmao
This is a roast for the ages. I come back to this from time to time out of pure joy.
Lmao 🤣 this is gold 🥇!!!
Modern Steven Seagal movies are effectively trying to convince you that a man who's probably older, in worse health, and honestly less attractive than your own father is a badass.
not effective
critically effective! 😂
Guy of Minimal Importance reminds me of Tom Segura’s bit.
He is older, in worse health and less attractive than my father and my dad is a fucking alcoholic.
fatly going around corners
Damn Andy didn't think I'd see you here
An example of English morphing for the better.
You taught me how to blender. Thank you.
I died at that 😂😂😂
The greatest adverb
if Steven Seagal was a nurse he would wake up patients to give them sleeping pills at 2AM.
I was linked to this video from Reddit. This made me laugh harder than a good stand-up comedian. I was crying! This video is so good! Keep up the nice and funny work!
Lmao same! The question was who was the most pathetic washed up actor. This has me deceased. Best thing I’ve seen all day.
That's because they are good stand up comedians.
Seagal is very successful at being unintentionally hilarious. Imagine if he had even the slightest amount of self awareness, he'd be making a fortune as an action-comedy star.
Glad I came back to see this comment.
Do you think it would still be funny?or lose the magic of he knew and did it on purpose.
@@WorldWidePatriots Yes, I think it would still be funny if he became self aware and did it on purpose. It's not simply mocking himself that makes it amusing, it's mocking the fake tough guy persona and over the top absurd action movie genre that's amusing. Movies like the expendables still do just fine even though the actors and writers are aware of the self parody. By not being self aware he comes off as straight pathetic. Still funny, but, in a sad way that most emotionally healthy people tend to ignore, hence the lack of financial success and tendency for more of a mean spirited mocking then a good natured ribbing.
by Seagal do you mean Tom Myers?
So very true 🤣 🤣
JCVD has done exactly that
'He's fully clothed and she's naked, he's still wearing sunglasses.' I had to grab a glass of water because I choked a little on my own laughing tears just now.
That's very Neil Breen of him
He only wants to do himself.
I was watching at the bus stop and I legit dropped on my knees. Good shit
Easy ride, though, smack his arse, and ride the ripples. Job done.
@@Joecbg100😊😅
It’s amazing how many details these guys can remember and quote off the cuff
9:14 😂😂😂 he says to the little girl "wus hapnin'!?" 😂😂😂
Oh, ow, my spleen 😂
"he's just fatly going around the corner" - that's fucking brilliant, nearly shit myself laughing at this
unlike Seagal that actually shit himself
@@zk0rned *Adam
@@StarHarvestOfficial Seagal*
I died hahahahahah
"fatly" is my new favourite adverb.
"fatly" that is the perfect word to describe anything that Steven seagal does
😆😆7:35. That shit gave me the giggles.
fatly fart noise at 52s
Great edit, love when people put context to podcast clips like this 👌
The fact people keep funding his movies is amazing and I'm so thankful to them.
That female actress deserves an oscar for keeping a straight face during that scene asking “if he’s as good as they say he is”
That 'female' actress; as opposed to those male actresses I guess
I think the woman in the sex scene deserves an Oscar 🤣
@@iainrickwood2623 ey, listen. These days gender is a tricky topic. You COULD have a male actress. Don't ask me how please.
@@TheReelDealFilmReviews she deserves free therapy for life
@@TheReelDealFilmReviews that woman deserves way more than that
This part cannot be said often enough: They used a body double whenever he had to walk stairs. They never show his face and he's noticeably thinner in those shots.
but the double has to wear a fat suit to look like old Stevie :)
@@jorgvonameln7819 and has to walk slower to keep the same pace that Stevan would.
Please say this is a joke.
What, so he just never moves at any point in his life? Haha what a human sloth.
"We need to send our *best* Special Forces guy, and he spends half the movie in a chair!"
... and the other half he apparently spends off set while the body double moves around a lot.
I come back to this just about every month.
7:37 "fatly going around corners"
"WE NEED OUR BEST SPECIAL FORCES OPERATIVE!!!"
A 300 pound, barely mobile Steven Seagal enters the chat. 🤣🤣🤣
He is like 360 at least lol
A 300 lbs 70 yr old with a widows peak that puts Vegeta to shame. And he somehow smashes these 20 something yr old broads in all his movies. Priceless..
“I’m putting a team together, we’re meeting at Dunkin’ Donuts in 30 min”
Lol barely mobile
@WungusBill "Ah'ma snatch every muthafucka birthday!"
Steven doing a sex scene so half assedly while fully clothed is comedy gold
His movements are so quick he slides in and out before she notices....
he looks so sad while doing it too
@@dage2079 Oh she didn’t notice, but not for that reason 😜
He's very silly but he's a world famous,
self made Millionaire.
