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Pressure points are definitely effective and can be incapacitating. Just have to politely ask the person you're fighting to stand perfectly still so you can actually use them.
Lol. Truth is pressure points are very useful and effective. They aren't a myth either. The problem is the way they are portrayed as if any socker could hit em. Actually, even experts admit that they aren't easy to hit, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE FIGHTING AN OPPONENT WHO IS STILL STRONG ENOUGH TO MOVE AROUND. You want to use pressure points effectively? You'd mostly need to use it on an unsuspecting, perfectly still opponent. Maybe there are people who can do the whole "death touch" thing, but I've never seen any... Those on most martial arts videos... don't let me even get started.
The Death Touch is definitely fake. It's been debunked, MMA fighters let a Dim Mak expert hit them with it and they said it just felt like a weak punch and nothing happened. The whole pressure point thing is Woo Woo only one step away from No Touch Knockout woo woo
Since I've seen lot of this, I consider Michael Jackson was a good martial artist. Just look at Billie Jean and Smooth Criminal, his kicking was soo good
If there's one thing I know about guys with guns, it's so easy to just step around the barrel and gently take it away. The real key to this disarm technique is being polite.
Aodhan Raith A misconception. Pistols use magazines also. A clip is the plastic device used to load ammo into the magazine. Which you then load the fire arm. I guess blame Hollywood for this.
That Asian guy SHOULD have been the teacher there. Like "BLAM, now you're dead before you had any chance to apply your stupid ass technique. Next question?"
Im looking for a comment "If u put vodka into the bottle it become the bottle... You put vodka in the teapot it becomes the teapot.... Be a Vodka, my friend"
It was kick boxer!!!His teacher gave him some of that "translates Kiss of death!"haha then the juke box olsys and dances with some Thai girls and after his corny dance he kicks those guys ass so the boss guy will give him a fight with Tong Po!! More or less hahaha!😁😂
I'm legit afraid of Shirtless Dude. Let's face it, 99.9% of fights happen when you're wasted, and this dude can for sure hold his liquor better than me. Splits and handsprings and shit...that's some top-notch drunkard athleticism.
I studied judo and my dad used to be a judo instructor in the military.. during training and sparring sessions u actually pull ur partner up to cushion their fall.. u don't just fling them around like a real fight.. even with mats around being thrown still hurts.. so both the thrower and the throwee would cushion then fall during practice
As almost every Asian, Summo has a round face, and if a little overweight looks like a ball.. I do not think h's fat, but just a little sturdy, agile and strong,, not comparable to a Fat Guy and lazy
3:17 I like how he crosses over to parry the rifle from his left side with his right hand...thus ensuring that his body stays in the line of fire for as long as possible. Brilliant!!!
Real real talk gang. There is no way to stop a shotgun attack. Any attacker with one sixteenth of an ounce of sense (and a shotgun) who genuinely wants to kill you will shoot you in the back when you least expect it - under no circumstances will you ever get the opportunity to put your fingers in the barrel. If someone points a shotgun at you and doesn't immediately blow your brains into a fine pink mist, they don't want to shoot you - they want you to do as you are told - however they will shoot you if you do not do as you are told. The best way to defend against someone pointing a shotgun at you and wants you to do as you are told? Do as you are told. Do not attempt to put your fingers in the barrel - that is not doing what you are told and will result in you being shot. Same goes for any firearm really - disarming and/or disabling techniques are 100% movie fantasy bullshit and have NOTHING to do with real self defense.
its a shotgun it has an incredible amount of force and will just turn your hand into mush but hey dont take my word for it www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/finger-in-gun-barrel-cause-backfire/
When I used to kick-box (American style and Muay Thai) we used to get people like that black belt throwing the student, attending our sessions. So we had sessions where each student would get to pick our partner. The entire class would pick that one bloke, each and every one of us. Then we would spar as normal, but add in a hell of a lot of thigh kicks. After 10 or 15 sparrings in a row, they would penguin walk home! Then it was a case of we never saw them again... or they returned with a brand new attitude! Either result was fine with us.
