Frank Jansen (384) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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This week we've got Caitlin v Angel, a convicted Trump, Fauci hearings, Godzilla, and Chris turns into a guy named Frank.
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I love every time Chris is talking about his kids, and how great they are. All I can think about is his pre-kids specials when he didn't understand people talking about their kids all the time. I just think about the niece showing him the garden.
Kids open a door in your brain you didn’t know was there. It’s life’s second act.
I raised 3...it's all overrated...
@@joelm6631lmao
Hey Chris, do you want an orange? 😂😂😂
The losing of the memory and getting it back and losing it and getting it back put me on the floor lmfaooooo 😂😂😂
that’s 100% what it’s like to talk to me 😭
Frank Jansen 😂😂😂😂
AN I NEEEEVEEERRRR FORRRRRGOOOOOT IIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:43 kids are FANTASTIC 😂
Get to Singapore!!🇸🇬
Dude you gotta watch Mayor of Kingstown with Jeremy Renner, it fucks!!!
Chris, you gotta tattoo Frank Jansen somewhere
Chris boy keep it up love it (you)
Frank Jansen T-Shirts !!
Anyone rememeber Chris was big friends with lil bieber... Bieber be doing some wild stuff with guys after P Diddy got em
Jansen-D’elia 2028 🇺🇸
Frank Jansen sounds like an old detective with a tan trench coat and says things with that old New York accent.
A real Shamus.
Frank Jansen 13:47
39:00 Tom Skinner is the guv’nor.. BOSH!
Men will literally do anything but learn a John Lennon quote..
Say sooo uuunmm one more time and I’m out of here
Bye tool
you know dude
Bye
Lol Chris its called Calisthenics not Calisthetics ❤
BREAKING NEWS: Podcaster/Comedian hopeful Chris D’Elia openly admits his affiliation to Illuminati!
^^
A link my dad would absolutely click and ask me about.
1 minute ago is crazy
Holy shit....the "Don't check on me if I'm writhing in pain" thing has happened to me so many times. I can't even explain how BR-Mad I get when I'm on the floor rolling around and someone goes "oh jeeze did you hurt yourself?" I thought I was the only one.
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude one-hundred-per-cent!
Crazy to me that people do this, and then get mad when you tell them to piss off lol
Uhhh yous roll around crying on the floor…..AS A MAN? Wow. That might be the definition of “S’Biiiitch”😂🤣
It's even worse when they just say, are you okay? 😂🤬🤬
100% ❤
Frank Jansen is so fucking funny man I wasn’t ready for that. Then I looks at the episode name and it’s the title 😂😂😂
Frank Jansen's gotta be the name of your next tour... Or next special ! Go head Calvin ! Lol
Yoooooooooo!!!!! Frank Jansen had me cry laughing the 50+ times I’ve seen it 😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I need a shirt with every half ass quote chris says 😂
Frank Jansen merch drop?
Frank Jansen is the new John Doe
or Chenk Smith?
@@daddymcpapi7520or Herbert-Barnaby-Kilnthrop-Wilfred-Winfrey-Esquire
i’m about to be a cop and i’m not gonna say john nor jane doe. imma say Frank Jansen
or Felicity Jensen
My daughter would do something similar with naming. She chose "Heather Dennis". Laughed so hard at that😂
As a kid my brother and I used the name George Appleshin. Lmao
@@househeartbeats as a kid I used the name Herbert-Barnaby-Kilnthrop-Wilfred-Winfrey-Esquire 😂
@@thecorrectoificationesquire is the craziest part 😂
@@TheRealGuusMcgoose Herbert Barnaby Kilnthrop Wilfred Winfrey Esquire would own one of those old timey cars with giant wheel spokes and a front grill that looks like the front of a steam engine train with an inner carriage that has curtains on the inner windows. And he'd have a cane and the top of the cane would be something like a golden animal paw or an ivory snake head with ruby eyes. And he'd have a pocket watch with a hand carved design on the lid. And he would judge people based off of which brand of caviar they choose to eat.
