whenever Nick starts a sentence with "you ever see that movie..." 1. no you haven't, it's awful. 2. Nick is going to describe in detail the entire plot even though he watched it 10 years ago when he was blackout drunk and on drugs.
After hearing Nick's Morgan Freeman impression back to back with actual Morgan Freeman, it really starts to sink in how good of an impressionist Nick is
@@Thecoochincanoocheecreek thinner was like a mandela effect of my childhood I just accidentally was up when my family was watching it and I always had the slingshot through his hand image in my head for years without knowing the movie
@@Thecoochincanoocheecreek That gypsies are creepy freaks that will curse you at the drop of a hat? Or in this case some old gypsy bitch who probably spent her entire miserable life stealing from normal humans who work hard? That Austrian painter guy was right about them.
Speaking of The Karate Kid, at least in the original the kids in question were like 17 and trespassing on the mentor's property in the middle of the night in order to beat another kid half to death. Meanwhile the remake looks like a bunch of 12 year olds in a school hallway?
i love how the gay kid anthony hopkins' character outed walked away from that interaction thinking this old man has been watching him cross-dress on so many occasions within such detail he knows exactly why he's doing it
I can’t stop laughing at Nick saying “He knocks a gypsy over or somethin, or spits on her” over a clip of the gypsy getting absolutely bodied by the fat dude in his car
The idea of a movie about an old guy who goes around telling kids that they're gay sounds great on paper, but in execution doesn't live up to that wonderful premise.
I wish I could tell you that Adam fought the good fight, and Stavros and Nick let him be. I wish I could tell you that. But Cum Town is no fairytale world...
I just got a job after 3 months unemployed and I'd rather be back on the streets getting coffee thrown on me and having to fuck the carcasses of fresh roadkill just to feel the warmth of a pussy
I kind of liked that movie too just on its own terms of being so stupid. At some point Morgan Freeman is flying an attack helicopter to spray rockets at a giant alien the size of a building, it's just the dumbest shit ever and I kind of like it.
I was having the shittiest week I've had in maybe 3 years but by the time I got to Morgan Freeman coming into the VO booth like "I'm gonna riff some of these" I laughed my entire ass off, just full on tears rolling down my face contorting in my chair, holy shit
Stephen King is old enough to remember when Voodoo and Gypsys were the "scariest things in the world." Tons of old movies, 50's EC Comics, etc are just filled with that stuff like it is super scary.
I wonder would River phoenix have been a great adult actor or was he built just for like those typ of kid/young man movies like Stand by me and my own private idaho. His brother is great but I've always kinda wondered would he have been great in stuff like today in his 40s.
Me: Im seeing this same modes-operandi with every other celebrity, politician, and Hollywood related individual, not to mention the annual disappearance of over 500,000 kids in the U.S., I'm starting to think maybe there is a conspiracy ...... The Media: Shut up, Bigot!
Never Forget TRUE DETECTIVE Season One, and what that show tried to tell us! Satanists and rituals for generations of inbred rich bastards who kidnap kids and then nobody ever hears about it. I think Nic Pizzolato was onto a true story, there is a Vice article about the real life *True Detectives* Maybe Stephen King knows something? He seems kinda chill and normal to me, but what the fuck do I know about USA? I'm European. Also the Ancient Greeks had schools and pedophiles as teachers as well, some 3500 years ago. Nobody did anything then..
O my god LMFAO the person that edited this video is a comedic genius. lol I love how he lined up the misery section of the video where there saying “I’m not going to finish you off unless you tell me the ending and he’s like that’s insane and then he busts early” lol the way they made the scenes for the movie looking like that’s what happened was amazing.
Jesus Christ, Morgan freeman narrating assrape for 5 minutes was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. I can't believe how much time I've spent on RUclips over the past couple months and have just now found this channel. All your videos have been funny as fuck
The Morgan Freeman impressions had me fucking ROLLING. It was back and forth for a while, but some how I managed to not shit my pants during that segment, Jesus fucking christ.
I thought ClangersTV was a CumTown channel. It's just some dude finding and editing all audio and video. Goddamn I appreciate the time it takes for you to do this. Thank you so much.
