Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP107 - Pault

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024

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  • @TheFoodie101
    @TheFoodie101 5 лет назад +291

    "if you're listening to this and you're in high school... I guess continue to go"

    • @clipper6429
      @clipper6429 5 лет назад +7

      Selaam Dollisso so inspirational

    • @nikolakojic
      @nikolakojic 5 лет назад

      Thank for bringing that show up. They nailed it so hard I’ve been bothering everyone to watch it. Felt kinda sorry that I’m not gay so I can identify more with him. And the music... so well produced, Laura Branigan - Self Control for example, never would have thought of that song and fits so well. That show rules, my friend and that guy is so on point it’s ridiculous

    • @oakey_after_berth7204
      @oakey_after_berth7204 5 лет назад +11

      @@clipper6429 s'inspirational**

    • @clipper6429
      @clipper6429 5 лет назад

      Matthew Rubuliak hmmm

    • @terrelllayne2050
      @terrelllayne2050 3 года назад

      instablaster.

  • @friskydjango8626
    @friskydjango8626 5 лет назад +296

    Love your podcast, Chris.
    - Do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

    • @h.p.3072
      @h.p.3072 5 лет назад

      hahahaha

    • @dave93x
      @dave93x 5 лет назад

      lowercase d

    • @FreddyFunderbunz
      @FreddyFunderbunz 5 лет назад +1

      DUDE! I bet no one has ever made that joke before. You, my friend,are true comedic genius. How tf have I never heard of you before?!? Keep up the good work man. Keep telling other people's jokes. So awesome!

    • @micheljohnson-figueredo8627
      @micheljohnson-figueredo8627 5 лет назад +2

      No, Boi! Buddy relax lol

  • @GUITARTIME2024
    @GUITARTIME2024 5 лет назад +232

    Chris looks like the guy working at a Patagonia store who's about 45 minutes away from being fired for constantly bringing up his backpacking trip through Europe that he took 6 years ago.

    • @Codyjb818
      @Codyjb818 5 лет назад +8

      raleighman3000 I have a buddy that went backpacking about 6 yrs ago all around the world. He dresses the same as Delia lol

    • @cerihowe1754
      @cerihowe1754 5 лет назад

      A Patagonia that exists in a world where everyone is half shark.

    • @joshuamullaney195
      @joshuamullaney195 5 лет назад +3

      that's interesting, I always thought chris was wolverine's anemic little brother who didn't make the X-Men and had no powers anyways so he just hung out at home watching tv and taking iron pills ...

    • @SLCclimber
      @SLCclimber 5 лет назад

      So specific

    • @joshuamullaney195
      @joshuamullaney195 5 лет назад +1

      @@SLCclimber - Do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

  • @michaelroy7093
    @michaelroy7093 4 года назад +12

    miss you gd much chris. i literally feel sick with all things happening but i know it will all be fine

  • @thomazfernando3745
    @thomazfernando3745 5 лет назад +42

    I always picture chris in my head as a smug funny cat, by his voice

  • @Sayeh.
    @Sayeh. 5 лет назад +85

    Why is no one mentioning that he said "I miss your lungs" instead of hugs? #YUM

  • @topdownb58
    @topdownb58 5 лет назад +35

    that robe bit is 10/10...put that in a special please for the love of god.

    • @paulpincemin5700
      @paulpincemin5700 5 лет назад +5

      While clinking his ice cubes, that would kill haha

    • @carolineglenn2918
      @carolineglenn2918 5 лет назад

      amays86 yes literally the clinking ice cubes and the robe is so fucking good

  • @WildkatLefunk
    @WildkatLefunk 5 лет назад +9

    So I've been in kind of a dark place lately, and discovering this podcast is exactly what I needed. Thank you for real.

