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Fight Commentary Breakdowns Chi blasters from Australia watched too much Dragon Ball Z! Is this Japan ways of punishing the west for atomic bombs? if so well played Japan! Well played!
Guy, shut up and let us watch the video. We don't need your silly narration, or pitiful attempts at humor. You're not funny or witty. You're just a distraction. God, if this is your comedy routine, I'd hate to watch a movie with you.
America I mean, he wasn't really making fun of the kamikaze pilots or even the Japanese with this joke. He's just pointing out that if chi were a legit system, kamikaze tactics wouldn't have been necessary.
I love that the old, bald Chi Master is so genuinely surprised that he got popped in the chops. He's stunned. But then the thought, "No way my Chi powers fail me a second time." So he goes back and NOPE! MMA guy just wrecked him. Hilarious! #tearsstreaming
JR Simpatiko dude so saw that oozing all over her face. Let me pretend to be a martial artist, prey on womens fears, make some videos letting these women touch me , score! Lets practice some more moves after the shoot! Cringe Core Dude. Cringe Core.
6:56 "Self defense" expert demonstrates how to escape an embrace. This technique is also effective against hugs and back rubs. If it was a rear naked choke she would have been out before she could finish her first sentence. She didn't even lock her chin down to keep the blood and oxygen flowing to her brain. How is she an expert?
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Hey Dude ! That was no MMA Fighter that kicked the Bullshido Assmaster it was a Karate Fullkontakt Fighter ! if you look to K 1 Fights there are Figthers doing Kung Fu , Karate , Jiu jitzu , Kick boxing ,Mui Thai and they all go in the Ring kicking and beating the Shit out of each other ! Watch K1 Fights ! Very Interesting !
Love this channel! I have over 40 years in martial arts and 15 years in L.E. as a DT instructor and your commentary is spot on! Lol! Most martial art techniques don't work in real life scenarios except for a few, well trained techniques. The mind works completely different when 1. It's real and under stress as opposed to in a very controlled, slow moving environment and 2. Everything changes once you get punched in the face! Lol. Most martial arts instructors have never actually been punched in the face with bare knuckles. Keep the commentary coming!
Your breakdowns are hilarious. The animal whisperer! I wish my friends appreciated the humour as much as we do. Crack open a beer and watch all this fake bull. Especially the chi. Love ripping on the chi so fake and stupid.
The people teaching these "styles" should have to demonstrate it in a real-world situation with real-world consequences. Also, WTF is a "self-defense expert" where do you get this accreditation?
That dog smoked all the chi up and distracted master mind waves.... When I get a guy who won't play along with my bullshido, I use pepper spray. Or my car...
7:39 "this is how to defend against a fucking cuddle!" rofl this is needed grabby people in the lockdown these days XD thanks alot for these videos I enjoy your channel alot!
Yeah, the one thing that crazy lady at the end said not to do, is the only thing in that entire cockamamie defense demo she gives, that you should do. Grabbing the choking arm and preventing the choke from squeezing is the first thing you do when choked from behind. That will give you some time to follow up to escape the choke. All that other bullshit shes doing will not work if someone is legitimately choking the life out of you. You will just helplessly flail around as the choke gets tighter and tighter until you pass out. You are actually helping the person who's choking you if you expend useless energy with all those bullshit attempts to break free. You are using up oxygen in the blood as the person is choking you and cutting off oxygenated blood to your brain, which is why you pass out in the first place. So yeah, grabbing the choking arm is the most important first step in defending against a rear choke. There should be some kind of laws against people who teach others bullshit self defense techniques cause all they are doing is stealing hard earned money from them and giving them false confidence that these techniques will work when in reality these techniques will get you seriously hurt or possible killed in an actual attack
Also without turning your back right away, because like the other comments say, the attacker probably will not fall down (unless they're drunk or something)
I just imagine the Japanese taking down the airplanes with chi 😂. Like "Hadouken, Hadouken" and planes falling down. Private: "Commander here comes a big one, what do we do?" Commander: "there is only one thing we could do... Share you energy, I mean chi with me!, I'll make the chibomb".
