Dude I wish I could open Chris's brain when the lady was singing just to hear his thoughts...just for one second...id be rolling on the ground I just know it lmao
51:00 ughhhh my boyfriend does this kind of thing! He will come to the doorway to start a conversation while I’m doing something in another room, and then he starts walking away and I can’t hear him! It drives me bonkers lol
Hoping Chris sees this. 2020 summer I used to come home from work, walk to the park a couple blocks away with a pre roll, sit at a picnic table in the field and just watch congratulations pod by myself just laughing and chillin. Thanks for that, especially during covid.
It always gives me some weird inner rage when I hear about a wife cheating on her husband who is in the military. Like wife cheats on husband with any other job and I think "oh that sucks." I have no idea why I feel this way?
whenever people say “wait what?” after i say something but ik they heard at least a little of what i said i ask them “what do you think i said” and almost always they actually did hear me
The katana broke because they were hitting the spine on the table. That’s the absolute weakest way it could be hit. The curve of the blade and the thin edge was facing UP, with no thick backbone it broke… and yes cheap junk broke even quicker then a quality katana. Also a top 3 clip of all time among greats like the Grape Stomping Lady and Chocolate Crescents 🤣
I’ve never heard anyone describe being super high on Marijuana as “destroyed”. I’ve only heard it in reference to alcohol. The stupidest drug for stupid idiots.
I used to have insomnia and I saw that guy stab himself live on TV. I also saw that guy shatter the one of a kind record tube on tech TV. Damn I'm lame 😅
I don't wanna be mean, but that girl didn't put much effort in to the writing, not catchy, not edgy or querky. Just pure cringe. She seemed like a lovely lady and has a nice voice though
The guy with the gucci bags was swedish, and we often say "du ser helt förstörd ut" to our friends when they look like they havent slept, which directly translates to "you look destroyed"
My dishwasher left something (not a flap of chicken but a spec of something) and I figured out it does that if I choose 1 hour wash without the sanitize setting.
Concerning the jingle, I love how much effort she put into visualizing and performing it, but the lyrics and the tone and how forced it was, was just really bad, I think she should do another jingle, but completely differently, keep it light, bouncy, casual, and don't overproduce it. She could come up with something better. I believe in her!!! I think someone who says "wait, what?" a lot are showing they are way too much in their own head, so that they aren't really present with you and listening, so you can try to both work on your communication and being better listeners to each other, don't make it just about her but something to work on together.
Chris, you have reflux. Also you too Matt. But Chris seems to have it worse. Specifically you most likely have laryngopharyngeal reflux (LPR) or silent reflux. Look it up. Call your doctor. Your welcome. It's why you're always clearing your throat. Love you guys. Go to the doctor.
Hey I’m the guy who called about my 52 yr old friend 😂 so here’s the thing, my dad was a sex addict & definitely slept with TONS of ‘tutes. Ruined my family. So, I went the complete opposite route, had 1 partner, married her, didn’t cheat on her haha ehhhh s’deeper
No. (to the lady with the jingle). I think she probably was impressed by herself when she came up with it because it was probably unexpected and random for her .... but, No.
as it pertains to "Dear John", I beg your forgiveness for speaking frankly about a grim possibility, but as reasonable adults we should properly address each potential outcome, no? Anyway, my thinly veiled statement pretending to be a question is, what if homie puts off the divorce then gets killed while deployed and leave a person he doesn't wish to be married to any longer with a lifetime's worth of widow's benefits from the military? If we're operating under the grounds of "fuck that bitch" (in not so many words) such as would be my official position on the matter as per being "mutually committed to the divorce", then I wouldn't want to leave her with the capability, nay, privilege of my life's ultimate economic legacy. Food for thought for him. That being said this hinges on my not having heard him mention that they had any children together, in which case, don't bother reading all that shit I said before. 😄😄
Hey @SupergoodStudios 4:13 Chris acting like people getting him what he wants incorrectly is relatable .... like dude, read the room Thanks Matt for injecting some understanding into this
It's hard to believe I'm saying this but there's actually two Pizza Man movies. The first one starring Bill Maher in 1991. I don't think they're related
Military guys!!! Stop getting married so young just because you might die! You are going to die anyway. I come from a military family so I’ve seen this countless times. Don’t do it!