  • @brennand933
    @brennand933 5 лет назад +55

    oh, you have two intro songs? hey bro, am I at woodstock? ehhhhhhhhhh change it
    edit: also gonna have to issue a "s'cock"

    • @Greeezy
      @Greeezy 5 лет назад +1

      Did he just release an EP? ehhhhhhhh change it

    • @Hizzleonizzle
      @Hizzleonizzle 5 лет назад +2

      You guys are ruining it

    • @DanielDanger420
      @DanielDanger420 5 лет назад

      Type O Negative!!!!!!!

  • @davidambra1573
    @davidambra1573 5 лет назад +10

    Boss-“I need your expertise”
    Me- “Farted”

  • @DigitalTimothy
    @DigitalTimothy 5 лет назад +41

    Chrinks with the brinks!

  • @tavog8150
    @tavog8150 5 лет назад +13

    Idk if anyone saw Andrew santinos podcast with Bryan callen as the guest. But it was gold and he had a funny ass bit on delia😂

    • @sharpshizz
      @sharpshizz 5 лет назад

      I didnt find it that funny.

  • @Flutesy
    @Flutesy 5 лет назад +1

    Hahahahahahahahaha the camera shutter.... I cannot with this. Amazing

  • @deadpool8340
    @deadpool8340 5 лет назад +92

    Shout out to Bryan callen problems song!!! Rip Bryan's marriage

    • @TheBlidget
      @TheBlidget 5 лет назад +11

      I fucking died when he said "I don't know what the show knows"

    • @CrookDanny
      @CrookDanny 5 лет назад +3

      I don’t know what the show knows is how I’m going to live my life from here on out 🤣

    • @Tormentality
      @Tormentality 5 лет назад

      lol bryan callen

    • @akaSheilaalien
      @akaSheilaalien 5 лет назад +1

      @@Thebrosephone lolz! I hope she rapes him for his Tesla

    • @deadpool8340
      @deadpool8340 5 лет назад +2

      @@Thebrosephone god I bet your a barrel of laughs with women!!

  • @rolandduson2021
    @rolandduson2021 5 лет назад +40

    I took off my robe RIGHT before he clarified it's not cool.

    • @BJ-ru2kw
      @BJ-ru2kw 5 лет назад +6

      Roland DuSon uh oh this shit is getting actually culty... put your rob back on bro it’s ok

    • @dudechillininthesky9244
      @dudechillininthesky9244 5 лет назад +6

      Or be dentless and make 60millions a year. Just saying. Choose your battle. Dents or cooda

    • @clipper6429
      @clipper6429 5 лет назад

      Roland DuSon sure, we believe you

    • @paigekroez9153
      @paigekroez9153 5 лет назад

      s’unfashionable but ehhhh s’convenient timin’

  • @QuantumAssassin
    @QuantumAssassin 5 лет назад +3

    When he was doing the British voice and coffee I WAS CRYING LAUGHING SO HARD I GOT BRAIN DAMAGE!!!!!!

  • @zachtooill
    @zachtooill 3 года назад +2

    The way Chris Delia met Chris Delia is the most Chris Delia way to meet Chris Delia. They need to meet Chris Delia.

  • @Corolui416
    @Corolui416 5 лет назад +4

    “I’m a male model when it comes to math dude. Sit on me!”

  • @iamvolant946
    @iamvolant946 5 лет назад +67

    Penelope is a lucky cool girl

  • @Square60
    @Square60 5 лет назад +2

    20:14 Why I listen to this podcast! #ManChild

  • @prohibitedbeatz
    @prohibitedbeatz 5 лет назад +30

    Makes total sense that Chris is one of those guys you’d see walking his little dog in the morning lol
    edit: except I forgot he doesn’t wake up until noon, so nevermind

  • @mintoreoshake
    @mintoreoshake 5 лет назад +1

    I love all the forces that made this guy be who he is and do this and be celebrated for it. Amazing guy.