4:48 the Chi master is on ECO mode😂 And this one is bullshit 5:49 no one would rear choke like that because I am a victim of mugging long ago, and it was 1 on 2 situation, the bigger guy choked me so hard, I can't even breath or shout, fortunately they didn't manage to get anything from me, because I kept kicking the guy in front of me and then they left me, maybe scared of someone will come pass by, after he let me go, I cursed them with a thundering shout because I am really pissed off, at the same time trying to attract attention, long story short, thank God nothing bad happened, I got sore throat, some back ache and swollen forehead afterwards, the grab man knee me on the forehead while struggling to free myself, it only last less than 20secs but it felt like an eternity.
damn i honestly feel bad for chi master. He wasnt a scammer he actually thought he had chi power. Its like a cosplaying power ranger vs real mma fighter =/ no gloves as well. The women slot machine is a scammer. Taking money from women to learn that bs
It's awesome that the dude at 4:20 became "dazed and confused" after his "chi" failed his ass. I wonder how he can eat with his teef knocked out. Maybe he can "chi" his food before swallowing it. XD
During the Boxer Rebellion, Chinese masters taught their students how to deflect bullets with chi. The masters then fired blanks at the students to "prove" it worked. Unfortunately, it didn't work against real bullets and they were killed.
Whenever I feel depresed, and think I know nothing about martial arts, I come one of this videos. Then I remember I'm not that bad actually, and get back to actual training XDDD
the white girl jogging with the nice set of racks, all she had to do was yell, "white girl in trouble" and cops will be there in a heart beat. i've seen it work in real life.
The second master in the first video was probably telling the guy, pretend like this works and we will give you 60 bucks each!😂😋 or not ! Or maybe the bribe wasn’t worth humoring those idiots! 😋😂
Chi Blaster's students: "Yeah, his Chi energy stuff is total bullshit. We all just fake it and fall down, but I earned my black belt in only 6 weeks, so he's a really good teacher with the Karate stuff. I mean, if it takes you years to earn your black belt, then how good is the teacher, right?"
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Fight Commentary Breakdowns The second video with the girl is a real. We teach it in self defense everyday.
I don't know anything about Russian martial arts.. But he kinda looks like he's doing a strange version of copueta... However its spelled.
Fight Commentary Breakdowns Chi blasters from Australia watched too much Dragon Ball Z! Is this Japan ways of punishing the west for atomic bombs? if so well played Japan! Well played!
This is worse than Pro wrestling.... Yeah walk right into moves and fall on the floor, and say your a MASTER!!!!!
Guy, shut up and let us watch the video. We don't need your silly narration, or pitiful attempts at humor. You're not funny or witty. You're just a distraction. God, if this is your comedy routine, I'd hate to watch a movie with you.
"if the Japanese had these chi powers they would have won World War II". Lol
Glad you like it :)
Fight Commentary Breakdowns thanks for the reply :). Love your vids
Awesome! Send me clips if you ever see funny ones 🤤
Rovetus I found this joke tasteless and highly offensive to the patriotic pilots of all those kamikaze planes. Beautifully executed joke.
America I mean, he wasn't really making fun of the kamikaze pilots or even the Japanese with this joke. He's just pointing out that if chi were a legit system, kamikaze tactics wouldn't have been necessary.
I love that the old, bald Chi Master is so genuinely surprised that he got popped in the chops. He's stunned. But then the thought, "No way my Chi powers fail me a second time." So he goes back and NOPE! MMA guy just wrecked him. Hilarious! #tearsstreaming
"how to defend against a cuddle..." lmfao
Truge
This is how I submit my spouse, how dare that bitch touch me.
I find your lack of Chi disturbing.
My master, are you willing to learn me the dark side of the chi?
