I'll Have The Calamari (ep. 58) - Lifeline

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024

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  • @SupergoodStudios
    @SupergoodStudios  Год назад +20

    Step into Luxury. Lifeline Luxury. patreon.com/lifelineluxury

  • @Benjaminduduu
    @Benjaminduduu Год назад +188

    Chocolate croissants

    • @renville_
      @renville_ Год назад +25

      Not the bologna fingers

    • @kermm03
      @kermm03 Год назад +30

      The fuck is up with the lights

    • @FreshYoungDude
      @FreshYoungDude Год назад +28

      Two… you won’t eat two, that’s good.

    • @phono
      @phono Год назад +6

      That entire episode is the best

    • @cc-sb1is
      @cc-sb1is Год назад +4

      I just had to go watch the segment...I have missed it. I nearly died laughing. AGAIN.

  • @bestjeep4445
    @bestjeep4445 Год назад +70

    Chris always tells stories about other chicks in the tense of “a looooong time ago” 😂😂😂

    • @mathewpemberton5407
      @mathewpemberton5407 Год назад +14

      Covering all bases my baby

    • @ChildishGambeaner
      @ChildishGambeaner Год назад +5

      ​@@Unjust1you don't?

    • @jumpboys1408
      @jumpboys1408 Год назад +6

      ​@@Unjust1damn a troll made it this deep in the comment section of this low-key podcast?

    • @jumpboys1408
      @jumpboys1408 Год назад +3

      @@Unjust1 🧌..

    • @me.1475
      @me.1475 Год назад +1

      Lmfao everyone thought the same thing

  • @tommygreenthumbs
    @tommygreenthumbs 6 месяцев назад

    Love hearing Chris talk about his boys. I have an almost 7 year old and 16 month old twins. Definitely enjoying all the milestones and moments all over again.

  • @nickkuetemann4685
    @nickkuetemann4685 Год назад +27

    With a title like “I’ll Have the Calamari” you gotta have Bill on as a guest! The real babies will get it

    • @CrookDanny
      @CrookDanny Год назад +4

      Was s’dissapointed when it wasn’t that 😂

    • @lancertreepuffer
      @lancertreepuffer Год назад +3

      Easter egg

    • @jayynagar
      @jayynagar Год назад +1

      True

    • @bryanbryan6108
      @bryanbryan6108 Год назад

      I mean sure there is a story about calamari and his dad but it wasn’t specifically about Bill ordering calamari, so…s’kinda a stretch

    • @nickkuetemann4685
      @nickkuetemann4685 Год назад

      @@bryanbryan6108 bro, what? Was that really worth that comment?

  • @R3b3lDiamond
    @R3b3lDiamond Год назад +14

    The way Chris sounds like an npc just yelling phrases while playing tennis 😂😂😂

  • @changinlooks1
    @changinlooks1 Год назад +19

    My birthday was yesterday. 44 is depressing already so I better go sign up for the Patreon cause I know that will spin move this post Bday depression around!

    • @TheFinisher669
      @TheFinisher669 Год назад +2

      Happy birthday, 44 is nothing

    • @melp723
      @melp723 Год назад +1

      Happy birthday! I’m rounding out my 44th-it doesn’t get better, but I’ve learned to embrace each depressing year.🎉

    • @lancertreepuffer
      @lancertreepuffer Год назад +5

      Neither one of you look older 32 fr

    • @ChrisDEliaOfficial
      @ChrisDEliaOfficial Год назад +5

      Happy bday!!!

    • @floater-dw7hm
      @floater-dw7hm Год назад +1

      44 is not old!

  • @kennethcondon3949
    @kennethcondon3949 Год назад +31

    Can we please get a Judge Judy styled show with Matt and Chris in Judge gowns with a live audience please please please

    • @Protomango
      @Protomango Год назад

      Only if they're both Judge Judy at the same time. Fighting over the gavel 'n shit

  • @constructivecriticism1011
    @constructivecriticism1011 Год назад +3

    I'm a freelance photographer and the best way to approach people is do what chris and Matt saud also tell them that you will take some photos of them to use for their socials.

