I love how RLM and Mack have achieved the same level of cynicism, for one it took years of being put through the ringer as a child actor and rising back into the public eye, for the other it took living in Milwaukee.
46:23 the reveal, 7 years after the fact, that Rich was not in fact a child but a 22 year old man when he nearly burned down his grandmother's house cooking french fries never ceases to amaze me
macaulay culkin being on this show and just hanging out and genuinely having fun after all the shit he went through when he was little gives me much joy.
Antonio Wakardo To be fair, so did the other two victims from Leaving Neverland until they had their own children and projected the trauma they’d experienced on to them. It often takes years for rape victim to speak about being assaulted to anyone, so I don’t think it’s a stretch to assume it would be even harder to discuss an experience like that that took place during your childhood-especially in the context of being groomed by the worlds most beloved performer. After watching the full documentary I feel it would be highly unlikely the Mac was not also a victim in some way.
I can't believe Rich was an adult and not a small child when he almost burned down his grandmother's house. This completely changes my understanding of Rich's backstory.
starting at 44:18 when jay comes in on the electric wheelchair, mike has this look of unbridled joy during the whole bit. usually he laughs with a cocky smirk, like he's thinking of the next joke. but with this bit, he looks at rich and jay like he has no plan. he's just along for the ride. he looks so happy and i just think it's really heartwarming.
Sometimes it's nice to be at a party and chill,. Instead of hosting it and worrying all the time. Plus Jay took charge! That was becoming the worst episode ever. Jay knew it and he acted fast to make sure everything was okay. It's kind of like fire safety. Cheers from Canada
@@JonathanSeyghal lol. Your comment just made me imagine that whole iconic scene with Tim as Daniel Plainview and Rich Evans as Eli Sunday and it's glorious.
When I heard "Enter the Yo Zone" I never wanted Jay to fail more in my life. That title gave me PTSD. When I was like 18 or 19, I worked for a store called Yo-Yo Universe, a subsidiary of Mackinac Kite Company, and "Enter the Yo Zone" was a promotional tape that had footage from a professional yo-yo competition and instructions on how to do some tricks. We had to play it in our store every day. It was the only tape we had. The store was only open for about 3 months, but I was the assistant manager, so I watched it for at least 200 hours, only not really being forced to watch when we had customers, which was mostly on weekends. Mack is my true hero for saving me from having to watch it again!
If you guys ever have kids, and one of them when he's twenty two accidentally almost burns down his grandmother's house while trying to cook his own French fries; go easy on him.
Jay unleashed years of pent up rage at Best of the Worst with that wheelchair, that’s why Mike and Rich were legitimately worried he was going to destroy the cameras.
The good news is that if there is ever a Nukie shortage in your area, you can always drive to Wisconsin and resupply. The stockpile is large enough to eliminate Nukie famine in impoverished nations all around the globe. It's something Red Letter Media can be proud of.
Yeah, I need a compilation of all the times they almost broke their equipment. One time a bowling ball almost broke the camera on an earlier BotW episode, and there is one time Rich falls over on the Nerd Crew and almost knocks over the camera. I'm sure there are more examples!
Don't forget Mike dropping his Tom green beer bottle, missing the carefully prepared padding and breaking it for real. Yes I do consider the beer bottle part of their equipment
I wonder, if somebody had told young 12 y/o Jay that later in life he would develop alcoholism and play giant Unlabeled VHS Tape Jenga with Macaulay Culkin, what would he have done differently?
I was rooting for Jay the whole time. I was shouting at my phone for him to not take that last VHS. He should have known that was a load-bearing tape. I can only hope he makes a comeback in the third installment of Junka.
I must say I'm reallyt glad someone finally adressed this issue, I used to work in fire security and the way movies handle sprinklers for cheap visuals breaks my immersion every time.
Having worked for my families fire safety company with my father, he and I actually look forward to criticizing fire sprinkler and fire alarm inaccuracies in movies. The best is still when a single alarm pull-station somehow trips the entire buildings fire sprinkler system and rains water down on everything, its fucking hilarious.
You guys need to do more JUNKA. This shit is fucking gold. I’m a fan of picking like 20 movies and concentrating them into the 4 or 5 good ones. This episode was hysterical drunk Tim is great, i genuinely didn’t realize it was macaulay culkin until like 20 Minutes in. Keep up the good work entertaining me in quarantine!
I'm suspicious that the Junka format is also a clever little trick introduced by Mike to start culling some of the garbage out of their library so they can free up shelf space.
I kind of hate it because of that. I really want to see the other tapes. In the end I feel a little disappointed for missing out on all the episodes that could have been.
I really wanted to see a lot of Jay's pile. I feel like "Here Comes Jesus" and "Mastodons: The First Encounter" were probably Rem Lazar levels of quality.
Rich: "...and then the economy collapsed, I lost my job, I came here, and Mike makes fun of me for money." What a perfectly condensed metaphor for the 21st century.
Drunk Jim the canadian is gold, until that Re:View video about Strange Brew I would had never expected a canadian to say F*ck you or ramble on about scottish pizza.
I like how literally Macaulay Culkin has just become another member of the regular Best of the worst panel watching the weirdest shit ever made. Love it!
@@Kris_A Josh / Jack & Canadians > mac Edit: I watched the BOTW with Twisted Pair yesterday after this comment and I'm gonna say the Canadians are just as good as J&J. Love those guys.
My stomach. I thought they were joking about the "one guy in a wheelchair"-part, then out of nowhere Jay rolls out on not even a regular but a motorized one and chaos ensues.
