The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 265: Chris D'Elia

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
  • Comedian Chris D'Elia joins Brendan and Bryan in studio to discuss comedy, discipline, Magic Johnson, and much more!
    14:47 - Stand Up vs MMA
    39:50 - Chris Talks About His Podcast
    50:59 - Current Events
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Комментарии • 967

  • @RossTheGiantBoy
    @RossTheGiantBoy 7 лет назад +487

    The Chris D'elia podcasts always have me in stitches😂

  • @sbh23451
    @sbh23451 7 лет назад +1289

    Brendan's the type of dude when he's listening to music while driving to stick his arm out the window and make a swimming motion with his hand

  • @eversogaza5491
    @eversogaza5491 7 лет назад +766

    D'Elia and Callen together are hilarious

    • @floorgasming
      @floorgasming 7 лет назад +19

      Ever So Gaza agreed. But ONLY them two.

    • @MrSabz93
      @MrSabz93 7 лет назад +22

      Guys go and enjoy the Ten minute podcast, its completely like this! its Will Sasso, Chris D'elia and Callen, the best podcasts ever! you have to go to the oldest episodes though because the recents ones don't have Callen or D'elia on them

    • @mattmoffatt826
      @mattmoffatt826 7 лет назад +1

      TMP, was ligit as fuk, now its will sasso has the ten minute podcast all to him self now and some of shit on there is fukin hilarious, the jesse ventura one makes me laugh so hard it hurts lol

    • @ForeverSunnyYoutube
      @ForeverSunnyYoutube 7 лет назад +2

      one of the most hilarious pairings ever!

    • @jamiwatson6904
      @jamiwatson6904 7 лет назад +6

      Best TMP - Chris is so British.

  • @iamenough14
    @iamenough14 7 лет назад +66

    "Why don't you be a little mogli and fucking leap."

  • @rabzbunny
    @rabzbunny 4 года назад +232

    Chris Delia without a beard looks like a baby bird that just hatched.

  • @aarononstott3777
    @aarononstott3777 5 лет назад +462

    Braden Showers is the type of dude to wake up his wife to let her know that he’s going to sleep

    • @julidiamondlover
      @julidiamondlover 4 года назад +39

      "Babe. Babe. Babe. Babe. Babe"
      "What!?"
      "Goinsl'eep"

    • @anthonyv9242
      @anthonyv9242 4 года назад +5

      Your the type of dude that pees sitting down

    • @aarononstott3777
      @aarononstott3777 4 года назад +10

      Anthony V You’re* fucking idiot

    • @anthonyv9242
      @anthonyv9242 4 года назад +2

      @@aarononstott3777 your the type of dude that wipes from back to the front after you shit

    • @aarononstott3777
      @aarononstott3777 4 года назад +6

      Anthony V Once again, Youre*
      Fucking dumbass

  • @ianmacdonald2383
    @ianmacdonald2383 7 лет назад +393

    can u have d'elia on every week

    • @ianmacdonald2383
      @ianmacdonald2383 7 лет назад +4

      for real, I don't really get why Brendan gets so much hate, I get he cuts Bryan off a bit and can be super politically correct but he's hella funny and for me makes the podcast

    • @ianmacdonald2383
      @ianmacdonald2383 7 лет назад +4

      with that being said I would 100% tune into a just Bryan and D'elia podcast

    • @ianmacdonald2383
      @ianmacdonald2383 7 лет назад

      hahaha yeah I get tht

    • @morgangreen2526
      @morgangreen2526 7 лет назад

      That'll ruin his own podcast's exclusivity

    • @samkrigbaum9234
      @samkrigbaum9234 5 лет назад

      Listen to ten min podcast

  • @Priestwhitelotus
    @Priestwhitelotus 7 лет назад +120

    Brendan the type of guy that rubs your shoulder when he's talking to you

  • @TomHardysCousin
    @TomHardysCousin 7 лет назад +832

    Brendan the type of dude to blow on spicy food

  • @Edgearoth
    @Edgearoth 7 лет назад +1029

    Brendan is the kinda dude who says he doesn't want fries with his meal then takes some of yours when they come to the table.

