Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Black Spine Plinketto

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • www.redletterme...
    We finally made it! We've wasted 100 episodes worth of our lives! To celebrate, we decided to do all our various movie-picking gimmicks all in one episode! Come join our misery.

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @AussieAlex4
    @AussieAlex4 3 года назад +1881

    Rich Evans explaining Neil Breen films is possibly the highest form of entertainment yet discovered by the human race.

    • @JPR3D
      @JPR3D 3 года назад +57

      He's the best at this. He has the best breakdowns. He's the best.

    • @hankhill7827
      @hankhill7827 3 года назад +46

      He was so excited, he overwrote Jack's existence.

    • @ezekielbrockmann114
      @ezekielbrockmann114 3 года назад +11

      Shakespeare, eat your heart out!

    • @cattibingo
      @cattibingo 3 года назад +6

      Big galaxy brain stuff

    • @quagernag
      @quagernag 3 года назад +4

      I tagged out after that. Nothing can top that.

  • @sovereign1160
    @sovereign1160 3 года назад +2513

    I love when Rich is laughing so hard he has to literally take his hat off. Like the hat is somehow constraining his ability to truly lose his shit.

    • @Felrohan
      @Felrohan 3 года назад +61

      His brain needs the extra space because it's exploding

    • @WildBluntHickok
      @WildBluntHickok 3 года назад +71

      It's like when you're taking such a big shit that you take your shirt off.

    • @kaydonhigginbotham
      @kaydonhigginbotham 3 года назад +16

      @@WildBluntHickok on what fucking planet is this relatable????

    • @DavidZMediaisAwesome
      @DavidZMediaisAwesome 3 года назад +42

      @@kaydonhigginbotham Earth

    • @Rhodair
      @Rhodair 3 года назад +12

      @@WildBluntHickok wait what? do you break into a sweat when you shit?

  • @AlfredSoul
    @AlfredSoul 3 года назад +468

    I love the fact that this special episode features three times the amount of introduction to movies they were not going to watch.

  • @dunbar9finger
    @dunbar9finger 2 года назад +1077

    Neil Breen is the only human being that would fail a Turing Test.

    • @garshtoshteles
      @garshtoshteles Год назад +1

      I think anyone significantly autistic would also probably fail, something about forming a philosophy of mind rather than learning the art of the mind, a la Daniel Dennett

    • @stupled
      @stupled Год назад +15

      That would be awesome to have on film.

    • @just_going_mads
      @just_going_mads Год назад +7

      @@TheFly212 have them all play the part of each player unbeknownst to each other and watch the world implode...

    • @hecticscone
      @hecticscone Год назад

      @@TheFly212 incorrect. zuckerberg isn't a human

    • @hayberdasher8625
      @hayberdasher8625 Год назад

      It's a fascinating combination of delusion, autism, and NPD

  • @DoktorSammich
    @DoktorSammich 3 года назад +2399

    I love how Mike blatantly calls Rich out on being a creepy sex pervert, and then votes the creepy sex pervert video for the best of the worst.

    • @nathane5287
      @nathane5287 3 года назад +112

      Mike loves his friends

    • @DoktorSammich
      @DoktorSammich 3 года назад +130

      @@nathane5287 He loves them like Hannibal loves his friends, by torturing them endlessly (except for with terrible VHS tapes and DVD's).

    • @SharkLizard
      @SharkLizard 3 года назад +27

      @@DoktorSammich my love language 😍😘

    • @Trig242
      @Trig242 2 года назад +8

      A "definite pervert"

    • @ldmt1995
      @ldmt1995 2 года назад +6

      He rigged the wheel.

  • @frostythesasquatch
    @frostythesasquatch 2 года назад +459

    Little did they realise that a year later, Jack Quaid himself would be forcing them to watch an Asylum movie.

  • @theturkishzoo
    @theturkishzoo 3 года назад +625

    Neil Breen's character about the pills: "I don't need these, I'm not gonna take these anymore"
    I'm pretty sure that's how Neil Breen started his movie career

    • @lilwyvern4
      @lilwyvern4 3 года назад +36

      Neil Breen not taking his pills explains a lot about the subject matter, that's for sure.

  • @gwynevans6440
    @gwynevans6440 3 года назад +911

    The Victorian Computer ghost lesbian is based on early computer pioneer Ada Lovelace who worked on Babbage's Analytical Engine. She's called Ada Byron King here, which was her married name. Anyway, I hope this information is of some comfort the frumpy woman as she loses her job and spirals into psychosis. #EyesOnBreen

    • @nintendianajones64
      @nintendianajones64 2 года назад +37

      Did you master the art of one handed typing to make this comment?

    • @wingsandash
      @wingsandash Год назад +7

      @@gayfakenamestine5966 I stand corrected. Very strange, I always read that she was his sister. Apparently not. Deleting my other comments.

    • @gayfakenamestine5966
      @gayfakenamestine5966 Год назад +6

      @@wingsandash it's an easy mistake to make. I too, out of solidarity, will delete my aggressive comments, and clarify in another reply.

    • @gayfakenamestine5966
      @gayfakenamestine5966 Год назад +10

      She was also the poet Lord Byron's Daughter (wouldn't have known this without wingsandash first suggesting it)

    • @wingsandash
      @wingsandash Год назад +5

      @@gayfakenamestine5966 🙏

  • @ashleymitchell5288
    @ashleymitchell5288 3 года назад +461

    "Basic Computer Literacy": the 'Shining' sequel we all probably secretly wanted.

    • @Iamafishproductions
      @Iamafishproductions 3 года назад +20

      A better Shining sequel than Dr. Sleep

    • @ShoRyuBarbie
      @ShoRyuBarbie 3 года назад +16

      More like the long awaited sequel to "Safe Crossing: An Egg-cellent Idea!"

    • @CourtneyCoulson
      @CourtneyCoulson 3 года назад +5

      How did that not get best of the worst? Honestly, what a masterpiece.

    •  3 года назад

      Boy do you wanna get sued!

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy 3 года назад +4385

    All jokes aside, I genuinely love everything these gentlemen have done over the years. They've brought us countless hours of laughter...that means everything in the world to me. Thank you Red Letter Media. You've made life slightly less crappy.

    • @franciscor390
      @franciscor390 3 года назад +43

      WORD!

