Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP103 - Mary Condominium

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @Mr2001ghost
    @Mr2001ghost 5 лет назад +12

    The amount of times I listen to this podcast and Chris says something that I’ve thought four hundred times before.

  • @gray7854
    @gray7854 5 лет назад +281

    I hope everyone has a silly goose day today

    • @thedude8254
      @thedude8254 5 лет назад +6

      Shitty coworkers that take themselves WAY to seriously make that almost impossible for me, bouta quit FOR REAL.

    • @HellbinZ
      @HellbinZ 5 лет назад +1

      Heil Goose u guise

    • @dancinggold17
      @dancinggold17 5 лет назад +1

      I actually had a silly goose day yesterday. I miss that part of hangovers when everything is funny and there's no headache.

    • @Noname-lk2ol
      @Noname-lk2ol 5 лет назад +1

      Well shit. Thank you man!

    • @novastarcc9321
      @novastarcc9321 5 лет назад

      Thank you. I hope you have a silly goose weekend.

  • @ZacharySturgill
    @ZacharySturgill 5 лет назад +24

    This podcast is in my top 35 favorite podcasts of all time

  • @FiveFiftyFive
    @FiveFiftyFive 5 лет назад +53

    "Oh, we thankin' socks now?!?!" I am crying laughing!

    • @mcnell311
      @mcnell311 5 лет назад +3

      “Hey Mary Condo..........its not a BIZZZ.”

  • @mikesonaim
    @mikesonaim 5 лет назад +143

    DENTLESS 2019 BABIES

    • @OleHickory69
      @OleHickory69 5 лет назад

      Hey, You're not Chris, so what are you doing???

    • @kissrings
      @kissrings 5 лет назад +3

      2018 according to Chris.

    • @jeepz669
      @jeepz669 5 лет назад

      lol

  • @emmyolague2183
    @emmyolague2183 5 лет назад +58

    Someone needs to animate that Mary condo and the black uncle skit

    • @sirratius2
      @sirratius2 5 лет назад +1

      A Chappelle skit would be INCREDIBLE

  • @rbhaumik11
    @rbhaumik11 5 лет назад +110

    "Maybe it's too young for a 4 year old to listen to this, but also, thank you."
    *Thank you for the revenue*
    Eh s'onest

    • @_sowhat_
      @_sowhat_ 5 лет назад +2

      You're a bad mom, but you're a good mom

  • @joe_shmo
    @joe_shmo 5 лет назад +76

    How bout for the next podcast you just text it to me. Kay?

  • @davidalfata5400
    @davidalfata5400 5 лет назад +95

    thank god this dropped i was loading my pistola

  • @A-pc7nf
    @A-pc7nf 5 лет назад +119

    Why are there five? Drinks? On? The? Table?

  • @sdmarti1
    @sdmarti1 5 лет назад +11

    DID HE DO MY FAVORITE PART OF THE PODCAST?
    NO
    DID I LISTEN ALL THE WAY THROUGH HOPING HE DID?
    YES
    DO I WISH HE DID?
    YES
    AM I UPSET?
    OBVIOUSLY

    • @golden-sun
      @golden-sun 4 года назад +1

      But is it all good yes

  • @michelledunlap2970
    @michelledunlap2970 5 лет назад +3

    I love you Chris. My week isn’t complete until you make me laugh! Never change!

  • @mjhorner1496
    @mjhorner1496 5 лет назад +10

    I'm a mom and this podcast was the only thing that made me laugh for like the first 3 months of my sons life when I was insanely sleep deprived and depressed. It will suck when he gets too old for me to listen when hes around lol

    • @ashleymitchell8782
      @ashleymitchell8782 5 лет назад +1

      I use a headset when I listen to these podcasts, you could try something like that maybe lol.

    • @sarahbyrne8501
      @sarahbyrne8501 5 лет назад

      Let him listen, just edit !, great fun in grannies house!!

  • @albertobuckley9646
    @albertobuckley9646 5 лет назад +5

    That black uncle bit might be the most I've ever laughed at anything Chris has ever done, and there have been some amazing bits in the past.

