Chris D'elia DISRESPECTS HIS SURROUNDINGS for 25 Minutes Straight

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @huntreboy
    @huntreboy 3 года назад +3148

    Chris is really at his funniest when he is fucking with Bryan in my opinion.

  • @7elEvan1
    @7elEvan1 3 года назад +5943

    I hope people appreciate what Bryan does to bring out the best in Chris

    • @jeroenverbeeck7925
      @jeroenverbeeck7925 3 года назад +164

      from the first day the 10 min pod started, their dynamic between eachother is very clear and obvious for their fans i believe

    • @7elEvan1
      @7elEvan1 3 года назад +145

      @@jeroenverbeeck7925 I didn't pick up on everything Bryan does to set up his bits for a while, including making himself into a measly punching bag for Chris' narcissistic character. Thought he just was a punching bag for real. But he knows exactly how to get Chris going

    • @SpringsPoland
      @SpringsPoland 3 года назад +6

      He needs it

    • @M1keFoxxx
      @M1keFoxxx 3 года назад +79

      It's crazy that they're not friends. Only went to dinner together once.

    • @blhu_oce
      @blhu_oce 3 года назад +6

      Pre sure Bryan ditched him completely during the whole "thing" w Chris, he touched on it a few times on his podcast.
      Now Chris is back and thriving, they're creating occasional content again. They were never "real" friends based on that alone, it's just business and Bryansssssskuda

  • @Yo.ops.livin711
    @Yo.ops.livin711 3 года назад +2263

    Chris looks like a real life Rick and Morty character

    • @Vices665
      @Vices665 3 года назад +24

      Look up his halloween costume from this year lol

    • @CarlosRodriguez-rm5yq
      @CarlosRodriguez-rm5yq 3 года назад +3

      He really do

    • @Lunatic5306
      @Lunatic5306 3 года назад +25

      Like the jelly bean king?

    • @lasvegascrisis
      @lasvegascrisis 3 года назад +5

      Chris's patreon is the best!! if you dont have it you're really missing out

    • @peter_pjp7894
      @peter_pjp7894 3 года назад +8

      @@Vices665 he looks like Garret Bobby Ferguson from regular show

  • @jackhopkins5956
    @jackhopkins5956 2 года назад +528

    The fact he answered the phone with "so..." before he even knew he was on the pod is hilarious😂

    • @mclovin9151
      @mclovin9151 2 года назад +5

      Well yes it was funny, but he DID know he was gonna be on the pod. This is a show and things like that are scripted

    • @kja6336
      @kja6336 2 года назад +15

      @@mclovin9151 lmao no it’s not, standup is pods arent

    • @maebandy
      @maebandy 2 года назад +12

      A comic who regularly boomerangs bullshit out into the universe knows what's coming back. You don't have to plan a bit to know how to play one.

    • @mclovin9151
      @mclovin9151 2 года назад +1

      @@kja6336 you think these people don’t think of ways to make the show more entertaining? And that it requires scripting? It’s only about money, it’s not about “pods are real and standup is scripted”
      If they have the opportunity to script it then they will

    • @kja6336
      @kja6336 2 года назад +8

      @@mclovin9151 dude they do like 100 pods a year, calling someone unknowing is more entertaining than telling them to say something for the camera. No one in their right mind has enough time to set up a script for an hour long convo 😂

  • @Curse44
    @Curse44 3 года назад +826

    Chris D'Elia might not be a funny standup comedian, but he sure as hell is the funniest sitdown comedian on the planet.

    • @brucecanzoli3423
      @brucecanzoli3423 2 года назад +25

      this comment is underrated

    • @Curse44
      @Curse44 2 года назад +10

      @@brucecanzoli3423 Thank you, you brought tears to me eyes. Finally someone is putting some respect on my name!

    • @justinjackson7688
      @justinjackson7688 2 года назад

      @@Curse44 He is also one of the best groomers of underage women on the planet. Basically wrote the book on it.

    • @themilkman271
      @themilkman271 2 года назад +37

      Theo Von is typing….