  • @mattclarkphotography
    @mattclarkphotography Год назад +4

    Matt feeding Charlie eye boogies is such a "no fucks given" vibe...hilarious @41:02

    • @habitat414
      @habitat414 Год назад +1

      so gross lol

    • @gabbynikolova
      @gabbynikolova 10 месяцев назад

      So glad someone else noticed… what the!!!

  • @madhavmalhotra27
    @madhavmalhotra27 Год назад +4

    bro the address is not blurred ig, idk if u guys need to fix it but just a heads up.
    47:42

  • @dancinggold17
    @dancinggold17 Год назад +16

    Matt cutting off Chris's "I was hanging out with this chick" story 6 times in rapid succession 😂😂😂

  • @katiedunlap235
    @katiedunlap235 Год назад +5

    petition for matt to wear his hair up more often. it’s…..fire

  • @Gottislaps
    @Gottislaps Год назад +14

    Ain’t no cancellation here WE MOVING UP!!!!

  • @lettym2124
    @lettym2124 Год назад

    I fucking choked on my water when Chris said “Squirtin’ offs a life saver” 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂LMFAO

  • @daddymcpapi7520
    @daddymcpapi7520 Год назад +1

    guy with the baby: dont worry too much about that lol. my oldest eats everything. my youngest hates everything. kids are gonna kids lol.

  • @RizonielTV
    @RizonielTV Год назад +1

    45:26 "butthead the way he just said uh"

  • @Andeezy93
    @Andeezy93 Год назад +1

    Matt has the record for shooting 14% from 3 in High School😂😂😂

  • @jordanheimer774
    @jordanheimer774 Год назад +1

    "Thats how Groot became"....😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nutellanebula
    @nutellanebula Год назад +2

    8:09 upsie daisy let's see how you handle that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HUSHMONEYBAND
    @HUSHMONEYBAND Год назад +9

    40:50 Hold up does Matt pick his dogs eye boogers and then feed it to him?!

    • @chuuurd
      @chuuurd Год назад +2

      I do the same lmao

    • @Killakallie92
      @Killakallie92 Год назад +1

      Yeah some dogs get offended if they can't smell the booger that you pulled off of them most of them will eat them

    • @Graciehunter32
      @Graciehunter32 Год назад +1

      @@Killakallie92 that’s disgusting

    • @TheAverageSavage1021
      @TheAverageSavage1021 Год назад

      My dog will flip the fuck out of you don’t let him eat the boogers. I mean bark and jump up and whine: idk how it started but it’s the price I must pay to get the boogies clean.

  • @josephdavis2695
    @josephdavis2695 Год назад +5

    Don't mind me, just dropping a quick little comment to... tickle that algo.
    WEGOINUP!

    • @josephdavis2695
      @josephdavis2695 Год назад

      @@Thatdudewiththedogs awe shit, you got me good huh, That Dude with the Dogs!? Man do I feel stupid now. The part where you prefaced “cringe” with “holy” was brutal! Sheesh. Egg on my face. BRB gonna delete my acct.

    • @josephdavis2695
      @josephdavis2695 Год назад

      @@Thatdudewiththedogs I could tickle your chin with my beanbag if you’d prefer that? I kid, I kid. I’m you’re just pretending to be an angry internet guy but in real life, you’re very laid back and fun to be around.
      Remember… we’re supposed to be making friends in the comments… it’s not too late for us. Whatever this is? That we have? We can take this to the next level. The power of friendship compels!
      But yo, what a wild way to live… just scrolling and getting pissed at innocuous, cringy, random RUclips comments…
      While I’m on the subject… irrational hatred doesn’t have to be your “thing” bro. You could try, I dunno… not… being how you are? or something.

  • @luckyboltz29
    @luckyboltz29 Год назад +7

    GaaaaaaaaahhhhDAMN Matt’s really killin it with the dangly earring close up. On my way to the store for more towels as we speak

  • @Kitty6161
    @Kitty6161 Год назад

    The clean the bathroom guy is my favourite caller of all time ahahahah 😅

  • @agoosoriano903
    @agoosoriano903 Год назад

    ‘Taryn Shiddoup’would be a good roller derbyist name

  • @kimfanning7339
    @kimfanning7339 Год назад +7

    Great episode as always but I was amazed at the length of time that beautiful doggie stayed so so chill. I now have dog envy.