PLEASE GET THE LORD HAVE MERCY BIT ON THE SOUND BOARD
from full house ?
@@TheRealGuusMcgoose from a few episodes ago, idk where it was from. It was some some monotone mf yell LORD HAVE MERCY
If you’re in the passenger seat of your car - YOU BETTER BE HURT!
Or have just gotten a DUI. Every time my lady is driving I just know everyone else on the road is judging and thinks I got a DUI.
@@Delmiesterbrother. too specific to be relatable. delete this lol
@@TheRealGuusMcgoose it’s actually as vague as can be for the scenario. Lady driving = dude got a DUI
Calvin is so cute for coming up with Frank Jansen 😂
The last few episodes of Congratulations have been on and popping, laugh out loud in the shower funny, please never stop this pod Chris it's been my comfort listen since ep one (OG baby here)
“Another day, another victory for the OG”
Has to be permanently in the sound board! 😂😂😂
ngl I’m having an awesome day and this just took it up a notch love ya Chris
If you're just in the middle politically, doesn't that mean that you're too afraid to express any real opinions and are scared to express yourself one way or another in fear of offending people?
Another day, another victory for the og
I googled Frank Jansen. He's a Dutch Entertainer with an IMBD and IG page.
Life fuckin rips, ya know?
Lost it at “baboon rudder”
Do it in a scene where two women are talking yeesss dude ahahaha
Thought the shirt said “ass coalition” for 5 straight minutes..
A deep in the beans reference 👌🏼
Can we get a most fucked up instagram post of the week? Even better than missed connections.
We need a Chank Smith & Frank Jansen collab.
"Life is what happens when you're busy making plans" I think that's the Lennon quote...🦅
The way I understood it was that Calvin thought the face you were making was an impression. I mean, an impression of someone or a character. Either way, Frank Jansen might be the name I use now in any situation where I need a name, either real or in humor. (“Every Tom, Dick, and Frank Jansen.”)
Dude I got like 5 minutes into that TikTok doc and immediately hoped you'd discuss it
The sad, somber bits juxtaposed by that goofy TikTok dancing had me in tears laughing. Truly thought it was a mockumentary like American Vandal or something
Juan Fyre plz have Chris watch the Winnebago man!! Like to get an answer babies!
I stopped this to finish the magnificent seven which I paused halfway. Yyyyueeeessssssss!
We're the same age and forgetting shit too! YESSSS!
Just stop the scene at a boring part, like when 2 women are talking.
I ALWAYS look away if i see someone trip because I don’t want to embarrass them and I want the same respect
Bro you need to use that random sound on your soundboard more 😂
Love Chris but he has no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes lol
One of my favorite on-brand things that Chris does is have song lyrics as an inside joke and he gets the lyrics wrong- (of course we get the joke/references but committing to just getting is wrong is hilarious). The "Sitting Sidewayz" joke is a classic, please don't fix it.
Also shout out to Paul Wall. That dude is aging really well.
Gotta watch shin godzilla, hes scary
defending fauci is craaaazyyyy
Chris: STEM CELLS get 'em.
Kinkos is out of business? I’m not looking it up. Is this how I’m finding out? Yessssssss.
Frank Jansen!!! 😂😂😂😂
1:16 Yes, I had this thought back in 2019. I was raised in the PNW and I knew at some point I would like to live in a warmer climate and wondered if I was actually ever going to make the move. Well I moved to AZ in 2022 and was very happy I did. Life's different now
How are you enjoying the 115 degree temps?
@@joshuaking5519 I love the dry heat, so 120+ degrees doesn't bother me and it's only for 4 months. The rest of the year is perfect. The hot weather isn't for everyone. I see it as a trade-off between 4 months of hot weather vs 9 months of grey & rain. I'll take the heat
From the covington,wa area and going to move hopefully in november to live in arizona with my girlfriend! Very excited to leave the cold and to new beginnings! Happy it went well for you!
