window shopping 10: dresses in a general sense with asos curve
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- Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024
- literally and sincerely, thank you for putting up with so much terrible audio from this series so far. let's look at goofy clothing from a store i used to think was the pinnacle of fashion :-)
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the audio quality and birds in the background make this feel like one of those guided meditation videos but then i look at the clothes and feel the exact opposite of what meditation feels like
That pepper spray story is wild, let's not gloss over that.
That's literally the best story I've ever heard. I have to know more about this friend lol
That was a real dumb gamble, but can you imagine if she'd kept a straight face? That would've been the most impressive thing anyone had ever done.
It's a firearms charge here so I'm glad the bouncers were cool and didn't call the police. She would have been deported and banned from the UK for life and possibly imprisoned. Scary shit
@@yeebler can i ask why pepper spray is banned? Obvi guns and knives, but pepper spray seems pretty innocent to me
@@nocturnalpisces1299 basically all pepper sprays are illegal however there are lots of other things we use in the UK. Bug Sprays and even deodorant can cause some damage Or homemade pepper spray, you gotta get creative here 😭😭
nisa hyping up the models, even in their ugliest outfits, is the energy i want to bring into the world. thank you.
Idk who you are but i genuanly wish you have an amazing day!!
the outfit is ugly but the model is still gonna be gorgeous no matter what she's wearing
I thought “asos curve” was some kinda math reference lmao. I’m doing too much calculus.
let this video cleanse your brain
Kind of like an asymptotic curve? Don't want to out myself as a math nerd, but alas
Dude, that profile pic goes hard. Love it.
Dude me too and I haven't even done math like that in the past months :,)
IT'S 40 MINUTES LONG i could eat to this
Litchrally heating up my lunch as we type
I'm having dinner rn lol
ikr perfect video for my leftover pizza dinner
Eating rn
food gonna be gone in 3 minutes trust me
The real MCU (mushroom college universe)
Mushroom college university 🎓🍄😁
I read MCU as "Minecraft Cinematic Universe" by accident, ahaha
“the theme of our wedding is clinical depression” killed me bad
the birds were wonderful bestie
As a person working in the weddings industry, I can tell you depressed sage is a popular choice for bridesmaid dresses
depressed sage is my new band name
It's what you put bridesmaids in when you're REALLY worried about them upstaging you
I feel so attacked because that's one of the colours I'd want for my wedding. It's the colour of Eucalyptus leaves and I love that colour soooooooOoooooo much. It looks lovely with a deep red
Not a bride out there wants her bridesmaids to find happiness at their wedding.
@@rfrolicarts I'm gonna have to remember that for my next wedding, cause at my first one my bridesmaids all looked hotter than me 😂
shout out to the english woman who possessed nisa when she read all the clothing names
Colonialism at its finest
That English woman was killed in an accident at an asos warehouse and is trying to warn people away from the store via possession.
NO REALLY THO. SHE WAS CHANNELING ADELE'S VOICE!
I feel like in the last year ASOS has just told their models to go wild with the poses and half the time they’re so “edgy” I can’t actually see what the piece of clothing looks like.
I like the fact that on YesStyle the models at least stand in normal ways and don't make weird expressions
That's the whole point of it I feel, so you can't see the weird fits and shapes. But after a while of shopping online you can tell what is attempted to be hidden by the pose 🤣
It's wierd that mushrooms keep getting at least one reference in all of these videos, but at this rate I WILL be embroidering my self a mushroom college tee
YES!!!!