The last club is just like the Judo Club we just pulled our son from. Black Belts with serious mental health issues trying to persuade the kids in the class that Judo is all you need, its like Judo Players have some kind of insecurity issues or some shit. They turned nasty on my son after he went and done 4months private boxing sessions and upon his return they ostracized him for the most part and would throw him violently. After leaving it came to our realization that the knuckle of our sons femur had doubled in size from consistent fracturing, they will get theirs in due time
Luckly my jiu jitsu school is pretty laid back. Mostly older guys. But from what i hear, every now and then that happens and they do the same thing. The higher up the belts the more control of your body and thoughts you are supose to have also. At least thats the vibe i get from my gym.
Liquid sofa i misread your comment, i thought you said your gym picked on weak guys like the guy getting thrown around in this video by the black belt instructor. I re-read your comment and realized you were talking about people like the instructor that you guys would mess with. Good on you guys.
These guys are masters. A novice like you just simply isn't able to comprehend and appreciate the glorious execution of these techniques by these martial arts masters. Stop being a hater and embrace the greatness that you see before you.
Man I remember doing some bull bull like this when I was little. Trying to invent my own way of fighting by doing random stuff.....but I was just playing. Those are grown ass men and they think this would work!
Yo that little Spanish dude that did Bruce lee moves while drunk is the man. He impersonated van dam from kickboxer. It’s when jean claud gets taken to the bar by uncle and he gets him drunk so van dam starts dancing and doing those splits... there’s gifs and memes
'Try that on an MMA fighter or anyone who watches this channel and doesn't believe' Hey that's not fair! As the great George Dillman clearly stated: it only works if the uke believes... And doesn't have toes... Or a tongue
jimmy alderson Well of course the technique in the video is absolute bullshit, but it does not take much to get knocked out. At first, I was very sceptical but then my teacher showed me a knock out point at the back of my head. Well, after I woke up again I believed.
C. Kyle i know that knockout point too. Know what it's called? It's called... 'The back of the head' It's not vudu mystical magic, the most common cause for knockouts in MMA (other than ground n pund) s being head kicked, because their foot often hits the back of your head. The entire back of the head is vulnerable, because it's not a crumplezone. The frnt of your face is designed to break, the back of your head is not So once again i must stress, it is NOT a mystical power, it is NOT a 'knockout point' and it is NOT hard to do. Anybody, and everybody, can knock someone out by hitting them in the back of the head - that's why you tuck your chin in when you do ukemi
jimmy alderson 1. They are called something like heart 13 or lung 15 2.There is a technique in kickboxing called richhand (it is forbitten because it hits the nack of the head) where you can hit that ko point. You're right, it is no magical power. Pressure points are mostly places where nerves come together. Ever heard of kyushu jitsu? It's not a martial art for it self but it can be combined with others. It teaches the pressure points. Again, it is indeed magic but a manipulation of nerves. And of course if you hit hard enough you are koed by the impact. Mike Tyson did some pretty good kos via pressure point on the chin (it's called mental nerve I think).
That last "sensei" has terrible technique. He doesn't bend his legs to power the throw and he is yanking his uke's arm up after he is going over him which doesn't allow the Uke to be able to properly breakfall. Ouch!
Mucking about? As the instructor even if you are “mucking” about you do the techniques correctly to avoid injury. I’ve done martial arts my entire life and love Judo with a passion, I watch USA get our butts kicked every year in the olympics.(we got our first gold in it 2016 tho, women’s) That being said, in my experience, no other martial art is ripped off more with fake instructors than Judo. It is a difficult martial art and if you’re not very very good at it you are better off just throwing some punches. I move every three years since I’m in the military and I stop in to Gyms that advertise as Judo thinking I’ll find family and people I can connect with to find a bunch of people getting duped for their money playing at martial arts. I start asking questions about things like the history of Judo and who they went through to certify their belt and it all falls apart. I call them out and people get upset but what if an arms dealer was selling toy guns as real and when you try to defend yourself with it and it doesn’t work. Well that’s how I feel about all martial arts especially Judo. That last guy is a joke and I’d tell em straight to his face.
Victim of circumstance. BTW: ruclips.net/video/QE-BeTLr1Io/видео.html Another one of my side-quest channels if you're interested. Lots of three stooges!