    • @greendholia5206
      @greendholia5206 2 года назад +6

      @@themilkman271 theo von and chris should have a battle

  • @justincase5583
    @justincase5583 3 года назад +3485

    "you better be in a lab coat because you're talking about glycogen "😂😂

    • @NYGRLINTN
      @NYGRLINTN 3 года назад +50

      Probably the funniest line 🤣🤣🤣

    • @colonelspicymustard
      @colonelspicymustard 3 года назад +33

      @@NYGRLINTN glad to know i can dip this early

    • @MythicalButtStabber
      @MythicalButtStabber 3 года назад +12

      Real life DR. Cox from scrubs

    • @bjorknasty2870
      @bjorknasty2870 3 года назад +11

      It's the valley-girl head bobbing that killed me 😂

    • @martin..3700
      @martin..3700 3 года назад +2

      @@MythicalButtStabber Was thinkin the exact same!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @guitarest452452
    @guitarest452452 3 года назад +1187

    Every time I see Schaub I think about the time Theo said "You always look like you were stung by bees" hahaha

    • @edwardwestover8829
      @edwardwestover8829 3 года назад +46

      Or when theo said brendan looks like he rides a horse with one leg on one side😭😭😭

    • @O_btree
      @O_btree 3 года назад +3

      Yeah he looks particularly bloated at times lol

    • @DjDoxastic
      @DjDoxastic 3 года назад

      @khronosfateless Yeah!

    • @masdavis236
      @masdavis236 3 года назад +16

      "You look like your name is Dave buster" -theo to Schaub

    • @AGfrom83
      @AGfrom83 3 года назад +11

      You gotta tighten up man, you're gonna get diabetes!

  • @AbrasionUK
    @AbrasionUK 3 года назад +4244

    Chis' standup isn't that funny, but his banter is legitimately some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.

    • @JamesTaylor117
      @JamesTaylor117 3 года назад +164

      Hated his special, love his banter with the boys. I really don’t understand the discrepancy

    • @sethrydberg7981
      @sethrydberg7981 3 года назад +246

      Same way with Theo, dude's podcast appearances are A tier but his special was MEH

    • @anduin1
      @anduin1 3 года назад +125

      I feel like this is true for the majority of the new era of comedians. The podcast and banter with other comedians often is funnier than the specials they put out.

    • @RedditStoriesAITAH1
      @RedditStoriesAITAH1 3 года назад +27

      @@sethrydberg7981Tim Dillion at the top

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 3 года назад +72

      100%. Theo and Chris thrive in podcasts, but they both seem anxious and forced in their specials. Feel like their same jokes would do better if they slowed down and spoke like they were in an organic conversation rather than performing a SNL skit or at a late night show.

  • @caleighhraee
    @caleighhraee 3 года назад +194

    Chris going “OOPS though cuz I was talking” kills me every time. But the champion of it all is “yeah I fuckin disrespected ya, ON YA OWN POD!” 😂

    • @mitchluciano5973
      @mitchluciano5973 2 года назад +1

      “ON YA OWN *POD’N”

    • @floweuphoria999
      @floweuphoria999 2 года назад

      Have you seen when he talks about Johnny Depp during his recent trial STILLNESSSSSS

    • @Snk13_ty
      @Snk13_ty 4 месяца назад

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_D%27Elia

  • @mcappello30
    @mcappello30 2 года назад +94

    Chris in conversation is unmatched. Honestly much funnier than his stand up

  • @jgray1831
    @jgray1831 3 года назад +1003

    “They’re not full white, they’re not *full* white, but that doesn’t matter”
    Almost spat out my cereal lmao

    • @gulf_dado_apoc
      @gulf_dado_apoc 3 года назад +138

      "Why you gotta make it a racial thing?"
      "No, I'm saying it doesn't matter"

    • @jon4715
      @jon4715 3 года назад +57

      Legitimately funny joke. Off the cuff, better than anything he's written.

    • @tommy2swole
      @tommy2swole 2 года назад +10

      Too bad his stand up cant just be reenactments of these clips

    • @yungblod8975
      @yungblod8975 2 года назад

      @@tommy2swole his whole comedy career is preforming for young college kids and wealthy California's that are outta touch with reality so that's who he caterers too it's just like how most Boston comedians caterer to the blue collar working class

    • @jgray1831
      @jgray1831 2 года назад +4

      @@tommy2swole check out his 20 minute crowd work he just posted on his channel, just watched it and he seems like he’s trying to be less rigid and more loose with his comedy then you’ll see on his Netflix specials. Makes sense considering he does now have a big following of people who care about listening to him via podcasts, which are inherently very loose.