    • @Killakallie92
      @Killakallie92 Год назад +1

      Yeah the dog will go off of your vibe so that could be why you don't ever have a chill dog apparently

  • @user-sd1qb3gf7w
    @user-sd1qb3gf7w Год назад

    You two are hilarious. I love starting my mornings with Supergood. Peace

  • @Jonglohn
    @Jonglohn Год назад +7

    3 weeks to introduce kids and partners is fucking insane.

    • @fernandoborge7516
      @fernandoborge7516 Год назад

      Was looking for this comment. Dude she was dating should run the other way, fast.

  • @Itwasatragedy
    @Itwasatragedy Год назад +7

    rolling stone lmao

  • @randosavich
    @randosavich Год назад +1

    Man, sometimes I’m like” has he not seen it yet? He wouldn’t have said that if he had seen it”

  • @marybeth808
    @marybeth808 Год назад

    Matt’s hair is amazing, I never noticed until now!

  • @romefox
    @romefox Год назад +3

    Matt should never admit something annoys him about Chris, he will just hammer it down even more xD

  • @dinadarcy8695
    @dinadarcy8695 Год назад

    Hey Matt !! What happened to the year of The Bing Bong …??

  • @oakabielb5406
    @oakabielb5406 Год назад +8

    Y'all just brushing past the barrage of fresh accusations? Creepy dude, creepy fans.

  • @sidneycavin2617
    @sidneycavin2617 Год назад

    I’ve been subscribed to this account forever and the videos never show up on my feed, not sure what that’s about

  • @andreasahman5596
    @andreasahman5596 Год назад

    best show NA and EU

  • @chriskay2296
    @chriskay2296 Год назад

    Great episode, but my guys!
    You both in this ep looka Laka shhiiiieett!
    Laka shiieeet!

  • @ladyloud8796
    @ladyloud8796 Год назад +2

    I’m here for hair up Matt

  • @endlessprogression9543
    @endlessprogression9543 Год назад +1

    The grow or die hoodies are so sick. Got the script one then saw the other one had to get both. Best merch yet 👏

  • @melp723
    @melp723 Год назад +5

    Just signed up for the Patreon. Ready to sit in that lap of Lifeline Luxury 🛋️ 👑💜

    • @melp723
      @melp723 Год назад

      @@Thatdudewiththedogs you’re lurking in the comments of his videos to drop this statement?! Pretttyyyy weird. Hey, buddy…no one’s making you hang out here. Buh-bye.

    • @souljakoye
      @souljakoye 6 дней назад

      Go gettanother cat

  • @Zingaa
    @Zingaa Год назад +1

    ALGO-GANG!🤟🏼🤌🏼

  • @JonathanHassingerChannel
    @JonathanHassingerChannel Год назад

    “I shouldn’t have eaten that…”😂😂😂

  • @jennabolmgren
    @jennabolmgren Год назад

    On first glance of the YT thumbnail, I was concerned that Matt had cornrows 😅

  • @davidlunt9986
    @davidlunt9986 Год назад +7

    Chris, your show in SLC was SICK last night lol. Let's get some "Runk" merch!

  • @Queen_of_Missfit_Island
    @Queen_of_Missfit_Island Год назад +7

    Matt's hair up looks so good. ❤

    • @matthewmclees4105
      @matthewmclees4105 Год назад +1

      Said nobody ever? Lol you people are fucking crazy cringe.

  • @Makeupbyrach18
    @Makeupbyrach18 Год назад

    😂 OMG, Cinchy got me!!

  • @PhillDC
    @PhillDC Год назад

    Wowwwww…. Soft 🇦🇺 tour coming soon ……..😊 NK tennis 🎾 👏

  • @senorfish2503
    @senorfish2503 Год назад +5

    Chris the creepoooo

  • @GrantWilliams666
    @GrantWilliams666 Год назад

    I really hate RUclips, how do you still only have 585000 subscribers.

  • @ombligodeagua
    @ombligodeagua Год назад

    What Chris is reffering to in the beggining of the episode the goal keeper from Argentina's soccer team does.

  • @MrLee23
    @MrLee23 Год назад

    He wishes he was Keanu, ya start a pod w/ swab call it, " fuckos " 😅erik G too good for ya both. 🤣

  • @Number-sp4jw
    @Number-sp4jw Год назад

    Matt the king

  • @giri.goyo_yt
    @giri.goyo_yt Год назад

    "Stuff his face with peanuts." - Matt D'Elia. Hilar.

