Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP108 - He Did It
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- On today's show, Chris talks about what's going on with Jussie Smollett. Also discussed: Tekashi 6ix9ine snitching, Burberry, Karl Lagerfeld, Kawhi Leonard's shoes, and annoying people. Plus, we do a Miami version of Missed Connections.
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Took off from work to listen to this.
Didn’t even make a DENT
winning
As a true warrior does.
dentless bruh very nice
im sure it did
J D 😂😂yes dude
Whenever Chris says “I don’t know” you know something good is about to come
Imagine walking into a Lowe’s in Nebraska or some shit and the cashier is Tamagotchi77.
I'd snitch on him to Twitter and post a pic with G-P'yes coord's.
😂🤣😂
*I clicked off “Bubble butt amateur POV” for this so it better be good daddy.*
😂
pov's are the best
Bro I would’ve continued and when I finished, then I’d watch.
Love your profile's name
Just watch the show and use a split screen! Cum and laugh at the same time! 🤘💯
The whole Jussie bit had me dying laughing
Love this podcast
I couldn't stop dude 🤣
Lmao why isn't your name jessie
Nooo Theyyyyy Wereeen't 😂😂🤣🤣
"Chrus."
Flexa!!!
Perfect double-tapered episode
Farted.
No socks....
Who’s the pitchers in this game?
Ferrrted!!
Leather coat loafers no socks just wet
I drove from Sioux Falls to Lincoln Nebraska to see you and now you’re coming to Sioux Falls. Am I mad? Yeah. Am I still going to buy a ticket for your Sioux Falls show? Yeah.
Aj Yantes yep, biggest city in South Dakota sitting at a whopping 200,000 people lol
Can’t believe kemplashi 37 snitched his way out of prison time
evaninboots Her***
Frankie Farner damn I did an oopsie
Bro chill! She's just trying to live her best life
She's still doing time. Just not as much.
Yea wtf tensklashi 85
The comments make me realize a lot of babies don't understand how our leader's lingo works
these idiots don't know what TMP is i bet.
s’uneducated ehh
Bob Ross they know s’little bout comedy
Marlo Stanfield member when Chris got his cack sacked in the lag cabin
Man! You gotta keep doing that hiphop lyrics/news casters voice. That was hilarious.
I’m loving the ‘Missed Connections’ addition to the show, it’s amazing how crazy posts on there are haha
I was laughing SO hard during the Jussie Smollett part!
Tekashi 69 will change his 69 tattoos to 88’s then he’ll be unrecognizable. He will be known as “David 88”
H.Dumpty/Humpty’s cousin.😁 hahahahahaa
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA got me that one
Did you google his real name or are a stakamshti 70 fan?
Ninja warrior 89
Fuck you man my name is David and I’d never get a tat like that.
Hey it's Chris Delano
'Cuda
Tell em
Matt Jameson using the word cuda is in itself cuda
In the tune of Theo: Chris Dealyuh
@@lntoTheSunset why?
New Balance: "Okay Kawhi, you can put anything you want on this shoe, what will it be?"
Kawhi: "My name in Times New Roman"
“We took the money... then we got cauuught” lmaoo. “Why would we call him the n word when we both black FLEX”
OMG, that had me DYING!!! 😆😆
Chris 'Slightly delirious because of allergies' D'Elia = Brilliance
Chris D'Elirious! Ha!
David Bowie hey, ya Bowie? Uh! Change it.
@@ScreenRealm Enjoy your delicious All-American Grand Slam, "Bowie!" Lol
When he did the "Can't believe Reebok did a deal with a Psycho, tonight at 11!" literally pulled over on the highway from laughter. Unreal.
Listen Chris is the only comedian where I have to literally press PAUSE so I can get myself together from laughing, and then press play and then pause and then play. What should be a few minutes video always turns into like a half hour of me dying 3x
someone please animate tekashi flying to florida
44:49 Flexa Jussie Remix, I was fucking crying. 😂😂🤣
Dude, you're killing me with the reggae part, holy shit
fearless leader of the bag unit baby
The anti-cuda life is becoming far too cuda for me.
Right!?!
