I'm a mom and this podcast was the only thing that made me laugh for like the first 3 months of my sons life when I was insanely sleep deprived and depressed. It will suck when he gets too old for me to listen when hes around lol
Just want to say that over here in Turkey, me and my girl have bonded so much over your stand-ups and podcasts and instagram posts, she's in Paris now, but we laugh so much and we bond about the weekly podcast, and i just want to say thank you for just sitting here and talking to all the babies, because we appreciate you more than you know. Literally almost killed us one time from laughing so hard at a joke we could not breathe. Thank you so much you god damn cult leader. Hopefully one day I can get you an ice cold Americano to show my appreciation cause it wouldn't even make a fuckin dent. YAAAAAAAAAAAAS (in godlike Chris D'Elia singing voice)
This episode actually had me in tears, was laughing so much it actually hurt. This is one of my favorite episodes so far, thanks for being there to make us all laugh.. My year has been going much better than the last one, being a baby has me feeling like I have a new family that actually understands me. It is almost too incredible for words, you all are the main reason that I have been laughing so much more than I ever used to I think.
Am I the only one watching these hoping this podcast will resume one day? I dread the day where I get to the point where I’ve listened to each episode too many times. Still a long way to go though. 😞
Hey Chris, I'm a single mom and my 9y/0 son knows who YOU are, Sir. Why? Your Undateable 'Get out remote, fast forward through the conversation, fall asleep, wake up and the finish the conversation' scene makes him laugh so hard. He loves it.
Chris: "You gotta wait and give it time to gestate." Gestate verb (used with object), ges·tat·ed, ges·tat·ing. 1. to carry in the womb during the period from conception to delivery. 2. to think of and develop (an idea, opinion, plan, etc.) slowly in the mind.
I feel that way too, things seem more in reach for me ever since I discovered this whole life is martial arts thing, being dentless and these podcasts also. It is something I think only other babies might understand, I wouldn't bother to tell most people
Mom here... I listen to this podcast because it makes me fucking laugh my ass off during my day at work. I'm getting wrinkles around my mouth from laughing so much. 😂😂😂😊😆
I tweeted Chris that ZZ Top song back in December. I like to think I inspired that segment of the podcast! Just doing what I can for the cult my fellow babies!
The amount of times I listen to this podcast and Chris says something that I’ve thought four hundred times before.
I hope everyone has a silly goose day today
Shitty coworkers that take themselves WAY to seriously make that almost impossible for me, bouta quit FOR REAL.
Heil Goose u guise
I actually had a silly goose day yesterday. I miss that part of hangovers when everything is funny and there's no headache.
Well shit. Thank you man!
Thank you. I hope you have a silly goose weekend.
This podcast is in my top 35 favorite podcasts of all time
"Oh, we thankin' socks now?!?!" I am crying laughing!
“Hey Mary Condo..........its not a BIZZZ.”
DENTLESS 2019 BABIES
Hey, You're not Chris, so what are you doing???
2018 according to Chris.
lol
Someone needs to animate that Mary condo and the black uncle skit
A Chappelle skit would be INCREDIBLE
"Maybe it's too young for a 4 year old to listen to this, but also, thank you."
*Thank you for the revenue*
Eh s'onest
You're a bad mom, but you're a good mom
How bout for the next podcast you just text it to me. Kay?
thank god this dropped i was loading my pistola
WOW this is a good one
Get the app and chap your ass David
Why are there five? Drinks? On? The? Table?
lmao
Cuz *dentless*
It's a silent cally for Mary condiment to come get those lil bottle hitters
S’too many
Wannidta
DID HE DO MY FAVORITE PART OF THE PODCAST?
NO
DID I LISTEN ALL THE WAY THROUGH HOPING HE DID?
YES
DO I WISH HE DID?
YES
AM I UPSET?
OBVIOUSLY
But is it all good yes
I love you Chris. My week isn’t complete until you make me laugh! Never change!