30:10 I don’t know enough about this guy to say this, but it seems like the dude’s life kind of fell apart at 52 (whether the divorce needed to happen or not). He’s probably insecure or having a midlife crisis and trying to over compensate by talking about how cool and fun and okay he is. Maybe try to cut through the bro shit and see if he’s okay. And if he doubles down then just be like alright dude I’m all set on hearing about that shit.
I think Santa IS really going "ha ha ha" but he's so fat and large and deep-voiced that it can phonetically be lazily transcribed as "ho ho ho" (lol me talking about what Santa "really" is doing)
I can totally see why guy at 13:31 would be annoyed. I absolutely hate when people are loud in the gym, it's very disturbing. Gyms should have policies against that
Lifeline Luxury is right here: patreon.com/lifelineluxury
The look on Chris's face when the lady sang the jingle is exactly how I felt inside😂
She’s a nut case 😂
I did in fact hate that song
I wished death upon myself just so I could no longer hear that song. Thankfully I was able to fast forward past it and continue living.
Immediately skipped to the part when they started talking
Wish I would’ve skipped it because now it’s stuck in my head
It reminded me of Cartman singing 🎵 “in the ghetto, in the ghetto “
don’t even know what you’re talking about, but i hate you just because the way you said this
“I did three loads of dishwashers…” - Foreign Guy
yeah sorry but the jingle that caller made was interestingly terrible
Knew it was gonna be bad, was not expecting THAT though
Matt is the best at pointing out when Chris starts to drift into nothingness
Chris is right! That jingle SUCKED!!!
The jingle legit hurt me. The cringe was just too much. Oh my god
yeah chris was right when he said he understands the viewers and we’re gonna hate it
@@ethanisnotme he knows us lmao. Read my mind
she knew it would be hated. negative attention better than no attention. sad.
Expected the cringe was coming, hoo boy I was not prepared enough
It JUST got you
Dude I wish I could open Chris's brain when the lady was singing just to hear his thoughts...just for one second...id be rolling on the ground I just know it lmao
31:00 THAT IN-SYNC CHAIR SWITCH UP WAS CRAZYYYYY!!!!! 😂 these brothers are connected.
Even to the grabbing of the mic 😂
Went straight to the comments to see if others noticed!
S'brothers
Both of your hairs are 12/10
Actually yeah, both of them are having a crazy good hair day. Never seen either of their hair ever look better.
“Could you be saying this worse” hahahaha I love Matt so so much
I thought loading the diswasher meant getting your wife drunk
51:00 ughhhh my boyfriend does this kind of thing! He will come to the doorway to start a conversation while I’m doing something in another room, and then he starts walking away and I can’t hear him! It drives me bonkers lol
My kids when im doing dishes 😂
I think newly single 52 year old is trying to convince his buddy he's not sad. S'deepr but..
Sundays are for lifeline
Haven’t even gotten that far into the pod yet and I already know you’re right. Because 52 and s’sad
Hoping Chris sees this. 2020 summer I used to come home from work, walk to the park a couple blocks away with a pre roll, sit at a picnic table in the field and just watch congratulations pod by myself just laughing and chillin. Thanks for that, especially during covid.
Destroyed = tired, famished, hungover, high, exhausted, or drunk. Come on!
We wanna hear Mom and Dad's advice.
When the caller pop's up on the screen and chris and matt immediately start roasting them is my favorite. 😂☠️
For the guy saying that people say he looks destroyed, maybe they mean he looks drunk or high. Blasted
Destroyed= drunk
Blasted= high
Yep
my first thoughts too. It's like saying wrecked. It just means drunk or effed up..
It always gives me some weird inner rage when I hear about a wife cheating on her husband who is in the military. Like wife cheats on husband with any other job and I think "oh that sucks." I have no idea why I feel this way?
whenever people say “wait what?” after i say something but ik they heard at least a little of what i said i ask them “what do you think i said” and almost always they actually did hear me
The katana broke because they were hitting the spine on the table. That’s the absolute weakest way it could be hit. The curve of the blade and the thin edge was facing UP, with no thick backbone it broke… and yes cheap junk broke even quicker then a quality katana.
Also a top 3 clip of all time among greats like the Grape Stomping Lady and Chocolate Crescents 🤣
What the fuck is with the lights
Ugh I wanna hug the military guy. Have a safe deployment & thank you for your service!!