  • @eden2esthar
    @eden2esthar 5 лет назад +26

    All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

  • @MM-mq9xj
    @MM-mq9xj 3 года назад +1

    “I need your expertise” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theredbaron9119
    @theredbaron9119 2 года назад

    Every time I watch Chris’s podcast all I hear in my head is the song “Clap Back Ja-Rule” I love these old episodes , being caught up on the podcast makes you crave lol . Stay strong babies

  • @Ken-pv9zu
    @Ken-pv9zu 5 лет назад +23

    Chris needs a gold hibiscus Versace hoodie to go with that G wagon #backinupthebrinkstruck #gamingthesystem #DENTLESS

  • @LinusKnight
    @LinusKnight 5 лет назад +2

    hahaha "THE EGO you have to have on you, to FART.... and just say: '...'farted..."

  • @MarvelousDre
    @MarvelousDre 5 лет назад +6

    “Cashapp” 😂😂🤙🏻

  • @EditByTony
    @EditByTony 5 лет назад +14

    Favorite part of the week

  • @user-ld3ny2yp2y
    @user-ld3ny2yp2y 5 лет назад +8

    59:52 I miss your lungs? really? no second thought? damn this guy is confident.

  • @TheRealSandorClegane
    @TheRealSandorClegane 5 лет назад +5

    “I aint changin for nobody” is most definitely an old person set in their ways kind of thing but whatevs

  • @MrBuggsBitch
    @MrBuggsBitch 5 лет назад

    41:08 - he ALMOST slips up and says he gives a fuck about sports.. 😂😂😂 the save was great Lmaoo

  • @maulcs
    @maulcs 5 лет назад +3

    Not too many comedians who could put out this level of new content consistently.

  • @yurekandsnakes
    @yurekandsnakes 5 лет назад +66

    I came here for silly goose time.

  • @uawakeme
    @uawakeme 5 лет назад +1

    31:09 laughed simultaneously with Chris :D

  • @zoeslounge95
    @zoeslounge95 5 лет назад +1

    i love when i can hear Juan Fyre laughing in the background

  • @GreatJobTy
    @GreatJobTy 5 лет назад +20

    NSA= no strings attached, my guess

    • @ashleymitchell8782
      @ashleymitchell8782 5 лет назад

      I believe you are correct, that is my guess too.. can't think of what else it could be but what he said was very hilarious.

  • @CJLomega
    @CJLomega 5 лет назад +9

    “If you’re a guy model, you’re a CHAIR...”

  • @LoVeAmBiEnT
    @LoVeAmBiEnT 4 года назад +1

    Hey Chris on Craigslist the Do Not solicit offer is just an option you choose when you run the ad. You check a little box and don't have to type any of that crap.

  • @WhackashitCollaborations
    @WhackashitCollaborations 5 лет назад +3

    D0 yOu hAvE A PASSPORRT?!?
    Did yOU gET YOUR SHOTS?~?!

  • @jackierulz2
    @jackierulz2 5 лет назад

    "MAKE IT BIGGER BRO I'M NOT A FUCKING EAGLE" 35:20 😂

  • @WhiskeyTangoPodcast
    @WhiskeyTangoPodcast 5 лет назад +125

    If my brother is reading this, you aint shiiiiiiiiit

  • @jacsprat00
    @jacsprat00 2 года назад

    Came back to rewatch this episode and Aaahhyessss dude!!! It’s so good! When Chris figured out the shutter sound for camera, I fucking lost it 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @katrinadutton9156
    @katrinadutton9156 5 лет назад +1

    You mentioned Undateable, I absolutely loved that show and realized my boyfriend hasn't seen any of it.I can't find it anywhere though! Where can I find it??

  • @bobbybobob2648
    @bobbybobob2648 5 лет назад +3

    The hockey player is named Collin Delia.
    Juan Fyre whoever said he had the same name as Chris

  • @bilalnajjar903
    @bilalnajjar903 5 лет назад +11

    His Pacino was spot on!