Steven King making a checklist of things to put in his books: 1: The state of Maine. 2: Magic. 3: Over the top bullies. 4: Childhood trauma. 4. The state of Maine. 5: Gayness.
I can't believe Nick didn't talk about how great Wild Bill was in the Green Mile. That seems like the exact kind of character that Nick would find hilarious.
The Shining is an odd example as it is the best King movie but Kubrick's version is wildly different. I guess it doesn't matter though, I'm pretty sure Shawshank was a long ass flick based on a novella, but The Mist was really rad. B/w version, if you can find it, makes it way better.
the laughs get better, the Freeman impression is hilarious and Shawshank is my favorite movie and I enjoy the movie AND this parody, but the best laugh at the Misery bit.
That antivaxx nurse really has the gift of the gab. The theatre kid quotient on the right actually seems to be a lot higher than on the left, and that's saying something.
Whats crazy is that the location of Shawshank Redemption is an old prison in Ohio thats one of the most haunted locations in the world bc of how the prisoners were treated there.
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whenever Nick starts a sentence with "you ever see that movie..."
1. no you haven't, it's awful.
2. Nick is going to describe in detail the entire plot even though he watched it 10 years ago when he was blackout drunk and on drugs.
And he will be able to quote long stretches of dialogue from the movie.
Some of them are hidden gems ngl
Lemme guesss
its because he has almost no friends and stays home and rewatches old movies all the time
Listening to these guys trashing films is like listening to Elton John talk about cunnilingus.
After hearing Nick's Morgan Freeman impression back to back with actual Morgan Freeman, it really starts to sink in how good of an impressionist Nick is
He’s spot on w almost every one
I'm ____
He’s alright.
I can't watch shawshank anymore without laughing at the sisters part thanks nick
It was meh
Nick: "Haven't you ever seen the movie Thinner?"
Stav: "No."
Nick: "Yeah. Of course not."
The first house I ever watched thinner in, their entire lineage is dead now from over dose. Anyways, that movie really molded some of my character
@@Thecoochincanoocheecreek I’ll take Baltimore or philly and I’ll make it a true daily double.
@@Thecoochincanoocheecreek thinner was like a mandela effect of my childhood I just accidentally was up when my family was watching it and I always had the slingshot through his hand image in my head for years without knowing the movie
@@Thecoochincanoocheecreek That is... Really creepy. It's like a movie plot all on it's own
@@Thecoochincanoocheecreek That gypsies are creepy freaks that will curse you at the drop of a hat? Or in this case some old gypsy bitch who probably spent her entire miserable life stealing from normal humans who work hard? That Austrian painter guy was right about them.
‘It doesn’t make you a hero adult for stepping in and hurting a child’s feelings’
*but it feels so good*
Speaking of The Karate Kid, at least in the original the kids in question were like 17 and trespassing on the mentor's property in the middle of the night in order to beat another kid half to death. Meanwhile the remake looks like a bunch of 12 year olds in a school hallway?
It's confirmed, Nick was the gay bully intimidated by Hopkins.
@@Ninjat126 zzzz-zzzzz-zzzzz-S
@@Ninjat126 i love how adult the original karate kid is, the PTSD drunk scene with miygagi is the best
Why doesn't it? Some kids need the wake up call now before it's too late
i love how the gay kid anthony hopkins' character outed walked away from that interaction thinking this old man has been watching him cross-dress on so many occasions within such detail he knows exactly why he's doing it
These days that would not fly. In fact the old man would be buried alive.
@@rafaeltrivino1790 good
@@rafaeltrivino1790 nope
@@rafaeltrivino1790 in some parts of the middle east the kid would fly. off a roof.
@@rokuthedog bahahahaha good fucking god man. Seeing if the fairies could fly?
I can’t stop laughing at Nick saying “He knocks a gypsy over or somethin, or spits on her” over a clip of the gypsy getting absolutely bodied by the fat dude in his car
Dude i was caught way off guard with that Freeman impression lmao
that was the funniest shit in the world
Those Mullens impressions be hitting different.
