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- Опубликовано: 7 авг 2020
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Gymkata (1985) on Prime Video: amzn.to/3yKq9e4
Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991) on Prime Video: amzn.to/3PqKFq5
Driven (2001) on Prime Video: amzn.to/3FVYVD0
Interzone (1987) is on RUclips in full: • Interzone 1987
Audio is from Episode 202 - Joris Bohnson (4-9-2020) and Episode 214 - The Taste of Coke Zero (7-22-2020)
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Nick Mullen: The Year of the Dragon - FULL COMEDY SPECIAL: ruclips.net/video/VBlQBm5pReQ/видео.html
its decent, yah.
Showdown in Little Tokyo feels like a movie written by Mac and Dennis from It's Always Sunny
Arturo Bandini full penetration
@@Nealrex101 "Even sharks need water!"
look out for drifting, they like to drift
I couldn't figure out why I found it so funny.
They barely finished naming the actors names, and me seeing that it IS a movie, had me already laughing with no idea why.
It's impossible to hear a description like that and not picture them coming up with the same idea lol
@@user-py8tf7fz8p the guy shoots lightning from his hands and kurt russel fights him.
Stav laughing at “Parmestan” is inexplicably funny to me
Oh, it's explicable. He's just fat
@@Intestine_Ballin-ism You know he was immediately thinking about ordering a pasta dish and drowning it in Parmesan cheese
"CHeeeSEEEEE" 😭😭😭😭
It's what Sicily would call itself if it decided to break away and become a nation enlightened by the light of the prophet Muhammad.
It's like they turned Italy into a Soviet imperial islamic satellite state
The person who cuts these together is a hard working genius, brilliant.
@Queue Kumber what are you going on about???
You spelled extremely autistic gay man wrong
I would just pay a virtual assistant in India.
@@ImRanchWilder the quality would probably be 240p tho
Literally perfect editing.
Dolph doing that jump kick over the car has to be the most distilled example of the action movies of that era.
Seagal did a similar thing in That film he did with DMX
I saw someone do it in a viral movie its real!
His jacket is bitching too
Wait, he didn’t jump kick over the car, that was going 50mph?
i know! _100%_ true!!
I love Gymkata. I saw it when I was like 7 years old and it has been etched into my soul. Because the character's costumes were basically just plain sweatpants and sweatshirts, my cousin and I could go into our closet and get authentic Gymkata sportswear and play Gymkata in the woods behind my house. And "play Gymkata" is not a euphemism for butt sex. We had a playset fort set up like the town of the crazies and everything.
I need to add that Gymkata is definitely a dog turd of a movie.
You got bummed.
How about that weird seen where that dude is laughing at him and then shows him his bare ass. What was that about?
Holy crap! I thought I was the only person on the planet that saw Gymkata.
@Jerf Hankell i guess me and little Yimmy Norton are kindred spirits
I enjoy Nick explaining these movies more than I would watching most of them
same last nite watched of mice and men but hell the autistic recap was better
And it's not even close!!
Recil chippy seeing that The Strange Thing About The Johnsons was a real movie was pretty dope
@@hithere4719 I enjoyed Hereditary but genuinely still can't believe he actually made The Strange Thing About The Johnson's. It's such a fucked up situation that it actually borders on comedy.
Iain it seemed like a *hits blunt* “what if there was a movie about a son molesting his dad, and people just laughed at it?” situation. It was so disturbing, but I cannot imagine that it wasn’t meant to be an absurd comedy.
I’m 24 and to be honest: ordering papa johns, drinking 13 beers, and watching Gymkata sounds like a great way to spend an evening
I'm 32 and that's how I spent last Saturday evening. My wife did not partake.
@@dogmachine2406 send her over to me. She'll be so disappointed and ashamed that everything you do from heretofore will make her happy.
@@mattmarzula haha you share the same name as me so she will never fall for it.
Why not chuck some class a into the mix ???
do it while you still can, your body will make it a living hell the older you get
10:08
"I remember one of the monks' names is Panasonic"
*Skeletor laugh*
Best comment
2:52
Lol that Stallone impression:
"Eh, you know, you gotta drive the way you drive... You gotta have the steering wheel. And it's a whole new type... You gotta have four wheels, and you gotta, and on the ground, you gotta..."
Sounds like Joe Biden
GazB ?
😂
Joe? Is that you..?
“It’s a whole mentality”
Dolph Lundgren is so handsome that it comes back around to being weird looking.
I said this to my wife, and she just stared into her own mind for ten seconds, and said, "that's the most true thing I've ever heard".
He has a stereoid jaw
Robert Ri steroids make your bones bigger?
