Real Shaolin Disciple Reacts to Fake Martial Arts
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- Опубликовано: 13 май 2024
- Most Shaolin related videos I have made in the past were very serious. Time to have some fun! Fake martial arts are so prevelant online and I love looking at them. So why not share this guilty pleasure of mine with you?
I asked you guys to send me funny and fake Kung Fu & Martial Arts videos on Discord and Twitter and you guys have delivered. Now its my turn! Hope you guys enjoy. Angry Tai Ji Quan Masters incoming 😱😱
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The attackers can't hurt you, if they are laughing at your moves.
Most underrated comment🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No, when they laugh, that’s when you strike!
That's basically what the cock dude did in Tropic Thunder.
They can hurt your feelings!
Modern problem require modern solution
Thats “How to train your dragon” 😂
fuck I died on that part
😂🤣😂🤣
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I think I saw a girl training her dragon, I'm not sure though 🤔
@@kareemb-expa 😂🤣😂🤣
I like how you're respectful even when you're calling people on their bullshit.
when his BS is calling other people's BS, he has to be respectful...otherwise they might call out his BS....
@@robjohnson9270bro that's not BS if your pointing out other people's BS now is it?
He could be more respectful to wing chun.
@@Nevarden the style Bruce Lee abandoned after he got the crap kicked out of him by a pair of untrained street ruffians?
@@rustyjones7908 abandoned? he didn't finish learning it before he moved to USA at age 18. He only learnt up to siu nim tao and alittle cham kiu, the rest he learnt on his own or through other teachers of other styles in the US.
As a 74 yo lifetime martial artist, I can only say this was VERY right on!! I remember in the late 70, a young man and two friends came into the dojo. He proclaimed himself a grand master in Wing Chun. I went into a small room with and closed the door, then asked why he was wasting his time. He told me he was going to " show me up" to his friends. I hit from two inches away,,, at the sternum. His balance was WAY OFF. so, a very easy target. He landed at t he end of the room. I politely asked him if he wished to continue in a real fight. He left. T he point is, it happened ALL the time, in many schools. To this day, I will never understand such a warped sense of self. I have been beaten, all of us have. But you don't play football without a ball
Very well said
Well, You had the opportunity to play ball with his balls. If you know what i mean !
Cheatting peole all fake.
But sir, a 74 years old rarely shorten or abbreviate a word like youngster
@@tieradlerch.217 I think the proper use of punctuation, makes up for it
I have to say, this is exactly how I imagined Aang to be when he's grownup.
I can actually see why u think that lol
Lol same
I love this comment
@chris kibodeaux wdym?
@Dylan Ditter "yes"
So you’re telling me you can’t summon a nine tailed fox and eliminate a revived war criminal? Wow
yeah, he is saying that spinning you hand to your other hand doesn't make a rasengan, and you can't revive your parent using chakra :(
Golden comment award.
That's Ninjutsu not Shaolin 😂
Which war criminal are you talking about? cus i might also want him revived
Clearly you guys aren't training hard enough. Amateurs.
Idk why I expected this video to be drier than it was. I wasn’t expecting to laugh my ass off as hard as I did. (And not necessarily due to the fake martial arts but just how funny you are and the editing style) 3:18 that half second of laughter KILLED me 😂
Great video! Saving to my favorites!
Oh my, I cracked up when you said, "You gotta respect the hustle!" It just hit me as a different way to look at it.
When the guy went:
⬆️↗️➡️↗️⬇️⬇️↙️↖️↘️↕️⬆️➡️↘️↗️
I felt that through the screen
Cheat codes for life
Haha
Ha⬆Ha⬆Ha⬆Ha⬆
I actually laughed 😂😂😂
Ha↗️Ha↖️Ha↘️Ha↙️. PEKO!!
That last one, he blocked the wrong energy, he thought the dude was gonna throw a qi blast but it was pure kinetic uppercut
LMAO
How to win a fight.
Step one: Don't do that crap.