  • @NahImPro
    @NahImPro 5 лет назад +4

    Thank you Chris for making my day 10% better

  • @johnnyashtray
    @johnnyashtray 5 лет назад +15

    Just about to do some shit and now I gotta sit here for another hour!? La La La Problem

  • @lascanarias
    @lascanarias 5 лет назад +34

    Just want to say that over here in Turkey, me and my girl have bonded so much over your stand-ups and podcasts and instagram posts, she's in Paris now, but we laugh so much and we bond about the weekly podcast, and i just want to say thank you for just sitting here and talking to all the babies, because we appreciate you more than you know. Literally almost killed us one time from laughing so hard at a joke we could not breathe. Thank you so much you god damn cult leader. Hopefully one day I can get you an ice cold Americano to show my appreciation cause it wouldn't even make a fuckin dent. YAAAAAAAAAAAAS (in godlike Chris D'Elia singing voice)

    • @HellbinZ
      @HellbinZ 5 лет назад +2

      would make a dent in youre religion

    • @blinkor4154
      @blinkor4154 5 лет назад +1

      @@HellbinZ youre xD

    • @LegenDerry101
      @LegenDerry101 5 лет назад

      @@HellbinZ

    • @HellbinZ
      @HellbinZ 5 лет назад

      @@LegenDerry101 Would make a deeeeennnnt in your schimpreligion

    • @mariya_tortilla
      @mariya_tortilla 5 лет назад

      wholesome af

  • @morganshelle4697
    @morganshelle4697 5 лет назад +3

    "Its 2018 guys" why did that have me laughing when he was explaining new years before that.

  • @Snicky391
    @Snicky391 5 лет назад +4

    “I unclog pipe and offer stress relief unload” is the best title yet

  • @beccaseymour1436
    @beccaseymour1436 5 лет назад +10

    Thought he had on a long sleeve shirt with the sleeves rolled up for the first 20 minutes ha

  • @ashleymitchell8782
    @ashleymitchell8782 5 лет назад +1

    This episode actually had me in tears, was laughing so much it actually hurt. This is one of my favorite episodes so far, thanks for being there to make us all laugh.. My year has been going much better than the last one, being a baby has me feeling like I have a new family that actually understands me. It is almost too incredible for words, you all are the main reason that I have been laughing so much more than I ever used to I think.

  • @DexterasVI
    @DexterasVI 5 лет назад +31

    Episode 103 Babies we're doin it

    • @302justinh
      @302justinh 5 лет назад +1

      Been a while since I’ve seen that profile pic

  • @JustinFlorio
    @JustinFlorio 5 лет назад +4

    Finally the guy at the loading dock gets some love

  • @Rick_Sanchez_Jr.
    @Rick_Sanchez_Jr. 5 лет назад +1

    I lost my shit at the "you wanna know my top five?" "The Godfather, 4 consecutive fart noises." haha xD

  • @A-pc7nf
    @A-pc7nf 5 лет назад +44

    Hearing Chris mess up speaking French is great.

  • @terenon49
    @terenon49 5 лет назад

    "oh we greetin socks now?" is the most accurate impression ever

  • @DeVaughnTaylor
    @DeVaughnTaylor 5 лет назад +4

    "I never care about what you believe in" spoken like a *true* Cult Leader.

  • @VinceJ1990
    @VinceJ1990 3 года назад +1

    Am I the only one watching these hoping this podcast will resume one day? I dread the day where I get to the point where I’ve listened to each episode too many times. Still a long way to go though. 😞

  • @lauriesmith2924
    @lauriesmith2924 5 лет назад

    Hey Chris, I'm a single mom and my 9y/0 son knows who YOU are, Sir. Why? Your Undateable 'Get out remote, fast forward through the conversation, fall asleep, wake up and the finish the conversation' scene makes him laugh so hard. He loves it.

  • @KK-jo9fp
    @KK-jo9fp 4 года назад +1

    The part about cataracts holy fuck I'm dying😂

  • @onmyowen
    @onmyowen 5 лет назад

    Chris: "You gotta wait and give it time to gestate."
    Gestate
    verb (used with object), ges·tat·ed, ges·tat·ing.
    1. to carry in the womb during the period from conception to delivery.
    2. to think of and develop (an idea, opinion, plan, etc.) slowly in the mind.

  • @1GiancarloD
    @1GiancarloD 5 лет назад +1

    The new podcast set is blowing my mind.

  • @UsNCollord216
    @UsNCollord216 5 лет назад +8

    At 16:25 does he get possessed for a minute? “I’m inside you dude” then looks confused

    • @golden-sun
      @golden-sun 5 лет назад

      He always makes faces like that when talking and looks around

  • @PhilChoArt
    @PhilChoArt 5 лет назад

    Aw dude love Craig Conant. His Trader Joe's bit is hilarious! Glad he got a mention here - he deserves to be more well known.

  • @LightscapeMusic
    @LightscapeMusic 5 лет назад +1

    Chris trying to say "voulez-vous coucher avec moi" is one of the greatest moments in human history.