We watched that abstinence cartoon “If You Love Me...Show Me.” in my 7th grade health class in 1999. Our teacher would pause it and ask us questions to make sure we were getting the point. Never thought I would see that again.
Yeah, I was shown the yellow Dino tape in either kindergarten or maybe second grade, I thought it was a strange pipe dream for years until I saw the guys talking about it
@@AlexFallotnova47 I don’t remember any videos like that in grade school, but I do have a lot of memories of movies that feel like pipe dreams. Like, I don’t know the names of them or how to look them up, so as far as I know, I’ve fabricated any memory I have of them.
Tangent, but here's my case for why "wheelchair bound" should be retired as a term. A wheelchair is a tool that people use to accomplish tasks, or the specific task of mobility. Depending on the type of chair (e.g., power chair with hand controls, hydraulic lift chair), the user has to have specialized knowledge or experience to use it well. We don't talk about other tools or technology that way. Someone who uses a car to get from Point A to Point B is not "vehicle bound." People don't even talk about other assistive devices, like glasses/contacts that way. "Oh look at that poor man, he's glasses bound. He is a prisoner of the tool on his face that he uses to increase his visual acuity." I understand that the term comes from the perspective of abled people who only think of disability as a death sentence, a tragedy, etc. But for people who view their chairs as an extension of their body that they actively use, it doesn't make any sense.
Jay in an electric wheelchair is the person I occasionally WISH I could be in my actual manual wheelchair. Love it. I also love how the abstinence cartoon is *so* worried about sex but says not a goddamn thing about minors drinking **and** driving.
@Rimone Media Ha, no worries. I remember going to a con in a rented electric chair, and one of the CEOs was like "I would've run three people over by now", during a signing. It was hilarious.
Thank you again for having Mr. Tim Higgins. Former hockey player born in 1958 and played over 700 games in the National Hockey League from 1978 to 1989
puxorb Just a throwaway line at first and he literally was in a motor wheelchair I feel like the camera almost being knocked over was a nice reference to the Nerd Crew episode where Rich almost knocked it over from an overdose joke lol That part was a highlight for me
The “let’s pretend it was a pig” bit was honestly the best thing I’ve seen all week. Edit: okay Jay running everything over in a motorized wheel chair was funnier
This was genuinely one of the best episodes they've ever done, just a shame Jay has to take out the rage he feels from his tragic accident on everyone else.
I think one of the best things about Mac is how antithetical he is to the cast while fitting in so well. “HEY BEST FRIENDS!!!” is a perfect example of this.
"Well, if divorce is the only answer...then we better find out what the question was and tell everybody to NEVER EVER ASK IT!" That's some peak Christianity right there.
@@Ptaku93 I'm not American and live in a country with fully socialised medicine. The idea of marriage as a "promise you should keep" is a disgusting view that causes untold harm to milions of people who could otherwise be living happy lives. It's primarily a religious view, which is VERY American, so from where I'm standing you sound like you belong right in the middle of this "America-land" - go join a church in the South and start calling anyone who has sex before marriage a "slut", you'll fit right in!
@@Ptaku93 By calling your views "common sense" you ain't helping your cause ;) Love that reductionism though - getting a divorce means you treat your partner like a disposable object. It clearly can't be the result of a long, painful, heart-wrenching process. There's no such thing as getting married too early, or people hiding who they really are, or abusers, or the concept that people change and grow apart. They should just try harder, no matter what harm it does to them and those around them. If they don't do that, they MUST just be "sluts" who jumped in without giving it any thought. What an incredibly ignorant, judgemental way to think about other people.
@@Ptaku93 "The no-fault kind" - yeah, that's covered under "people growing apart", or "marrying too young" and a whole host of other things. And once again, by comparing that to "thots" (and "sluts" earlier) you're illustrating that you think the only people that fail in marriages are the ones that don't care and don't try. Which brings us back to your ignorant, judgemental attitude. "Or, in short - thots endorse it" - alright dude, you clearly have some axe to grind here, so I'm out.
@@ShifuCareaga ...you do realise I didn't say a single thing - positive or negative - about the American health care system, right? Nor did I say give any value judgements about my own (just the bare fact that it was socialised). That it was, in fact, the guy I was responding to that was insulting Americans? But just for fun, lets tick off the American stereotypes you've managed to fulfill: 1) Frothing at the mouth at the mere mention that some things could be wrong with the US, regardless of who said it/context. DING. 2) Assuming every other country is going broke/falling apart. DING. Would only be better if you've never been out of your home State, never mind home country. 3) Assuming any country with socialised healthcare is European, apparently unaware that practically every developed country uses this model. DING. 4) "Elitism". DING. Bet the only folks you call elites more than Europeans are them damn Hollywood people, eh? 5) An eighty-year old appeal back to the (very flawed) view of the US coming in to "save" Europe in WW2. Even worse, you're apparently unaware that half the "ideals" you refer to didn't exist back then, and came out of a post WW2 desire to fix the broken systems that led to war, or that the war exposed. DING. 6) Christian. You didn't say it, I don't have any evidence for it. But wouldn't it be funny if you fit this stereotype as well? :)
Is the Native American girl in "If You Love Me, Show Me" the same natureful character as the girl in Suburban Sasquatch? Are these movies part of the same cinematic universe?
Why is no one mentioning how Rich Evans was exposed as a telepath? He stopped that camera from falling. The signs were all there, the way he can predict what happens in movies all the time. His gerbil like appearance. He's a goddamn Xman
The entity spoke from beyond the static, its shape alien in its lack of definition, feminine in its suggestion, the audio warped. *Tell me... Do YOU feel mature???*
I wrote an essay while listening to the clap clap part and I ended up accidentally writing it into my essay and I didn’t catch it until surprisingly late in writing it. Truly a real life Cognitohazard.