  • @mattm8932
    @mattm8932 3 года назад +1318

    Callen is a tremendous facilitator of comedy

    • @majesticpbjcat7707
      @majesticpbjcat7707 3 года назад +76

      He sets em up, and Chris spikes the shit out of em. They're a stellar comedy duo

    • @BobSmith-lu5ug
      @BobSmith-lu5ug 3 года назад +5

      @@majesticpbjcat7707 settle down ladies

    • @majesticpbjcat7707
      @majesticpbjcat7707 3 года назад +15

      @@BobSmith-lu5ug edgy

    • @viralarchitect
      @viralarchitect 3 года назад +8

      It's a shame that he himself is so unfunny

    • @Kal-El207
      @Kal-El207 3 года назад +3

      @@viralarchitect You know what else is sad? Someone with Architect in their name but they’re not an architect. And yes I am a god. Kiss my feet.

  • @gbpackers5578
    @gbpackers5578 3 года назад +570

    “Is it THOUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!”
    D’Elia at his comedic peak 🤣🤣

    • @dickhitswater4836
      @dickhitswater4836 2 года назад +4

      I can’t stand Chris but that whole bit was pure gold and nailed those dooshbags down to a T!

    • @bryced7633
      @bryced7633 2 месяца назад

      Now he’s a diddler

    • @themonk2328
      @themonk2328 27 дней назад

      the main punchline was the back turn though. 😂 The setup was a few minutes ago in that episode which should have been in this clip, where he apologizes for turning his back on Theo.

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 2 года назад +43

    I like how they prepare to get Chris over the phone and he IMMEDIATELY takes control of the situation with a "so"

  • @Goofiest-Goober0h
    @Goofiest-Goober0h 3 года назад +246

    "Hes a grand wizzard"
    "He knows no magic"
    Gets me every single time.

    • @maxcr5937
      @maxcr5937 2 года назад +2

      lol ive listened to that a bunch of times and havent heard the 'he knows no magic' but i believe you because thats hillarious

  • @mattemm469
    @mattemm469 3 года назад +1483

    The racist Starbucks bit still kills me

    • @cleech74
      @cleech74 3 года назад +30

      The sound that Will makes @ 15:01 slays me every time. Trying to suppress his laughter so hard that it sounds like he had a stroke. Too funny.😂

    • @tomcruiiseship9461
      @tomcruiiseship9461 3 года назад +5

      Ya that was a good one. Miss those days

    • @Fowagain
      @Fowagain 3 года назад +12

      And its one of the longest bits ever but well worth it 😂😂😂

    • @KULDSWET
      @KULDSWET 3 года назад +1

      too good 😂😂

    • @DatHombre
      @DatHombre 2 года назад +2

      Seriously it's so cool how when we're all like 70/20yrs younger than Callen, we'll still be able to go back to that n TMP n still laugh our asses off.

  • @adamdrakestudio
    @adamdrakestudio 3 года назад +509

    "I don't understand why you guys are upset - you guys wanna get coffee you just come right in." Best line

  • @mazenmohamed3049
    @mazenmohamed3049 3 года назад +144

    Bryan: “say one intellectual thing”
    Chris: “Dagestan”
    Spit my fucking drink out 🤣

    • @christaylor3998
      @christaylor3998 2 года назад +2

      He asked Chris I he ever read a book lol

    • @SchindlerPool141
      @SchindlerPool141 2 года назад

      It's funny because people from Dagestan actually speak their own language..........? I know it's weird. They have an extreme low IQ so they think that the sounds they're making is English. They're technically retarded. So Chris really put them on the map in an unfair way.

  • @surfingtexas
    @surfingtexas 3 года назад +26

    "You arched your back like a Chiquita banana" right before he gets slapped 🤣🤣

  • @aghulk94
    @aghulk94 3 года назад +48

    "Oops tho right? Because I was talking" lmao

  • @CycDestined
    @CycDestined 3 года назад +546

    Brendan is a master at repeating exactly what the previous comic already said..

    • @BipityBopity93
      @BipityBopity93 3 года назад +159

      Agreed. Brendan is a master at repeating exactly what the previous comic already said..

