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These people did martial arts ineffectively some where even scam artists... Still it takes an arrogant and immature person to sit around making fun of people laughing at them. And, it is horrible to make videos of yourself laughing at people doing something you're making fun of others... And, you are trying to embarass and humiliate them. "You never look good trying to make other people look bad." It makes you seem very horrible to be around. Unkind and kind of pathetic. Fighting isn't everything neither is being good at it though i do love martial arts. I love people more. And, you were very disrespectful to many people. It isn't fun. It isn't funny. It is a form of cyber bullying. A true martial artist doesn't make fun of others. They have respect. "Kung fu is how you treat people." These videos posted isn't by a martial artist it is by someone who studied fighting and thinks they are better than others. It is by an immature man or boy who just learned to move their body a certain way. Not someone who appreciates and respects other people with the heart and mind which is true martial arts beyond the act of survival. Learn respect... Then and only then will i consider you a martial artist.
Fight Commentary Breakdowns the next video you post with funny comments will be your first funny video. You’re that dude that tries to be funny and fails miserably, you’re not funny you sound pathetic and sound like you make fun of people because you have. Apathetic life so you have to make yourself feel better somehow. Grow up dude.
3:55 When you're facing an opponent who is on a crutch it's not a good idea to break his good leg. Because next time you see him he'll have two crutches and be twice as dangerous...
I was attacked with a knife some years back. Blocked it.....got 50 stitches, 4 severed tendons, and a severed bone. NOTE: the attacker and knife did not behave like a plywood cutout. Running was what saved my life.
@@GhostCrowGamer Exactly, mate. The armchair warriors above who are 'experts' in knife fighting have no clue. They've never experienced the gruesome reality. Close quarters in a confined space, in the dark, and after a heavy night drinking vodka. I was literally in a fight for my life, but the youtube comment warriors know best. Another time I was in a vicious pub brawl where I was slashed across the ear with a boxcutter, my friend got it in the neck. This things happen in a flash, and are NEVER scripted....
@@GhostCrowGamer Thanks mate, it was a near death experience alright. It's funny, one of the 'experts' above noted 'I'm supposed to block the arm, not the knife....' easy to say from the keyboard. If I hadn't taken it on my arm, it was my face and neck, and I wouldn't be here writing this.
I grappled through high school, Greco-Roman wrestling in Marine Corps, competed super heavy weight jiu-jitsu tri state and submission but this level of bullshido frightens me
In designing my science thesis, I can’t decide whether to investigate the correlation between chi power and beard length or chi power and beard wispiness. I just can’t figure which is the more important one
I've studied tai chi for about 5 weeks and I learned a good punch. A jumping axe fist. Had to use it once. Brilliant. The blind woman never saw it coming
The last one, with two gun men, is absolutely moronic. One opponent behind, hanging on, with a pistol to her head. The other in front with a pistol in her gut. He fires and gets two for one as the round passes through her.
The chick with the two guns on her... I sincerely didn't care how she thought she would get out of that... honestly... how the hell does someone get into that situation? What sort of life choices is that duck making?!?!?!?
to prevent from any kind of dangerous situation all you have to do is. try not to get involved with anything stupid-fu or try to speak different language to confuse them-fu. or become a cop.
that first knife deference you cut your hand on the knife then blind the guy with your blood. Of course he won't stab you while your cuddling him from behind you've show him you're crazy.
OMG hahahaha 1:58 the MJ momved were amazing!! i can't even finished the whole video, i just keep rewinding this part, nice beat bro..please keep posting more video!!
There should be a group of real martial artists, who have been in street fights, and train in real world combat styles. That go around and call these people out.
Bas Rutten has done this with his challenge. He challenged every chi master to do it on him, on camera at his expenses. If it work, he sign up for lessons. But, now, years later, and Bas is not into fighting anymore the challenge is still standing and still untaken.