I’ve seen people roast Tim when he’s on the show but that man is fucking hilarious, futtbuck point had me wheezing. This is a top tier episode all around.
He seemed to be better in the room than at the table. Had a lot of good jokes as the videotapes were going but brought a kind of awkward energy to the round-table discussion part (and not the self-conscious awkwardness of Mike and others). I don't know. I think this episode was hurt a little by no Jay or someone else to really keep the discussion on track. A little too chaotic for me. Still funny, though, these are nit-picks.
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I love how RLM and Mack have achieved the same level of cynicism, for one it took years of being put through the ringer as a child actor and rising back into the public eye, for the other it took living in Milwaukee.
As a Wisconsinite I can verify that living in Milwaukee truly steels men's souls
@@DocDevious23 Steels, or Steals?.
@@ArchArturo Inclusive yes
You missed an easy Rich Evans joke in there.
Mark Dice is from Milkwaukee as well , that place seems to be the reverse California. Crappy area that breeds smart people.
THATS TWO TIMES IVE BEEN DENIED “HOW TO BUILD A HAUNTED HOUSE”
God fuckin' damn baby if this ain't the truth.
Tell me about it
I think we need a HitB on it, get on it Mike
ill never forgive the botw crew!
I wanna see the haunted house too, I was hoping they'd watch it for Halloween
imagine if youtube didnt exist, where would you go to watch 40 year old men play jenga with cassette tapes?
In the mirror
Milwaukee
@@Beaccof and the alcoholism. cant forget the years of crystal head vodka.
I know a place.....it’ll cost you though
I *definitely* would have killed myself by now.
46:23 the reveal, 7 years after the fact, that Rich was not in fact a child but a 22 year old man when he nearly burned down his grandmother's house cooking french fries never ceases to amaze me
Same here
I'm fairly certain that was sarcasm
@@DennisJDoesVoice The whole story?
That's how Ricky burned down his dad's trailer in Trailer Park Boys. 😝
@@CapnSnackbeard9 cans of ravioli and a torch later
I'm starting to think the bit about Mack living at the RLM studio wasn't a joke.
I think this was all shot at around the same time.
he's actually been uploaded to the internet and now he's going around different youtube channels
They film like five videos in advance and release them spaced out to not overwhelm us
Mack thought he will trick us with the glasses like Clark Kent and we won't recognize him. But the nail polish betrayed him.
Jeez yeah imagine someone having a good time on a show and wanting to come back
I can't believe Rich's grandmother was so irresponsible as to allow him to use the stove at a mere 22 years of age.
Rich ages like Baby Yoda.
@@notinspectorgadget thats how fuckin old i am. but then again id be just as prone to horrible grease fires in an elderly's home
Me, who sliced the tip of my thumb off with my mom's mandolin kitchen cutting implement at age 29: Heh heh, yeah.
and they want to let 16 year olds vote!
This comment had me wheezing.
Macaulay Culkin is like the Danny DeVito of RLM. Added for his star-power but seamlessly melds into the gangs dynamic
That's a perfect analogy!
He's not fucking melded at all, he sticks out like a sore thumb!
@@adamwatson2914 Visually he sticks out but I personally find his style of speaking and humors melds pretty well.
It's Always Cloudy in Milwaukee
Rich Evans has not even begun to peak
The Clap Clap song is like something they'd use in Guantanamo to break people's spirit.
Almost as annoying as the kids song from"The Birds"
🤣
Even the marines let you keep some dignity by just screaming at you until your break down crying.
@@michiganjfrog366 aaaaaand now that stupid song is stuck in my head.
Risseldy rosseldy now now now!
My friend ran into Rich Evans at a Game Universe store in Franklin, Wisconsin. He is the luckiest man I know.
Is your friend *that* cool
Did he show him his Warhammer figurines?
@@therealdankclank cool cool cooooool
Did he clap?
You mean, the guy who was on Ellen!?
Why is Jay in a wheelchair, did he go to Fuckbutt Point?
He was with the Native American he met at the manhole.
Dressed as Susan
"Three is a crowd"
He was in a wheelchair incident
You've never taken Jay to Fuckbutt Point? Do you even Patreon?
macaulay culkin being on this show and just hanging out and genuinely having fun after all the shit he went through when he was little gives me much joy.
Anyone who had to suffer through being in Richie Rich deserves all of the happiness.
@@simonmacconmidhe9489 Mac said Michael Jackson never did anything inappropriate to him or even around him.
Simon McNamee he was literally abused by his dad
Antonio Wakardo To be fair, so did the other two victims from Leaving Neverland until they had their own children and projected the trauma they’d experienced on to them. It often takes years for rape victim to speak about being assaulted to anyone, so I don’t think it’s a stretch to assume it would be even harder to discuss an experience like that that took place during your childhood-especially in the context of being groomed by the worlds most beloved performer. After watching the full documentary I feel it would be highly unlikely the Mac was not also a victim in some way.
@@simonmacconmidhe9489 Didnt his dad gamble away almost all his money?
Seeing all these Nukie tapes on top of the Junka tower now is like watching old videos of Jonestown before the flavor-aid came out
It’s like a few thousand plastic classic Star Wars toys prior to immersion in acetone…
I can't believe Rich was an adult and not a small child when he almost burned down his grandmother's house. This completely changes my understanding of Rich's backstory.
He's trying his best, but that's not an excuse
Krevlornswath of the Deathwok Clan and just when you thought you knew all the Rich lore
His wife's nickname for him is "Chard" for a reason lol.
