Best of the Worst: Showdown, Robot in the Family, and Bloodz vs. Wolvez

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • The return of Leo Fong! A failed Harry Potter ripoff that wouldn't play in the VCR! A robot in the family! And monster ganstas! This episode has all those things and less!

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  • @Bonny-2132
    @Bonny-2132 4 года назад +3122

    Leo Fong is just playing Fallout New Vegas and abandoning the main quest when he feels like it. The main quest only resumes when he returns.

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez 4 года назад +194

      So how everyone plays Fallout New Vegas. Or actually Fallout 4. Where's my Son! Oh hey look a base building mini game...

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 4 года назад +134

      "What in the goddamn?!"

    • @that1guy375
      @that1guy375 4 года назад +165

      Patrolling Sanctuary makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez 4 года назад +59

      @@that1guy375 When I got this assignment, I was hoping for more robots...

    • @shaneknolltrey728
      @shaneknolltrey728 4 года назад +66

      "Hey, forget the ham sandwich! I'm gonna hang out in the Big Empty for a spell; place's name reminds me of the 'pensive, piercing stare' I give the camera every time I nail a scene!"

  • @DUWAKIIN
    @DUWAKIIN 4 года назад +501

    My grandma thought Rich Evans' laugh was the fire alarm going off

    • @kitasitatata
      @kitasitatata 4 года назад +81

      Be cool about fire safety

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 4 года назад +29

      Were you cooking french fries in the frying pan?

    • @Puerco-Potter
      @Puerco-Potter 4 года назад +2

      @@RustyMuck with only 27 years?

  • @WolfWalrus
    @WolfWalrus 4 года назад +575

    It really shows the differences between the group when Mike and Rich want to call John Rhys-Davies "Sala", Jack wants to call him "Gimli" and Jay, surprising absolutely no-one, picks "Sliders"

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 2 года назад +23

      Severely underrated comment.

    • @Dogy0909
      @Dogy0909 2 года назад

      It’s DR. MAXIMILLIAN AUTURO you uncultured swine!

    • @tehbigshow
      @tehbigshow Год назад +42

      Not because of the show, because he really likes tiny hamburgers.

    • @mayflower2370
      @mayflower2370 Год назад +15

      But almost everyone says John Rice Davees

    • @itsd0nk
      @itsd0nk Год назад +6

      He’ll always be Sliders Professor Guy to me, despite knowing him from Indie first.

  • @GregPivo87
    @GregPivo87 4 года назад +3195

    Shame the Vampires didn't fight the Mummies, the Bloodz versus the Cryptz.

    • @DomSithe
      @DomSithe 4 года назад +380

      There is someone FURIOUSLY writing a script now because of this comment. I hope your happy.

    • @ourkeving
      @ourkeving 4 года назад +45

      Winner!

    • @Ohfishyfishyfish
      @Ohfishyfishyfish 4 года назад +129

      I'd say you're a great producer, but a great producer keeps million dollar ideas secret.

    • @legendarydragoon
      @legendarydragoon 4 года назад +62

      This was too clever for them.

    • @elsieoliver1671
      @elsieoliver1671 4 года назад +26

      Dont give them ideas!!!

  • @jipefix
    @jipefix 4 года назад +4142

    I can't believe these men may control the fate of the Middle East.

    • @Necron1999
      @Necron1999 4 года назад +617

      Pfft, these men are pawns...

    • @Yijh
      @Yijh 4 года назад +489

      No, they are the true messengers of God!

    • @lionslug
      @lionslug 4 года назад +375

      Three two three four, four two three and!

    • @genitur
      @genitur 4 года назад +188

      I think they're wonderful.

    • @Dapstart
      @Dapstart 4 года назад +212

      Are those vultures?

  • @MrJeanjean2009
    @MrJeanjean2009 2 года назад +299

    "I look into the eyes of Leo Fong and see nossing but darkness." -Werner Herzog
    RIP Leo Fong.

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 4 года назад +1226

    Mike: *[Tiny, defeated whimper]* "Help... help me, Rich..."
    Rich: *[Already dead inside]* "No one can help you."

  • @weruinmovies
    @weruinmovies 4 года назад +566

    From the looks of them, you'd think these guys haven't slept or showered in days, but it's just the irreversible premature DNA deterioration effects caused by watching Robot in The Family. Rich Evans is only 26 years old.

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 4 года назад +4

      @@juststained holy fuck, is this for real?

    • @gidofter_lukge
      @gidofter_lukge 4 года назад +9

      @@denkerbosu3551 no

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 года назад +9

      I'd like to think Rich will always laugh like a man in his late 20s, even when he's at the age Mike would mock him.

  • @leannewho664
    @leannewho664 4 года назад +845

    i think they're underselling Jack's expressions, his face during robot in the family looked like he was watching someone precious to him be flayed. I have never seen that sheer a look of revulsed horror on someone before.

    • @meyes5671
      @meyes5671 3 года назад +103

      jack is underrated

    • @SpookyDarling
      @SpookyDarling 2 года назад +5

      Him also sleeping and then jerking awake during the werewolf movie made me laugh so hard.

    • @mydemon
      @mydemon 2 года назад +55

      Jack's expressions make the videos for me. He looks always so embarrassed and horrified.

    • @groinBlaster31
      @groinBlaster31 6 месяцев назад +7

      His reaction to Faust is amazing too hahahaha

  • @SirHilaryManfat
    @SirHilaryManfat 4 года назад +2171

    I love the guests that appear on BotW, but sometimes it feels comforting just to have the original Jay/Mike/Rich/Josh/Jack line up.