    • @buktomsin
      @buktomsin 7 лет назад +1

      Edgearoth lol

    • @johnholland9657
      @johnholland9657 7 лет назад +29

      Edgearoth if you fucking steal 1 more joke I'm gonna cum all over myself

    • @sandronelis5845
      @sandronelis5845 7 лет назад +2

      Edgearoth haha

    • @fasserosucks2347
      @fasserosucks2347 7 лет назад +11

      Stolen...hell these jokes have been recycled 1000 times at this point! I dont even think its even stealing anymore its more like the google search of shitty jokes.

    • @Stringz
      @Stringz 7 лет назад +6

      It is starting to piss me off. i used to participate, but now the majority of these jokes I'm seeing have been done multiple times already.

  • @LocaalDent
    @LocaalDent 5 лет назад +232

    Brendan the kind of guy that winks at you during an awkward silence.

  • @mihailomikel3341
    @mihailomikel3341 7 лет назад +85

    04:11 "i'll physically come at you" lmao 😂

  • @BERNARDO712
    @BERNARDO712 7 лет назад +475

    Brendan's the type of dude to ask to see your vasectomy scar.

    • @DeadGrenadier
      @DeadGrenadier 5 лет назад

      Bernardo Brito you are dumb as fuck

    • @vinny5638
      @vinny5638 5 лет назад +14

      @@DeadGrenadier You took a TWO YEAR OLD joke literally, only to be such an insecure bitch that you had to call the guy who forgot he ever posted this years ago dumb as fuck. Jesus christ. Y'insufferable.

    • @julidiamondlover
      @julidiamondlover 4 года назад +6

      @@vinny5638 obviously din't mak'a'den

    • @jacobphilip3977
      @jacobphilip3977 3 года назад +5

      @@DeadGrenadier y’gah’ratioed

  • @tyguy2757
    @tyguy2757 5 лет назад +18

    I go back and listen to this one once and awhile, its so underrated and hilarious.

  • @jKRONKitup
    @jKRONKitup 7 лет назад +109

    Chris and Bryan have such a good dynamic together lmao

    • @andrewnelson1375
      @andrewnelson1375 5 лет назад +4

      its from all the ten minute podcast episodes they did together

  • @shawnhilliard
    @shawnhilliard 10 месяцев назад +2

    I've seen this video like 3x in the last 6 years. I still let it play when it pops up.

  • @mikepomidoro3206
    @mikepomidoro3206 Год назад +9

    Brendan trying to say" prerequisites" made my evening , I laughed uncontrollably for 1hr

  • @ZenCenterUpaya
    @ZenCenterUpaya 2 года назад +20

    Brendan is the type of dude to call another comedian's standup "so bad" unironically 14:33

  • @rollingsquadbrand
    @rollingsquadbrand 7 лет назад +5

    "bro i want the fucking small one....next question" - best part xD

  • @danielstudart2062
    @danielstudart2062 5 лет назад +9

    "Can you put milk and cereal in him? Or did you mean to say boy instead of bowl?" Hahahah

  • @chazmangg522
    @chazmangg522 7 лет назад +13

    I love these podcasts with Chris D'Elia. They're hilarious

  • @ullelyng
    @ullelyng 7 лет назад +16

    "Listen up, listen up...fly!" hhahah killed me

  • @matthenry2564
    @matthenry2564 5 лет назад +13

    listening to brendan try to roast chris is hilarious in a back-fire type of way

  • @illhitu4034
    @illhitu4034 3 года назад +2

    Chris looks like mr burns and Loki had a child

  • @ullelyng
    @ullelyng 7 лет назад +5

    For real, nobody makes me crack up more than Chris and Bryan, this is hilarious!

  • @ashwinnair4816
    @ashwinnair4816 7 лет назад +26

    "Cos you playing in coffee shops" hahah that was hilarious by d'elia

  • @rodrigoterrazas4425
    @rodrigoterrazas4425 5 лет назад +50

    35:54 -- 36:30 I legit couldn't finish the podcast cause of this right here.