Fight Commentary Breakdowns The knifeguy is doing that move to switch from backwards grip to forwardgrip while tries to hide (with his fancy moves) that he switched the grip (and so does his attack, from slicing to stabbing) I actually think that he is doing a smart thing there, as long as he wears a longsleve + leatherjacket so he can't cut himself in the arm And to the wall-hiting thing he is doing i assume that its a defense-move, the imaginary attacker isn't on the wall-side, he is between the guy and the camera, and in a fight the beardguy is clamping the attackers arm (after that one throws a punch at beardguy) between his hand and the wall so he can't defend himself while beardguy stabbing him Looks retarded when he is doing it alone but in real it actually may work because i think most people would underestimate him and thinking he is just trying to look fancy
u are the first person in so many comments to realise that he is actually good with knife. i have also realised that he is very good with knife but most people simply dont understand what he is trying to do.
Ben Taylan if you look closely, you see that he is doing it with the back of the blade against his arm, not the edge Also he is wearing a jacket and probably a longsleeve (if not even a cutting resistance longsleeve, that's what i would wear if i expect to get in a knife-fight) Even if he cuts himself a little bit...if you are in a knife-fight, what do you expect? There is no glorious win in a knifefight, the loser dies on the street and the winner dies in hospital, thats what we say where i am from, if you get in a knifefight, be ready to get cut, that is rule number one, if you are irritated by the first cut you get or the pain you are already a dead men
LOL that guy jumping on the bag that's hilarious if he did that to somebody big enough and strong enough they would hold him and give him what they call a Spinebuster and if it's specially on concrete that's really not going to be good for his back
A note about the gun bit, there is a rule called the 21 foot rule. Obviously when the guy already has the gun drawn its not 21 feet, but if you are close enough and fast enough you can get around the gun before they can react.
every time i see someone showing how to defend yourself with a knife i remember what my instructor in the military said about getting into a barbrawl: " if you carry a knife, dont get it out, you never know if the other guy has a knife and if he can use it better, and i myself would rather get beaten up than slashed open..."
The guy at the end is doing "close nickles" combat. It's like "close quarters" combat, but with 20% of the effectiveness. Try it on your wife sometime if you figure out wtf that comment is about. Hahaha. Great channel, btw. The way you break down these phonies and press-yer-point comes across well and it knocks me out every time. Kung fu bow🙏 to you.
"Pressure points. Use that on your wife in the morning." HAHAHAHAHA! Awesome! I enjoy and get a good laugh watching your videos, my friend! Keep'em coming :D
4:11 if im ever in a situation where i do need to fight like hostages hanging from the ceiling, this is my guy, get him on speed dial he'll bruise them up real bad
I believe the guy in the hallway was studying scenario fighting, possibly where a knife fight could happen, in a hallway, #point to ponder !🤔anyway thanks for the laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🙌
Hilarious, it is amazing what the internet exposes. People think that nobody can tell that they don't know what they are doing. Thanks for the laughs bro.
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Your commentary is perfect and your voice.
the guy around min 5 is not dancing, he is imitating J.C. van Damme drunken fight in the bar (dont remember the name of the movie)
If you would be less offensive against russian people you would have less dislikes for sure
Idiot
The dance is from kickboxer
The best rifle defense is taking cover behind an object capable of stopping a bullet.
Which doesn't include a car door.
Those abjects really help out in a tight spot lol
Yep that and the ancient technique of calling 911
Bitchrundayo jutsu
drachim tha isn’t always an option genius.
Pressure points are definitely effective and can be incapacitating. Just have to politely ask the person you're fighting to stand perfectly still so you can actually use them.
HAHAHAHA :)
Unless ur kenshiro lol
Lol. Truth is pressure points are very useful and effective. They aren't a myth either. The problem is the way they are portrayed as if any socker could hit em. Actually, even experts admit that they aren't easy to hit, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE FIGHTING AN OPPONENT WHO IS STILL STRONG ENOUGH TO MOVE AROUND. You want to use pressure points effectively? You'd mostly need to use it on an unsuspecting, perfectly still opponent. Maybe there are people who can do the whole "death touch" thing, but I've never seen any... Those on most martial arts videos... don't let me even get started.
