Accidental Karen (ep. 61) - Lifeline
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- Опубликовано: 23 июл 2024
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Today we discuss a curious case of misinformation about Gene Hackman NOT dying, some advice for D&D dungeon masters, dealing with a cat Karen, rejecting obligations/parties/weddings/bachelor parties due to your own needs, an update from a previous caller, and a tricky situation with a new partner and a platonic friend.
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0:00 Gene Hackman isn't dead
14:22 Cat Karen
21:33 Dungeon Master advice
26:54 Adopting mannerisms
32:23 Multiple baby names
37:07 Overbooked
42:14 Girlfriend vs. girl friend
50:50 Crossroads update - Развлечения
Let's take a moment to appreciate Gene Hackman
June 15 2023 update -Gene Hackman is still alive
And Hugh Jackman
and John Goodman
The cat lady with the bird question is a Karen herself and she doesn't even realize it 😂
No the bird lady is duh ones asking for advice and the other one is going to the animal authorities to lock up a cat for eating birds when that’s not illegal for a cat to do. Definition of a Karen!
There are always random cats in my yard, and I don't care. If I had a bird sanctuary I'd definitely tell that lady to keep her cat off my property.
Exactly my reaction to her!! She’s on her way to being a Karen you can tell. In fact most young women don’t realize it but they will be Karen’s in time. That’s just life.
@@Mrkysersose maybe you just can’t keep birds sanctioned from cats. I don’t think you understand cats at all they do what ever they want. It’s not a sanctuary it’s a bird buffet. All you can eat.
@@poetsoldsoul6803 imagine having something ON YOUR PROPERTY that helped innocent animals thrive. Then a neighbor has a pet that’s the exact predator to the innocent animals on your property. Then repeatedly that predator animal invaded your space and killed the very animals you helped ON YOUR PROPERTY. Then you try telling the person with the predator animal to stop that from happening, like adults do, but the neighbor doesn’t care. Then rather then trying to resolve the problem they complain about you on a national podcast and call you a Karen. The story changes when you look thru someone else’s eyes.
I think the best way to deal with that neighbor, is to keep your cat on your own property - especially when it is entering a reserve for endangered birds.
Exactly dude. I thought I was the only one who was mind blown by that. She’s the Karen, not the bird lady. Keep your damn cat away from that lady’s house.
@@artmho1987 think if it was a dog killing animals in her yard. She has every right to get rid of that cat if it comes on her prop again
@@shrutefarms4741 exactly. I can’t believe the guys didn’t call her out for that bs.
Thank you! Tf is wrong with people lmao. The neighbor has every right to be upset
that just seems like the least entertaining way to handle this situation tho
I think Chris needs to embrace the fact that he could be the best dungeon master of all time if he just committed to it.
I just wanna say that this podcast has by far my favourite aesthetic. The perfectly centred title text, the table angles, the colours…..IDK why but it’s perfection. Also I love how you basically just told someone with maybe OCD to chill out 😂. Just relaxxxx dudddde.
“What do you do on this show??”
“I…a little bit stopped paying attention” hahahhaa damn, I felt this too hard
dude this argument at the beginning is cracking me up
Absolute gold
So fucking dumb I was in disbelief hahahah.
Matt calling Chris on his shit is literally my most favorite thing ever 😂😂😂
I love how we are all against the cat lady. How did Matt & Chris both think she was right for allowing her animal on another person’s property??
I can't believe Hugh Hackman is dead. Thanks for letting us know Chris.
Actually says Jew Jackman like it's normal
Did ya hear about John Goodman?? 😢😂
Chris thank you for allowing Matt into our lives!
Fr. I value Matt’s opinion the most
@@h6775424 on a serious note matt has a lot of great insight.
Matt, thank you for allowing Chris into our lives!
Or you can just thank Bill. Chris isn't that special
@@amir_haywood71Chris is the reason any of us know of Matt’s existence, or Bills.
Chris not paying and looking like he just woke up from a 5 second nap was the best part.
He shouldn’t have answered the phone NEXT to the girl!! Take it to the patio or living room literally anywhere else
The biggest plot twist of all time. 6:52
What happens?
What is happening right now?! Had me 💀💀💀
How about if you have a pet keep it on your own property, people think because it's a cat it's not a big deal but imagine if it was a dog getting into your yard chasing something trying to eat it. Also don't force your love of cats on a bird lover, this girl is already a huge KAREN 😢.
Cats can attack without any notice. They can climb trees a d have sharp teeth and claws. Any encounter with a cat should be reported to the authorities straight away. Walk in groups and stay safe.
@@Lepocolocolmfao the best advices
Comedians shape your sense of humor and of course you’re going to pick up mannerisms of your favorite comedians as you follow them through the years. It can be imitation but usually it’s just appreciation.
John Goodman was a real homie. RIP
You know your gonna sneeze and you either get up and walk away or cover it up
Just so yall know. Chris is 100% correct in the first 10 minutes of the is podcast.