    • @zaphodbbrox
      @zaphodbbrox 4 года назад +107

      Those were my exact thoughts as the episode wrapped up. Classic BOTW.

    • @superfan4
      @superfan4 4 года назад +152

      more like just jay, mike, rich, and jack.

    • @SuperMeowman123
      @SuperMeowman123 4 года назад +88

      @OnlyCaleb I agree, though Freddie and Tim are also pretty hilarious dudes and I'm pretty stoked whenever they're guests

    • @lunalluna9401
      @lunalluna9401 4 года назад +157

      agreed. I also miss the canadians, they were pretty funny.

    • @NiViZi
      @NiViZi 4 года назад +90

      Agreed! There's something about when the old stalwarts are together... must be a Milwaukee thing... although I WOULD like to see a BOTW episode where Len Kabasinski, Neil Breen, Dave Wascavage, and Shoji Tabuchi watch and have a panel discussion about Space Cop. That would be amazing.

  • @deftonesnut
    @deftonesnut 4 года назад +502

    Rich saying “I understand my fate” is the equivalent to Mike’s “it’s like the moments leading up to an execution”.

    • @kalibos
      @kalibos 4 года назад +26

      FUTURE FORCE!

  • @alexrodriguez9441
    @alexrodriguez9441 4 года назад +288

    John Rhys Davies left the 3rd season of the television series "Sliders" because he was disappointed with the decreasing quality of the show's scripts. He apparently had no such misgivings about "Robot In The Family".

    • @Jordan-zk2wd
      @Jordan-zk2wd 3 года назад +83

      Robot in The Family technically does not decrease in quality. It is a constant barrage of loud noise, very consistent.

    • @Dogy0909
      @Dogy0909 2 года назад +11

      Extremely wild to me given that I’m a little obsessed with sliders and it’s always been bad 😅 like a lot of those season 1 episodes have some really dumb writing

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 11 месяцев назад +8

      To be fair, "Robot in the Family" might have been a good movie before it was heavily re-edited and overdubbed to be a kids movie.

  • @evilqueen13
    @evilqueen13 4 года назад +3457

    My husband thought I was watching a documentary about chimpanzees when he heard Rich laughing.

    • @zachsnow392
      @zachsnow392 4 года назад +148

      evilqueen13 Haha my mom asked me if I was watching the new joker movie

    • @user-hf9hf6hw8j
      @user-hf9hf6hw8j 4 года назад +59

      @@zachsnow392 rich is special needs, but he really is special

    • @user-ew7nz3yw2i
      @user-ew7nz3yw2i 4 года назад +52

      Rich Evans Vs. Ricky Gervais
      A laugh off to the death.

    • @joecool2721
      @joecool2721 4 года назад +17

      Divorce him for that

    • @toomuchcandor3293
      @toomuchcandor3293 4 года назад +29

      @Nyaemal Hrruna ngl id also give up sleeping w my husband to hear rich send his mating call to all primates

  • @blahblah14722
    @blahblah14722 4 года назад +2589

    From a User Review on "Robot In The Family"'s IMDB page, dated 2006:
    "I am not ripping on this movie, I suggest everyone sees it, you'll appreciate everything else you ever see afterwards."

    • @caydenmichael98
      @caydenmichael98 4 года назад +59

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 года назад +171

      Holy shit, that’s brutal

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 года назад +119

      If there is an afterwards.

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 4 года назад +104

      Jay's not kidding, there is an IMBD user review titled "What?" (The above review cited is titled "Wow!")

    • @Slappap
      @Slappap 4 года назад +17

      The more I think this review comment the more I laugh.. I'm crying...

  • @clarence9593
    @clarence9593 3 года назад +743

    I’m glad that goldfinger said “don’t try this at home kids” when putting his hand in a toaster but not when he assaulted a police officer

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 года назад

      But can I assault a police officer using weaponized toaster-hands?

    • @washedblue
      @washedblue 2 года назад +92

      he was ahead of his time

    • @crawlingchaos2811
      @crawlingchaos2811 2 года назад +37

      He said every word ever

    • @marcinkwiatkowski9926
      @marcinkwiatkowski9926 Год назад +30

      Many people have a toaster at home but only a few have police officers at home.

    • @86pp73
      @86pp73 Год назад +24

      ​@@marcinkwiatkowski9926 Oh I disagree, you can have *many* police officers at home if you know who to ask

  • @jordanolson11
    @jordanolson11 4 года назад +311

    when I see rich laugh, I don't see a man experiencing joy, I see a red faced man suffering the deepest and darkest pains that no other mortal can even handle, he laughs like a bird suffering having lost it's mate, but still making the call for her, in the hopes she'll respond.

    • @saftpackerl
      @saftpackerl 4 года назад +13

      "This is what it sounds like, when doves cry" ..."sings" Sir Ben Kengsley

    • @ravenkarlin
      @ravenkarlin 4 года назад +31

      Rich Evans stands in bathroom, soundtrack by Hildur Guðnadóttir starts playing as he does a slow, meditative and hypnotising dance. He wishes to cry but instead laughs reluctantly. He acknowledges that his life is nothing but a comedy.

    • @enkidude
      @enkidude 4 года назад +16

      Thank you Mr herzog

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 4 года назад +1

      That ain't a bird, it's a hyenia.

  • @mitchell2491
    @mitchell2491 4 года назад +403

    I checked John Rhys Davies' wikipedia page and this movie is not listed in his filmography lmfao

    • @CyanLink
      @CyanLink 4 года назад +102

      Add it.

