When Matt flipped Chris off while he was going “YYYYYYYYYE” I died lmfao This was the best episode so far, y’all are really starting to hit your stride! Killing it 🖤
Funny story I was getting hired at this place and I had to get my accesses from this guy. My manager asked me how it went and I said “man his aneurisms are weird” (meaning mannerisms) he laughed and just moved on with his life and I found out later I misspoke and it haunts me.
The banter between Chris and Matt is golden. I love them both separately but I love them even more together. 🥳😎 Ultimately what I am trying to say is I love Lifeline.
Its hilarious how you can tell both Chris and Matt stopped watching sports a long time ago cuz their sports references always involve players that retired in like the 80s and early 90s 😂
First ep i have caught, reversing course today. This is genius. Involving fans is a hidden gem for content. The concept is not too new, as in the advice aspect...for podcasts it is for sure and super smart. But...the brotherly chemistry is so genuine... refreshing... perfect. This is definitely gonna be big. Respect.
I was 100% thinking the same thing, cannot wait to execute the spin move, may never happen cause I almost never leave my house, but its so gonna happen at some point soon, I think, maybe... LMAO I hope... Love these 2 s'much
Man.. how much I look forward to these podcasts!!!! Chris is the most hilarious dude I have ever watched in my life and then to throw in his brother who's almost the exact opposite of him, is incredible. These two brothers have some amazing chemistry together that is so cool to see. Any one of Chris D'elia's family members being on a podcast with Chris is the best thing I'll see all week (besides Congratulations)
This is what it sounds like to sit in at lunch at a mental hospital. The fact they even get to the callers at all is impressive. Whoever made that the concept instead of just having them talk is wild because they are so entertaining.
This one lady didn’t say thank you when I held the door open for her. Should’ve done a spin move but instead I gave her a stern “you’reeee weeeeeelcome”. I definitely won that interaction. YEEEESSSSS dude.
“Chris: I wear sunglasses because I think I’m ugly Matt: we’ll you aren’t always right but I can’t argue with you on that one” I can’t with these two , the duo I didn’t think I needed in my life. Matt is awesome 🫡
My neighbors never acknowledge me. I say, “hi.” I don’t get a response and I think to myself, am I visible today. Wtf. Actively rude. Matt, you get me. Life still rips.
Chris' take on not taking things personally was pretty spot on in my opinion. Different days things will hurt you more than others. Could be the same comment.
I like how at the end of the "How to take things less personally" segment, they make plans to go beat some guy up for shit they take personally. 10/10 content
✋️😌 I would like to add some comments for the girl that asked for advice on her situation with her brother... He is immature and you have to treat him to his level. You can't deal with him as an adult, when he is not an adult. You are soon leaving the house, and will no longer have to deal with him as often. This is actually an issue for your parents, and if they don't have a problem with him being that way... Just make sure that whenever you see each other there is respect, just to maintain a peaceful environment for the sake of the family.
Three years of trying to place it and it just now hit me: Michelle Chamuel, The Voice runner-up from Season 4 is the female Matt D’elia. [Edit: The 10:48 hair flip especially.]
How can any of the production crew or Studio crew if there are any as in camera guys, producers, microphone holders Etc keep a straight face during this whole debacle between these two brothers. Freaking hilarious highly entertaining keep up the great work love you guys. Lol
Every week Chris becomes more comfortable being the jokester, and it’s a great thing to see him troll his brother, as his brother his the king of trolls when it comes to podcasts.👏
Well no technically you ARE still awake when “black out” drunk. You are only not awake once you are not conscious. You are still conscious when “blacked out”, always, it’s not a “it could happen” thing, it just is that way lol
John Mulaney said it best when he described blacking out as "When your brain goes to sleep, but your body goes all 'EYE OF THE TIGER!', and soldiers on."
Matt looks like Skrillex dressing up as Chris D’elia
s'accurate
S’Number 1 comment
S’true
S'krillex
🤯🤣
I love how Matt didn’t say anything but Chris goes “yea sure I’m a tall drink of water, I have the gift of gab, I agree with you”
Matt: “People are so unaware of themselves”
*camera cuts to Chris*
When Matt flipped Chris off while he was going “YYYYYYYYYE” I died lmfao
This was the best episode so far, y’all are really starting to hit your stride! Killing it 🖤
“I can’t wait to talk… I cannot wait to talk” 😂 get him Chris
"ur talking right now" lmao
WELL IT'S TOO LATE!!!!
GO
24:53
These brothers are hilarious. This should have happened a long time ago! Many of their mannerisms are the exact same, i love it.