    • @duanebarry2817
      @duanebarry2817 3 года назад +79

      Best of the Worst got me through the pandemic stay-at-home period in 2020.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 года назад +11

      Agree

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 3 года назад +54

      These guys have got me through some seriously hard times, cannot be grateful enough

    • @inevitableveganfuture3915
      @inevitableveganfuture3915 3 года назад +35

      Everything they have done? EVEN SPACE COP?

  • @ohnoanotherputz
    @ohnoanotherputz 3 года назад +256

    What I respect most about Neil Breen is that he doesn't even get a haircut when he goes to make his movie.

    • @DH-pz7bc
      @DH-pz7bc 3 года назад +66

      He should cut his own hair so he can credit himself doing Hair and Makeup.

    • @hyche_-6790
      @hyche_-6790 3 года назад +22

      Neil breen is a dedicated man, 100% of the budget goes to stock footage and buying booze and cheap hot dogs as payment for the actors

  • @JNelsonArt
    @JNelsonArt 3 года назад +1324

    Niel Breen has the emotional range of a text-to-speech app

    • @MrCecil
      @MrCecil 3 года назад +74

      Or the reporter from Vampire Assassin.

    • @andrewjenkins9965
      @andrewjenkins9965 3 года назад +42

      Hey now, TTS has gotten really good at expression.

    • @EvaLution
      @EvaLution 2 года назад +17

      @@andrewjenkins9965 so true, it's now surpassed Niel Breen. He has the emotional range of the TTS prototype first test.

    • @sledzeppelin
      @sledzeppelin 2 года назад +4

      His movies would be better if Vicki from Small Wonder played his roles.

    • @vinceradical8910
      @vinceradical8910 2 года назад +23

      No More Books!!

  • @Holesale00
    @Holesale00 3 года назад +251

    "i guess he got a phone call" this cuts deep as a child of the 90s so very deep.

    • @Thanatos2k
      @Thanatos2k 3 года назад +8

      Sometimes if you picked up the call and hung up really fast the modem connection wouldn't drop. Unfortunately the person would often just call again.

    • @trekadam30
      @trekadam30 3 года назад +7

      No, sweetie, it means he finished & hung up, to go wash off. LOL!

    • @HMJ66
      @HMJ66 3 года назад +11

      @@trekadam30 Exactly what I was thinking - he didn't get a phone call, either he nutted or his mum just walked in

  • @IcarusTyler
    @IcarusTyler 3 года назад +248

    "Basic Computer Literacy" sounds like a Troy McClure film.
    "Hey there little Timmy! Did you know your computer is made of SAND? Don't you feel less scared now?"

    • @sandersonmcdonald9124
      @sandersonmcdonald9124 3 года назад +57

      You may remember me from such films as "How to Have Cybersex on the Internet" and "Arranging Your Funeral (What Really Happens)"

    • @santiagoo.6172
      @santiagoo.6172 3 года назад +11

      When I grow up I’m going to bovine university!

    • @jakewebb3073
      @jakewebb3073 3 года назад +9

      I miss Phil Hartman. You just made me lol, so thanks for reminding me of a fond part of my childhood I had forgotten

    • @dr.juerdotitsgo5119
      @dr.juerdotitsgo5119 3 года назад +6

      "Mr. McClure, you're hurting me"

  • @trtx84
    @trtx84 3 года назад +356

    That tape dying in real time was some of the most fascinating BotW I think we've ever had.

    • @Dorian-_-Gray
      @Dorian-_-Gray 3 года назад +18

      The most BotW joke here though is Plinketto, where Mike says "let's find out which one of these _film_ we're gonna watch" (emphasis mine)

    • @bigbakaboon
      @bigbakaboon 3 года назад +8

      I doubt there's actually a lot of recordings of tape finally dying, so that was a beautiful thing to see.
      There's an episode of radiolab where they're talking about a composer who loops analog tape to make music. And then one his tapes die. I'd recommend listening to it. Let me find it.
      www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/radiolab/segments/161756-everythingnothing

    • @Thanatos2k
      @Thanatos2k 3 года назад +4

      If only they knew some VCR repairmen

  • @thegamer3240
    @thegamer3240 3 года назад +206

    The tag out was the highest production effect they've ever made

    • @maximpeshkov3377
      @maximpeshkov3377 3 года назад +27

      Don't forget hologramm of Rich Evans, that they keep using.

    • @trtx84
      @trtx84 3 года назад +8

      *MASHES TRAP HORN*

    • @MiniMackeroni
      @MiniMackeroni 3 года назад +5

      @@maximpeshkov3377 Honestly, I'm just so impressed with how well they synthesized his voice. The fact that his laugh is so authentically Rich Evans proves that true AI exists.

    • @maximpeshkov3377
      @maximpeshkov3377 3 года назад +3

      @@MiniMackeroni It's Troy Baker, silly.

  • @cheetahspot
    @cheetahspot 3 года назад +197

    My favourite quote from a Neil Breen Film review: "Breen presents his ideas like a PowerPoint presentation that's missing a few slides. "

  • @Samwyze
    @Samwyze 3 года назад +338

    I unironically love black spines, because I genuinely enjoy surprises.

    • @derekjay.s
      @derekjay.s 2 года назад +8

      Back to the shire with you!

    • @blackscreenstories3704
      @blackscreenstories3704 Год назад

      You know who else liked black spines? ..betty hill...😂

    • @Nutmegowns1
      @Nutmegowns1 11 месяцев назад +5

      im pregent and it's yours

    • @executioner_ecgbert884
      @executioner_ecgbert884 10 месяцев назад

      If your ideal surprise is a strangers weird homemade sex tape, then I can see why black spines appeal to you 😂

    • @notveryniceatall
      @notveryniceatall 7 месяцев назад +1

      Why do you talk like that?

  • @SolarSands
    @SolarSands 3 года назад +2543

    What an amazing show

    • @DogsaladSalad
      @DogsaladSalad 3 года назад +28

      No u

    • @DogsaladSalad
      @DogsaladSalad 3 года назад +5

      @@overbiteneanderthal7370 I don't want to talk about it

    • @TheSynergy40
      @TheSynergy40 3 года назад +37

      you should analyze the pure artistry of Neil breen movies. they are what liminal spaces would be as movies.