    • @JoeyAPK
      @JoeyAPK 3 года назад +17

      @@BipityBopity93 lmaoooooooooo

    • @kirbeybalan6019
      @kirbeybalan6019 2 года назад

      He is dangerously tapping to Mencia level

    • @TheJCinator
      @TheJCinator 2 года назад +5

      Just repeating EXACTLY what he already saaid

    • @longballs17
      @longballs17 2 года назад +1

      Eggsackly b

  • @gerryinkstains9876
    @gerryinkstains9876 3 года назад +154

    Legend has it brendan still waiting for a cheese wrapped in salami

    • @santouchesantouche2873
      @santouchesantouche2873 2 года назад +3

      Daddy

    • @Gb23213
      @Gb23213 Год назад

      Bro the look on his face was hysterical

    • @Milokitty-en5nb
      @Milokitty-en5nb Год назад

      I really don’t understand why he thought that’d be funny. Right in the middle of Chris trying to get a joke in.

  • @eamonnkeenan8327
    @eamonnkeenan8327 3 года назад +108

    “I look like Avril Lavigne’s security” might be the first joke from Brendan that I heard Chris acknowledge

    • @aKjohn8798
      @aKjohn8798 2 года назад +7

      Theo said that too him

    • @ChodeMaster
      @ChodeMaster 2 года назад +1

      @@aKjohn8798 sounds like a theo joke

    • @dickhitswater4836
      @dickhitswater4836 2 года назад +3

      I actually came to say Theo probably gave him that joke. He’s lucky Theo is such a good dude because all Brendan has ever done is repeat his stuff or try to bounce off it which he can’t. His friends gassed him up into thinking he was something because they all have this delusion that if you keep trying it’ll just happen, they forget they’re the lucky ones who had a little talent and a whole lot of luck.

    • @SeanLives
      @SeanLives Год назад

      @@aKjohn8798 hahaha fuck yeah that makes sense lol that was way too funny for Brendan to come up with

  • @xenophon8958
    @xenophon8958 3 года назад +9

    "is IT THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
    "OOPS tho cuz i was TALKING, right?"
    im gonna steal all his shit for my day to day conversations

  • @Zedd550
    @Zedd550 3 года назад +41

    Bahahah Chris answering the phone with "So..?" is hilarious

  • @jgray1831
    @jgray1831 3 года назад +459

    Chris and Bryan’s comedy formula
    Chris: *does something*
    Bryan: “don’t do that”
    Chris: *does it again but with more insanity added*

  • @carsonlinde2961
    @carsonlinde2961 3 года назад +296

    I want a Callen/D’Elia/Theo/Bobby lee podcast so bad

    • @Gatapotata
      @Gatapotata 3 года назад +1

      Wild!

    • @samtarly9301
      @samtarly9301 3 года назад +17

      Take out callen and throw in santino

    • @unforsakenbacon8621
      @unforsakenbacon8621 3 года назад +1

      @@samtarly9301 Nah I say put em all in there lol

    • @Cowboys09WM
      @Cowboys09WM 3 года назад +8

      Take out Bobby Lee and add Santino

    • @akiohonma1306
      @akiohonma1306 3 года назад +12

      @@Cowboys09WM you really think santino is funnier then Lee? Wow 🙃

  • @JKhouri
    @JKhouri Год назад +12

    This video is a great example of why Chris and Bryan need to have their own podcast. The funniest moments come from when they bounce off each other

    • @codyblake8888
      @codyblake8888 Год назад +1

      Done✅ No one listened🤷‍♂️ It’s fun every four months, when TFATK & Chris are blowing up, before unappealing allegations, but week after week..? It appears to be too much😪

    • @pacmanproductions
      @pacmanproductions Месяц назад

      Have you ever listen to Ten Min Pod?

  • @quepingabrothe
    @quepingabrothe 2 года назад +3

    “Is it thoooouuugggghhhhh!!!” 🤣🤣 That will forever be hilarious

  • @bubsthecat3738
    @bubsthecat3738 2 года назад +19

    D"elia with the " Is it thooouuuuuugh " is the greatest thing ever...