@@Vaporvice84 somebody _married_ him? this lore is fucking deep
@@CarrotConsumer He was born just like in THAT scene from Xtro
One of these men dated Mila Kunis for like a decade.
That's right: Rich Evans.
No one says no to Dick the Birthday Boy.
@@mynameisnotyours you know...because of the implication
@@mynameisnotyours *dicking
Plot twist: ALL of them dated mila kunis
@@dancingdroid What a bheta
“How’d ya get in that wheelchair?”
“Wheelchair accident.”
That was fucking gold 😂
starting at 44:18 when jay comes in on the electric wheelchair, mike has this look of unbridled joy during the whole bit. usually he laughs with a cocky smirk, like he's thinking of the next joke. but with this bit, he looks at rich and jay like he has no plan. he's just along for the ride. he looks so happy and i just think it's really heartwarming.
Sometimes it's nice to be at a party and chill,. Instead of hosting it and worrying all the time.
Plus Jay took charge! That was becoming the worst episode ever. Jay knew it and he acted fast to make sure everything was okay.
It's kind of like fire safety.
Cheers from Canada
I can't believe all those tapes crippled Jay and put him in a wheelchair.
i can
I can
I can
nukie is a dense vhs
"How embarrassing!"
Junka: Creeps in Doorways Edition.
Haha
So... are they Macaulay's security or something?
@@daniellemckenna8576 one is macs friend/co-worker, other is friend to rlm-crew
THANK YOU; bald mustache-man kept peering around and it was the creepiest thing this channel's ever shown.
Eh, runner up to Eloise Cole.
I once had Tim give me a brewery tour in Milwaukee. The dude is hilarious.
He seems very charismatic!
What brewery did he do tours at?
Milwaukee Brewing Company. He was drinking one of their beers in the most recent Christmas episode.
@@Nick-Iles nice, thanks! I’m from milwaukee too I’ll have to head over there sometime for a tour. I’m a fan of their beer
Well, things certainly make sense there.
Tim looks like a 19th century moustache twirling villain.
He could tie a woman to a railroad at any moment.
Very 'There Will Be Blood'.
He could pull out a giant straw one show and.. "I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!"
He looks
Tim looks like the flasher guy from Pink Flamingos
Snidely Whiplash
@@JonathanSeyghal lol. Your comment just made me imagine that whole iconic scene with Tim as Daniel Plainview and Rich Evans as Eli Sunday and it's glorious.
Loving these RLM DLC characters. Prolly gonna main Tim.
When's the next Plinkett expansion coming out?
Is "main" some sort of demented sex position
@@jlew92xx its a video game reference
@@CourierSiix i know. I was making a shitty joke
Final Destination, Tim Higgins only, no alcohol
When I heard "Enter the Yo Zone" I never wanted Jay to fail more in my life. That title gave me PTSD. When I was like 18 or 19, I worked for a store called Yo-Yo Universe, a subsidiary of Mackinac Kite Company, and "Enter the Yo Zone" was a promotional tape that had footage from a professional yo-yo competition and instructions on how to do some tricks. We had to play it in our store every day. It was the only tape we had. The store was only open for about 3 months, but I was the assistant manager, so I watched it for at least 200 hours, only not really being forced to watch when we had customers, which was mostly on weekends. Mack is my true hero for saving me from having to watch it again!
@@samlambert9758 it definitely is.
I think I speak for all of us when I say I'm sorry you had to go through that my good man.
@@yung_bonsai You don't speak for me, bitch
Did you say... MACkinac Kite Company?
But did you log all of those watches on Letterboxd?~
If you guys ever have kids, and one of them when he's twenty two accidentally almost burns down his grandmother's house while trying to cook his own French fries; go easy on him.
Okay Marty.
"If you love your son, show him"
BTTF reference
Only a fat, old, creepy, diabetic sex pervert would ever almost burn his grandmother's house down trying to cook his own french fries.
KEKW
I love how the gang's "Foreign Guy" voice is just Watto
"Eyyy why you throw out my coffee? I needed that for the big pod race."
"Ani, you gotta shoo datta freaky dog-man outta da storefront, chupaa de nalyaa"
@@toastedghost8971 You both made me laugh out loud with these comments, thanks!
Jay unleashed years of pent up rage at Best of the Worst with that wheelchair, that’s why Mike and Rich were legitimately worried he was going to destroy the cameras.
He just can't take any more talking about how that reminded someone of a Star Trek episode!
why the fuck does he have a wheelchair in the first place?
@@roetheboat1 you mean how this is like Riker in that TNG episode "Chair into Nothing"? 😂😂
@@neinjunge5560Mr. Plinkett prop.
@@sgtsnokeem1139 of course :D
Every word out of Tim Higgins' mouth is pure gold.
He's literally my favorite personality aside from the Lord Almighty, Rich Evans.
Him, Jack, and Mack's friend are so underrated.
You know Mac is part of the crew when his immediate reaction is to blame Rich.
He's learned well.
Rich is defeatable
@@johnchris7278 u lie
@@johnchris7278 But at what cost?
Why does poor Tim only get brought in for these torturous black spine editions? He’s terribly under utilized.
He also appeared in the Spookies episode, which is great.
"Spit init!"
@@SpawnRevenge92 Hell yes the Spookies BOTW is an instant classic.
I think Tim is probably just a mate of theirs idk if he actually works on the show
@@Batchall_Accepted He was in Space Cop! Also several episodes of half in the bag as a hipster.
It is quite disturbing that they have so many copies of VHS Nukie, probably 90% of the worlds supply.
