Nine Minutes Of Pure Bullshido

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  • Опубликовано: 13 окт 2024

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  • @FightCommentary
    @FightCommentary  3 года назад +56

    Share your bullshido stories below ;)

    • @warpeace4058
      @warpeace4058 3 года назад +4

      Jerry your constant disrespect towards the Black Dragon Society will not be tolerated any longer!!!! Ashida Kim has challenged you to MORTAL KOMBAT da dum da dum da dum da dum dum dum dum dum dum!!

    • @ttfd
      @ttfd 2 года назад +2

      bunny-hop is a legit technique from Half-Life game series, do not underestimate this technique!

    • @ClickClack_Bam
      @ClickClack_Bam 2 года назад

      Never laugh again bro.
      Your laugh is terrible.
      Dub someone else's laugh over yours.

    • @FightCommentary
      @FightCommentary  11 месяцев назад +1

      I have to check that out. Only played half-life once in my life@@ttfd

    • @Jermo7899
      @Jermo7899 8 месяцев назад

      @@ClickClack_Bamthat’s not nice 😢

  • @MrBluemanworld
    @MrBluemanworld 4 года назад +573

    The worst bullshido was a guy who used to train at a dojo I went to, that when things were going south for him when he was grappling, he would fart on cue and people would release him. He was was notorious the moment he walked into class, and he didn't care if women or children were around, he would just blast anyone on him like a skunk whenever he felt threatened.

  • @linguaLatinae
    @linguaLatinae 4 года назад +704

    If we had all those pressure points we couldn’t even shake our hands without killing each other 😂

    • @dun0790
      @dun0790 3 года назад +64

      What i always found funny pressure points dont really exist there just parts of the body that cant take much strain or pressure you could say your throat or nut sack is a pressure point lol it dosent mean its a magical off switch

    • @daniel-gu5zm
      @daniel-gu5zm 3 года назад +12

      i mean these days there is a pretty good chance you'll kill someone if you shake their hand..

    • @yuuji8447
      @yuuji8447 3 года назад +4

      @@daniel-gu5zm menace

    • @joaquinflores3547
      @joaquinflores3547 3 года назад +17

      @@F1nanceBro sometimes under the adrenaline your attacker or opponent won’t even feel pain even if being attacked on those pressure points so it’s never a good idea to just trust in your ability to hit those pressure points or joint manipulation techniques alone

    • @guidog4401
      @guidog4401 3 года назад +3

      Hahahahahaha ehrlich so

  • @markyncole
    @markyncole 4 года назад +473

    Every Bullshido Master has a plan until they get punched in the face.

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith 4 года назад +7

      TY, Mr Tyson

    • @netflixxzroell549
      @netflixxzroell549 4 года назад

      Everybody in the world should be believer

    • @dinner8204
      @dinner8204 4 года назад +8

      Everyone's a bloodbender till they get one hit KO'd

    • @kradinoel4022
      @kradinoel4022 4 года назад

      Everybody can't use chi till they BELIEVE

    • @Jane-yg3vz
      @Jane-yg3vz 4 года назад

      @@dinner8204 That was my first thought too, blood bending.

  • @gingerrevenger
    @gingerrevenger 4 года назад +286

    Real talk though. Everyone in the world has some sort of air bending power. Just load up on the brussel sprouts and beans and you'll be manipulating people with your air bending in no time.

    • @FightCommentary
      @FightCommentary  4 года назад +40

      That was me today.

    • @vp3093
      @vp3093 4 года назад +6

      Fight Commentary Breakdowns LMFAO BEANS BRO

    • @kevin080592
      @kevin080592 4 года назад +1

      aaah for children to eat their vegetables

    • @hectorheckler6327
      @hectorheckler6327 4 года назад +4

      Lol. Load up on a lot of fiber and you'll really become a "chi" grandmaster.🍑💨

    • @gerard3344
      @gerard3344 4 года назад +2

      If there is some justice left in you, you will agree with this video. We have to stop those losers and their fake value.
      What kind of anti gravitational drugs are they using. ruclips.net/video/9YCTZHwvcrU/видео.html

  • @emp100k
    @emp100k 4 года назад +28

    I love how all these "martial arts" expect that your attacker will 1. approach you slowly, and 2. hold your hand like a good friend. So that you may execute your 12 step killer move on them.