    • @houseofleaves126
      @houseofleaves126 3 года назад +10

      You should analyse all 100 best of the worsts to look for secret hidden meanings

    • @raven6501
      @raven6501 3 года назад +8

      Thank you based sand

  • @TheVolgun
    @TheVolgun 3 года назад +3525

    Ok, so … I need a "Steve Boosheemy" shirt, now. Thank you.

    • @BoredGhostInk
      @BoredGhostInk 3 года назад +36

      I got you, I’ve been needing t-shirt designs to make anyway 😎✨

    • @blackfang06
      @blackfang06 3 года назад +50

      He looks more like ProJared, also a man known for looking and being creepy.

    • @maltesefalconpunch2804
      @maltesefalconpunch2804 3 года назад +14

      Love your stuff, mate

    • @CrazyPangolinLady
      @CrazyPangolinLady 3 года назад +4

      Bushimi

    • @theparagonal
      @theparagonal 3 года назад +20

      @@Absolutely_Nobody Doesn't make him not creepy.

  • @TweakaliciousTV
    @TweakaliciousTV 3 года назад +168

    RLM "Oops! All Gimmicks!" is something I've wanted for a long time.

    • @kiddiedeathpool
      @kiddiedeathpool 3 года назад +1

      It's like when they finally came out with Crunch Berry cereal!

  • @Krayne95
    @Krayne95 2 года назад +154

    At 32:40 When Jay and Mike said "This is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen" almost everyone is very suspiciously crossing their legs. I think it's safe to say the film moved them all in some way.

    • @talonhammer
      @talonhammer Год назад +23

      Only Josh has the self control to not need to cross his legs at that moment

    • @Roidgy
      @Roidgy Год назад +41

      i've never noticed this and you've ruined my life

    • @countvondutchessofwestmoor3974
      @countvondutchessofwestmoor3974 11 месяцев назад +7

      holy shit that is gold

  • @seid3366
    @seid3366 3 года назад +505

    “You have 1 money and no camera” can be a nice metaphor for “You have the vision but no main idea.”

    • @TransRoofKorean
      @TransRoofKorean 3 года назад +8

      [when you're reading the comments before watching the show and you see quotes like this]

    • @MrMangaman1
      @MrMangaman1 3 года назад +18

      Why can't I have no money and 1 camera

    • @seid3366
      @seid3366 3 года назад +6

      @@MrMangaman1 What are we? Movie haters?

    • @madmanmortonyt4890
      @madmanmortonyt4890 3 года назад +1

      Niel Breen recorded Fateful Findings using his imagination.

  • @FatTomato
    @FatTomato 3 года назад +273

    Man, that Nukie bait-and-switch was heartbreaking...

    • @tjzambonischwartz
      @tjzambonischwartz 3 года назад +22

      Don't tell me you didn't see it coming.

    • @hellking36
      @hellking36 3 года назад +21

      @@tjzambonischwartz yea but you hate to see it

    • @tjzambonischwartz
      @tjzambonischwartz 3 года назад +11

      @@hellking36 you're complaining that we got a work of Neal Breenius instead?

    • @bigbakaboon
      @bigbakaboon 3 года назад +12

      same
      I was actually mad for a minute

    • @rokulus7910
      @rokulus7910 3 года назад

      It gave us the last ten minutes of Fateful Findings. My heart sang with joy.

  • @mwigle
    @mwigle 3 года назад +230

    Four Line Conics: First BAFTA awarded film
    on Best of the Worst.

    • @tivvy2vs21
      @tivvy2vs21 3 года назад +15

      Really that's interesting

    • @iwanheath1107
      @iwanheath1107 3 года назад +50

      Best Specialised Film 1963.
      Nominated but lost best animated

    • @quarterburnt
      @quarterburnt 3 года назад +6

      @@iwanheath1107 oh we don’t say “lost”. We say “nominated” as if winning the same as horse shoes and hand grenades.

    • @yurifairy2969
      @yurifairy2969 9 месяцев назад +1

      that is fascinating
      it was probably a technological marvel back in the day

  • @ashleymitchell5288
    @ashleymitchell5288 3 года назад +175

    "We'll give it a chance, maybe there's a storyline."
    I always appreciate your misplaced confidence, Jay.

  • @emmanelson4525
    @emmanelson4525 3 года назад +261

    realized that when rich laughs hard it's like he's trying to squeeze it out of his body

    • @Rhodair
      @Rhodair 3 года назад +9

      or it's squeezing itself out whether he wills it or not

    • @SkandiaAUS
      @SkandiaAUS 3 года назад

      Ricky Gervais used to say the same thing. That he had all this air in his lungs and he was going to burst unless you got it out.

  • @vultan2000
    @vultan2000 2 года назад +73

    I don’t know if it was deliberate, but the reference to Frankenstein while looking at the representation of computing pioneer Ada Byron-King aka Ada Lovelace was onscreen was a great connection. Ada was the daughter of Lord Byron, poet and friend to Percy Shelley and his wife Mary Shelley. And Byron was present on the night Mary Shelley presented her story on a stormy night on Lake Geneva.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 Год назад

      well spotted.

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 11 месяцев назад +8

      The same Lake Geneva shoreline that bore witness to the Montreux casino fire which was immortalized in the song "Smoke on the Water" by Deep Purple, longtime friends and collaborators with Edgar Winter, whose eponymous group wrote the song "Frankenstein." Coincidence?

    • @vultan2000
      @vultan2000 11 месяцев назад

      @@TheZigzagman Yes 😃

  • @nanasglass
    @nanasglass 3 года назад +405

    Jay Bauman will go down as one of the greats of editing

    • @AddeDaMan
      @AddeDaMan 3 года назад +6

      Agreed!

    • @Psilocybin77
      @Psilocybin77 3 года назад +38

      He keeps getting better. He rivals even Lucas.

    • @atom_gray
      @atom_gray 3 года назад +7

      this was a new level for sure.

    • @JamieSwitzer
      @JamieSwitzer 3 года назад +6

      that user pic of yours is pretty great.

    • @nanasglass
      @nanasglass 3 года назад +3

      @@JamieSwitzer TY :)

  • @icwells
    @icwells 3 года назад +446

    Neil Breen's lack of self awareness is one of the most amazing things ever.

