Thank You for this Chris. I just lost my pug 2 days ago and I’ve been a mess. Your story with the bear and your family made me laugh soo much. I needed that man. Thank you.
10:44 The Blue Scrotum guy was William Montgomery in the middle of the Olympics ceremony and no one will tell me differently! I aint ever gonna stop believing that was William Montgomery!
@@steventate8514 so I have a friend called Jesus from Medellin. He’s always introduces himself as Jesus from Medellin. I’m a Christian and I think they were paying homage to Greek Gods because last time I checked, there wasn’t a blue man in the Last Supper. Furthermore, The Last Supper is a painting from Da Vinci made centuries after the Bible was written. Furthermore, Da Vinci was gay. I think everyone should just chill. It wasn’t a slight on Christians. And if you are Christian, how weak is your faith that you get shaken by a bunch of fat old trans people? It’s all good. Much love to you.
What did you take to go to sleep Chris d'elia I need this in my life!!!!I have the worst insomnia like you do.Help a fan Boi out!!!!I need to stock up for us at the log cabin!!!😂
This was a f…ing awesome ep. I was pissing myself laughing. Chris D’Elia is a joy bringer😀. I lost my beautiful mother recently & without fail he picks me up & makes me laugh so hard ❤
I’m dead I love the real life stories real shit kills me dad hitting the door nanny with the dog food you never disappoint brother ! Congratulations fan for life
"so..'ard!" I miss JCVD impersonation so much. watch Ten MinutePodcast best of. Arnold Schwarzenegger and John Claude Van Dame get a dog. Rolls me every time.
Dude between 18:30-19:00 minutes, you pissed me off because I couldn’t understand your flow of thought & literally rewinded it like 8 times then I spilled my coffee & now I’m pissed 😂 😤
“Regilar minds where like “that's fine they did that but if someone mentions the Olympics in my direction ill walk into traffic and beg that someone hits me” 👻 I fucking died laughing.
at 49:39 you can see a segway into the Chocolate croisants riff with the balone fingers ( i bet mr Delia senior) reads this and texts it to Chris ) chocholate dog food hand fingers croisants merch coming up , get that merch chris balone fingers..... lol you crack me up . hey by the way we in australia luv our Utes , blue ones . lol . keep it real , and get your folks away from the bears move them in with you ...italians do this.....peace and hope 2024 is a safer Year for all .... ciao
I agree with Chris about the hawk tuah but also he did one of the worst interviews ever by him and bro having the guy who shit him self during a marathon
Where can I find the video where Mike got stuck between or behind window blinds? That video was so funny and Chris posted it a long time ago and now I can’t find it anywhere
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Dreamcatcher from 2003, look it up Chris, u'll enjoy it 😂
currently at my 9-5 watching congratulations to stay awake, eeeee’yessss dude!!!!
Same
😂😂
Hey Chris, thank you for pusing through and giving us the fire content despite being tired and burnt out.. we're here for it and we love you for it
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Chris casually taking about taking a Xanax and calling it a "melatonin thing". 😂
Lmao I thought that but melatonin does give you insane dreams
I know it's funny but I fucking hate it when ppl say they don't do drugs yet do this shit... TF YOU THINK THAT IS NUMB NUTS
I thought he called it Xani island
He would have it was xani . I'm thinking it was an Ambien those things I hear can knock you clean out 🤙🏻but who knows
No, when he says melatonin, he means melatonin.When he says Xani he mean Xani
Thank You for this Chris. I just lost my pug 2 days ago and I’ve been a mess. Your story with the bear and your family made me laugh soo much. I needed that man. Thank you.
Oh no, I’m so sorry. ❤️🩹❤️🩹
the catch me outside joke is soooooo well crafted and brilliant. lololol im dying
“Hey a bear’s here… call everyone to come over!!!” 😭
Dude the way Chris carried that olympic ceremony bit all the way back to ancient Greece had me dead 😂😂😂
You’ve got a caffeine addiction there my guy
Glad you're perfect my guy
obviously
Nearly everyone does my guy
Caffeine is the sh1t, may ghay
@@rubenfelixojeda gonna need some evidence for that . Chris seems quite addicted. Seems like he drinks coffee all day
The going for the wipe is the most real and relatable thing I've ever heard.