As soon as I saw the You Trippin shirt I just immediately said “omg I can wear that to mushroom college”
nisipisa merch better say mushroom college on it or i will scrEAM
Yass
As a goblincore fan I’m not complaining, discovering the existence of mushroom college was really life changing something i didnt know i need but turns out needed, like health insurance
"February the most depressing month of the year"
Me who was born in February: I can't argue that one lol
really it’s a three way tie between jan, feb, and march
@@nisipisa and the rest of the year
gon have to give it to march with that seasonal spring depression
@@nisipisa YES those months are literally so draining omg
Not if you live in the Southern Hemisphere. Bloody cold now July and august will be worse. Brrrrrrrrrr
The dark grey bridesmaid jumpsuit is what your bridesmaids wear when you’re marrying a brutalist architect in a partially collapsed Ukrainian apartment building
Ideal wedding venue. I'll get Kateryna Pavlenko to officiate
You really can just put any combination of words in a sentence (devastating roast btw)
alright well,,, this one didn't age well
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the colour of the clinical depression dress looks like the "go away green" colour that Disney uses to paint things they don't want anyone to notice
but more aggressive and depressed
i’m gonna douse myself in “go away green” cause i’m tired of being perceived
@@marinamorton8458 invisibility 100
I want that color green for my house
As another tall person, the pain in your voice having to explain the “sexy” 2nd grade costume really brought back repressed memories
im glad i was never too tall as a kid for kid costumes. then again i was always a witch so
Bless her for posting on fathers day us fatherless baddies have to stick together 😩😩 love you!
The mushroom shirts in these videos always remind me of when I took a tour of a college campus with my grandfather from Uzbekistan and he looked at a guy with a Budweiser shirt and said, full volume, "It's so sad. He has no talents, so all he has is drinking. A sad shirt for a sad clown." and I had to look right ahead because if I glanced back at the guy I *was* going to crack up laughing.
this is insanely funny
I'm laughing so hard, holy sh*t.
the dress at 9:56 looks like something the rebel protagonist in a YA-Caste Overthrowing-2 male love interest-novel would wear to the obligatory high society ball, and it would be described as something resembling moonlight, or a blade
Very specific, but accurate. I can't think of an entry in that category where the protagonist isn't skinny and doesn't-know-she's-beautiful beautiful, though.
The hoodie at 4:00 is what she wears for practising competitive parcour in the dystopian city she grew up in.
You can say Divergent it's ok
literally most Wattpad books I've read. 12yr old me is in shambles.
Which may explain why I kinda like them both lmao. It's just a shame that the dress looks so unflattering on big boobs.
2:48 dress made me vocally go “oh fuck ew”
Edit: the cheetah founding fathers one too
Oh hey queen
ah two of my favorite queens cross paths
Kennie! What's up
KENNIEEE!!!!
I LIKED IT 😭😭😭
i’m english but i will now never read ASOS clothes names in any other voice than your impression of us, i love it
Absolutely same
yo her accent was acc rlly good i was so surprised lol
That brown sharpei dress makes me think of a scenario where someone took apart the layers of a cardboard box, got to the middle crinkly washboard-y part, and made a dress out of it.
I was thinking "brown air-conditioning filter".
you searching up 'sexy zebra' made my life flash before my eyes in the same way it did when my mom was trying to remember the name of this chicken breed that had fuzzy legs and she insisted on googling 'furry chickens' which, as one might guess, did NOT in fact tell her about chicken breeds
"Furry chickens"? Maybe she was thinking of Silkies.
Bantams
I lived ur experience through this comment 😭😭
ASOS is really good at designing a nice dress or shirt and then adding a useless detail that ruins the whole thing. Also the UK brank 'yours' is a plus-size shop with a myriad of ugly choices
Yours feels like the "Fashion Coward" skit from Saturday Night Live
Idk why but your voice and personality are like so calming
It's the big sister energy in my opinion :D
@@sofiesusi true lol
Yess! I watch these when I can’t sleep 🙈✨😌
I was recently a bridesmaid in a wedding where we wore grey dresses. The color scheme was yellow and grey.
Yellow and grey are pretty together but damn can you imagine trying to get all your Greys to match?? A nightmare
Like the Pantone color of the year? Lmao
@@hamandeggs23 The first thought in my mind was sunshine and sadness as a theme. 😳 Maybe it depends on which shade of grey you choose to match the yellow.
I feel like every second wedding has yellow and grey in their colour scheme.