The Death Touch is definitely fake. It's been debunked, MMA fighters let a Dim Mak expert hit them with it and they said it just felt like a weak punch and nothing happened. The whole pressure point thing is Woo Woo only one step away from No Touch Knockout woo woo
Pressure points definitely work if you were Eddie Hall trying to squash an average joe.
Who tf is out there robbing people with a full size 22 long rifle? Did he just come from the winter decathlon?
carlwinslo I would. No one would believe you when you told them. It’s too stupid to do. Therefore brilliant.
carlwinslo someone sounds jealous of mad skills
Its a 177 air rifle i know becuase my brother has the exactly the same model
@@SleepDaMouse-xd8dn anything stupid IS NEVER brilliant...
Biathlon. He is also on skis 🎿
That drunk shirtless guy actually had quite impressive motor skills despite being drunk.
dude can move better than most lol
He is the next drunken master
Since I've seen lot of this, I consider Michael Jackson was a good martial artist. Just look at Billie Jean and Smooth Criminal, his kicking was soo good
One kick to the balls and opponents go, "heee heee"
Diptyajit Banerjee You've been hit by, a smooth criminal
ruclips.net/video/DUf6PvLKsxY/видео.html here is the full fight
What's funny is he is probably and actually a better kicker than most people lol
These martial arts are called Way To Di
George Morgan it's Wei Tu Dai
George Morgan 😂😂😂
please .... those are random videos of people that have never trained in their life or made a movie just for laugh.
Animations and Games
R/woosh
Must be closely related to Um Phukt from the sth east
If there's one thing I know about guys with guns, it's so easy to just step around the barrel and gently take it away. The real key to this disarm technique is being polite.
@@skipsvk1134 That has some logic*
@@skipsvk1134 yep, if I got my piece out and aimed, you make one move and I'll empty my clip in you as I step back to keep that distance.👍
jim surfnfish 808 It’s a magazine not a clip.
@@scottaustin4035 Pistols use clips, rifles use magazines.
Aodhan Raith A misconception. Pistols use magazines also. A clip is the plastic device used to load ammo into the magazine. Which you then load the fire arm. I guess blame Hollywood for this.
"The Asain guy isn't the teacher here..."
Me: yup, fake martial art
😂
That Asian guy SHOULD have been the teacher there. Like "BLAM, now you're dead before you had any chance to apply your stupid ass technique. Next question?"
3:18 lmao "your shot already, sorry fat guy" lmao
Im looking for a comment
"If u put vodka into the bottle it become the bottle... You put vodka in the teapot it becomes the teapot.... Be a Vodka, my friend"
Oh vodka joke , it was so fresh ! How long did it take you to make it ?
Mate your commentary and attempted humour is on par with the martial arts..
tony savage surprisingly, he liked your comment.
Absolutely agree with you, Bro!
Dont be bitch
I was gonna say the same before reading your comment!!!
Why would that matter with 709k views
If some one is robbing you with a dam 22lr
JUST GIVE HIM THE MONEY HE AT A BREAK POINT AND HAS NOTING ELSE TO LOSE LOL
5:30 Dance moves stolen from Jean Claude vandamme in the first movie blood sport the drunken bar fight look it up.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS!!!!!
It was kick boxer!!!His teacher gave him some of that "translates Kiss of death!"haha then the juke box olsys and dances with some Thai girls and after his corny dance he kicks those guys ass so the boss guy will give him a fight with Tong Po!! More or less hahaha!😁😂
Yea, I caught that too. That’s a movie I’ll never forget the entire movie. Every part !!!!!
It was Kickboxer
Kickboxer, not Bloodsport.
Shirtless guy is a fan of van damme, those dance moves are straight out of kickboxer lol
i was going to comment that. Its defo thevan damme dance lol
Was just about to say that...
Haha, ok nice, so I am not the only one here remebering Van Dammes drunken dancemoves 😁
I'm legit afraid of Shirtless Dude. Let's face it, 99.9% of fights happen when you're wasted, and this dude can for sure hold his liquor better than me. Splits and handsprings and shit...that's some top-notch drunkard athleticism.
Yeah apparently the channel owner missed that or is not a JCVD fan because the dancing and the splits were straight out of Kickboxer.
Just so everyone is aware, that weird guy standing in his doorway who thinks he can knife-fight syncs amazingly well with Smooth Criminal.