  • @mindfulninjaspodcast3268
    @mindfulninjaspodcast3268 3 года назад +147

    That very first part absolutely killed me haha "you better be in a lab coat"

  • @dsmirnoff8807
    @dsmirnoff8807 3 года назад +65

    Holy fuck. “Dagestan”… why tf did that shit make so much sense

    • @jumpingilly732
      @jumpingilly732 3 года назад +9

      Just took everything Bryan stands for, rolled it up in a ball and said “Dagestan”

  • @Lukerichards18
    @Lukerichards18 3 года назад +83

    This video should have been called “Chris Delia shiting on Bryan Callen for 25 minutes straight”

    • @riffhousestudios96
      @riffhousestudios96 3 года назад +1

      That’s the joke

    • @aidanford4285
      @aidanford4285 3 года назад +4

      "Brian callen setting up layups for Chris Delia left, right and center" more like it.

    • @notjosh2437
      @notjosh2437 3 года назад

      @@aidanford4285 they have good synergy for comedy

  • @durn863
    @durn863 2 года назад +21

    Chris D'elia is a kind of comic that is far funnier off stage than on.

  • @doctor_doom541
    @doctor_doom541 2 года назад +8

    Dude when Brian was talking about training and Chris said “training what, dolphins?” I lost it 💀💀💀

  • @CDSAfghan
    @CDSAfghan 3 года назад +153

    The racist starbucks is an incredible improv bit

    • @MrRentske
      @MrRentske 3 года назад +2

      When the video started I hoped that bit was in it 😂

  • @chaztonwahilani5367
    @chaztonwahilani5367 3 года назад +297

    Chris Delia's standup is so underwhelming when you see how funny he really is on podcasts

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 3 года назад +32

      Him and Theo both. They’re amazing on podcasts but their specials are whatever IMO.

    • @darthpoop444
      @darthpoop444 3 года назад +19

      Kinda true. Andrew Schulz is one of the only comedians I think where his stand up and podcasts are both really funny

    • @lukegangl8644
      @lukegangl8644 3 года назад +3

      @@darthpoop444 I think joes standup specials are pretty funny as well

    • @alexdunhill4271
      @alexdunhill4271 3 года назад +14

      @@lukegangl8644 hahahahahaha

    • @Reidweber14
      @Reidweber14 3 года назад +2

      @@chinqlinq89 theo has a good standup but he’s definitely funnier on his podcast

  • @clytnvgl
    @clytnvgl 3 года назад +264

    Every time Chris deeply inhales, I know I’m gonna laugh hard as fuck.

    • @republicangenz
      @republicangenz Год назад

      you like him how he likes underage girls

  • @Wangan280z
    @Wangan280z 3 года назад +4

    I got to “is it thooooooo!?” And i had to shut it down from fear of bursting out in laughter at work lol

  • @TruckinRobbie
    @TruckinRobbie 3 года назад +9

    "I don't know why you guys are so upset... like you could just come right in." 😂😂

  • @aaroneusjames2342
    @aaroneusjames2342 3 года назад +29

    That first clip gave me old school vibes and made me feel warm inside.

  • @jonathanfletcher97
    @jonathanfletcher97 3 года назад +212

    Chin’s laugh makes everything so much funnier lmao

    • @dominicsheldon
      @dominicsheldon 3 года назад +7

      Yes! It's the best low-key assist

    • @jessaransford8866
      @jessaransford8866 3 года назад +1

      Its my favorite to hear in the background on here and king and the sting. It makes me laugh harder the time😁

    • @matthewjohnson4540
      @matthewjohnson4540 2 года назад

      Chin’s the man! Seems like he’s a good dude to hang with

  • @levidoll2057
    @levidoll2057 3 года назад +52

    It’s crazy the chemistry Chris and Brian have

    • @MrMcslammer1
      @MrMcslammer1 3 года назад +1

      They just click together man, somethin with the pheromones maybe? They do bang each other a lot I think after that first time they can just read eachother better

  • @sawyer4981
    @sawyer4981 2 года назад +8

    Every time these two interact, you know it's gonna be a good time. Shit's funny as hell.

  • @shallowgrey
    @shallowgrey 2 года назад +59

    Chris D'elia is like if Bender from Futurama came to life as an Italian-American comedian

    • @AdamSmith75th
      @AdamSmith75th 2 года назад +4

      God damn that’s so accurate

    • @kebokev7519
      @kebokev7519 2 года назад +1

      That's really good man 👍

    • @stac1941
      @stac1941 2 года назад +1

      Yes!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @Gonko100
    @Gonko100 3 года назад +102

    That Avril Lavigne joke was actually good. Brendan. My man. Look at you.