Dabunny Rabbit they will.make excuses about how their stuff is too dangerous to use in a non lif eor death scenario or that the goal is to avoid a fight etc etc I train in two styles of jujitsu and one of them seems like the same chi mumbo jumbo bullshit but the truth is it just takes a LONG ass time to get it right and if you press any of us even the instructors we will admit for a beginner it is NOT going to be everything you need Essentially it's like using a hatchet vs using a scalple Until your skill with the scalple is developed you best have that hatchet
@Vamoo the more finessed style I thought so too. And I wanted to just focus on the more aggressive stuff that I knew worked. Some of it yea it's total mumbo jumbo bullshit but I can't lie and say that bc if how finessed I had to be to get good at the fancy one it definitely made the other world's better and most importantly gave me alot of tools to use to make a sumbission or a defense much easier.
Who's the Daddy? She would've been shot in the knee or the leg by the guy with a gun in front of her while resisting while the guy behind her would've pistol whipped her directly on the temple...probably best case scenario. That woman is delusional
reader88888888 when someone has a gun pointed at you best do as they say and get them to leave you be unless your willing to risk getting shot lol.....she's dangerous teaching this madness 😂
Exactly! It doesn't require a purple belt to understand: Guns are a non-negotiatiable proposition. Submit first, then *think* of an exit strategy (if at all possible).
The Chinese guy pointing the gun at her belly in the last video is the same that is being taught how to fight against a rifle by a fat grandpa in another one of your videos 😂😂😂😂😂
Feel bad for all the people who have been killed or injured trying to use this in a real world situation prob were like damn that didnt go the way i thought!
Oh and the guys at the 7:00 mark... the guy holding her from behind needs to pick his partners more carefully. If the guy in front were to fire, if he's loaded heavy there's a chance it might over penetrate. Suddenly the guy in the back gets a bullet to the ballsack. Granted, that's the least ridiculous aspect of the demo but still lol
I have to believe that some of these are people practicing fight choreography for a fight scene in a movie, especially that gun thing. 😂 That black dudes we're definitely practicing black belt dance moves and how to beat that poontang!! 🤣
It’s really scary to think that ppl would pay to be taught these gun and knife defense training moves. The “trainers” should be in prison for murder, if they try this shit on the street they will more then likely be killed.
I have used the vango defense before, it's the ol sacrifice an ear to save the throat technique. Then you break the wrist and walk away, break the wrist and walk away.
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Hope you enjoy the videos! Looking forward to your comments! Also, looks like the dance fighters inspired some Moroccans! ruclips.net/video/91znbHyxDf0/видео.html
Fight Commentary Breakdowns " He.looks. like. he. has. a .lot. of. CHI" that had me dying 🤣😂😂😂
These people did martial arts ineffectively some where even scam artists... Still it takes an arrogant and immature person to sit around making fun of people laughing at them. And, it is horrible to make videos of yourself laughing at people doing something you're making fun of others... And, you are trying to embarass and humiliate them.
"You never look good trying to make other people look bad."
It makes you seem very horrible to be around. Unkind and kind of pathetic. Fighting isn't everything neither is being good at it though i do love martial arts. I love people more. And, you were very disrespectful to many people.
It isn't fun. It isn't funny. It is a form of cyber bullying. A true martial artist doesn't make fun of others. They have respect.
"Kung fu is how you treat people."
These videos posted isn't by a martial artist it is by someone who studied fighting and thinks they are better than others. It is by an immature man or boy who just learned to move their body a certain way. Not someone who appreciates and respects other people with the heart and mind which is true martial arts beyond the act of survival.
Learn respect... Then and only then will i consider you a martial artist.
Fight Commentary Breakdowns the next video you post with funny comments will be your first funny video. You’re that dude that tries to be funny and fails miserably, you’re not funny you sound pathetic and sound like you make fun of people because you have. Apathetic life so you have to make yourself feel better somehow. Grow up dude.
I want you upload your fight/sparring/shadow box and let people commenting on it
Fight Commentary Breakdowns 02:38 how grandpa has a meltdown when grandmas shouts bingo and beats you to win the bingo prize
3:55 When you're facing an opponent who is on a crutch it's not a good idea to break his good leg. Because next time you see him he'll have two crutches and be twice as dangerous...
Bruno Borer true
underrated comment!
Hilarious comment. Thanks for the chuckle...
Wah ha ha ha, obviously!!