  • @Domzdream
    @Domzdream 4 года назад +370

    When Xu Xiaodong is finally done messing up all the king fu ’masters’, he can start challenging Aikido senseis. That would be sublime!!

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 4 года назад +39

      Domzdream after the Kung Fu saga, the Aikido arc and the ninjitsu sequel

    • @DRAGONBLOODX
      @DRAGONBLOODX 4 года назад +1

      @@notproductiveproductions3504 If we survive

    • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
      @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 4 года назад +11

      @@DRAGONBLOODX Most of us (85-90%) will survive physically, but surviving financially might actually be harder.

    • @leedane2694
      @leedane2694 4 года назад +14

      Yes .. aikido is definitely bullshitdo .. my younger brother learn it while i was learn muay thai , then one day he try to show what he can do with this akido bullshitdo to me , i actually demo to him how this is totally bullshit .. he quit his bullshitdo the same date i teach him the lesson . Sadly , i don't know if this good to him as he is a very lazy to exercise person . That's make him exercise even less ... However, i think i made a right decision . Less exercise won't get u kill in a fight that's u think u have the skill to control a person .. bullshitdo will ..

    • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
      @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 4 года назад +6

      @@leedane2694 he might like Karate or BJJ, he won't get punched in the face.

  • @chbu7081
    @chbu7081 4 года назад +87

    That first one was the most pathetic attempt at magic I have ever seen.

  • @galliance
    @galliance 4 года назад +35

    The guy with the hula hoop was the most skilled. I will dedicate my life following his teachings

  • @TrustNJesusChrist
    @TrustNJesusChrist 4 года назад +71

    I mean...if these people using "Chi" were legit...they would all be UFC champions.

    • @skaruts
      @skaruts 4 года назад +39

      They're too deadly for the UFC.

    • @sirtristan01
      @sirtristan01 4 года назад +4

      It would be a stain on the honor of these dark arts + would be too deadly

    • @labbyshepherdpuppy5943
      @labbyshepherdpuppy5943 4 года назад +10

      If you can make a spirit bomb, wouldn’t UFC be insignificant to you?

    • @TrustNJesusChrist
      @TrustNJesusChrist 4 года назад +7

      @@labbyshepherdpuppy5943 NO, I wants the money. AND the world to bow down to my awesome skills.

    • @labbyshepherdpuppy5943
      @labbyshepherdpuppy5943 4 года назад

      Lee Everett 😂😂😂

  • @JamesGalea12
    @JamesGalea12 4 года назад +45

    😂 He’s trying so hard not to shake while balancing on his tailbone 🤣

    • @JamesGalea12
      @JamesGalea12 4 года назад

      Madami na ako Nakantot 😂😂

  • @RR-of3qi
    @RR-of3qi Год назад +17

    A master bullshido artist is nothing without students giving 110% cooperative responses

  • @Kapkan950
    @Kapkan950 4 года назад +230

    Bullshidos the Best martial arts
    For laughter.

    • @dolmahify
      @dolmahify 4 года назад +1

      Best martial art for laught 😂🤣

    • @Giogocol
      @Giogocol 4 года назад

      Dragonball... ondat energeticaaaaAAAA

    • @gerard3344
      @gerard3344 4 года назад

      If there is some justice left in you, you will agree with this video. We have to stop those losers and their fake value.
      What kind of anti gravitational drugs are they using. ruclips.net/video/9YCTZHwvcrU/видео.html

    • @LifeLikeSage
      @LifeLikeSage 4 года назад +1

      They'll defeat you,
      because you can't stop crying from laughter.

    • @Kapkan950
      @Kapkan950 4 года назад

      @@LifeLikeSage yes

  • @ladiesgentswegothim
    @ladiesgentswegothim 4 года назад +444

    The crazy/sad part, is a lot of these guys are true believers...