    • @fuaddd
      @fuaddd 5 лет назад +2

      36:48 lame ass shoulda really left

    • @bigeazy126
      @bigeazy126 5 лет назад +1

      Rodrigo Terrazas shut up pussy

    • @mr.jameson218
      @mr.jameson218 4 года назад +1

      @@bigeazy126 So...you follow comedians, apparently. Yet, that's the best insult you could come up with. Lol

    • @jessdckey7712
      @jessdckey7712 4 года назад +1

      @@mr.jameson218 there's people that follow the ufc and get beat up. I don't follow your logic.

    • @mr.jameson218
      @mr.jameson218 4 года назад

      @@jessdckey7712 That analogy isn't even comparable. That's probably impairing your understanding of the situation.

  • @stevesmithisahalloffamer5551
    @stevesmithisahalloffamer5551 7 лет назад +258

    Hey Chin, for sure get some real current events and not just the first 3 news stories you see on CNN's homepage.

  • @ringo6992
    @ringo6992 7 лет назад +14

    Brendan is the type of guy that when someone offers to buy him lunch he orders the most expensive item on the menu.

  • @ajpbrooks9
    @ajpbrooks9 7 лет назад +26

    Brendan the type of guy that requests funky chicken song at a wedding reception

  • @gkbart
    @gkbart Год назад +3

    it's amazing how smooth the conversations and transitions between jokes are. Lowkey is this all scripted. haha It's ridiculously too good! Their comedy styles mesh so well together.

  • @johnjohnjohn141
    @johnjohnjohn141 5 лет назад +10

    40:29 omg one of the best bit xD

  • @MultiRevamp
    @MultiRevamp 7 лет назад +8

    Instant like when you see Chris D'Elia on. Imagine him, Bobby Lee and Will Sasso all on 1 podcast. 😂 The chaos!

  • @Breadlywins
    @Breadlywins 7 лет назад +12

    I can't even finish my workout listening to this shit. This is hilarious

    • @timweyland3461
      @timweyland3461 7 лет назад +3

      Brandon Edley right I cancelled my fight with dc cuz of this

    • @austinblanton1
      @austinblanton1 7 лет назад +1

      Tim Weyland you killed him good job

  • @johnnyzuidema6193
    @johnnyzuidema6193 Год назад +4

    Maybe the best podcast episode of all time

  • @WeAreFlawed
    @WeAreFlawed Год назад +1

    Anybody who starts a comment with,
    "Brendan the type of guy..." is himself the kind of guy to go down on Brendan after he walks them to his truck.

  • @stefanmales3293
    @stefanmales3293 7 лет назад +38

    Chris D'Elia vs Bryan Callen boxing match would be epic

    • @jessetrecartin8971
      @jessetrecartin8971 7 лет назад +2

      Stefan Males D'Eila wins by first round brutality

    • @ohboysv
      @ohboysv 5 лет назад +3

      Stefan Males would rather see and MMA fight tbh.. Would love to see those spaghetti arms wrapped around Bryan’s neck

    • @danielmihai1815
      @danielmihai1815 4 года назад

      Yeah but let the old man rest he's already full o' dents

    • @dylgarrett
      @dylgarrett 4 года назад

      He couldn't handle that 'talian

  • @LocaalDent
    @LocaalDent 5 лет назад +15

    Brendan the kind of guy that “accidentally” nudges your foot under the table.

  • @BasicGestalt
    @BasicGestalt 7 лет назад +86

    Brendan the type of guy to call black-face, "chocolate face"

  • @shawnabney2868
    @shawnabney2868 4 года назад +2

    Ol bit killer Jones back at it again!

