Currently deployed and y’all’s show really is a gift. It makes me laugh hysterically and helps pass the time, s’helpful. Here for a silly goose time. Thanks for the laughs!
Chris trying to make Matt laugh is so cute. That’s what he tries to do all the time but Matt will say he’s making it about him or something but then when Chris finally gets Matt to laugh, the look he’s giving Matt, like I am searching for your approval, I love when you laugh at my jokes, I love you! I can see it in his eyes 🥹. I sound so lame. I wish I had a sibling 😔 lol 😩
So true. Weird how it’s absolutely adorable and a tad saddening altogether but I love it. Just their dynamic as siblings. I have siblings but they’re 7 and 9 years younger than me. They’re both closer to each other than I am to them. This is particularly special to these two for sure.
Thank you D'Elia boys! This episode was rip roaring! So much to unpack but, I'm going to take on the couples question about telling your sibling bout fucking up their kids. You may have the best intentions in the world... Don't do it! My sister cut me off and I didn't get to see or speak to my niece and nephews for a year! They already live 7,000 miles away in some frozen land. I really got punished for voicing my opinion that she had 5 years between kids to teach them to read, write, speak and spell English, her native language. Oops! My comment was not even really about the kids, it's about her time management. Either way, I keep my mouth shut and just let her do her Mom things. I'm not a mother. 🤐
My weekly therapy! I’m a rural Iowan and postal employee so by Sunday, I’m so ready to be reminded that laughter is what’s it’s about. Happy to spend my hard earned money on the Patreon for all the Supergood platforms!
Makes me think that cancel culture might really just be another catalyst for increasing decentralization of entertainment and the dwindling of mainstream media. 🤓
He has less problematic kinks than every single person supporting cancel culture and teaching about perversion in schools and yet they have time to try to cancel consensual sex havers
When you made new short short man lyrics and your brother lost it is totally something my daughter would laugh at. Cant wait till we see you in Edmonton
In response to the young lady who is being given shit from her British bosses. Obviously I don’t know what was said, but as a Brit myself, I will say that sometimes our sense of humour can get a bit lost in translation. If however, she hasn’t misunderstood what they are saying, and they are in fact just being rude, fuck em. Every American I have ever met has been charming and a credit to their country. Its a shame that a few bad apples cast the rest of us in a bad light. It’s obvious over the last few episodes that Matt in particular isn’t a big fan of us Brits. I promise you mate, we arnt all like that.
For real she was cute. I've discovered the last few years that I find a girl with eyes way too far apart is attractive to me. Like Jackie Onassis or Anya Taylor Joy
Food definitely tastes different outside. It probably has to do with the fact that it smells different outside. And we are definitely acclimated to eating inside like Chris said. Some of the best tasting food I’ve experienced was when I was really hungry and camping. But I would also say I prefer it inside. Chris is right 💯 Matt, no touchy touchy.
There is no such thing as being a racist because there is no such thing as racism! There is only one race folks, the human race. Varying cultures and ethnicities.
Creamy Doofers. I feel like wearing my creamy Doofers whilst partaking of this ep. Just told my butler this : while he grabs my smoking jacket, cigarette holder and monocle (my pre Lifeline ritual.) 🧐
47:11 - yes 100% food tastes different outside. just try taking a bite of something when inside and keep chewing going outside - taste gonna change. chris SPOT ON
The Golden Ratio!??? You mean the measurement of focal points in PAINTINGS AND ART. I guess I never became a real musician since I never used the golden ratio in my music. God that dude is cringe
What's funny about the first minute of the show is the video they're watching is exactly how Chris talks and they're making fun of the guy talking through the song Chris this is how you tell a story this is how you speak all the time you stopped going to tangent it's annoying ♥️♥️♥️
Hope the roller derby caller see’s this… Goth Ick Poison Eye V Fury Scorned Raze R Burn Tempest Ravens Claw Jeza Bell Mor Tisha Black Lipstick Hell Cat Jane Don’t I got more but those will do. Follow up and let us all know what name you picked and how it worked out on derby night. Hope you kick serious ass!!