Like wen u coin the term 'cuda' but uv ownd MORE THN ØNE Merc G_wagon
LøL
James Mullen yeah owning 2 Mercedes G wagons is so cuda but using the most played out “relatable teen” verbiage isn’t.
Anti-cuda goes full circle and then you arrive at cuda
Because of the implication...ha. Between that show and Chris Delia I haven't laughed so hard in my life.
I actually watched this twice now and my face has hurt after each time. lol. Just as good as any stand up special.
The most entertaining podcast that ever existed! I miss you so much Chris! You are part of a special point in my life, and you never even knew it! God bless you sir!
The Jussie Reggae bit is the funniest shit I've ever heard hahahah
The Jussie bit had me in pain laughing so hard.
Okay that Raggae bit made me love this guy forever. I will never stop being your fan. Never.
I literally laugh out loud at this podcast!
I can't stop fake pooting and then quickly mumbling "furtd" to my clients.
fiddlin' round in ya pockets game strong this time round'
I'm from Redfield, SD. We don't get many celebs comin to our state. Thankyou for your service.
Had tears coming out my ears during the “what’d you get rAAAAAped?” part
“What is that 21 questions?” Proceeds to hum/scat P.I.M.P.
47:16 killer spontaneous riff sir
My relationship with this comedian is so strange. I don't care for his stand-up, but I love his podcast and when he guests on other people's podcasts. If his stand-up was him walking on stage, sitting down, and talking the shit, I would be much more likely to enjoy it.
Zach Fure that is what his standup is....
Turns out I was stupid the whole time....had me dying.
That's so funny that both him and Theo both mentioned the "Jussie should just be Jessie" thing
This podcast gives me life and keeps me off the brink of insanity. Thanks Chris
This is one of the best episodes of the podcast by far
dun got some new fans today chris. you da best
All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia
Dammit you address the dark lord by his full name: Chris "Damien 'Crazy Legs' Monroe" D'Elia.
If some cuda says this one more time...
Don’t know who’s better at reggae justina valentine or you FLEEEXX 💪🏼
Your breakdown of the ingrown hair was perfect!
This is the best episode ever. Listened to all of them. This is the only one I listened to a second time.
Hell yeah, can't wait to see you in Fargo!! And downtown of all time, you're gonna love Fargo
You want jokes? Puff my bag up. Oh its too puffy? I got anotha bag.
I'd listen to an entire hour of D'elia just rapping the news
The Terrence Howard bit had me on the floor laughing.
Mad Cobra! lol im dying
Great set tonight in St. Louis. Had a great time!
Kaway’s shoes matches his laughter
This episode had such a tightly woven mouthfeel
Jesus it took me 7 seconds to realize he said "Chrus" then I couldn't stop crying through that whole song 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Chrus D'elino so far has had the best reaction to the jussy story. Glad i choose to listen to this silly bird boy
When daddy goes on a reggae tangent you know you're gunna piss laughing.
the new lighting looks great !
Couldn't quite make the hour. Am I angry? YES! Do I think Daddy could better?....YEAH! Am I really just annoyed because we dont get so much great free con....? YES!...Is it silly of m...?...YEA!....Am I just making an absolute cun...?..YEP! .Should I quit while i'm ahead...absolutely!
But are ya gonna change? Of course not. Cause that’s how we’re doin it babies.
Cuda
"Do I think Daddy could better?" Hmmm. Interesting
Matthew Bauer hmmmmm he definitely meant so say “could do better” so that’s interesting cause he said “could better” hmmmm
For some reason the quip add was the funniest thing on this podcast for me I don't know why
I live in Fargo! Definitely showing my babyhood and buying tickets to that Fargo Theater show.
The 'he did it' section was the funniest thing i have heard in a while
I paid for some live jokes in Spokane, happy to puff the bag up for ya, great show.
I was JUST looking to see it there was a new one
LMFAO! I love how Chris can't say Tekashi Six Nine, lmao. He's like "Tenkashi Plesnine", "Hey cuz, are you fuckin' Tapalashi Samfine?" "Hey, Cebachi Fambine, you're fuckin' get shot immediately." LMFAO!
If Chris could do his Akon voice every week, just a little weekly inspirational thing, I'd be happier than I am when I listen to the cast at dialysis
That takashi bit had me DYIN looollllll
Come home and start cooking dinner, put on the podcast. Thanks for helping me cook Chris and s’babies.