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The idea of a movie about an old guy who goes around telling kids that they're gay sounds great on paper, but in execution doesn't live up to that wonderful premise.
Clearly you haven’t followed my grandad around in a public place
@@collinmartin2566 You're not wrong.
This sounds amazing.
Yeah, that Pinocchio movie was a big disappointment too 😥
that kinda happened in an X-Men comic book, Jean Grey just randomly outed her brother because she can read minds
I wish I could tell you that Adam fought the good fight, and Stavros and Nick let him be. I wish I could tell you that. But Cum Town is no fairytale world...
HAHAHAHHAHAAH
I like how this implies Nick and Stav rape Adam every chance they get. Seems accurate tbh.
Nah Stav just got soft and like 200lbs fatter, thats about it. Killed a great podcast to go get publically fatter
When nick told me to continue being unemployed I felt validated
I just got a job after 3 months unemployed and I'd rather be back on the streets getting coffee thrown on me and having to fuck the carcasses of fresh roadkill just to feel the warmth of a pussy
facts
synced up the random clip with their pauses. Best in the game clangers
No way dude Clangers on an upload streak hell yeah.
Hell yea dude
oh hell yeah dude
Dam right buddy
The Shining is Stephen Kings best movie because the director had enough sense to change the story to make it better
Book was better. Movie was trash
what a terrible take lmao
Book was sooo much better than the movie, I love them both btw.
Movie is incredible. Book has evil hedge maze animals that come to life
@@Jamesharveycomics spoilers!!!
That edit of misery where he has his head cocked back while they are talking about him getting head was absolute GOLD. You are a genius editor
Oonkn
I zoom zoom On zoom In 6t6
I thought the exact same thing. Those last twenty seconds were gold.
He busts early and the movie ends 😂
Dude honestly these are quality videos. It's almost perfect
*gypsy brushes Stav's face*
"Fatter"
dude that comment killed me
lmao. that movie sucked.
Impossible
Come back to this comment to laugh. So fucking funny.
I didn't think youtube comments could take me by surprise anymore but this did.
Nick's "no of course not" after Stav says he's never seen the move 'Thinner' is great
"That's gotta be horrible dude, getting your ass absolutely plundered"
That's funnier than it should be
It's awful
"And they probably ARE cumming in your ass. They're not asking permission."
I think they’d have a field day talking about dreamcatcher, the Stephan king movie about poop worms.
Stephen Paddock Sydney
What are you doing here?
Filmed in my town too
I like that shit movie
I kind of liked that movie too just on its own terms of being so stupid. At some point Morgan Freeman is flying an attack helicopter to spray rockets at a giant alien the size of a building, it's just the dumbest shit ever and I kind of like it.
stavros subtly realizing that prison rape is bad is super funny
Shashank Redemption. It's so good, no one even thinks it's by Stephen King.
There's child rape/sex so definitely a Stephen King story
Maybe because is a rip off of the Count of Montecristo.
This comment. It's so bad, it even has horrible spelling.
@@wgjung1 nar
@@wgjung1 A ripoff? No. More like inspired. It's barely derivative
I was having the shittiest week I've had in maybe 3 years but by the time I got to Morgan Freeman coming into the VO booth like "I'm gonna riff some of these" I laughed my entire ass off, just full on tears rolling down my face contorting in my chair, holy shit
Me too but exchange it for month in 2 years. Stay strong. We have support!
Just watched it and that bit fucking killed me.
I’ve been using the “when white folks be raping you in jail” line to my girlfriend for a while now
The edit was so good, his mouth really looked like he was saying "off the dome".
why have i never heard of these guys before, im like binge watching all these vids. hilarious shit
Better late than never my gay pal
congratulations on accepting your homosexuality bro, proud of u
Welcome, you get used to Stavs laugh
You're watching like the 2% of their podcasts that is funny
@@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 The other 98% is gay, which is what I came for.
"You must have had some family members that had lead poisoning"
their description of misery is driving me insane. “i’m not gonna finish you off unless you tell me the ending” lmfaooo
"How did you do that?"
"I'm a grown man."
When Nick said "continue to be unemployed." That hit different.
