window shopping 14: dressing for clown court with cider
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- Опубликовано: 18 фев 2022
- sorry about my voice in this one; i'm getting over miss covid
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I feel the EXACT same way about frilly clothing. on other women? amazing, adorable, incredible, showstopping. on my broad shoulders? it’s giving circus tent with a lil face
you get me
Exactly.
i feel seen
I feel this except it's frilly broad and tall tree or amazonian lady forced into a noble's lace ball. I'm also afraid how short this would be on me or how disproportionate I would look
I feel like that one picture of John Cena in frilly clothes and a wig😂
I wish someone talked to me the way Nisa talked about fabric with cats on it. THE SHEER JUBILANT HAPPINESS IN YOUR VOICE GIRLIE I LOVE IT 😭😭😭
reminds me of lust sick puppy, when I saw her she was rocking a puppy embroidery bustier just like the dress and it looked great on her
Get yourself someone who loves you like Nisa loves cat tapestry clothing
@@KatBaumgarten mmmm l mmmmm lm 5
Cider is like the baby Euphoria and Pretty Little Liars never had
Are those shows ? Me out of loop
@@ultraboombean yup yup:)
Ending the Robots rant by misspelling people as "peple" was truly the cherry on top
oh my god i gotta start proofreading these videos
I want an audiobook read by nisa but every few pages or so she goes off into a long, soliloquy-esque description of the exact feeling something evokes. or just interspersed with nisa giggling over cats periodically
I saw the blue bow dress and was like “eh i’d probably wear that” but i literally work at a funeral home and am into clowncore, i have been absolutely read to FILTH
TW: she gets weird about a cat dress
hey
I mean, at least Google Images didn't bait-and-switch us with adorable baby animal tragedy this time.
The two genders:
- “if the thighs aren’t on display, save it for another day”
- if it ain’t past the knee, it ain’t for me”
@:D gender.... has a fandom? Does race have a fandom too? I wanna join 🙁
THE GENDER FANDOM
@:D the gender fandom ??😭 Where can I join someone pls tell me
And yet I’m still both XD
@@intensestare5027 countries do
"Beatrix Potter acid trip" is both an extremely potent phrase and EXACTLY how I strive to dress. Like thank you for the ~quirky~ Instagram caption idea queen ✨
Same goes for "lemon chantilly cake as a dress" omg
nisa really has a way with words
there is just too god damn much good comedy to even pick what to comment quote in this video... from "this clown court is now in silliness" to "the goal of modern fashion is to look tangled" you have me wheezing to the point of probably concerning my roommate
when you want your waist to look like a frat boy with a popped collar took me OUT
i like "phallic fabric flippers"
i think my favorite part is the aside about the movie Robots LMFAO
@@nijohn12 that part sent me lmao
The silver lining of fast fashion stores constantly creating 500 different micro seasons is that Nisa has infinity opportunities to review the same stores over and over again for our immense enjoyment. Love these videos!
"Are you on a journey of self discovery little orange!" Is what I'm going to say to my Gf's cat next time i see him.
He is little. He is orange. Like all orange cats, he has one braincell
this is cathartic specifically because I bought a green plaid collar dress from Cider, wore it to my boyfriend's family's Thanksgiving and didn't see how comical it looked until I saw pictures. I do live with regrets
The not-like-other-girls Quentin Tarantino soliloquy made me HOWL. I can’t compete you’re the funniest person on earth lmao
i would love a window shopping showing the ridiculous clothes of some luxury brands
holy shit YES I would pop a blood vessel to see nisa rip into designer brands
The fila bowling shoes are an abomination and i would personally not hook up with a robot mainly because I’m anemic and i imagine the metal is very cold, but i respect your decision
i understand but hooking up w the robot could be a way of getting more iron
Surely the computery bits within the robot keeping it running would warm it up, like a laptop or a printer, thus addressing your main concern.
but a robot would certainly put some more iron in you 😏 (sorry)
@@ntloddding1206 this comment will never let me feel peace again
"If someone with a full beard motorboated you while you were wearing this shirt. They'd be clean shaven afterward'" bahahaha this line is my favorite.
cider: where you’re either a 70s judge or a woman ready to whip the girls out
That cat sweater gives “Ms. Frizzle’s girlfriend” it gives “adorable but slightly creepy little girl who lives next door to the old haunted New England house you just moved into and is the only one who believes you about the ghosts in your home because she can see them too.” 10/10 no notes. Unfortunately the shoes give “first pair of shoes that aren’t doc martens in over 5 years because it turns out that, while in your small rural Nebraskan home town they were cool and unique and edgy, at film school everyone wears them and you had to go out and purchase the first pair of vaguely artsy vaguely vintage looking shoes you could find to continue the facade of artful otherness.”
