These People Are The Next Bruce Lee - An Exploration Of Bullshido
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- Опубликовано: 19 июл 2024
- Are these people the next pioneers of martial arts and self-defense or are we getting trolled by masters? You decide, either way, let's look at weapon defense, Master Ken's teacher, black belt karate, Tai Chi fights, kungfu auditions, and many more! Which one was your favorite? Which ones were absolutely trolling us? Leave a comment and let us know if you've ever met a master like this in real life ;) Talk soon!!
Timecodes:
0:00 Is this for real?
1:00 This slap tho
1:20 Auditions
2:49 Tai Chi Master parody
5:12 More auditions
6:28 Epic Black Belt Sparring
7:34 Shoutout
The videos we compiled and parodied here:
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• Jeff Speakman doing Th...
• Afro Ninja 2
• Fighting of Taichi Mas...
• Bruce Lee Fail - Kung ...
• Black Belt Test - Stre...
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Fight Commentary Breakdowns first if all I LØVË MICHAEL JACKSON 💖💖😘💖✌✌✌✌💖😘
Fight Commentary Breakdowns I don't do karate but taekwondo 💖
Thats not arabic it s morrocan darija the first one says mauled meat or tuna and the second means freeze Ahmed probably a game they play in the North
Fight commentary breakdown the last clip seams to be a style of Taekwondo that is non contact. I do this style and I can say that it is not combat effective I would like to move to mma because this style is quite bad
Those "audition" clips are actually just actors from a Tekken 5 ad. The slogan was "not everybody has what it takes". Afro Ninja was part of it, they are not poking fun at him.
Didn’t Tosh.O give him a redemption video too?
“Your black belt slowly loses color and turns into a white belt and you’re humbled” LMAO!!!
Actually, after almost 27 years in martial arts, my original black belt I earned in Parker Kenpo is still with me, has added many stripes and is highly faded and worn. We use to tell students that “a white belt turns black through training and a black belt turns white with experience.” And that is not just anecdotal, it’s reality.
Who isn't a fan of re-stomping the groin?
Edward Stanulevich gotta re stomp the groin
First a reach around then a slap
Only 66 people actually know the true power of ameri-do-te.
Is Ameri-Do-Te that terrible?
Looks very effectivem
I think these Tai Chi guys are a comedy bit.
No bro... They are legit grandmasters.
They trained in the highest peaks under many different sifus from many different clans.
With ONE AIM! To become the ultimate epitome of a Tai chi chuan fighter!
They have mastered the art of moving slow like the river, a river can flow... Or it can CRASH. Even solid rock cannot withstand the might of a flowing tsunami.
That was a comedy bit. Totally hilarious!
Cape Baldy
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!
Are you crazy? A MAN DIED
I think there all comedy bits except for the last clip which is just no contact sparring, that you have in many low rate martial arts classes.
7:21 This is to karate as McDonald’s is to authentic burgers.
papillon these aren’t even sandwiches
Hey . Least McDonalds is cheap so there is some value . An since my towns McDonalds been closed for 3 weeks I fuckin miss it. Even though its trash
Some of the worst black belts I have ever seen sparring
Agreed
FCB, if anyone explains what those black belts were doing let us know. THX really appreciate your work.
Carl Goforth was a special needs class
I think they are Tae Kwon Do McDojo black belts. I recall seeing them in another video about McDojos and they were labelled Tae Kwon Do but honestly who the hell knows? They are terrible.
Although their form is not really fluid it may be due to non contact sparring. Hence why no ones getting hit. Of course the point of non contact spar is demonstrate a routine not flaying yourself around.
Those Karate guys were 100% McDojo Black Belts. Karate in general is in an awful state in the west. Some karatekas are slowly updating the art and also "de-westernizing" the art. Traditional Okinawan Karate training was way more functional and smarter than modern western Karate, it even had some ground training back in the day and Katas used to be trained in a really different, more functional way.
Nicolás Paradoja Thank you :*
Yep. Unfortunately there are alot of karate mcdojos. Actually there alot of mcdojos of all TMAs. It's sickening. Trying to find legit ones is becoming harder and harder.
This is true actually karate in the west is a joke
min H i was fortunate enough to train at a legit dojo that encouraged full contact sparring. No point in learning technique without learning how to apply it.
Adam Duffield There's a point. Just not for combat. One has to make that clear.
Omg the tai chi fight was such an epic troll.
I remember when I first saw that, I was laughing so hard!
As someone who has trained in taekwondo for 30yrs I don't think I'd even try to disarm someone pointing a gun at me and would never teach my students to attempt it.
