Break The Cycle (373) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 30 июн 2024
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This week we've got Missed Connections, Pokemon Raids, Jeremy Fragrance and a "Italian" man dispensing some t-shirt wisdom.
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0:00 Saginaw is a place
1:23 Durham & Pokemon raids
7:37 Antarctic pyramids & dossiers
10:36 Easter means your God died for ya
13:13 Chris is 44
14:22 Jeremy Fragrance, Elizabeth Hurley, and Social Media ruined everything
17:18 The Kanye shirt and river rescues
20:19 Pac-Man & having everything you want
21:58 Missed Connections & ho shame
29:45 How are there still serial killers and car srewdrivin
35:20 Italian guy
45:30 Lizzo, Shakira, & child support
51:48 Name changes & goodbye 
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Would be the funniest thing in the world to see Chris waiting for Kristyn on a like scooter while she does a Pokémon raid
What’s a like scooter?
What's a Pokemon raid?
Nah not really
Lime scooter *
" we got to flank em' but i'm really drunk" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Moo-too" y'know?!
Love this comment and your PFP
I kept saying MewTwo each time he said it wrong😭
I was like “she caught a MEWTWO??”
😂🤣💀
having only TV and outside as a kid was truly the time to be alive
Some of us caught the sweet spot. Outside and TV, video games and computer time! Internet as a kid was magic, but we werent always on it...
Bro nobody needs to see this comment. You’re not helping anyone. This doesn’t do anything your just saying how your generation was better. No it sucked too. It always sucks. Don’t sit here and pretend your generation wasn’t also garbage.
BOOOOOORRRRIIIINNNNGGGGGG! Lose my number gramps.
I HAVE A DRONE!!!!
I agree totally. Also It was all good before having the internet (social media especially) with us literally 24/7. I waited until 2014 to get a smartphone and I can tell it can become a habit easily.
Imagine that girl who jumped in the river did it to check her mans phone 😂 she’s like “let me see your phone” and he just tosses it in the river 💀💀💀
That was EXACTLY my thought process..hahaha
Mootoo right? Lmao
Chris not say Mewtwo’s name right has me rolling lmao
My dad used to say moo-too as well hahaha
s'dork
Oh you must be one of them.
@@chasepotter2376come again?
“Mootoo” ya’ know?
That italian guy says stuff like it needs a CSI miami EEEEYEAAAAH at the end
Chris, Will Sasso, Bryan Callen, Jeremy Fragrance and Fabrizio Brienza need to do a 2 hour special
I’m happy Chris has to deal with someone who plays Pokémon to much 😂
Y know life absolutely rips when a new ep of Congratulations drops
Fr life was not rippin but now it is
When i saw his TOE on the table i actually screamed out loud alone in my bedroom
yes lol
When lmao??
13:35 yawning while talking about being 44😆
“So confused on hunting or being hunted” 🤌🏾🤌🏾 sick content innit 😂😂
hahahh he be so realistic w the reenacting of his son waking him up. felt like i wuz there fr
Durham, North Carolina
DPAC (Durham Performing Arts Center)
March 29, 2024
You were great! Been watching you since 2017. Well worth the wait amd in my hometown, no less!
Much love from Grand Rapids! Thanks for coming out tonight you absolutely killed it, haven’t laughed/smiled for that long in ages. Gotta visit again soon! Thanks again Chris :)
1970 here...we did have Pong and Atari, but it was OUTSIDE, bikes, playing war, playing smear the q....football, coming home to get a sandwich or for dinner. Maybe we'd spend the night at a friend's house.
Now you guys live on the internet so doesn't matter, right?
@@lovefist86nah, I work half of the time from home, same career for 26 years.
@@lovefist86got him
@lovefist86 I promise it was better before smartphones
Dad D'elia recording the MJ concert for Chris..😭😭
“Gapplebees” Lmfaoo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was at ur Norfolk show! We had such an amazing time! Love you Chris!
Bryan Callen seems like he would have a flip phone.
chris needs to take Jeremy fragrance to a diner at 1am and just see how it goes
Yesss
Sitting here with a heating pad on because I have an IBS flare up and I’m going to clickety-clack on my keyboard to make my employer money but it’s all good because There’s a new episode of congratulations and life rips
Btw an Episode of With Chris: Pokemon GO hunting would be a banger of an Episode!
Runk
If you hit "translate" it says jerk off on your comment lol
HAHAHAHAHAAAA
"Mootwo" ya know?
Life's good, even when its bad! Have a good day Chris and crew!
"No Diddy" 🤣
This is going to be another banger!
15:54 - 💀 you forgot the “….Biles Done"
Been binging old Congratulations episodes lately, it’s wild how much Chris has grown 🙏
13:18 Professor Hawking face coming up in ONE second
Was at the Norfolk show. Podcast saved my sanity during nursing school 4 years ago. Also. Bought a poster with the understating I’d be able to scan the back to watch the show. Sike. What da hell? S’mad. LOL But also, thanks. Sandpaper Kleenex. Scrapes the warts off at least.
