Open Up The Limit (116) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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On today's show, Chris responds to the local Albuquerque news covering his reaction from last week. Also discussed: Coachella, Star Wars, Scarface, and Grandma Carmella. And we're back to Los Angeles for Missed Connections this week, some of the best yet.
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Hello, Babies!!!!
i would say "SUP DADDY" cuz im part of ur fan base but that's hella suss.... LOL
Julian Adame ya cuda
We not gonna talk about that "reverse jerk" slip (58:27) HAHA
@Julian Adame are you an illiterate Japanese mobster? Cuz,
Yakuda
Sup daddy❤️❤️❤️❤️
I really appreciate that you’re still consistent with the podcast despite being crazy busy all the time, much love man
@Aaron Glass real talk😅
Swanging from da goofnuggets lmao
Adorkable
Kambrie burton Hey Sweetie, Direct your affection somewhere worthwhile.... This Podcast Is why Chris is "Crazy busy". This has helped his career more than anything He's ever done.... i'M not even bashing chris.... I'm just saying settle down.... He's not doing this for you, or anyone, Other then himself. he won't even deny that.
Shredding Gnarly Harley *than.
@@Shreddingharley Beep...Beep what's that? Oh Just the BRINKS TRUCK BAAAAAAAACKIN UP
*Here for a silly goose time and that’s it...*
Gang gang
No
Suckin', Fuckin' and Tall Grass babies
Bradley Rayson u must be from Albuquerque
@@bigshammy RIP Billy Conforto. Gang gang
"If you can get replaced by a piece of tape... eh"
"Anybody who smokes a guitar .... do I have a tumor?" hahahahaha
Being at war with a city.... SOOO ALPHAAA
hope ur not talkin bout his favorite city USA. alberqurqie
and simultaneously giving the IG thot army the 'no' their daddies never did
Chris just film your next special in Albuquerque already
at the Kimo.
100th like bitches , fuck your whole team
@@Richard-ts2zx you should get a metal for noticing that.
A really good autistic metal. Handicapped plate or something cool.
I live for the brief laugh from Juan Fire in the background, tbh. It’s extremely rare but when it happens, it’s like discovering a unicorn I think.
imaposer3 time stamp?
Tostitos199 50:55
Joe Hartman thx
I like blueband's hearty laugh in ymh
It’s totally his touring opener (whatever his name is) laughing.. this was revealed in the crossover ep when Theo kind of slipped up and started talking about his real identity. He’s most likely Juan.. and Ivan Getridof is most likely his friend who is also his tour manager.
i live in canada and ive never appreciate how laid back the walk sign guy is, thank you
J D wait...you live in Canada?...eh...no need to mention that...
J D he be chilling walking by. So true.
Lol same
This is the most interesting thing to happen to Albuquerque since Breaking Bad and they know it. They’re milking this shit lol
Just laughed way too hard quietly at work at that news caster saying he said the building are short 💀
Chris would probably say you can’t laugh way too hard quietly. You didn’t laugh way too hard
Right dude that shit is so fuckin funny
The Albuquerque war is amazing, the next time he does stand up there it's gonna be crazy
People here are way too serious. He wasn't wrong when he called Albuquerque a shit hole.
KassLass I’m in Santa Fe, haha he’s not wrong at all. I saw him in Santa Fe so fucking cool
When the next battle occurs, I will be here; ready to chose the correct side...
@@marcusaurelius652 Lucky! I was supposed to work the Kimo gig, but barely missed the bid. I bet he did an amazing job.
KassLass I'm from Albuquerque and I love it but it's too hard to not take Chris side haha
Chris my girlfriend broke up with me because I hyperextended my knee and didn’t realize it until now, thanks
Albuquerque: where you city name is taller than your buildings
Hahaha!!! You must be a true baby with that joke
@@tom23j calm down.
tom23j lol I been here since episode 1
"and he said our buildings...are short" LMAOOOOOOOO
Lmfaoooo that baseball missed connections part had me crying!!!
You should go on that news show and serve them up a good ol’ fashion Grand Slam live on air.