I trained karate kyokushin with a Militariy instructor. He once said that in war, hand to hand combat is won by the one who reaches for the gun quicker...
Sherwin Peters I took Krav Maga we were taught to disarm a gun man but that’s not it
I think gun disarms are totally pointless. I don’t even like knife defence.
Ironically, the first demonstrator is Maurice Elmalem, who was a famous Tae Kwon Do tournament "fighter".
Not all the clips u brought are serious..
Actually half of them are made by comedians just for fun
N the Moroccans one was definitely a Comedian show
Watching those "black belts" made me remember why I quit Tae Kwon Do. It didn't take long to figure out that alot of people buy their belts instead of actually earn them.
You know it's fake when they don't #RestompTheGroin. They didn't even use the hurticane. SMH
HsinHao Wang it's like they've never fought themselves in a mirror.
He Stomped The Groin!!!! 😂😂😂
Hey man, Jeff Speakman was awesome in “The Perfect Weapon”!
If the man wants to restomp the groin, I say let him restomp the groin!
It was just a bad technique maybe
Aww cmon, jeff is a real guy.
With a lot of technical knowledge.
Only master Ken knows the true art of re-stomping the groin
I'm in a half of a f*cking video and I... Even though I saw some of these bullshido videos I still can't explain what were they trying to do.
Why are you in every video comments dude: 🤣
genitalspanking420 this is the martial arts ersion of flat earthers
The one guy puked and the other cracked his own neck. I laughed Soo hard.
This is my favorite Bullshido video you've ever made. So good! Also, looks like me when I try to do martial arts.
That's me every day in Jiu Jitsu ;)
1:09
I had a sparring class today at my Taekwondo school and while I was trying to teach another student to spin side kick, he accidentally kicked me in the balls really f*ckin hard.
It was bad
Ouch’
I’ve heard that black belt concept in reverse.. I’ve heard you start with a white belt and over the years of training, it turns black
Holy shit I couldn’t stop laughing, and I was having a bad day until I saw this 😂😂🤣
Glad you cheered up
That groin attacked.. Really legit man.
To be fair to that one guy he did get the apple off of BOB's head lol
That Arab hip-hop fighting is legit yo, I fought one of them and his foot whiffed me so hard that the vacuum in created persuaded the caliphate to behead me 2 seconds later.
at 2:40 nope .... nope ..... nope ..... every time he stamps on that plank LMAO
your videos and narration is fucking brilliant i love it - good stuff
Hey don't point that gun at me from all the way over there, you're not doing it right......hey now you're not not falling over when i hit you, what kind of attackers are you?
BANG!
Oh now you shot me....not supposed to...oooooooh owwwww.
Man!
Haven't seen the bullshito martial arts casting and tai chi masters videos in years!
Thanks a lot! :)
Love the Afro ninja part.. You just can't hold your laughter with these videos can you hahaha
Jeff Speakman “The perfect Weapon”
That’s one bad-ass movie
Slapping groin, kicking groin,... wait a minute... Yes, they've watched CDs by Master Ken and their style now is Ameri-Te-Do ! :)
McDojo is what's going on. You start at 8 years old and by the time you are 18 you are a black belt. Fell for it myself.
On the last video I think they got their black belts on Amazon, love your videos man
It's funny you mention Jeff Speakman and "re-slap the groin" because the creators of Enter the Dojo are instructors in (or somehow associated with) Jeff Speakman's style of Kenpo.
That's awesome!
This is Karate Go To Whi-Te.
You start on Black Belt, after years of training your belt is losing the colors until white.
They are not retarded, just beginners.
I did Karate during my youth and I can tell you for sure, that is no Karate.
Afro ninjas back flip was the best bro lmfao
I love all ur videos man. Top Quality commentary 😂
6:28 it's like when me and my friends were kids and pretended we were Power Rangers.
Master Ken say to always restomp the groin!
the tai chi fights are hysterical.i want to see more
This channel is just beautiful. Thank you for your effort.
"SLAP NUTS"
Jaff Jerrett 2000
Master Ken says this bullshit!😂😂😂 Kim Chee ofcourse long thoughts you killed me bro🤣😂😃
I’ve seen this while taking my grandson to Tae Kwon Do classes. The older men and women could barely kick higher than their knee were clearly out of shape. They were cheered on as they attempted to spar; very funny.
What this is all about is the Benjamin's it didn’t matter if they were good or bad they went through the belt system white to black. Every test cost with the black belt costing the most. For the black belt there were two test one for the American T K A and a second for the international Black Belt Test.