Dude!
The belly is where all the CHI is!
Yep. The "Dan Tian," as traditional Chinese says ;)
RussXnimbusX42 hahahahaha
All my CHI is in my bladder.
Yeah man! Me too! My chi sometimes come out my ass! Cause I have too much chi!
No, the belly is where the 38 big macs are.
I was attacked with a knife some years back. Blocked it.....got 50 stitches, 4 severed tendons, and a severed bone. NOTE: the attacker and knife did not behave like a plywood cutout. Running was what saved my life.
You mean he didn't stand there and let you disarm him slowly?
@@jondunmore4268 Must have been a beginner if he didn't even know about basic non-movment patterns of knifefighting...
@@GhostCrowGamer Exactly, mate. The armchair warriors above who are 'experts' in knife fighting have no clue. They've never experienced the gruesome reality. Close quarters in a confined space, in the dark, and after a heavy night drinking vodka. I was literally in a fight for my life, but the youtube comment warriors know best. Another time I was in a vicious pub brawl where I was slashed across the ear with a boxcutter, my friend got it in the neck. This things happen in a flash, and are NEVER scripted....
@@GhostCrowGamer Thanks mate, it was a near death experience alright. It's funny, one of the 'experts' above noted 'I'm supposed to block the arm, not the knife....' easy to say from the keyboard. If I hadn't taken it on my arm, it was my face and neck, and I wouldn't be here writing this.
I grappled through high school, Greco-Roman wrestling in Marine Corps, competed super heavy weight jiu-jitsu tri state and submission but this level of bullshido frightens me
The best one was the grandpa in the gym turning on the grandmas with his stamina.
Aerobics.
Has value.
"Hiphopkido" LMAO
6:59 what a scenario to be caught in. She's is literally trying to get all her viewers killed 🤣
In designing my science thesis, I can’t decide whether to investigate the correlation between chi power and beard length or chi power and beard wispiness. I just can’t figure which is the more important one
Obesity. Obesity causes chi power
I've studied tai chi for about 5 weeks and I learned a good punch. A jumping axe fist. Had to use it once. Brilliant. The blind woman never saw it coming
That actualy made me laugh👏😂
@@x3p1c_gehaktbal62 ☺
7:00 Lots of Chi here > Chi burgers, Chi Fries, 3 Chi Pizza, you name it.
Ok, I did the work out routine at my local gym that the grandpa did in front of the 4 grandma's.....let's just say I was asked, not to come back.
If you don't stop making fun of these legitimate, not to mention dangerous techniques, I will be forced to use my Chi powers on you!
Drexle i have seen it before:/ :|
Blow me HARD!!!
He said AARP magazines. HAHAHAHAHA
"He probably noticed some aarp magazines" lmao
Your videos are always so much fun, please don't become too serious
Also, last one is the same as 3 guys with knife vs girl
Yeah, same pear-shaped lady ;)
Fight Commentary Breakdowns mhhhmmm 👅👅👅👅😫😫😫💦💦
The knife defenses were just fucking hilarious 😂
The first master is definitely legit. He got that genuine mustache and beard of a kungfu master.
Shit brightens my day.
People take themselves so seriously; this is the best way to handle it.
I find it intresting that the fatter the instructor is the more ridiculous there self defence is 🤔😂😆
You done pissed of 227 chi masters!
True
5:25 "you can't cut my neck if I cut it myself"
The last is really the Best muhhahahaahahahhaa i am crying hahahaaaaaa
Grandpa instructor after his air boxing demonstration: "Oh yeah! Works everytime. They totally want me now. I'd better order some more pills today".
The last one, with two gun men, is absolutely moronic. One opponent behind, hanging on, with a pistol to her head. The other in front with a pistol in her gut. He fires and gets two for one as the round passes through her.
You know dude I like the way you talked, sing or laughing it's very funny 🤣keep a good work 👍
The chick with the two guns on her... I sincerely didn't care how she thought she would get out of that... honestly... how the hell does someone get into that situation? What sort of life choices is that duck making?!?!?!?