  • @ec1015
    @ec1015 5 лет назад +1

    I literally cried laughing at the baseball bit

  • @zachcoleman3357
    @zachcoleman3357 5 лет назад +1

    I like how he doesn't realize all Craigslist ads say that

  • @aLovelyDay4Love
    @aLovelyDay4Love 5 лет назад +12

    Eminem should be one of the first guests on this podcast 😍😍😍 Looking forward to mommy D’elia AF tho 🤩🤩🤩

  • @GilFAMCPT
    @GilFAMCPT 5 лет назад +2

    15:00 about maths is the best

  • @Bombay1989
    @Bombay1989 5 лет назад +1

    9:40 I’m done lmao same feeling towards my pups

  • @justinboudreau3130
    @justinboudreau3130 5 лет назад +12

    20 bucks we see Schaub with no socks in a leather jacket this year.

    • @Thelilbone
      @Thelilbone 5 лет назад

      Justin Boudreau he's gonna Rip his Drip

  • @double_d_8885
    @double_d_8885 5 лет назад +1

    Im loving the podcast, it's much more down to earth than some other podcast.

  • @LinusKnight
    @LinusKnight 5 лет назад +1

    I really look forward to this podcast every week. Thanks Chris, I really mean it. Thanks for taking the time to entertain us and share some stories, yo.

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube 5 лет назад

    Is it just me or are these somehow getting progressively funnier every week? And they started off hilarious!!!

  • @aminimal_
    @aminimal_ 4 года назад +1

    “Deviancy begets deviancy.” - Chris D’Elia, moral philosopher

  • @trashmike7642
    @trashmike7642 5 лет назад +7

    "and all the babies were happy again.."

  • @altfiwithleighlommen310
    @altfiwithleighlommen310 4 года назад +1

    "Sam and Butters, Versace's clothing". Dude, just come out already. It's okay. We will still listen

  • @edanaya2000
    @edanaya2000 5 лет назад +33

    I am pooping while I watch you

    • @rolandduson2021
      @rolandduson2021 5 лет назад +3

      I was too.

    • @TheClevelandSteamer
      @TheClevelandSteamer 5 лет назад +2

      That's a long poop

    • @clipper6429
      @clipper6429 5 лет назад +3

      I take a one hour shit once a week so I don’t have to talk to my wife on Saturday morning so I can definitely relate to this

    • @sharpshizz
      @sharpshizz 5 лет назад +2

      Roland DuSon I’m pooping while I write you.

    • @rolandduson2021
      @rolandduson2021 5 лет назад +1

      @@sharpshizz This reply would've been written while pooping, but someone steals my chargers, so this was written immediately after.

  • @Rye4561
    @Rye4561 5 лет назад

    One of the best episodes for a while, leather jacket and no socks, simply sensational

  • @b80bbx68
    @b80bbx68 5 лет назад +1

    Been a good week! First TFATK then H3. Now we're back at the log cabin babies.

  • @lntoTheSunset
    @lntoTheSunset 5 лет назад

    I choked up my lungs when Chris was doing the male model square root bit lmao

  • @iconoclaster674
    @iconoclaster674 5 лет назад +19

    A new one fah hinally

  • @molsondutch93
    @molsondutch93 5 лет назад +5

    If you don't like dogs who bark, why get tiny dogs?!????

  • @dancinggold17
    @dancinggold17 5 лет назад +4

    When he was showing the dookie pants video I just kept staring at the glass on the table. S'grody.

  • @charliecreamer1533
    @charliecreamer1533 4 года назад +2

    So funny to hear Juant Fire and Ivant Laughing in the background

  • @gbmike1xx565
    @gbmike1xx565 5 лет назад +10

    G Wagon=Cuda.

  • @albertobuckley9646
    @albertobuckley9646 5 лет назад

    When he said "I'm raw and what you see is what you get" I got them TMP flashbacks

  • @BL-wh2ux
    @BL-wh2ux 5 лет назад

    I let new podcast episodes play while I'm gone so I don't have to feel guilty for skipping through the ads when I'm actually watching.