It's like a shitty version of that Jet Li movie The One, but with VHS tapes and sadness
I love that RLM are mentioned on the imdb of the movie
90% of the worlds nukie is owned by less than 1% of the population
The good news is that if there is ever a Nukie shortage in your area, you can always drive to Wisconsin and resupply. The stockpile is large enough to eliminate Nukie famine in impoverished nations all around the globe. It's something Red Letter Media can be proud of.
they did all for the nukie
I love how the RLM boys only break out of character when their equipment and cameras are in danger
Yeah, I need a compilation of all the times they almost broke their equipment. One time a bowling ball almost broke the camera on an earlier BotW episode, and there is one time Rich falls over on the Nerd Crew and almost knocks over the camera. I'm sure there are more examples!
By equipment I assume you mean alcohol containers
@@keokihiga8462 obviously :p
😂
Don't forget Mike dropping his Tom green beer bottle, missing the carefully prepared padding and breaking it for real.
Yes I do consider the beer bottle part of their equipment
"All those grannies are dead!"...Jay exclaims gleefully.
I was about to leave the same comment but thought I'd check to see if someone beat me to it. haha
Some might still be alive.
😂
Holy shit Tim was on his game this episode. Absolutely stole the show although wheel chair Jay nearly took him down lmao
I like Tim's Marty Feldman shirt.
In more ways than one.
I wonder, if somebody had told young 12 y/o Jay that later in life he would develop alcoholism and play giant Unlabeled VHS Tape Jenga with Macaulay Culkin, what would he have done differently?
*NOTHING*
He would have had a good laugh and then said, "yeah, I wish!"
He would just say VERY COOL...
Every RLM video featuring Rich we unlock more of his backstory. Evans Lore
Prepare to Cry: Dick the Birthday Boy
Nahh, a lot of RLM fans already knew about the fire incident. But for the newcomers, it's popped up again
@Frizzurd Okay yeah, I didn't know that either honestly xD
You could call it rich backstory
Everyone rooting for Mac until Jay pulls out "Dominatrix Workout"
The moment he pulled that tape I knew Mac was going to win.
I was hoping to see what that tape was gonna be like...for scientific purposes, of course.
A shame we didn't get to see that or the "Jesus came" tape
And it wasn't featured!
I was rooting for Jay the whole time. I was shouting at my phone for him to not take that last VHS. He should have known that was a load-bearing tape. I can only hope he makes a comeback in the third installment of Junka.
salute to all these nukie tapes used for stacking, lost now like tears in the rain
Good effing riddance.
If you've never sat through the whole movie you won't understand just how much RLM downplays how tedious and boring it is.
2019: Veteran breaks down inaccuracies in war-movies.
2020: Former fire-sprinkler-fitter breaks down inaccuracies in movies.
I must say I'm reallyt glad someone finally adressed this issue, I used to work in fire security and the way movies handle sprinklers for cheap visuals breaks my immersion every time.
local 281!
This bothers my head-canon since I always thoguht it was Rich evans who owned redlettermedia.
@@leshatcatski5089 And now that we know how they work it'll break our immersion as well. Thanks a lot hack frauds
Having worked for my families fire safety company with my father, he and I actually look forward to criticizing fire sprinkler and fire alarm inaccuracies in movies. The best is still when a single alarm pull-station somehow trips the entire buildings fire sprinkler system and rains water down on everything, its fucking hilarious.
Jay as the bumbling wheelchair physical comedian is a sitcoms that I never knew I wanted until now.
Mac looks like an alternate reality version of Jay.
The cooler jay
Bad hair day Jay
Mirror Universe Jay
New 52 Jay
Mac looks high and flushed.
WILL WE EVER FIND OUT HOW TO BUILD THAT DAMN HAUNTED HOUSE
Unironically, I want to watch it
first start by killing a group of orphans their anguish will fuel terror for years to come
Turns out no. We're still waiting.
"All those grannies are dead" said Jay gleefully. "That's it for Dancin' Grannies." RIP Dancin" Grannies.
Should be renamed "Dancing With Death".
Black Spine Junka part 2: Black Spine Edition part 4: First Blood part 6: The Rise of Skywalker
Elecric Boogaloo
The Anime
HD remaster game of the year edition
On ice
& Knuckles
"There's no way it's a movie about the Bible told by a dog."
Oh.
Oh my.
They already watched Quigley.
You guys need to do more JUNKA. This shit is fucking gold. I’m a fan of picking like 20 movies and concentrating them into the 4 or 5 good ones. This episode was hysterical drunk Tim is great, i genuinely didn’t realize it was macaulay culkin until like 20 Minutes in.
Keep up the good work entertaining me in quarantine!
Too bad for covid though, won't get the follow up to this for some time.
👍
I'm suspicious that the Junka format is also a clever little trick introduced by Mike to start culling some of the garbage out of their library so they can free up shelf space.
@@Cephyran no way!
I kind of hate it because of that. I really want to see the other tapes. In the end I feel a little disappointed for missing out on all the episodes that could have been.
8:47 "S M dominatrix workouts " we never get to see the best ones, it is a conspiracy
I'm fucking furious.
IT LEAVES US WANTING MORE!
If we aren’t shouting the Safe Word, it means we want More!!
And as expected, it wasn't that good
Instead of watching the ones you pull out, watch the ones that fall. That way, the players have an incentive to remove as many tapes as possible.
Does that include every copy of Nukie that they stack on top?
The joke is that they are playing the game as an exercise in self loathing
@@ExaltedUriel - Naturally.
Who cares!?! It’s JUNKA!!!
You know Bernie is watching everyone pull out
I really wanted to see a lot of Jay's pile. I feel like "Here Comes Jesus" and "Mastodons: The First Encounter" were probably Rem Lazar levels of quality.