    • @kysike666
      @kysike666 4 года назад +29

      Their Moronic attitude is what makes it even more funnier.

    • @keffkeff160
      @keffkeff160 4 года назад +26

      Man so sad if you wastin half a life of training this shit because you were put in a MCDojo as a child and never even think of questioning your trainer - because he wears kimono and had cool asian stuff in his actually-a-garage-dojo and you're an easy to impress child. And because most of us never actually fight and just train for fun/fitness you will never notice that you dedicated your life to the way of bullshido.

    • @dzobie
      @dzobie 4 года назад +3

      Lol martial arts "instructors" could get away with anything back in the day

    • @ナフィズロイ
      @ナフィズロイ 4 года назад +4

      @@dzobie They still can as long as gullible people exist

    • @dzobie
      @dzobie 4 года назад

      @@ナフィズロイ well that's just sad.

  • @Ten_Mil_Will
    @Ten_Mil_Will 4 года назад +38

    You know that saying "Even a broken clock is right, twice a day"? Back when I was a kid and the Ninja craze was in full effect, I bought an Ashida Kim book. I was already training in real martial arts where we fought A LOT and knew he was pretty hokey BUT dammed if his theories on going unseen weren't dead on. He explains how the eye/brain detect presence and how to best camouflage yourself. He actually got that part right. Who would've guessed.

    • @FightCommentary
      @FightCommentary  4 года назад +4

      That's pretty interesting!

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 2 года назад +3

      Just pick up a copy of the USMC Scout/Sniper Training Manual.

    • @MrRellic
      @MrRellic 2 года назад +6

      Yeah camoflauge has been known since about WW1, he did not come up with it at all. Its like if he explained a cooking technique, it would be completely true and may even help you but there's nothing impressive since he is just restating it.

    • @Antzus81
      @Antzus81 Год назад

      @@MrRellic WW1? Take it back a few more millennia - hunters have been camouflaging and using stealth since Franz Ferdinand was a... well a long way coming still.

    • @lategamer6684
      @lategamer6684 Год назад +2

      ​@@MrRellicin fact, I'm sure camouflage has been utilised for centuries now. Iirc people from say, the Aztec empire had been using guerilla warfare against the Spanish conquistadors

  • @SNOTNUF_
    @SNOTNUF_ 4 года назад +13

    Lmao this reminds me of fight scenes in 80s and 90s action movies 🤣

  • @johnkokinis2313
    @johnkokinis2313 4 года назад +95

    Can anyone recommend a good Bullshido dojo? Can’t wait to kick some ass!

    • @coolhari2000
      @coolhari2000 4 года назад +13

      John Kokinis go to any aikido or kung-fu school in your neighborhood

    • @coolhari2000
      @coolhari2000 4 года назад +17

      @Cameron Parle You seriously believe that even after taking a real aikido class? lol
      i am amazed by people like you.

    • @johnkokinis2313
      @johnkokinis2313 4 года назад +11

      @Cameron Parle Touchless knockout

    • @johnkokinis2313
      @johnkokinis2313 4 года назад +16

      Cameron Parle not sure which is sadder, this crazy video or your wack comments.

    • @coolhari2000
      @coolhari2000 4 года назад +9

      @Cameron Parle High school wrestling & BJJ for about 8 years.

  • @markokovacevic
    @markokovacevic 4 года назад +30

    6:34 Man that laughter got me. Damn I literally started laughing hysterically at work

  • @mgtowlite7414
    @mgtowlite7414 4 года назад +116

    *Ashida Kim*
    Japanese _female_ name, Korean surname & Caucasian face...
    ...yeah, seems legit!
    🙄

    • @elenchus
      @elenchus 4 года назад +23

      one of the patron saints of fake martial arts

    • @brandobee2264
      @brandobee2264 4 года назад +8

      It’s hella legit! You’re just a nonbeliever!!!

    • @schtotelheimreinbachiv1018
      @schtotelheimreinbachiv1018 4 года назад +17

      @@brandobee2264 Totally hate nonbelievers. Makes me want to knock him out by applying chi to my keyboard.