    • @futonrevolution7671
      @futonrevolution7671 3 года назад +62

      As one reviewer put it, Breen seems aware, but not self-aware. He knows which bits people love, like "NO MORE BOOKS", but he doesn't know *why* they love those bits.
      "People respond well to Cyber Time-Traveling Alien Jesus, and quote what I say in that role, so that's obviously the best way to spread my message and change the world for the better. A world without lawyers, politicians, and insurance agents."

    • @vde1846
      @vde1846 3 года назад +1

      He has to be a high functioning autist, he just has to.

    • @AH-xt4xi
      @AH-xt4xi 3 года назад

      lack?

    • @dlvnmedia
      @dlvnmedia 3 года назад +20

      I kinda wish The Room had kept its vampire subplot because those two together would be so amazing that the universe could possibly tear itself apart in self defense

    • @futonrevolution7671
      @futonrevolution7671 3 года назад +12

      @James Winland If you record yourself, screaming a poorly-worded manifesto, surrounded by women several decades too young for you and the corpses of everyone you see as minions of The Man, the general public isn't going to be terribly interested in your message.

  • @BrookeK92
    @BrookeK92 3 года назад +545

    Shoutout to Ada (the old timey lady from the computer video) that girl was a revolutionary mathematician who created some of the earliest programing algorithms for Charles Babbage's analytical engine. She's essentially the mother of computer programming.

    • @bwill325
      @bwill325 3 года назад +2

      Babbage wasn't her dad, but yes it is interesting history. The Information by James Gleick covers it very well.

    • @samhayday6640
      @samhayday6640 3 года назад +52

      Her dad was Lord Byron, the poet!

    • @johncarter7264
      @johncarter7264 3 года назад +63

      ...thought you meant the lady from the internet sex tape for a second...

    • @ashleycraig8223
      @ashleycraig8223 3 года назад +7

      @@johncarter7264 so did I, very confusing till I realized

    • @AntLeonardi01
      @AntLeonardi01 3 года назад +2

      Nerd

  • @mikemike1317
    @mikemike1317 3 года назад +110

    I love that it’s kind of just agreed upon by a large portion of the RUclips community that this is the greatest channel on RUclips

  • @flxsemi
    @flxsemi 3 года назад +89

    seeing neil breen smile as they were dying was comedy genius

  • @posthumorously
    @posthumorously 3 года назад +115

    I literally yelled "David Byrne!!" at my screen and then you said someone was doing that and I got embarrassed.

    • @StudioHappyboy
      @StudioHappyboy 3 года назад +13

      I’m honestly surprised Jay and Josh didn’t shout it from behind the camera

    • @FondMemoryVacationTV
      @FondMemoryVacationTV 3 года назад +7

      that explains the sudden fade in of jay’s face

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 года назад +1

      It was probably Jay and jack. It makes it so much better that no one blurted it out or even suggested it in the editing

  • @williamross7500
    @williamross7500 3 года назад +77

    SO...
    I used to skip BOTW videos where Mike and Jay weren't both in the group discussion. But thank God I changed my ways... I've learned that every member of this crew plays off each other so well and whoever edits the videos brings their own comedy when putting everything together.
    I can't tell you how much I love this channel.

    • @shelbyvillerules9962
      @shelbyvillerules9962 3 года назад +6

      Still miss Jay’s input tho

    • @franciscor390
      @franciscor390 3 года назад +1

      Zelda Best of the Worst.

    • @williamross7500
      @williamross7500 3 года назад

      @@franciscor390 I don't know why but I feel like Mike would hate it and Jay would be indifferent

    • @Puerco-Potter
      @Puerco-Potter 3 года назад +2

      @@jonsmith5058 jack have great ideas and make great set ups, he just doesn't land the punchline, but then someone else makes a second punchline and everything is great. I actually enjoy Jack episodes more, they always have gems with the lows. When jack is not there the quality is more uniform and without so many pick. Also Jay really laughs with Jack Humor what makes it more enjoyable

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 года назад +3

      you were missing out, some of the best episodes are the ones without Mike and just Jay, especially the dinosaur one, dangerous men, ryans babe, and probably others. Mike did have Blood Debts though

  • @lucassalomon3144
    @lucassalomon3144 3 года назад +87

    Rich Evans: "Jack, did you just do something funny?"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @RavelLopez
    @RavelLopez 3 года назад +115

    Jay's editing never fail to impress. I love these guys

  • @vinciere3594
    @vinciere3594 3 года назад +398

    There are very few things more genuinely unsettling than Neil Breen's facial servos attempting to emulate a human "smile".
    Congrats on 100 guys!

    • @EvaLution
      @EvaLution 2 года назад +7

      It's genuinely horrifying and now the stuff of my nightmares

    • @xp8969
      @xp8969 2 года назад +3

      1:05:12 the birth of Neil Breen's film career

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 года назад +1

      Rlm's botw? I kinda like it.
      There's some potential there.

  • @videobob92
    @videobob92 3 года назад +181

    The computer Satan saying "You have pushed the wrong button" really reminds me of a Pilotredsun video

    • @tylerhughes4223
      @tylerhughes4223 3 года назад +15

      Holy shit I was thinking of exactly the same thing ! Even the music is ridiculously similar to his style

    • @zion9575
      @zion9575 3 года назад +5

      Same

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 Год назад +4

      ​@@tylerhughes4223 That video seems like it could have been a formative discovery for a young pilotredsun, it's so reminiscent of his style.

  • @wishcraft4u2
    @wishcraft4u2 3 года назад +26

    Okay so "conic" is short for "conic section", this is simply the boundary of a section of a plane through a cone.
    The relevance of this is: if you graph out 2nd degree equations (ax²+bx+c=0), they all turn out to be conics.
    A circle is a conic, the (upright) cone is intersected by a vertical plane. An ellipse is when the plane is slanted to one side, warping the circle.
    A parabola (u shaped curve) is one too: you segment the cone downwards, having the plane "enter from the top", towards the "base". If the cone is infinite in size the "base" is infinitely downwards of course. If you look up what a "hyperbole" is, you can make that too, provided the cone "extents infinitely towards the top", too, meaning it's basically 2 infinite cones of the same size pointing straight towards each other. Segment in the same way as for a parabola but cross both cones, not just one.
    Striaght lines and points are conics too: you merely touch the cone with the plane, if just with the tip you get a point, if you touch the side it's gonna be a line. They correspond to cases where, in ax²+bx+c=0, a is just 0. So it's "trivially" a 2nd degree equation and "trivially" has a conic as graph.