Adam 100% wore his mom's clothes when he was the only one home, I'm sure of it
I 100% wore your mum's clothes when she was home.
His dad's too
@Signodan❤
He wore his sisters panties on his face. The used ones
Green Mile is just Of Mice and Men if Lenny was black and he’d have been caught for killing curlys wife.
And Of mice and men is just jurrasic park without dinosaurs.
@Cesare Borgia intellectual i see
Who would win in a fight: Lenny or John Coffey
@@rodlebster9921 No, you’re thinking of Blade Runner.
@@rodlebster9921 Yes he played the guy with two penises.
Stephen King is old enough to remember when Voodoo and Gypsys were the "scariest things in the world." Tons of old movies, 50's EC Comics, etc are just filled with that stuff like it is super scary.
Stanley Kubrick otoh knows what is extremely terrifying ☝️
"There used to be an NFL player named Todd Coffee" great riff, Adam
That is Adam in a nutshell. I love whenever Nick just goes "yes, please elaborate."
I appreciate the context clip leading into the Kathy Bates roast.
that transition to morgan freeman's voice at 5:32 shows how spot on nick's impression is
"Andy was about to learn that white duck be hitting different"....
"Stand by me" - another solid King adaptation. River Phoenix is awesome in it.
A pile of shit has a thousand eyes
I wonder would River phoenix have been a great adult actor or was he built just for like those typ of kid/young man movies like Stand by me and my own private idaho. His brother is great but I've always kinda wondered would he have been great in stuff like today in his 40s.
@@yodabaki970 interesting to think about
@@yodabaki970 I feel the same about Ben savage
Had to search for this comment before I typed it myself
That convo about Misery had me laughing my arse off. Hilarious
Fuck that Morgan Freeman voice was so good and I can't stop laughing
Nick impressions be hitting different
I was literally watching Clangers videos and refreshed the channel and another new upload. ❤❤
Stephen King loves writing about young boys "learning magic" from old men huh
Me: Im seeing this same modes-operandi with every other celebrity, politician, and Hollywood related individual, not to mention the annual disappearance of over 500,000 kids in the U.S., I'm starting to think maybe there is a conspiracy ......
The Media: Shut up, Bigot!
@@Burt_Cokaine yeah there's a lot of wizards out there
Never Forget TRUE DETECTIVE Season One, and what that show tried to tell us!
Satanists and rituals for generations of inbred rich bastards who kidnap kids and then nobody ever hears about it.
I think Nic Pizzolato was onto a true story, there is a Vice article about the real life *True Detectives*
Maybe Stephen King knows something? He seems kinda chill and normal to me, but what the fuck do I know about USA? I'm European.
Also the Ancient Greeks had schools and pedophiles as teachers as well, some 3500 years ago. Nobody did anything then..
@@Burt_Cokaine lmao half a million a year would means that they'd drain up usa's children pool very quickly
@@abraxabau look it up for yourself
When he do Morgan Freeman voice DUUUUDE... that's GOLD
clangers, top notch stuff brudda, got me cackling through another depressing lockdown, love from UK
Babe wake up new clangersTV edit
Wake up babe new bladee
The editing on the misery bit was perfect
“yell at your mom less” 😂😂😂😂😂
no deal
O my god LMFAO the person that edited this video is a comedic genius. lol I love how he lined up the misery section of the video where there saying “I’m not going to finish you off unless you tell me the ending and he’s like that’s insane and then he busts early” lol the way they made the scenes for the movie looking like that’s what happened was amazing.
Morgan freeman as Katt Williams made me choke on my water lol
"This is obscene, I have three names!"
Lmao
Misery loves Cumpany
Jesus Christ, Morgan freeman narrating assrape for 5 minutes was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. I can't believe how much time I've spent on RUclips over the past couple months and have just now found this channel. All your videos have been funny as fuck
His Morgan Freeman is perfect
The Misery segment had me dead, nice job!
I really liked the incest storyline that went nowhere and didn't really have an impact on the story at all in Mr. Mercedes.
There’s a lot of that in that particular series
The Morgan Freeman impressions had me fucking ROLLING. It was back and forth for a while, but some how I managed to not shit my pants during that segment, Jesus fucking christ.