02:38 how grandpa has a meltdown when grandmas shouts bingo and beats you to win the bingo prize
I want to see a knife disarm on a non-compliant opponent so bad.
Dabunny Rabbit so you wanna see someone get shanked, 😂?
It is called using a gun.
At 3:00 we see the hurtikane. Compliments of the legendary Master Ken.
so this is how they make money. okay, im opening my jiujitsu class
From the Chi belly to the two gun defense lol amazing the BS out there these days haha
Lol Grandpa is getting busy😂😂
I would love to see some of these defense technics with people who aren't holding back completely when attacking
to prevent from any kind of dangerous situation all you have to do is.
try not to get involved with anything stupid-fu
or
try to speak different language to confuse them-fu.
or
become a cop.
that first knife deference you cut your hand on the knife then blind the guy with your blood. Of course he won't stab you while your cuddling him from behind you've show him you're crazy.
OMG hahahaha 1:58 the MJ momved were amazing!! i can't even finished the whole video, i just keep rewinding this part, nice beat bro..please keep posting more video!!
There should be a group of real martial artists, who have been in street fights, and train in real world combat styles. That go around and call these people out.
Bas Rutten has done this with his challenge. He challenged every chi master to do it on him, on camera at his expenses. If it work, he sign up for lessons.
But, now, years later, and Bas is not into fighting anymore the challenge is still standing and still untaken.
Dabunny Rabbit they will.make excuses about how their stuff is too dangerous to use in a non lif eor death scenario or that the goal is to avoid a fight etc etc
I train in two styles of jujitsu and one of them seems like the same chi mumbo jumbo bullshit but the truth is it just takes a LONG ass time to get it right and if you press any of us even the instructors we will admit for a beginner it is NOT going to be everything you need
Essentially it's like using a hatchet vs using a scalple
Until your skill with the scalple is developed you best have that hatchet
That's like that chinese mma trainer fighting all those bs "masters"
@Vamoo the more finessed style I thought so too. And I wanted to just focus on the more aggressive stuff that I knew worked.
Some of it yea it's total mumbo jumbo bullshit but I can't lie and say that bc if how finessed I had to be to get good at the fancy one it definitely made the other world's better and most importantly gave me alot of tools to use to make a sumbission or a defense much easier.
@@jpsholland I wouldn't take bas up on that offer with a sniper rifle from a mile away, would probably bitch slap the round right back at you!
The real explanation is that he's flexing their elbows so they just feel pain and they seem bounced away, but there's no chi for me
Lmao this commentator is too funny @0:53 😂
Music for ballroom grandpa.
The Loooooove Boooaat!!!
but you have to admit, the first guy really looks like a kungfu master who's lived in solitude for 100 years practicing kungfu in his temple.
Misses Witch he looks like he trained Uma Thurman
During the old guy dancing in front of the ladies, play the theme from the Benny Hill Show
Why haven't I found you before??? Hahahahjahjhajha
people on crutches scare me. They're fast as lightning, hard hitting, badass mofos.
wow those chi masters must've watch a lot of dragon ball z while eating donuts
Your Background music got me spooked through out the vid I watched this a 2am and kept thinking there's someone outside my window
Getting your hand destroyed by a knife, is okay, as long as you are able to try breaking the guy’s neck at the end.
Dude!!! You're hilarious. Love your videos, please keep making them. Thanks!
Definitely!
😂😂😂😂😂 here we go again lol.....that last one dude hahaha....i nearly fell on the floor in a puddle of my own piss
Yeah :)
Who's the Daddy? She would've been shot in the knee or the leg by the guy with a gun in front of her while resisting while the guy behind her would've pistol whipped her directly on the temple...probably best case scenario.
That woman is delusional
reader88888888 when someone has a gun pointed at you best do as they say and get them to leave you be unless your willing to risk getting shot lol.....she's dangerous teaching this madness 😂
Exactly! It doesn't require a purple belt to understand: Guns are a non-negotiatiable proposition. Submit first, then *think* of an exit strategy (if at all possible).