I was curious about the Mastodons also.
I remember watching Mastodons in gym class. It's a cartoon about shredded elephants that was probably trying to cash in on the TMNT craze.
I really wanna learn how to develop my psychic powers.
@@SomeRandomJackAss I just Googled it and holy crap you're right! That needs to get on the show eventually!
Here Comes Jesus was very likely amazing
Rich: "...and then the economy collapsed, I lost my job, I came here, and Mike makes fun of me for money."
What a perfectly condensed metaphor for the 21st century.
Love how Tim's completely shitfaced from the get-go. Absolute champ.
Pass me a beer...again!!!
I love that even though Tim is shitfaced, he still makes some of the funniest jokes of the night.
@Your Comment Changes Nothing the one that's not McCauley, Mike, or Jay. Or Rich.
@Your Comment Changes Nothing this is true. I recant my sassy remark.
*ding-dong* "Fire"
Drunk Tim might be one of the best people to get drunk in the show, almost at the same level as drunk Jack or drunk "cat killer" Jay
Drunk Jack is a entirely new person
I hope I live to see another episode where Jay gets absolutely smashed.
Drunk Jim the canadian is gold, until that Re:View video about Strange Brew I would had never expected a canadian to say F*ck you or ramble on about scottish pizza.
Cat Killer Jay is the kind of drunk I want to be.
If you show me. Love me.
I love the semi-regular Mac visits. You made my childhood, and now you make my man-childhood
I forgot how genius Jay was coming in on the wheelchair. Probably one of the most underrated segments in RLM history
How'd you end up in a wheelchair?
@ahsatan8997 a wheelchair accident! ♿️💥👨🦼
I like how literally Macaulay Culkin has just become another member of the regular Best of the worst panel watching the weirdest shit ever made. Love it!
As opposed to figuratively being a member? :^)
he has become such another memeber that they do not even need to mention that he is macaulay culkin.
Strange world.
Wheelchair Jay is my new favorite character.
Jay and Mack's hair swoops are mirrored. Like weird little mirror twins.
Mack is the evil one... Or is he?
They used the same animation.
Oh God. It true
Dude! Spoilers!!
*That's right Sanjuro!*
Tim's brand of Saucy Chaos is a nice middle ground between Jack's "Hype Dad" vibe and Mike's "Truly Unleashed Degenerate" version.
Saucy. CHAOS.
Thank you for my new Tinder bio.
More like SAUCED chaos AYOOOOO 🥁
No I’m not proud of myself
If Jack's the "Hype Dad" then Tim's the "Funky Uncle" and Mike's the "Demented Grandfather in the attic."
@@The5lackermost state courts don't recognize the "funky uncle" designation, at least in felony cases
Mike Stoklasa invented a new film subgenre: "Blank-sploitation" - exploiting blank vhs tapes for entertainment.
We're the blank generation.
No flatcap.
@@josefdagarsson8199 And we can take it or leave it each time
Damn is Macaulay ever home alone anymore
It was fun for a bit...
I'd prefer to see Jack or the Wizard.
No, he’s “Lost In Milwaukee”
@@Kris_A Never thought Id agree with that, but here we are.
Live Doom and they think he's a Good Son!
@@Kris_A Josh / Jack & Canadians > mac
Edit: I watched the BOTW with Twisted Pair yesterday after this comment and I'm gonna say the Canadians are just as good as J&J. Love those guys.
My stomach. I thought they were joking about the "one guy in a wheelchair"-part, then out of nowhere Jay rolls out on not even a regular but a motorized one and chaos ensues.
1:09:05 "Do you think Father Time knows exactly when to pull out?"
That is one of the funniest, most clever things I've heard in a long time
Mac didn’t! And now, he’s a Father!
We watched that abstinence cartoon “If You Love Me...Show Me.” in my 7th grade health class in 1999. Our teacher would pause it and ask us questions to make sure we were getting the point. Never thought I would see that again.
So did it work?
Yeah, I was shown the yellow Dino tape in either kindergarten or maybe second grade, I thought it was a strange pipe dream for years until I saw the guys talking about it
@@AlexFallotnova47 I don’t remember any videos like that in grade school, but I do have a lot of memories of movies that feel like pipe dreams. Like, I don’t know the names of them or how to look them up, so as far as I know, I’ve fabricated any memory I have of them.
I'm assuming the OP is currently on child support and has an assortment of vanarial diseases.
"Yeah, I'd go out with that hot redhead who wants to get plowed. She's hotter _and_ sluttier. A total package."
Black Spine, Junka, Mack, official Rich Evans lore, and wheelchair-bound Jay -- a perfect BOTW storm.
"Rich Evans lore" XD
Don’t forget Tim!
Tangent, but here's my case for why "wheelchair bound" should be retired as a term.
A wheelchair is a tool that people use to accomplish tasks, or the specific task of mobility. Depending on the type of chair (e.g., power chair with hand controls, hydraulic lift chair), the user has to have specialized knowledge or experience to use it well.
We don't talk about other tools or technology that way. Someone who uses a car to get from Point A to Point B is not "vehicle bound."
People don't even talk about other assistive devices, like glasses/contacts that way. "Oh look at that poor man, he's glasses bound. He is a prisoner of the tool on his face that he uses to increase his visual acuity."
I understand that the term comes from the perspective of abled people who only think of disability as a death sentence, a tragedy, etc. But for people who view their chairs as an extension of their body that they actively use, it doesn't make any sense.
@@AuDHDarling What would you rather people use? (/genuine)
@@Lishadra Hole-Bound
I'm really happy about Tim being back. I really loved him the times he's been around, so it's great to see more of him!