  • @AstroMoonGoddess
    @AstroMoonGoddess 6 лет назад +3

    8:07 "you put...Apple Jacks?..." 😂😂😂

  • @DirkDiggler05
    @DirkDiggler05 5 лет назад +1

    11:00 “ so why don’t you be a little Mowgli, and FUCKIN LEAP”

  • @Berdymadafakas
    @Berdymadafakas 4 года назад +3

    I've watched this no less than 10 times

  • @RandRandolph
    @RandRandolph 2 года назад +1

    30:40 "I would've kept him busy" ☠️☠️☠️

  • @pressedinproductions
    @pressedinproductions 5 лет назад +6

    The feeling of betrayal @ 3:10

  • @chargermikec
    @chargermikec Год назад +1

    lol, the comedy chemistry between all these fools is epic.

  • @mikehall4730
    @mikehall4730 7 лет назад +40

    I wonder how Chris is without the camera. 😂

  • @PepaWolf
    @PepaWolf 3 года назад +2

    Watching this on acid is insane loool

    • @glyph241
      @glyph241 3 года назад

      🧿🕳🧿

  • @jimjones2955
    @jimjones2955 7 лет назад +8

    I need to see Chris versus Brian on the mats.

  • @iloveyoujahseh7695
    @iloveyoujahseh7695 7 лет назад +1

    Chris's nonchalant attitude is so hilarious, especially towards the end!

  • @franciscotoledo9693
    @franciscotoledo9693 7 лет назад +23

    shout out to all the pear

  • @mwmulv
    @mwmulv 4 года назад +1

    Favorite episode

  • @Zrbalboa
    @Zrbalboa 7 лет назад +5

    Fricken hilarious. Thanks dudes

  • @Kolobochok95
    @Kolobochok95 7 лет назад +2

    1:08:14 "Oh great I got a piece of candy on my fucking phone" - uhm, what the fuck Callen?

  • @jjack5118
    @jjack5118 7 лет назад +9

    We need a video of chris and bryan rolling !!!

  • @chucknorris5476
    @chucknorris5476 7 лет назад

    Why are both chris d'elia podcasts the funniest fucking ones ever

  • @harley5718
    @harley5718 7 лет назад +314

    Brendan 'from a business perspective' Schaub

    • @michaelanderson5086
      @michaelanderson5086 7 лет назад +22

      The Hooligan brendan "to your point b" schaub

    • @cbartetc
      @cbartetc 7 лет назад +2

      The Hooligan lmaooooo

    • @redeyenomore
      @redeyenomore 6 лет назад +3

      Brendan “And I agree with you Joe” Schaub & Bryan “I had a gay dream” Callen

  • @ssanta8058
    @ssanta8058 7 лет назад +1

    D'Elia always makes for the best TFATK episodes

  • @jackdelaney5499
    @jackdelaney5499 4 года назад +12

    This podcast is so great until they get into current events

  • @TheDrewbus
    @TheDrewbus 7 лет назад

    I dont watch a ton of these, but the D'elia podcasts are the best ones I have ever seen.

  • @patrick4451
    @patrick4451 7 лет назад +20

    50:42 Schaub cuts to current events to fast in the middle of a conversation hahaa

  • @cj32pull2
    @cj32pull2 3 года назад +1

    49:17 I’m here for this moment and then… 🤦‍♂️

  • @Bojack764
    @Bojack764 4 года назад +10

    Hour 1 hour and 1 minute they make a scary joke about Chris’s future. So sad, I miss this trio

  • @dougdevine8555
    @dougdevine8555 3 года назад +1

    Miss these podcasts

  • @fasserosucks2347
    @fasserosucks2347 7 лет назад +122

    Kathy Griffin is soooooo good that you guys have talked about her NEVER until now. Schaub gonna put her on the Mt. Rushmore of comedians.

    • @madsalt4542
      @madsalt4542 7 лет назад

      Fassero sucks this is on my mount Rushmore of comments for this video

    • @vitoat123
      @vitoat123 7 лет назад +4

      shes worth 60 million. its not about liking her material... you HAVE to respect her hustle, though.

    • @madsalt4542
      @madsalt4542 7 лет назад +5

      Nah sh'stoopid. 60 mil not an accurate figure 100%

    • @rickmann5227
      @rickmann5227 7 лет назад

      Of course it's not 100% accurate.She just paid 4 million for a yacht that was only worth about 3.5. That, coupled with the depreciation of the boats value, made her net worth plummet to below 60 million. Nah, I think its closer to 20 Mil.