Of the is
Hmmm no, the friend texted the producer the tweet to show why he thought Gene Hackman was dead before the producer had time to ask why he said he was dead. The producer realizing it wasn't true and the friend explaining why he did it and saying he made a mistake happened at the same time hence it would make no sense to ask why the friend said it.
@@stephenwalker3748no because the producer also said “how should I know” when asked why his friend did it
@@ryanmorrissette27 he means how should he know why his friend fell for the fake news in the first place. He knows why his friend did it....because his friend told him he "f'd up'
It is strange that people are quick to tell you someone died. I'm going to start doing the opposite & tell friends random celebrities are still alive.
That’s a great idea, btw Tom Cruise is still living.
Did you guys hear about Michael Caine? He survived!
@@SickNaban well now that’s different though because saying someone “survived” suggests that they nearly escaped death like Michael Caine got caught in a tornado or something
It goes back to people reading the obits in their local papers.
Did you guys hear Chris D’elia is still alive?
When Chris becomes a gangster parrot……”RAAAACKS!”
It sounds like bird lady is actually very based
And bird Karen is the debaser cue the pixies song!
@@poetsoldsoul6803 youre an idiot
Also… they guy that asked about doing voices for D&D. I recommend watching critical roll or Dimension 20. The DMs for those groups are absolutely phenomenal and you can learn a lot from them. You’re welcome
Next hoodie: “poopie go bye-bye”
“she wasn’t allergic” was hilarious
these are the best 2 fits they have worn throughout the entirety of the shows existence so far.
That whole Gene Hackman bit is actually mind blowing and would absolutely piss me off hahahaha unbelievable, that’s funny as shit.
I really exceptionally enjoyed this on many levels. Well done you guys!!!
the guy with the friend sneezing in his bed is a classic case of the Larry David "accidental text on purpose" totally just sent the video to defend himself for being a ehhhhh PS'SHIT
I love how Chris kept saying "cats the musical is bad" but then breaks into song 🤣 "memorieeeees" 💕
Matt’s hair: 10/10 💟
Yeah. It’s more like 100/10. Like a million out of ten. So sexy hair. Of all the morons with that exact same hair cut his is the absolute best one. Like long and greasy and like a house moms hair after a long month.
It always looks good when he washes it but he refuses to accept that
House Cats are literally an invasive species. And the world would not be “over run” with birds. Nature will make sure that birds don’t over populate. And also, house cats are not “wild animals” they are house cats… keep your cat inside. If I had a pet raccoon would it be cool if I just let it outside to roam around in your back yard? No, it would be caught and probably killed. So why can we let cats out and no one is allowed to complain?
🎉we’re not starting today with this🤣💩
We’re or we are….😄
Early Sunday meetings + the D’elia’s never let it enddddd lesssgoo
Thank you Matt for becoming a lifeline for the world!
Chris not knowing the story immediately after listening to it and Matt getting semi pissed about it is hilarious. Don’t ever change.
Also that guy could just be honest. “Listen, it was another girl who sneezed but I said it was me because I didn’t want to get into why she was there and the details of it all because it didn’t matter. And I didn’t want you to worry because nothing was happening anyway, she’s just a friend. It was dumb and I should have just been honest. Sorry.”
Best podcast on RUclips by far!!!
The notification DING came in clutch this morning. 🙌
I promise I’ll try and chill out more thanks guys
First time commenter, but I’ve watched since episode 1. I just HAVE to say how annoying it is that that girl sneezed. For obvious reasons, that dude screwed up a bunch of different ways… but I have a feeling that chick knew who he was on the phone with, had no regard about it, and just sneezed out loud. Completely annoying, completely selfish, I went on a 10 min rant about it to my bf 🤣🤣🤣
Exactly. At the first sign of a tickle I'm going in the bathroom or outside
“I’ve never hiccuped more than once” hahahah
The chaos in the first minute lol
Im almost ready to submit my first question. I just wanted to make sure it was a good one
Run it by me I'll let ya know if it's worthy
@@Greg-ys2gy it’s about my mom. She wants a key to my house so that she can come over when I’m not here and do my laundry and stuff. Although I appreciate the kind gesture, i also enjoy my personal privacy for me and my wife. She keeps asking me everytime i see her and i keep telling her that I forgot to make a copy of it 😬
@@etzahi16 i think that's a real good question for the show
@@Greg-ys2gy thank u bro, im gonna do it!! 💪🏼 i hope they dont roast me too bad haha i aint the most handsome fellow
@@etzahi16How does your wife feel about that? I’d feel slapped in the face- doesn’t she do it for you? Or can’t y’all both do your own laundry at the least? Good question for the show indeed- but I truly feel that’s an invasion- and your wife likely feels the same way.