Man I been listening to this podcast since Chris started doing it! It’s definitely my favorite podcast and definitely my kind of humor! I really appreciate you Chris you’ve brought me so much joy even on my worst days you don’t even know bro! 😎 I have to get a T-shirt bro! I wish you made one all white with a log cabin on it so I can be in the tall grass all the time when I wear it! Thanks again bro!
An ps I’m not into your stand up but this shit fucking slaps bro I die laughing seriously an I wish you were in more shows bro you kill roles
Its “dusty ass apartment” for me 😂
NAKED from the waist down. 1 article of clothing on. The cool office guy on Work From Home Casual Friday.
43:00 "assault" 😂😂😂
Chris looking extra gargoyle today
Crazy how this show is still going
2:51 💯 as a mom I can confirm 😂
I’m just gonna level with ya 😂
The bit about the guy not being gay had me rolling
Saw Chris's new material in Norfolk, its the best live comedy special ive ever been to. In my top 5 of all time for sure.
Nice. Used to live there but happy and surprised he’s coming to West Virginia where I now live.
The last place I'd expect to get UFO news from is the Chris Delia podcast LMAO
Yeah, I can relate, anything else is a vacation when your not with your kids. break please. lol
I identify trips to Target alone as vacation 100% ❤
Chris, I like how you’re one of the only comedy podcasts left that actually makes up scenarios and riffs off of them and goes bonkers in these scenarios. Honestly, the only other amazing podcast that riffs off ridiculous ideas was cumtown and they’re done. All the other comedy podcasts….lost themselves.
Fabrizio just got another follower. This guy is hilarious. 😂
Good to see Chris is back in the saddle not giving a fuck. Rock on brother.b
Took about 3 months off from big Chris, happy to be back laughing it up having a silly time. Btw you could be that Italian guy in 20 years Chris.
I’ve been doing the girly, “WOOOO” for the past few days randomly.
First time seeing sub-zero outfit without a mask. Its lit Chris
Hey guy! Come bacc to Dallas!!!
Is he talkin about Jason Ellis for the guy who said he’s not gay 😂
28:41 then Chris woulda been dead in 2021 😂😂😂
Missed connections is the best
This is the best podcast in the world.
Moo-two 😂😂😂
See you in Sagnasty !! Your worth the trip
There's outside and t.v 😂😂😂 good times i mean now is cool too but it explains alot
Is Chris really wearing a shirt or a karate Gi? These are the hard hitting questions we need answered.
You cannot make everybody happy... you are not the Congratulations podcast ❤😂
Imagine Chris questioning his lifes choices when he hears his wife say shes gotta meet up with some pokemon friends so they can catch a digital pokemon in public 😅
I humbly submit that Chris Delia doing a show in Saginaw Michigan (of all places) is one of the funniest things that has ever happened in the state.
Good ol sagnasty
Love you Chris 🤘
S’Whats That Like.. S’Whats That Like
the thing about the crucifixion is..
be grateful and help out or...
you know.
No, no, I know, hey, can I eat some juju bees?
Its crazy how it can only take a single day to go from the youngest person that ever existed to old.
5:05
A "live scooter"?
Like, it's *alive* or something???
Stopped watching you a awhile ago. Came back and your still fucking funny
Thanks for doing some missed connections again 🤩🫡🗣️
That pokemon shit is so funny😅😂
When the thumbnail looks like that, things are about to rip.😎
Chris has 0 survival instincts, he just wants to die every time hahaha!! I literally am the same way. I experienced a very very , barely, non existent, life threatening experience and was ready to accept my fate and meet my maker! 😂😂😂
I was downtown in Las Vegas on Fremont at a free Nelly concert, there was a fight that broke out at the front of the crowd, and caused a massive frenzy and everyone started running in fear like a shooting was happening. This was in 2019
episode 3 something something was on fire
Fabrizio got ya. Smart phones, Apple Social media ruined the world.
Right win conspiracy chris>>>>>>>
Moo too yknow 😂
I don’t even play Pokémon But I know mewtwo is worth a stop
Mootoo 😂
Man this episode is so funny. Btw im from norfolk.
I wonder if the bit at 30:25 wont age well for Chris.
Guy starts the pod so lazy right off the bat." Hey guys it's episode 300 somethin somethin". 😂
I actually prefer the pronunciation mootwo over Mewtwo but that's the spectrum in me.
Your wife on the front lines 😅😅😅🎉🎉🎉
Yassss 🎉
Kanye changed his name to ye so that people would sound excited when he walks in......
that big toe peekin over the desk is scaring me
YEAH Dude!
I had no idea that Chris was married to Pauly Shore. 🤔
I sleep at 4pm every day
plans to have another show in Alberta?
Does anyone actually know what that freaking pyramid in Antarctica is??? They're not sure yet are they?
But flies like honey too though, right?
Mr drinks water and swallows into the mic is back. Don't listen to Chris with earphones.
Its better to believe in heaven and hell because if your wrong and theres hell no big deal but if your wrong about there not being a hell its going to be a eternity of misery
Gapplebees