  • @Sanchinhooo
    @Sanchinhooo Год назад +3

    I don’t understand how people say this is a cult.
    It’s so obviously a SUPER CULT
    AAAAAA’YES DOOOD

  • @jeffersonnalley3239
    @jeffersonnalley3239 Год назад

    Love the show, but hey Matt, do you know you're in Southern California? Or do you have so little body fat you're always cold? I'm in Colorado wearing shorts and a t-shirt! This pertains to the add lol.

  • @AndrewFitzpatrick-gd3df
    @AndrewFitzpatrick-gd3df Год назад +1

    Damn. I was only watching because I thought Chris was a ranked pro tennis player. Pass the squid please.

  • @alyssakobler3294
    @alyssakobler3294 Год назад +2

    Woah holy shit I’m in this one 🥹🫶🏻 much love guys thank you!!!

  • @HerbalistGuybrush
    @HerbalistGuybrush Год назад +1

    how tf does matt get his hair shiny like that? what products is he using? would be rlly interested as a long haired dude

    • @maxwellbrand
      @maxwellbrand Год назад +1

      you mean greasy and dirty? imagine how bad that shit smells.

    • @loganhatch
      @loganhatch Год назад +1

      Don't use shampoo too often. I switched to only using shampoo like 1-2 times a week and it's great.

    • @HerbalistGuybrush
      @HerbalistGuybrush Год назад +1

      @@loganhatch doing that, but these guy probably use some elite products

    • @loganhatch
      @loganhatch Год назад +1

      @@HerbalistGuybrush that’s true. I did remember Chris asking him once about it and he just said he doesn’t wash his hair much, but who knows what else he does/uses.

    • @HerbalistGuybrush
      @HerbalistGuybrush Год назад +1

      @@loganhatch Yeaaa i think thats just some tough guy talk, he probably has a room just for hair oils and beauty products. sdeeper

  • @Cupotee
    @Cupotee Год назад +1

    Also, love your messy up-do!

  • @dylanlee32
    @dylanlee32 Год назад

    As if Matt wasn't cool enough he's a big baseball fan who plays fantasy baseball. Booyah booyah booyah ANNNNNND BOOYAH

  • @BigD_Energy
    @BigD_Energy Год назад

    Matt looks like he has the same bar of soap in his shower from 1995

  • @kevtheg4317
    @kevtheg4317 Год назад

    The dog looks like a puppet during the show

  • @peterbrucato9857
    @peterbrucato9857 Год назад

    Fellow baseball fan! SWEET Matt!

  • @mallorys2666
    @mallorys2666 Год назад

    Love a dog being on the show lol ❤

  • @lancertreepuffer
    @lancertreepuffer Год назад +1

    19:43 Matt spot on a usual

  • @gwildordipkin6504
    @gwildordipkin6504 Год назад

    Matt's a "chucker" 77 3 point shots, made 11.

  • @AnastasiaCimino
    @AnastasiaCimino Год назад

    oh my god, matt, WHO DOES YOUR MANICURES

  • @SirenOffspring
    @SirenOffspring Год назад +1

    Chris, I'd have to be you to afford all these Patreon accounts. Sadly, I can't choose 1 so I have to do none. I've bought some merch though.

    • @ijamesheath
      @ijamesheath Год назад +1

      Being in the same boat might I at least mention the Congrats Patreon is worth it to me for the extra 10-20 minutes per episode and the one exclusive episode per month. I do think Lifeline Luxury is going to be awesome though so I guess I need to choose as well.