    • @TheDavemcmenamy
      @TheDavemcmenamy 2 года назад

      he is pretty quiet unless hes with your girlfriend...

    • @princesssprinklesthecat4192
      @princesssprinklesthecat4192 2 года назад +4

      No it wasnt. Brendan is suing youtubers who make truth videos about him

    • @rakuencallisto
      @rakuencallisto 2 года назад

      Brendan is the definition of an above average looking jock with zero personality or charm, yet somehow chicks want him.

    • @RedmayneDeadmayne
      @RedmayneDeadmayne 2 года назад +2

      @@princesssprinklesthecat4192 that doesn't mean he can't make a single somewhat funny comment.

    • @santouchesantouche2873
      @santouchesantouche2873 2 года назад +1

      Theo vons joke tho

  • @landonanderson4837
    @landonanderson4837 3 года назад +20

    I love that he answers the phone
    “...So?”

  • @OtisB.Driftwood
    @OtisB.Driftwood 3 года назад +196

    Byron Callens favorite thing to tell people: "say one intellectual thing"

  • @EasyMoneyCHOP
    @EasyMoneyCHOP 2 года назад +1

    Lmaaaoooo the starbucks shxt had me crying!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @axelsxnumba1fan
    @axelsxnumba1fan 3 года назад +67

    Chris is a straight up mood. Specifically when I get super exasperated and annoyed with people or the world.

    • @_VISION.
      @_VISION. 3 года назад +9

      He's literally a non-scientific Rick

    • @SirGuidemere91
      @SirGuidemere91 2 года назад

      @@_VISION. holy shit that analogy.

    • @republicangenz
      @republicangenz Год назад +2

      saying that a pedophile is a straight up mood is terrifying

  • @bern8220
    @bern8220 3 года назад +19

    I didn't realize there's a Starbucks in my guestroom.......🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @weirdVampiress
    @weirdVampiress 3 года назад +9

    Chris saying Bryan was training dolphins, I ALMOST spat out of coffee 🤣😂🤣

  • @anthonycarreira8045
    @anthonycarreira8045 3 года назад +24

    The glycogen clip alone killed me lmaooo

  • @buddaboomzie
    @buddaboomzie 3 года назад +3

    This was completely and utterly HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BmikeP
    @BmikeP 3 года назад +33

    The thing I love about Bryan is I've seen him stand up for himself and argue with people.
    That's why when he steps down and let's people lead bits and will let people rip him apart for comedy sake I find it so fucking funny. Great guy to be around I bet cause he's a silly goose

  • @ruvimsemenyuk8224
    @ruvimsemenyuk8224 3 года назад +101

    Chris is the master of being painfully obnoxious , being the victim would suck but watching it is gold

  • @danielsmith9787
    @danielsmith9787 3 года назад +36

    Bryan Callen is the best comedic wing man 😆

  • @rustydudds3564
    @rustydudds3564 3 года назад +144

    I want him back .
    He was always the best guest to have on

    • @oh-yaduuude6970
      @oh-yaduuude6970 3 года назад +27

      He is back

    • @texantornadomma
      @texantornadomma 3 года назад +9

      such a great guest
      ...wish his stand up was anything funny

    • @cjc2611
      @cjc2611 3 года назад +2

      Lmao...he's back bro. Go watch Calabasas fight companion.

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 3 года назад +3

      He’s back, his weekly is up on his channel, he’s doing live shows, and he’s got a couple appearances with CAllen & Schaub last month

    • @10thinningcards
      @10thinningcards 3 года назад +3

      He’s been back, watch the fight companion.

  • @johannesteilmann6667
    @johannesteilmann6667 3 года назад +13

    dialogues between Chris and Bryan can literally all be used in comedy films

  • @ghostridernz17
    @ghostridernz17 2 года назад

    The first clip sounds like how i used to sound when i was younger when i said i trust these youtube videos because they have white coats on🤣 love his banter

  • @owenoaks1400
    @owenoaks1400 3 года назад +43

    “There’s this new thing u should ingest it” “give me.. ALL of it”

  • @ccapragaming
    @ccapragaming 3 года назад +36

    The racist Starbucks is still one of my favorite moments 😂😂

  • @isaacrayburn969
    @isaacrayburn969 3 года назад +13

    When Theo said your probably gonna go to sleep right after this huh. this shit is exhausting 😂😂

  • @tardersauce12
    @tardersauce12 2 года назад +8

    I find this funnier than any of his comedy specials

  • @matthewrichards6031
    @matthewrichards6031 3 года назад +6

    I lost it at Bryan Callen calling a uvula a doppelganger. 😂

  • @avlisc
    @avlisc 2 года назад +18

    Schaub is literally the human embodiment of a water buffalo.
    “Give me some of your best cheese” wtf

  • @paulgallagher5889
    @paulgallagher5889 3 года назад +12

    Callen nearly SUFFOCATED HIMSELF with laughter!!! This is amazing. Periodt.

