Best of the Worst: Black Spine Junka 3
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- Опубликовано: 26 июл 2022
- The collective nightmare continues, seemingly without end... This time it's Rich vs Tim in the 3rd Junka battle to see who will watch a pile of spineless tapes found in a dumpster. What horrors await!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!?!??
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Mike's final moments will be laughing at a mirror uncontrollably.
If Rich doesn't shoot him first
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I hope that happens, cuz at least he'll be happy. We've all gotta die sometime, so why not go out w a laugh?
Like a reverse Narcissus
Fantastic visual.
Another year we have been ROBBED of watching “How to Build a Haunted House” goddammit
I’m literally devastated
They should put it in as a bonus for the Halloween episode.
We've been getting robbed of Cryptz for years now. I'm still waiting for that one.
@@sir0nion I’m still waiting for Ankle Biters and it’s promised vertically challenged coffin creepers.
"Step 1: Kill someone inside it."
R I P John Joseph Bittenbinder (September 1, 1942 - May 26, 2023) your wonderful mustache will never be forgotten.
Ohshi---REALLY?
We lost a bad&ss last year.
This is probably my favorite episode since the Caliber Press Edged Weapons & Hostage Negotiations episodes.
I'd even call it = to the Hostage episode!
RIP Legend!
Damn he died on my birthday…
@@fluffyrevenge22 You're writing pretty well for a person who was born so recently.
What'd you do??? @@fluffyrevenge22
his name was my name too
Nothing screams 'mexican food' louder than a restaurant named 'Willy Wonka Wooly Woo'.
Tim Noah in search of the Willy Wonka Wooly Woo Mexican food.
Willy Wonka Woodoo Hide
yeah for southern/Texas idiots that would be an acceptable name for anything that isn't "American food"
Willy Wonka Wooly Woo? Great place in Houston, has the best reviews on google. The man clearly can't handle his tortillas..
He is clearly insecure with the way he repeats himself.
• Mike cackling at the misfortunes of the elderly
• Rich reliving childhood trauma
• Jay getting stuck with the sex weirdo tape
• Tim just showing up to get drunk
All in all, a successful Black Spine episode.
Black Balls? My Favourite!
An ode to perpetual virginity.
Honestly someone should make a drinking game out of these, or a bingo
And on top of that, the glorious fucking mustache of J.J. Bittenbinder. I'd say it was a triumph.
Me turning up watch to get some meaning to my life. Check.
“What are you even laughing at?”
*laughing so hard he’s barely able to speak*
“All the things wrong with her.”
Diseased geriatrics are Mikes favorite.
Mike is so haunted by now
Not gonna lie, I lost it at the montage of that old lady. I can't blame Mike for laughing his ass off
@@LobstersLobsters Can you even haunt a literal hellspawn?
Literally pointing at the screen and laughing uncontrollably.
"all the things wrong with her" tries to take a breath and only gets half "chronic pulmonary..." Wipes tears
22:03 just because I need to come back to this moment.
Rich Evans being pissed off at that lady's "solutions" to stop bullying because he's tried all of them and more to get Mike to stop and it never worked.
« Oh that will work !… oh that will fucking work !!! » 😂
@@nineoutoften1360 Watching Rich go off on this was so relatable, it'd probably be my exact same "bullied extensively as a kid and teen" reaction to it.
Junka is now impossible without the excess of nukie tapes
They’ll probably use their excess copies of “Vampire Assassin.”
Or possibly Mean Guns with Ice-T, Jay made a joke in an earlier video that people keep sending them copies of that "for some reason"
it's necessary evil, the less nukie in the world, the better
no way there isn't like, a fair amount of people hunting for Nukie tapes that have sent them in since the Nukie vid
Is 'It's Pat' on VHS?
Rich’s fate was sealed when he picked ‘How to build a haunted house’. We’re not meant to see that tape.
Zak Bagans wanted to keep that one a secret.
I really want to see that tape!
That slam when those tapes fell right after.
Holy frickin moly I died
That’s how you know the whole thing is fake. I can spot a fake VHS Jenga tower plug-in any day.
Especially the part where one "makes the ghosts" and the ghost-making tool is just a large knife.
Mike laughing at the elderly cause “ something wrong with her” is the funniest thing
the way they just listed all her ailments at the bottom of the screen had me in tears
Just like that old lady with COPD, Mike struggled to breathe while laughing.
I hope that the lady took lessons from the bully woman.
"Did anyone ever told you that something's WRONG with you? Come along, kids, tell her that she's like odd and sh*t"
Mike is such a sadist lol
Something about Mike laughing at old people just brings me joy.
When I was like 9 I had the VHS of that Christian comedian. I watched endlessly. I memorized the bad jokes. I memorized the songs. I can even do the lip thing. I performed for friends and family. I made a fool of myself for a year.
This feels like I can finally let that part of my life go. I can move on. Thank you.