This is beautifully worded
I take serious issue with how many brands style bras and crop tops on models that simply DO NOT FIT THEM and get away with it because, turns out, boobies spilling out of tops looks hot. Clothes need to be capable of actually being worn on people’s bodies, not just squeezed onto someone for an ad
ASOS is one of the biggest offenders of this especially their Fuller Bust line. It makes it impossible to tell how the clothes fit because they didn’t bring the models correct size.
@@solarmoth4628 tbh I have found Savage X Fenty to be one of the worst offenders of this, too
me and my boyfriend’s anniversary is today, so thanks for posting this! It reminded me to break up with him and devote myself completely to our queen and high goddess, her majesty nisa of nisipisa. god bless 💖💕☺️🛐
20:40 "I would not judge any of you - any of you, not a single one of you - for getting to second base with a werewolf. But I hope you'd at least have the _paws_ to undo your own sweater"
When I tell you I SCREAMED when you mentioned 'Robots'. No one I know remembers this underrated gem of a movie. I feel validated. Also, totally agree that Rodney, voiced by Ewin McGregor, is an absolute hottie and was a surprising contribution to my sexual awakening.
Oh my god. Ewan McGregor was and still is my biggest crush from childhood and I was in love with Rodney. I never knew he voiced him and now things are making so much sense lol
Ngl the Britney Spears crossdressing robin williams robot dance/fight scene was most definitely a contributor to my Eventual Trans Awakening
Where you sexually attracted to Ewin Mcgregor or Ewin only as the robot Rodney or just robots in general?
this was my FAVORITE movie as a kid omg. i never wanted to pork any of the robots tho💀
the gay britney spears robot + the cross dressing robin williams robot = ICONIQUE. Seriously though, no one else is as funny as Robin Williams 😭
Depression has been hitting different today so I am SO excited to clown around for 30 minutes.
I love your romcom commentary lol. Liking traditionally masculine media is one thing, it's a whole other when a girl starts insulting other women who are different from her
As someone who is 6 ft tall and curvy, I completely agree about things which are too frilly, especially if they are short. Makes me feel like a giant doing dress-up in tiny fairy clothes.
you nailed it. i can wear 5 inch platforms without feeling silly but the second any sort of taffeta is involved i run for the hills bc i am not trying to look like that picture of will smith dressed like a sunflower surrounded by other kids lol
EXACTLY!!!
@@qsm2978 100%, I love heels so much. They make me feel so powerful. Frills undercut all of that.
As ever, your ability to pull out similies, metaphors and analogies continues to send me. and the problem-solving event positing on point as always.
The dazzle camo joke (which I got and appreciated, immediately; you nailed it) is exactly the kind of razor sharp commentary I come for.
Thanks for another instant classic window shopping excursion. I needed this tonight. 💜
we need more dazzle camo, it's giving vice city secret room
It's such a top tier joke. I love when I have to Google something (or in this case have something googled for me) just to understand the funny.
That sounds sarcastic but it's not lol
love it when nisa describes new england eldritch horrors when faced with a cat sweater 🥰
one doesn’t watch window shopping videos for the fashion critique. one watches window shopping videos to learn how to safely hook up with a werewolf
Omg Nisi! you must have known that I just got a huge bowl of cereal and needed something to watch on you tube. Now I'm munching away and kicking my feet like a toddler. lol
that sounds so nice lol enjoy your cereal!!
Nahhh because my names Eden and I just found this to watch while I ate a huge bowl of cereal and was hyped for the video, I`m-
@@edenjaycollins6055 Woow! 😳🤣
World's silliest clubbing outfit is such a good party theme idea or outfit contest
Idk if this would be a good idea and it doesn’t really follow the normal window shopping criteria but the ikea website is a trip sometimes and think that could make an interesting video lol
I fully support this idea!!