LMAO
@@atlastheholycrusader2623 thanks dio
@@atlastheholycrusader2623 Thanks, satan.
This video is such a classic, i always come back every 6-7 months 😂
Love it, bro! Keep 'em coming. That last guy...WOW! I think his face still hurts, today. He never saw even one punch coming. LOL
imagine if this existed:
"fake shaolin disciple reacts to real martial arts"
gonna be hilarious
Beautiful
Loooool
Fr😂😂😂
My friend is bald and does no martial arts. Imma make him do it...
I saw this and I couldn’t breath for a bit. I also started making some strange noises I didn’t think possible lol
The "how to train your dragon" is legit
Yes, it may not work in the streets.
But it will work under the sheets.
😆🤣😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂
underrated
Well played, sir.
Too good🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤭
Man I keep getting back to your video it is so damn funny and always makes my day! Thanks a lot!
Excellent video. I agree with you about the guy thrusting his finger through the soda can - he deserves respect for this move. Over the decades, I have observed many fake martial artists. But sometimes even a martial arts charlatan can do one or two things very competently. So, I do offer respect to this guy. The soda can is not something I would try.
The tree eating guy, if he become a zombie, he's the most dangerous one
underrated comment
Haha
Nah he's gonna be a vegetarian zombie
He will have no teeth left
His vegan.
When fake martial artist "feel the energy" they probably mean the kinetic energy of their opponent's blows
Ok this comment is pretty awesome
I was thinking the same xD
hahaha, with a bit of expirience i accualy think you are right, the feeling of chi in your body is most of the time kinetic energy. its still pretty useful if you can somewhat work with it.
Energy is real, y'all ;-)
@@monkeybusiness673 of course it is, there's kinetic energy, potential energy, electrical energy, chemical energy, thermal energy, nuclear energy, elastic energy
I have to say, when I was on martial arts, the breaking of boards wasn't about pain, or lack thereof, it was about the performer believing they could do it. There were always guys who held back, and couldn't break the board, and it was all about mental state. Not to say there wasn't skill involved but it was mostly psychological, whether it was fear of hurting one's self, or more commonly from what I saw, fear of failure, it was mostly in the mental state of the performer.
We have natural fear of hitting hard objects, because our brain doesn't want to injure fingers.
Board not hit back....
Board not move...
Many boards you can break grasshopper, every board for another reason 🙏
Thank you for making this video! It made my day.
The “how to train your dragon” is just classic
😂
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I am going to train my dragon 🐉
Bad Dragon ;)
Sounds like a euphemism.
"He definitely studied something, I just dont know what it is"
The single most back-handed compliment right there🤣🤣🤣
His own style of drunken boxing.
He studied the ancient art of the pimp slap on the streets of Memphis ...
Break dancing?
Circus shows en ,! !
8:30 this is from a Greek TV show called Anita Koita and yes this is too funy
Antonio lee 🔥🔥
4:11 When the Sensei is disappointed in you :D
Sensei is teacher in Japanese. I love Japanese even though I only know few words. I know it isn't related to the video but I was tempted. Duolingo is very useful sorry again
さら
@@elcarppintero🤣🤣🤣
"how to train your dragon"
ded 😂😂😂
"ded"thats some intresting verb you have there
@@Nof-fn9ld you know what he means, stop trying to be a voice of reason when its not needed
I need source for that clip tbh
in some cases it's just a lizard.
💀💀
“Chi is controlling your breathing”
**bloody stream plays**
Hamon training, 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗦
"XiangXiang, this is the last of my Qi! TAKE IT FROM ME!"
"CHEN ZHEEEEEEEEEEEEN!"
Guernge starts playing
sad dio noises
SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE INTENSIFIES
“Yea kick his ass, good! Teach him what he’s doing is useless.” Lmao I laughed so hard! 😂
Making your opponent laugh uncontrollably is a very powerful maneuver.