    • @TheSuperQuail
      @TheSuperQuail 4 года назад +63

      I agree, his whole wiki page needs to be updated.

    • @mursuka80
      @mursuka80 4 года назад +42

      It is on IMDB though. Good thing it is impossible to delete it from there.

    • @jim405
      @jim405 3 года назад +6

      Amazingly Sliders is apart of his television credits despite his embarrassment of being apart of its production during the final days of it airing on Fox. I could tell that after the second season he was phoning it in very hard.

  • @mrpicnmix
    @mrpicnmix 4 года назад +1885

    HOLY SHIT!!!!! My best friends dad made the movie "robot in the family" I used to see that robot in the house everytime I came over lol. if anyone from redlettermedia is reading this I can get in contact with them.

    • @Simon74
      @Simon74 4 года назад +114

      This is amazing. Why did this comment get so little attention?!

    • @lewisyaworski8962
      @lewisyaworski8962 4 года назад +129

      Contact them at their web domain and they might get back to you eventually. They tend to pick their ‘best of the worst’ line-up at random, but carefully plan their other monthly segments.

    • @mrpicnmix
      @mrpicnmix 4 года назад +208

      I’m glad to see this is getting attention now and I’ll definitely email them and see what happens. Some fyi the crazy brother in the movie is my best friends dad who wrote and directed the movie. Joe pantoliano was told to closely mimic his fathers personality and the that’s the actual house they live in. One more thing the suit went through different actors and I think one of the actors got hurt in it.

    • @thehza2592
      @thehza2592 4 года назад +32

      That's awesome. Please shine as much light on this enigma as you possibly can

    • @stephaniekaye8102
      @stephaniekaye8102 4 года назад +15

      Mack obviously contacted them through they're website. Who the hell wouldnt answer! I love Mack!

  • @trippinfinito154
    @trippinfinito154 4 года назад +441

    "shovelhead" is a motorcycle reference, an old style of HD engine. Doesn't make the line any better writing but it made an iota of sense

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 года назад +15

      Overruled.

    • @AlexDeLarge1
      @AlexDeLarge1 4 года назад +19

      But he was hitting him with a shovel. If he wanted to make it a motorcycle reference, he should have gotten on a motorcycle, grabbed the shovel, and smacked him in the head while riding past him, and said something like "eat shovelhead, bitch" or something like that.

    • @trippinfinito154
      @trippinfinito154 4 года назад +10

      @@AlexDeLarge1 you are clearly a better screenwriter than those who brought us "showdown", sir

    • @MrAnaheimification
      @MrAnaheimification 4 года назад

      In that case he coulda just used his fist and asked if he wanted a “Knucklehead” 👊

    • @ROGUEKELSEY
      @ROGUEKELSEY 4 года назад

      If he hit him with a pan, he could've said panhead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @iamzurvan
    @iamzurvan Год назад +269

    My cat no longer flinches at Rich Evans' laugh, exposure therapy works.

  • @RustyMuck
    @RustyMuck 4 года назад +162

    geez, you'd think they'd be able to find a group of VCR repairman to get that second tape to play

    • @ourkeving
      @ourkeving 4 года назад +8

      Frauds!

    • @boredmonkee
      @boredmonkee 4 года назад +26

      It would take 10 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to do that

    • @Activated_Complex
      @Activated_Complex 4 года назад +12

      For that, you want Lightning Fast VHS Repair, just down the street. Run by a couple of DC fanboys who mostly just hang out with their friends, guzzling energy drinks.

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 4 года назад +1

      Activated Complex ah, so like an elaborate episode of Star Trek

  • @clintronious
    @clintronious 4 года назад +274

    “It’s like you’re on a rollercoaster into your own grave” - Mike Stoklasa

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 года назад +1

      Lol
      I guess that's every Rollercoaster that anyone's ever been on!
      WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! > > > > > > \o/

    • @petemasta99
      @petemasta99 4 года назад

      The euthanasia fantasia

  • @GreenhornProductions
    @GreenhornProductions 4 года назад +277

    So 'Robot in the Family' is basically Uncut Gems for children, only terrible.

    • @nickeimer8851
      @nickeimer8851 3 года назад +39

      Adam Sandler based his performance of Howard on Gold Digger

    • @Crazy56U
      @Crazy56U 3 года назад +8

      Also, sadly, no one gets shot.

    • @carolfromhr9900
      @carolfromhr9900 3 года назад +5

      @@Crazy56U a blind man does get ran over though. And 90% of the characters get violently electrocuted at some point.

    • @Crazy56U
      @Crazy56U 3 года назад

      @@carolfromhr9900 Fair

  • @GasmaskAvenger
    @GasmaskAvenger 4 года назад +1343

    Oh god, hearing Jay scream "SHUT UP!" is glorious.

    • @keefriff99
      @keefriff99 4 года назад +22

      @@colormewicked88
      Jay yelled shut up twice.

    • @cliffarroyo9554
      @cliffarroyo9554 4 года назад +43

      @@keefriff99 I think ti was the same "SHUT UP!" twice...

    • @slackerdenile8836
      @slackerdenile8836 4 года назад +34

      Surprised Jack didn't sing 'Peteey Wheatstrawww!' after he did that.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 4 года назад +42

      Nah, the inflection and context on the Petey Wheatshtaw “shut up” is truly one of a kind and is not otherwise to be used

    • @ericv00
      @ericv00 4 года назад +38

      For a moment, Jay was me. Jay was the everyman watching the movie, the audience insert for the audience watching the movie.