"It lived, it served nothing and then it died" is what I want on my tombstone tbh
I so feel you about the swimsuit. As a plus sized gal who loves to actually swim actual laps at the swimming pool it is near impossible to find a sporty swimsuit for my size! No one wants to swim a mile as a 50s pin up. No one. Please someone make a 1XL or 2XL actual lap swimming one piece.
"To be honest, I don't like animal print"
This is why everyone needs to only listen to you. You are always right.
Well I feel attacked lol
NO ANIMAL PRINT IS SO GOOD!!
cheetah and zebra print is the best 😌✨
no i love animal print i feel like a boujee mob wife
@@vintagelover2211 the only acceptable usage of an animal print: looking rich but tacky but in a hot way
I always love how Nisipisa hypes up the models despite the monstrosity they are being forced to wear
My friends and I call a shirt-dress "stress", because that's the exact mental state it puts us in.
I’m starting to see a trend here: putting e v e r y t h i n g you can on a dress. Like. On the way to my school there’s a bunch of wedding dress shops and I always comment on the dresses with my friends. There was that *one* dress though.
Mermaid style, puffy mesh half length sleeves, frilly bottom, sparkly bust, flower pattern, beige color, high neck, embroidered mesh waist with crystals.
disgOTSTIN
you have to be a certain type of bridezilla for that dress
Holy shit that was ghastly to read. I can't imagine how much worse it must have been to behold with your actual eyeballs.
@@krixkhaos The best part of it is that the mannequin had that "girl boss" pose. Kind of like if you tried to shoot an arrow but without the bow and arrow. Women power.
i’m attempting to google this dress for some masochistic reason and google suggested “cried” when i started to type crystals and i just can’t get over it
okay so there wasn’t anything insanely cursed on that search, i am both relieved and disappointed
@@factsandlogic.8762 you probably won’t be able to find it since these shops aren’t really big brands and they’re just small Polish shops but I’m surprised you wanted to find it!
The way I can’t get enough of you, nisipisa
The fact these models are really selling me some of these ridiculous dresses with their confidence is really hyping up my confidence not gonna lie. Still never going to buy them but I'm loving the boss lady energy.
Every time you talk about your college experience I feel so seen
The “ oh bonjour “ and clicking through the different poses SENT ME INTO ORBIT
I'm at "hot dogs...getcha hot dogs" and literally had to pause the video to laugh 😂😂 And this on one of the hardest days of every year for me. Miss Nisa you are magical
I know I love that bit 😭😭
THE CURSE OF CURVES LINE-- NISIPISA ILY SO MUCH i’m sad i didn’t save this video for later so i have something to look forward to today but that’s okay
the return of mushroom college 😩
the pure delight i felt at the mushroom college throwback is going to fuel me for the rest of the week
the way you seamlessly transition into a bri'ish accent then back to your normal voice makes me smile every time lmao
the whole denim bit with jelt, juttons etc. PLEASE I CANNOT
4:44 THE TRILOGY IS COMPLETE 🍄🍄🍄
Not me wearing a high waisted bikini with extra support bra at this moment 😭 -
Also I loved your swimsuit tiktok! Gorgeous!
oh, thank you! :-)
Nothing wrong with those retro suits, it's just that they've been pretty much the only cute swim style offered in plus size for like... a decade, at this point.
My partner was looking over my shoulder while I was browsing ASOS curve and he asked “why is everything so shapeless and baggy”
40 minutes of one of the funniest series's on the entire platform? Yes please.
As a 6ft tall woman, I to take strength from the "too long for me" reviews.
NP: let's name her
Me: Carla
NP: I'm gunna name her Carla
Me: Vibe
that’s how i’m gonna respond to things now
just
*v i b e*
"This bodice looks like how choking feels"
Yes. Just yes. Why they don't allow plus size any structure to anything?! Smock dresses are just tents and muumuus repackaged. Nothing wrong with a muumuu in the right context.