Here's how this is going to go: Me: "actually, the food tastes the same indoors and outdoors, but due to the smells and fresh air outside and the fact that a lot of our sense of taste is olfactory, it tricks your brain into thinking the food tastes different" Chris: "BEEP BEEP BEEP! Oh, sorry, I have this app on my phone that goes off whenever someone gets way too boring. Definitely because you said OLFACTORY" Eh ssss'dorkey
rewatching this episode, and I came here to say food ABSOLUTELY tastes different outside than inside. I notice it the most, though, if I take a bite inside + while I'm chewing, walk outside. it changes taste immediately. just wanted to validate Chris' experiences. 😅
Roller Derby name: The Buckteeth Queefs a.k.a The Beaver Burps Also, on the topic of annoying things people say wrong. When someone is talking about changing their mind on something or habits or whatever it is and they say “i did a full 360 and turned my life around”. A 360 degree turn would be a full circle which would put them back in the direction they were heading in the first place. 180 is the correct term to imply turning away from something and walking away.
My experience as a long time American expat, euros who want to trash talk Americans, especially Brits, will take it in good humor if you give it back to them (if they are cool) but a majority of them can dish it out but not take it, and get really taken aback. Especially when you are quite knowledgeable about their own foibles whereas most euros don't know much about America beyond TV shows and maybe a week in NY, which they think makes them experts.
The first dude playing the piano who literally never shuts up 😂😂😂😂 needs an off switch. I nearly choked to death laughing so much. Wft??? I can’t believe there are people like that.
Hahahahahahaha bro, it’s fucked up for sure, but I laughed real real real hard when he said that guy got exposed and kicked out. Peak comedy. Also, that girl with the bosses, if you see this, I’m from Georgia and you’re cute.
The nudes picture guy is full of sh*t. He’s just looking to have a steady back and forth on the show. All he had to do was say he was getting blackmailed by a spam account and it’s AI generated fakes. No reason for all of that to happen over a few pics.
Foods do be tastin’ funky outside though. Chris is right. Fuck the wind for blowin’ my shit around too. Can’t clean up with a napkin because it’s the goddamn dust bowl outside.
A probation officer just pulling a ton of cheap gags from a lame magic store while somebody is fighting for their life is the funniest thing. Start out with one of those shockers when they shake hands, sit down on a whoopee cushion, hit em with a “let’s get serious” and take off the sunglasses to let slinky eyeballs fall out, the clipboard with their paperwork squirts them in the eyes…
the non parent couple wanting to tell people how to parent is BONKERS. "giving them somethign when theyre whining" at a certain age thats the only friggen option for everyone involved. Sometimes i pacify my son when im in public or i know hes tired, sometimes parents are trying to spare you having to see a meltdown. we save all that fun for ourselves at home.
Hey to the girl that works for Brits. Don't worry, the majority of them that come to Australia do the same. There is a reason why we call them whinging poms. They do it, mostly, everywhere they go.
You are pulling it forward with respect to its own front. If you are looking at a crowd and you tell someone to come forward, do you expect them to walk backwards away from you?
We've seen on videos that his child is given everything he wants he asked for it nicely there's no discipline there's no explanation... It's not a reflection on the parents it's hard the hardest job but how do kids learn how to fail and how do kids learn they don't always get what they want...???
the first time you guys talked ab facebook nudes guy, i was thinkin he should just unfollow all his facebook friends. so the random evil stranger wouldnt have anyone to send the nudes to. i dont know, does that make sense?
matt should stop being so mean to chris, he's not dumb, and its really giving little brother syndrome the way he emphasizes it all the time. calm down man, its all love!
It bothers me to an unreasonable level that the girl who called in about roller derby name suggestions for her friend, didn't include her friend's name.
Pull it forward is definitely, normally, meant as pull it towards you. Pull is the action, so it trumps "forward". If someone said "push it back", most people would push it away from them. I think it's because most people default to going by the action word, push or pull in this case.
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That guy called in to update that Matt and Chris’s advice ruined his friends life 😂😂😂
He's also talking about himself 😂
@@Spiritbomb88 his "friend" 😉👍🏿
It’s all cap!
You guys have me crying laughing with these comments 😂😂😂
It was 100% true
Making your brother laugh so hard he spits out his juice is honestly top 3 greatest feelings on earth
Gotta know, what are your other two?!
@@thebrisaeflores starting a group chant and having strangers join in, catching your brother in the face with those bouncy workout balls
@@Didztr Hahaha! Solid list, love it! 👏🏼
Epic 😂
Same here, those are some of my top fav moemnts of this brotherly duo 😆👍💕
I’m so jealous that Matt can pull off dressing like a homeless German immigrant with such consistency.
I’ve been trying to figure exactly what his style is and you nailed it
@@Luketc7 much agreed! 😆👍
Chris is fully right about food taste different outside
I've never even considered that idea until I heard this and I fully agree.