  • @Jukelikesgames
    @Jukelikesgames 4 года назад +2

    I miss Chris

  • @ty_hens
    @ty_hens 5 лет назад +2

    Chris out here getting me excited to actually accomplish some shit in my life

    • @ashleymitchell8782
      @ashleymitchell8782 5 лет назад +1

      I feel that way too, things seem more in reach for me ever since I discovered this whole life is martial arts thing, being dentless and these podcasts also. It is something I think only other babies might understand, I wouldn't bother to tell most people

  • @Rick_Sanchez_Jr.
    @Rick_Sanchez_Jr. 5 лет назад

    OMFG at 43:00 with the black uncle HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I fell out of my fucking chair from laughing xD

  • @LousterPlays
    @LousterPlays 5 лет назад +1

    I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm here for a silly goose time, and that's it.

  • @nicoreuel2092
    @nicoreuel2092 5 лет назад +1

    Chris’ black voice is 100% an impression of Erik Griffin

  • @Capgungoesbang
    @Capgungoesbang 5 лет назад

    Top 103 episodes of Congratulations of all time.

  • @Archives23
    @Archives23 5 лет назад

    Possibly one of the best I've listened too purely because of the cleaning the house bit

  • @vivifernandes4791
    @vivifernandes4791 5 лет назад

    Mom here... I listen to this podcast because it makes me fucking laugh my ass off during my day at work. I'm getting wrinkles around my mouth from laughing so much. 😂😂😂😊😆

  • @ashleylee7103
    @ashleylee7103 5 лет назад +11

    I appreciate the sound quality

  • @RicardoRodriguez-me5ti
    @RicardoRodriguez-me5ti 5 лет назад +1

    Those "Wouldn't make a Dent" shirts actually made a fuuuuckin Dent!!

  • @OleHickory69
    @OleHickory69 5 лет назад +1

    "Building a couch" HAHAHAHA thats what he pictures when he envisions passionate work.

  • @RottenMal
    @RottenMal 5 лет назад +1

    Chris channeled a black uncle perfectly at 44:55 😂

  • @curtismateja1604
    @curtismateja1604 4 года назад +4

    Chris come back!!

  • @chukkie_chukkie
    @chukkie_chukkie 5 лет назад

    The Mary condom bit killed me!!

  • @gabrieldeshawn
    @gabrieldeshawn 4 года назад

    Hands down the funniest episode of the podcast.

  • @dennisthegod
    @dennisthegod 5 лет назад

    Chris has the answers! Im a hardcore procrastinator. When he said, imagine the end. I felt that shit.

  • @JohnMcCauleyJohnnner
    @JohnMcCauleyJohnnner 5 лет назад +1

    Coyote Ugly really choked me up throughout

  • @Thirdsunday24
    @Thirdsunday24 5 лет назад +26

    A B S O L U T E L Y D E N T L E S S

    • @banksdiggy
      @banksdiggy 5 лет назад

      shite comment ya wee fanny, ya da would nae be proud

  • @seyashi
    @seyashi 5 лет назад

    This is one of my top 20 podcasts

  • @violettrenches
    @violettrenches 5 лет назад

    "I have fucking cataracts" gonna use that line now

  • @taylorchambers5464
    @taylorchambers5464 5 лет назад

    The cataract shit had me screaming god damn that’s fucking funny

  • @nickmelanshek1350
    @nickmelanshek1350 5 лет назад

    “Because that’s what Chris Delia thinks Prague looks like” lmao!

  • @james-mullen
    @james-mullen 5 лет назад +1

    Congrats is deff n my top 81 pods!!!
    (its #1 but still i go up2 81)

  • @clarabellen
    @clarabellen 5 лет назад

    I can't help but hear, "Duuuuuuude! Bad Time at the El Royale was in my top 20 movies!" in Bob Kelly's voice. So something he'd say/do.

  • @Dmoscol17
    @Dmoscol17 5 лет назад

    oh we thankin socks now! I'm dying.

  • @AyeeePeee
    @AyeeePeee 5 лет назад +6

    Chris "I don't have a nickname cause what u see is what u get" D'elia

    • @amargad69
      @amargad69 5 лет назад

      P
      ruclips.net/video/R-MuhrpATws/видео.html
      You’re welcome 😉

  • @LouiDali
    @LouiDali 5 лет назад +1

    lol everytime you mess up a sentence I think of that "dreamkid" xD

  • @tdbulkley98
    @tdbulkley98 5 лет назад

    This podcast...Definitely most laughs per minute

  • @legiN_makez
    @legiN_makez 4 года назад

    i come back for a silly goose time. no else is having a silly goose time. #imisschris

  • @Ryan-re7oj
    @Ryan-re7oj 5 лет назад

    I tweeted Chris that ZZ Top song back in December. I like to think I inspired that segment of the podcast! Just doing what I can for the cult my fellow babies!