Yeah, I love him. I hope he shows up more!
@OnlyCaleb He's thee one who came up with ll the best jokes this episode, though.
I like him, but he really does look like every paedophile did the fusion dance and he was the outcome.
Jay in an electric wheelchair is the person I occasionally WISH I could be in my actual manual wheelchair. Love it.
I also love how the abstinence cartoon is *so* worried about sex but says not a goddamn thing about minors drinking **and** driving.
That's in the drivers ed video of gory traffic deaths that every teenager of the 90s was forced to watch. Brains and dismemberment and asphalt.
@Rimone Media Lol. No, more like running shit over and not caring. Although ...
@Rimone Media Ha, no worries. I remember going to a con in a rented electric chair, and one of the CEOs was like "I would've run three people over by now", during a signing. It was hilarious.
My heart was filled with such joy to see Tim Higgins creepily surveying from the other room
"We still have time! Take your pants off!"
Jay had me rolling with this one
Timestamp?
@@r.henryjr.1533 1:03:18
I need more adult men with monotone voices reading sexually suggestive lyrics in my life.
my name is chris hansen from dateline nbc..
its the new kids bop!
Unfortunately that old "Chris Hansen Pickup Lines" video has been removes from youtube.
I need the World Crime League in my life. When's that going to happen?
@@Tolwrathit’s back!
Thank you again for having Mr. Tim Higgins. Former hockey player born in 1958 and played over 700 games in the National Hockey League from 1978 to 1989
Pretty sure I've said it before, but Tim should keep coming back, he seems like someone I'd like to add to my pretend internet friends.
I also have a list of pretend internet friends.
@@whenpiratesattack I mean who doesn’t?
@@theenglishman normies
The benign form of a parasocial relationship. As a multi-decade shut-in it's the only thing that keeps me alive.
Jay finally has a co-host he can talk to at eye level.
He talks to Plinkett all the time
This comment is reserved for The Rich Evans Laugh Appreciation Federation.
TRELAF.
Shut up
Where can I join?
The United Federation of Rich Evans
I upvoted, downvoted and then upvoted again.
Just so that i can upvote twice!
Oh what I would pay for Macaulay Culkin to burst into my house yelling "Hey, best friend!" and ruin everything I own.
ill do it for cheap
Honestly lost it when Jay smashed into the table with the motor chair and almost knocked over the camera! This was a hilarious episode.
It was like a call back to that nerd crew episode Rich with the BB-8 watch
puxorb
Just a throwaway line at first and he literally was in a motor wheelchair
I feel like the camera almost being knocked over was a nice reference to the Nerd Crew episode where Rich almost knocked it over from an overdose joke lol
That part was a highlight for me
@@MarkQuick0411 Yea. I thought it was a nice reference to that nerd crew episode.
Like I literally just referenced it Good job
puxorb I think we all want to see that tape.
Did they lose the clip of "STAY COOL ABOUT FIIIIRE SAFETY!" Criminal not to play the old callback.
The “let’s pretend it was a pig” bit was honestly the best thing I’ve seen all week.
Edit: okay Jay running everything over in a motorized wheel chair was funnier
Or Rich Evans talking about the time he almost burned down grandma’s house in his early twenties.
Sky Flier the point when cartoon girl goes: ah dammit, just give him what he wants. And all the guys: YEEEEAAH!!
"He looks like he drinks crab juice" is my new favorite way to describe someone.
I wonder if any of the tapes break when the tower falls.
...Actually that's probably the real reason they're doing these.
AlexxShadenk777 except for when it’s dancing grannies though
No , everyone knows the only way to break a VHS is to actually play it .
This was genuinely one of the best episodes they've ever done, just a shame Jay has to take out the rage he feels from his tragic accident on everyone else.
Rusty Buquet Also the panel lineup was on point this episode.
The tapes could've been funnier. Jay's collection sounded hilarious
I bet Mac really does call out "Hello best friends!" When he shows up to the red letter studio.
And then he blames Rich for something.
I think one of the best things about Mac is how antithetical he is to the cast while fitting in so well.
“HEY BEST FRIENDS!!!” is a perfect example of this.
I see the gangs are forming. The wild Flannels on the left, and the stolid solids on the right
"Well, if divorce is the only answer...then we better find out what the question was and tell everybody to NEVER EVER ASK IT!"
That's some peak Christianity right there.
Don't ask questions. Just consume scripture, then get excited for next scripture.
@@Ptaku93 I'm not American and live in a country with fully socialised medicine. The idea of marriage as a "promise you should keep" is a disgusting view that causes untold harm to milions of people who could otherwise be living happy lives. It's primarily a religious view, which is VERY American, so from where I'm standing you sound like you belong right in the middle of this "America-land" - go join a church in the South and start calling anyone who has sex before marriage a "slut", you'll fit right in!
@@Ptaku93 By calling your views "common sense" you ain't helping your cause ;)
Love that reductionism though - getting a divorce means you treat your partner like a disposable object. It clearly can't be the result of a long, painful, heart-wrenching process. There's no such thing as getting married too early, or people hiding who they really are, or abusers, or the concept that people change and grow apart. They should just try harder, no matter what harm it does to them and those around them. If they don't do that, they MUST just be "sluts" who jumped in without giving it any thought.
What an incredibly ignorant, judgemental way to think about other people.
@@Ptaku93
"The no-fault kind" - yeah, that's covered under "people growing apart", or "marrying too young" and a whole host of other things. And once again, by comparing that to "thots" (and "sluts" earlier) you're illustrating that you think the only people that fail in marriages are the ones that don't care and don't try. Which brings us back to your ignorant, judgemental attitude.