I'm a mom and this podcast was the only thing that made me laugh for like the first 3 months of my sons life when I was insanely sleep deprived and depressed. It will suck when he gets too old for me to listen when hes around lol
I use a headset when I listen to these podcasts, you could try something like that maybe lol.
Let him listen, just edit !, great fun in grannies house!!
That black uncle bit might be the most I've ever laughed at anything Chris has ever done, and there have been some amazing bits in the past.
I agree, it was almost entirely too hilarious!!
Thank you Chris for making my day 10% better
Just about to do some shit and now I gotta sit here for another hour!? La La La Problem
Just want to say that over here in Turkey, me and my girl have bonded so much over your stand-ups and podcasts and instagram posts, she's in Paris now, but we laugh so much and we bond about the weekly podcast, and i just want to say thank you for just sitting here and talking to all the babies, because we appreciate you more than you know. Literally almost killed us one time from laughing so hard at a joke we could not breathe. Thank you so much you god damn cult leader. Hopefully one day I can get you an ice cold Americano to show my appreciation cause it wouldn't even make a fuckin dent. YAAAAAAAAAAAAS (in godlike Chris D'Elia singing voice)
would make a dent in youre religion
@@HellbinZ youre xD
@@HellbinZ
@@LegenDerry101 Would make a deeeeennnnt in your schimpreligion
wholesome af
"Its 2018 guys" why did that have me laughing when he was explaining new years before that.
“I unclog pipe and offer stress relief unload” is the best title yet
Thought he had on a long sleeve shirt with the sleeves rolled up for the first 20 minutes ha
This episode actually had me in tears, was laughing so much it actually hurt. This is one of my favorite episodes so far, thanks for being there to make us all laugh.. My year has been going much better than the last one, being a baby has me feeling like I have a new family that actually understands me. It is almost too incredible for words, you all are the main reason that I have been laughing so much more than I ever used to I think.
Episode 103 Babies we're doin it
Been a while since I’ve seen that profile pic
Finally the guy at the loading dock gets some love
I lost my shit at the "you wanna know my top five?" "The Godfather, 4 consecutive fart noises." haha xD
Hearing Chris mess up speaking French is great.
I don't even understand it and im french
Right? hahahahaha
😂😂 yes
Yep !!
"oh we greetin socks now?" is the most accurate impression ever
"I never care about what you believe in" spoken like a *true* Cult Leader.
Am I the only one watching these hoping this podcast will resume one day? I dread the day where I get to the point where I’ve listened to each episode too many times. Still a long way to go though. 😞
Hey Chris, I'm a single mom and my 9y/0 son knows who YOU are, Sir. Why? Your Undateable 'Get out remote, fast forward through the conversation, fall asleep, wake up and the finish the conversation' scene makes him laugh so hard. He loves it.
The part about cataracts holy fuck I'm dying😂
Chris: "You gotta wait and give it time to gestate."
Gestate
verb (used with object), ges·tat·ed, ges·tat·ing.
1. to carry in the womb during the period from conception to delivery.
2. to think of and develop (an idea, opinion, plan, etc.) slowly in the mind.
The new podcast set is blowing my mind.
At 16:25 does he get possessed for a minute? “I’m inside you dude” then looks confused
He always makes faces like that when talking and looks around
Aw dude love Craig Conant. His Trader Joe's bit is hilarious! Glad he got a mention here - he deserves to be more well known.
Chris trying to say "voulez-vous coucher avec moi" is one of the greatest moments in human history.
I miss Chris
Chris out here getting me excited to actually accomplish some shit in my life
I feel that way too, things seem more in reach for me ever since I discovered this whole life is martial arts thing, being dentless and these podcasts also. It is something I think only other babies might understand, I wouldn't bother to tell most people
OMFG at 43:00 with the black uncle HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I fell out of my fucking chair from laughing xD
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm here for a silly goose time, and that's it.