He'll be fn fine chill out
@@AirDwindler402 I don't think you'll be fine though tbh
@@AirDwindler402
bro what😭
@@AirDwindler402your mom is FN fine and I will park inside her. Chill out
The fact that y’all don’t know ‘destroyed’ means super baked is crazy to me lol
And shoutout to jingle lady that was hilarious
I’ve never heard anyone describe being super high on Marijuana as “destroyed”. I’ve only heard it in reference to alcohol. The stupidest drug for stupid idiots.
omgash how is your username that... how ironic and hilarious with this episode. Ps. did you love Malcolm in the Middle, cuz I did
I used to have insomnia and I saw that guy stab himself live on TV. I also saw that guy shatter the one of a kind record tube on tech TV.
Damn I'm lame 😅
25:17 what your parents thought when you brought home your shell art in 1st grade that you was very proud of😆👍
I don't wanna be mean, but that girl didn't put much effort in to the writing, not catchy, not edgy or querky. Just pure cringe. She seemed like a lovely lady and has a nice voice though
My second favourite brothers are back! (Mario and Luigi then these two)
They all might be related down the line, as they're all s'talian
The same people
Most people: call a divorce lawyer
That guy: I’m calling Chris & Matt 😂
Theater kid forrrr shhhhore
Looked for this comment as soon as she was done.
I’ve never felt more understood as I did in the last 5 minutes of this podcast when they discussed pizza. Thanks fellas. 🍕
Chris was absolutely spot on, hated the jingle and wanted it to be over asap. pissed that juan fire picked it.
The guy with the gucci bags was swedish, and we often say "du ser helt förstörd ut" to our friends when they look like they havent slept, which directly translates to "you look destroyed"
My man! Kanske borde nämnt att jag är svensk och att det är den exakta översättningen 😅 livet river!
@@niclasbstrm Haha tror svaren blev bättre av att du inte gav någon ingående förklaring. Sjukt kul hur förvirrade dom va
My dishwasher left something (not a flap of chicken but a spec of something) and I figured out it does that if I choose 1 hour wash without the sanitize setting.
Hahaha JERSEY?? that guy was either Australian or a Kiwi
Matt's interpretation of ho ho ho makes me question all of his advices now
That song was awful and I’m sure she’s a great nice lady and I like her red hair but that song was bad
The lifeline jingle was by far the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
Matt being pissed at the ppl that call in and ppl in general is so fckn funny haha
My guess is the guy meant “distraught”? But said destroyed lol idk
Thunder Cats😂
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaateeeddd iiiiiiiiiiiittttt
"folks right now... we uhhh may need emergency surgery in the studio"
Matt is right about Santa and the ho-ho-ho thing. It's not a laughter. Get outta here.
Concerning the jingle, I love how much effort she put into visualizing and performing it, but the lyrics and the tone and how forced it was, was just really bad, I think she should do another jingle, but completely differently, keep it light, bouncy, casual, and don't overproduce it. She could come up with something better. I believe in her!!!
I think someone who says "wait, what?" a lot are showing they are way too much in their own head, so that they aren't really present with you and listening, so you can try to both work on your communication and being better listeners to each other, don't make it just about her but something to work on together.
In my city!!!
Man I bet it was so dope to get a pod with your bro. But also fucking horrible some times. Hahahaha jk but you know. Family shi 😂😂;)
Chris, you have reflux. Also you too Matt. But Chris seems to have it worse. Specifically you most likely have laryngopharyngeal reflux (LPR) or silent reflux. Look it up. Call your doctor. Your welcome. It's why you're always clearing your throat. Love you guys. Go to the doctor.
3 LOADS OF DISHWASHERS?!?! 😆🤣😆 What type of phrase is that?????
I couldn't stop staring at that piece of fluff on chris shoulder.... PULLL IITTTTT OFFFFFFFF!!!
57:45 Matt is hanging out with the Armenians. He thinks everyone knows Pizza Man 😂
Weet what
Not gonna lie the lifeline song was THE WORST thing I’ve ever heard. Literally a song from The Music Man 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey I’m the guy who called about my 52 yr old friend 😂 so here’s the thing, my dad was a sex addict & definitely slept with TONS of ‘tutes. Ruined my family. So, I went the complete opposite route, had 1 partner, married her, didn’t cheat on her haha ehhhh s’deeper
No. (to the lady with the jingle). I think she probably was impressed by herself when she came up with it because it was probably unexpected and random for her .... but, No.