I can attest to food tasting differently outside vs inside. 👍🏿
Tastes and smells different. Water also. And some foods are gross outside like eggs for some reason. Might be humidity?
I couldn’t agree more Chris is 1000000% right on this
Same with eating at a restaurant or home. Identical food will taste different.
Matt always looking like a B-list actor in an 80's movie about a hockey team just trying their best.
Great analysis
you don't think that but when you point it out, it's so right lol
I've always thought a cool roller derby girls name would be Tyrant Banks and the entire team could be named after super models Heidi Gloom....etc
Kate Boss.
Naomi Slampbell.
Milla Jovabitch.
Elle McFearson.
Omg can I come
Currently deployed and y’all’s show really is a gift. It makes me laugh hysterically and helps pass the time, s’helpful. Here for a silly goose time. Thanks for the laughs!
We need a Booya Booya and Booya, and Pimping Pimping MERCH❤😊
Baby bay-baaaaayyyy
“Let’s go car shopping tomorrow” exchange was comedic gold lmao. Matt trying not to laugh after is the funniest part of the conversation. Great stuff.
Lol the least likely thing for that person to say 😂
Chris trying to make Matt laugh is so cute. That’s what he tries to do all the time but Matt will say he’s making it about him or something but then when Chris finally gets Matt to laugh, the look he’s giving Matt, like I am searching for your approval, I love when you laugh at my jokes, I love you! I can see it in his eyes 🥹. I sound so lame. I wish I had a sibling 😔 lol 😩
I totally get what you’re saying lol.
So true. Weird how it’s absolutely adorable and a tad saddening altogether but I love it. Just their dynamic as siblings.
I have siblings but they’re 7 and 9 years younger than me. They’re both closer to each other than I am to them. This is particularly special to these two for sure.
Why is it instantly calming when I hear their voices 🥹🤣
Bc they’re nice boys
Coz they are the most chill guys ever dude lol 😆💕
Love seeing Chris with Matt because you see a different part of him that you don't see in his podcast or in his stand up
Absolutely
One of the funniest lifeline episodes by far😂
Let’s go baby
Kelly gang yoo
making friends in the comments
LETS FRINKIN GO
Food 👏🏻 tastes 👏🏻 different 👏🏻 outside!!!!!
Thank you D'Elia boys! This episode was rip roaring! So much to unpack but, I'm going to take on the couples question about telling your sibling bout fucking up their kids. You may have the best intentions in the world... Don't do it! My sister cut me off and I didn't get to see or speak to my niece and nephews for a year! They already live 7,000 miles away in some frozen land. I really got punished for voicing my opinion that she had 5 years between kids to teach them to read, write, speak and spell English, her native language. Oops! My comment was not even really about the kids, it's about her time management. Either way, I keep my mouth shut and just let her do her Mom things. I'm not a mother. 🤐
the british impression at 21:37 absolutely sent me
“Let’s go car shopping tomorrow” absolutely took me the fuck outtt. And how annoyed Matt got at Chris during that segment 😂
My weekly therapy! I’m a rural Iowan and postal employee so by Sunday, I’m so ready to be reminded that laughter is what’s it’s about. Happy to spend my hard earned money on the Patreon for all the Supergood platforms!
😌❤️That dog is a sweet precious little bundle 🦴🐾
Memorial Day weekend made thanks guys!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Aw yessss Sunday morning fun with y’all is heavenly
The short short rant had me CRYING😂
Matt laughing at Chris cracks me up!
People out there still trying to cancel Chris but he’s still out here killing it selling out shows
Makes me think that cancel culture might really just be another catalyst for increasing decentralization of entertainment and the dwindling of mainstream media. 🤓
I see you also watched last weeks episode of Congratulations
@@dougfreshly Life is bonkers awesome
He has less problematic kinks than every single person supporting cancel culture and teaching about perversion in schools and yet they have time to try to cancel consensual sex havers
Ruins guy’s life with advice… guy asks for more advice😂🤣
When you made new short short man lyrics and your brother lost it is totally something my daughter would laugh at. Cant wait till we see you in Edmonton
In response to the young lady who is being given shit from her British bosses. Obviously I don’t know what was said, but as a Brit myself, I will say that sometimes our sense of humour can get a bit lost in translation. If however, she hasn’t misunderstood what they are saying, and they are in fact just being rude, fuck em. Every American I have ever met has been charming and a credit to their country. Its a shame that a few bad apples cast the rest of us in a bad light. It’s obvious over the last few episodes that Matt in particular isn’t a big fan of us Brits. I promise you mate, we arnt all like that.