Chris’ black voice is 100% an impression of Erik Griffin
Top 103 episodes of Congratulations of all time.
Possibly one of the best I've listened too purely because of the cleaning the house bit
Mom here... I listen to this podcast because it makes me fucking laugh my ass off during my day at work. I'm getting wrinkles around my mouth from laughing so much. 😂😂😂😊😆
I appreciate the sound quality
@TBE 50-0 🤣🤣🤣
Those "Wouldn't make a Dent" shirts actually made a fuuuuckin Dent!!
"Building a couch" HAHAHAHA thats what he pictures when he envisions passionate work.
Chris channeled a black uncle perfectly at 44:55 😂
Chris come back!!
The Mary condom bit killed me!!
Hands down the funniest episode of the podcast.
Chris has the answers! Im a hardcore procrastinator. When he said, imagine the end. I felt that shit.
Coyote Ugly really choked me up throughout
A B S O L U T E L Y D E N T L E S S
shite comment ya wee fanny, ya da would nae be proud
This is one of my top 20 podcasts
"I have fucking cataracts" gonna use that line now
The cataract shit had me screaming god damn that’s fucking funny
“Because that’s what Chris Delia thinks Prague looks like” lmao!
Congrats is deff n my top 81 pods!!!
(its #1 but still i go up2 81)
I can't help but hear, "Duuuuuuude! Bad Time at the El Royale was in my top 20 movies!" in Bob Kelly's voice. So something he'd say/do.
oh we thankin socks now! I'm dying.
Chris "I don't have a nickname cause what u see is what u get" D'elia
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You’re welcome 😉
lol everytime you mess up a sentence I think of that "dreamkid" xD
This podcast...Definitely most laughs per minute
i come back for a silly goose time. no else is having a silly goose time. #imisschris
I tweeted Chris that ZZ Top song back in December. I like to think I inspired that segment of the podcast! Just doing what I can for the cult my fellow babies!
Top 5 fart sounds of all time.
Kay
For some reason I just imagined Mike Epps playing the role of the uncle 😭
Oh my fuck! Yes!
dude second time i've commented on the same thing too- chris's robot voice is uncanny. hands down the best impersonation
I'm one of those mums. Second time Chris has shouted out to mums doing day to day shit. Thankyou!
hahahah i died at the robot segment. spot on @53:08
Same here I was laughing so hard that I felt like I could barely breathe there for a minute!
I just want to know why this guy consulted Chris on farting on the customers lmaoooo
THE BEST PODCAST.
Ty for the free comedy.
This episode is in my top 5
Dude starting at 18:00, some damn wise words of wisdom
There's so much DENT in my new years resolution
It's 2019 Chris, not 2018, this is EARTH
Hey Chris, uhm would you mind telling us what product you put in your hair after it dries? Just curious so i can rip your hairstyle off?
I’m a mom of 2 who listens to your podcast, never with my children though. Thank you.
Amber Pippin
Can I take a steamy dump on your face?
Soundproofing babies!!!
I gotta do it, it's already done..is brilliant..I can see my mind following thru on that for self-imposed due dates now
Thing is. I've genuinely become dentless since listening to Chris........
Jesus ChrisD'Elia
I needed this today. Made a huge dent.
You were in my top 5 and you blew it!
Looking forward to the "don't call me" clip!!
You’re welcome...I did kill it this episode
Chris should do an animated tv show lol!!!!!!
Love this podcast
"Dis bitch thankin' a pair of jeans???" Hahahahaha
Shout out to all the moms!!!
"life's about coming laughing and eating sweets" - chris d'elia
I'm a mum listening ✌🏼
This Uncle and his accent is very funny 🤣😅
lmfao chris reading the ads.
I gotta do it so therefore it's done!!
My hands are tied now...
27:53 Best part, I'm crying ahah
All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia
Can't wait to hear his rant at 18:00 at the log cabin
can you bring up xerkcies EVERY EPISODE PLEASE. lmfaoooooooo