@@robertjusic9097 Different steroids trigger different growth factors. Prednisone is used for premature babies to speed lung development. There might be a way yo increase bone density that way, but the structure will grow in relation to stress. Without gravity the bones might grow at random, and make knots, and spurs. Could end up in a horror movie.
Knowing medical knowledge is gay.
The shot at 2:58 with the archer shooting dude point blank the rope course had me in tears
I love Gymkata's slogan: The thrill of gymnastics, the kill of karate.
This was like a more depressed RedLetterMedia
I thought it was impossible to get more depressing than RLM but here we are
Dumbs festival
The Cum Bois should invite Hollywood celebrity, Rich Evans on the show to talk about obscure movies.
holy shit THATS why I know this movie. RLM did an episode on it. I thought I was having a quantum stroke over a movie I recognized but never watched
@@bebopcola4643 yeah man, gymkata was on a BOTW video. Hilarious
Gymkata, staring Theo Von.
That’s all I see
Gang
"ya i knew this kid named jim kata in middle school that was super good at gymnastics, we all just thought he was gay. ya he got beat up a lot, cause ya know dog... you can't be messin with the dark arts like that, way to close to that homosexuality. gang gang, onward"
@@TheMikeMase close
😂😂
Stav's laugh at the country being called "Parmestan" is outstanding hahaha
GAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHAHAHA
its so sudden
"Terra, an attractive slavegirl who Swan falls in love with," and they say there's no good roles for women smh
Nick has as good a memory as Patrice did when it comes to movies. Impressive.
I loved Patrice’s Steven Seagal bit about his movie titles. “Something Something for Something”
Because they're black
"Don't unthaw him! His evil stretches through time!"
The Patrice Faceoff bit was so good
based on my own relationship to big trouble in little china going back to like 2006, i think he's just watched them too many times
Parmastan is where the Chicken Parmagiana comes from.
Parmastan is parmesan cheese's biggest fan.
Adam being like 2% better at Stallone than Nick is really funny for some reason
I was like "Bruh, no mf way his name is Panasonic" right when the telepathy talk is like "PANASONIC, please come here!" 😆
I DIED 😂
Nick once again proving his chops as a true historian and scholar of cinema
agreed! precisely right!
Holy shit I remember some kid when I was about 10 talking about showdown in little tokyo and assuming he got the name wrong for years. Now I learn it's an actual film
*got the name WONG
@@hithere4719 What about "High noon in old Shanghai?"
Kamikaze Cowboys.
Damn, the Gymkata guy passed away in June this year. Rest in Peace bro
He's on heaven's pommel horse now
They had this thing in Portland called B-Movie Bingo for a little bit and I kept hounding those hipsters to play Showdown in Little Tokyo because I knew it'd make 'em ticket sales and be a fucking blast to watch. Sure enough, when they ran out of their own bad VHS tapes, they played this in a theater and it was packed.
Humming when he's close to the edge? Sly really gonna bust mid race?
The soundtrack does feature the band "Tantric" so I think he just edges, never actually goes over the edge. He was taught tantra/edging by Master Jim Norton.
touches cheek
HUGE SLAP NOISE 9:58
lol
I got a chuckle out of that. *pap pap*
I wish there was a podcast where Nick just explains these shitty movies for an hour every week.
Sounds like cumtown with extra steps
Yeah, it’s called Cumtown.
Funny that Nick references Stalker alongside these Z-movies
You laugh but in Sydney we literally have a middle eastern task force
Crikey
Struth
They get paid in dollary-doos.
stu booth dinar-oonies
source?
Also left out that his dad died in that tournament decades before, so it was almost a revenge quest for him. And spoiler alert, when he runs through the obstacle courses dad is still there 😂
Damn what the fuck you just spoiled Gymkata for me
that's tight for real
Is he dead or alive? I need to know.
Why you gotta go and spoil a 40 year old movie man?
@@Flint-Dibble-the-Don The dad's still alive literally for a few minutes after reuniting. He's just been hanging out in the obstacle course
"Its just some crazy thing he does" that line makes me so upset.
I'd kill to hear Nick attempt to explain STALKER to the others, that would be a treat
Nick's memory of movies/tv is flawless and it makes me jealous.
At least I'm not a raging gay guy.
he did watch it 15 times
His memory is flawless even though he didn’t remember how it ended. Okay.
@@justincoleman3805 nobody likes you
Hell yeah dude
@@justincoleman3805 bug
I had no idea the King of Parmistan was played by Mel Brooks lol
"I am tired...I feel like my time is coming to an end"
*SLAPS OLD GUY TWICE LOUDLY ON FACE*
Brilliant
The funny thing about Driven is that there's a scene where a wheel gets ripped off a car and flies into the audience. About 3 years before the movie came out, something similar happened at two actual CART (which is the racing series in the movie and basically Indycar 2.0) races where three people in the grand stands died in each incident.