I have seen Black Belts that were bad and I mean bad none could do a split thevforms were sloppy at best yet they were rewarded with their next level belt they tested for.
This video you posted is a prime example.
Same as college... Most graduates are fools and already forgotten what most of them were taught with. Yet they are given bachelors degrees and when they are hired they become PROFESSIONALS.
@@attorneyinvestor3941 makes so much sense. I can totally relate
Thr back flip from the wing Chun guy was actually impressive. If he did it without breaking his neck, of course.
Love your commentary, hope you will have more videos soon
Haha you spotted the restomp the groin, too.
The "black belts" at around 6:30 are actually Tae Kwon Do practitioners. I had a friend who once brought me to a tournament and it looked just like this. When I commented how the black belt students' techniques were the same as the white and green belt students, his response was, "Yes, but they're faster." I believe my reply was something along the lines of "Um... okay."
He also went on to explain that the reason they just kick (back and forth) is because hand techniques such as punches don't count. Judging by the way they kick, I think they shouldn't count leg techniques either.
That groin slap is legit btw
The spin back groan kick was hillarious
The guys at 1:30 is how I'd look if I fought.
HAHAHA :) Love your honesty!!
Master Ken would definitely approve of re-stomping the groin!
Hey guys! You should do a review on sanabuls muay Thai gloves and Anthems stormbringer gloves. They're both on the cheaper end of prices for gloves, but enough people use them at my mma gym to where they can't be horrible. Think about it!
Kim chi looked like a baby puking after giving it a bottle. Also I did Karate for 5 years and I have no idea what the black belts at the end are trying to do.
The first guy just killed me .
The only one who's a real martial artist is jeff speakman
Jason Blakely a legend
Finally, I was concerned to see Jeff on here. I have 26 years in Parker Kenpo, trained with Speakman many times at various events and outings, he’s truly a great martial artist. Parker Kenpo is a real system and it’s effective. Extremely effective. All this MMA nonsense is great one on one, but we all know that’s hardly reality. Anyhow, I’m glad someone else on here can appreciate Jeff and what he’s done for Kenpo in Mr. Parker’s honor.
@@doclee8755 still you can't take a pro mma fighter one on one
Yusuf Stone What a foolish comment. No fight outcome is guaranteed beforehand simply due to style of training. Also, MMA is not a fighting style. It’s a concept using many different martial arts. I’m so tired of people so clueless. MMA is mixed. Martial arts. It’s not a fighting style, it’s an approach to training.
@@doclee8755 wow wow wow chill lol I was just messing with you man, sorry if I gone too far, respect your martial arts and style . Just wanted to see the reaction xD
First guy is just taking advantage of the action movie rule that guns are melee weapons.
The Black Belt guys I think are just doing a rotating drill with a senior student.
The two black belts in the gis are actually Taekwondo, under Duk Sun Song’s Style. (Deceased now) Chung Do Kwan. A friend of my teaches at one of their dojang here locally. They used to be called “World Tae Kwon Do Association.” They’re aren’t all this bad, but this school is. I should add, I have never studied Taekwondo.
4:17 dude breaks his own neck?🤣🤣🤣🤣
The bleaching of the white belts are the karate equivalent of the saga of the hair bleaching of Eminem's Stan.
1:15 wasn't a slap it was a cup and feel! 😂 😂
The guy at 6:20 is the sole master of the style he invented called Jeet Kune Derp.
Dude where did you find the Tao chi slow battles.😂🤣 I blame action movies.lol
Dude I love your videos 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Oh my god he actually slapped the groin
The guys with the training dummy/grey curtain were spoofs for Tekken 5 if I remember rightly. Deliberate trolls 😂
@ 0:14: When confronted by two armed attackers, make sure the first thing you do is reach into your pocket.
dont know if anyone translateed the arabic thing but its written : FREEZE AHMED (ahmed is the name) its like when you do breakdance and you freeze for a sec :D :D
hey just to let everyone know who doesnt know.from 2:21 to 2:44 "the Afro Ninja" audition and these other auditions where all from the same casting audition. you can find it on youtube somewhere.
Laughing Man is very worth it for the audio. look up "i hope you like pain" for those auditions...
i think its great they upload such amazing quality stuff
Jeff Speakman?! The Perfect Weapon! For a day or two in the early 90's, he thought he was gonna be the kenpo version of Steven Seagal. Alas. He never even reached Mark Dacascos levels of fame.
What happened to prevent his rise of fame?