My mom and stepdad took me to see him when I was a kid.
Awesome!
As a newer RLM fan, I was trying to figure out why he was so familiar when I guarantee I hadn’t seen any of his stuff. Then I realized he was the fish in that horribly animated nightmare Gaither’s Pond (Something I found via OneyPlays and Saberspark).
The Hyperactivity song and I Can Eat it All are still stuck in my head.
@@TheChildofAuraReborni died laughing reading this. I love gaithers pond
Regarding Joe Blitman (the Barbie Collector guy):
He's like one of the biggest sources on the whole toy line that wasn't a direct Mattel employee. So it's not just that his video is competently made, but this man is pretty much the final authority on the subject when it comes to Barbie, particularly as a collectible and particularly when it comes to the really old models. He made an entire line of publications, videos and what not and to this day remains active in the field, while obviously knowing his shit. And he kind of makes it a point of most of his publications that this is a hobby like any other - not in tone of "hey, stop making fun of me", but simply explaining why he considers it to be a hobby worth time.
I thought RLM was pretty fair to him. He knew his shit in a niche subject. So there was nothing worth saying about the video
@@anjetto1 I'm just pointing out that it's not simply "a guy who knows his shit", it's "THE guy that knows ALL the shit". In other words: it's hardly even qualifable for standard Junka/BotW routine, aside the subject of the video.
They've been very fair in this video in general, considering they could ridicule both Blitman and Bittenbinder with ease, instead giving them credit. In the semi-serious, semi-mocking RLM way, but still - credit.
i kinda want to watch/listen to the whole tape,do you know where i can do that?
Aren't most older Barbie dolls like nearly in the hundred thousands when it comes to rarity? If anything Joe Blitman is the winner here XD
that's so heartwarming
"Wow this woman is just teaching kids to bully and that's wrong"
10 seconds later
Mike Laughing at old people trying to be alive
@@KIager … as far as we know.
@@KIager THIS
Dang ol' duality of man, man
@@KIager rich doesn't need a walker yet
@@t.c.bramblett617 Is that a fucking Boomhauer reference?
When Mike gets old and put in a nursing home, they'll all think he has severe dementia because he won't stop laughing at things that aren't jokes, but actually he's laughing at all the old people for being old.
Amazing.
and also has severe dementia
"What's that man in front of the mirror doing?"
"Oh... that's Mister Stoklasa. He alternates between fits of hysterical laughter and weeping inconsolably upon seeing his reflection... poor bastard"
…all the things wrong w herrrrrr🤣
Not long to wait either, he'll start receiving social security next year
Not only does JJ Bittenbinder look and talk like a dude who's seen some shit but you can tell from how he walks that he's been shot too
How can you tell?
You gotta throw them off their rhythm
@@the_dualists Mate, how mind blowing is it that it's actually the same guy that John Mulaney was talking about?!
He was an ex CPD detective, of course he saw some horrible things, that said he seemed to really care about what happens and doing his best to help the kids.
Watching this I ask myself, when did these guys get so old. Then I realized I've been a fan of RLM for 15 years. I was in my mid 20s. Now I'm pushing 40. I'm just as old and decrepit as they are.
Grim reaper claim me now
My husband and I felt really old when we realized Mike is only two years older than me...and 7 years younger than my husband.
That's the real joke
...same here!
@@smokejaguar986be careful, I heard theyre really explosive
Mike laughing at that poor old woman almost made me pass out laughing
Same!
Already a classic moment in RLM history 😅😅😅
I felt like I did 100 crunches after than bit, god my guts ache from all that laughing.
@@Legion563 That part and the kid hurting his nuts both had me laughing until my stomach hurt
Rich's disapproving stare made it so much better.
I'm sorry, but in an episode where we were presented with the possibility of seeing Cutest Cat Capers, Wild Tittays, horse acupuncture and Phyllis Diller running a garage sale I can't help but feel cheated. Horribly, terribly cheated.
I agree. And don't forget the "How to Build a Haunted House" one too = /
@Lee K omg thank you for this!
I hope they put those tapes back into the 'pool.' The world needs to see that Garage Sale tape.
we got mike losing his mind and one more "old people tape" away from ending in an asylum, isn't that enough?
Instead we got the school abuse video
I love how the Barbie tape was too earnestly well-done and niche-specific to roast. They had a VHS of a man with a VERY "cringe" hobby, and there's nothing to ridicule. "He knows his shit and he's obviously sincere, no notes" is NOT the take I expected from BotW, but GOD it's a nice palate cleanser after Jesus Loves My Ugly Chin, Dr. Jane Lynch Says to Call Your Classmate Stupid and Ugly, and Hey Kids Don't Get Murderassaulted ft. Chicagoland Nietzsche Cop.
That last sentence was a treat man, thanks.