Ohhhh my god hahahahaha this bear story. I’m crying😂😂😂
@2:15 the afflac duck/half laughs had me cracking up😂😂
The whole Hawk Tuah bit being on podcast got me cryin laughin🤣🤣
Chris’s ability to lengthen a bit by quenching his thirst is epic work
The bear story, incredible 🤣😅😂
Bro never stop making this shit. I neeeeeed it
Shout out to the 9-5 workforce!! Also, David Sullivan has a huuuge head
Ginormous!
Going off about 9-5 and it's like I punch in at 6am 😂
10:44 The Blue Scrotum guy was William Montgomery in the middle of the Olympics ceremony and no one will tell me differently! I aint ever gonna stop believing that was William Montgomery!
It wasn’t even supposed to look like the last supper. It was supposed to pay homage to a French painting called The Feast of Dionysus
@@SuperOpsis Is that why the lady in the middle with the Halo was recorded saying "I'm Olympic Jesus"
@@steventate8514 so I have a friend called Jesus from Medellin. He’s always introduces himself as Jesus from Medellin. I’m a Christian and I think they were paying homage to Greek Gods because last time I checked, there wasn’t a blue man in the Last Supper. Furthermore, The Last Supper is a painting from Da Vinci made centuries after the Bible was written. Furthermore, Da Vinci was gay. I think everyone should just chill. It wasn’t a slight on Christians. And if you are Christian, how weak is your faith that you get shaken by a bunch of fat old trans people? It’s all good. Much love to you.
@@steventate8514 Actually I apologise. Having looked into it further I realise I’m wrong. I got bad info. My apologies
And he aint nevuh guhnna stohp!!
Thank you for rizzing me up about working Monday to Friday 9 to 5 ❤
thank u chris for having the pod on spotify. always love listening to a silly goose time while goin sleep sleep
Don't invite me if a bear's over!!! 🤣🤣
Keep it up, friend! The log cabin remains sturdy.⚔️
Dude, frozen shoulder is no joke! I've had it twice already! Each time it lasted almost a freaking YEAR! SO I get it, you have my empathy.
that train story made my day
The bear story had me dying 😂😂😂
Best crow noise thank you!
That david Sullivan story was sick! That friendship is awesome
This is the most interesting podcast on the planet.
Episode 400 gets the parents on YAAAAS dude ❤
What did you take to go to sleep Chris d'elia I need this in my life!!!!I have the worst insomnia like you do.Help a fan Boi out!!!!I need to stock up for us at the log cabin!!!😂
21:19 Chris thought Celine Dion’s heart would go on and on YEEES DUDE
Every time he does the JCVD impression I die laughing 🤣
57:43 freaking love y’all’s friendship 😂❤
Good ol’ Celeone Dee…
The secret service part - that’s me lmao 🤝
"It's plastic time! Get outta here." LOLwhut?!
This was a f…ing awesome ep. I was pissing myself laughing. Chris D’Elia is a joy bringer😀. I lost my beautiful mother recently & without fail he picks me up & makes me laugh so hard ❤
" and then I'm like- HEYYYY, S' KINDA ON BRANDDD!" That actually makes sense
Agh-YESSSS DUDEE
Dude, I cut out caffeine for a couple weeks and started dreaming again. Might be worth considering!
How did you manage that? 😅
@@jumpboys1408 Just pulled the trigger! Few days of hurtin and then it’s over! Anyone can do it, as long as they commit :)
Always the highlight of my week, and I have a pretty cool life 😆
Braggin !
Went for a wipe. Saved my day
People in China driving on the Mario Kart tracks IRL
Exactly my first thought! 😂
I’m dead I love the real life stories real shit kills me dad hitting the door nanny with the dog food you never disappoint brother ! Congratulations fan for life
@58:09 "Vagabond!" David Sullivan is the definition of "Down for whatever".
As a Greek man, this might be my favorite episode
6:19 his description of a hypothetical 9-5 situation is my exact situation
The bots going crazy 😂
Thanks for doing your jean claude van damme impression, now i'm s'ord
Haha I’m a chronic TMP listener and was not expecting that callback accent
22:39 when you're whispering to someone and they yell out "what did you say?" Clueless. I'm whispering for a reason.
Congratulations D’elia
Great ep !!!!!!😂😂😂 Thanks dude!
Turn the weird blue light off. And that’s obvious.
"so..'ard!" I miss JCVD impersonation so much. watch Ten MinutePodcast best of. Arnold Schwarzenegger and John Claude Van Dame get a dog. Rolls me every time.