    • @user-un-known
      @user-un-known 4 года назад +2

      Mmmm, if anything, Ashida is Japanese surname, and I heard Kim could be a name in west. Like Kim Kardashian, or something.
      Just pointing out.

    • @gerard3344
      @gerard3344 4 года назад

      If there is some justice left in you, you will agree with this video. We have to stop those losers and their fake value.
      What kind of anti gravitational drugs are they using. ruclips.net/video/9YCTZHwvcrU/видео.html

  • @kylenu8311
    @kylenu8311 4 года назад +32

    Why would a "real" ninja tell everybody that he's a ninja? Isn't the point of being a ninja is to be ssecretive

    • @sanakassara
      @sanakassara 4 года назад +4

      The shinobi themselves were not a huge secret, you apparently could hire independent freelance ninja for personal matters, while at the same time they formed special forces units for different influential facets. Hard to find information, which has not been touched by the vast popularisation, which started after Tokugawa Shogunate, but it seems that ninja were often drafted for example from lower social classes. And they apparently used subterfuge tactics only when it served their purpose, like while gathering inteligence.

    • @sanakassara
      @sanakassara 4 года назад +3

      @Wendy Statebolikurac Pretty much which I had typed 2 months ago.

  • @haitaelpastor976
    @haitaelpastor976 2 года назад +4

    Remember: a dojo's McDojo level multiplies by the size of the teacher's belly.

  • @noside.foxhound
    @noside.foxhound 4 года назад +20

    "Bullshido" that made my day. lol 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gerard3344
      @gerard3344 4 года назад

      If there is some justice left in you, you will agree with this video. We have to stop those losers and their fake value.
      What kind of anti gravitational drugs are they using. ruclips.net/video/9YCTZHwvcrU/видео.html

  • @corvusscottwilliams4751
    @corvusscottwilliams4751 4 года назад +2

    Letting Grandpa have his fun ...
    You Bastard! I just sprayed my coffee over the cat!

    • @FightCommentary
      @FightCommentary  4 года назад +2

      Did your cat do some Systema back at you?

    • @corvusscottwilliams4751
      @corvusscottwilliams4751 4 года назад +1

      @@FightCommentary was trying to think of a witty comeback about his Cata but failed.
      The little ninja (a big tom)will wait until I'm getting in bed and... Tiger paw to my calf muscle is his usual attack. . . Keep the vids coming and I'll keep spitting coffee bro, all the best mate.

  • @taekwondomaster4609
    @taekwondomaster4609 4 года назад +11

    That was TOO fuckin hilarious. I was on the floor dying laughing.

  • @Phatdog5607
    @Phatdog5607 4 месяца назад +1

    Sometimes just watching bullshido makes me fall down. Laughing!

  • @Ken_Mags
    @Ken_Mags 4 года назад +21

    oh c'mon Jerry! 9 mins is not enough, we want more! 😁

  • @Elrond_Hubbard1
    @Elrond_Hubbard1 9 месяцев назад +1

    The power of suggestion is amazing. I attended a fire-and-brimstone Pentecostal church where everyone was 100 percent convinced that the preacher was making peoples limbs grow. The parishioners were not crazy or liars in any way, but convinced through suggestion and spirited song and theatrics. I imagine that's taking place with these "masters" in their dojos as well.

  • @informationyes
    @informationyes 3 года назад +19

    No this is real, these people are genuine masters on how to win a fight when your opponent lets you win

  • @tuoyaw351
    @tuoyaw351 4 года назад +7

    I've been a fan of this channel for a while now, I haven't been able to watch your videos for while because my studies are starting to catch up to me. Its nice to see you uploading quality content. You are a big inspiration to me and you inspired me to want to try and make similar content.

  • @ginopascual1700
    @ginopascual1700 2 года назад +26

    Lol i used to do that "levitation" thing all the time as a kid and some times I would transition into walking on my knees.
    Guess I should get my bullshido black belt 😂

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt Год назад

      That's one of the simplest magic tricks, to the point pro magicians make a point of having hoops go under them just to show their illusions are sophisticated.