I need to see Nisas opinions on IKEA
"jorts sporting a 2000s frat bro collar" made me spit out my water also we watched ferris bueller in class when i was 14 and my teacher said to me 'you're going to relate to this one' bc i was so much like cameron
I feel the EXACT same way about frilly clothes it was really nice to hear someone else say it. I’m not even THAT tall (5’7”) or broad and by god I WANT so badly to be the girl that dresses like a fairy princess every single day, but whenever I try a piece like that I feel so awkward. I feel like I’m doing something illegal.
totally totally feel this, 5'9" and curvy/muscle-y so I also feel like an impostor fairy/nymph and am working on that by very gradually getting separates that i can pair with other pants/tops to ~*ease into the fairy princess vibes slowly*~ and ~*not feel like a majestic elephant impersonating a little fluffy bunny*~
@@chilledlynx1952 that’s so great!!! Me too!!
Same! I'm 5"8 and have Shoulders with a capital S. I just wanna be a fairy but whenever I wear a capsleeve frilly dress I feel like that Doris from Shrek 2
I think weirdly enough it counts as gender disphoria? Even if you have always been a girl. Brainworms are universal I guess
( 21:00 ) "remember to always use protection when you're hooking up with a werewolf."
thank you for the very important and relevant life advice mama-pisa
i literally breathed a sigh of relief when i saw you uploaded another window shopping because i have been very stressed out and these always calm me down and make me laugh. thank you.
This series is medicinal in the best way
I watch these videos pretty much exclusively for your incredibly detailed and absolutely spot on descriptions of incredibly niche but cliché film, TV, and literature tropes. It brings me so much joy, Nisa
I mean I think a giraffe in a tutu might slay but I can see what you mean
the camouflage boats remind me of the fighter planes (?) that were painted PINK and look absolutely ridiculous on the ground, but become invisible when viewed against clouds. I love them
Okay I'm really tempted to buy that cat dress. Like.... I usually never like the clothes shown and laugh along with you, but hot dang I loved that cat dress
it was SO frickin cute
I desperately want it
it definitely got me thinking about spending money I 100% shouldn't
Cider really is sewing lace on things like me when I was 12 years old, a weeb, and finally learned how to use my moms sewing machine
I was born in 86, so imagine how old I feel. Cider is what happens when Boomers watch too much fashion Tik Tok and design what they think Gen Z will buy.
The style is very twee in a lot of ways .
i'm pretty sure that this 22:00 is not the first mention of the cinematic masterpiece robots (2005) in your window shopping series and honestly i respect that. this movie shaped generation of robot-fuckers
Cat in bag sweater girl is the woman I spot across the room at a queer event and decide I'm actually going to be bold and talk to her because she's just far too cute, I'll never meet or even see anyone this beautifully quirky again, this is my moment, and she greets me cheerfully and with such glee bubbling over in every word that I think my god, it's really a connection, and then she reveals that she's just waiting for her boyfriend to arrive and they had no idea there was a queer event going on here today but it's such an awesome crowd that they'll probably stick around and mingle and there's nothing technically wrong with any of that, but I still feel betrayed by the universe.
Re: Clown Supreme Court dress
It’s, for me, giving Edwardian era woman selling peanut brittle to the crowds massed together to wave goodbye to a ship
And frankly, during the roast of the grandma baby vest, I’ve just been yelling “CAMP” at my screen to vilify its existence
I could watch a whole video just dedicated to nisa absolutely dying over all the little cats on that dress
"If clowns had a court" that's how I feel when I'm playing ace attorney
LOVE when nisa scrolls down to reveal the shoes and immediately becomes disappointed or outraged, because shes always right
Wow, I'm freakishly early. I've been waiting for a new one of these, I watched all of the older ones on repeat last night to placate the OCD gods
I had the quick-braider as a child and after using it, I had KNOTS in my hair like never before lol
i had one and could never quite figure it out. I used it when my Barbies needed some machine in the action movie I put them through.
that cat tapestry dress is SERVING I’m obsessed
"This is a great outfit for confusing your opponents from a distance if you find yourself in a naval battle."
I now have an aesthetic goal.
"a seaside town populated by elderly ladies and war ghosts" sounds like a joni michell lyric
Easily one of the best series's on RUclips.