Put it together and upload the remix ;)
U try not to get cut in knife fight but hell this guy cuts hiself
"he thinks the gravitational force of his body would make the bullet circle him"
That last clip:
I used to get my ass kicked on the streets so I joined the karate class. Now I get my ass kicked in class and on the streets. 😢
I studied judo and my dad used to be a judo instructor in the military.. during training and sparring sessions u actually pull ur partner up to cushion their fall.. u don't just fling them around like a real fight.. even with mats around being thrown still hurts.. so both the thrower and the throwee would cushion then fall during practice
That dude gonna hurt himself with his own knife...
Exactly
It looks like a bad Michael Meyers and Michael Jackson mashup.
As a fat guy I suggest not to listen to any fat guys regarding anything physical.
Inf Know except sammo hung
Mustaffa Kamarudinn Or Fedor
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As almost every Asian, Summo has a round face, and if a little overweight looks like a ball.. I do not think h's fat, but just a little sturdy, agile and strong,, not comparable to a Fat Guy and lazy
Sumo guys?
3:17 I like how he crosses over to parry the rifle from his left side with his right hand...thus ensuring that his body stays in the line of fire for as long as possible. Brilliant!!!
Real talk gang, if you want to stop a shotgun attack you just gotta plug the barrel with a finger or two.
Real real talk gang.
There is no way to stop a shotgun attack.
Any attacker with one sixteenth of an ounce of sense (and a shotgun) who genuinely wants to kill you will shoot you in the back when you least expect it - under no circumstances will you ever get the opportunity to put your fingers in the barrel.
If someone points a shotgun at you and doesn't immediately blow your brains into a fine pink mist, they don't want to shoot you - they want you to do as you are told - however they will shoot you if you do not do as you are told.
The best way to defend against someone pointing a shotgun at you and wants you to do as you are told?
Do as you are told.
Do not attempt to put your fingers in the barrel - that is not doing what you are told and will result in you being shot.
Same goes for any firearm really - disarming and/or disabling techniques are 100% movie fantasy bullshit and have NOTHING to do with real self defense.
its a shotgun it has an incredible amount of force and will just turn your hand into mush but hey dont take my word for it
www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/finger-in-gun-barrel-cause-backfire/
Or two. Hahaha
PainX187 it’s obiviosly a joke
5ynthesizerpatel how do you not understand he is joking
When I used to kick-box (American style and Muay Thai) we used to get people like that black belt throwing the student, attending our sessions. So we had sessions where each student would get to pick our partner. The entire class would pick that one bloke, each and every one of us. Then we would spar as normal, but add in a hell of a lot of thigh kicks. After 10 or 15 sparrings in a row, they would penguin walk home! Then it was a case of we never saw them again... or they returned with a brand new attitude! Either result was fine with us.
Awesome!
The last club is just like the Judo Club we just pulled our son from. Black Belts with serious mental health issues trying to persuade the kids in the class that Judo is all you need, its like Judo Players have some kind of insecurity issues or some shit. They turned nasty on my son after he went and done 4months private boxing sessions and upon his return they ostracized him for the most part and would throw him violently. After leaving it came to our realization that the knuckle of our sons femur had doubled in size from consistent fracturing, they will get theirs in due time
Luckly my jiu jitsu school is pretty laid back. Mostly older guys. But from what i hear, every now and then that happens and they do the same thing. The higher up the belts the more control of your body and thoughts you are supose to have also. At least thats the vibe i get from my gym.
Liquid sofa i misread your comment, i thought you said your gym picked on weak guys like the guy getting thrown around in this video by the black belt instructor. I re-read your comment and realized you were talking about people like the instructor that you guys would mess with. Good on you guys.
Hell ya!
Master sweater guy is definitely legit. His spiritual pressure is off the charts.
*Empathy noises* "I can't watch this anymore"
2 seconds later
"Let's watch this one more time."
In case i ever want to fight a hanged man, i know what to do.
Just dance.
Giant Otter hung*
I fought 3 hanged men today, those motherfuckers are everywhere.
@@daytonfl6859 *hanged. Google the difference.
@@roy12525 i dont think he wants to say hung. That is a completly different scenario
I actually admire the effort they put in to telegraph each and every move
King blvd It's courteous to the opponent.