The barbie guy is an authentic enthusiast, RLM authentically hates sleaze/vanity/exploitation
This joke made me feel like I was losing my mind. LMAO Thank you.
Dude, you should write greeting cards or something! 😂🤌
But like RLM & D20 related things.
You have quite a way with words!
Rest in Peace JJ Bittenbinder tell those kids in the afterlife about the dangers of drugs
There are no goofs in Heaven...
He's gone to Valhalla to settle his blood feud with Sanford Strong once and for all.
Tell those dead kids, "I told you so."
"I have a PhD in bullying"
"In stopping it, right?"
"..."
"Right?"
RedLetterMedia is actually a documentary about Mike slowly coming to terms with his mortality
Are you sure? Every time he faces it, he starts laughing endlessly like someone who just heard the phrase 'those who laugh live longer'.
"I'm not looking at you."
Mike is not going to die of old age, instead he's going to die of laughter after doing something frail and pathetic as an old man.
It's an arthouse drama.
Borderline experimental.
I agree, he's trying to find the best of the worst.... parts of aging.
Mike’s uncontrollable laugh is truly insane.
He sounds like an old witch :)
ADR. You mean Rich. Right?
He becomes quite unhinged when he sees the disabled and the elderly
Mike's pure sexual glee when old people appear on screen is amazing to behold.
like Rich when he watches kids bully each other
I really want to like this but its at 666 so i cant :(
@@TheZINGularity now you can
@@maw9406 i shall
Hearing the woman and children insult the "fat" kid is genuinely uncomfortable to watch.
that whole segment...oof
@@wompwomp9946 , reminds me of when I was graduate student, first in liberal arts and then I switched to social/behavioral science.
There are so, so many professors and PhDs like her who have limited practical skills and may not actually be especially intelligent.
And deep down they know it, but they can't deal with that reality so they find victims to bully to make themselves feel better by comparison.
I think about a literature professor who would openly mock students in class, calling them "lazy" and such, and then end class early to go out drinking with her favorite students.
Or about the chair of my department who didn't like that I kept bringing up genuine problems to him (e.g., the microphone not working well so that hard-of-hearing students could not hear the lecture in our largest lecture hall).
So he just started blanking me in the hallway in front of the new professors who were eager to kiss his ass. He would literally see me, frown, and look away.
I dropped out. It was a financial loss, but I have kept my sanity and my soul.
@@wompwomp9946 , oh, and just to preclude anyone saying, "But the ADA!" regarding lack of access for hard-of-hearing students ...
The professor/chair in question specialized in rehabilitation counseling, which is career counseling for people with disabilities.
Rehab professors at my old university would regularly step in when students reported inaccessibly to explain how it actually was accessible, so the university didn't need to waste any money on it.
Like the university putting washers and dryers with touchscreens in all the dorms without vetting them for accessibility to see if blind students could use them (they couldn't).
Multiple students and even their parents complained, but the director of the "Disability Resource Center" at the university said that it wasn't the technology that was inaccessible, it was the students who "didn't know how to interact/interface with it."
That lady was power tripping. Unfortunate that she interacts with children lol.
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"I told him why he wouldn't make it and he just started laughing uncontrollably. In all my years of doctoring I've never had a patient as haunting as Mr. Stoklasa."
thank you for this lsdkfjsldkfj
To be fair, I'd also start laughing when told why I wouldn't make it. Then when able, maybe even through the laughter, I'd ask "how long do I have to wait?".
Not 'how long do I have left'. How long do I have to wait. That way I can arrange a deathday party and invite my friends and family around and make a celebration of it
"I was just reading out everything that was wrong with him from the clipboard, and the laughter just got louder and louder..."
@@noone3216 Yeah this kind of mindset used to seem really weird to me but these days I get it, sounds like a good plan
Some people in this comment section need to try living.
Start with some acid, make a friend, go for a hike. After just that one morning you'll feel very differently about life.
Those poor little adorable kids sound so uncomfortable insulting each other.
“Five guys started a burger joint!”
Jeeeesus Rich pulls out these lines every once in a while that just absolutely wreck me. So fast. Never change, Rich.
That was the first time rich ever felt sadness watching a tower fall.
TURN ON THE TV, THEY HIT THE PENTAGON!
@@John-Adams didn't know rich was a turning red fan
This is an underrated comment .
He was so overjoyed he had to bring out the star wars holiday special to balance things out
@@John-Adams turn on the tv. it doesn't matter what channel
Oh my god the JJ Bittenbinder tape is what John Mulaney was talking about in one of his routines. It’s exactly as nuts as he made it sound.
This is the crossover I never knew I wanted
"It's o.k. to laugh, his name is ridiculous..."
Im really glad you referenced this, it would have driven me crazy trying to figure out where i new that nightmarish tape from
And Mulaney makes a cameo at 22:42!
I was coming here to say this. “STREET SMARTS”!