  • @andresito619
    @andresito619 Год назад +4

    16 year olds hate this guy

  • @StevePeeleII
    @StevePeeleII Год назад +1

    Andi from cincy. Sorry to hear about the complexity. Let’s make friends in the comments and IRL. 🤘🏽 mad love

    • @StevePeeleII
      @StevePeeleII Год назад

      TO BE CLEAR; Fellow Cincinnatians here 🤷‍♂️

    • @TheAverageSavage1021
      @TheAverageSavage1021 Год назад

      @@StevePeeleIIno room for a Cleveland Gal? 😢

  • @baddcheeta.
    @baddcheeta. Год назад

    S’grainy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gshell2520
    @gshell2520 Год назад

    He shot 77 threes and made 11😆😆😆 his coach should've been FIRED💯

  • @reedhamilton3368
    @reedhamilton3368 Год назад

    HAHA why does Chris seem so defeated with this comment 42:18

  • @Cupotee
    @Cupotee Год назад

    Matt get your dog some water lmao

  • @zma8080
    @zma8080 Год назад +1

    42:46 this is called limerence

  • @Decenxy
    @Decenxy Год назад +1

    I confirmed that RUclips algorithm is indeed trying to screw you over. I've been subscribed for 4 years now and I went to see you Saturday night in Salt Lake City and I just checked again and boom, I wasn't subscribed anymore. So definitely fuck social media, I got you tho big G

  • @Phillyfan36
    @Phillyfan36 Год назад

    Matt's 3 point percentage is somehow still better than Lebron's this playoff series so that's a W.

    • @gwildordipkin6504
      @gwildordipkin6504 Год назад

      lol I just commented he is a "chucker" like on Seinfeld. Pass it to him he does the insta chucks.

  • @yeslek
    @yeslek Год назад +5

    MATT IS SO HOT

  • @ZacBrandrup
    @ZacBrandrup Год назад

    Matt’s smile at the end lol

  • @jayrose1201
    @jayrose1201 Год назад +1

    window tinting gal is absolutely gorgeous

  • @JurWiersema
    @JurWiersema Год назад

    "Let's see you handle that one!"

  • @Makeupbyrach18
    @Makeupbyrach18 Год назад +1

    Charlie ❤❤❤

  • @CosmicSoul13
    @CosmicSoul13 Год назад

    Sexy Beast a classic. Ray Winston and Ben Kingsley destroy in that movie🙌

  • @ramseyhopper4634
    @ramseyhopper4634 Год назад

    Here’s my comment for the algorithm

  • @oracleofaltoona
    @oracleofaltoona Год назад

    kids naturally don't like a lot of foods, tho. It is an adaptation that developed in order for them to not get poisoned by eating the wrong thing .

  • @Isho_0685
    @Isho_0685 Год назад +1

    Hey guy who does photography don't use your phone invest in a hefty camera trust me you will be shocked by the difference.

  • @PhillDC
    @PhillDC Год назад

    Awesome

  • @BIGMAYNEGREGG
    @BIGMAYNEGREGG 10 дней назад

    First ever Yes Got Outta That One at 10:53

  • @GrantWilliams666
    @GrantWilliams666 Год назад

    Deja vu with the interuptous and food.

  • @Aries00324
    @Aries00324 Год назад

    Squirt soda is delicious!! 😍

  • @k.d311
    @k.d311 Год назад

    My guys ❤️

  • @tedowf
    @tedowf Год назад +2

    I’m gonna sign up for the Patreon cuz I already sub to congrats and the TGH, and of course because it wouldn’t make a fugggggin DENT but I do not like the notion that Lifeline isn’t good enough for some people. I love the banter but I really like the calls too. I guess whatever, just more D’elia for all of us! 🎉

  • @jennabolmgren
    @jennabolmgren Год назад +2

    Vote for Charlie as a regular guest 👍

  • @johneasterday6112
    @johneasterday6112 Год назад +2

    Best part of the weekend

  • @juliettecampa2377
    @juliettecampa2377 Год назад

    What a cute dog. 🥰🥰

  • @otto9699
    @otto9699 Год назад

    Matt looks less like Chris and MORE like Russell Crowe each episode somehow

  • @TheFinisher669
    @TheFinisher669 Год назад

    Business as usual. Let's go!

  • @grape2941
    @grape2941 Год назад

    Yeah the two years in and that happens it also means the man isn't doing what he needs to be doing not what she wants him to be doing. He needs to speak to her and himself on a man, woman, human social bieng, individual and spiritual level

  • @katieb4314
    @katieb4314 Год назад +1

    If I book one on one advice with Matt can I see Charlie too

  • @ZenoSama_
    @ZenoSama_ Год назад

    Cactus Cooler and Squirt are literally my favorite sodas of all time. I HATE YOUR OPINION.