    • @newerest1
      @newerest1 7 лет назад

      lmaaaaooo mt rushmore of comedians 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ChaseE97
    @ChaseE97 3 года назад +1

    This guy Brendan really said "I don't think we should give them too much publicity" about the Huffington Post like they're not at least 100 times bigger than TFATK...LMAOOOO

  • @bedroom.headroom
    @bedroom.headroom 5 лет назад +8

    -20 gunshots fired-
    Schaub: “did they shoot that guy?”

  • @JPaul-wv2kg
    @JPaul-wv2kg 7 лет назад +2

    The podcast Chris & The Kid would be legit.

    • @pinkyluv310
      @pinkyluv310 5 лет назад

      J. Paul or.... Congratulations Kid

  • @J.C.3
    @J.C.3 4 года назад +3

    “Yaaaaaaa playin in coffee shops”😂

  • @AtilioEscobar
    @AtilioEscobar 7 лет назад +1

    This is so fuckin good. All three of you should do a podcast. Couldn't stop laughing.

  • @BAGofTALENT
    @BAGofTALENT 7 лет назад +35

    Brendan is the type of guy to go to the police station and turn himself in for speeding

  • @pluckyspector
    @pluckyspector 7 лет назад +1

    I absolutely love Congratulations it's an awesome podcast. He is the reason Im listening to this podcast. Love ya Chris!!!!!

  • @dylanyewest534
    @dylanyewest534 6 лет назад +11

    Chris "Bryan was never my friend" D'Elia

    • @ohboysv
      @ohboysv 5 лет назад +1

      Except they are the definition of true friends

  • @ciancleary4075
    @ciancleary4075 7 лет назад +1

    "yyyy'playin in cofffffeeee shoppppssss..." HAHAHAHAHA

  • @codyryan8808
    @codyryan8808 7 лет назад +6

    42:00 hilarious

  • @amandacampione3089
    @amandacampione3089 3 года назад +1

    Well I mean it’s true, before I started watching your podcast I thought Bryan was just in that one spoof movie, then I realized he was also in right along… But that was it but that 40 year old virgin spoof was the only one I didn’t even know you were a comedian! True shit, now I’m obsessed haha

  • @Odd1x
    @Odd1x 7 лет назад +6

    That why shit was cracking me up!!!

  • @cockslap3983
    @cockslap3983 7 лет назад +1

    Funniest fighter & the kid podcast in a while..
    D'elia is the best

  • @SomeKindOfMadman
    @SomeKindOfMadman 7 лет назад +36

    Chris "the stork legged" D'Elia

  • @joshthomas4225
    @joshthomas4225 7 лет назад

    Chris is so god damn funny! He's in my top 5 funniest comedians in the world list working atm!!

  • @alexanderjeromewhite2380
    @alexanderjeromewhite2380 5 лет назад +3

    Brendan the type of dude to stop and chase down a kitten outside to pet it

  • @shrutefarms4741
    @shrutefarms4741 6 лет назад

    Finally just saw this golden gem. Too good!!!

  • @dangreen2909
    @dangreen2909 5 лет назад +7

    schaub the type of guy to clap when the plane lands

  • @aaronharnwell2496
    @aaronharnwell2496 7 лет назад +2

    callen had me dying on this one .....busy!

  • @zackaryaiken-edelman7382
    @zackaryaiken-edelman7382 7 лет назад +6

    is Bryan handling the merchandise table in Australia?