Bubble guy apparently created and sold a toy company and still actively tours around doing a bubble show with his accordion-playing wife. That feels like a brand new sentence.
Pretty wholesome, in a carney sort of way
I think your sentence failed the Turing test. That's my only explanation.
@@vde1846spot on. Even the most wholesome carny has some secrets
My man is out here living that r63 Pinkie Pie life
Glad he got married in the end. Insecure lonely guy.
While watching Beanie Baby movie: "This movie has integrity, it's not trying to scam anyone, it serves a purpose for those who want it."
Now: "Didn't we watch some sleazy Beanie Baby scam video once? This honest video is nothing like that."
Good memory, guys.
Yeah that was odd too but I guess their point was more that the Beanie Baby video was about value, and how not to get scammed, so you COULD build up your Beanie Baby collection for profit. While the Barbie video was more like a small documentary or research video.
@@BioYuGi Nah they just can't remember that well anymore. Because booze.
Didn’t they watch a different one at some point? So not this one?
I think also that the Beanie Babies weirdos didn’t give two craps about them as a product-just the value. Could have been any random product! Whereas the barbie guy it’s unmistakably a literal passion project for him, value or not. Hard to make fun of someone with passion and competence. Compare to the pumpkin carving guy: passion, but no competence.
@@BioYuGi Quit making excuses for the elderly
"I knew it was going to be Christian, I can smell it!"
Mike confirmed to be a literal Skandinavian troll.
In the ancient legends of Norway, the only way to defeat him was to bring someone so old to his bridge that he would start laughing uncontrollably until he fell into the river and drowned.
@@nathaniellindner313 If I didn't know better and heard it out of context I'd believe you.
@@AlL-tk6kw I still believe it.
Would absolutely not be shocked if that's some deep cut reference to a saga or whatever.
We The People officially demand a follow-up episode to screen Rich's tapes. RELEASE THE EVANS CUT!!!
I want to know how to build a haunted house
@@bellicose4653 At this point that tape can't possibly be anything but a disappointment...
@@user-zp4ge3yp2o Remember how long Tree Falling Safety was on the multiple wheels for years, only to be boring and lame once we got to see it?
@@user-zp4ge3yp2o keep my hope alive, or I’ll have my revenge, and Deathstalker 3!
@@robertpeacock894 oo deathstalker 3 should come back, because it's awful and I want to see them suffer.
21:22
Mike: "Ohhh yeees!"
Jay: "Oh no..."
Mike: "Ohhhhh, oh boy!"
Rich: "The hell is wrong with you?"
"She looks like a classic witch." What a simple, effective riff from Rich
When they're older, Mike won't be able to talk to his friends anymore. Just point and laugh.
Underrated comment
Hopefully Jay will still be alive.
I'm younger than the RLM but have chronic pain and disabilities. I'm also a happy person with a good life.
I know that research has shown that non-disabled people consistently rate the quality of life of disabled people lower than disabled people rate their own quality of life.
Basically, ableds look at us and assume that our lives are a living nightmare, when usually they're ... fine. Pain isn't ideal, but you adjust.
So Jay may think that he'll end things before he becomes disabled, but research and experience tells me that he'll accept it when the time comes.
And then Mike can point and laugh at him.
This is probably the most "Edited by Mike Stoklasa" episode you guys have ever done.
I wish I had the ability to issue him some type of award for this episode!
*splat noise
As soon as I saw the replay of Rich Evans' fail from multiple angles I knew this was a Mike edited episode lol
But where are the hidden freeze frames?
I fuckin love how dedicated the RLM fanbase is (myself included) to the point where inside of 5 mins we can tell who edited an episode of BotW
This episode is as GOAT as the Surviving Edged Weapons episode. We have: a psycho psychologist tormenting innocent children, an archer completely devoid of a soul, Mike laughing at an elderly woman’s debilitating conditions, a hard boiled detective hosting the most intense community outreach
Every 1 has favorites.
SEW.
Rem-Lezar.
Hostage Negotiation.
Roar.
Zaat.
J.J. Bittenbinder. 😎
Here's my theory. The PhD bully lady is secretly paid by the teachers to punish the kids that are assholes
That would honestly be a brilliant grift. Guaranteed demand for BS non-work (assuming you're cool with emotionally abusing children)
"He's the Bill Cosby of Christian comedians.. he puts us all to sleep" - underrated joke slipped in by Mike
Bill Cosby also slipped a few things in.
time stamp?
@@dcbdcbdcb 28:22
I died at that comment
Was just going to say 😁
Old lady: i have breathing issues and it causes me pain
Mike: laughs uncontrollably
damn venom haven't see you in a heart beat hope your doing well
@Der Frosch-Prinz Aus Bayern We may have reached Peak Mike.
Okay but that "When it becomes a criminal act... It's time for criminal action" follow-up was so smooth and sunk in so hard.