As Chank Smith
Just Z They could do it via Skype or something like that
Chris was the first to talk about Andrew Tate on his podcast 🤣
Chris 'Dude do I have a tumour?!' D'Elia
After a 16h shift, on the train, I'm here for a silly goose time baby and that's it.
Say what? What you do on a train for 16hours man?
That sucks!
Haha!
@38:16 just how quickly he says: "Do I have bags? Yes!" murders me.
'Bout to light me up a fat Fender, gettin' shredded.
Where
@@stellasurreal6987 wherever the party at!
Having a shit house week and cult leader just said we should be happy to be alive and don’t be a Cuda...best therapy session ever. Needed this podcast this week, thanks Dude x
“Or if you’re in Detroit look at how gray it is” 😂😂😂 I’m not even mad because it’s true. We Michiganders love ya Chris!
You get a thumbs up for the quiznos clip alone! haha i spit my coffee EVERYWHERE.
That dead grandma story actually cured my cancer
Don Coreleon the chemo theater cured my cancer. 🤣
You are a gift given to us from the Comedy Gods. Thank you so much.
36:46 funniest moment of the podcast 😂🤣😂
This and Joe Santagatos podcast are the only ones I look forward to weekly. Makes me laugh so hard every time. 😂
Vivi Fernandes y’gah’boyf?
@@solidusmusique happily married 😌
Anyone else watching in 2022 and seeing Andrew Tate in 2019 as “Star Wars guy” 😂
"Keep your arms in front of you when you're running." - Truth.
"Oh I must be James Bond because those aren't legs and an ass, those are toothpicks with olives on them"
Holy shit I'm dying here with the baseball montage!
The BABIES are here for you!! ✊🏾
"If you're a sign holder and you can be replaced with tape..... Ehhhh" lolololololol
He can literally say "what's up" and I'll be on the floor laughing😂💝
I bet your body count is so high
He is attractive as he is hilarious
Stop huffing gas.
"Aye, he's just too sick wit it...🤫😎😖"
@@Abrahamhamham I ain't man😂
Hahaha “anyone that smokes a guitar”....A GUITAR 😂 that was priceless
Do I have a tumor? :) CTFU
Its_MillerTime 315 I was literally drinking a water bottle and snorted the water into my sinuses 😂😂😂 but it was well worth it because I rarely laugh that hard
I BURSTED out in laughter when you slipped and said "smoke a guitar" idk why but that just tickled the shit out of me. great as always Chris!
My body is ready for the next hour of lafs
The welcome to the limit bit tho, I am rolling my guy 🤣🤣😭😭🤣😭, so foreign hahaha
Absolutely loved hearing about your nan and how much you loved her and how awesome she was! makes me think of how great my nan was really made me so happy
This is the sweetest, most wholesome comment I've read on RUclips in a long time. Guess I won't kill myself today.
Great work, keep up the good vibes ❤
Every week I hold in a shit until Chris uploads the pod to RUclips, and then I take an hour long shit. Great podcast today. Now I wait.
My favourite episode of congratulations 😂 this one always stuck with me
2 things about this episode:
1- funny how chris always defended whitney and she immediatly threw him under the bus over some rumours;
2 - the inception of Andrew Tate, who knew huh? 😄😆
There are definitely people who make 80s style music in current day Chris. We all know you secretly love music but don't want to admit it though
synth wave/ synth pop
The bleachers sound really 80s!!!
Laughing so hard right now. Thank you #ChrisDelia @chrisdelia
7:20 he was about to say James Brown 😂😂
“Dude, do I have a tumour” 😂
Omgggg the Albuquerque stuff has me ROLLING! Hahaha🤣
Is it disrespectful to listen during school?
Yes.
Does it matter cause i'm still doing my work?
No.
Would I get more done if i didn't?
Yes.
Will I?
No.
Will they notice?
No.
And that's fiiiine
Turn ‘round, step forward, GAGUNK, y’cuda,S’free cunch
my dude just tried SO hard in this comment^ lol
Haydon SOOO ALPHA this dude
S’toomuch
Aaand it's definitely not gonna do a... DEEEEENT IN YOUR LIFE..or maybe it id
Technically guy with the sign isnt wrong. Quiznos is everywhere.