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 3 года назад +100

    Rich: "That's an unrelated ancient, priceless artifact that has been stolen!"
    Mike: *[Proceeds to cover his face and devolve into an existential crisis]*

  • @damiaorodrigues2680
    @damiaorodrigues2680 4 года назад +272

    I can't believe "Ryan's Babe"'s non-sensical plot could be beaten. Bravo "Robot in the Family", bravo...

  • @waveeyes5034
    @waveeyes5034 4 года назад +64

    Hearing Mike whisper "Oh my god" under his breathe during Robot in the Family brought a tremendous amount of joy to me, thank you guys, you are all the best :).

  • @joshduriden519
    @joshduriden519 4 года назад +236

    That movie simulates what it feels like to have an anxiety disorder

  • @Rihcterwilker
    @Rihcterwilker 4 года назад +240

    I thought Rich was going to die when he fell in the beginning 😱😢 don't make my boi do these dangerous stunts!!! 😠😳

    • @TheFallofTheEleventh
      @TheFallofTheEleventh 4 года назад +8

      Richter WLK almost lost our dick the birthday boy! Who’s full of *AIDSSSSSS*

    • @Necron1999
      @Necron1999 4 года назад +16

      But he insists! He’s crazy like Tom Cruise!

    • @FumblsTheSniper
      @FumblsTheSniper 4 года назад +12

      Well now we know where Tom Cruise learned to do his stunts AND act

    • @weregretohio7728
      @weregretohio7728 4 года назад +3

      Then he almost died laughing.
      Well, it must go to show that Rich Evans is already dead... inside.

    • @rafaelrodrigues7971
      @rafaelrodrigues7971 4 года назад +7

      Doing dangerous stunts is how he's been affording his diabetes medication for the last 20 years.

  • @pablom.g-m
    @pablom.g-m 4 года назад +218

    I feel like "Robot in the Family" is what Robert Chambers was trying to do with "The King in Yellow" but just couldn't quite get it right.

    • @kaiviru
      @kaiviru 4 года назад +36

      "Robot in the family" is what happens when you read the King in Yellow

    • @thesnorg1442
      @thesnorg1442 4 года назад +12

      @@viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 wow. you sound a little pretentious

    • @Squiddy0912
      @Squiddy0912 4 года назад +14

      “Co-directed by Hastur”

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez 4 года назад +11

      So this is the best unofficial HP Lovecraft film ever made. Gotcha.

    • @PangolinMontanari
      @PangolinMontanari 4 года назад +2

      @@thesnorg1442 Some people do think it's better to achieve stupidity, somehow.

  • @tremapar
    @tremapar Год назад +136

    Robot in the Family is like if the random nonsense of Ryan's Babe and Dangerous Men had a kid, and that kid was raised with crackhead energy by "The Scot" from Top Slots: Spotting the Best

  • @ChaloempolKay
    @ChaloempolKay 4 года назад +86

    The boys comes back with the old format. I feel like coming home.

    • @GK-hq8mo
      @GK-hq8mo 4 года назад +21

      Nice observation! I don't know how long has it been since the last episode of just Mike, Jay, Jack and Rich Evans watching three dumb B-movies. Really missed those

    • @flusterdouglas9326
      @flusterdouglas9326 4 года назад +3

      Last time seems to be April of 2018 when they did Hologram Man, Faust and another Leo Fong movie.
      I love the gimmicks and the guests, but it would be nice to see the format and panelists that made the channel so great, more than once every two years.

    • @LadyTylerBioRodriguez
      @LadyTylerBioRodriguez 4 года назад

      @@flusterdouglas9326 Its been that long? When Jack famously thought Scotty Pippins played for the Charlotte Hornets? I feel old.

  • @FinleyZero
    @FinleyZero Год назад +32

    I absolutely love Jay going "What is this? What IS this!?" at 45:34. Makes me laugh on every rewatch.
    You can genuinely feel how visceral and authentic his confusion is.

  • @laughingskuls7000
    @laughingskuls7000 4 года назад +141

    "A lot of elderly abuse in this film, but not as funny as you would expect though..." Jay Bauman 10/10

  • @nathany6244
    @nathany6244 Год назад +91

    For anyone who didn't get the 'shovelhead' line, it's a Harley reference. Harley's engines have gone through iterative redesigns, and several of them are colloquially known by the shape of the cylinder head, e.g. Panhead, Shovelhead.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 Год назад +4

      I think you’re confusing that with a feature seen in many jackets and jeans

    • @WraithWriter
      @WraithWriter Год назад

      @@MaxPayne. Also a term for a redneck or idiot...

    • @Necromortus
      @Necromortus Год назад +2

      @@powercage According to one guy on urban dictionary, it is, though the explanation makes 0 sense.

    • @HarryButtsworth
      @HarryButtsworth Год назад +1

      @@Necromortus I've heard that term from relatives when I was growing up. And I swear maybe from a tv show. But there isn't much of anything online

  • @StoneColdSergio
    @StoneColdSergio 4 года назад +108

    Brother Love was a professional wrestling manager from the early 90s in the WWF. His gimmick was that of an exaggerated TV evangelist with such a ridiculous spray-on tan that he looked literally red.

    • @HistoriisMysteria
      @HistoriisMysteria 4 года назад +25

      Hearing Rich mention Brother Love made me unreasonably happy. Rich never ceases to amaze us all. Praise him!

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 4 года назад +2

      One of my favourite characters, good times...