  • @meghanvega6204
    @meghanvega6204 5 лет назад +18

    Top 5 fart sounds of all time.

  • @kakav-emoji
    @kakav-emoji 5 лет назад +3

    For some reason I just imagined Mike Epps playing the role of the uncle 😭

  • @cforcalvin
    @cforcalvin 5 лет назад

    dude second time i've commented on the same thing too- chris's robot voice is uncanny. hands down the best impersonation

  • @thatrangabird2681
    @thatrangabird2681 5 лет назад

    I'm one of those mums. Second time Chris has shouted out to mums doing day to day shit. Thankyou!

  • @leonbenj
    @leonbenj 5 лет назад +5

    hahahah i died at the robot segment. spot on @53:08

    • @ashleymitchell8782
      @ashleymitchell8782 5 лет назад +1

      Same here I was laughing so hard that I felt like I could barely breathe there for a minute!

  • @ryanhmm132
    @ryanhmm132 5 лет назад +6

    I just want to know why this guy consulted Chris on farting on the customers lmaoooo

  • @rusevsauve5111
    @rusevsauve5111 5 лет назад

    THE BEST PODCAST.

  • @Vyden
    @Vyden 5 лет назад

    Ty for the free comedy.

  • @barneywhite4946
    @barneywhite4946 5 лет назад

    This episode is in my top 5

  • @Rick_Sanchez_Jr.
    @Rick_Sanchez_Jr. 5 лет назад

    Dude starting at 18:00, some damn wise words of wisdom

  • @en54ne34
    @en54ne34 5 лет назад +1

    There's so much DENT in my new years resolution

  • @sibe6096
    @sibe6096 5 лет назад +3

    It's 2019 Chris, not 2018, this is EARTH

  • @MajesticGames101
    @MajesticGames101 5 лет назад

    Hey Chris, uhm would you mind telling us what product you put in your hair after it dries? Just curious so i can rip your hairstyle off?

  • @APippers
    @APippers 5 лет назад +1

    I’m a mom of 2 who listens to your podcast, never with my children though. Thank you.

    • @amargad69
      @amargad69 5 лет назад +1

      Amber Pippin
      Can I take a steamy dump on your face?

  • @Mancity1102
    @Mancity1102 5 лет назад

    Soundproofing babies!!!

  • @empowermph
    @empowermph 5 лет назад

    I gotta do it, it's already done..is brilliant..I can see my mind following thru on that for self-imposed due dates now

  • @ajparcell
    @ajparcell 5 лет назад +1

    Thing is. I've genuinely become dentless since listening to Chris........

  • @LouiDali
    @LouiDali 5 лет назад +4

    Jesus ChrisD'Elia

  • @donjohnny6462
    @donjohnny6462 5 лет назад

    I needed this today. Made a huge dent.

  • @SoundBoredProduction
    @SoundBoredProduction 5 лет назад

    You were in my top 5 and you blew it!

  • @pef23
    @pef23 5 лет назад

    Looking forward to the "don't call me" clip!!

  • @judgemyname
    @judgemyname 5 лет назад +1

    You’re welcome...I did kill it this episode

  • @beebeeshoo7107
    @beebeeshoo7107 5 лет назад +1

    Chris should do an animated tv show lol!!!!!!

  • @jessicaleelovesyou
    @jessicaleelovesyou 5 лет назад

    Love this podcast

  • @AramisHall
    @AramisHall 5 лет назад

    "Dis bitch thankin' a pair of jeans???" Hahahahaha

  • @Mancity1102
    @Mancity1102 5 лет назад

    Shout out to all the moms!!!

  • @mukesh_bombay
    @mukesh_bombay 5 лет назад +4

    "life's about coming laughing and eating sweets" - chris d'elia

  • @helengraceashcroft
    @helengraceashcroft 5 лет назад +2

    I'm a mum listening ✌🏼

  • @scottijamez
    @scottijamez 23 часа назад

    This Uncle and his accent is very funny 🤣😅

  • @boricua1123
    @boricua1123 5 лет назад

    lmfao chris reading the ads.

  • @talkinscrap9832
    @talkinscrap9832 5 лет назад

    I gotta do it so therefore it's done!!
    My hands are tied now...

  • @remixoitaliano1072
    @remixoitaliano1072 5 лет назад

    27:53 Best part, I'm crying ahah

  • @eden2esthar
    @eden2esthar 5 лет назад +1

    All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

  • @kevinmurphy1538
    @kevinmurphy1538 5 лет назад

    Can't wait to hear his rant at 18:00 at the log cabin

  • @DD-sq3mr
    @DD-sq3mr 5 лет назад

    can you bring up xerkcies EVERY EPISODE PLEASE. lmfaoooooooo