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Funny story I was getting hired at this place and I had to get my accesses from this guy. My manager asked me how it went and I said “man his aneurisms are weird” (meaning mannerisms) he laughed and just moved on with his life and I found out later I misspoke and it haunts me.
I was excited when we started getting Congrats again, but now it’s impossible for life not to be rip roarin’
Dr free don’t r
Fuckin facts
*Rip Soarin’
Firing on all syllables
Hey friends!
the synchronized beard touch at 51:00 is amazing
I like when Chris gets Matt to laugh
Same! It’s so genuine 🥺
100%
Tyler Durden guy here, thanks for that, Chris & Matt! 😂😂 at least now I've recognized the Tyler Durden aspect. Thanks again, and awesome show!
You got this bro
👨🏻 👨🏻
@@SupergoodStudios S'Split
Yyyyyyyyyyyy, crazy
struggling with the same thing bro i feel you, you got this
I like when their brotherly micro aggressions come out...the fight is coming sooner then i thought
Is there a fight that people have predicted with these two?
i have the same feeling
Chris and matt are like those devil & angel characters on your shoulder in a cartoon except they're both devil
But somehow also both angels
But somehow not angels or Devils and also not on your shoulder.
Two handsome aliens, not on your shoulder who give advice.
But it’s not professionaladvicesinceit’sadisclaimer
Ssssss’ hot in hell
@@patrickbaklava7297 lmaoooo
3 minutes in and I don't want the podcast to end. This is the best dynamic to watch its unreal.
They do exactly the same movement at 34:20 😂😂 S'BROTHERS!
*crosses legs*
*spins*
*snaps fingers*
*points fingers*
“You’ll probably die before me”
The whole bit about being short had me dying laughing as a 5 ft 7 guy myself 😂😂😂😂 you guys are hilarious
Can’t tell if you’re implying you think you’re short or tall
As a fellow short guy I'm used to Chris roasting us lol
@@dontknow3949 your comment makes no fucking sense
@@dontknow3949 I’m the same height as the guy from the question hence I too am short. I appreciate a good roast
tall ppl are so insecure about height
the weighted blanket advice should go down as the best advice given on this podcast thus far.
I died laughing at the “can I say something 🤓 IM 5’7 “
The banter between Chris and Matt is golden. I love them both separately but I love them even more together. 🥳😎 Ultimately what I am trying to say is I love Lifeline.
Two insane people. One way more than the other but both absolutely insane.
Eyyyyyyy’craze!!!
"Hey... Are you mental?"
But are they funny??
@@merfymac yeah
Have you ever seen an insane person
I love how Matt gives the most sincere advice while Chris diagnosis the problems with spin moves and conversational TKO's
It's the balance we need
Actually Love when Chris does his clapping bits😂😂😂LOL so silly!
It’s not unreasonable to request “The answer is Spin Moves” merch, right?
GIVE US THE MERCH
Lol that would be great. I personally think it would be cool if it just said "spin move."
Its hilarious how you can tell both Chris and Matt stopped watching sports a long time ago cuz their sports references always involve players that retired in like the 80s and early 90s 😂
no actually matt is heavily involved in fantasy sports
How is this already a much watch after 3 episodes. Thank you guys s'much for the amazing show
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Chris d’elia x Chrissy chaos would be one hell of a podcast ep
Chris D to the 2nd degree
That would be awesome! First 24 hour podcast with how much they both talk lol.
Chrissy D’s
The D’Elia brothers speaking cadence is absolutely hilarious when they go back and forth😂
Them Italian moufs are trouble bubba
Everything about 24:52 - 25:10 absolutely wrecked me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the only podcast I listen to that when I finish the episode I immediately start it over and listen again
Are you tryna kill them by doublin d d d doublin up!
Making sure they suffer no DDDDDdddddeeeennntttssssss.
0:35 “gonna give a speech” oh we’re firing on all syllables from jump today
I like how Matt disapproved of the spin move and then by the end he's fully on board with the spin move
Love the way Chris' face changes throughout every question 🤣
First ep i have caught, reversing course today.
This is genius. Involving fans is a hidden gem for content. The concept is not too new, as in the advice aspect...for podcasts it is for sure and super smart.
But...the brotherly chemistry is so genuine... refreshing... perfect.
This is definitely gonna be big.
Respect.
S'deeper
Spin move is literally on my mind as a go-to now just waaaaaiting to be used, fuucck yea dude! Can’t wait!