The immeasurable LUCK he's had
throughout his career can't be overstated.
You forgot to add Russian asset, because he wants his daddy Putin's approval
Some call it luck, some call it an entire lifetime of laundering money for the Russian Mafia.
This puts me into fucking tears EVERY time I watch it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Woman: “And this is my sister”
Steven to 5yo child: “whazz hapnin”
😂😂😂
I died when I heard that
Bro, I was in sitiches
He sounds more like a Tom Segura impression of himself than he sounds like Steven Seagal lmao
So awkward.
Fun fact: dude I shoot with was an armorer on a few of his direct-to-landfill films, he said Segal would stack two McDonalds chicken sandwiches one on top of another then eat them both at the same time.
You’ve never stacked 2 McChickens and scarfed em down? Lol what a loser
That's normal
Heard Steven Seagal is going on a diet. One cow instead of 2.
Bruh McChickens hit different
@@ThjyuGaming And I'm sure it was just a snack.
This is exactly what I needed for my sunday morning. Thank you!
This is literally the funniest video ever!
Seagal is the most convincing actor ever. In every movie he plays Steven Seagal perfectly, even the same voices are the same. He's a genius.
Half of Steven Seagal's Film are dubded because he couldn't be bother to pronounce words properly.😂
@@Sofus. Yeah what is that all about?
There's that vampire film wherein he speaks maybe 2 minutes, the rest is bad, bad dubbing.
😂😂😂
His range is extraordinary....
He’s been a trained thespian for 127 years
"Are you really as good as they say you are?" You know he wrote that self-serving line himself.
Just how he wrote that unaware jewel:
Sheffer: What happened to you Robert?
64 year old Seagal on a chair: *I never went soft*
@@rigelc.hoffman2496 he's not wrong, you can't go soft if you were never hard to begin with
like u and your mom and family show
respect
"That's the good man" gets me every time 🤣
This made me laugh so damn hard. I can’t thank you enough
Much respect for this man of men.
Former Meal Team 6, Gravy Seals AND Green Buffet.
😂😂😂
Ace in the chair force too
Overdosed on laughing by this one 😂
@@ieat10kittens94 Top Sirloin Gun
brilliant
All his actors being above 60 is the reverse version of the problem all student films have where every character is 23.
I’d rather watch these movies than those shifty student films tbh. Way funnier and more entertaining.
The 'teens' from Spiderman...
Geez Louise.
@@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 We get it you voted for Trump
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 wha how does that correlates
@@blakecameron People whining about student films seems sus
I had never seen a Steven Seagal movie before , after watching these unintentionally funny movies , I'm hooked and I'm going to search for his movies , these are better than most real comedies .
Thing is he can act decently, but the always cheesy dialog and plots ruins his movies. I have to say, though, that the color grading in his movies is always good.
Your punctuation is the equivalent of the editing in S.S. movies.
@@einundsiebenziger5488 I'm not sure if you're aiming your remarks at me , if you're I don't really care what you say , I've have more important problems in my life , if your remarks aren't directed at me , then I need not have bothered replying , either way may I wish you peace , I'm a nice person sometimes .
Literally just wandered into this video and I am about to piss myself from laughing so hard. Commentary is spot on. Well done, fellas.
When they rolled credits in Sniper Special Ops half the cast members appear under "in memory of..."
yo hol up. when’s that cause i’m not watching that shit movie
he probably ate them
@@salami_lid7614 it's because they're all o.a.f. lol
@@awest182 holy fuck that's good
Sniper Special Ops has the record for longest credits in a motion picture clocking in at 45 minutes, with 42 of those minutes listing off everyone credited as "Assistant to Mr. Seagal"
I swear I saw a scene somewhere not long ago from one of his recent movies where his character walks up some stairs, only it was an obvious stunt double. Literally used a stunt double to walk up some stairs.
🤣🤣🤣
Do you know the name of the movie?
Seagal is on the verge of having a heart attack every time he stands up. No wonder he has his stunt doubles do the walking for him.
No that was when he was young and fat he climbed a stair thats one stair then sat down .
@@Yoda-em5mt idk what you’re talking about but, no. Whatever you said is absolutely not what I’m talking about.
He craps these movies out for the foreign market. Seagal is literally and figuratively huge in Asia. They love the “black cowboy” voice
he's the last bastion for the classic american action heroes the world fell in love with. ain't that sad? foreigners want Arnold but all they get is Seagal
maybe 20 years ago
Super popular with older Filipino men here
@@EliasPoint true with older Filipino but the young or that saw his peak in 90s can't stand him
If you watch any animated Ghost In The Shell, the character Batou is based on him.
Let's take a minute to appreciate how well those clips were put together to show the progression of Steven Seagal's obesity
...and absurdity...