If they're not your kids you should mind your own business. Period. Especially if you don't even have any.
Love you guys. Never stop making these. I look forward to it every Sunday
@@michaelscarn2660Wow, this fvcking guy… I love their humor and shit, not want to fvck them love them
Finally, my fix ...
Bro I’m crying at the “Stool Stool” bit 😂
20:21 you boys got so dialed in, and SERIOUS!!!! 😂 That woman's face took the room!!!! LOL!!!!! Beautiful!
For real she was cute. I've discovered the last few years that I find a girl with eyes way too far apart is attractive to me. Like Jackie Onassis or Anya Taylor Joy
Food definitely tastes different outside. It probably has to do with the fact that it smells different outside. And we are definitely acclimated to eating inside like Chris said. Some of the best tasting food I’ve experienced was when I was really hungry and camping. But I would also say I prefer it inside. Chris is right 💯 Matt, no touchy touchy.
There is no such thing as being a racist because there is no such thing as racism! There is only one race folks, the human race. Varying cultures and ethnicities.
WHERE TF IS "RUNK"!!!!!????
He said raiders jersey, she was wearing a Micky mouse hockey jersey......
"arbviously im American" 😂😂😂
Needed these laughs today, thank you!
26:41 Ms. MOUNT THUNDERFUK is a good one
Creamy Doofers. I feel like wearing my creamy Doofers whilst partaking of this ep. Just told my butler this : while he grabs my smoking jacket, cigarette holder and monocle (my pre Lifeline ritual.) 🧐
47:11 - yes 100% food tastes different outside. just try taking a bite of something when inside and keep chewing going outside - taste gonna change. chris SPOT ON
Anybody else play the opening a couple times? Hilarious!!!!
Chris 100% about food tasting different outside and needs to go full downsie delia more often.
Gotta love & appreciate Matt's 80s/90s style! 🥰
Piano guys my favorite submission of all time
"Lets go car shopping tomorrow"😂😂😂😂
LOL chochness monster had me rolling.
Let’s go car shopping tomorrow 😂😂😂 that shit was hilarious, Chris
“Stupid guy thing to say“ took me out dude😂
Facebook story is so fake !
Love having something to watch while I eat my breakfast 😊
50:35 “why did the nazi start the riot!” 😂
THE. GOLDEN. RATIO.
THIS. this is the best episode so far
The Golden Ratio!??? You mean the measurement of focal points in PAINTINGS AND ART. I guess I never became a real musician since I never used the golden ratio in my music. God that dude is cringe
Food tastes different because part of taste is the smell, and air smells different outside
Sitting in my car literally laughing out loud at the British impression 🤣
I don't understand there should be 31 likes there's 31 views that should be 31 likes!!
There is 756 currently
What's funny about the first minute of the show is the video they're watching is exactly how Chris talks and they're making fun of the guy talking through the song Chris this is how you tell a story this is how you speak all the time you stopped going to tangent it's annoying ♥️♥️♥️
Food tastes different outside 100%. You get the random outdoor smells and they fuck with your taste experience.
Rolling stone
Eating outside on a boat on the ocean. That would probably be nice
This was a good episode
Oh yeah? ...well D'yaknow about Brexit?
H'okay well Google Brexit.
Hope the roller derby caller see’s this…
Goth Ick
Poison Eye V
Fury Scorned
Raze R Burn
Tempest
Ravens Claw
Jeza Bell
Mor Tisha
Black Lipstick
Hell Cat
Jane Don’t
I got more but those will do. Follow up and let us all know what name you picked and how it worked out on derby night. Hope you kick serious ass!!
Here's how this is going to go:
Me: "actually, the food tastes the same indoors and outdoors, but due to the smells and fresh air outside and the fact that a lot of our sense of taste is olfactory, it tricks your brain into thinking the food tastes different"
Chris: "BEEP BEEP BEEP! Oh, sorry, I have this app on my phone that goes off whenever someone gets way too boring. Definitely because you said OLFACTORY"
Eh ssss'dorkey
42:07
rewatching this episode, and I came here to say food ABSOLUTELY tastes different outside than inside. I notice it the most, though, if I take a bite inside + while I'm chewing, walk outside. it changes taste immediately. just wanted to validate Chris' experiences. 😅
there's so many beverages on the table, who's trying to teach kids football plays with the cans and bottles?