"Or, in short - thots endorse it" - alright dude, you clearly have some axe to grind here, so I'm out.
@@ShifuCareaga ...you do realise I didn't say a single thing - positive or negative - about the American health care system, right? Nor did I say give any value judgements about my own (just the bare fact that it was socialised). That it was, in fact, the guy I was responding to that was insulting Americans?
But just for fun, lets tick off the American stereotypes you've managed to fulfill:
1) Frothing at the mouth at the mere mention that some things could be wrong with the US, regardless of who said it/context. DING.
2) Assuming every other country is going broke/falling apart. DING. Would only be better if you've never been out of your home State, never mind home country.
3) Assuming any country with socialised healthcare is European, apparently unaware that practically every developed country uses this model. DING.
4) "Elitism". DING. Bet the only folks you call elites more than Europeans are them damn Hollywood people, eh?
5) An eighty-year old appeal back to the (very flawed) view of the US coming in to "save" Europe in WW2. Even worse, you're apparently unaware that half the "ideals" you refer to didn't exist back then, and came out of a post WW2 desire to fix the broken systems that led to war, or that the war exposed. DING.
6) Christian. You didn't say it, I don't have any evidence for it. But wouldn't it be funny if you fit this stereotype as well? :)
I demand raw footage of watching all 22 tapes. I will literally pay money
same
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@@boogiewoogie96 You alright?
patreon please! the rlm patreon is drastically underused
45:33
MIKE: "That would be the definition of..."
TIM: "Iron Man" ** God bless you, Tim!
DUUUUde the dog's their real dad, he's just living in the yard while that other guy shacks up with the mum. It explains everything.
@@OdaVenom is it female ? Lmao if it is there could be a lesbian angle
Could be a trans lady who got the mom pregnant before transitioning.
@@PopfulFrost The possibilities are endless!
@@jaymereynolds9172 Thanks, not sure I'd call it clever lol but I'll take the compliment.
A Mrs. Doubtfire for cuckolds!
Is the Native American girl in "If You Love Me, Show Me" the same natureful character as the girl in Suburban Sasquatch? Are these movies part of the same cinematic universe?
Michael Land squatchverse confirmed?
RRRHARGUUGAGGGH
Did Dave Wascavage join a cult?
If you love me, RUARARAHGHHH
The origin story of El Pollohontas. A Sasquatch Story.
Oh my god, I can't believe you guys got Kieran Culkin's brother on the show. Very cool.
Harry Jang i only just learn that Kieran even has a brother. Looks nothing like him though
That's Fred Savage buddy
How dare you
Rory Culkin?
@@OdaVenom lmaoooooooo
You've got no idea how many words rhyme with my last name hahaha
Why is no one mentioning how Rich Evans was exposed as a telepath? He stopped that camera from falling. The signs were all there, the way he can predict what happens in movies all the time. His gerbil like appearance. He's a goddamn Xman
I think Rich Evans is a sith lord
@@smhfirebruh5630 A Sith LORD?
@@OriginalPatton Yes, i think he might be the sith lord we've been looking for
I think you mean telekinetic 😆
The sequel we always wanted.
Jordan Nino it’s about family
The sequel we *needed*
It's like poetry
Love to see Tim back as well. He's practically all the RLM members merged into one. With a moustache.
Therefore inherently the most dangerous
Yea if snidely whiplash was porno director
@@andrewwgold Fuck Butt Point was GOLD!
@@andrewwgold you post the same comment twice AND upvoted both of them. That's next level obnoxious gj
@@feebypeels2883 It was a highlight of the episode
The entity spoke from beyond the static, its shape alien in its lack of definition, feminine in its suggestion, the audio warped.
*Tell me... Do YOU feel mature???*
Carter Slade I found that pretty funny too c:
Imagine being drunk as fuck and seeing a grandma on TV become an Earthbound background and ask you if you feel mature.
Mack being a part of the RLMCU is one of the greatest gifts that keep on giving. He's a perfect man.
"Do you think Father Time knows exactly when to pull out?" - "Yeah but he doesn't care"
I was thinking "But they have a kid, so clearly not" before they said that.
"Depends on how you view String Theory."
That line..LMOA!!
"There's no such thing as weather balloons."
now let me tell you about ghosts
That's just what "Big Weather" wants you to think. Wake up sheeple!
"Fire Safety for Older Adults"
*DRAMATIC RICH EVANS ZOOM*
One day we're gonna find out that Rich Evans is only 26.
I love how cheerful Jay is when he shouts "All those grannies are dead!"
I wrote an essay while listening to the clap clap part and I ended up accidentally writing it into my essay and I didn’t catch it until surprisingly late in writing it. Truly a real life Cognitohazard.
We must contain it, it is too strong!
What an inspiring name and icon, the fear eater and you look like a star trek character, I love it.
@@sparki9085 Why contain it?
@@mr.washingtonsbuddy.8454 'Scool
I’ve seen people roast Tim when he’s on the show but that man is fucking hilarious, futtbuck point had me wheezing. This is a top tier episode all around.
People roast Tim? I would never have guessed, he's consistently hilarious in my opinion.
He seemed to be better in the room than at the table. Had a lot of good jokes as the videotapes were going but brought a kind of awkward energy to the round-table discussion part (and not the self-conscious awkwardness of Mike and others). I don't know. I think this episode was hurt a little by no Jay or someone else to really keep the discussion on track. A little too chaotic for me.
Still funny, though, these are nit-picks.
Brett VV sure "Brett". or should i call you... Tim?
I really want Tim to participate more in RLM videos, he’s amazing and I love him