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 3 года назад +5

      He loves yeeewwwwwww! He was also the Undertaker's very first manager for some reason.

    • @BigFingerRo
      @BigFingerRo 2 года назад +8

      In the words of one breathy, angry Randy Savage, he is "the man who tells nothing but lies". YOU BROKE THAT PROMISE, HULK HOGAN. AND THAT'S ENOUGH TO GET ME HOT.

  • @woohahcatrim9780
    @woohahcatrim9780 4 года назад +78

    40:18 - confirmed that this movie occurs in the Black Lodge. This is what drove Laura Palmer insane.

  • @MFSeaMen
    @MFSeaMen 4 года назад +128

    James Long, who is
    Joe Wong, who is
    Leo Fong, who is
    Low Blow.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 года назад +2

      The man *behind* the myth!

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 года назад +7

      I am known by many names....
      All of them rhyme with my name....

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 года назад +5

      ....And each name an integral part of the expanded Fongiverse

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs 4 года назад +2

      Every time they say Low Blow I hear Homer Simpson waking up saying "Lobo. Lobo. Bring Back Sheriff Lobo."

    • @matthewkemmer7943
      @matthewkemmer7943 4 года назад +1

      Baba is Leo Fong

  • @CookieMonster1390
    @CookieMonster1390 3 года назад +413

    I will never find a more accurate depiction of my relationship with my ADHD brain than the fucking noise and chaos of Robot in the Family, interrupted by Jay yelling SHUT UP, so thank you for that 👍

    • @trikstari7687
      @trikstari7687 3 года назад +20

      Jack's reaction to Jay yelling like that is priceless.

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 года назад +13

      If I could map out my ADHD brain, a significant percentage of neuronal connections would be dedicated to RLM moments

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 2 года назад +13

      > Hotdog Cop goes on dates and they "seem to have a lovely time" [Rich Evans' spit take]
      > "Stop, STOP, this ape is good"
      > "WHAT is this ape, why is this ape"
      > "Yeah, now it's time to dance, buddy"
      > "What's wrong with your faaaace"
      > "Ohmigod, lookit the lil minis!"
      > "Oh my god, he started the plane!!"
      > "You're gonna hang me in my backyard noose!?"
      > "Your friendly BARTENDER!"
      > "What you speak of is Eloisecole--stay away!"
      > "The man whose rap embarrassed a nation"
      > "This movie is nothing but stuff"
      And so on into infinity ♾️

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa 9 месяцев назад

      i was literally thinking the same thing lmao. the whole movie seems like an adhd simulator, representative of both the constant nonsensical noise in ur head and the expirience of overstimulation/sensory overload. its like what being in a crowded place feels like

  • @andreacinefilo
    @andreacinefilo 4 года назад +50

    That's my favourite line-up: Mike, Jay, Jack & Rich Evans

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 года назад +7

      Yeah, the stunt casting is fine, every once in a while, but this is the real OG flavour show :)

    • @ConorGrice
      @ConorGrice 4 года назад +2

      The Evans Brothers as they're otherwise known.

  • @BlisaBLisa
    @BlisaBLisa 9 месяцев назад +6

    robot in the family feels like one of those autism simulation videos on youtube. just constant overslimulation to the point of meltdown

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa 9 месяцев назад +1

      ive never actually watched one of those vids but this is what i imagine theyre like

  • @FilmsCourt
    @FilmsCourt 4 года назад +219

    That Robot sounds like Mike doing his old lady voice

    • @jogymogy3691
      @jogymogy3691 4 года назад +1

      I thought that gay robot sounds like Muten Roshi

    • @AnalogyShark
      @AnalogyShark 4 года назад +5

      It really sounds like Coach Steve from Big Mouth to me. It's so close, I feel like this is where Nick Kroll got the voice from.

    • @AdamFunk
      @AdamFunk 4 года назад

      @@AnalogyShark I totally feel like this is a movie that Nick Kroll would have seen and loved.
      Also, not sure if you watched all the way through, but Mike pulled out his phone and started playing Big Mouth to show the others the similarity; so you're not the only one to think this. Could be right.

    • @gamecargo8115
      @gamecargo8115 4 года назад +6

      It sounds like Adam Sandler’s “Jill” voice

    • @hookhobie8922
      @hookhobie8922 4 года назад

      @@AnalogyShark was thinking the exact same thing. it's too close of a match to be a coincidence, for such a strange voice.

  • @hongquiao
    @hongquiao 4 года назад +58

    The kid on the cover of "Legend of the Rings" looks like he just found his parent's swinger photo-album.

  • @AVerySillySausage
    @AVerySillySausage 4 года назад +23

    24:13 Right here I almost died laughing. His line delivery is just so perfect, it's better than anything from the The Room or any Neil Breen movie, I don't know why it just is exactly. Perhaps it's the honest effort from the other actors, the dramatic reaction/repeat from the other actor "Kinkade got away!?" who is trying his best. Or maybe the context is even funnier, how he just states this with a certainity with no indicator to how he knows, like he's reading off the script for the film. Just amazing.

  • @andrewhickinbottom1051
    @andrewhickinbottom1051 4 года назад +32

    16:25 - "There's a lot of elderly abuse in this film." "Not as funny as you would expect though"
    Brilliant episode - one of the best!

  • @ficklepickle2705
    @ficklepickle2705 4 года назад +45

    If the werewolves and the bloodz all got along, they’d probably gun me down by the end of the song

    • @jsheav3n
      @jsheav3n 4 года назад +4

      Every time I'm in the street, I hear-
      Howl! Hiss! Howl! Hiss!