Pummel horse in the town of crazy's is a classic moment
I watched Gymkata. It's absolutely horrendous
I saw it a few times when I was a little kid. I remember being on the edge of my seat when those crazy village peasents were chasing him through the town and he also had that body builder coming after him. As I got older I thought I dreamt that movie until I found it again. Its a terrible movie but gives me nostalgia
is it worth watching high enough that the stupid shit will be great like army of darkness or is it just boring af?
@@liltick102 I watch a lot of so bad it's good stuff so I don't know what your tolerance is like because I love Army of Darkness. I'd say it's borderline fun but the budget is pretty low. If you're looking for something bad good try Blood Diner or Ninja 3 The Domination.
It's super good lol almost as good as Robot Jox
Dude I just seen it for the first time and I used to go to that "village" as a kid for vacation, it's Dubrovnik where they shot Game of Thrones
Driven is one of THE most annoying films ever, got guys drifting round corners in F1 cars like it’s initial D
CART cars not f1 cars
Yeah and as if picking up a quarter on a tire that's a foot and a half wide is even remotely impressive lmao. And for some reason he has to drift?
"Maybe it's poison" sounds like of Norm Macdonald had a game show.
I miss watching bad movies, I used to have group of friends I would watch them with every weekend. They're not as fun when you watch them alone.
Thank you. Your edits made me want to start making em. Always on point Clangers.
1:09 My question was always: How do you learn to brake your own neck?! I mean, you can't practice it more than once.
Stav laughs at the name “Parmistan” because food makes him giddy.
whoa, why you gotta go and show their faces, I was in fullscreen
I especially don't need to see the giant baby in the middle
@@delasoul2875 onkel almost got eye cancer
My eye convulsed when i saw the boss baby
@@oddacity5883 Damn, I hope you made it to an eye wash station. How many must suffer Stav, HOW MANY?
i'm sorry that nicks beard, stav's quadruple chin and cool adam's glasses get you uncomfortably errect, that's an internal issue you gotta sort out yourself my brother
11:14 Did buddy really just do a twirl into that other buddies kick? Either way I re-watched it a bunch of times and laughed hysterically every time.
he made an error in judgement
Whoever puts these videos together is doing us all a big service. Thanks man.
10:53 "Swan" is also the name of a defunct ham radio company (they mostly built shortwave transceivers) in Oceanside, CA., so the stupid joke has longer legs than Nick thought.
3:01 why did they shoot my man with an arrow right at the end lmfao
It's a hard course
"Sometimes... You just gotta take a chance."
That lines gotten me laid every time
"I'll take a chance when I'm ready"
Thanks dude, seeing these clips makes Nick's explanations so much better
8:53
“It’s this like Italian Mad Max clone”
“Fuck yeah”
The Stallone racing movie killed me
He hums when he's on the edge
in bed.
Driven is tied with Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever for the worst movie I've ever seen
Ballistic is special because it's the only movie filmed in my city that's actually set there. Never mind that it's totally retarded for a movie about international assassins to take place in Vancouver, and it was supposed to take place in Thailand but they couldn't fly there because of 9/11, it's still special.
So what you’re saying is that you’ve never seen any Neil Breen movies.
@@ghostgate82 I try to limit the field to major studio releases
unskilledlabor1 but Breen always says his films are “real” and “theatrical.” You’re missing out.
@@ghostgate82 Breen is a "professional film maker" who has "wrote, produced, and acted" in "five theatrical, independent feature films".
Panasonic and his master General Electric LMAO
Gymkata is the greatest movie of all time! The sound effects alone are epic! lol
For once, Nick remembered the name of a movie he knows everything about
4:13 holy shit though that was one of the most incredible stunts I’ve seen. It’s like a video game jump
In gymnastics it's known as a Flyaway, if you're interested.
The guy was a very famous gymnast after all
I finally understand the Family Guy reference, when Stewie does GYMKATA
the part at 3:00 where he shoots the guy with the bow is one of the fucking funniest death scenes I've ever seen
This is the best channel that nobody knows about
Have you heard of Revenge Of The CIS?
I've seen this probably 12 times, too funny
RIP Kurt Thomas
Stav said *Big Chubble In Little China*
Nick attempting to recall movies he watched while bombed could honestly be the entire podcast.
Nick’s missed calling was hosting MST3K. They need to get back to the roots, give him the robots and let him have full control.
No irony here, Dolph Lundgren is an under-rated actor, up there with Rutger Hauer.
u wot mate. They're icons.