    • @StefaniaP880
      @StefaniaP880 Год назад +1

      You are a bullshido prodigy

  • @kevinworrell3713
    @kevinworrell3713 3 года назад +3

    Came for the Bullshido guys. 🤣🍻😜

  • @Gerraint
    @Gerraint 4 года назад +38

    I always wonder if these bullshido is actually real.. I mean, seriously? I can't tell if they're joking or not.

    • @Hedgehog-plant
      @Hedgehog-plant 4 года назад +2

      How do so many of these even exist

    • @linojakobsen7737
      @linojakobsen7737 4 года назад +3

      @Trent McTrump At best it is comparable to stage hypnosis. However, there is one big difference: Stage hypnotists don't bring a bunch of their friends to demonstrate with.
      They also do not claim that what they do can be done with anybody. But there is a minority of people they can do it with and part of the art is to read people and see who is highly suggestible.
      Still, at least 99% of people can benefit from hypnosis for personal development, learning, healing, because that is a totally different game.

    • @jpsholland
      @jpsholland 4 года назад

      Actually most people love mystic, magic, paranormal things. Wile a lot of legit schools struggle to stay open, George Dillman his kiaido, no touch and pressure point karate is the biggest martial art school in the world and has no shortage on well paying members.

  • @medullaoblongata9670
    @medullaoblongata9670 4 года назад +27

    When I first see these very obvious fake ‘Martial Artists’, I have a bit of a laugh. However, on reflection I’m really quite appalled how the ‘assistants’ in these various farces are somehow ‘suckered’ in to going along with the demonstrators. I wonder if they realized at the time that their video images would be immortalized on RUclips forever showing their lack of integrity, dignity and gullibility. If you are considering joining a Martial Arts school make sure it and the instructors are Accredited, qualified, legitimate practitioners and that the particular discipline is fulfilling your lifestyle and self defense requirements. This is all just complete nonsense and bears little resemblance to any ‘real life’ situation or effective self defense strategies. It is ridiculous entertainment, nothing else.

  • @hectorheckler6327
    @hectorheckler6327 4 года назад +4

    LMAO. This is exactly what it looked like when the kids on my block went outside to play after watching a Saturday afternoon Kung Fu theater double feature on a local station when I was growing up. I didn't realize how hilarious we may have looked to the adults watching us.😆😅😂🤣6:28

  • @ligthness5035
    @ligthness5035 4 года назад +2

    DBZ technique 7:23 👈😏
    Fusion AAAAHHHH !!!! 😂😂

  • @joewillson3454
    @joewillson3454 3 года назад +2

    Awesome bullshido collection! always cracks me up haah

  • @md.saunders6625
    @md.saunders6625 4 года назад +1

    I love how when you watch a bullshido video frank dux always comes up in the video feed! 🤣😂

  • @clue3092
    @clue3092 4 года назад +8

    Thank you Sensei. I now have the tools to annihilate my enemies.

  • @seanbrown9048
    @seanbrown9048 3 года назад +2

    The bullshido master in the blue ghee, it’s obvious that his preferred chop is not karate or judo, but the pork chop and lamb chop.

  • @frenchboxer4ever
    @frenchboxer4ever 4 года назад +3

    I realy missed it 🤣, 6:31 🤣🤣🤣 best TFC team Ever ! 7:21 "fuuuuuusion haaa"

  • @joecrail7596
    @joecrail7596 4 года назад +2

    Keep grandpa happy so he dont shit his pants in a fit of revenge lmao that's great

  • @arturkarpinski164
    @arturkarpinski164 4 года назад +6

    Most Aikido dudes are eight months pregnant!!!