Some dude: Eats tree
Me: *BEAVER STYLE TREE EATING JUTSU*
Probably rarely comes into use i guess :D
Do you grow some big teeth or do you summon a beaver? xD
Kakashi's buck teeth?
LOL IG NEXT TIME HE WILL USE BRICK EATING JUTSU XD
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@Nooby Pro game over Amputation
*How to Hadouken:*
1. ⬇️↘️➡️ + Punch
This comment is 👌
Well, you're not wrong! :D
Please teach me Shoryuken Master!
"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"
"Attack me if you dare, I will crush you!"
I saw an Iaido master that in a performance accidentally cut his thumb off when he unsheathed his sword. He finished his performance and walked off without making any face at all. He didn't even acknowledge the thumb on the floor, just left it there when leaving. That is mastering pain and trying to save face on a high level.
I call that foolishness. What is more important: sword skill or physical integrity?
@@TrollMalefico1984 Keep in mind for him to perform, he didn't just walk outside into a stadium and do this. This was a premeditated plan and competition, or performance that took a lot of time, dedication and planning to even get there. So I don't find it foolish to not give up and to fight your hardest, but to each their own
@@poobface4218 Odds are the thumb wouldn't be salvageable anyway. Medical science has come pretty far in terms of reattaching digits and limbs, but a body part lost under those circumstances (and especially with treatment not being administered right away/the thumb not being put in something cold to preserve it) is pretty much done. The iaido practitioner probably realized that on some level. Better to go hard than throw all that effort away over a lost cause.
@@tek512 My interpretation is that accidentally cutting off his own thumb was a dishonor and humbling. It’s kinda weird, but it makes me think of that scene in Kill Bill with the Crazy 88. Anything chopped off is to be left behind. Both as a lesson and as a reminder. The honorable thing to do at that point is accept that loss, in a way, and continue forward through adaptation and, in a way, evolution.
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I believe a lot of people have trained their dragons well during quarantine.
Edit: My fellow dragon trainers, keep your dragons conditioned all the time, the battles could come at any moment
Ive trained mine to Master
Ha I trained mine to God Lvl
No one p hub ads
My dragon has turned into a red dragon.
Lvl 100. Beat the Elite Four 3 times lol
If one punch man becomes a movie and this guy doesn't get Saitama's role I'm leaving this world
Well. It's getting a live action
Nah he's krillin
One puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunch
Johnny Sins would be a much better pick IMO
@@ThanosDestroyeryearsago watff🤣, i think that supposed to be one cum not one punch 🤣
I could watch this all day it's just so funny
This is the first video of this guy I watched and I am laughing so hard Right now😂😂😂😂 imma like and subscribe hope for more videos like this😂😂😂
This is why Starwars wasn't a thing in China. They already have the force
*they feel the energy*
@@radiarst634 *yes*
@@yargnaurd giant lizard kick monke ass
The force is the friends we made along the way.
They don’t need midichlorians, they have *_breathe_*
Random guy: *Eats tree*
Me: Now that’s real Kung Fu
The way of the beaver ... *bows*
I mean... if he has a technique to do that, technicallyyyyyyyy
It is.
He would fit in well with the beavers up in Canada yo.
Me: *nom nom nom*
Until he eat bats
As a musician in the brass section i can relate to the principle of controlled breathing and it is quite hard sometimes during a longer performance i feel like blacking out because my breathing is uncontrolled due to nervousness
5:40 Brazil also has these exercizing areas in some of the more wealthy cities, but I've only seen an old person use them once, although I loved to mess around them as a kid.
I remember it clear as day, me swinging on the little side swing in Tarquínio park at Cascavel, Paraná while traveling there to visit my grandmother. It was more fun than the actual playground there, it got boring ever since they removed the monkey bars. I love monkey bars.
“How to train your dragon”
Your mother and I are very disappointed in you, Rantoni....
I died laughing at that part.
Tf lol
And if I'm ever so proud of Megalodoni... Does it make me a terrible person?
disappoint*
One thing I love about Ranton is when he talk about Shaolin stuff his seriously af, when it comes to gaming or funny stuff he is a different person. Respect.