If I was struck by any of the martial artists from this video, I'd probably die .....
... of laughter
These guys are masters. A novice like you just simply isn't able to comprehend and appreciate the glorious execution of these techniques by these martial arts masters. Stop being a hater and embrace the greatness that you see before you.
1:47 absolutely kills me every time. I start laughing so hard it hurts.
The best way to defend getting shot is to step towards the gun, ensuring the person holding it will shoot. That means less bullets to hit you with.
You had me dying laughing. Good stuff. 😂
Note* If a person is hanging from the ceiling like that and fight him. You are just desecrating a human body...
Very true!
Keep up the hilarious commentary lol
5:28 That's some straight up Van Damme Kickboxer dance moves
Okay the drunk van Damme is actually kind of inpressive..if Peking opera is still a thing, they would train this dude for sure
7:30 if i ever have the misfortune of being attacked by someone with a knife, i hope it's by someone like this...
Man I remember doing some bull bull like this when I was little. Trying to invent my own way of fighting by doing random stuff.....but I was just playing. Those are grown ass men and they think this would work!
Lol ya, after watching a movie then going outside and finding a stick.
Yo that little Spanish dude that did Bruce lee moves while drunk is the man. He impersonated van dam from kickboxer. It’s when jean claud gets taken to the bar by uncle and he gets him drunk so van dam starts dancing and doing those splits... there’s gifs and memes
Rex-kwon-do approves of all techniques seen in this video.
these instructors need more star-spangled pants ;)
A fucking PENCIL!!!
You are legend, bro.
@@Juan-ir2rh Damnit! You beat me to it lol.
I dnt find any humour in this video but dude ur narration is AWESOME.!!! my stomach hurt soo bad after listening ur narration
Appreciate it!
I've been watching your videos for a week now but your Homer impression was what finally made me subscribe. lol
'Try that on an MMA fighter or anyone who watches this channel and doesn't believe'
Hey that's not fair! As the great George Dillman clearly stated: it only works if the uke believes... And doesn't have toes... Or a tongue
jimmy alderson Well of course the technique in the video is absolute bullshit, but it does not take much to get knocked out. At first, I was very sceptical but then my teacher showed me a knock out point at the back of my head. Well, after I woke up again I believed.
C. Kyle i know that knockout point too. Know what it's called? It's called... 'The back of the head'
It's not vudu mystical magic, the most common cause for knockouts in MMA (other than ground n pund) s being head kicked, because their foot often hits the back of your head.
The entire back of the head is vulnerable, because it's not a crumplezone. The frnt of your face is designed to break, the back of your head is not
So once again i must stress, it is NOT a mystical power, it is NOT a 'knockout point' and it is NOT hard to do. Anybody, and everybody, can knock someone out by hitting them in the back of the head - that's why you tuck your chin in when you do ukemi
jimmy alderson 1. They are called something like heart 13 or lung 15
2.There is a technique in kickboxing called richhand (it is forbitten because it hits the nack of the head) where you can hit that ko point. You're right, it is no magical power. Pressure points are mostly places where nerves come together. Ever heard of kyushu jitsu? It's not a martial art for it self but it can be combined with others. It teaches the pressure points. Again, it is indeed magic but a manipulation of nerves. And of course if you hit hard enough you are koed by the impact. Mike Tyson did some pretty good kos via pressure point on the chin (it's called mental nerve I think).
jimmy alderson You could also just have googled it but ok.
C. Kyle is this 'kyushu' the same as 'kyusho'? If so then i have some bad news, because kyusho is most definitely magical bullshido
The Master Grease can disarm the guy with the rifle because he wears a Fat Bulletproof Vest.
Dude..movies make these people to have a false belief and those videos are so funny.😂😂👍
3:56 "He thinks maybe the gravitational field of his body"... please, stop. Stop there. It hurts XDDD
The sensai at the end wasnt even using technique that was just strength on a kid.
Yeah, that SEnsei was super power tripped
5:28 he really did the Jean Claude Van Damme dance 😂😂😂
That last "sensei" has terrible technique. He doesn't bend his legs to power the throw and he is yanking his uke's arm up after he is going over him which doesn't allow the Uke to be able to properly breakfall.