  • @ArmandoCruz-kj9fz
    @ArmandoCruz-kj9fz Год назад

    “He hugged you and your BO made him fall” 😂 to his credit I have smelled some pretty ripe folks that would make me fall

  • @tinkertaylorsoldierspy8664
    @tinkertaylorsoldierspy8664 4 года назад +8

    The Russian boxing is hilarious, I want to do that with my friends when drunk

  • @KaelNL
    @KaelNL Год назад

    "This is taking the mosh pits to the next level!" XD I LOL'd

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz 4 года назад +13

    The ring thing....literally the oldest trick in the magician's handbook, and they dont even do it fluidly and righ

  • @ViolentxStrike
    @ViolentxStrike 4 года назад +2

    @6:30 All they need is some Slipknot playing in the background 😂

  • @jamesthe-doctor8981
    @jamesthe-doctor8981 4 года назад +3

    If you want to see a Bruce Lee one inch punch, it might be best to watch that video of Bruce Lee doing his one inch punch. Once you’ve seen it, it becomes apparent that the energy in it comes mostly from the way he moves his hips throughout the punch.

    • @MultiLimpet
      @MultiLimpet 4 месяца назад

      His wife must be happy

  • @homebusinessdad
    @homebusinessdad 3 года назад +1

    @1:54 "WHAT YOUR BIO, OR BODY ODOUR MADE HIM FALL...." looooooool!!!!!

  • @bullfrogstupiddoor1147
    @bullfrogstupiddoor1147 4 года назад +12

    I wanna go to one of these gyms and just challenge them to a fight😂

  • @theBARON3155
    @theBARON3155 4 месяца назад

    Thanks for another 9 minutes of laughter.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tylerchua929
    @tylerchua929 4 года назад +7

    Indonesian guy was probably too scared to hit the silat "master", causing him to bail out every time like me trying to sprint jump over a ditch.

  • @davew7940
    @davew7940 Год назад +1

    You can always have fun with clowns like this guy when they tell you how dangerous they are.
    You just say "lets spar" I have all my pads in my truck. They always sneak out the back door and run away...lol

  • @jeffprice6421
    @jeffprice6421 4 года назад +41

    The only bulshido I want to see is them fighting real fighters.

    • @mrgameragequit6109
      @mrgameragequit6109 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/gEDaCIDvj6I/видео.html There you go

    • @SpikeThePittie
      @SpikeThePittie Год назад +1

      Imagine Mike Tyson against these guys😂

  • @shawnandrew_artist
    @shawnandrew_artist 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Daniel San, show me 'chop the leaves' !!!"

  • @waltwhitman7545
    @waltwhitman7545 4 года назад +4

    dislikes coming from bullshido pupils

  • @Unpeoplee
    @Unpeoplee 4 года назад +1

    Me at 10.30 PM:
    Video topic promises about 10min of total bs.
    I'm watching it.

  • @johnbargas554
    @johnbargas554 4 года назад +7

    What’s really messed up is that some of the students really believe they’re getting some real mystical one of a kind training. Hope they never have to use this so called power!

  • @brucebooker8346
    @brucebooker8346 4 года назад +2

    2:20 to 2:50 looks like the Sifu is giving them explosive diarrhea spasms.

  • @12Burton24
    @12Burton24 10 месяцев назад +6

    Whole generation of star wars fans 😂

  • @homebusinessdad
    @homebusinessdad 3 года назад +1

    @6:36 i WAS DEAD....WEN YOU STARTED DYING IN LAUGHTER AS WELL......LOOOOOOOL!!!!

  • @louissmith5298
    @louissmith5298 4 года назад +7

    Some of these assistants should be in WWE, they really know how to sell and get the master over.

  • @ASavageEye
    @ASavageEye Год назад

    Hold up hold up, if farting gives you Chi than I am a freaking GOD

  • @Eternalnight198
    @Eternalnight198 4 года назад +6

    you know in some martial arts the red belt is higher than black belt. Like 9th or 10th degree black belts can choose to wear red belt instead of black

  • @bebop4874
    @bebop4874 6 месяцев назад

    2:14 proceeds to give his opponent a perfect set up for guillotine.

  • @mohammadangginugrohomcjogja
    @mohammadangginugrohomcjogja 4 года назад +3

    I am from Indonesia. I can tell you some facts about the silat one.
    1. Silat is our traditional martial art. Objectively speaking, its effectiveness in street fighting is limited, due to the complicated rules to protect the silat athletes during fighting. So it is like karate or tae kwon do.
    2. Indonesian people are superstitious. This leads to many con artists to open silat dojo with supernatural things. Those dojos require practicioners to meditate in the middle of a lake in the middle of night, or to wear an amulet, and many things.
    3. The only legitimate silat without supernatural things is "Silat Tapak Suci Muhammadiyah". It is based on Islam which forbids practicing such superstitious things.