  • @kpouzou
    @kpouzou 4 года назад +49

    Robot in the Family was the harbinger of 2020. We didn't listen... _slams fist on desk_ *WE DIDN'T LISTEN!*

  • @SleepySheepy99
    @SleepySheepy99 4 года назад +161

    Rich is still dead inside from Mike forcing him to watch Picard.
    And years of alcoholism

    • @TheFallofTheEleventh
      @TheFallofTheEleventh 4 года назад +7

      Anomalous C Plot twist: BOTW is just all taking place in Rich Evans Mind. And he shoots Ellen while on her show and becomes Milwaukee’s Clown Prince of Crime.

    • @SylentVoidkeeper
      @SylentVoidkeeper 4 года назад +6

      Adam Levine That’s kind of a dumb way to put it, honestly.
      It’s more like they want to have the hope that both STP and STD will finally do something that feels like old Trek simply because they love what Star Trek had meant to them. Sure, they’re also likely watching it because their re:views get a ton of views, but it’s not like they hate all of Star Trek in the first place
      Side note: your smug tone doesn’t exactly help your point much

    • @stefanforrer2573
      @stefanforrer2573 4 года назад

      @@adamlevine6700 so.... your complaining about their complaining makes you a neckbeard aswell then, i guess

  • @TheREALBOJACK
    @TheREALBOJACK 4 года назад +52

    Every time I hear Rich Evans laugh now, all I can see in my head is Joaquin Phoenix's Joker.
    I think his laugh is more a symptom of a deep inner pain, than actual laughing.

    • @jackpijjin4088
      @jackpijjin4088 4 года назад +6

      It's the howling of the damned coming through the lips of an angel.

  • @MrDiggityaus
    @MrDiggityaus 2 года назад +7

    Sadly Leo Fong passed away February 2022. 93 years old.

  • @BenryDess
    @BenryDess 2 года назад +9

    I've finally found it! The one where Rich says 'Leo Fong in the hizzy'. Now, to watch it over and over.

  • @anthonydematteo7300
    @anthonydematteo7300 3 года назад +9

    When Leo Fong stops chasing the guy in the warehouse and then goes back to the warehouse is amazing. Also when Mike says "thats fucking frightening for a 2 year old" made me die. One of their best episodes.

  • @Akutabai5
    @Akutabai5 4 года назад +310

    While watching this my wife asked if someone was doing a Jewish accent. She meant the robot, who was good at looking for gold....named gold digger...and then that movie became even more offensive

    • @galactor123
      @galactor123 4 года назад +115

      Apparently, according to the director's own commentary on the original script he was handed (real interesting story, as someone else mentioned you can find it by googling Jack Shaoul) the original script was like 100x worse and was especially hateful of Jews, probably due to the background of the crazed, now jailed, man who financed and wrote the thing.

    • @ThatGezaDude
      @ThatGezaDude 4 года назад +28

      @@galactor123 Holy shit that makes it even dumber. Amazing!

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 4 года назад +22

      Yeah I really felt like RLM drastically downplayed the blatant antisemitism in that film

    • @theinternalkiller
      @theinternalkiller 4 года назад +7

      there's multiple layers of offensiveness that brings the whole family together.

    • @kubli365
      @kubli365 4 года назад +2

      @@frankmerker630 RLM is too depressed to notice isms.

  • @fishea
    @fishea 2 года назад +3

    Great, thanks to Jack saying he thought the Robot In The Family theme song sounding like it was saying “Go [n-word]” I now have that version inexorably stuck in my head. Thanks guys!!

  • @eltoob99
    @eltoob99 4 года назад +71

    You know a movie is bad if Jay gets agitated about it!

  • @slochedplays9585
    @slochedplays9585 4 года назад +31

    Picard permanently melted Mike's brain.

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex 3 года назад +14

    If you look at the Wikipedia page of "Robot In The Family", There is no "Plot" section!
    Just "Cast", "Release" and "Reception".
    I repeat, *THERE IS NO PLOT!!!!*

  • @DamianBartolacci
    @DamianBartolacci 4 года назад +214

    “I just call him ‘Sliders’”
    “Not because of the show. Because he likes tiny hamburgers.”

    • @Korilian13
      @Korilian13 4 года назад +1

      Sadly my pleasant memories of sliders have been overwritten by my awful memories of that Piranha flick.

  • @jordancooperlalala
    @jordancooperlalala 4 года назад +32

    Robot in the Family is very special to me. Me and my friends watched it like 6 or 7 times and I even hosted a few screenings of it. I actually knew somebody involved in the movie and the behind the scenes stories and deleted scenes are more insane than the movie.

    • @scino55
      @scino55 4 года назад +1

      >6 or 7 times
      How are you not dead?

    • @jordancooperlalala
      @jordancooperlalala 4 года назад

      The movie makes a lot more sense the more you watch it. We've even caught clever little things, like a guy on the street calls Golddigger "Jackson", and Jackson is a pun on "Jack's son", and Golddigger is always calling his inventor Jack (named after the director of the film) "daddy."

  • @UnkleKlumsy1353
    @UnkleKlumsy1353 4 года назад +84

    So that's why they trashed the last wheel. It was getting in the way and they just mounted it on the plinketto board to save floor space. I thought they were just breaking it for fun

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 4 года назад +30

      I believe they are mating them, and it's SICK!

    • @FutureDeep
      @FutureDeep 4 года назад +10

      They do everything according to the Prophecy.