Honestly idc if the store is normal or good, i would watch any window shopping video u do, ur so entertaining
Can we see a haul of everything you have bought from the stores you window-shopped at? I love your clothing try-ons
i don't actually buy things from the stores i window shop! this time and the very first torrid episode are the only times i've ever *actually* shopped while doing a window shopping
I literally started singing “The Curse of Curves” right after you said that, so you joining in on the song right after was ✨ euphoric ✨
Cute is what you aim for 🖤
I saw a guy wearing a jilt (demin kilt) riding a one wheel yesterday.
Jelt loops jogged my memory.
Good for him.
There's literally no reason to watch comedy specials on Netflix when we have Nisa window shopping vids
The way I literally scrolled past a Comedy Central video to click on this. Stand ups could never.
That bridesmaid dress was the colour of what I think Alzheimer’s would be
Yeah, like a dingy hospital
you have to wear that color as you listen to Everywhere At The End Of Time
you have to wear that color as you listen to Everywhere At The End Of Time
Okay okay I know this is an old comment but with a really dark navy for the groomsmen / groom, white underneath, maybe a pop of purple in the bouquets, I think it'd be so pretty!
@@haleybit i could see it
Now I want a sitcom about the leopard clad supreme court judges of Vegas.
Darling one of those dresses was the dress I was supposed to wear as a bridesmaid for my cousin's wedding and it was indeed horrible, thank you for proving my point
Dare I ask which specific dress?
There's no occasion for the denim shirtdress but what about the WEATHER?? I truly need to know the appropriate climate for a long sleeve knee length *denim* dress
tbf you can wear it from April - September with UK and Irish weather. they're kinda cute with tights & Dr. Martens in a 2010s Arctic Monkeys Tumblr way
Alberta during Stampede season, when it's going to hail for five minutes, but you don't know when those five minutes will be, and you want to minimize the bruising
@@kamilahmaudsley964 never been to Alberta but it seems like the kind of place denim anything is always acceptable
@@aisling8308 lmao I immediately thought "wear it with tights and a jacket" and I'm in the UK so I guess we're in the same page.
Nisipisa Premium is just her astral projecting into your mirror and giving you subliminal wardrobe and makeup adivce while you sleep.
11:00 I think this dress colour could only work at the beach/garden wedding, like black beach and dark garden party where we’re all pastel goths
The imagery
i think it’s too bleak even for that
the british accent for the item titles caught me unawares and took me out every. single. time.
''teetering on the edge of the person i was in 2013'' the new loki series absolutely did that for me. i am 25+yo with loki wallpapers now GOODBYE
i mean you already have the hannibal pfp
@@splashofsparks ...dammit hahaha
jelt jloops sent me into another dimension thank you
You calling 5'4 short gave me a real jolt as someone who grew up in a heavily Asian community where I was legitimately taller than all of my girl friends, at 5'4..... 🤣🤣
bri'i'sh nisipisa could save the world
I will be adopting the phrase "founding fathers baby bullshit" to describe those collars now
can i just say I LOVE every time you reference mushroom college. i have the mushroom college sweatshirt. it’s my favorite article of clothing. thank you
I grew up with chows and they are the BEST. So fuzzy. Have you ever watched them play in fall leaves or snow? Absolutely magical.
Better name: ASOS doesn’t know what colors mean
Fr...But it's the best place to by basics
Everytime she seamlessly moves into a British accent I get confused
i’m obsessed with the dog rant. i have a samoyed, her name is luna and she’s incredible. if you wanna get a dog and you’re willing do dedicate hours a week to brushing it, get a sammie
is she in your pfp??? i can only see a fraction of her face but i love her 🥺
@@xxsdelphia yep! that’s her lol. my instagram is oliviasfrogge, there’s a few pictures of her on there !!
I love mine with all my heart but they're the most assholeish dogs out there lmao. It's the middle of summer and he's just decided that he wants to mass shed his coat.