@@user-tj4ly8yk1f Well, yeah, that's what I said.
His version of the Punisher gets no love at all and it was a great representation of Frank Castle.
@@mkII. Dirty Laundry is legend
@@Turtleproof That's Thomas Jane.
Saw the title. First movie they mentioned was Big Trouble in Little China...I got scared for a second.
0:48 You didn't mention that SHANG TSUNG HIMSELF was in the movie!
Gymkata was one of the movies I rented back in the day, when my folks were away and I'd have unfettered access to the the v.h.s player, plus a membership to the local video rental. I was pretty undiscerning in those days, enjoyed any old crap, but even I remember Gymkata as a steaming pile of plop.
Love this channel. Just discovered it through that episode about Steven Seagal, it cracked me up. Earned a sub!
I did too. I was cracking up the whole video of them ripping on segal.
Yous guys should check out Billy Blanks movies, the ty bow guy from the 90s , he was great 👍🏼
King of the Kickboxers is the shit
Billy Blanks and Loren Avedon
Goddamn Nick's movie choice is as good as his impressions. Kid is next level all different ways
he is so good at picking out movies
the delivery on the "Oh no it's happened again" at 4:20 kills me everytime
I love how you ended the video with "sometimes you gotta take a chance." It calls back to Adam saying he missed the old days of watching great bad movies. To find gems like that, you gotta take a chance in watching something new. You're by far one of the better cum town clip channels.
Fatal Deviation, best bad movie ever. An Irish Karate movie with an ex-boyband bad guy 😂
OSWReview on youtube does a great review on it. Irish people really pick up on the small shit in that movie.
STEVE!! WHAT BAR IS THIS COMMENT?
Very glad i found this channel, a rare gem tbh
"You put on this Sylvester Stallone race car movie" Oh, yea.. Death Race 2000, for sure.
Seriously, thank you man, you just reminded me of two movies that I wanted to see again, that with the blonde bloke and the one with the poison in the beginning
I love how in Driven he is using a sequential gearbox but they show the pedals using a clutch. There is no clutch with a sequential. That movie gave me Stallone face as a car guy trying to count the mistakes
But did you scream Adriaaaaannnnn?
Jay S I screamed *Gaydriaaaaan!*
I liked the part where the 67 year old Italian man went vrooom.
@@BurlyMammoth Haha
Most sequentials actually have clutches to start out in 1st gear. DCTs mostly dont, but some have hand clutches
Stavs reaction @ 2:52 made me laugh as hard as he did.
Don't forget the 1982 gem "Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann"
10:00 that slapping sound effect is freaking hilarious bahahahahahha
Wait. Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee, and Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa in a movie together? Adding this to my watch list for sure
8:15 The guy with glasses has a very prominent Adams apple.
6:46 Boomhauer Stallone
Lmao that dude in interzone is the dude from Re-Animator whose girlfriend gets eaten out by a decapitated head
thank you, he looked so goddamn familiar. I should’ve known since Re-Animator’s director’s cut (with the telepathic surgeon: makes way more sense) is one of my favorite movies.
@Jerf Hankell yes
And it was produced by legendary schlock Italian B-movie director Joe d'Amato under one of his many pseudonyms.
Gymkata is god level hilarity!
"Alright guys, we need some *cheesy* name for our middle-eastern country"
Has to be how it happened, i see no other explanation.
@Danny Krenjamin It was a pun based on "parmesan"...
For the scientists out there, the Parmestan Princess was in July 1982 of Playboy Germany
I love how they decided to cast a 5'7 130lb white guy to play the role of a kick ass karate warrior.
Guess who invented karate bub
R u describing me
Gods work with these edits
YO I just binge watched all your videos and now I find this talking about Big Trouble, my literal all time favorite.
I love you. I've never ever came across more appropriate content for me than you guys.
I remember showdown little Tokyo. It had that scene where the japanese guy is feeling up a blonde lady from behind then cuts her head off.
I just remember the line when they're about to die, and the guy tells Dolf he's got a really big dong. Really weird
I remember when gym kata was a big deal in the cinemas. I never saw anything but the posters until now. I really wanted to see that movie now I feel stupid.
@Danny Krenjamin Actually I read the book several times before I saw the movie some years later. I loved to read that book. David Bischoff
OMG! I’ve been watching the channel for a few days now, loving it. I have had memories of the movie Gymkata playing in my brain for 3.5 decades and I never knew the name of the movie and could never find it, so glad I found it here 😂
artfully made
The guy in Gymkata looks like Mahk Walberg with Downer’s hogging all the chromosomes
Mahk Wahbahg looks like Mahk Wahbahg with extra chromosomes.
Mark wa...Malk Wolwboug
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