The lesbian is just taking advantage of the lady! 😆😂
JR Simpatiko dude so saw that oozing all over her face. Let me pretend to be a martial artist, prey on womens fears, make some videos letting these women touch me , score! Lets practice some more moves after the shoot! Cringe Core Dude. Cringe Core.
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JR Simpatiko I coach lesbian softball, they’re really good.
"...This is how to defend against a fuqin cuddle!!"...bro....i am done!! 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"Chi master holding his chin saying oh my God.". 😂😂 Classic
"They could have Chi blasted american airplanes out of the sky"
What could have easily been a shitty day, was saved by that sentence. Thank you!
“They could have chi blasted American planes out of the sky” LMAO
6:56 "Self defense" expert demonstrates how to escape an embrace. This technique is also effective against hugs and back rubs. If it was a rear naked choke she would have been out before she could finish her first sentence. She didn't even lock her
chin down to keep the blood and oxygen flowing to her brain. How is she an expert?
5:05 the master of Harlem shake! 😂
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Hey Dude ! That was no MMA Fighter that kicked the Bullshido Assmaster it was a Karate Fullkontakt Fighter ! if you look to K 1 Fights there are Figthers doing Kung Fu , Karate , Jiu jitzu , Kick boxing ,Mui Thai and they all go in the Ring kicking and beating the Shit out of each other ! Watch K1 Fights ! Very Interesting !
Damn, all these fake self defense experts remind me of that Jim Carrey karate sketch.
Love this channel! I have over 40 years in martial arts and 15 years in L.E. as a DT instructor and your commentary is spot on! Lol! Most martial art techniques don't work in real life scenarios except for a few, well trained techniques. The mind works completely different when 1. It's real and under stress as opposed to in a very controlled, slow moving environment and 2. Everything changes once you get punched in the face! Lol. Most martial arts instructors have never actually been punched in the face with bare knuckles. Keep the commentary coming!
Your breakdowns are hilarious. The animal whisperer! I wish my friends appreciated the humour as much as we do. Crack open a beer and watch all this fake bull. Especially the chi. Love ripping on the chi so fake and stupid.
Thanks for your comment!
Awesome video, some crazy people out there lol
The 3 dislikes are from the chi masters
Yep 👍
Enlightened Person 81 chi masters damn.
Enlightened Person - More like Chi Sheisters
381 chi's believer who still didn't understand, how bullshit it is... 😂😂😂
Careful they will kill you without laying a finger on you
"Fucking Hilarious Man..!! Love Your Channel..!!" 👍❤🤣
Hahahaha his chi didn't charge up enough i laughed my ass off. Literally I did and I have no clue on how to put it back ob
"Chi Blasters" would make a great cartoon.
I'd watch it
you gotta play the tetris song for the russian guy lol
Lol "look at that guy, he fell like a paper"
"That's how you defend against a cuddle" fkn classic, man 👍
The people teaching these "styles" should have to demonstrate it in a real-world situation with real-world consequences.
Also, WTF is a "self-defense expert" where do you get this accreditation?
"chi blast the american plane but they did kamikaze instead" I literally laugh my ass off
Awwww the drunk Russian is back with a friend.
Drinking buddy 🤤
Yeah, that dude is definitely wasted.
Dude! I gave a thumbs up for "...they'd have won WWII if they just chi blasted the planes outta the sky!"
lol Chi Blasters, lol
That dog smoked all the chi up and distracted master mind waves.... When I get a guy who won't play along with my bullshido, I use pepper spray. Or my car...
After watching this for a while you earned a sub 😂😂😂 you deserve more subs.
Guys i swear i cant stop laughing for that breakdance martial art..HAHAHAHAHHAH...omg..his face looks soo confident that he tinks it was effective
5:04 What do you get when you mix three parts vodka with one part kung fu ?
All parts foolishness
7:39 "this is how to defend against a fucking cuddle!" rofl this is needed grabby people in the lockdown these days XD thanks alot for these videos I enjoy your channel alot!