I’m in Sacramento, but originally from Monterey. I think the Monterey weather ruined my tolerance for anything above or below 65° lol
@@jacobkirkham1742 Good luck on the move! There's a lot of us Washingtonians down here, you'll fit right in!
come to singapore mang!
Hair is an easy 9.3 today Chris
The Superman curl🤌🏾
Easy now. Solid 7. Matt’s not here to check him.
@@SentientSandboxMatt’s hair looks like stir fried rice noodles ffs, it looks like he washes his fucking head in a deep fryer
“It’s her car ya know… even though they are all mine” 😂😂
Frank Jansen is hilarious, my daughter named her 1st stuffed animal " door slap" haha dont worry shes getting fitted for a helmet soon
hahaha wtf. "Doorslap" I LOVE IT
@cc-sb1is haha it's hard to top that, she's for sure the only human to have said that
Frank Jansen!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chris we have thr same humor and age 🤣 keep up the good work
It’s cockney innit?!
“Trump got convicted, duesn’t matta.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣“Dr Fauci is just some guy you would see at a Barnes & Noble.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣All the politics you need to know. 👌🏼🤣
I’m BRM there’s no time stamps
Think it was Juan or Ivan?
Up way to early, Yes, life rips !! Thank you Chris. Laughing is making me want to keep it moving. Thank ewwww!! Xxxooo
Yoooo!!! I live in Lafayette Louisiana which isn’t far from the town where the Tabasco plant is located and they have Tabasco in London?! That’s dope bro!
@44:02 Looks pretty good??? That looks like when they moved the couch for the first time in 20 years while demolishing the home of a chronic hoarder who owned 47 mangy cats.
Dude, I said "thats why I hate the golden rule" and then Chris goes "and thats why I hate the golden rule" hahahaha
If the X Files decided to do 1 more season for some reason, Frank Jansen would definitely be in it 🤟
So your boy works with JEREMY RENNER on his newest show’s season but we can’t get him on an episode ? That’s it I’m big mad now.
8:00 I completely agree with you Chris. Even though its "kind" to rush over right away and ask if you're ok, that shit grinds my gears man.
Love this dude, funny af.
That being said. What is this guys medication situation?
A few circuits are shorting
that tiktok guy should have just said, 'hey, i'm a narcissist. can i ruin your life?' infatuated, obsessed? captivated? get outta here!
"it takes Soo long" as if everything people don't enjoy, doesn't take forever. It doesn't take forever, you just don't want to do it. It's relative.
The only reason Gaucho is on stand is because side he made millions. And you a drinking the kool aide in thinking “he doesn’t know” yeah right dude!!!’
This he really just say “why does everybody wanna lable something a cult?” I mean you’re the cult comedian bro hahah lets go to the tall grass 16:14
No 3year old should ever know the name Frank Jansen
hahahaha
Golden rule is 100% wrong and always has been. Truer than gottdamn anything.
This podcast has gotten s’bad. Day 1 babies know what I’m sayin. Chaaange it.
Don't say deep in the beans
Angel Reese says she wants to be the villain then cries racism the SECOND people treat her like one
🗣️CALISTHENICS! (Calis-thin-ix)
C’mon buddy
Frank Jansen X Chank Smith - WORLD TOUR
trump getting convicted is a big deal though if we’re keeping it real
CC the goat
Who is Frank Jansen ? 😂holy shit I just laughed so hard at 4am
rick owen killed me. keep doing the wrong names when u try to speak on a person please
Has Calvin met Rob Schneider yet?
I can’t stop pronouncing it “firing on all syllables”
He’s raising an evil genius 😆
Not everything deserves a documentary 💯
I can relate Chris, I'm 36 and I picked up my kid one day and it took my shoulder out for 3 months..... 😂🎉
I find the shoulder injury and other health stuff, particularly as we get older, so relatable
Facts happened to me too hahahaha
Babboon Rutter has me cryin
So glad you were able to remember! What a story….
The pastor "looked at me weird"? Did he see the whole show?
I’m the same way! Do not talk to me if I’m in pain.