As soon as I heard the news, I had to come here, perhaps my favorite BOTW. RIP JJ Bittenbinder & your spectacular mustache. Chicago streets will never be the same
Mike totally red in the face laughing while Jay is like "what are you even laughing at" has to be the funniest shit I've seen in a while
the best part is when he says why he was laughing. I was probably laughing as hard as him.
Lots of highlights from that Power Aging tape. I had to pause the video and leave the room, I was cry-laughing so hard at Mike's Fraulen Sausageball adlibs about her shit being sold at Goodwill while simultaneously turning to dust.
I really enjoyed watching Jay laugh so much in this episode.
I’m still dying from this part
@@janetteperez6351 his laughter is by far the most contagious
The anticipation of "how to build a haunted house" is reaching nukie and the batman levels
and Deathstalker 3!
I've seen Nukie, plus seen others review it in a funny style.
I really don't think it's a ,so bad it's good movie, it's just boring for the most part, with a few chances for the right riffer to make it funny.
At this point it's been built up so much, I doubt they would even bother with it.
Look what happened when the nerd reviewed e.t.
The expectations are just too high at this point. I'd love to see RLM prove me wrong but I'm not holding my breath for it.
Cheers.
It's the new "Shoji Tabuchi Show" of Best of the Worst
@@another_german If you build it, Mike will come.
@@steveharvey2102 Pretty much nail on the head. Nukie's bad, but it's average kids movie bad. It's not so wildly insane to be entertaining to have them shit on like something as terrible as Mac & Me is, which IS batshit crazy and so bad it's good.
Rich Evans is still my favorite practical effect on the show
Rich: "I can't wait to shoot you in the face"
Mike: "I can't wait to let you"
That's the kind of beautiful friendship that tugs on your heart strings.
Len Cardinale is still with us, and entered the Archery Hall of Fame about 17 years ago. He's a legit legend. He called himself a "Regular Joe" archer. He was a prolific coach, hunter, magazine writer, archery business owner (in New Jersey of course), and awful public speaker.
Now I wonder if the pinky ring is useful for archery or if that's that a New Jersey thing.
And an okay husband!
I don't think he was in any war though. Born in 1939 and opened a business called "Butts and Bows" in '64.
Poor bastard. I don't think he knew his video wouldn't hold up to society's ever-degrading humor.
Nice
I got bullied A LOT as a kid like so badly that I would force myself to vomit just to try and get out of school because I was so scared to go to school.
Literslly every authority figure I ever interacted with acted the same way the lady in that video did. It was almost cathartic to see the RLM crew tear into it and just lay it bare that its ineffectual disconnected and just plain ignorant.
So thanks for that
Sorry that happened man. Hope you've found a lot more happiness in this life than negativity
As someone who has worked in schools and has been fortunate enough not to encounter bullying either as a student or a teacher, I always felt that the kind of 80's high school movie style of bullying can't possibly be real, since surely even the most incompetent teacher would put a stop to that shit immediately, but the older I get, the more I realise that some authority figures are absolutely ineffective at wielding their authority... Sorry they failed you, buddy. :(
@@korganrocks3995 Teachers never helped me, they tried but ultimately what got me outside of bullying was mocking myself. The few teachers that tried to help just made it worse, but at least they were the only ones at school who talked to me.
@@schimnesthaisbasement5015 what did they do to help you that made it worse? If you don't mind me asking
@@schimnesthaisbasement5015 That's crazy to me. Maybe it's because I don't love teaching enough to fear losing my job, but if I saw some little shits making another student's life a misery, I'd talk to their parents if talking to the kids didn't work, and if the parents refused to admit that their little angels could be bullies I'd get the police involved. Escalation is key when dealing with injustice; you have to keep taking it to the next level if the current level isn't helping, even if that ends up with you paying some older kids to beat the shit out of the bullies. Anyway, a bit late for that, but I hope you're doing better these days and that your former bullies have matured enough to feel horrible about the way they acted.
I hope the kids actually apologized to each other because you can see those nervous smiles and apprehension clear as day.
This year we've lost a hero. RIP Detective JJ Bittenbinder
"I can't wait to shoot you in the face" "I can't wait to let you" is the highest level of friendship one can have.
Mike is in top form this episode. Drunk, belligerent, sassy, giggling at the mere sight of an old person, accents. Great stuff.
Indeed.
I think it's the joy of the black spines that gets him that way
@@jamescurrall9341 black spine is his juice
@@kubli365 well technically making the others suffer black spine is 😂
I look forward to the day when the show is just 20 minutes of Mike looking in the mirror and alternating between uncontrolled giggling and terrified screaming.