    • @Navbug4
      @Navbug4 3 года назад +4

      Gotta go. bye!
      [User Euclid has logged out]
      [User Appollonius has logged in]
      i am lady girl 4 realz. tell me about ur filthy elements.
      [User Appollonius has logged out]

    • @Spentbrass
      @Spentbrass 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, I figured all that out from the tape too.

  • @AB-ot3bm
    @AB-ot3bm 3 года назад +54

    “I resign today, as President of the Bank” lol

  • @DinoSpect_
    @DinoSpect_ 3 года назад +372

    Funny how the most natural line Neil Breen has ever said in his films is "I don't need these. I'm not gonna take these anymore" 1:05:10

    • @jukeboxfandango
      @jukeboxfandango 3 года назад +51

      just goes to show you, stick with what you know

    • @Martin-xd4jl
      @Martin-xd4jl 3 года назад +37

      It's the fact that it's the most natural line I've ever heard him deliver, but that also includes all his 'behind the scenes' stuff.

    • @simrani8032
      @simrani8032 3 года назад +18

      he wasnt acting there

    • @josephdevon6068
      @josephdevon6068 3 года назад +4

      It’s possible he might need treatment for manic episodes. Maybe. But he seems fine really nothing alarming at all in his videos.

    • @Hablmet
      @Hablmet 3 года назад

      @@simrani8032 I reckon a time traveling lizard like Neil Breen needs to be able to act well even outside movies

  • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
    @Egalitariat-likesecretariat 3 года назад +147

    I swear to God red letter media has such a cursed quality. It's like they deliberately made it so it's hard to remember which parts your mind made up. That bit where they smashed the Wheel again and Rich lamented is like watching a playback of a fever dream

  • @T.Driglok
    @T.Driglok 3 года назад +84

    54:48 "you know when you think about it, this whole show is kinda one giant wake for VHS" - Rich Evans (Oct 17, 1977- Jan 23, 2013)

    • @neliz2k
      @neliz2k 3 года назад +1

      never forgetti

  • @Video_Crow
    @Video_Crow 3 года назад +86

    So the takeaway I got from Fateful Findings is that Neil Breen has made a cinematic declaration that he's off his meds.

    • @kaykutcher2103
      @kaykutcher2103 3 года назад +1

      That's the first step to recovery.

  • @carrito1981
    @carrito1981 3 года назад +36

    A tape glitches out. Jay: "That might've been the most exciting thing in my entire life". Thank you for all the shows over the years RLM!

  • @arfived4
    @arfived4 3 года назад +224

    I love the nudity in Neil Breen films.
    The audience get to see a naked back, while Breen gets to see everything.

    • @arfived4
      @arfived4 3 года назад +37

      @@200membersofcongressdncgop2 He's a creepy guy with a bunch of money, and access to aspiring, much younger, and probably slightly desperate, actresses.

    • @arfived4
      @arfived4 3 года назад +20

      @@200membersofcongressdncgop2 No, I'm accurately describing Neil Breen.

    • @GeorgeFloydsSobriety
      @GeorgeFloydsSobriety 3 года назад +19

      @@200membersofcongressdncgop2 Neil Breen isn't like a maleFeminist because he isn't trying toRape anyone

    • @GeorgeFloydsSobriety
      @GeorgeFloydsSobriety 3 года назад +8

      @@arfived4 So you are saying women have no independent thought or ability to make choices when they see a man with money? You have some warped views on people.

    • @arfived4
      @arfived4 3 года назад +21

      ​@@GeorgeFloydsSobriety No.
      I'm suggesting that Neil Breen is i) a creepy guy, ii) has a bunch of money, and iii) has access to aspiring, slightly desperate actresses.
      Anything else you're reading in, and that's on you, poppet.

  • @Jthinkss
    @Jthinkss 3 года назад +175

    The way the word 'Boosheemy' hits Mike when Rich says it is hilarious.

  • @Sigh95
    @Sigh95 3 года назад +226

    “A guy famous for looking creepy”
    “Amelia Earheart”

  • @leonmikeson2313
    @leonmikeson2313 3 года назад +120

    Please do record a Nukie Spotlight now even if not to release it immediately. Just incase of Rich Evan's untimely death due to diabetes or Mike's untimely death due to alcoholism.

    • @MrSpyhere
      @MrSpyhere 3 года назад +3

      I'm actually more afraid that I'm gonna die of alcoholism before it comes out

    • @winterflan
      @winterflan 3 года назад

      All things considered those deaths you mentioned would be quite timely

    • @Wasyashock
      @Wasyashock 3 года назад

      ...or due to old age

    • @DLPChris
      @DLPChris 3 года назад +2

      Nukie has already been filmed and will be released after Rich Evans dies fucking an alligator.
      *nods* Money Plane.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 3 года назад +2

      Or everyone’s untimely death due to the haunted funeral tape

  • @drxela123
    @drxela123 2 года назад +159

    1:05:26 - woman scoops drugs out of the toilet to take. All at once:
    Rich - Oh NOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOO!
    Jack - No, no, no, no no. No!
    Jay - Don't Do It!
    Josh - She's going to do it. Oh, she's going to do it.
    Mike - DO IT!

  • @owengilbride3086
    @owengilbride3086 3 года назад +66

    The Funeral tape dying sounds like I just listened to an interlude track off a Boards of Canada album

  • @hases2772
    @hases2772 3 года назад +219

    "There's nothing sexier than knowing someone is gonna grow old"
    holy shit josh that's gold

    • @CarlEmmoth
      @CarlEmmoth 3 года назад +5

      He's not only a wizard...

    • @tristan8940
      @tristan8940 3 года назад +8

      “I got a D- in whatever this is” was killer too; he’s on fire!