He has respect for people who are dedicated and passionate.
I think most good martial artists are
he is supressing his feelings
cause the Shaolin name has been defaced by phonies and losers that wear tapout gear
...seriously af?!
Very good video! I love how you have been honest about all these!
Thank you very much, I laughed my head off❤
Hearing a Shaolin saying " Jesus" is The funniest thing that I've ever heard 😂
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he is shaolin but his God is Jesus his converted into Christian thats Good! Godbless
Shaolin is not religion
Buddha is the real religion
@@Surya-kh3kc Shaolins follow the principals and the religion of Buddha, so what he said was correct.
@@Surya-kh3kc i know, that Shaolin are taoist and Buddhist. And that's the reason why I found it funny, for me.
What's even more disappointing is that these fake martial artists look like they're older than 40 years old. I expected better from adults
🤣
if you watch any "talent" show you will see more adults embarrassing themselves rather than kids or young adults
@@punyhuman5405Jake Paul? 😂
Which makes more sense. Older adults are more shrewd. They know how money works.
Yeah me too, I expected better of myself when I became an adult as well
Yo look up Vietnam jiggle jitzu 😂😂😂 that was the guy from yer second last video ❤❤great work
LOL "I'm gonna feel the energy!" The Energy:
“In China they have to suppress their emotions anyway.” Ooh Qi force fired.
hey anna can you send me the video of 3.13 minutes please
Wahahahaa
@@alikemalgencay4332 what do you mean?
@@bluetaigax1747 I wandet the original video of the 3.13 second video my friend
xijinping would like to know your location
The only energy they'll feel is the punch they recieved to the face.
Lmao
And theres no only the "i" of qi in phys"i"cs
that's sound like a lot of energy.
Kinetic energy.
In the second video: that “ Master “ smells so bad that people falls back. 😂
So, shaolins hide their pain better than Rambo. 🤔😂
They do training to keep the pain inside
But can they hide the pain better than Harold?
I'd let Ranton break a stick on my grandmothers back
Then your granny would have two backs
@@thorrex when the reply is better than the comment
"Just because you learn some Martial arts moves doesn't mean you can fight"
- Ranton
Al Kamil I see now. Thank you. Also how do you like my new banner, just created it then.
Al Kamil I didn’t read your reply I was also replying to the comment above. But you actually educated me more on the topic
Al Kamil yeah I do boxing and kick boxing but it is interesting watching other cultural martial art forms. And it is great even if you don’t know much, learning more about the arts.
Haha lol right xD
Just because he trained at shoalin doesn’t mean he’s any good. He more than likely couldn’t fight to save his life.
The you show the movement of the "master" with gray jacket was hilarious 😅
That "How to Train your Dragon" Joke was hilarious.
I'm not scared of much, but that guy who eats trees? He scares me.
LMAO
I fear no man. But that thing... It scares me
Neil the ass titan haha,me too.
I ain't talking about this Freak... He's not here, is he?
And rigtly so. Real life zombie power
I like it how the the real Shaolin disciple is impressed and shocked at how good the guy who put his finger through a soda can 😂😂
Shaolin invented fake martial arts. He's a real faker.
@@Arigator2 nope, you are
@@Arigator2 Bro every martial arts are invited, he also said that if you want to learn fighting then practice kickboxing, Kung Fu never meant to be to make someone unbeatable.
this guy is as real as jason scott lee being a real shaolin disciple 🤦
@@Arigator2 kung fu is for health benefits purpose, not for fight or sparr lol. Did you think that martial arts is about beaten someone and win? That is what you think by effective?
the added sound effects at 8:10 is pure gold... can't stop laughing
The respectfulness these videos have is amazing , keeping everything aside......"HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON" got me laughing for 5 mins straight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao “the exercises for How To Train Your Dragon”
🤣
Film
Should try it before sex....