The Chinese guy pointing the gun at her belly in the last video is the same that is being taught how to fight against a rifle by a fat grandpa in another one of your videos 😂😂😂😂😂
Wow, I can't believe this number of "kung fu masters" existed.
the 1st part 😂😂😂😂 Jackie Chan Adventures Referrence 😂😂😂😂😂
I've often wondered if some ancient Chinese martial artist sneezed and said "CHI!" and someone copied him...
duuuuuude I thought he was wearing a nylon stocking on his head the hole time like a bank robber
⚠️be careful⚠️
I was laughing too until an invisible power hit me.. oh forgive me.. oh great master..
Catching fists and twisting arms up the back and moving faster than bullets only happens in films. The art of pantomime is not dead.
You know the grandmas thought the old man was an idiot!
Your videos are amazing!! Thanks from Brazil!
Thanks!
Anyone else got a chi attack in the brain? My brain hurts now with all of their video chi attacks.
Luv your video's bro.... you just got a new subscriber. Awesome channel!!!!!!!!!
some of these guys might be legit instructors just playing around with trial and error.
Hahaa that beatbox Billy Jean, man, you're gold! And then what is it? Peter Griffin's Smooth Criminal, I guess?
Nice use of "flabbergasted" @ the end! Lol
The last one the woman to a break from doing the laundry to teach these guys . She is a multi tasker
Guy at 2:50 is doing KARAZAY!! Seen this a lot in the hood after midnight lol
Feel bad for all the people who have been killed or injured trying to use this in a real world situation prob were like damn that didnt go the way i thought!
I have a black belt in No-Can -Do...watchit mate!
No chance against my mikado
bro i used to make a beat to that jackie chans adventure mantra too lol
I think those move for old people will propel them to ER in no time...
You mean 50 shades of humpty dumpty
Wow, Jackson commentary and the last clip, that was awsome man! ;)
THX :D
3.min30sec in this old guy is powdering his face
You got me with the cartoon Jackie Chan Adventures
I hope that last person really isn’t teaching.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I want to learn the skill of Generating this G!!
Oh and the guys at the 7:00 mark... the guy holding her from behind needs to pick his partners more carefully. If the guy in front were to fire, if he's loaded heavy there's a chance it might over penetrate. Suddenly the guy in the back gets a bullet to the ballsack.
Granted, that's the least ridiculous aspect of the demo but still lol
I have to believe that some of these are people practicing fight choreography for a fight scene in a movie, especially that gun thing. 😂
That black dudes we're definitely practicing black belt dance moves and how to beat that poontang!! 🤣
It’s really scary to think that ppl would pay to be taught these gun and knife defense training moves. The “trainers” should be in prison for murder, if they try this shit on the street they will more then likely be killed.
These people sell better than the Rock taking a Stone Cold stunner.
2:35 I knew the "Thrust of Freedom" was real.
they're grabbing his chi chis that's where the name came from
Why would you wanna hurt a guy with crutches? Hahahahaha
Hilarious.
Amazing techniques!Did you see that shit.I want to learn!LOL
I need a grandpa master, i am about 50 now and i need to learn how to become a grandpa.
First guy kind of looked like master Roshi; no wonder he has chi.
With the guy behind him hitting the brick wall, why didn’t his brains explode with all that force?
You made my day with Jackie's uncle :)
Thanks!
hahahaha... Jackie chan's uncle spell
...
😂😂😂😂
I have used the vango defense before, it's the ol sacrifice an ear to save the throat technique. Then you break the wrist and walk away, break the wrist and walk away.
The last lady's belly is so big, most of the time she doesn't even get clear of the gun :D
Heyy dude... your back sound billie jean are greattt.. hahahahah
Right when I start having faith I'm humanity. These fools show up in videos.
Do not make fun of them or they will Chi-slap you through your internet cable
The fat chick in the end of this video had me laughing my butt off...PLEASE DO NOT TRY THAT AT HOME OR ANYWHERE AT ANYTIME.
Bro for sure you are the next American Idol
That old man should remind you of that old platform arcade game “Fatal Fury”
I swear just google it as it the same guy lol
In the last video you are screwed if it's only one person pointing a gun at you....What you have learnt is going down the drain
Love the videos sir!!
The spinning grandpa is actually doing pretty effective drill.