I want details of how to execute spin moves for different situations. I want to do spin moves every day
I was 100% thinking the same thing, cannot wait to execute the spin move, may never happen cause I almost never leave my house, but its so gonna happen at some point soon, I think, maybe... LMAO I hope... Love these 2 s'much
@@Paul-cy9ej *crosses legs, busts spin move, followed by snap of fingers; 🌪 🗣 DO IT
👈🏽👈🏽😉 …. *Slides out
That "no way dude" out of chris at 41 mins when Matt disagreed killllled me. S'GENUINE! Bein s'serious! hahaha
Not using a timestamp in 2022, eeeeeh s’oldskool
Man.. how much I look forward to these podcasts!!!! Chris is the most hilarious dude I have ever watched in my life and then to throw in his brother who's almost the exact opposite of him, is incredible. These two brothers have some amazing chemistry together that is so cool to see. Any one of Chris D'elia's family members being on a podcast with Chris is the best thing I'll see all week (besides Congratulations)
Bring the dad on
This is what it sounds like to sit in at lunch at a mental hospital. The fact they even get to the callers at all is impressive. Whoever made that the concept instead of just having them talk is wild because they are so entertaining.
So you’re saying you’d rather have them just talk and the concept of them having callers is dumb? I couldn’t disagree more
I agree. I enjoy everything in-between the callers much more than the actual 'advice'.
This one lady didn’t say thank you when I held the door open for her. Should’ve done a spin move but instead I gave her a stern “you’reeee weeeeeelcome”. I definitely won that interaction. YEEEESSSSS dude.
We heeeeere! Already left the James Nasium, but knockin out some homework sorry smart guys
👏👏👏 oh he’s getting good grades 👏👏👏 sorry smart guys 👏👏👏 can’t help the honor roll 👏👏👏
Clearly Chris hasn’t spent time with “blacked out” drunks. Can you imagine GETTING the drunk to the costume store?!?!? Not worth it.
Absolutley
Theres different stages of blacked
Or have the costumes pre-bought and just tell them yous went to the store... Im pretty sure that's what he ment
@@jordyjohn2275 Lol no there isn’t. There’s different levels of drunk, but being blacked out is binary. You either remember or you don’t.
Nah. Spin move.
“Chris: I wear sunglasses because I think I’m ugly
Matt: we’ll you aren’t always right but I can’t argue with you on that one”
I can’t with these two , the duo I didn’t think I needed in my life. Matt is awesome 🫡
Drinking game: Whenever either one of them says "That's not necessarily true" S'Insecurely, take a shot
I’d rather remember the podcast, no thanks
drunk in the first five minutes. YES!✊
^ There are two types of people... ^
Y’wan wake up in a samurai costume under a weighted blanket?
Drop king and the sting and do 2 of these weekly. This podcast could be huge. It's a dynamic you can't find anywhere else.
Agreed. 100%.
The whole spin moved section and “not givin ya $3” had me cackling in the frozen aisle at the store and I’m not mad about it!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
This podcast is single handedly responsible for increasing the international average of daily spin moves
The spinmove is definitely the best advice I‘ve heard in years 😂
My neighbors never acknowledge me. I say, “hi.” I don’t get a response and I think to myself, am I visible today. Wtf. Actively rude. Matt, you get me. Life still rips.
Lol, try being a waiter.
I hate when people do that. I was thinking the same, when I say Hi in the hallway and they just pass me by. wtf
Lmao i have coworkers who do that to me
Damn people are miserable lol
51:01 😂 the simultaneous face rub
Cooking a late breakfast for the nephews and now I get to watch these bros while I do it. S'fuckin good dude
thanks for the lore man now we all know what you're doing currently
@@k1xnt for sure
Matt is the only person that is legally allowed to give Chris the biz
Beep boops preach!!!
Matt D'Elia almost made me spit up my beer lol dude's a natural.💯😂
40:51 - Matt disagreeing with Chris here absolutely killed me 😂
“Hey Matt and Chris. Huge fan of both of your podcasts…
“MAX HEADROOM!”
Chris' take on not taking things personally was pretty spot on in my opinion. Different days things will hurt you more than others. Could be the same comment.
Matt is such a good balance for Chris's knee jerk judgmental advice lmao
I like how at the end of the "How to take things less personally" segment, they make plans to go beat some guy up for shit they take personally. 10/10 content
That dude is probably gonna kill his roommate with the damn weighted blanket idea, chris. Lol
The roommate will atleast piss himself cause he can’t get up
This pod is like Guilty Conscience by Em & Dre come to life 😂 Matt’s sweater is giving me Steve from Blues Clues vibes!