Fight Commentary Breakdowns I'm not sure. Van Damme and Seagal came up in the late 80's. By the time Speakman came up, Jackie Chan flicks like Supercop and Rumble in the Bronx were starting to be shown in American theaters, and the Hong Kong fight choreography blew away the stuff guys like Speakman were coming with. Then we had the early UFCs, Jet Li and Donnie Yen getting popular in the West, and Yuen Woo Ping making Hong Kong action mainstream with The Matrix. Things just changed. Now martial arts badass roles go to guys like Liam Neeson and Keanu Reaves ( who has trained a lot in BJJ and Judo). Dacascos, btw, is a guy who should have been a much bigger star.
CrossingFist I will tell you after 26+ years in the Kenpo community and having trained with Jeff many times over the last two decades. Jeff is a real educator and artist. He didn’t want to pursue the Hollywood scene. After Mr. Parker passed away, it was always part of his dream to put Kenpo into the spotlight. Jeff did an excellent Job in the first movie portraying Kenpo and then after Mr. Parker’s passing, the Kenpo community experienced many shifts in leadership and advancement. Leaders like Frank Trejo and Huk Planas (and many others) reorganized Kenpo leadership and Jeff begin to make modifications to Kenpo and the grappling aspect of it. Jeff became so engrossed in Kenpo’s evolution that it became his only driving force (like it always had) and we are thankful we didn’t lose him to Hollywood. So Jeff is a star, he has been a leader in the advancement of Kenpo, its evolution (something Mr. Parker always believed in order to make Kenpo the most dynamic and effective system it could be). So Jeff turned back to teaching and training because Mr. Parker’s death was only a few months before the movie debuted. Mr. Parker passed in Dec 1990 and Jeff’s film came out in early 1991. No one expected Mr. Parker’s death and the unification of the Kenpo community (which was a worldwide community) all under his direction fractured as the next “head” of the system tried. Then we went from one Kenpo organization to dozens over the years. Still on guys like Huk Planas, Speakman and those part of the close Kenpo insiders are the real leaders. That included Jeff, he put his love for Mr. Parker and the Kenpo system in priority to keep it from unraveling for power shifts.
That’s it in a nutshell.
Funny vid as always
I would pay some much to see the first guy with real thugs and real guns 😂😂😂
I think at 06:28 Is a parody of 1 vs 100 man kumite which Is a very hard test for kyokushin karate practicioners
As a student of master Ken. You always stomp the groin and then restomp it just to be sure.
Hahahahaha...... Laugh till I die
thats really funny when you are laughing 😂
6:33 if I’m not mistaken that is traditionally Okinawa philosophy. In the beginning you’d start with your belt black and it would turn white over time from wear and tear. So the less black the belt the more experienced karate ka
0:28, two game cards for distraction. Not as a shuriken, only take it from you pocket and show to your enemies, you win!
Fuck me sideways I am now capable of taking on gun men and slapping my groin while taking on ballroom dancing . Jerry thanks for doing the editorial work .
I'm loving these polls.
Me too!!
Those Black Belts bought their Black belt at the Dollarstore.
The amount of dislikes are the amount of bushidos in the world
Tai chi is phenomenal. The old make the dude spew up white liquid move. Good one
In taekwondo, there's a non-contact exercise called one step sparring (or was it one-for-one sparring?) where one person kicks then the other, in really rapid succession. It helps you to switch from attack to defence, countering, footwork, timing etc.
But THAT i do not know
Hmm seems that it's not either one of those names. But I think it's a well established exercise because two different TKD teachers have used it.
Regardless, the people in the video are either trolling or are a disgrace
I trained TKD. Yes..we got a one step sparring, but their form is really bad..the must've got their black belt from Oprah
2:08 no one can beat the Afrooooooo Niiiiiiinjaaaaa xD
We all are colour blind but no one ever knew until these black (white) belts
This is some serious martial arts stuff y’all
Restomp the groin is Ken Master's specialty
If you ever see a black belt the only reason they got it was from there knowledge of the art itself and not their fighting ability. That’s how’s they test you and rank you up. It’s through forums and knowledge of the art
I do karate and I have no clue wtf was going on in that clip 😂
I study the ancient martial art of Tech 9 do n havent met a master that can stand up to it yet.
I like the way you explain!! Lol
Controlled contact is extremely important the fact that you train your mind to muscle memory.. that distance is critical in training
That Gun Kata on the 1st sequence..put Christian Bale to shame
Here Steve Oedekerk must look for his next kung pow movie cast.
Love the commentary lol funny
I ain't here to learn. I'm here to laugh. 😂😂😂