Yeah, the one thing that crazy lady at the end said not to do, is the only thing in that entire cockamamie defense demo she gives, that you should do. Grabbing the choking arm and preventing the choke from squeezing is the first thing you do when choked from behind. That will give you some time to follow up to escape the choke. All that other bullshit shes doing will not work if someone is legitimately choking the life out of you. You will just helplessly flail around as the choke gets tighter and tighter until you pass out. You are actually helping the person who's choking you if you expend useless energy with all those bullshit attempts to break free. You are using up oxygen in the blood as the person is choking you and cutting off oxygenated blood to your brain, which is why you pass out in the first place. So yeah, grabbing the choking arm is the most important first step in defending against a rear choke. There should be some kind of laws against people who teach others bullshit self defense techniques cause all they are doing is stealing hard earned money from them and giving them false confidence that these techniques will work when in reality these techniques will get you seriously hurt or possible killed in an actual attack
CHI BLAST AMERICAN AEROPLANES. I laughed like theirs no tomorrow while in the library and everyone just looked at me weird lol
Nipple grab moves wow nice 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
Loving it bro loool,the master words fail me looool,we real martial artists find this quite funny,nice one bro
Ah,! The dreaded Vegas Slot Machine technique. I know it well😉
That imaginary chi master actually believed he had non-contact powers. "Don't believe everything you think"
The second technique works, but it does not throw someone to the ground. I know most of you know this, but just in case there is some confusion...
yeah, I was like... this looks like it should work (but of course without making the opponent fall like they're walking on butter)
Also without turning your back right away, because like the other comments say, the attacker probably will not fall down (unless they're drunk or something)
I like to do a variation of that technique checking his chin with my elbow as it goes upward.
Shinwoo K that's not a bad idea actually
No it is stupid. In order to do it you have to square up. It is piss poor, but whatever if you like it do it.
man, really, thanks so much for the laugh. I've just discovered your channel and at least these bullshido compilations are awesome
The first one is when you watch too much dragon ball and think you can do ki blasts
Maybe he didn’t have enough faith in his chi to work 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂
"I should have a visual to see feet"
What if I'm in a country that uses the metric system and all I can see are meters, am I dead?
Looks like the chi master was leaking chi from his face.
That russian realy make me cry🤣🤣🤣🤣
The snake guy remind me of the people that used to dance at illegal raves in England back in the 90s while high on acid lol 😂😂😂
hahahahaha, Man i loved your videos!!!!
I just imagine the Japanese taking down the airplanes with chi 😂. Like "Hadouken, Hadouken" and planes falling down.
Private: "Commander here comes a big one, what do we do?"
Commander: "there is only one thing we could do... Share you energy, I mean chi with me!, I'll make the chibomb".
4:48 the Chi master is on ECO mode😂
And this one is bullshit 5:49 no one would rear choke like that because I am a victim of mugging long ago, and it was 1 on 2 situation, the bigger guy choked me so hard, I can't even breath or shout, fortunately they didn't manage to get anything from me, because I kept kicking the guy in front of me and then they left me, maybe scared of someone will come pass by, after he let me go, I cursed them with a thundering shout because I am really pissed off, at the same time trying to attract attention, long story short, thank God nothing bad happened, I got sore throat, some back ache and swollen forehead afterwards, the grab man knee me on the forehead while struggling to free myself, it only last less than 20secs but it felt like an eternity.
After watching this I'm opening my own dojo lmfao
damn i honestly feel bad for chi master. He wasnt a scammer he actually thought he had chi power. Its like a cosplaying power ranger vs real mma fighter =/ no gloves as well.
The women slot machine is a scammer. Taking money from women to learn that bs
that chi guy didn't have enough ppl telling him he was an idiot
It's awesome that the dude at 4:20 became "dazed and confused" after his "chi" failed his ass. I wonder how he can eat with his teef knocked out. Maybe he can "chi" his food before swallowing it. XD
Why send U.S soldiers to war , wouldn't it be better for the military to recruit the Chi master ...