@@bunnypolaris9800 ugh, mine gets hotspots galore. she likes to run off to the creek nearby my house and go for a swim, leaving loads of briars and stuff that’s impossible to brush out. once we finally get her cleaned up she runs off again lol
girlie!! the model in the khaki smock, she’s so gorgeoussss and asos always put her in the worst things that can’t fit her bazongas !! why do they hate her?! she is so beautiful
Clothes just aren’t made for tall or short women. I have to adjust pretty much all my trousers since I’m only 5’1” and everything is too long. Had to take 6.5 inches off a pair of flares the other day
This is why I loved the oversized trend cause everything on me is oversized somewhere 🤣
At least you can hem them. Us tallies can’t add length
I'm 5'3 and everything is STILL too long for me - even though I'm only a couple inches off average height for women!! How????
Amazing how you hired all those birds to do the background music for you in this episode
Oh my gosh, is "nunga nungas" used in the USA? I thought it was a Georgia Nicholson thing, thrilled to hear it uttered IRL :D
oh not at all, i just loved that book series when i was a tween :-)
This new microphone is downright sensual
I WANT TO GO TO MUSHROOM COLLEGE
Four-tee minutes?! Oh I’m definitely setting a reminder to watch this when I get home from the grocery store ✍🏾⏰
Did you end up watching it
watch it while u shop it’s meditative
29:00 Startling realization: put this in white and you’ve got yourself a Lady D from Resident Evil cosplay that looks just as cheap as any other cosplay for $135
I see we have an enlightened thinker here
not me taking notes
my 5’2 self could never
Ah yes.....sundays are made for watching nisa nisipisa
Edit: my MOST HATED aspect of plus size sections is how formless so many shirts and dresses are. 17:25 is a PRIME example. Sir i am trying to look good not hide 😐😑😐
Edit 2: nisa i almost choked on my water at 12:23💀💀💀 me estás matando mi reina
miss girl, you always got me clicking as soon as you post! love youuu
this is my favorite irreverent one-woman play. any given minute of this could be used as a comedic monologue
You're on 🔥 with the one-liners, Nisa
"whenever something is too long for a short person, I gain strenght" You must be so powerful then! I don't think I've ever bought a single pair of pants that I didn't need to have altered.
i would unironically listen to you talk in a British accent for a solid hour, something bout it itches my brain
that sound quality be CRISPY
The strawberry candies my grandma had were called de la vosgienne pastillines and I've searched and cannot find them and it makes me so sad. I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers those and is sure you can't get them until you're a grandma
The strawberry candies my grandparents had was easy to find. You can get them in a Dollar Tree. You never buy your own though; you just steal them from the glass bowl during the visits.
as someone who was in guys and dolls jr in seventh grade and wore a very minnie mouse-esque polka dotted dress.... it was the 20s
I feel like I'm an alumni from Mushroom College at this point, or I'm being recruited for admission by this series. I just really hope that enough items are made for Mushroom College that we can have a compilation at some point
it seems like you always upload when i’m doing my hair i love it
In the UK it's illegal to carry ANYTHING with the intention of it being a weapon.
Got told off by police a couple of times walking home - working from a bar - with a bottle opener in a city centre 😂
how do yall protect urselves at night?
@@wells346 we don't
God forbid women carry anything to protect themselves against assault... 🙄
@@wells346 clutching your key between your knuckles as you walk home on your own
Somebody else here commented that they keep dry spray deodorant and similar items in their bag to use as a makeshift spray if needed, and I think that’s a brilliant idea
That pepper spray story:
My British ass: that’s why it’s illegal mate
The talk about cute is what we aim for, David Tennant, and high low dresses really through me into another decade I’m reeling
“.. and 2-4 of your own thoughts” - the way I literally spit 💀
how i repeat HOW DID WE DESERVE A 40 MINUTE WINDOW SHOPPING VIDEO AHHHHHHH
When you pulled out the Cute Is What We Aim For I felt nothing but peace in my life
Not even a second into the video and I love it already.
I can’t help but think of Gordon Ramsay being pleasant to waitresses when Nisa compliments the models.
"Is we going fly fishing?" had me cry laughing
there is a reason why that batman wedding jumpsuit is a jumpsuit and not a dress unfortunately- it's something heroes wear 💔