Ouch!
Yeah, i went to Judo gym three times, but i can still throw a person safely.
If i am that size n my opponent is a passive kid like that( out of respect for his "teacher"), i dont need martial art to pick up n throw a kid
He doesn't need to bend because the kid is so light. They're just mucking about.
Mucking about? As the instructor even if you are “mucking” about you do the techniques correctly to avoid injury. I’ve done martial arts my entire life and love Judo with a passion, I watch USA get our butts kicked every year in the olympics.(we got our first gold in it 2016 tho, women’s) That being said, in my experience, no other martial art is ripped off more with fake instructors than Judo. It is a difficult martial art and if you’re not very very good at it you are better off just throwing some punches. I move every three years since I’m in the military and I stop in to Gyms that advertise as Judo thinking I’ll find family and people I can connect with to find a bunch of people getting duped for their money playing at martial arts. I start asking questions about things like the history of Judo and who they went through to certify their belt and it all falls apart. I call them out and people get upset but what if an arms dealer was selling toy guns as real and when you try to defend yourself with it and it doesn’t work. Well that’s how I feel about all martial arts especially Judo. That last guy is a joke and I’d tell em straight to his face.
Do you actually train in judo though?
"I don't know wtf that comment was about." That came out of left field and cracked me up!
The three stooges impressions.... I wasn't ready. You ruined my keyboard when I spit my coffee out.
Victim of circumstance. BTW: ruclips.net/video/QE-BeTLr1Io/видео.html
Another one of my side-quest channels if you're interested. Lots of three stooges!
@@FightCommentary I'll take a look when I get off work. Thanks for your time
i can't stop laughing on the very 1st sensei up to the last and until the end.. LOL
Glad you enjoyed!
Maybe the guy with the knife is suicidal, could be because he's getting bullied by the doors 🤣🤣🤣
Hahahaha
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The knifeguy is doing that move to switch from backwards grip to forwardgrip while tries to hide (with his fancy moves) that he switched the grip (and so does his attack, from slicing to stabbing)
I actually think that he is doing a smart thing there, as long as he wears a longsleve + leatherjacket so he can't cut himself in the arm
And to the wall-hiting thing he is doing i assume that its a defense-move, the imaginary attacker isn't on the wall-side, he is between the guy and the camera, and in a fight the beardguy is clamping the attackers arm (after that one throws a punch at beardguy) between his hand and the wall so he can't defend himself while beardguy stabbing him
Looks retarded when he is doing it alone but in real it actually may work because i think most people would underestimate him and thinking he is just trying to look fancy
u are the first person in so many comments to realise that he is actually good with knife.
i have also realised that he is very good with knife but most people simply dont understand what he is trying to do.
SHUBHAM SHARMA Most people simply understand you simply don't run a blade down your arm full stop
Ben Taylan if you look closely, you see that he is doing it with the back of the blade against his arm, not the edge
Also he is wearing a jacket and probably a longsleeve (if not even a cutting resistance longsleeve, that's what i would wear if i expect to get in a knife-fight)
Even if he cuts himself a little bit...if you are in a knife-fight, what do you expect? There is no glorious win in a knifefight, the loser dies on the street and the winner dies in hospital, thats what we say where i am from, if you get in a knifefight, be ready to get cut, that is rule number one, if you are irritated by the first cut you get or the pain you are already a dead men
Apparently kung fu makes you so fast you can move 3 feet forward and off to the side before they can simple squeeze a trigger
remember he's moving at lightning speed
That 3 stooges tech had me dying lmao
When you said "Dont drink too much vodka when you train kong fu" is freaking hilarious!!! Ah hahahahhahahahhahahaa!!!!!
The sound effects make this video epic! Hooowahhhh
LOL that guy jumping on the bag that's hilarious if he did that to somebody big enough and strong enough they would hold him and give him what they call a Spinebuster and if it's specially on concrete that's really not going to be good for his back
The drugged guy is dancing like Jean Claude van Damme in Kickboxer!
TeleChucky hah exactly what I thought he gets props for that tbh haha 👍
hahahaha i trought the same thing :-)
TeleChucky oh, sorry. Just posted that myself before i saw this comment😂
hahaa. thats right. dance like van damme
Someone tries to gouge my eyes I'm bouncing their head off the pavement.