    • @juliendacoolien3454
      @juliendacoolien3454 4 года назад

      @@zetetick395 When the Wheels of Sin cease spinning, so will their gestational cycle.

  • @skittyrocks
    @skittyrocks 4 года назад +75

    Why does the Robot sound like a stereotypical Jewish man?
    AND IT LOOKS FOR GOLD? WHAT?

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 4 года назад +7

      Why wouldn't you program a robot to look for gold?

    • @reflectingh9997
      @reflectingh9997 4 года назад +5

      I mean there were literally two hasidic jews in the movie

    • @taliaroses
      @taliaroses 3 года назад +20

      According to a paper written by the producer, the director was extraordinarily anti-Semitic.

    • @DeflatingAtheism
      @DeflatingAtheism 3 года назад +1

      @@V4Now Why would you program a robot to look for gold, and then not believe it when it does the thing you specifically programmed it to do?

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 3 года назад +3

      @@DeflatingAtheism bad script writing 👍🏾

  • @WackySwackyAdventure
    @WackySwackyAdventure 4 года назад +49

    I am still not convinced that Jack isn't just a space alien that is trying very hard (but failing) to pose as a normal earthling.

    • @saftpackerl
      @saftpackerl 4 года назад +1

      His laugh always sparks doubt again...

  • @slimpickins7752
    @slimpickins7752 Год назад +8

    Doesn't matter how low my volume is, Rich Evans' laugh is always the loudest thing in the room.

  • @Absolynth
    @Absolynth 4 года назад +83

    I knew staying up all night would eventually pay off.

    • @stefan1024
      @stefan1024 4 года назад +1

      It always does, right?

  • @electron9
    @electron9 4 года назад +34

    26:54 This is kind of like in Memento, where the protagonist doesn't remember what he's doing.

    • @jeffolsen7566
      @jeffolsen7566 4 года назад +8

      Memento, also featuring Joe pantaloons

  • @mr.guydude
    @mr.guydude 4 года назад +38

    Jay yells "SHUT UP!"
    Proceeds to smile like a creep.

  • @AramilsMusic
    @AramilsMusic 4 года назад +68

    So, when will JonTron release his video about "Robot in the Family"?

    • @tehFozzeY
      @tehFozzeY 4 года назад +3

      Oh thank fuck, I thought I was the only one noticing that.

  • @stevenmoens8047
    @stevenmoens8047 4 года назад +72

    Say, that “bone” doctor in Robot in the Family looks an awful lot like Bennings from John Carpenter’s The Thing?

    • @Goth7illa
      @Goth7illa 4 года назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing, yes! That's Peter Maloney.

    • @sark28
      @sark28 4 года назад +4

      steven moens I was waiting for Jay to bring that up....but he didn’t.

  • @7superdaimajin
    @7superdaimajin 4 года назад +40

    Richard Lynch: "Does your plan involve fire?"
    Low Blow: "No."
    Richard Lynch: "Oh thank God!"
    Jack looks bewildered.
    (hint) Richard Lynch was severely burned over a large portion of his body when he was younger.

    • @DJ_Macphisto
      @DJ_Macphisto 4 года назад +2

      Hence why his face has a burn mark on it.

  • @adamofblastworks1517
    @adamofblastworks1517 4 года назад +42

    'L'eo F'ong' = Long
    He just condensed his name.

  • @gremlinbd
    @gremlinbd 3 года назад +8

    Low Blow's "shovel head" joke is a reference to a type of motorcycle engine

  • @kevinoneil5120
    @kevinoneil5120 5 месяцев назад +6

    I'd love to go to a LOTR event and meet John Rhys-Davies, just so I can ask him to sign a copy of "Robot in the Family"

  • @TheMarc388
    @TheMarc388 4 года назад +87

    You know, this reminds me of an episode of Star Trek..

    • @vertigo4236
      @vertigo4236 4 года назад +9

      Star Trek: Picard?

    • @avidgamer5676
      @avidgamer5676 4 года назад +2

      This is better written.... (totally unscripted)

    • @manticorephoenix
      @manticorephoenix 4 года назад

      Was it a transporter malfunction?

    • @RustyMuck
      @RustyMuck 4 года назад

      where they accidentally create Professor Moriarty?

  • @raistlinmajere5550
    @raistlinmajere5550 Год назад +5

    I love that you can physically see the toll that Robot in the Family took on them in real time

  • @mikekz4489
    @mikekz4489 4 года назад +25

    I liked the shot that Jay took at Paul Feig.

  • @TrylleBanjo
    @TrylleBanjo 4 года назад +29

    "The blood donation doctor was packing heat." Man's getting his blood, one way or another.

  • @HunterJs2
    @HunterJs2 3 года назад +18

    A Robot in the Family is one of the most astounding fucking things I’ve ever seen. Usually with bad movies you’ll overplay it as “baffling” or something. But I can’t comprehend something like that having mentally functioning industry professionals behind it.

  • @rm2569
    @rm2569 4 года назад +25

    My sister heard Rich Evan's laugh and asked why a witch was cackling on my headphones.

    • @jipefix
      @jipefix 4 года назад +13

      Witch are you for real?

    • @lilmoeszyslak4810
      @lilmoeszyslak4810 4 года назад +4

      How dare she!!!!!
      Rich Evans is a national treasure

    • @Rise2Resist
      @Rise2Resist 4 года назад +8

      You tell her that's the sound of Angel's laughing

  • @JDobbsy79
    @JDobbsy79 4 года назад +26

    Kept waiting for someone to mention that Joey Pants is wearing THE EXACT (not similar- THE 100% EXACT) same yellow Hawaiian print shirt that Brad Pitt wore in ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD !

  • @ChuckPalomo
    @ChuckPalomo 4 года назад +19

    22:02 I've never heard Mike speak with such a thick accent before. Star Trek Picard must've hit him real hard if he's that drunk.

  • @sa_exploder
    @sa_exploder 4 года назад +21

    “I look into ze eyes of Jay Bauman and see notzing but darkness.” -Werner Herzog

  • @Snorlink
    @Snorlink 2 года назад +7

    Robot in the Familiy is borderline experimental

  • @Relossz
    @Relossz 4 года назад +20

    Rich Evans is a blessing to this world.

  • @greatestscott6599
    @greatestscott6599 3 года назад +3

    _Robot in the Family_ was originally published under the title _The King in Yellow_

  • @needcoffe
    @needcoffe 4 года назад +11

    I have honestly never seen Mike so absolutely broken and defeated by a movie before

  • @kushan101
    @kushan101 2 года назад +7

    45:34 - The way Jay said "What is this? What is this!? Jesus Christ..." had me crying with laughter.

    • @TheTrustyHole
      @TheTrustyHole Год назад +1

      what really makes it is jack’s hoarse laughter afterward, it sounds like a car failing to start

  • @ChuckieGee-nc8jp
    @ChuckieGee-nc8jp Год назад +4

    Leo Fong deserves a humanitarian award for giving us the longest consecutive Screen Legend Rich Evans laughter.

  • @TheFallofTheEleventh
    @TheFallofTheEleventh 4 года назад +21

    Plot twist: BOTW is just all taking place in Rich Evans Mind. And he shoots Ellen while on her show and becomes Milwaukee’s Clown Prince of Crime.

  • @mattaeweavs6056
    @mattaeweavs6056 4 года назад +73

    Was literally watching botw when this got uploaded lol

    • @LegionHimself
      @LegionHimself 4 года назад +2

      Same, Christmas or Crocodile

    • @CSHennessey
      @CSHennessey 4 года назад +9

      I love breath of the wild! (This is a joke)

    • @moritzzz1
      @moritzzz1 4 года назад +2

      Breath of the Wild?

    • @AnimeGIFfy
      @AnimeGIFfy 4 года назад

      @@moritzzz1 zelda

    • @gabgarcia9935
      @gabgarcia9935 4 года назад

      Such is life

  • @moomoopuppy5810
    @moomoopuppy5810 4 года назад +12

    Leo Fong will be releasing a biopic this year called: "Leo Fong: My Story"

  • @evanlewis5655
    @evanlewis5655 4 года назад +14

    So glad to see Jack back on the panel.
    Sadly it seems even his mutant power to understand movies was unable to fully solve Robot in the Family

  • @riccardoman7620
    @riccardoman7620 2 года назад +5

    Jay is the perfect Hertzog impression

  • @brett66
    @brett66 4 года назад +81

    Yeah, regarding Robot in the Family: there's a special level of bad in filmmaking that someone really needs to investigate in depth. Like Mike said, people always bring up "fun" bad, but there's a subcategory of b-movies which is rarely addressed and goes beyond autistic genius and into borderline torture device.
    Some of those for me are: Dr. Otto, Castle of Fu Manchu, Howard the Duck, Invasion of the Neptune Men, Meet the Feebles... black hole movies that abandon all consideration for audience and seemingly create themselves on pure, artistically bankrupt autopilot.

    • @SwissArmyTin
      @SwissArmyTin 4 года назад +12

      Meet the Feebles is fantastic, man. Sure it's a complete cocaine-fueled fever dream of pure "what in the unholy mother of fuckness" but that's what makes it so great

    • @cliffarroyo9554
      @cliffarroyo9554 4 года назад +10

      Monster A-go-go....... unwatchable, no plot, no characterization, no.... anything.

    • @northwestnightmaresenterta9917
      @northwestnightmaresenterta9917 4 года назад +6

      @@SwissArmyTin Agreed 100%! Meet the Feebles is my favourite Peter Jackson film by far.

    • @fuckiopussigetti453
      @fuckiopussigetti453 4 месяца назад

      Add The Stupids to that

  • @ashleystahl7711
    @ashleystahl7711 8 месяцев назад

    I was about to comment how slow and depressing the songs were, but being the genius you are, you knew and summed it all up at the end. Stay grumpy and posting. I love it.

  • @thejosephchrist
    @thejosephchrist 4 года назад +13

    I wish when Mike was spinning the Board he was suddenly wearing the Black Spine robes.

  • @CoffeeMugTwentyFive
    @CoffeeMugTwentyFive 4 года назад +12

    omg, Robot in the Family may have been a season of a tv show just crammed into a single movie. you know, kinda like Rise of Skywalker.

  • @ross4814
    @ross4814 2 года назад +5

    RIP Leo Fong :(

  • @isaacswarts6826
    @isaacswarts6826 Год назад +1

    Jack displays a copy of robot in the family on his shelf when he is streaming

  • @randomcommentgenerator7890
    @randomcommentgenerator7890 4 года назад +38

    There's something off about Rich Evans in this episode. Did these hackfrauds start using cgi instead of practical effects?

  • @jessefriesen9121
    @jessefriesen9121 2 года назад +2

    The entire robot movie I was trying to place what the robot's voice reminded me of. It's a bad Adam Sandler character - a la Jill from Jack and Jill.