Roller Derby name: The Buckteeth Queefs a.k.a The Beaver Burps
Also, on the topic of annoying things people say wrong. When someone is talking about changing their mind on something or habits or whatever it is and they say “i did a full 360 and turned my life around”. A 360 degree turn would be a full circle which would put them back in the direction they were heading in the first place. 180 is the correct term to imply turning away from something and walking away.
Nobody's gonna mention that the "no touchy" thing is from Emperor's New Groove??
The hearing Spy-Tech! Actually kinda worked sometimes in some places.
My experience as a long time American expat, euros who want to trash talk Americans, especially Brits, will take it in good humor if you give it back to them (if they are cool) but a majority of them can dish it out but not take it, and get really taken aback. Especially when you are quite knowledgeable about their own foibles whereas most euros don't know much about America beyond TV shows and maybe a week in NY, which they think makes them experts.
You can pull something forward. Example. Grabbing ur shopping cart by the basket and pull it will walking forward through store
The first dude playing the piano who literally never shuts up 😂😂😂😂 needs an off switch. I nearly choked to death laughing so much. Wft??? I can’t believe there are people like that.
my dad would grab my ankles, drag me out of bed & make me go to church...now im an atheist
As someone who works with adults with special needs, Chris’ impressions were pretty accurate, especially the second one
Hahahahahahaha bro, it’s fucked up for sure, but I laughed real real real hard when he said that guy got exposed and kicked out. Peak comedy. Also, that girl with the bosses, if you see this, I’m from Georgia and you’re cute.
Fuck slamming this guy for going over the exceptional beauty of that track. I'm out for this one. See ya next week boys, wise up.
The nudes picture guy is full of sh*t. He’s just looking to have a steady back and forth on the show. All he had to do was say he was getting blackmailed by a spam account and it’s AI generated fakes. No reason for all of that to happen over a few pics.
Foods do be tastin’ funky outside though. Chris is right. Fuck the wind for blowin’ my shit around too. Can’t clean up with a napkin because it’s the goddamn dust bowl outside.
Someone make a deep fake of Matt saying “no touchy touchy” over the llama from the emperors new groove lol
They are wearing fall blankets. And a yippie dog to boot. Lil brother picking up on big brother. It's just douche all around.
A probation officer just pulling a ton of cheap gags from a lame magic store while somebody is fighting for their life is the funniest thing. Start out with one of those shockers when they shake hands, sit down on a whoopee cushion, hit em with a “let’s get serious” and take off the sunglasses to let slinky eyeballs fall out, the clipboard with their paperwork squirts them in the eyes…
food definitely tastes different outside and that's because a majority of flavor derives from smell...and also yeah, bugs come (-oe +u)? lol
the non parent couple wanting to tell people how to parent is BONKERS. "giving them somethign when theyre whining" at a certain age thats the only friggen option for everyone involved. Sometimes i pacify my son when im in public or i know hes tired, sometimes parents are trying to spare you having to see a meltdown. we save all that fun for ourselves at home.
In regards to the guy having his winky being exposed, why not go to the police.. literally a crime right?
Hey to the girl that works for Brits. Don't worry, the majority of them that come to Australia do the same. There is a reason why we call them whinging poms. They do it, mostly, everywhere they go.
Why is Matt doing the gay earring thing but also double crossing? He's gay but just kidding.. but not really?
That clip at the beginning....is what half of college was like, and why I knew being in the classical music world wasn't for me.
You are pulling it forward with respect to its own front. If you are looking at a crowd and you tell someone to come forward, do you expect them to walk backwards away from you?
We've seen on videos that his child is given everything he wants he asked for it nicely there's no discipline there's no explanation... It's not a reflection on the parents it's hard the hardest job but how do kids learn how to fail and how do kids learn they don't always get what they want...???
the first time you guys talked ab facebook nudes guy, i was thinkin he should just unfollow all his facebook friends. so the random evil stranger wouldnt have anyone to send the nudes to. i dont know, does that make sense?
So weird about the eating outside. Eating outside is great! Much love from Santa Barbara ✌😂
matt should stop being so mean to chris, he's not dumb, and its really giving little brother syndrome the way he emphasizes it all the time. calm down man, its all love!
Chris said this dude only drinks milk, and eats sandwiches. And shits himself 😂😭👏🙌 #artteacher
It bothers me to an unreasonable level that the girl who called in about roller derby name suggestions for her friend, didn't include her friend's name.
Pull it forward is definitely, normally, meant as pull it towards you. Pull is the action, so it trumps "forward". If someone said "push it back", most people would push it away from them. I think it's because most people default to going by the action word, push or pull in this case.