How do we stay awake during 9-5's? idk about you guys but i just yawn a lot and sometimes complain about how tired i am.
I thought yesterday was Thursday and was straight up distraught missing Congratulations (triggered)… Johnny never lets down.
Bro idk why your videos stopped being recommended to me. Guess that's why it's important to subscribe
Talking through taking a sip is rad
Gotta say I’m super excited to have the most fucked up post of the week back. Way better than missed connections.
David Sullivan is living life right. I wish i could do spontaneous stuff like that, but i can't.
Dude between 18:30-19:00 minutes, you pissed me off because I couldn’t understand your flow of thought & literally rewinded it like 8 times then I spilled my coffee & now I’m pissed 😂 😤
I’ll put bird seed in my eye!
54:53 hey Chris, nice save my guy. I think we can all tell what you wanted to say instinctively about that part of San Diego
“Regilar minds where like “that's fine they did that but if someone mentions the Olympics in my direction ill walk into traffic and beg that someone hits me” 👻 I fucking died laughing.
Hey a bears here. Call everyone to come over lmfao why you gotta make my tummy hurt so bad laughing
Facts on the water point
I LOVE this podcast but I can’t handle the swallowing of drinks on the mic 💯
Then you don't understand how respectful Chris is being and haven't been watching since the beginning.
“And then I’m like…” hahahahahahaha 😂
diabolical VHS VH1 mixup…
It makes me SO HAPPY that after all that stress you can come home to your wife and laugh about it 🥰🥰 hehehe how it should beeee
holy fuck the dog food in the purse had me in tears.
12:58 😆 now that's funny cuz there 0% chance it was just an innocent mistake.
I'm just now noticing the face in the Life Rips poster in the back
Awesome ep
Celine Dion is gonna have another Residency here in Vegas again at Resort World. You’re good 😁👍🏼
COVID’s coming back in 3 months.
Eeeeeeyeeeesssssseeeeee
Aquafina and Dasani 100% the worst water and even worse than tap werrterr😂
I dont think chris understands whata truly terrible day is
Bro, I don't sleep more than 4 hrs every day. Im a loader at fed ex. I do 3 to 4 trucks a day. ... I'm 37 ... Kill me
Cheese in crust man I feel for u, if I could I would've helped u
What's up babies. Any friends in the tall grass of the comments?
Let's play human leap frog together
Yeah dude I’m out here in the tall grass too.😎
yo.. im fucking crying 😂😂😂😂
35:35 😂😂😂
9:18 Emperor Palpatine
youre tired all the time because you drink espresso like its water.
And he travels all over all the time
We’re contented out Chris! Hawk tuah on a podcast is the most original thing I’ve heard in years 😑
at 49:39 you can see a segway into the Chocolate croisants riff with the balone fingers ( i bet mr Delia senior) reads this and texts it to Chris ) chocholate dog food hand fingers croisants merch coming up , get that merch chris balone fingers..... lol you crack me up . hey by the way we in australia luv our Utes , blue ones . lol . keep it real , and get your folks away from the bears move them in with you ...italians do this.....peace and hope 2024 is a safer Year for all .... ciao
Hey Chris . Long time fan . Seeing you when you come to Thunder Bay. That’s it
You and Dave Sullivan are real homies
I shouldn't relate to this as much as I do, a-f*cking-las.. (at least the "bear in the pool!" part)
Keeping it real.
Look at Chris getting all these sexy bots commenting
They are. . . . something else. 😂
"Bots"? or "Ex-Hoes"? Dayum! 👀
i noticed that too... i don't think those things bit for free
Omg, this sexy bot has developed self awareness
Don't even act like you ain't a sexy bot yourself
Crazy we’re almost at the big four hundo
I agree with Chris about the hawk tuah but also he did one of the worst interviews ever by him and bro having the guy who shit him self during a marathon
“I don’t really know too much about that, I just try to give 100% and that’s all I can do”
The gulp at 47:00 is a nightmare
I didn't realize my line in the sand was hawk tuah girl giving hour-long interviews, but it is. I'm done. I'm out. You guys can have my stuff.
Chris just discovered that bears exist 🤣
Where can I find the video where Mike got stuck between or behind window blinds? That video was so funny and Chris posted it a long time ago and now I can’t find it anywhere
I get to work at 7:30. Hit the Gym at 12 noon. Get back to work at 1:00. Get off work at 5:30 and so far so good.