In The Bear's Mouth (389) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 8 июл 2024
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This week Chris want's everyone to just get out of the bear's mouth. Plus the presidential debate, World's Worst Roommate, a great haircut, and online hate.
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0:00 Welcome to 389
1:30 UFC
2:40 Crinkle
9:12 OTTHJ
15:24 African lingo stamen
23:21 CSI Paris cuisine
28:01 Radio silence
37:12 Playstation 6
41:24 Bling train
47:48 Earth spiders
53:33 Different movies 
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Hi Chris, Gregory Peck is Armenian. Got any Mercedes jokes for him?
And you're the handsomest now, than I ever before.
"Queef Latina" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm F*cking DYING!!!!!!!
it's brilliant
@@cc-sb1is it’s an old SNL bit. Maya Rudolph
If only the presidential candidates were a little older 🙏🙏
You would think their combined ages would make them a couple of the wisest people on the planet... 🤡
Haven't even watched it yet, but I already know i loved it!!
cuz you're a cuda
Ikr he's so funny yo. Hes vocalizing the voice in my head for 25% of my thoughts. He's such a entertaining human
Whole milk or die! Amen!
The fact that we are creepin up on episode 400 is aaolutely insane!
This comment makes me happy and feel good. Sometimes my keyboard fingers or w.e. funk up what I'm saying like yours is. Everytime. So annoying. Have a great life fellow baby
@@inigomontoya619 I just leave it usually lol if you get what Im sayin, all good. If ya don't, who cares? I'm chillin in the tall grass!
The dentist appointment thing is so real. Then you get like Sunday scaries the night before the appointment lmaoo
bro the alarm shit was the most relatable thing hahaha, my mind works the same and it needs to change lol its fucked.
That dude in the beginning looked more like Chris than his own brother Matt lol
Chris Dereba done it again!!
Bacon and Pants 😂😂😂😂💀💀
The dentist appointment bit was great
Queef Latina killed me
“God this podcast is so good”… and I burst into laughter 😆
If we don’t get 10 minutes about Pedro Pascal being in “Gladiator 2” next week I’ll be SHOCKED
Is this the FIRST time someone has mentioned the QUEEF LATINA thing?! This is blowing my mind and my balls have been blown off.
No, Chad Daniels did a joke about this in a special about how his daughter referred to “an emmy winning artist as a mexican pussy fart” 😂
@@thatguy9807 Theo Von and Chad Daniels have made jokes about it before (and surely Mark Normand has mentioned it)
sup babies happy 4th!
Calvin “Dents” D’Elia
I find comfort in knowing Kristen and I watch movies the same way. If you aren’t thrifting , making a snack, designing a room, while watching a movie you 10000% need to pay attention to… what are you doing ?
35:35 now I will think of that every time I hear a Queen Latifah 😂🎉
Dentist thing was spot on lol
honestly, your podcast episodes are a breath of fresh air from all the bullshit in the world, so thanks for that
If you’re not watching the Congratulations Podcast right now you’re a Cuda. Cuda wouda shuda !
Cheeseburger in paradise to the tune of Two Tickets to Paradise. 😂
Ant McCreary, we could've been friends. You speak of burgers, well wtf? Where's my burger with a friend. Player, you broke my heart, and I hope that your burger games turn right around and take a quarter pounder out of ya booty.
Queef Latina was an even better joke when Chad Daniels came up with it 12 years ago
Queef Latina was a Chad Daniels joke a long time ago
Thank you for sharing Chris we love you and make me laugh every podcast
Congargalations
We out here! Sup doogie.
Sup bra
Dude these chapter titles huh? “UFC, Crinkle…” lol
I noticed it too about two week's ago when it said "PlayStation 7" hahah
Chicago Fire had the worst mustache 😂
You have a problem not getting your words across, spit it out Chris 😂 da da da da da da
Idaho? You can get some property next to your old co worker...the big bear
I’m like you, always figuring everything out ! 😎
How many episodes do you think Chris says the name Gregory Peck? I would guess at least 50% lol
😂😂😂 spot on Chris
33:44 I nearly had a heart attack
I WIN IN MY HEAD!!
3:25 laugh 😂😂😂😂😂
400th episode should have, guest host Jeremy Renner.
Whole milk or Die Tshirt
Queef latina is a Chad daniels bit btw
💡 someone should re-record this and have the words come from his butt. “We’ve had presidents before…”, “man, I would quit the internet if…”
This way we don’t have to associate his face with all the stupid sh*t he says
Chris, I would love to hear your review of the new Kevin Costner saga Horizon. I saw it it the other night and it was...oh...so...bad. Your take on it would be hilarious.
Didn’t end up coming because I didn’t want to go alone.