✋️😌 I would like to add some comments for the girl that asked for advice on her situation with her brother...
He is immature and you have to treat him to his level. You can't deal with him as an adult, when he is not an adult.
You are soon leaving the house, and will no longer have to deal with him as often. This is actually an issue for your parents, and if they don't have a problem with him being that way...
Just make sure that whenever you see each other there is respect, just to maintain a peaceful environment for the sake of the family.
“Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Tyler Durden!”
💀 😂
Love seeing the dynamic between you and your bro! Y’all are crazy but actually have some intellect you yeah which is a nice change up from Schwab 😂
Three years of trying to place it and it just now hit me: Michelle Chamuel, The Voice runner-up from Season 4 is the female Matt D’elia.
[Edit: The 10:48 hair flip especially.]
The uLTIMate spin move was named during this episode: “ehhh, well, you’re probably gonna die before me”
Fucking BWAHAHAHA
How can any of the production crew or Studio crew if there are any as in camera guys, producers, microphone holders Etc keep a straight face during this whole debacle between these two brothers. Freaking hilarious highly entertaining keep up the great work love you guys. Lol
I can confidentially say that I get some of Chris's jokes more than Mat does.
He almost definitely gets them but is either so used to or sick of them that he doesn't even register them anymore lol
He knows part of it is true, and it genuinely annoys him, is what I would guess.
@@danielstudart2062 you might be right! Lol
“It’s hot in *swallow* here”
S’insecure Nelly
😭😭😭😭
EEEEEYESSSSS DUDE LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!
The simultaneous mouth rub @ 51:01 😂
I'm a podcast connoisseur. I like what you did here. 😎
podcast addict meself. How many do you have as a regular viewing pattern?
31:30 “Right?…thats what I would do” 10/10
"I want to remain anonymous"
Gives whole life story with no voice changer.
When Matt hit the “e’YES” I died
Finally someone is telling chris that the clapping thing is stupid 😂
Every week Chris becomes more comfortable being the jokester, and it’s a great thing to see him troll his brother, as his brother his the king of trolls when it comes to podcasts.👏
I’m waiting to read the headline “D’Elia brothers charged in unprovoked aggravated assault of deaf and mute neighbour”.
im so thankful there’s two of them
I love this podcast
Didn't know Chris had a pod with Adrian Brody
Chris. Just do this podcast full-time. It's a smart move long-term in all aspects. Love from dusty ol' Albuquerque!
Insecure Nelly cracked me up so hard hahahaha 😆 🤣
Kaaaaaayyyyyyy
Matt looks like what I imagined Steve from Blues Clues looked like before he came back
Technically you can still be awake and "blacked out" drunk. Blacked out means your brain stops forming memories
Yeah, he said that.
Well no technically you ARE still awake when “black out” drunk. You are only not awake once you are not conscious. You are still conscious when “blacked out”, always, it’s not a “it could happen” thing, it just is that way lol
John Mulaney said it best when he described blacking out as "When your brain goes to sleep, but your body goes all 'EYE OF THE TIGER!', and soldiers on."
Sucky Person
Colourway
Haha hilarious. And Chris’s Bro is a grrrreat balance to check him in such a funny way. Love the combo!
Sunday Church session in progress!!! This is the only Church we need🤘
I love how Chris and Matt set up their microphones so different. S’diff. Love the Pod guys.
@ 51:01 They are the same person
I completely agree with Chris on the long hair question do what u want because that’s what made her like u in the first place
steebee weebee and matt delia should have a podcast together LOL
That'd be so choice 💯 😂
This is the first lifeline clip I've watched and now I'm HOOKED
Bring back TMP
The way the mood shifted when the producer opened the can! OoOoOops!
You need to do a corny radio intro for this show
108.9 on your dial, LIFELINE
Matt's genuine annoyances to Chris's reactions at times sends me 🤣🤣🤣 as a brother myself I get him 😩😂
That girls 35 year old brother is a POS. I pray she follows up and says he was kicked out
24:56 best bit - killed me! I can't wait to talk
Who else practiced the spin and snap move “not owe’n you 3 bucks”? Cause I did.
If you want to perfect it just call Barry Sanders coach.
I love you both. Always so cute when Matt finally laughs at Chris. 👏🏼 👏🏼 Can’t believe he won him over about the spin move 👏🏼 👏🏼
being a member of the D’Elia family would be a challenge…probably couldn’t last more than 48hrs
Omg! The camera zooming in on Chris's face while Matt is talking and then saying I can't wait to talk is the funniest thing I've seen in a while LMFAO