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lol
Finally the one and only Rantoni Megalodoni is back
Our Shaolin master Rantoni Smollpenieoni
Rantoni Megalongdongni
Missed him real badly,
Why did he leave for so long 😭we his children missed papa Rantoni not paid child supporty
China is now the worst country
Oh man lol one of my favorite things to watch when I'm board lol
From the movie Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
'I'm sure your skills are formidable on whatever planet you're from but, your main disadvantage is, THIS IS EARTH'!
😂😂
3:06 Eren after trying to eat the warhammer
Spoiler
I can’t go anywhere without spoilers
@@uahatoxicboi9801 guess what, Eren is dead
@@lucassalazar7715 you know what else the manga said that Mikasa dies too
@@uahatoxicboi9801 no kidding :o
Ranton: “which is just controlling your breathing”
Me: *it’s time to slay some demons boi’s*
* breathes heavily*
😤😤😤😤
Hamon breathing
@@sauravVocals NO, YOUR BREATHING IS WRONG
Qi breathing first style- fake breath
Yeah, that Tai Chi master got a brutal (though well deserved) reality check. It's unfortunate that for some people, this is the only way they will understand the flaw in their perspective.
That old man doesn't fear arthritis. Arthritis fears him
Whenever I see “real Shaolin disciple” in the title, I know the videos gonna be FIRE
DIO
Whenever i see it's a Ranton video i know it's gonna be fire.
Could say it’s
*useless*
To resist it
"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face." Mike Tyson
Charles Hines ha ha ha I am gonna use this for rest of my life.
Everyone hath a punch until they get planned in the fathe
Tike Mython
Or if you get your ear bit off...
@@miguelcastro4195 underrated comment
My plan is to look really cool while destroying the persons dragon
Thank you for your videos, authentic!!
I like how you realized mid sentence how “masters spreading kids legs on the floor” sounded off 😂😂😂 that face
“They’re doing exercises for the, uh.... how to train your dragon” lmaoo😂
My dragon doesn't need that training, he's beyond that.
@@mateuszabramek7015 But my dragon is beyond your imagination.
East: "How to train your Dragon"
West: "How to drain your Dragon"
@@mrtofuman5016 is he really that small, OMG 😱
I'm joking
@@mateuszabramek7015 lol
"In China they have to suppress their emotions anyways"
*Oof*
*Laughs in CCP Human Rights Violation*
That's part of the culture, like in Japan.
he s german. married to a russian girl. of course he is ruthless.
It's called "your elders are superior and you're not allowed to challenge what they say" which is tied to Confucianism and common in all of asia
@@morbidmistress5602 especially our immediate families, you'll never win any argument. No matter what proven facts and logic you use.. They'll just use thr ultimate sentence "I'm your older relative, show respect" 🤣😂
That last one felt the energy all right pmsl
Thanks for sharing this information. Pretty funny 😄
Uncle Iroh: Chi control comes from the breath, not the muscle.
Dis is now fact...😮😤
I like the part where he does the flow when teaching zuko about lightning bending.
The breath of thunder...
I miss iroh
@@mshaman86 same...
@@mshaman86 He's always in our hearts.
Always.
Hey man. Great delivery. You got class brother. Carry on. This shit was funny as hell.
“Honestly she looks like she could kick his ass” had me rolling bro
8:51
your funny as hell keep it up
The editing on this vid is funny af 😂😂
Whenever I hear ki or chi or qiqong, I start thinking dragonball.
That's because Dragon ball is basically an Anime version of
Journey to the West, since Goku is originally called "Wukong" but to avoid copyright they just called him "Goku".
@@imnotwritingmyrealname6451 More like Wukong in Japanese is translated as Goku, because the Kanji is the same as the Chinese. But evidently the character of Goku as the headstrong, overpowered tailed monkey boy with an extending staff and a flying cloud is based on Sun Wukong with the same abilities and some extras like laser eyes, being made of stone, being immortal several times over by way of meditation, elixirs and pills among other things and stuff like that
Same
Wait let me take a fart in this comment section 😤☝️ 💨💨💨💨💨💨 ahhhhh yeahhh that’s what you guys need
@@Monkforilla Um sorry, what
Ranton I can't satisfy my wife until you review Ghost of Tsushima.