  • @bazza-island
    @bazza-island 7 месяцев назад

    It's like at primary school when you play with your mates pretending you have superpowers.

  • @jamesbronson8967
    @jamesbronson8967 11 месяцев назад +1

    This should be called: “ Martial Arts Comedy Hour “. What amaze me more is that there’s people who believe this !!

    • @angelareele858
      @angelareele858 10 месяцев назад +1

      We have a fathomless capacity for delusion......

  • @raybees4707
    @raybees4707 4 года назад +4

    Oh my god this is too funny!

  • @davidromero2704
    @davidromero2704 2 года назад +1

    at 6:52 im all I'm gonna check out that drunk catwalk

  • @austinadams5285
    @austinadams5285 4 года назад +3

    The amount you enjoy this is commendable.

  • @c.a.1929
    @c.a.1929 3 года назад +2

    When ever I feel down and I watch this....it’s just cracks me up😂

  • @kpag3030
    @kpag3030 3 года назад +4

    What did the guy “levitating” think he actually looked like to everyone else?

  • @AnbuShinobi9358
    @AnbuShinobi9358 11 месяцев назад

    The grandpa poop joke freaking killed me 😂

  • @BobBob-oe9uf
    @BobBob-oe9uf 3 года назад +6

    I'm so proud of my few years i wasted on aikido. Going to the pub after class probably kept me there so long. Mostly idealistic people who train there. Higher educated also. When i asked about the practicallity of it all, the answer was that if you practice long enough, the outcome will be the same of other martial arts. They are pretty stubborn in their conviction. Everybody should train what they like, just don't pretend it has any self defense value. 🙄

    • @stevemeisternomic
      @stevemeisternomic Год назад

      Bjj would be just as useless if you remove the other grappling arts it incorporates, as well as the MMA. Aikido is for people who already know how to fight. If you think you are going to Steven Seagull your opponent without knowing how to throw a proper punch you have another thing coming.

  • @uncleouch9795
    @uncleouch9795 4 года назад +7

    I've seen this technique before.
    The secret is to fart hard enough that you break earths gravitational hold.

  • @stevearmstrong1118
    @stevearmstrong1118 4 года назад +2

    I do have to admit i have done Aikido and Judo but i used the Aikido to better understand how the body moves realistically and after 1 year realized that is all it was good for because it has no real defensive applications.

  • @logoseven3365
    @logoseven3365 3 года назад +6

    I get the ego-master motivation,
    I don’t get the accomplice.

  • @kshki8474
    @kshki8474 4 года назад +2

    They still live in the world of childhood 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adisadewa1337
    @adisadewa1337 3 года назад

    Bullshido silat master in this video.
    I'm proud 🤣

  • @2bjjones
    @2bjjones 4 года назад +7

    This is why I am so skeptical about teaching martial arts. Though I did TMA, I strongly believe in the realities seen in MMA and train accordingly. This is just ridiculous.

  • @WorldlyBudget
    @WorldlyBudget 9 месяцев назад +1

    *They were using their Chi, you guys don’t understand how deadly Chi is*
    😂 just kidding 😂

  • @TheWeebs1968
    @TheWeebs1968 4 года назад +3

    That first Dude, is the worst magic I’ve ever seen.

  • @rustom1981
    @rustom1981 4 года назад +2

    This is we need to see before going to bed 🙃💖

  • @Corba76ns
    @Corba76ns Год назад +1

    Man, you are a Legend 😂😂😂 'm crying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @M.K-SAVE
    @M.K-SAVE 4 года назад +3

    This worked on people a thousand years ago

  • @Floyd308
    @Floyd308 2 года назад

    Lololol. Grandpa, and the Russian chest bumps were too funny

  • @pixelion7949
    @pixelion7949 4 года назад +3

    indonesian bullshido no 1 : cinthya candranaya40 and master agus200..
    you should make a video about it..
    hot topic in indonesia right now : cc vs indonesian mma athlete

  • @ANTIC602
    @ANTIC602 4 года назад +1

    😂😂😂 these are the best thanks

  • @drytoon820
    @drytoon820 4 года назад +4

    The 1st guy, the so-called levitation specialist, does anybody know his name? Isn't it the same guy that's rubbing his forearm with a sort of black powder in another video ?