23:02 Rich Evans somehow landing on the same extended note during his laughter 3 times in a row is just beautiful
This might be one of the best episodes. Holy shit this killed me
I’m back after the latest episode referenced Bittenbinder and I have to agree. I realized this one, with a small explanation of what the Black Spines are, might be one of the best to introduce someone to the channel with
When I was young (10ish) I was wearing my Pats hoodie, walking down a mall, when some guy asked who my fave player was. “Brady.” “Oh no way! I have his knockoffs at my store!” “…nnnno nono thanks. Leave.”
I told my mom (who was shopping and let me roam a lil) about it and she was like, “there’s a 70% chance that was a pedophile. Run, scream, or fight.”
That’s why the Bittinbinder skit is kinda touching; we don’t understand the functions of sexual abuse when we are lil but know they are bad. I would rather my son “escape, kill, or be killed” than some fuckin cartoon seal telling me not to trust a dude minding his own business at the park. Kids are smarter than pampering stuff thinks of them…
That being said, I Bittenblonger is still a ducking weirdo, with good points.
“black balls mm my favorite”
after diligent analysis i would conclude that this is the best video they have ever made
"By the way, detective J.J. Bittenbinder wore 3-piece suits. He also wore a pocketwatch. Two years in a row he wore a cowboy hat. He also had a huge handlebar mustache. None of that matters, but it's important to me that you know that." - John Mulaney
I'm surprised that's not more STREET SMARTS comments
@@1mandanceparty Right?! That's what made me pause and go to the comments.
I really thought this was a fake story. I can't believe I've now seen video evidence thanks to RLM.
Also was a Mr. Show sketch parodying him as F. F. Woodycooks
That was one of my close friends in high schools granddad. A bastard by all her accounts
I like the lurid purple lighting in this one, bringing on Rob Zombie to direct your videos after hurting his feelings is so nice of you guys.
My first thought too.
Every hack fraud knows Rob’s a sucker for the ol “push pull” technique
Dammit I was beaten to it lol.
Too real
Could have been Danzig too
1:32:28 This must be my favourite "Mike's laughing at elderly people" RLM moment. When he's barely able to point his finger at her, that just cracks me up.
I believee Rich Evans put it best when he said "nothing can compete with Mike's fetish".
RIP J.J. Bittenbinder. The Redlettermedia curse continues.
Did you know every person who appears on RedLetterMedia dies? There's a 100% mortality rate. These guys need to be stopped.
Rich's theory about the crazy teacher being a bully when she was young is so spot on. She has all the demeanours of a bully
Also her base theory is that the person being bullied should take responsibility for how the words effect them.
Not on the bully to not be a bully in the first place.
Which is just... Astounding logic on her part.
@@kittencontent I mean there is certain method to being able to ignore criticism. It's a useful skill. But leaping too it's victims responsibility where clearly indicates she's a bully.
@@kittencontent because "bullying" is often a murky concept it is more profitable to teach children to respond to a situation they find upsetting well than it is to try to eliminate bullying.
@@alexs7670 it's a full time occupation to try and sway adults towards controlling how they feel about stuff. Expecting children to internalize first what they've been told and then analyze, examine, and justify how and why they feel about it, then respond, is a pretty big burden to put on a child. Especially when it's supposed to be a response to another child, who will have no better or more succinct explanation for their behavior than "because."
Especially at the age she's lecturing at.
Troll's remorse is a real thing
Mike laughing at a list of an old person's disabilities is the most relatable thing I've seen on this platform.
Hi Andrew :)
Better late than never
As soon as he explained it but before they showed the clip I started chuckling at the idea of it and then they showed the clip and I broke like Mike did. Idk if it's fear of my own future or the bluntness of just labeling someone by their aging body but it makes me laugh so hard.
Hell doesn't exist but Mike and everyone who 'liked' this comment is going there
@@conmot I think the point was that Mike thought it was absurd that there was just this laundry list of things in a text box while she was explaining them.
RIP JJ Bittenbinder
I love how disturbed everyone is at how funny Mike finds old people.
The Barbie Collector's video is seriously just like the kind of content you'd see on RUclips today of someone going over the excruciatingly niche details of a collection in their house. And it would have 8 million views because it got picked up by the algorithm multiple times. Ahead of its time?
I really thought they'd edit in a clip of Smithers from the Simpsons and his Malibu Stacey collection. Amazingly similar
Unintentional ASMR: Barbie Collector.
I thought a barbie queue was a row of blonde plastic dolls waiting for a bus. Turns out it's a way of cooking
@@america5283 Videotapes like that was for people who could afford the budget to release a tape about whatever they want. Everyone else was stuck with public access tv.
There is a very famous US drag queen named Trixie Mattel from Wisconsin (podunk town off the reservation, but started her drag career in Milwaukee) who collects Barbie dolls.
I want someone to send this to her.
RIP John Joseph "JJ" Bittenbinder, cowboy cop
I was in the other room, behind a closed door in a bathroom, this was on my headphones on a lower volume, and i could STILL hear Rich Evens cackling and laughing. His laugh pierces all barriers.