That was weird when he said " at craft service" I knew he would say bagle 🤯
Preach!!
Only podcast comments I don’t check until I’m done the entire episode
To be fair.. in the 1950s.. the 30yo actors looked much older than 59yo Gregory Peck. So He could pass as 29 back in that Omen movie.
Literally every one of Audrey Hepburn's male costars looked geriatric!
Hoping your wife forgets there's that thing you gotta do...😎
what a honor to be the first watching
When i have to flip the script on Independence Day and commence "Operation: Do-it-to-em" attitude for the rest of the family gathering and also, most likely, the rest of my life because I hear the word "UNABASHEDLY" and now I have to be the winter soldier and I say blame Chris.
Literally looking the same with or without haircut!!!🤷♂️😅
Got tickets to your only Melbourne show but can't make it
I'm absolutely devastated.
What could be more important?
It's the only chance I'll get to snowboard this year. I'm so torn@@SusieQZee
Sometimes he doesn’t have it in him
New comedy Special…”Mental War Games” by Chris D’elia
@52:05 🎶 Secret Asian Men 👓
Josh wolf does stand up with his son. They're a lil. Idk.. but must be so dope for josh and their sons dont knownhow cool it is. But when theyre old. They will have to think back. LIke damn. That was awesome. My dad is awesome.
Team wholesome 💯🍼
Oh it's the cat in the hat
Come to Maine
This Channel has 600k subs and only 40k views on average, how does that work?
"In the Mouth of a Bear" 39:55
Chris only listens to music that he looks good listening to.
Happy 4th
Mark Normand has been saying queef latina for years
Oh no, not a notha won
We need a Review for White Chicks on the next Episode. THANKS
SuperExcellent
this is absolutly not the first time i have heard queef latina.
click click patina
Lol Hi. I'm Ian from Irvine
Hair looks great. Still got that nice italian sheen. Its just too healthy. Like my half brother. Always look sweaty. Thats why people say your hair looks dirty. Its the sheen on it. If it wasnt glossy and more matte. But i dont think some people can get it.
Felt bad for him. Some peeps would call him greasy Joe. BUt his hair was always clean.
14:00
Slazy. Ya know? Not even S'lazy.
White Chicks is one of the greatest comedies ever 🙌🫶 it's weird Chris never saw it 😅😂
WHOLE MILK TILL I DIE
Upper term limits, for sure. Fuck this shit.
You care about your legacy. Don't lie.
yes wholee milk only
Chris is scared of Salt Lake City
400th episode you get ethan klien on and finally make good with him and so u can join the h3 crew once again as your humor and Mind are so synchronistic if u watch h3 and all of chris' stuff u see they make some of the same jokes and points and have similar morals. If I am the only one to be requesting this then so be but it. It needs to happen we can't have this bridge broken for much longer we can rebuild and it is the one and only way chris can truly be uncanceled . And chris kids would b3 good friends with ethans kids let's face it!!!!
H3 is a backstabber
Asian man so zany :'D
I think the chick from worst roommate ever probably went a little hard on the pain killers and they're conveniently leaving that part out to make her seem like only a victim.
The roommate was in charge of them
If your 400th episode isn't your mother, I'm unsubscribing.
Eh s’deeper
👍 agreed, Petition engage.
No- please don't do that. People THINK that they want that episode...but they don't really. You'll chuckle for the first few minutes, and then you'll realize that she's just like your Mom too, and she's not interested in being funny- just Mom stuff.😂
Then you'll start scrolling away. I know it, and you know it. Almost no one wants Chris to have a guest on the show EVER- even if it is his sweet, adorable Mother! My opinion.
Thank you for reading...and be well.🗿
No. We already get Matt on Lifeline.
@@TAStormChasinglifeline sucks
Dang why does CHRIS look so young 😂is that a full beard of gray? KNOCKIN ON DEATHS DOOOOOOR
Stop😂
Why are the bookmarks always wrong and why is one of them always Playstation 6?
rob schneider
Sorry Chris but "The House of Dragons?" ehh s' foreign
LeFlop aint goated tho 😅
Runk
So???
Oh chris posted a video...
So?????
STILL GAAATIT
Chicksjustgetideas 🤫
How 16 years old is it to sleep 10+ hours everyday 😂
I wish I could sleep longer than 7 hours
Just got a fresh cut and started listening to this episode. Life rips!
I'm balding aggressively. Life rips! 😆
Men start to become less handsome when they reach whatever age Bryan Callen was 8 years ago.
We will never ever be told sooner about any early appointments ever in our entire lifetime. It’s always absolutely like that last minute wish you would’ve told me earlier.
STOP YELLING!!!!!!! 🤬
Eeeyessss
dudeeeeee
You HAVE to watch white chicks