  • @fonkyfesh-old
    @fonkyfesh-old 2 года назад +56

    Sometimes I have RLM playing another room and can judge what I need to watch solely on how much Rich is laughing at it

  • @smokyprogg
    @smokyprogg 3 года назад +68

    The planning a funeral tape dying was beautiful beyond words

  • @MisforMature
    @MisforMature 3 года назад +260

    Rich is in rare form this episode, what a glorious way to celebrate 100

    • @DanArnets1492
      @DanArnets1492 3 года назад +4

      @James Winland - That wasn't Pass Thru though...

    • @billhicks8
      @billhicks8 3 года назад +6

      Rich just gets better and better. I've never felt so much like I would want be someone, yet know I couldn't, because I couldn't possibly handle the cost

    • @cameronkoontz6393
      @cameronkoontz6393 3 года назад +11

      Rich finally got his hands on that celebrity adrenochrome

    • @Eamonshort1
      @Eamonshort1 3 года назад +2

      He was sassier with Mike then ever before, mile tries to trap him to trick him to say something stupid. Today Rick dodges them with skill and replies "Fuck you"

    • @joeinzinga6123
      @joeinzinga6123 3 года назад +1

      @@Eamonshort1 is Rick Rich’s twin brother? Not evil twin, that’s rich

  • @Misadventures_85
    @Misadventures_85 Год назад +122

    - reading the titles of each tape on the Wheel [1:28]
    - Rich spins the Wheel [5:50]
    - Mike bullies Rich and his hard work [6:24]
    - watching the first tape (How to Have Cyber Sex) [7:06]
    - Josh picks the first Black Spine Tape [8:38]
    - watching Four Line Conics [9:16]
    - Rich picks the next Black Spine Tape [9:50]
    - watching Basic Computer Literacy [10:20]
    - Jack picks the third Black Spine Tape [11:01]
    - watching Monsters of Rock and Roar [11:42]
    - Mike picks the next Black Spine Tape [12:17]
    - the gang says NOPE! to SCAIHS. lol [13:36]
    - a blank Black Spine Tape [13:42]
    - watching Arranging a Funeral [14:09]
    - a festival of Nukie(s) on Plinketto [14:25]
    - Josh drops the ball [15:19]
    - Rich submits a cinematic masterpiece directed by Neil Breen [15:27]
    - pure art as directed by The Breen [15:52]
    - a wonderful analogy about Mount Everest [16:41]
    - discussing How to Have Cyber Sex [19:02 and continues at 20:35]
    - discussing Four Line Conics [33:03]
    - watching Basic Computer Literacy and Rich gives a recap [35:05]
    - theories about The Shining [42:06]
    - Monsters of Rock and Roar name cameo. lmao [46:24]
    - watching SCAIHS [46:55]
    - watching Arranging a Funeral [50:17]
    - Rich's master class of a recap of Fateful Findings [55:51]
    - discussing Fateful Findings [1:04:13]
    - "choosing" The Best of the Worst [1:17:02]
    - a bit more of Fateful Findings [1:19:05]

  • @cavecanem1741
    @cavecanem1741 3 года назад +103

    Josh- "I hope the tape comes out"
    Me- "There's 2 VCR repair men in the room🤔"

    • @dutchah91
      @dutchah91 3 года назад +7

      What the hell are you talking about, that’s clearly 4 different people.

  • @POSTELVIS
    @POSTELVIS 3 года назад +21

    What a wonderful 100 Episode special, it had everything: Neil Breen, An unknown surreal VHS tape, Rich Evan's mental breakdown, Off-topic discussion, Tape Breakage, Black Spines, the wheel getting destroyed, Mike being contrarian towards the best pick...FUCKING NUKIE!
    Bravo!!

  • @draakisback
    @draakisback 3 года назад +57

    Man jay went crazy with the editing on this one.

  • @Jordan-zk2wd
    @Jordan-zk2wd 3 года назад +27

    The woman in the computer literacy video reminds me of the mom from Twin Peaks, I could see her screeching with primal fear at the reflection of Bob in her computer screen

  • @Crumbledink
    @Crumbledink 3 года назад +261

    When jack jokingly threw the tape I was like “huh I’ve actually been finding Jack funnier than usual lately” and then Rich just absolutely destroyed him

    • @dannass5
      @dannass5 3 года назад +5

      Question, how long have you been watching RLM?

    • @MrCecil
      @MrCecil 3 года назад +87

      Jack is awesome, and I didn't always feel that way, and I acknowledge now that I was very wrong.

    • @KS-xk2so
      @KS-xk2so 3 года назад +86

      The crew all bring their own something to the table. Jay is the closest thing they have to a straight man, with some quippy lines thrown in, Mike is the Mike of the group.... literally can't find English words to describe his unique but essential aesthetic, and then they have international superstar Rich Evans to draw in the sponsorship dollars, and for a little sparkle and pizazz. Josh and Jack are obviously not the "Big 3" of Red Letter Media, but I find both are good 4th's at the table, and every once and awhile they have a line that just SLAYS me.

    • @jashm3915
      @jashm3915 2 года назад +30

      @@KS-xk2so give me Tim as another top 4th

    • @voltairethegoldflame9280
      @voltairethegoldflame9280 2 года назад +16

      @@KS-xk2so i like it better when josh and jake are around than when they aren't

  • @omgwat
    @omgwat 3 года назад +45

    It is shocking how precious Rich is. I love that man. Holy fuck we need to protect him at all costs.

  • @BlakeSPackard
    @BlakeSPackard 3 года назад +174

    What you missed in Monsters of Rock and Roar: Lady being blown up with TNT. Man being buried alive. Motorcycle stunts gone wrong. Had the tape as a kid, sad to see they didn't watch it all.

    • @StephenParlow
      @StephenParlow 3 года назад +42

      All too typical of these hack frauds, sadly

    • @DanArnets1492
      @DanArnets1492 3 года назад +3

      IDK why they hate sports tapes so much. They can be incredibly interesting, even as a serious adult. It's like watching a stunts show where you never know when everything's gonna go to shit.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 года назад +6

      @@DanArnets1492 unfortunately good sports-related highlight tapes are a diamond in the rough. They probably felt pressured to find a decent black spine for this episode so understandably they didnt explore too much into it

    • @DanArnets1492
      @DanArnets1492 3 года назад +4

      @@frankmerker630 - I wish I had the technology and time to basically "burn" and send them a VHS tape made of RUclips videos presented as if it was a real VHS tape from the 1990s.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 года назад

      @@DanArnets1492 yeah i feel like they should do more digital things, or at least resort to them if the VHS tape breaks

  • @R4R1T132
    @R4R1T132 3 года назад +336

    As someone who was homeschooled in South Carolina, I want to say that I hope you succeed in your goal to destroy SCAIHS.