  • @Codyjb818
    @Codyjb818 5 лет назад +3

    Schools need to focus more on helping students learn common trades

    • @Steezey7
      @Steezey7 5 лет назад

      Codyjb818 schools need to focus more on teaching students how to teach themselves

  • @AndrewFunnyMan
    @AndrewFunnyMan 5 лет назад

    You can totally hear Bill Burr's "World Elites" voice at 20:01 - love it

  • @williamdglass1365
    @williamdglass1365 5 лет назад

    lmao so hard about him getting angry about the dogs barking

  • @secretvendingmachine3445
    @secretvendingmachine3445 5 лет назад

    Dogs are like "But dad barks all the time"

  • @EduKEduKEduK
    @EduKEduKEduK 4 года назад +1

    "i miss your lungs" hahahhahha #braintumor

  • @pantokage
    @pantokage 5 лет назад +3

    Who’s the pitcher in this game?

  • @artofwar420
    @artofwar420 5 лет назад

    Bro, your Al Pacino bit was mad hilarious! Made me appreciate getting older a bit more haha.

  • @reeceburnett93
    @reeceburnett93 5 лет назад +1

    Ayyy Chris Delano ! Great podcast champ.

  • @ScreenRealm
    @ScreenRealm 5 лет назад +1

    Al Pacino impression on point. Also... yeah, f**k high school.

  • @Daantjer
    @Daantjer 5 лет назад +1

    Smoothest intro ever jesus

  • @staceyseto2712
    @staceyseto2712 5 лет назад

    "farted." hahahahaha d'elia kills this video commentary

  • @paulcastleberry3697
    @paulcastleberry3697 5 лет назад +4

    Hey Chris, when you show us a video... s’letit play.

  • @justinnolen5587
    @justinnolen5587 5 лет назад

    i watched this like 8 days ago and im still laughing. thank you bro

  • @joem2142
    @joem2142 5 лет назад

    Why do I watch this podcast religiously lol

  • @colleenj27
    @colleenj27 5 лет назад

    Thank you for making Monday’s tolerable 🙌🏻

  • @kylekruskol5612
    @kylekruskol5612 5 лет назад

    Literally in high school and doing some math homework while listening to this

  • @rupexo
    @rupexo 5 лет назад +1

    14:20 lmao

  • @theniconatale
    @theniconatale 5 лет назад

    If you don’t hang out in your Versace robe, you haven’t checked out Harvey J of the Hennessy House

  • @justinfuzzyhat
    @justinfuzzyhat 5 лет назад +1

    Got that fresh documentary hitter

  • @jhbraucht
    @jhbraucht 5 лет назад +1

    12:22 the anger is REAL

  • @tyleroneil6225
    @tyleroneil6225 5 лет назад

    George Brett is a fucking legend for this lol

  • @jeffscozz
    @jeffscozz 5 лет назад

    The robe rant the best

  • @danimitchell1816
    @danimitchell1816 5 лет назад

    1 guest a month is the perfect amount!

  • @DougJK
    @DougJK 5 лет назад +45

    Fuckin’ DENTless

  • @TeBeezY
    @TeBeezY 5 лет назад +1

    "I don't trust like that." 49:50

  • @TheRealSandorClegane
    @TheRealSandorClegane 5 лет назад

    Does anyone know what brand of joggers chris is wearing?

  • @cheesbobmcgrady
    @cheesbobmcgrady 5 лет назад +1

    “I miss your lungs”

  • @el.blanco8961
    @el.blanco8961 5 лет назад

    Listening to this podcast as I roam around my two bedroom house with a cheap robe on.

  • @ThaDentMan
    @ThaDentMan 5 лет назад

    Congrats on the new g-wagon! Those headlights are sick af

  • @brandonlowe5654
    @brandonlowe5654 5 лет назад

    I’m sick as shit and I needed this silly goose time!

  • @KingKong19100
    @KingKong19100 5 лет назад

    Chris looks exactly like Bigby Wolf from The Wolf Among Us!