I appreciate the calling out of cropped pants. I'm 5'7" and I'm tired of all the ankle pants in stores. Sure they're cute, but it is it too much to want my ankles covered for the fall and winter?
some of us are victorian maidens and want to conserve our warmth and honor
Legally Blonde and 13 Going On 30 are similar in that the romance takes a back seat to the "woman learns to be herself unapologetically" arc. I *do* love rom coms (Notting Hill is my favorite movie) but I think you might enjoy 13 Going On 30 even if you're lukewarm about the genre as a whole
7:05
I am a tall woman (6ft) and I totally get the the giraffe in tutu feeling! 🦒My favourite type of clothing is hyper-feminine bows and frills 🎀I don't let my height stop me from wearing girly clothing but I certainly feel very exposed on the days I dress very feminine. When I see another tall gal with my sense of style, it makes me happy ❤️
But to add, because I am rather tall for a lady, I am used to getting double takes - so I may as well look OTT cute in the process 😆 On the days I feel particularly out there,I may wear a pair of heels. 👠
oh my god i almost bought cider the other day but i decided to check youtube for reviews and found almost everything that wasnt knitted is extremely hit or miss and also it is fast fashion
They also steal designs 🤪
I’m always tempted to buy from cider but then I get turned off by how the clothes don’t even seem to fit their curve and plus models right in half the product photos
I was having my regularly scheduled weekly 5am existential crisis and this upload saved me, thanks you Ms Pisa 😌
i’ve literally been rewatching your channel all day this is perfect
Give 13 Going on 30 a chance. It's the only rom com on my entire list of favorite movies. I like movies like Drive and The Dark Crystal. But 13 Going on 30 was emotionally evocative for me, and I do recommend it.
Tbh it is more of a coming of age story as well.
The clown Supreme Court joke took me to outer space and back again, my life will never be the same lol
That's really interesting about the super feminine dresses and being tall - i'm small and i feel like dresses like that draw attention to how small i am and look perhaps too delicate? So i like less feminine things for myself for similar reasons, but the specifics are really different
I’m really small and I agree, the more spikes I got on the less I feel that everyone thinks I’m delicate
Same. I’m 5’0 and I look like a kid in frilly stuff. I love dressing in goth/emo fashion cause it gets people to take me seriously
the description of 'looks like you were on a date w/ a werewolf' about that cardigan honestly made me like it better
Did you just make that perfect clown nose honk with just your mouth and no pausing from the entire rest of that sentence??? THE JOY!
I am 5’10”, curvy, and have been heavier my entire life, I understand exactly how you feel about highly feminine, frilly clothing. There’s also the fact that I am non Binary but I’ve felt so alien and out of place in high fem anything and it makes me feel like hippo trying to infiltrate a gazelle conference.
As SOON as you turned on the camera I was like “oh her hair looks so nice I love the shape” and then you say that it looks WEIRD? You lied! On the internet!
I love the _shape_ of the hyper-femme dress, but I'm not a fan of ditsy florals. Granted, I'd like it in a small-scale novelty print (i.e., you have to get within arms length to recognize that it is, in fact, covered in dinosaurs) so I can't pretend to be an arbiter of taste.
Yes! I will not be sad when ditsy florals are no longer trendy
The cat dress from the beginning: in my country this is a typical fabric and pattern for pillows that seemingly all grandmothers have in their home.
oh i needed this. my favorite old man just got killed in a manga. send prayers
rip old man. u would have loved this episode of window shopping 😔🤧 fly high king 👑🕊
babe wake up, new nisipasa video dropped
As a 5’11 girl I buy ALL my flares from western outfitters bc they make cowgirl pants super long lmao
My problem with the short frilly dress is that it appears to be trying to cash in on Cottagecore/vitange trends without understanding what makes those outfits work. Like, it has no structure. It just goes from frill to froof to bare skin with no middle ground. It's like strapping on a perfect circle of tule.