Colton W haven’t seen one in 12 years
I wish it was everywhere. We only had one back home and I moved and there's none. I miss it
All of these comments are fucking aweome
Oh my God I live here in Albuquerque. I went to see you when you came. This whole news segment is freaking hilarious! I hope we make a news segment about you reacting to them reacting to your podcast. Loving it!
I told her my grandma died 😂
Vincent DeBonis “And they were both alive” 😂😂😂
45:10 "it's pretty '80s but i guess it is the '80s, so..." love Chris
16:38 I went from just watching and eating pizza to crying right then.
The Quiznos sign got me
They fact they quoted you and said "he said our buildings are short" had me in a full 'lol' hahahaha
The baseball Craigslist may be the funniest thing I've ever witnessed on this podcast hahaha
so that extra camera was just for thumbnail pics? juan hire!
ahh i cant breathe "DO I HAVE A TUMOR?!?!??" 🤣🤣🤣
Grandma stories were great!
You know who was a great sign spinner? Badger. You know where Badger is from? S'Albuquerque.
Chris you silly goddamn goose you did it again. Always love this podcast, thank you for bringing laughter to our day every week man.
Toothpick with an olive in it 😂😂😂
The sound clips on this podcast get me every time 😂
Sitting in my tiny studio apartment wearing nothing but my bath robe, smoking a cigar, wishing I was going to Coachella while listening to Congratulations. Mmkaayy!
They should keep the news segment going, hard hitting journalism with some interesting breakthroughs
Open the limit song is stuck in my head now thank's.
One dislike is from Albuquerque news network
Not funny
James Fraser stfu
43:00 the greatest 20 mins of podcast history. Died laughing!
Never laughed so hard than when he was talking about Leo running with his arms behind him 😂
28:41 - 29:02 fucking kills me LMAO
Nobody:
Juan Fire: Obviously..
And then he DM’ed me: Have you seen Star Wars?
Lmao!!
"Half a minute to mars" X-D
Silly goose time, that's it.
The flavor notes on this guitar are music to my taste buds.
Going back and re-watching this 4 years later its just as funny as I remember. If not funnier with the Tate shoutout
This podcast gives me so much joy. Especially when I need it most. Much love for the cult and daddy!!
Wow missed connections was fantastical!
Just sat down on the toilet.. Am i about to poop while i watch this? Yes. Will i sit long enouph for my legs to go numb? Yes. Did i lay a trap net down so i dont get any back splash? Yes.. Will i get done by the time i finish writing this?probably...
I've only watched two episodes but this is the best one ever so far.
I was pretty indifferent to Chris, so I started listening to the podcast to see if I liked him, and then today he said the nobody memes need to die, and told the story about hyperextending his knee and saying his grandma died, and I'm officially a Baby now.
S'free cunch, I can like whoever I want.
That stuff about Open up the limit is so fucking perfect. I always was laughin and frowning at the "welcome to the limit" part. dude, perfect!
Nobody:
Chris: nobody memes need to stop
sex mustache i second that
Albuquerque being so ... Alba-Quirky
Did I watch this podcast AGAIN because of the thumbnail? Yes.
37:30 Chris hitting those whistle tones
Absolutely in love with this podcast, man. 🙏🏼☺️
“I wonder how much I spend on coffee btw. All year. Its gotta be 25 grand”
*takes sip of iced coffee*
Had to come and get that hitter!!
Gang Gang!
I would be near tears too if I couldn't find the Quiznos
Haha,makes Jacksonville look like paradise...I live in Jacksonville and it suxxxxxxxx
I listened to that song this morning to start my day lol
just starting listening last week and i’ve listened to so many episodes, can’t believe it’s taken me this long to listen...proud to call myself a baby!!
Digging the Columbus, OH license plate! Awesome to see something that represents home on the podcast.
Right. But it's not only Columbus.... 🧐🧐
@@WillyG38 True. Franklin County nevertheless.
Can't wait for the news' 3rd segment !
Chris bro that end segment push it to the limit baseball shit was down right savage af and hilarious!!!!! Good shit
Leave
I'm from Detroit and those car smoke clouds are euphoric spot on Chris
"he did poke fun and said our buildings are short" hHAHAHHA I LOST IT HAHHAHAHA