The reggae song made my day
as soon as i read the title i knew he was talking about plempashi fixline
Whenever you'er sick just spread it, builds character.
Dude.... I’m listening to this walking around nyc while randos watch me laugh cry, FLEXAAH
Just saw your Hamilton Show. You destroyed it man, great set! Thanks for the killer laughs.
Coming back through searching for when firing on all syllables started...been here a whiiiiiiilllllllleeeeeeee
Babies unite!
@David Bowie Fuck you bitch boy
@ David Bowie join the cult or fuck off ehhhh, wouldn’t make a DEEEEENT
Hey Chris, nice podcast.
Im dying over the Jussie Smollett segment, jesus christ, pick armadillos
Lmao at the airport murder hahahaha
Omfg that tekashi 69 bit was hilarious
Yo what happened to episode 109? I can’t access it anymore.
www.congratulationspod.com/episodes/2019/2/26/episode-109-just-walk-right-up
It's because he played 20 seconds of a Drake song. No worries, babies. It'll be up soon.
PLEASE COME TO MINNEAPOLIS 😭
Seattle/Washington State wouldn't be so beautiful without all that rain 😊 I wish I could see you in my home state, but hopefully I'll be seeing you in North Carolina
Lyrics:
Flexah, time to 'av a sexah
Got paid 3500 dollars to beat up Jussie, flexah
Flexah, time to 'av a sexah
Made us rehearse it one time and do for real, flexah
Flexah, time to 'av a sexah
Jussie Smallet let us beat him up
We took the money, ah, then we got caught ah
Then we told the fucking cops we don't care
We're in over our heads
We snitch immediately, we look the same, flexah
We're so musculaaaaar
Why did they pick us, we're so identifiable, flexah
They said we had MAGA hats on but we're two black guys why would we do that? Flexah
Why would we call him the N word if we are both black ah flexah?
This don't make sense ah
To be fair, 69's homies literally robbed him and tried to kill him
Tom Keenoy I don’t blame them. I know nothing about his music or even much more than his stupid tattooed face and multi colored teeth. Cart Blanchett Slick Dimes looks like someone that deserves everything coming to him. Fuck all of these clowns now
Oh no how unfair. The criminal violent sociopaths he rolled with did bad things to him.
How UNJUST!!!
Pffft.
Tom Keenoy thats not how it works st0pid. U can basicly pinpoint some bs like that everytime a rat snitch
That all happened and was public before he got arrested 😂
You can totally hum Gin & Juice!
"Oh I'm Penelope, I'm so cool!" squirt
Come to Kalamazoo and get bags more often. That was the funniest performance I have ever witnessed.
Chris “Staying Hydrated” D’Elia
😂😂😂😂
Dude I love "shoild I have yea did I no am I ok yea but it's still annoying my babies"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I listen just tobhear that dude lmao
Dude Tan-Ganshi 69 is so screwed
Flaahleepootlala would be a great name for an amusement park.
35:44 you're welcome. The paddle boat bit is s'good
I've honest to god never heard a kermplanshi sempai song
You're not alone
It is not even worth six seconds of your life
yo is is you stupit?
All my niggas really gangbang
Eric Becerra wait wait STOOOOPIHD
Watching this 4/25/20. S'weird without the desk.
so stoked to see this i was waiting after hearing about taints itchy 69 via theo and behold
Hey everybody, go get chris subscribers. He should have way more than 255k
I fucking love Chris when he's clowning Brian "Full O Dents" Callen but this is the first eipisode of Congratulations I've ever been to completely get through. Let alone in one sitting. This is FUCKING HILARIOUS! such a good eipisode. I'll teach Tamigachi 75 how to stunt!
I live in Sioux Falls. I love your.comment I'm tour dates and said...why am i going there...😂 haha...right. And I live here. 7.5 inches of snow today. Thanks for great podcast
S’early. S’dedicated. S’true baby.
do you also have to post this every time?
I love your consistency ♡
How fucking boring your life must be
mdavis1992 y’alright? y’need hug?
norse95 he’s doing it to prove a point or something now, what a warrior.
"is that what I'm like??? ...fuck" 😂