Bi energy be like "oh my~ isn't this a jarring little outfit, I kinda LOVE it"
I'm not super tall but I'm a little tall and also a former swimmer. I really wanted to jump on the mutton sleeve/puff shoulder trend but I always end up looking like one of those weirdly phallic twin scoop ice cream cones (edit: clown court is my aesthetic. Mimecore, if you will)
god punishes short people with pants too, as a 4'11-5' (on a good day) tall woman, ive never had a pair of jeans that didnt need to be hemmed
Just what I need. A window shopping vid to lul me to sleep! If anyone is looking to purchase anything from this shop check Aliexpress/Alibaba/etc because they source most of their stuff from those places but take the time to buy the stuff wholesale and take cute pics.
nisa how did you know to post this just as i am about to close my moisturized eyes for slumber? how did you find my home and install cameras? could you just tell with your pieces sun spiritual intuition energy? your cunning (and power) is intimidating
Thank you for validating my feelings about bellbottom jeans. I want my pants so long and wide I look like a Clydesdale
the reason we dont have flairs thsat hit the floor is because evryone who wore them remmebers how absolutely mank theyd get after walking through ONE puddle
20:45 The way this caught me off guard I thought she was going to say "for owning this set" and I scream laughed at midnight
when i saw this vid pop up i was shaking in my boots as a loyal cider patron, but as a more loyal nisa stan i will have to agree with all of her opinions 😔
I love being able to call a naval war ship "quirky" 😌✨
I wanted to buy from cider so badly, been eyeballing it forever and now that I have money, I can!! Then I went to the plus size section..😒
This is targeted specifically towards me because I love her videos and am just about to buy something from cider.
See, Nisa's problem with the new trend of cropped pants is the opposite of my current boon: being 5'2, suddenly being able to wear the regular inseam and not have to hem all my pants. This isn't an excuse, it's better to have us short folk have to hem pants than it is to have pants that are too short on people who are even a modicum taller than average.
you talking about underarms hitting sequins yeeted me to 9th grade when i had to wear the most embarrassing outfit of all time for a dance performance… which included a top w sequins around the arms and collar. my poor underarms had contact dermatitis for WEEKS *shudders*
you're the funniest person on this entire site. your whole monologue about the purple cardigan made me laugh more than any netflix special i've seen in the past two years
lol the best part were the buttons. imagine buttoning it up so you just have a very bulky layer of frayed threads underneath the center line 💀
the absolute ruthless spread of fast fashion (especially over the last few years) has got to be like . top worst things that have ever happened in my life . i still wear some clothes i got when i was 10 and i can't be buying the types of clothes sites like cider sell because they likely will not age well and in another 10 years i'll look like i'm stuck in the 2020s
"If I owned a shop that only sold used books and doll clothes" I got a peek into an alternate universe and boy howdy do I wanna be there.
hands down one of my favorite series on youtube thank you for these
I LOVE clowns, like I have a tumblr for them and everything, so hearing that whole clown bit gave me so much serotonin
Please I need this URL I would follow in a heartbeat
@@vincentbardai1096 respectfully, no ❤️
As another tall lady, I feel like my biggest issue with baby doll shaped dresses is that the waist hits so high and fans out with 90% of my legs on show so that I look like the lamp from A Christmas Story. Add a few more inches under the bust to lengthen and slenderize and I might be able to get on board with feminine frill.
As someone who is 5’2 the short 70s pants 😔 still don’t fit 😔😔 who are they made for
I simply ask for a cute pair of pants that I won’t Step On
ok ok ok maybe it’s because i’m short, but PERSONALLY i hate when my pants touch the ground. when i was a wee child, i always wore boot cut jeans WITHOUT BOOTS so you can imagine how gross they got. the trauma of having sopping wet jean bottoms has ruined my life.
I had the same experience lol! Honestly still happens to me with yoga pants bc I’m too lazy to hem them lol
I love you so much!! Your window shopping videos and humor make my day ❤️
Your videos are always the perfect balance of funny and chill, plus your voice is so velvety and beautiful omg
Your videos are so calming! Like, the voice, the visuals, the energy you have! I just want to thank you for making this kind of content. I watch your videos when I'm anxious or rly tired after work and they help calm down and relax. TY!!!🤲💕💕💖
I very much need you to be a voice actor! Do all the audiobooks🙏🏾. The way you speak is very entertaining
I feel the frilly dress struggle in the opposite direction. I am a 5'2 person who is generally curve-less, and while I love the idea of wearing a hyper femme outfit it is nearly impossible not to look like A Child.