This chi blasting only works if the challenger believe it works - so you gotta have faith!😄
He tried to throw a cheese ball at him
whoa,did you see the chi orb go by at :44 lol
i love that this is a youtube video of a youtube video
Incidentally, the instructor at 5:50 is also called "slot machine" by her lesbian lovers.
😂😂😂 > dying
The commentary is so spot on & hilarious!!!
Leave them alone 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best comment!!!
During the Boxer Rebellion, Chinese masters taught their students how to deflect bullets with chi. The masters then fired blanks at the students to "prove" it worked. Unfortunately, it didn't work against real bullets and they were killed.
In WWII, it was discovered, painfully, that no amount of elan can stop a bullet
Watching this video make me feel imnot the greatest loser in the world
Hahahahaha
NOW THAT I KNOW THE SLOT MACHINE NOTHING CAN STOP ME HAHAHA
The Russian guy is dancing with an invisible ball like a 90s rave
In Sweden we have “feminist self defense”, it’s really hilarious. See if you can find video. :)
Will do :)
Fight Commentary Breakdowns try searching in Swedish as well for “feministisk självförsvar”. :)
6:01 Oh no, not the HIP BONE! That's a real killer move if the attacker is a granny with severe advanced osteoporosis.
vodka 🚶 legend
Whenever I feel depresed, and think I know nothing about martial arts, I come one of this videos. Then I remember I'm not that bad actually, and get back to actual training XDDD
Lesbians do want to defend themselves against cuddles.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah the Russian drunker ah ah ah got some fresh pop n' lock moves... he's hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
Oh shit, I thought that Russian dude Was Bez from the Happy Mondays!
"not a choke this is a fucking cuddle" brilliant
Looks like the dbz and naruto heroes disliked the video
i started cracking up when yall said nipple twister 😂
The commentary was just as bad.
And your comment is just as bad too
Juliano Bonanni you do realize that you made the exact same comment that you tried to run down.... right!?! 😂
Yes it was pathetic .
Lol. How to defend against a cuddle. I needed that XD
I need a cuddle too.
Here before 20 views
Thanks!
That lady with the "grab your fist and pull" technique at least tells you to run away and get help
First?
Looks like it :)
I have to say, that WWII comment was fucking hilarious. HAHAHAHA
The best Chi I have see is bo’s chi from Kung fu panda!!!
Be careful with that! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
World War II comment had me on the floor laughing bahahahaha
Awesome!
Chi means wind. The Chi Master is breaking his wind and the rest is history...
He got the dog to attack him lol
gotta love how the "Master" holds his ci in disbelief. I guess it was the first time in his life he got punched
The chick breaking an arm hold is actually a legit move.
yknow...that grab on the ''self defense expert'' that grab is when we pick em up and judo slam
the white girl jogging with the nice set of racks, all she had to do was yell, "white girl in trouble" and cops will be there in a heart beat. i've seen it work in real life.
The Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Kung Fu guy is the capitalists' worst nightmare
5:10 He looks exactly like an old Russian drunk guy that you would see acting strange on the street
If one CHI doesn’t work add another one and now you have the strength of CHICHI’S
hahahahahahaha omg its funny,these people really exist bro ..i couldnt believe wat im seeing ! its more hilarious then funny fail videos
Basically the chi master is a contestant on American Idol with indulgent parents
The girl breaking the double hand grab. Who grabs you like that on the street? Nobody.
The second master in the first video was probably telling the guy, pretend like this works and we will give you 60 bucks each!😂😋 or not ! Or maybe the bribe wasn’t worth humoring those idiots! 😋😂
Snake guy is back 😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh man lol
Chi Blaster's students: "Yeah, his Chi energy stuff is total bullshit. We all just fake it and fall down, but I earned my black belt in only 6 weeks, so he's a really good teacher with the Karate stuff. I mean, if it takes you years to earn your black belt, then how good is the teacher, right?"
I like hearing you 😂
Keep it up man
His head to the outside on a double leg takedown and the dude didn't even try to guillotine him!