A note about the gun bit, there is a rule called the 21 foot rule. Obviously when the guy already has the gun drawn its not 21 feet, but if you are close enough and fast enough you can get around the gun before they can react.
Thank you!
"Don't drink too much vodka" in a funny stereotypical voice 🤣
Thank you brother i needed a good laugh today
I notice the fat bearded guy in the sweater wasn’t even looking at where he was punching, must’ve been using his chi to locate his target
Don’t ya talk bad about them Russian vodka-fu! The breath of a drunken Russian master-fu will know you out for sure!
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For me, it seems like that guy was just having fun at camera. He did not look dead serious.
Your commentary is hilarious
One episode a day, could possibly give cure to hate and anger!? LMFAO
0:30 I can’t wait to see the “Russian Crab Crawl” in some MMA matches
That knife beardo looks like a ninjew.
an expert in Jew jitsu...
+XR40 Kung Fuhrër
every time i see someone showing how to defend yourself with a knife i remember what my instructor in the military said about getting into a barbrawl: " if you carry a knife, dont get it out, you never know if the other guy has a knife and if he can use it better, and i myself would rather get beaten up than slashed open..."
Thundermikeee Thanks for the tip man
Giant Otter hahahahahaha nin-jew? A Jewish ninja! What the fuck I'm laughing my ass off dude.
I tried it on my wife.... I'm sleeping at a hotel thanks to u
Your Videos are Awesome !! 😂
The three stooges shit killed me hahahahA great vids man
I love your content man. Good video’s by someone actually knows what they are talking about. You should do live fight companion videos.
"Get over here!" I think some of these guys graduated from the Paul Blart school of Kung Fu.
I like your statement about Bruce Lee.
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YOU'RE MY NEW FAVOURITE CHANNEL!
F*CKING MENTAL!
It looks like he's trying to mimic Van Damme from kickboxer when he was at the bar wiggling his hips doing the splits while fighting
This is the funniest stuff ever...love these
The guy at the end is doing "close nickles" combat. It's like "close quarters" combat, but with 20% of the effectiveness. Try it on your wife sometime if you figure out wtf that comment is about. Hahaha.
Great channel, btw. The way you break down these phonies and press-yer-point comes across well and it knocks me out every time.
Kung fu bow🙏 to you.
"Pressure points. Use that on your wife in the morning." HAHAHAHAHA! Awesome! I enjoy and get a good laugh watching your videos, my friend! Keep'em coming :D
Thanks!
I love it, yeah you’re not fighting a person who’s being hung by a rope LOL excellent commentary
4:11 if im ever in a situation where i do need to fight like hostages hanging from the ceiling, this is my guy, get him on speed dial he'll bruise them up real bad
O kurwa Wiewiór Workout XDDD
👽👍The old dude in the suspenders looks like Popeye's weak cousin, where are your forearms?
The guy in blue jeans from 5:27 - 5:42 was doing the Jean Claude Van Damme Dance. Yes he was trolling.
Fuck!!!! The 3 Stooges voices had me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It hurts just by looking at them. So it kinda works 😂
He said the gravitational pull of his body😂😂💀
nice this was awesome keep em coming :D
Bro, you said his face was a mask.
I’m dead 😵
"use it on your wife in the morning" 🤣😂🤣😂 "I don't know what that comment was about, anyway"
Bobby Lee!! Wanna go for a ride in my Dea-Woo?!?! 😂😃😂🤣😂🤣 Hes holding the gun !
The guy in the street was doing the van dame dance!!
I love the suspender guys hair piece... OMG
You sound like you’d be able to do a great Bill Burr impersonation
I can't cotrol my laugh after hearing your commentary ...
I believe the guy in the hallway was studying scenario fighting, possibly where a knife fight could happen, in a hallway, #point to ponder !🤔anyway thanks for the laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🙌
3:00 he forgot to *POWER SLAP*
5:27 Those JCVD movements tho 😝
Lmao "dont drink too much vodka!"
Hilarious, it is amazing what the internet exposes. People think that nobody can tell that they don't know what they are doing. Thanks for the laughs bro.