Len “The Archer” Cardinale is very much still alive (well, he’s 83) so RLM better keep an ear out for the soft sound of an arrow whistling towards them (fired from Canada).
the arrow is already let lose, its just a matter of time till it strikes its target...
If anyone knows him, please convey regards for an interesting video.
not often you see one sentence with two parenthetical statements\
He’s Old and mentioned by Rlm ergo He’s dead by the end of the month.
He'd be able to hit them too. If he doesn't still suffer from erectile dysfu -I mean target panic.
“Black balls, mmmm, my favorite.” Best Rich Evans laugh ever, and that’s saying something.
Medic!!!! XDDDDD
My favourite will always be when Jimmy "the Scot" ran out of money in the Top Slots episode 🤣
Don't forget Low Blow chasing Kincaid.
He was thinking of that juicy Shaq meat.
And also, in wonderful Rich Evans tradition, a little bit delayed.
"Can you help me find my cat?"
"Its on your face!"
i died lmfao
Since the taping of this, Bittenbinder died 10 months later on May 26, 2023. Still hoping on RLM receiving that legendary mustache in the mail.
When Jon Mulaney talked about JJ Bittenbinder in his last special I thought he was making shit up for the joke. I can't believe he's actually real and even more fucking cartoonish than you'd expect.
STREET SMARTS!
get your money clip
Yes! I can't believe I'm actually seeing him with my own two eyes. Someone send him this video!
SAAAAAME when is a the clips the heard the name I felt so strange lmfao
FF woodycooks would shake the crime stick in excitement over JJ bittenbinder
I can see Mike being in his 90s laughing at his friends' funerals uncontrollably
especially if someone starts listing up what they died of....
Or in his early 40s laughing uncontrollably at Rich's funeral?
Everyone staring at Mike like "what could possibly be so funny"
Mike between chuckles, hacks, and breathing from an oxygen tank "ITS FUNNY *COUGH COUGH* CUZ HE'S OLLLLLLLLLLLLD"
You think his liver will last that long?
He'll be heard saying "...All the things wrong with them!" while wheezing uncontrollably.
"6 guys raped her, 9 guys went to jail"
Rich evans - "5 guys opened a burger joint"
Jesus christ that's a good joke!
RIP J. J. Bittenbinder, you helped kids keep some goofs away
I’ve lost my cat. Can you help me find my cat?
Bittenbinder was one of many who _sold_ hysteria and reinforced the authoritarian attitude towards crime.
@@DDd-gm8uz Cool story 👍
"Bullies have trouble reading." Right after mike has trouble reading the screen lol
And the camera zooming in on him.
I mean he did laugh at an elderly woman just for being elderly so if the shoe fits. (And it was also hilarious and I nearly pissed myself)
I sort of get why Mike was laughing (in a non elder-hate way), it's the juxtaposition between the calm and professional presentation, and then suddenly a laundry list of serious health issues show up under this ONE lady
That's what I thought
I had guessed it was the framing of the illnesses almost as 'achievements' -- i can't say that's what HE finds funny about it, but even as a concept that's funny to me.
@@Stiltonator "Skeletal Dysentery (1.3% of the elderly have this achievement)"
@@NikkyVix Is that where you shit out all your bones?
@@rhinocore Yes! With alarming vigor!
That line about "And Five Guys started a burger joint!" is the most shameful laugh I've had in a while.
So it turns out Fraulein Sausageball/Classic Witch from the Power Aging video is a former Olympic athlete, and she's still alive! She's 92 years old
I thought “she was dust”
But good for her!
Fraulein Sausageball, Olympic athlete, Hitlers ex girlfriend ,Classic Witch. Quite a resume.
Good on Hitler’s Ex Girlfriend.
I literally freaked out when J.J. Bittenbinder was pulled. I love the John Mulaney specials, and best of the worst even more. Crossover of the century
Finally found the comment I was looking for, same!
Yup. I didn't know he made a guide. Apparently he didn't find Mullaney's joke very funny.
took me a while to remember where i knew the guy's name from but when i did i became stupidly excited to see the man in action.
@@themissingpatient Yeah, same. I was like 'I know that name' and after saying it a bit ion the show I remembered Mulaney's bit on it and was happy they showed some clips of him talking about him.
I am absolutely floored that JJ Bittenbinder is a real person
Mike Stoklasa pointing and laughing uncontrollably at a woman’s illnesses is honestly exactly what I pictured for later years of RLL.
Red Letter Ledia?
Red Letter Lethargy?
Red Letter Leprosy?
Red Letter Leotards?
Red Letter Lobotomy?
Man that "How to Build a Haunted House" is cursed. They never get to see it.
Mike's episode of cry-laughing is amazing.
"When it becomes a criminal act, you have to take criminal action."