  • @randyfaubion9257
    @randyfaubion9257 3 года назад +17

    The Avril Levine security joke was Brendan's best joke ever lol

  • @garrettharding1657
    @garrettharding1657 3 года назад +2

    The Starbucks bit is just comedy gold 😂

  • @panosgiannoukakis7479
    @panosgiannoukakis7479 Год назад +1

    Such a brilliant compilation

  • @DJMAERZ
    @DJMAERZ 2 года назад +135

    Even in a limited role Schaub still manages to ruin my day more and more with every syllable uttered

    • @Smokeyxz
      @Smokeyxz 2 года назад +25

      A grown man online ruins your day? You need to reevaluate your life.

    • @DJMAERZ
      @DJMAERZ 2 года назад +13

      @@Smokeyxz Would it be acceptable if it was a child or do you not understand jokes/sarcasm?? Either way, have a great day!!

    • @ReelMuzikFein
      @ReelMuzikFein 2 года назад +4

      I thought it was just me.

    • @ThinkCriticallyNow
      @ThinkCriticallyNow 2 года назад +2

      Totally agree.

    • @ThinkCriticallyNow
      @ThinkCriticallyNow 2 года назад +4

      @@Smokeyxz telling someone who you don’t know from Adam, on the internet, in a comment thread, to “reevaluate” their life, now that’s sad.

  • @lukeg5051
    @lukeg5051 3 года назад +38

    He's a grand wizard. No, he knows no magic 🤣

  • @michaelcleary9463
    @michaelcleary9463 3 года назад +340

    Brian Callen is such an all encompassing father figure. The way he brushes off jokes from these beta comedian cubs, they love their papa bear, rolling around playing while he sleeps off a successful hunt, chewing on his ears, beautiful in its way.

    • @StephenAndrew777
      @StephenAndrew777 3 года назад +8

      I'm trying to eat. He's vile.

    • @GeauxRilla
      @GeauxRilla 3 года назад +17

      Yes and the way he doesn't stand up for his friends when they need him most only to keep his work in the business is also admirable.

    • @raykhalifa
      @raykhalifa 3 года назад +4

      wtf

    • @yellowmelancholy4875
      @yellowmelancholy4875 3 года назад +10

      Michael, I’m guessing this is satirical. Either way, calm down.

    • @StephenAndrew777
      @StephenAndrew777 3 года назад +1

      @@yellowmelancholy4875 We use an exclamation mark in order to indicate exclamation via the written word.

  • @cjpockets
    @cjpockets 2 года назад +1

    11:06
    “You should buy it and you should ingest it.”
    “Give me ALL OF IT!” 😂😂

  • @jeremyrfk
    @jeremyrfk 2 года назад +5

    “Have you ever heard of a little thing called, ‘whatever the FUCK I WANT.”

  • @jayinfinitekite9712
    @jayinfinitekite9712 3 года назад +18

    Avril Lavignes security has to be the funniest thing I've heard Schaub say since he started saying people's names

    • @ryanirving3388
      @ryanirving3388 3 года назад +3

      He gets a decent one every once in a while.

  • @flipreds5155
    @flipreds5155 3 года назад +8

    “10 points?”
    “Ye-“
    “OH SHIT!”
    😂I have watched that part at least 30 times

  • @KoryGuidry1
    @KoryGuidry1 2 года назад

    The Saso and Delia clip is one of my favorites in podcasting history. Gold

  • @jackf2501
    @jackf2501 27 дней назад

    These interactions are when I really fucking loved Chris , not seen him be this funny in a long way time

  • @Brother_Nazarite
    @Brother_Nazarite 3 года назад +103

    The funniest part about this is that Callen genuinely believes he's intellectual.