as it pertains to "Dear John", I beg your forgiveness for speaking frankly about a grim possibility, but as reasonable adults we should properly address each potential outcome, no? Anyway, my thinly veiled statement pretending to be a question is, what if homie puts off the divorce then gets killed while deployed and leave a person he doesn't wish to be married to any longer with a lifetime's worth of widow's benefits from the military? If we're operating under the grounds of "fuck that bitch" (in not so many words) such as would be my official position on the matter as per being "mutually committed to the divorce", then I wouldn't want to leave her with the capability, nay, privilege of my life's ultimate economic legacy. Food for thought for him. That being said this hinges on my not having heard him mention that they had any children together, in which case, don't bother reading all that shit I said before. 😄😄
Hey @SupergoodStudios 4:13 Chris acting like people getting him what he wants incorrectly is relatable .... like dude, read the room
Thanks Matt for injecting some understanding into this
That "jingle" sucks, was absolutely unnecessary, and doesn't match the spirit of the show at all. Loved her brazen confidence though.
35:00 Chris always gets noticeably low energy and tired halfway through all of his podcasts. Come on old man
It's hard to believe I'm saying this but there's actually two Pizza Man movies. The first one starring Bill Maher in 1991. I don't think they're related
Military guys!!! Stop getting married so young just because you might die! You are going to die anyway. I come from a military family so I’ve seen this countless times. Don’t do it!
30:10 I don’t know enough about this guy to say this, but it seems like the dude’s life kind of fell apart at 52 (whether the divorce needed to happen or not). He’s probably insecure or having a midlife crisis and trying to over compensate by talking about how cool and fun and okay he is. Maybe try to cut through the bro shit and see if he’s okay. And if he doubles down then just be like alright dude I’m all set on hearing about that shit.
Matt is FUMING that people were only sending submissions for Chris! I can see steam coming out of his ears lol 😂 Love you Matt!
Runk
I skipped the song the second it started so I can live the rest of my life not ever knowing how bad/cringe it was.
I think Santa IS really going "ha ha ha" but he's so fat and large and deep-voiced that it can phonetically be lazily transcribed as "ho ho ho" (lol me talking about what Santa "really" is doing)
Chris was 100% correct. Absolutely hated the jingle with a passion but hey… that’s ok, ya know? 😂
Hey ivan getridof or juan fyre, definitely stop using AI voice for the submissions because it sounds god awful and that's obvious
The destroyed guy is probably from a nordic country and we do say Destroyed. "Du ser helt förstörd ut". Look it up.
Am I the only one who thought the Jingle girl was joking?? That was amazingly bad
I can totally see why guy at 13:31 would be annoyed. I absolutely hate when people are loud in the gym, it's very disturbing. Gyms should have policies against that
The amount of dudes bringing up the jizzm tree every episode is obnoxious… that’s like all they took from all these episodes lol
My wife talks to me in the bathroom too 🙄 why do they do this. She knows my hearings bad. I feel heard. Thanks Chris lol
Her song sounds like that "hatful of d4eams" song from that new wonka movie
To that soldiers question about his wife: if anything happens to you on your deployment ☠️ guess who just hit the lotto??
1st caller is not eh…seh…Jersey. He may live in Jersey but he has to be from Philly. That’s a Philly accent.
I actually hated the jingle b4 Chris said it. Stuff like that just makes me cringe so hard
Dude that jingle was the absolute most terrible thing I’ve ever heard in my life…
Itslike hearing the same guy talk to himself
Hey Alex, I’ll take Don’t Sing that Again for $500
44:48 This Podcast is Fn hilarious. Fans send in a video and the response is “f#%* both of them” haha
The tats Chris has gotten and the way Matt dresses now is two people Chris would have verbally destroyed 5 years ago
Did Chris inadvertently reveal who Juan Fyred is?
30:56 just say dude I dont wanna hear about all that, but make a joke out of it and stay consistent about not actually wanting to hear it.
damn! only now noticing the Harry Nilsson part in the intro, very nice
Pull it up O’dell
45:24 hahah ya that was bad hope their hangover sucksssss lmfaoooo hi Matt
Worst song ever. Sorry. But not sorry. I appreciate the effort.
ninja gaiden reference was crazy wtf + 1 respect
The jingle could have been missed out.
19:43 total vocal barf what the heck was that?!?!
Dominos with cheesy bread 🥴🥴🥴
where is the orion cap from?? thank youuuu
I got quesh… how them sizes running huh ? I need some merch
24:07 I don’t wanna watch this anymore 😳😵🤯
my god that jingle call was cringe and not in a funny way
Putting the life in Lifeline.
God that song destroyed me emotionally
Luh you guys