Nick impressions be hitting different
I thought ClangersTV was a CumTown channel. It's just some dude finding and editing all audio and video. Goddamn I appreciate the time it takes for you to do this. Thank you so much.
His Morgan Freeman impression has me weak lmao.
The shining is more a stanley kubrick version of a stephen king book
of course. kubrick is simply a better director than king is an author
Which explains why it’s easily the best of the lot
@@jman7826 Easily the best? Idk it's arguable that Shawshank is better.
@@Dielawn69 Shawshank better than the shining movie? Absolutely not and it’s not even close
No shit
Billy Bob Thornton in "Bad Santa" shows the correct way for an adult to deal with a kids bullies
Steven King making a checklist of things to put in his books:
1: The state of Maine.
2: Magic.
3: Over the top bullies.
4: Childhood trauma.
4. The state of Maine.
5: Gayness.
& kid orgy’s in the sewer for some reason
And the main character is a writer and an alcoholic
@@wuffymcwuff I'm actually kind of embarrassed I forgot that.
I can't believe Nick didn't talk about how great Wild Bill was in the Green Mile. That seems like the exact kind of character that Nick would find hilarious.
The misery part had me literally rolling. Damn this soo like the nonsense me and my broskis would talk back in the day
Awesome work with the footage and audio timing! You are doing gods work :)
Thank you for what you do, ClangersTV :)
That Anthony Hopkins impression killed me.
Can’t believe they completely forgot about Stand By Me. 😂
King did The Running Man too, different screen name.
“This is obscene; I have three names.”
-Michael Clarke Duncan
The Shining is an odd example as it is the best King movie but Kubrick's version is wildly different. I guess it doesn't matter though, I'm pretty sure Shawshank was a long ass flick based on a novella, but The Mist was really rad. B/w version, if you can find it, makes it way better.
This is literally the best show on earth
"Then he just busts early and the movie ends" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bro, Clangers on the warpath with these uploads recently. KEEP EM COMING GRANDMA!
Editing of the misery part is 10/10
These edits are incredible, thank you for putting these together!
The boy cracking 100k. A true milestone in human evolution
the editing for Mysery lmao
the laughs get better, the Freeman impression is hilarious and Shawshank is my favorite movie and I enjoy the movie AND this parody, but the best laugh at the Misery bit.
Wow that ending killed me😂
“Just continue..dont change anything” lmfao
"You wear your mothers close dont you"
*slips note with phone number in bullies pocket*
I’m a simple man, I see a ClangersTV vid and I click
It’s funny imagining big titted Misery being like “looks like you’re all healed and can go home” and the guy is like “but I wanna stay.”
Instead of Misery It's Jizzery
Mammary
Fav movie
Yes
I was deeply invested in this.
U guys have the funniest movie reviews I've ever heard!!!!!
Why wont youtube let me watch this
Because you touch yourself at night
Shawshank redemption is the best Stephen King book adapted into a movie ever
Clangers, blessings upon you
4:43 “they caught him a couple times…”
😂
That antivaxx nurse really has the gift of the gab. The theatre kid quotient on the right actually seems to be a lot higher than on the left, and that's saying something.
0:50 that impression had me dying 💀💀💀
If the movie has a man/monster taking an unhealthy interest in a boy, you know it's a Stephen King adaptation.
The way the misery clips are spliced together with the bits about him getting cranked off im fucking dying LMAO
Actually there is a sequel to the movie "Thinner", it's called Stavros
Its the exact opposite
The ultimate clangers vid
In Clangers We Trust, thank you dude these videos are amazing
5:40 legit crying 😭Godamn that whole bit 💀
Let’s go 100k congrats
Thank you for your excellent editing.
ffs his antony hopkins impression is so good
Congrats on 100k dude!!
Whats crazy is that the location of Shawshank Redemption is an old prison in Ohio thats one of the most haunted locations in the world bc of how the prisoners were treated there.
“This is obscene, I have three names” is unironically the best line
Lmao at Jackie Chan beating up those little kids 😂
My tv freaked out trying to play this
I can’t play it at all