  • @lalithabala7231
    @lalithabala7231 Год назад +20

    31:34 "one money and no camera" is so good

  • @jamesesw
    @jamesesw 3 года назад +58

    I like the odds of them watching Nukie in this one.
    Edit: DAMN IT!

  • @sowder
    @sowder 3 года назад +45

    Before the pandemic I had not watched a single minute of anything from Red Letter Media. Now...I think I've watched them all.

    • @bumpinbeats545
      @bumpinbeats545 3 года назад +2

      Only once?

    • @Psilocybin77
      @Psilocybin77 3 года назад

      Did you know about their second channel they have never mentioned? It’s called Hackfraudmedia and it is excellent. Also, Jack and Rich did a long running streaming series called PreRec. Jay would often show up, along with other alum, even Jesse (Mikes gf who no longer appears). Hundreds of hours of viewing!!!!

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 года назад +2

      Hackfraudmedia is a cringe impersonator

    • @D0NU75
      @D0NU75 3 года назад

      I began with the Star Trek Next Generation episodes, when i had neither watched STNG or RLM

  • @eldrichnemo9312
    @eldrichnemo9312 2 года назад +13

    reflecting on the last 25-30 years of internet porn the cybersex video is almost charming, especially with the typos and when the woman joke around
    the video featuring Ada and the worried woman with the computers seems odd now but it was a genuine concern in the mid-80s. I think the video was more about getting people to feel comfortable with the IDEA of computers than how to use them because usually learning how something unusual works alleviates fear and uncertainty. Good on them casting an actress clearly in her 30s or even early 40s too, she was clearly meant to be an experienced employee suddenly scared she could lose her successful job just because she didn't understand incoming tech

  • @alexthorpe2522
    @alexthorpe2522 3 года назад +104

    I'm still holding out for Neil Breen to be some comedian doing a very, very long running joke.

    • @aaronwebb1548
      @aaronwebb1548 2 года назад +9

      Andy Kaufman never died.

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed 2 года назад +1

      For a brief amount of time I genuinely got him and Neil Brennan confused. Imagine my surprise when I googled him and his name isn't even Neil, it's Neal. :(

  • @kayzen4193
    @kayzen4193 3 года назад +62

    That computer literacy video is like a Pilotredsun animation, even down to the weird midi music

    • @EvilSandwich
      @EvilSandwich 3 года назад +4

      Which is funny, because the Victorian lady in that video is supposed to be the famous Ada Byron Lovelace. A woman who was literally *so fucking insanely brilliant* that when Charles Babbage showed her his note for his Difference Engine machine, she started designing primitive computer programs for it. Including, but not limited to, FIGURING OUT HOW MIDI FILES WORKED! IN THE FUCKING 1840's!
      Just, holy shit.

    • @SaladofStones
      @SaladofStones 3 года назад +2

      @@EvilSandwich Imagine how much she could do today if she and John Carmack formed an AI company together.

    • @whogaze
      @whogaze Год назад

      @@EvilSandwichdo you have a source on her figuring out how MIDI files worked?

  • @vikingchad44
    @vikingchad44 3 года назад +14

    This episode should part of the National Film Registry in the Library of Congress as I deem it culturally, historically and aesthetically significant. So say we all.

  • @nvmimfine99
    @nvmimfine99 3 года назад +43

    Neil Breen with coffee is eerily reminiscent of many Twin Peaks: The Return scenes with Dougie.

  • @daisydottie9252
    @daisydottie9252 3 года назад +151

    “Unless it’s something creepy and disturbing you picked a winner”......ARRANGING A FUNERAL WHAT REALLY HAPPENS

    • @MrDyl666
      @MrDyl666 3 года назад +3

      @Antonio Starch shut up

  • @RizoftheDead
    @RizoftheDead 3 года назад +20

    I know this is from a previous episode, but can I just say I love the fact that at 5:31 Mike was already looking at Rich because he anticipated a good "Rich Evan's Laugh" moment.

  • @dangerousd1312
    @dangerousd1312 3 года назад +36

    I legit yelled david byrne right before he said people are yelling at their screens

    • @H20No
      @H20No 3 года назад +2

      You may find yourself... yelling at a tv screen

    • @dangerousd1312
      @dangerousd1312 3 года назад

      @@H20No this is not my beautiful rich!

  • @jamesbeach7405
    @jamesbeach7405 3 года назад +25

    May Rem Lazar bless the fine men of Red Letter Media for providing us this entertaining video.

    • @GeriatricFan1963
      @GeriatricFan1963 3 года назад

      From within your mind no-one else can find the light that you inspire. From another place, not from outer space, but from some place even higher. REM LAZAR!!!

  • @sooperchikken
    @sooperchikken 3 года назад +67

    All this episode needed was for Jesse to come in at literally the last second saying "And I'm here too!"

    • @ebbelille
      @ebbelille 3 года назад +11

      Hit me in the feels.

    • @cameronjones9092
      @cameronjones9092 3 года назад +6

      What happened to her?

    • @ebbelille
      @ebbelille 3 года назад +10

      @@cameronjones9092 Yes.

    • @muhammadrifqi7308
      @muhammadrifqi7308 2 года назад +1

      @@cameronjones9092 who?

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 2 года назад

      Would have paid to see her reaction to the cybersex tape.

  • @jeffclayton6353
    @jeffclayton6353 3 года назад +72

    Has anyone else noticed through 100 episodes that Rich sometimes tries to repeat the joke he just made but he is laughing so hard that he has never been able to get it out. It’s one of my favorite things about RLM videos.

    • @xograyce
      @xograyce 3 года назад

      Yeah, that’s one of the best things😂

    • @butMydesign
      @butMydesign 3 года назад

      That is an involuntary nervous tick. It's a thing people do when they are not sure of themselves.

    • @jimbugorca7968
      @jimbugorca7968 3 года назад

      @@200membersofcongressdncgop2 wym, name blocked?