Holy mother of based
That's the advice bullied kids need. Fuck that "snitches get stitches" shit, either tell an adult or bite the bully's lip off!
Hey man, Packers fans ain't nothin to fuck with.
I was a fat kid in elementary school. I can't fathom the psychological trauma I would've received from this lady conscripting my entire class to joyously mock my every insecurity.
Don't you DARE criticize the Jerry O'Connell School of Abuse It Till You Lose It.
well you're just supposed to not let it "touch" you or whatever. duhhh /s
But imagine the invaluable knowledge you would have received of "just tell them that's not nice" in return!
@LeftRight trauma exists on a spectrum from least to most damaging. You start with a young soldier trying to find a limb after an IED (1 out of 10) and go all the way to a fat kid who was teased (10 out of 10 max trauma).
"psychological trauma"
Guy it's people saying mean words, calm down lmao.
RIP John Bittenbender
Mike laughing at an old lady has been the best part of my month by far. I can't breathe.
I like how that first guy thought a good name for a joke Mexican restaraunt was "willy wonka wooly woo"
Great Tex-Mex but be prepared to run to the toilet before it crosses your border.
I'm pretty sure that's the same guy who was in that weird VeggieTales rip-off, Gaither's Pond that Saberspark reviewed years ago!
@@JVM485 i knew he looked familiar
@@JVM485 yee the grotesque fish man
@Der Frosch-Prinz Aus Bayern yes, it’s all part of the Redlettermedia cinematic universe
One day Mike is going to be in a retirement home, laughing hysterically at his own decrepitude.
Nah. When Mike hits 70 he is buying a brick of cocaine and checking out.
Decrepitude is a word that needs to be used more.
Therapist: Whats so funny Mike?
Mike Stoklasa (age: 90): You wouldn't get it.
@@trifontrifonov4297 @akadius Nah. Rich is gonna shoot Mike in the face first.
This show is my new addiction. Oh God my sides hurt. It's just beyond funny, or maybe I'm sick in the head but I love this show so much.
I'm a new fan who started only a couple months ago, it's so amazingly addicting and hilarious. Prepare to waste many of the hours on this because it's pure gold.
@@87crice dude I’ve watched every episode now. I got a problem lol
Welcome to all of you! And after you have completed binging all of the BOTW videos, enjoy being stuck in the perpetual loop of rewatches with everyone else!
@@dominiclindus2535 oh god 😆
Junka: The only game where no matter who wins, everybody loses.
I love how this episode is now on JJ Bittenbinder’s Wikipedia page.
If John Mulaney was allowed on the internet he'd be proud.
Not for long, knowing how anal wikipedia watchdogs can be (it has its uses but I hope they let it pass)
We should all admire Mike’s ruthless war on the elderly.
To be fair to Mike, as someone who's lived in Wisconsin all my life and works in foodservice, the old people here are almost all insufferable assholes.
Stuff like that bullying video is partly why so many kids keep getting bullied. They get the dumbest advice. Meanwhile as an adult I hear endless stories of people stopping bullying by just punching them. Over and over again it it's the same story. "They bullied me until I bashed them."
That advice is only good if you're stronger than the bully. Even then, it's bad advice because oftentimes bullies are the first to tattle as soon as you fight back. I've found telling an adult you can trust is the best advice.
When I first heard Target Panic, my mind immediately went to people in Target having panic attacks.
Mike is so lucky he has 2 friends that have different senses of humour so that he never feels unfunny. If Rich doesn’t laugh then Jay does.
Ahaha. Good one
Jay laughs at almost anything though which is the 2nd greatest gift for Mike just behind Rich Evans laugh which is a gift to the world.
I love how she’s pretty much giving the kids bullying training
Yeah, nevermind like, I don't know... helping the kids realize that it sucks to have someone prey on your differences and insecurities, it's like "here's how you insult people, and here's the part where we tell you to just suck it up you loser."
I'm just glad rich got over that childhood trauma to be here
It's like, we get what you're trying to do, ma'am, but maybe don't use the literal children as examples.
Let me tell you it works. I just called my mother in law ugly. She told me to not me so mean.
really feels like she needs to make the aquaintance of the mustache of justice dude sometime
Fun fact: the guy from Mouth in Motion voiced the main character in Gaither's Pond. I hope Gaither's Pond ends up in the Junka stack.
I can only hope they see the scuffed turtle
That makes way too much sense.
The kid at 41:48 crushed his balls on the raised edge of the moulded, plastic chair, I've done it many times as a kid and as an adult.
I actually cut my leg so deep that I have a scar on the back of my leg from one of those chairs and didn't notice until I got home.
Real Jenga opinion: Rich went for some ballsy moves that make me respect him as a player of this beautiful game.
It’s Junka, sir
All I could think of is, Jay saw _The Host_ but doesn’t remember what target panic is. A doctor would say he’s “going Mike mode”
but he used two hands!