  • @jackthompson6383
    @jackthompson6383 2 года назад

    I just watch this pod episode every day

  • @henryfallins8291
    @henryfallins8291 6 лет назад +4

    15:14 Very telling about Schaubs mindset and why he focuses more on the marketing of comedy more than the art itself. Also why he exudes so much confidence nowadays about his 'standup' when he's really just a beginner

  • @mrgaberama
    @mrgaberama 2 года назад +1

    32:31 was brilliant 😂😂

  • @juelz1911
    @juelz1911 7 лет назад +10

    please get Bryan v chris grappling on tfatk

  • @DAWSONKAiN
    @DAWSONKAiN 2 года назад

    I could watch these three all day

  • @gingerman4135
    @gingerman4135 5 лет назад +3

    Brendan is the type of guy to watch a movie with a friend and and after watching say “did you like it?!” Friend “no.” “AHHH me either!” Even if he did

  • @matthenry2564
    @matthenry2564 5 лет назад +1

    59:10 and then we all laughed about it, me and the people on TV.
    LMAO

  • @seanbradley3006
    @seanbradley3006 7 лет назад +113

    happy shaubs having success in comedy, but the little friendly rib jabbing delia and brian do is poetic and hilarious, and maybe brendan could....... not try to hop in on those bits

    • @seanbradley3006
      @seanbradley3006 7 лет назад +7

      nvm the man on fire denzel jab at the end was great

    • @GrippyTimmy
      @GrippyTimmy 7 лет назад

      Sean Bradley completely agree

    • @Fiskgjusen
      @Fiskgjusen 6 лет назад +4

      I feel like if brendans jab about the man on fire at the end was all it took to sway your opinion, then maybe you shouldnt have aired that opinion in the first place. since it was putting another person down.
      now, I'm not saying your comment is ruthless in any way, but it is a negative comment on brendan's behaviour. maybe you should have sat on that opinion for just a while longer until you were sure that it was solid, before you spewed that into cyberspace?

    • @theamulas
      @theamulas 5 лет назад +1

      Excellent name, sir.

    • @tj54441
      @tj54441 5 лет назад

      Sean Bradley that’s how I feel when Brian talks when schaub and Theo talk

  • @L8NiteCoffeeSips
    @L8NiteCoffeeSips 6 лет назад

    Best laughs when Bryan & Chris go at it & Brendan & Theo roast each other

    • @gingerman4135
      @gingerman4135 5 лет назад

      NachDaPrime people may say this wouldn’t work but how about all 4 like a 3 he podcast and the last 2 hrs they can all calm down and have an amazing podcsst

  • @MizFitFan13
    @MizFitFan13 7 лет назад +4

    Chris's podcast should be called The Cult of Christinality

    • @JuanA-vh1wg
      @JuanA-vh1wg 7 лет назад +1

      MizFitFan13 more like The Cult of ChrisD'eliality

    • @mikehawk7141
      @mikehawk7141 6 лет назад +1

      The cult of suckin and fuckin.

  • @jacobdesimone765
    @jacobdesimone765 2 года назад +1

    I watched you in Scarface 😂

  • @jakeoviatt5442
    @jakeoviatt5442 4 года назад +35

    Came back here just to laugh at some Chris sucks this had to happen :(

    • @richhozzy480
      @richhozzy480 4 года назад +5

      I know right. Got some dents

    • @Empethry
      @Empethry 4 года назад +1

      @@richhozzy480 went from no dents to flat out totaled real fuckin quick

    • @richhozzy480
      @richhozzy480 4 года назад +1

      @@Empethry you think he did anything bad? They released the emails and his accuser shut up real fast. Idk man the whole thing sucks. They tried getting Callen too!!!

    • @Empethry
      @Empethry 4 года назад +3

      @@richhozzy480 I really hope he didn't - before this all happened He, Callen and Sasso were talking about starting up the Ten Minute Podcast again which is my favorite podcast. I've yet to find anything even close to as funny. But he's been silent for a very long time now. And shit got really bad for him, they even kicked him out of his netflix movie which was nearly fully shot. They probably have more info then we do, and they determined it was work basically reshooting the movie to not have him in it...

  • @theplumber1
    @theplumber1 2 года назад

    Chris Delia's face is like his brain just blowing bubbles all day long.

  • @WhytyProd
    @WhytyProd 7 лет назад +9

    Y'clipsed you!

  • @Arenem88
    @Arenem88 5 лет назад

    Just discovered ten minute podcast and it changed my life