    • @jimbugorca7968
      @jimbugorca7968 3 года назад

      @@200membersofcongressdncgop2 ok, weird...

  • @CrashFu
    @CrashFu 3 года назад +16

    Topless? Mom-Jeans? Generic 80s Synth set to an overly-complex Equalizer / Screen-saver? Now THAT'S a mood. ( 34:51 )

  • @NimrodWildfire555
    @NimrodWildfire555 2 года назад +36

    Watching this episode again, I had never noticed the amazing edit at 1:11:04 where Jack becomes Rich... and I've watched this one like 5 times since it came out. Same as the top commenter, these guys are awesome, and I want to say thanks for all the hilarious content.

    • @talonhammer
      @talonhammer Год назад +2

      You blew my mind, HOW did I never notice before???

  • @fudge1234head
    @fudge1234head Год назад +22

    Mike reminds me of Norm Mcdonald in so many ways I love him

    • @PashaandDrosha
      @PashaandDrosha Год назад +5

      Mike is unironically the less cynical, midwestern version of Norm filled with all the knowledge and optimism of Star Trek

  • @daffyphack
    @daffyphack 3 года назад +67

    After a quick Google search, I learned that the headquarters for SCAIHS is within a mile of my apartment. It is closer to me than the nearest grocery store.

  • @andrewsiddons6038
    @andrewsiddons6038 3 года назад +98

    Devil inside computer: "TELL the CREW to PUSH the WHOPPER BUTTON!"

    • @rtrimsrtrims9616
      @rtrimsrtrims9616 3 года назад +1

      ah man you got me by surprise

    • @Knuspabrot
      @Knuspabrot 3 года назад +5

      "YOU HAVE PUSHED THE WRONG WHOPPER BUTTON."

    • @DenyAuditions
      @DenyAuditions 3 года назад +1

      I came here specifically to find the person who had smashed these two concepts together

    • @dylansmit3883
      @dylansmit3883 3 года назад

      WE GOT BAAAGEEELS!
      WHHOOOOP!

  • @nobodyimportant6486
    @nobodyimportant6486 3 года назад +74

    The fact that the tape started distorting as "contact clergy" appears on the screen is perhaps the best timed malfunction ive ever seen

  • @yodogg1779
    @yodogg1779 3 года назад +41

    Every time you guys post a video feels like having your best friends drop by your pad with a 12 pack and cheers. I am alone.

    • @MykeHavoc
      @MykeHavoc 3 года назад +8

      Not with RLM. You're never alone. We're all together on this.

    • @eminempreg
      @eminempreg 3 года назад +7

      All RLM fans are lonely. I think that's our defining trait

    • @captured_agent5714
      @captured_agent5714 3 года назад +5

      12 pack and a buffel bag of night court video cassettes

  • @andrewrtl
    @andrewrtl 3 года назад +14

    Jay did an amazing job editing this episode.

    • @catbank
      @catbank 3 года назад +1

      It's so dense..

  • @jamesgarcia1551
    @jamesgarcia1551 3 года назад +50

    "Today we're doing all the gimmicks!"
    Me: "ohhhhh myyyyy Gooooood!"

  • @jamesamaral8185
    @jamesamaral8185 6 месяцев назад +3

    All the movies aside, Jay's editing gag at 8:00 was pure hilarity. Exactly the kind of perfectly timed absurdity that leaves me in stitches.

  • @Horgirithor
    @Horgirithor 3 года назад +48

    I’m pretty sure the female computer ghost was Ada Lovelace- man that video is a deep cut

    • @trickster721
      @trickster721 3 года назад +8

      It totally is. They call her something-Byron in the video, she was Lord Byron's daughter.

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 3 года назад +5

      Still fit as a bull moose, huh Theodore?

  • @plastron8010
    @plastron8010 3 года назад +60

    Rich flexing his /lit/ skills by casually dropping Walden's Pond references

    • @benjamindorothy5667
      @benjamindorothy5667 3 года назад +2

      And Josh tripping on himself saying it was Whitman and not Thoreau

  • @atmsoa9222
    @atmsoa9222 3 года назад +21

    I really love how you can hear Rich’s cackle in the distance.

    • @jculver1674
      @jculver1674 3 года назад +1

      I will hear it in my nightmares tonight.

  • @Joescotterpuss
    @Joescotterpuss 3 года назад +9

    I just realized that they've never done a Plinketto or Wheel of the Worst with a Neil Brees movie because all his movies come in jewel cases.

  • @notthatsamsmith
    @notthatsamsmith 3 года назад +21

    Nothing in the past 2 years brought me as much joy as rich placing down a dvd copy of “fateful findings”

  • @FaTerokiMenra
    @FaTerokiMenra 3 года назад +145

    Last time I was this early, Rich hadn't burned down his grandma's house making French fries .

    • @Ghidorah96
      @Ghidorah96 3 года назад +4

      That’d be a mighty long time ago

  • @ronnieramble7238
    @ronnieramble7238 3 года назад +17

    Fun fact: the party tips VHS is actually from a party supply company named Unique. I've done some work for them in the past. I'm guessing it's an old advertising tape, but either way I am dying to see what's on it.

  • @Cyromantik
    @Cyromantik 3 года назад +28

    Jay's NFT joke is really gonna date this video.

    • @Nattegoya
      @Nattegoya 3 года назад +11

      As if the airhorns and generic trap beat didn’t already lol

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 года назад +6

      it's a time-capsule. It belongs in a museum

    • @Thef00le
      @Thef00le 3 года назад

      @@frankmerker630 we have a spot all picked out, right next to Feeders.

  • @RollMoveReviews
    @RollMoveReviews 3 года назад +46

    If Mike broke that Silver Fox video I'm going to be pissed.

    • @lewisyaworski8962
      @lewisyaworski8962 3 года назад +2

      They cut before he pushed the wheel....no way he is going to destroy VHS gold like that!

    • @rolandoftheeld
      @rolandoftheeld 3 года назад +10

      The tapes are never on the wheel. It's just the empty boxes.

  • @donovandonnegan3675
    @donovandonnegan3675 3 года назад +71

    Generic synth + conics + mom jeans legit made me fall off my chair

  • @jaywrights
    @jaywrights 3 года назад +29

    15:28 that was the greatest, most satisfying twist in cinema history