    • @anthonybalista7421
      @anthonybalista7421 4 года назад

      That’s Ashida Kim (not just real name either lol), and yup.

    • @drytoon820
      @drytoon820 4 года назад

      @@anthonybalista7421 thank you Anthony

    • @zombiehunter5923
      @zombiehunter5923 4 года назад +1

      I heard that his name was Daniel something i don't remember his last name
      But he changed his name to
      Ashida kim
      To make it more asain. Origin

    • @drytoon820
      @drytoon820 4 года назад

      @@zombiehunter5923 thanks a lot

  • @Sebman33
    @Sebman33 7 месяцев назад +2

    The girl student in the Thai chi section must’ve been extremely dehydrated and that’s why the water bending wasn’t as effective.
    Stay hydrated folks 😂

  • @CSSuccessGamer
    @CSSuccessGamer 4 года назад +7

    it's like watching anime.

  • @Adeel808s
    @Adeel808s 3 года назад

    That group boxing reminds me of Borat dancing scene!! 😅😂

  • @DH-fu7bx
    @DH-fu7bx 3 года назад +9

    I practised aikido for a long time until finally I was looking at my sensei and thinking that this whole place is a joke.

    • @justsomeguy4099
      @justsomeguy4099 2 года назад +2

      What finally did it for you?

    • @DH-fu7bx
      @DH-fu7bx 2 года назад +6

      @@justsomeguy4099 realizing I should have practiced jui jitsu/judo, karate/thaiboxing, thaiboxing.

    • @werdasliestistschwul4899
      @werdasliestistschwul4899 Год назад

      @@DH-fu7bx bjj boxing thaiboxing better combination

    • @DH-fu7bx
      @DH-fu7bx Год назад +1

      @@werdasliestistschwul4899 Yes i agree, I'm really into bjj for now. It's the only time I can spare either :)

    • @TC-td1vx
      @TC-td1vx Год назад +1

      Long time as in 10 minutes?

  • @onetruekeeper
    @onetruekeeper 11 месяцев назад +1

    Master Kim, the legend. He was also a ninja.

  • @7777PEACEMAKER
    @7777PEACEMAKER 4 года назад +3

    Where is Pai Mei from Kill Bill he would set them straight.Something is really off with these people mentally to do something like that and then the people that go along with it it’s really insane I’ve done a lot of reading and it always seem to me the true teachers or whatever terminology they use also want the spiritual development honor and integrity to go along with it it’s a shame.

  • @erikiacopelli451
    @erikiacopelli451 4 года назад

    U gotta love when u come up wit a joke that u find so funny u cant even make it thru the whole joke witout cracking up lmao

  • @martialhealth4062
    @martialhealth4062 4 года назад +6

    People are so gullible or they are getting paid to act.

    • @user255
      @user255 4 года назад

      It's both. But surprisingly in majority of cases people are just gullible.

    • @martialhealth4062
      @martialhealth4062 4 года назад

      @@user255 You are certainly correct!

  • @ShadowOTPhoenix
    @ShadowOTPhoenix Год назад

    6:50 taking moshpits to the next level😂

  • @kuroryudairyu4567
    @kuroryudairyu4567 4 года назад +3

    Incredibile..... "evolution" of the species....

    • @FightCommentary
      @FightCommentary  4 года назад +1

      BTW, here's our Discord server. Would love to have you part of it! discord.gg/PSnxgK

    • @kuroryudairyu4567
      @kuroryudairyu4567 4 года назад

      @@FightCommentary awesome, I'll subscribe when I get 5min pause, cause I'm training with Naruto Shippuden music 😍😍😍😊