    • @straightnobraker4677
      @straightnobraker4677 2 года назад +2

      Hes such a great character who isn't actually playing a character.

    • @pjmathison9787
      @pjmathison9787 2 года назад +2

      Hahahaha. Talking to Brendon all day does that to you

    • @coomtoon3050
      @coomtoon3050 2 года назад +2

      Talking about intellectual things doesnt make you intellectual

    • @Kospanic
      @Kospanic 2 года назад

      what the fuck is an intellectual

  • @MrSlackhawk
    @MrSlackhawk 3 года назад +22

    It's hard to be in a bad mood after watching this lmao, gold

  • @simoharjane7823
    @simoharjane7823 Год назад +3

    He got me with the 🥼 😂

  • @iamJaro117
    @iamJaro117 Год назад +1

    bruh at 1:27 that face with him drinkin the water, LMFAO bruh don’t gotta say nothin and i’m laughing cheeks over here

  • @siim_mar000
    @siim_mar000 2 года назад +2

    to answer the phone "so?" is crazzyyy

  • @Alfredo-lol
    @Alfredo-lol 3 года назад +29

    I always watch Chris D'Elias podcasts and they're so gahdamn funny, it feels like it's him, it feels genuine....
    I think he could be a great stand up comedian if he's brings out more of himself on the stage....
    Idk his standup feels forced at times and he gets too hyper
    He needs some of Bill Burrs ability to have a great flow to pack a bigger punch and the ability to stay composed... and when Bill burr is on stage its the same guy we all see everywhere else...
    I love the guy, and I think he can still be great

  • @on23-82
    @on23-82 3 года назад +20

    The “You’re not a snake” killed me

  • @anthonyfuller9933
    @anthonyfuller9933 2 года назад +28

    Brian and chris together is pure comedy. I wish they did a permanent podcast together

    • @aKjohn8798
      @aKjohn8798 2 года назад +2

      Crazy they only had dinner 1 time

    • @republicangenz
      @republicangenz Год назад

      @@aKjohn8798 crazy theyre both predators.

  • @mrssirens
    @mrssirens 2 года назад +2

    The salami bit, omg, i'm legit crying laughing so hard.

  • @Yuspliff
    @Yuspliff 2 года назад +1

    I remember first hearing the IS IT THOUGHHHHH ...I couldn't stop wheezing.

  • @darkman9639
    @darkman9639 3 года назад +13

    Jesus Christ that stuff at 6:20... I heaven't laughed so HARD in YEARS.

  • @LsToner
    @LsToner 3 года назад +17

    Your not a snake you have teeth. Has me dying right now😂😂

  • @Nkk676
    @Nkk676 3 года назад +14

    Bryan: he’s a grand wizard!
    Chris: yes, it does taste magical

  • @ricksanchez7025
    @ricksanchez7025 3 года назад

    Talk about the best video title ever. 🤣

  • @pheinted6386
    @pheinted6386 2 года назад

    These 2 are fucking HILARIOUS together holy shit I'm choking on my own laughter

  • @zacharyhullender8663
    @zacharyhullender8663 3 года назад +4

    Chris eating that cheese killed me 😄🤣😂

  • @BurnedBookMedia
    @BurnedBookMedia 3 года назад +10

    Brendan waits till Chris is halfway through a bit then asks for food from him

  • @CharlieL292
    @CharlieL292 3 года назад +39

    There’s an edge to Chris since the comeback. Like he doesn’t really give a fuck about these dudes anymore and will say anything to them

    • @johnrperry5897
      @johnrperry5897 3 года назад +8

      This is content prior to coming back 😂😂

    • @CharlieL292
      @CharlieL292 3 года назад +5

      @John R Perry it’s a mixture of pre and post. Unlucky 😂😂

    • @brettpichoff8598
      @brettpichoff8598 3 года назад

      He was like that before lol

  • @MetaphysicalSciencesTV
    @MetaphysicalSciencesTV 2 года назад +1

    The way he was eating and talking about his sweatshirt made me lightheaded 😂

  • @Tommy-uq8je
    @Tommy-uq8je 2 года назад +1

    The finding a star bucks in his house bit if fuckin hilarious

  • @PlAiNJaNe521
    @PlAiNJaNe521 2 года назад +4

    I love when he yells at Brendan for interrupting him. Brendan interrupts everyone.