You're going to have to hire someone to do it for you until then
She gets all the satisfaction she wants with someone else, don't even worry about it!
Cringe
Ranton reviews ten times stronger than viagra
@@alpharius8264 LMAO
Awesome review and your attitude. Thanks
When the hell did Tai Chi get classified as a combat art? 😂😂
3:11 i wouldn’t even call that fake martial arts, i would just call that...
*CRONCH*
Alternate title: Shaolin monk gets access to the internet
LMFAO
The first 4 seconds made me laugh hard
Fk 🤣🤣🤣🤣
wait do Shaolin monks dont have internet access
@@g_5022 i think they live in mountains in dojo *sorry if i have bad grammar*
That was the best explanation of Chi I've ever heard. Suddenly it makes sense.
You made me laugh, solo funny, thank you, you hot a new subscriber. 🤣😅😂😆
"in China they have to supress their pain anyway"
Lmao, sneaky roast right there
I'm pretty sure it's not a roast, just a cultural commentary about that chinese usually don't show emotions very openly
@@DerFilc no its about the government and what how they control the people
@@DerFilc lol stop finding an excuse for tyranny.
@@lexetordo8954 ?? that is literally not what he was doing at all. he wasn't excusing tyranny, he was pointing out a cultural difference in how Chinese people are expected to behave in society in comparison to the west
@@j.jehml.1446 That's not what Ranton was saying though... And when it comes to culture the west doesn't show their emotions either, its a man thing not a china thing moron.
Ranton: makes new shaolin video
RUclips analytics: *HERE COMES THE MONEEEEY*
♫ My name, my name, my name: is Loadsa Money ♫
That last video you showed, I think he definitely felt that energy. LoL
"THE ENERGY" at the very end got me good 🤣
"In china they have to suppress their emotions anyways"
That caught me off guard lol.
How ?
Where have you been ?
Guess that is whay they are trying to teach us here in America now.
@@wanderingspider8988 Lol how are they trying to have us surpress emotions, i think theres plenty emotions flowing. have you ever seen japanese culture?
@@wanderingspider8988 have you been on Twitter ever?
No way in china they suppress their emotions. In my country most of the PRC people speaks very loudly and animated.
I'm using "I could break a stick over your grandma's back" for everything now. Introducing myself to new people, explaining my skill-set to potential employers, chatting up girls at the pub, etc
Probably one of the best opening lines there is
I am 21 years old, I've studied Okinawa Kabudo since I was a kid of 8 years old (mainly the Bo, and Sai) and I meditate for inner peace, but I absolutely agree with this video, it is 100 percent accurate, there's too many fake martial artists out there, I've actually had people challenge me to a martial arts sparring match, and then back out last minute, because they knew nothing of martial arts, so definitely keep spreading the message that there are real one, and there are fake ones.
You're a fake one
Your a fake too bro, "meditate for enlightenment "😂😂😂go get in the ring and do full contact then come back and talk
I started dying of laughter when Ranton was like “i’m going to block the incoming punch, i’m going to feel it’s energy”
*_and then it cuts to a clip of a dude getting walloped on the chin,_* lmao
I loved when it popped up the scene of dude getting punched after he said that 😂
😭😭😭😂😂😂
The energy: *SMACK*
lmao
"WELL...ANYWAYS"🙄🙄🙄🙄
The slap guy just like: “like ya cut g”
OMG IM DYING LOLOLOL
@@richardlun4755 what
Stop
I like yah cut G hahahahahha
Like ya cut qi
amazing editing bro... props
"This is how kid stretch, some master put the kid down the floor, spread the legs."
The FBI who monitoring him
" Hmm and then ? "
"And put the stick to prevent the leg snap back"
Get him boys