Orrrr give her the key- have indoor cameras and you can see her going though your trash and underwear drawer and question her 🤣
Good Flippin Morning everyone!!!!! ☕️
Lmao the beginning of this episode 😂
The first 10 minutes had me rolling!!
I almost fell asleep there.
“Blind… blind!!!” LMFAO
37:09
22:25-22:42 cnt stop laughing 😂😂😂u dumb for dat one 🤣🤣🤣always comin thru on sundays
I'm sooooo with Chris about the girl sneezing in the hotel room 😅😅🤣 like wtf lol
cried and mind exploded all in the first 5 minutes
Me eating and opening this video up like "They're not gonna talk about anything dirty at the beginning, RUclips's monetisation rules etc."
Matt: " 0:01 "
Lifeline is my weekend lifeline❤️
Only a few minutes in and already laughing out loud. Love you guys!
Matt is the only person on the planet that can truly go roast for roast with Chris
I’m on the toilet and all my girl hears “is poopy experience, poopy go bye bye… idk how I’m gonna make it through this one😂 but at least life still rips
Quiet tin Foil guy killing it!
Guess what I was doing during Matt’s toilet paper analogy? … letting go.
25:49 I love the K at the end 😂
Catching back up with the episodes. Commenting for the algi
Matt has those grandma glasses huh? Lmao
matt’s toilet paper analogy was so good it made me absolutely obliterate the like button soooo there that
Chris you cringed, but Matt’s obnoxious “bye bye” needs to be on your congratulations soundboard 😂
Best podcast duo🦾
Idk why but that open water bottle is eating me alive 😭
love it when you guys color match
I love Matt so much.
He told me to tell you he loves you too
22:05 Chris's reaction just kills me here XD wondering what's going through his head at that moment
that sneeze was not an accident.
Hey y’all! Domestic cats aren’t supposed to live outside. Solves the first questioners problem.
It's not a law (yet)
37:18 to the overbooked guy. Phoebe from Friends has the best answer for you " Wish I could, but I don't want to". Spin move
When Chris was being a politician all I could think of the governor of showbiz "Will Sasso".
We have carpenters, ….we have carpenters 😂
The girl sneezed on purpose to get you in trouble 😂
Jim Carrey's impression, from Mad TV, of Jack promoting the juicer is great
Bruh, Jim Carrey on Mad TV, ya know.. his iconic character was the juice weasel on IN LIVING COLOR... ehhh
@@dougfreshly Damn, my bad.
It was the weasel on ILC with David Alan Grier, amazing skit.
@@sumsar0125 All gravy, baby. We all have those moments lol
What if she sneezed on purpose 😂😂
maybe dont let your cat go onto a bird sanctuary and terrorize her birds, lady. Like contain your pet, duh. Maybe your neighbour doesn't want her birds eaten? Youre mad she's willing to kill your cat to save her birds, but your cat is going onto HER property endangering the life of her pets! its your pet, threatening her pets, on her property. What are you asking advice for? My advice, apologize and dont let your cat out if its gonna do that, or put it on a leash, or in a concealed area.
not a flex, which everyone will soon realize, i almost exclusively used to name my male sims “Hugh Jass”
SAME BRUH or Mike Hunt😂😂
yessssssss my sunday starts now
Got my Perrier and ready to laugh 😃
I have to say, no really I do that spin move Chris was perfection.
So many twists and turns dude!
I fuckin love this podcast so much
Holy shit, John Goodman died?!
Ladies....do we really believe that girl didn't sneeze on purpose? Lol okay he says he doesn't have feelings for her but what about the other way around? His "friend" is probably jealous as fuck
Bird Lady although Karen is right, domestic cats, moreso domestic cats that get out and become feral kill so many native birds every year, it's in the multi millions to the point it threatens more then 1 species of native birds and marsupials, not sure about America but here in Australia it's a huge problem
Love that Chris can accidentally name drop Lee Haney, and even more impressive that Matt actually knows who he is s’impressive… s’cultured 😎
5:26 this is a microcosm of how misinformation has been spread throughout history. 😂
I hope the cat lady sees these comments. She’s an insane delusional person and I’m honestly disappointed in Chris and Matt for not even addressing the fact that she’s the whole entire problem.
Agree 1000%
do u guys record this *in* the dungeon or what
F@CK LIFE RIPS....IM ABOUT RIFE LIPS
Hair looks good Chris, a 9/10
RIP John Goodman. ❤
Super dope earing.
RAACK'N'AHAAALF 😂😂😂
Matt got that edgy Lesbian auntie vibes.
Matt's simple reactions of "Wow" kill me😂
"Don't hang out with allergic bitches" took me OUT
If someone kidnaps ANY animal, yah basically asking to get yah wig split
53:36 ya got me xD
The question about fans using phrases that that Chris uses I personally think that when fans do that it is so cringe and it doesn’t make you a bigger fan because of that.. Hey fans? just be a fan.
Huh?? Did i? This is how I talk but I never say the phrases they use like so bitch or sensi etc...